Podcasts about internet outrage

Today Brit and Alexander talk about Internet Outrage, decoding the drama. They explore the deeper reasons why, unpacking some amazing examples, and key ways to turn online dumpster fires into creative firepower. TIMESTAMPS: 01:40 - Introduction 05:46 - Reason 1: The Megaphone Algorithmic 12:05 - Reason 2: In Your Head 14:53 - Reason 3: Computer Screen Veil 17:05 - Reason 4: Easy Keys-y 18:27 - Reason 5: Sans Nuance 24:55 - Reason 6: Virtue Signals 28:10 - Five Reasons Why Summary 29:14 - Internet Outrage & Web 2.0 32:29 - Trolling 34:06 - Rickrolling 39:50 - The Psychology of Internet Outrage 42:15 - Case Example: Milkshake Duck 52:54 - Rage Bait 55:40 - Case Example: Bean Dad 1:00:06 - Five Reasons to be Inspired 1:00:39 - Five Reasons to be Inspired 1: Be Real 1:01:44 - Five Reasons to be Inspired 2: Have a Goal in Mind 1:01:56 - Five Reasons to be Inspired 3: Embracing Humor 1:03:09 - Five Reasons to be Inspired 4: Redirecting the Rage 1:03:21 - Five Reasons to be Inspired 5: Engage-O 1:04:05 - Make it easy to participate SOURCES: Bean Dad https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/bean-dad Chewbacca Mask Lady https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Mask_Lady Why everything is a Milkshake Duck https://www.vox.com/culture/22350188/what-is-a-milkshake-duck-definition-explained-jensen-karp-cinnamon-toast-shrimp Why We Snap: Understanding the Psychology of Online Outrage https://therapygroupdc.com/therapist-dc-blog/why-we-snap-understanding-the-psychology-of-online-outrage/ Rage-baiting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage-baiting Why Do People Troll Online? https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/writing-integrity/202008/why-do-people-troll-online What Is Web 2.0? https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/web-20.asp#:~:text=Web%202.0%20describes%20the%20current,aftermath%20of%20the%20dotcom%20bubble. MUSIC: "Harmony Hall" (Vampire Weekend), "Pretty girls I don't know anymore" (18 Carat Affair), "Never Gonna Give You Up" (Rick Ansley). ©2024 The Furious Curious

For this week's flavor of "Internet Outrage", a Californian purchased a home once owned by country legend Hank William's and the internet is pretending to care about it because it is turning the South into California by doing so.....we think otherwise.   The Tennessee Tuesday Podcast is available on most major platforms. You can even ask Alexa "Play Tennessee Tuesdays Podcast" Spotify - https://spoti.fi/3rBCcWM Apple Podcast - https://apple.co/3KCTolm www.tennesseetuesdays.com/ For now, you can follow our social channels at: www.instagram.com/tennesseetuesdays www.facebook.com/tennesseetuesdays

Today’s episode includes: Soul wins Best Animated Feature and Best Original Score at the 78th Golden Globe Awards Soul and Wolfwalkers lead the nominations for the 48th Annie Awards Minions: The Rise of Gru delayed to July 1, 2022 6 lesser-known Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published due to racist imagery Lola Bunny has a new look for Space Jam: A New Legacy and the Internet doesn’t find her attractive enough

The current landscape of our culture has adopted some pretty disheartening and regrettably true monikers over the past decade, a decade redefined and reshaped by social media. Outrage culture. Cancel culture. Us against them. The list goes on and on.  And while genuine conflict with those we are in close relationship is both natural and often necessary, we’ve gone on full attack in this behind-the-screen war zone without any training for how to “fight well” online. True conflict can sharpen relationship. But is the social media boxing ring threatening the way we as a society, as individuals, and as people called to love our neighbors navigate disagreement? Let’s be perfectly clear: turmoil online is almost never the kind that sharpens or depends relationship. But it’s real, it’s rampant, and it’s right in front of us on a seemingly daily basis. Everyone has a voice, a keyboard, and a louder opinion than the next guy. This week on She’s in the City we dive into some hard, real talk on how to handle this online outrage culture as followers of Jesus. When do we turn the other cheek and when do we flip tables? How and when do we hold our tongues online and how and when do address antagonism aimed at us from others? A few things we’ve come up with: Do you have a real relationship with the person behind the post? Do they have your wellbeing in mind? Are your words intended to open minds or close doors? Are you offering a solution or just criticism? Have you taken time for the passion and emotional defenses to die down before responding? This is hard stuff, people! It’s easy and fairly low risk to fire bullets from behind a screen. Just as easy as it is to deflect any and all critic of yourself or your beliefs as misrepresented, misinformed, or just plain ignorant. But as those called to love not just friends but enemies, we must heed the difficult but humble words of Tim Keller:  “Getting defensive about criticism rarely, if ever, leads to healthy outcomes. It has also taught me that our critics, including the ones who mischaracterize and falsely accuse us, can sometimes be God’s instruments to teach and humble us as persons.” This is the last way we want to receive criticism. But it may, in fact, be the first step away from the battlefield of social media cancel culture, and we, as believers, should absolutely be on the front lines. For more great biblical insight on this topic, see Pastor Scott Saul’s latest blog post on “Internet Outrage, Public Shaming, and the Modern-Day Pharisee Phenomenon.”  

Sonic and Mario, the heart of gaming. How appropriate that Story Mode starts here. Feat. Sonic the Hedgehog movie review, internet outrage, live action video game adaptations, and Super Mario Bros. 3 turning 30 years old.Hosts: @wrytersview, @thewellredmage, @retrogamebrews Music: "Gumption" by Russell Gordon at https://soundcloud.com/shredrussell-1 Editing: @wrytersview Logo: @thewellredmageSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/storymode)

What made the internet angry this week?Pipelines are back in the news, and we attempt to distill a centuries-old conflict into a 20 minute conversation about natural resources WITHOUT OFFENDING ANYBODY.  Andrew Scheer is still finding a way to say dumb shit on a national stage. A surprising amount of people are coming to the defense of the world's most obnoxious air traveler, and we're losing sight of who the REAL enemy in all of this is: airlines! We recap the two or three things we paid attention to at the Oscars. Terry Gilliam has some surprisingly toxic views for a former member of Monty Python. We finally establish what it is safe for middle-aged white men to hold opinions on. Why you should be hoarding boner pills for the forthcoming apocalypse. All this and more!

What made the internet angry this decade?The ROARING TWENTIES promise to be our angriest decade ever, and we kick it off by taking a lengthy look back at the decade that was in internet culture. We look at where we were TEN YEARS ago, and then dig into the major outrage-inducing events of the past decade, covering all the 'oh yeah, THAT happened' moments you probably don't remember because you've been too busy yelling on the internet about plastic straws or Donald Trump. Join us for this VERY SPECIAL TWO-HOUR EPISODE!

What made the internet angry this week?A Canadian civil war is about to break out over the firing of beloved/behated cultural icon Don Cherry. We discuss Don Cherry's greatest hits (misses), is Don Cherry a xenophobe, #FireJessAllen, what is Canadian culture exactly, why it's time to revoke Derek's citizenship, and more Canadian content than you can shake a maple leaf at, on a very Canadian episode of an extremely Canadian podcast!

What made the internet angry this week?Halloween has come and gone, which means it's officially  time for people to start complaining that we get excited for Christmas too early. Air travel tips. Kony Koni Koné. War: what is it good for, other than podcast fodder? We attempt to explain why different ethnic groups hate each other, very poorly! Millennials find the ultimate clapback to bitching about avocado toast. A bunch of stats about masturbation! It only took A HUNDRED YEARS, but we finally beat Daylight Saving Time. All this and more on your favorite hip millennial podcast!

What scared people online this week?In an EXTRA SPOOOOOOOKY Halloween edition of your favorite internet outrage-related podcast, we cover a bunch of truly horrifying topics. LIKE: energy drinks are bad for you, mouthkissing your friends, Derek's chest hair, reasons to exercise, the definition of 'blackface' has now been expanded to include anything black and with a face, Dale won the election, there is nothing scarier to Albertans than four more years of Justin Trudeau, CASCADIA, Canadian tacos. All this and more, on a very terrifying podcast!

What made the internet angry this week?Derek doesn't care about his carbon footprint. Neither does Qatar, which now has to air condition the outdoors due to climate change. We determine how hot balls actually are. A human centipede, but made out of Reser's burritos. People who wear earplugs to concerts are dorks with great hearing. Concert etiquette 101. We relive the glory days of the internet (Bumfights and Girls Gone Wild). It's China vs the NBA, as explained by two guys who understand nothing about either. 'Serious' actors have 'serious' opinions about comic book movies. Our favorite Marvel storylines, explained. Why are there so many war movies? Dale is becoming his father. All this and more, on a podcast!

Episode Notes A Scary Outside Special. Modern World: Internet Outrage.Why are we pretending to be outraged about what we see on social media? Why are we hypocrites?A comedic look from a speaker who these issues and social network justice warriors!www.scaryoutside.comAvailable on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/scary-outside-podcast/id1482462468Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1sSqCIqOZxfJMzr4s0Bg3h?si=kS0TVTbfSpaWCak__8wvVgSupport us by subscibing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743or tipping us on Pinecast:https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideor PayPal https://www.paypal.me/sionLlewSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

What made the internet angry this week?A sixteen year old Swedish girl has become public enemy number one for the right, and not for the reasons you might think, you weird pervert! Climate responsibility tips from the experts, explained by two dudes who understand nothing. Dale is amped on a climate protest for possibly the first time ever. We eat canned Beanie Weenies and Easy Cheese, for 20 minutes, into a microphone, for SCIENCE! A tone-deaf wedding photographer does something stupid, and then doubles down on doing something stupid with metaphors from that TV show that everyone likes. Scotch pods are jello shots for rich idiots. All this and more!

Today, Ollie continues his Southeast Asian comedy of errors and becomes a record-holding comedy pioneer in Jakarta, the guys continue their miraculous two-message per show streak, and we talk typhoon-destruction and technology-based stalking. In our regular segments, Ollie recommends a throwback cruise that might be a little TOO committed to historical accuracy, and Bobby tries to crowdfund some River Cruise related bribery. As always, please look at our message box on japanbyrivercruise.com and consider carefully what you should and shouldn't do.

Spooky Season is officially upon us, True Believers!! The frost is on the pumpkin and a chill is in the air!! This is the Uticast, Episode #224, and this week, we welcome back GFOP Jill Reale to get us ready for fall!! Plus, a SPOOKY MADE IN UTICA ANNOUNCEMENT!! On Tap This Week: Kevin and Sam return to the podcasting studio to break down all of the wildest topics of the week, including Internet Outrage, Sports Illustrated and the Backlash Corner!! Afterwards, Sam sits down with WKTV Meteorologist Jill Reale to discuss strange twitter requests, the “politics” of climate change and the 1st true signs of autumn !! Finally, Sam, Kevin and Justin circle the wagons to debate microwaves ovens, the Brooklyn Dodgers, Martin Scorsese and acceptable replacements for “Dude”. Plus, HAUNTED HANDSHAKE!! This is The Uticast and we're here to tell you a story. #JoinTheClub #MadeInUtica UTICAST.COM Apple Podcasts Stitcher Soundcloud Made In Utica Handshake.City

The gang stands up for their boy Devin Booker after recent INTERNET OUTRAGE about double teams in pickup basketball. Also, Chris puts limits on peak efficiency, Dave looks for untapped potential, and Shaun finds failure even in big success.

What made the internet angry this week? Errant sneezes! Human trafficking: more serious than you might think, and you probably already think it's pretty serious! Notorious mass murderer Hillary and/or Bill Clinton is at it again! We'd make the world's worst muggers! Derek's a gun guy now! We learn things about Greenland! Libertarianism: great in theory, stupid bullshit in principle! Climate change is OFFICIALLY a partisan political issue instead of a universally accepted scientific fact! It's almost Canadian Election Szn, the least interesting federal election on the planet! Kids are awful little shitheads. All this and more on an almost milestone episode of your favorite dumb podcast!

Ben and Aadil are joined by Issac Kean a co-founder of This Next Act, the comedy podcast on the out of lives network. We dig deep to talk about how awful the internet is after the Ooblets developers Glumberland’s exclusivity announcement. Ben chats a few of the games he is flitting between and Issac talks Spider-Man for PS4 and PS2 and the Tetris style puzzler 2048 Blocks. Aadil and Issac drink a selection of beers from Next Level Brewing from Vienna whilst Ben drinks new beers from Yonder Brewing & Blending and Duration.

Ben and Aadil are joined by Issac Kean a co-founder of This Next Act, the comedy podcast on the out of lives network. We dig deep to talk about how awful the internet is after the Ooblets developers Glumberland's exclusivity announcement. Ben chats a few of the games he is flitting between and Issac talks Spider-Man for PS4 and PS2 and the Tetris style puzzler 2048 Blocks. Aadil and Issac drink a selection of beers from Next Level Brewing from Vienna whilst Ben drinks new beers from Yonder Brewing & Blending and Duration.

What made the internet angry this week? Derek's back! Dale is old as FUCK! Beef with inaccurate time-travel movies. Teleportation problems. Everyone has imposter syndrome except you, you fucking fraud. Listen to Club Soda Club! Wanna see Dale and I french kiss? Hit up our Patreon. Who is the most successful Saved By The Bell alumnus? Mario Lopez has opinions about gender fluidity in children, LOOK OUT! Overwoke parents. Dale's preoccupation with gut flora continues. Libraries are amazing. The Vancouver Pride Society thinks their parade is VERY IMPORTANT—so much that they're willing to try and use it to bully two publicly-funded institutions into changing their policies. Everyone is the hero in their own culture war story. Officially over politics. The scourge of a messy tupperware drawer. All this and more, on probably our rantiest podcast ever!

What made the Internet angry this week? A riveting tale of how two white guys in the suburbs spend their weekends. Will Smith's worst movies, ranked. Disney gets woke. What's the proper race for a mermaid? At least one of us doesn't know how foreskin works. Stop amplifying the hashtags of the things you don't agree with. People are disproportionately upset over a deleted Toy Story 2 outtake. Everything wrong with the United States, in one lengthy rant. A new front opens in the Starbucks vs Cops War. All this, and foreskin, on your favorite dumb podcast!

What made the internet angry this week? When you're too woke for Canada Day! Camping is for drunks and children. Global warming is...good? The Dalai Lama is in shit for saying his successor should be attractive. We learn about Winnie-the-Poohing. An unintended consequence of weed legalization: dogs are getting high...from...human feces. People in the sober community are mad that sobriety is popular! (Also check out Derek's new sobriety podcast, Club Soda Club, dropping on July 4th). We learn where the phrase 'dark horse' comes from, and it's more boring than you'd expect! The punchline of the Canadian Football League, which is itself the punchline of professional sports, has a new mascot that looks like it escaped from a furry convention. The guys who chose a profession based solely on the fact they get to keep Mexicans out of the country are racist, and we are shocked as hell. Happy podcast day!

What made the internet angry this week? Derek has a new podcast, and it's way better than this one! We have VERY different ideas about what 'sexual experimentation' means. The NHL Draft came to Vancouver, and 'people' (sports journalists) were really mad that we don't have ridesharing. Uber and Lyft suck ass, and you're awful for supporting them. Instagram influencers are back on their bullshit. An unintended side effect of our phone addictions is WE ARE LITERALLY GROWING HORNS OUT OF THE BACK OF OUR SKULLS. All this, and more, on what is now your second-favorite podcast featuring Derek Bolen.

What made the internet angry this week? Some people may find this shocking, but we are not professional athletes. Dale finds out what a TERF is and he is NOT pleased. Are people getting gender changes to be more successful at sports? One host thinks so! Get your prostate checked! Why we don't see doctors. Justin Trudeau loves oil, but hates plastic. Dale gives a riveting play-by-play of the Transmountain Pipeline saga. Single-use plastics are banned, the environment is saved, hooray! Why Australia sucks, reason #1,000,072. Pants and sandals are the true mark of the beast. All this and more, please listen to our podcast.

What made the internet angry this week? Derek took an entire week to upload an episode again! More British accents than you can shake a deep-fried Mars bar at! If you could go back in time and stab a Baby Trump balloon, would you do it? One woman would, with hilarious results! YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter care deeply about free speech, as long as it makes them money! A modest proposal for the modern age. Nature is amazing, and gross, and too real for some people, apparently. Is a seal a meal for a whale? RIP civility in politics, you had a good run. All this and more, a week late and a dollar short, it's a not particularly timely podcast!

Pika-pika, listeners! This week, we Pokemon Go to the theater for the unabashedly adorable, incredibly opaque Pokemon Detective Pikachu, with acclaimed author and humorist Mike Sacks in tow. Together, we attempt to unpack a movie intended for a far younger age group than ours, while pairing it with another movie featuring Ryan Reynolds talking through the mouth of an animal — Marjane Satrapi’s fascinating black comedy The Voices. Along the way, we talk to Mike about his latest project, the Stitcher Premium series Randy: The Full and Complete Unedited Biography and Memoir of the Amazing Life and Times of Randy S.! , based on some books and CDs he happened to find at a garage sale. (Over on the Happy Cast Patreon, we also debut the first entry in our Raspberries in Review segment, where we break down one Razzie winner for every year of its existence - starting with 1980’s Worst Original Song winner “The Man With Bogart’s Face”!) 7:59 - Scalding Hot Takes: Pokemon Detective Pikachu 30:21 - Control Nathan and Clint: The Voices 51:58 - Mike Sacks on Randy!, Internet Outrage, and Political Humor in the Age of Trump 1:12:9 - Happy Places Follow us on Twitter at @RabinsCast (Nathan: @nathanrabin, Clint: @clintworthing)! Pledge to our Patreon, and subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts Ask us questions at asknathanrabinshappycast@gmail.com! Theme Song by Jon Biegen

What made the internet angry this week? Joe Rogan: dumb guy's smart guy, or smart guy's dumb guy? Sports Illustrated finds a way to make objectifying women woke, because it's 2019. Can women choose the instruments of their own oppression? Stop indoctrinating kids into religion. We're all going to die from cordyceps. Chinese scientists are intent on making Planet of the Apes a reality. If you give a monkey a human brain, does it become a human? The Chimp of Theseus. Robot Jox is the greatest story ever told. All this and more on an extra-rambly, week-late version of a podcast that you're probably listening to!

What made the internet angry this week? Every good idea in the universe is taken. Mindfulness: not just hokey hippie bullshit anymore! April Fool's Day has lost all meaning. Fake pregnancy announcements are offensive to people who want real pregnancy announcements. A dozen ways to cook hot dogs. The Japanese have perfected the game show. This week in 'Who Gives A Shit?', this Twitter denizen cares ENTIRELY too much about free tampons for high schoolers. We mansplain proper tampon use. Windmill turbines: good for the climate, bad for your health! Instagram has claimed another 3 victims, may they rest in peace. Science confirms: listening to an entire episode of our podcast won't make you any dumber! All that and more! Podcast!

What made the internet angry this week? Note to space agencies: if you're advertising an 'all-female spacewalk', you better be ready to put the spacesuits where your mouth is. More casual sexism than you can shake a stick at. Dale and Derek are now experts in the following categories: astronomy, biology, female anatomy, science in general, being handsome and charming. Ladies' tees are problematic! Space menstruation: how does it work? How one whale lost its life with one weird trick (eating 88 lbs of garbage). How one dumb sea turtle ruined drinking for EVERYONE. Jordan Peele is allowed to not cast white people. Hiking etiquette, Instagram models, upcoming podcast guest spots, and a weirdly introspective tangent about the stigma around male vulnerability. All that and more! Hey, look, a podcast!

What made the internet angry this week? This week on TANGENT FACTORY, we spend a full ten minutes discussing Derek's internet romance. How long do people have sex for, anyways? Why porn makes Dale's back hurt. Tyler Perry is a celebrity for whatever reason and can't believe how much hotel water costs. Bowling. Vin Diesel movies. The worst atrocity ever committed with bagels. A celebrity was exposed drugging people, but not the way you think! Brexit is the world's most hilarious shitshow. Memes are illegal now. Some people are still mad about Chick-Fil-A, but Chick-Fil-A is still delicious! All that and more tangents than you can shake a stick at, on the world's greatest podcast hosted in Derek's living room.

#What made the internet angry this week? BREAKING NEWS: POP SINGER MICHAEL JACKSON ALLEGEDLY MOLESTED CHILDREN. We discuss the perfect storm of fucked-uppedness that led to the King of Pop, the new documentary detailing the allegations against him, whether MJ cover songs are still acceptable, why The Beatles should also be cancelled, and why Dale hates...uh....'ethnic' music. ALSO: Momo is coming for your kids, YouTube is punching holes in our brains, the US Civil War 2.0 is all but guaranteed, Kylie Jenner is self-made(?), Will Smith is black (?!). Hey, look at that, another episode of your favorite podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week? A brief history of men knowing absolutely fucking nothing about flirting with women. Dale discovers The Mandela Effect and it's melting his mind. The Oscars happened, and they were relatively free of controversy and therefore boring as hell. Even as a 61 year old in the 1970s, John Wayne had some pretty shitty views, but people are morons for getting mad about it now. Democracy is broken and we're all too dumb to fix it. The most confusing thing about Jussie Smollett is how to pronounce his name, but why he would totally invent a hate crime is a close second. We plan the perfect crime and land on our next business idea. Lastly, menstrual equality is an important cause with a name that will make 12 year old dudes giggle. All this and more on your favorite dumb podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week? Derek made it out of China, where they REALLY like white kids, without getting detained in a Canadian internment camp. Measles are on trend in Vancouver. The Aziz Ansari comeback tour is moderately more successful than Louis CK's, and we have a review. Swastika pizzas. Dale and Derek share tips for how to avoid your own #MeToo charge, and it's easier than you'd think. Hey, remember 50 Cent? A Brooklyn police commander wants him dead! People got pretty upset about an Amber Alert, which seems like a perfectly reasonable response to an abducted child. All this and more, on a very special surprise second birthday episode of your favorite podcast! Songs: 'Loser' by Jagwar Twin (Derek's pick) 'Hush Sally Hush' by Carpenter Brut (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? The internet wasn't angry about enough stuff so we spend the first ten minutes of the episode making dumb small talk. Autonomous cars don't kill as many people as you might assume. Derek gets heated about Trump's inability to get a suit tailored. An elected official gets outed for being an insensitive piece of shit, but it's not the one you might think. When is blackface okay? We share the origin story of the legendary Boruiter clan. Columbia House deserved to go bankrupt. Poo transplants are an apparently necessary thing! Someone got kicked off of a plane for body odor for quite possibly the first and only time in history. All this and more, on a very stupid edition of the world's dumbest podcast!

LeClerc and Khalid sat down with hysterical standup comic/DJ/writer/multi-hyphenate Mamoudou N’Diaye (@mamoudouaboutnothing) to talk internet outrage. Give it a listen!   We wanna hear from you. Email us your eff’n up questions, quandaries and stories to effnuppodcast@gmail.com and we’ll read em’ on the show. If you see people eff’n up in the wild, tag us and we’ll repost it. Be sure to follow @effnup on Instagram & follow your boys too: @leclercandre @khalidsays.

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale spends twenty minutes explaining his literary masterpiece. Saying that men should be less shitty is apparently a really controversial statement to make, as we found out with the #GilletteAd backlash. We also discuss peeing on people, Dale's gout, Trump's fast food photo op and pandering to the poors, competitive eating, shrimp forks, MAGA hats, poor people breeding, slut shaming, sex vs Pokemon, how children impact mobility, and more. You aren't going to hear this shit on NPR! Talking points: If you have a problem with the message in this ad, you need to take a good hard look at yourself The backlash, explained In your face, Dale! This is the dumbest man ever to have held office HAMBERDERS Competitive eating is not great for stable weight White kids from Kentucky are at it again Songs: 'Crowbar' by Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes (Derek's pick) 'Tokyo' by White Lies (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? YouTube entertainers are shitty, awful people. Warning: being woke and inclusive may result in egregiously long acronyms. Going gay for a limited time: woke, broke, or bespoke? Kinder eggs are trying to make us all racist. Facebook's nudity algorithm hates women and dolls, exclusively! Dale and Derek give a lesson in genitals. People are irritated by the latest Facebook 'challenge'! Darkest timeline Derek Bolen is wrecking awesome podcast host Derek Bolen's online brand. All this and more, on your favorite dumb podcast! Talking points: World's dumbest idiot says something dumb That's a lot of letters to remember Why didn't they just call them Kkkinder Eggs? Robots don't understand nudity at all We are almost 40 years old and just understanding this for the first time A brief guide to this totally explainable phenomenon where your friends are posting old pictures to prove that they were once attractive before life beat the shit out of them

#What made the internet angry this year? Congratulations! You survived the angriest year in the history of the planet! Give yourself a hearty pat on the back, then get back to being pissed off about shit that doesn't matter! Dale and Derek cover their top 3 outrage-inducing stories of the year, compare New Year's resolutions, the world's fattest otter, Louis C.K. is back in the news AGAIN for bad reasons AGAIN, and less off-topic rambling than normal. Thanks for spending another year listening to the world's greatest, dumbest podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week? PETA is in the news for humiliating themselves again. Derek fondly remembers a seagull murder. We discuss what it takes to be a successful parent. People have awfully strong opinions about a song they hear three to four times a year as ambient music in department stores. We eat spotted dick, and this time it's the food! Teflon is making your genitals smaller. We settle the eternal debate: is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Carly Rae Jepsen is a pop goddess. All this and more on a special holiday edition of the world's dumbest podcast. Talking points: PETA has lost it I honestly cannot imagine caring about this any less British people have wacky names for things! You should only own cast iron frying pans Die Hard is definitely a Christmas movie, unless you don't think it is The best Christmas movies that your idiot friends will argue about Songs: 'Mary's Boy Child' by Boney M (Derek's pick) 'Little Drummer Boy' by Reel Big Fish (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Hey, it's the episode number that is also a sex act! Speaking of sex acts, the most pretentious man alive has been #MeTooed! Speaking of #MeToo, a bizarrely popular Christmas song about date rape has been removed from the radio! Speaking of bizarrely popular, ordering kiosks at McDonalds are covered with feces! Speaking of feces, a bunch of kids in Hawaii were 'accidentally' fed Pine-Sol instead of apple juice! Speaking of all of that, it's time to get FIRED UP for your favorite dumb podcast! Talking points: God, this man is such an asshole I mean seriously, look at that hat Dale actually used this movie to seduce a woman Baby, it's weird that this song is as popular as it is An honest performance of 'Baby It's Cold Outside' Spoiler alert: there's poop on everything ...especially this daycare

#What made the internet angry this week? In a very sexy episode of your favorite podcast, we discover the dangers of trying to spread Christianity to an isolated tribe of people armed with instruments of murder. We play 'monkeys or cousins?' and answer the eternal debate 'which breed of monkey is the sexiest?'. A murderous otter is on the loose in Vancouver and has somehow managed to outsmart numerous city employees. Also outsmarting the city employees: the koi fish the otter is murdering! Why don't straight people use animal codewords to describe their sexual preferences? Incels are reporting cam models for tax evasion with all the free time they have from never having sex. If there's anything grosser than a sex doll brothel, we don't want to hear about it. Derek officially accepts his status as a sugar baby. All this plus a bunch of extra talk about having sex with monkeys! Talking points: Lol Seriously, lol Humans outsmarted by otter and koi fish What gay animal are you? Incels doing incel stuff RIP sex doll brothel, we hardly knew you

#What made the internet angry this week? The midterm elections have come and gone, and the #BlueWave was more of a light splash. Donald Trump, noted troop-respecter, fails to commemorate World War I. People should only be allowed to vote between the ages of 30 and 50. Electoral reform is a hot-button topic in BC, but nobody really understands what it means! Young white males in Wisconsin are unsurprisingly racist! The 'OK' sign has been co-opted by racists. People are HEATED about one dude's innocuous proposal! Dale tells us about his dream wedding! Trumpy Bear is the most genius thing we've ever seen, until we release the Freedom Holster™! Stan Lee, creator of a bunch of shit near and dear to our nerdy-ass hearts, has died while still looking younger than Bernie Sanders. Talking points: The Midterm Elections, explained Voter turnout hits a historic high, kind of The world's dumbest president BC's electoral reform What the fuck, Wisconsin The internet is pissed about this NYC Marathon Proposal Coming soon to a QAnon supporter near you's bedroom RIP, Stan Lee

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This week we're recording ahead of time, so are taking a little break from the news cycle to bring you an anxiety special. From sleep paralysis to ‘catastrophising' and secretly having the same psychologist - you name it, we've been there. Izzy also decides to rate all of Liane Moriarty's books in an unplanned (read: unwanted) book special and Grace tells us all (four years too late) how to make millions from Facebook. Links: Liane Moriarty's books http://lianemoriarty.com.au/books/ The Daily - The Business of Internet Outrage https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-new-york-times/the-daily-10/e/56981597 RESCUE REMEDY Pastilles https://www.priceline.com.au/rescue-remedy-pastilles-original-flavour-50-g Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

#What made the internet angry this week? People have strong opinions about when it's appropriate to get excited about Christmas, and whatever you feel, you're probably wrong! We also discuss the folly of war, Dale drops some World War I facts, were Nazis fashionable?, even the seals in Scotland are terrifying, white people invent another persecution complex, boobs: no thanks. Talking points: The Facebook status that launched a dozen angry responses Is it ever 'too early' to get excited about Christmas? The Indian Army during World War I Watch this Read this The Hugo Boss/Nazi connection (aside: Russell Brand fucking rules) A podcast worth listening to Seals: cute, but terrifying! But is it really? Turns out there is such thing as 'too big'

IBM is buying Red Hat. Topic acquired. Sponsored by DataDog This episode is sponsored by Datadog and this week Datadog wants you to know about Watchdog. Watchdog automatically detects performance problems in your applications without any manual setup or configuration. By continuously examining application performance data, it identifies anomalies, like a sudden spike in hit rate, that could otherwise have remained invisible. Once an anomaly is detected, Watchdog provides you with all the relevant information you need to get to the root cause faster, such as stack traces, error messages, and related issues from the same timeframe. Sign up for a free trial (https://www.datadog.com/softwaredefinedtalk) today at https://www.datadog.com/softwaredefinedtalk and tell them your friends at Software Defined Talk sent you. IBM and Red Hat Acquisition IBM Nears Deal to Acquire Software Maker Red Hat (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-28/ibm-is-said-to-near-deal-to-acquire-software-maker-red-hat) IBM To Acquire Red Hat, Completely Changing The Cloud Landscape And Becoming World's #1 Hybrid Cloud Provider (https://newsroom.ibm.com/2018-10-28-IBM-To-Acquire-Red-Hat-Completely-Changing-The-Cloud-Landscape-And-Becoming-Worlds-1-Hybrid-Cloud-Provider) Banks could reap as much as $115 million for orchestrating the IBM-Red Hat deal (https://www.thisisinsider.com/ibm-red-hat-largest-software-bank-fees-2018-10) Cloud Wars Forcing Irrational Open Source Takeovers (https://medium.com/futuresin/cloud-wars-forcing-irrational-open-source-takeovers-1ce096c53b19) Red Hat and IBM: Elephants Can Dance (https://www.aniszczyk.org/2018/10/29/red-hat-and-ibm-elephants-can-dance/) Armed with Red Hat, IBM launches a cloud war against Amazon, Microsoft and Google | ZDNet (https://www.zdnet.com/article/armed-with-red-hat-ibm-launches-a-cloud-war-against-amazon-microsoft-and-google/) Analysis: Red Hat’s continued independence is key to success of IBM’s $34B acquisition (https://www.geekwire.com/2018/analysis-red-hats-continued-independence-key-success-ibms-34b-acquisition/) IBM Acquires Red Hat — What This Means for Open Source (https://blog.usejournal.com/ibm-acquires-red-hat-what-this-means-for-open-source-d236d680da5b) Statement on the IBM acquisition of Red Hat from Ubuntu (https://blog.ubuntu.com/2018/10/30/statement-on-ibm-acquisition-of-red-hat) Big Blue Puts on a Red Hat: IBM Acquires Red Hat (https://redmonk.com/sogrady/2018/10/30/ibm-red-hat/) Big Blue’s takeover of Red Hat could produce an über-cloud (https://www.economist.com/business/2018/10/30/big-blues-takeover-of-red-hat-could-produce-an-uber-cloud) Blockbuster IBM-Red Hat Deal Draws Support – and Concerns for the ‘Spirit of Linux’ (https://www.enterprisetech.com/2018/10/29/blockbuster-ibm-red-hat-deal-draws-support-and-concerns-about-the-spirit-of-linux/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=blockbuster-ibm-red-hat-deal-draws-support-and-concerns-about-the-spirit-of-linux) “I like the ones where you prepare.” (Coté ed.) Look, Red Hat and IBM are Pivotal competitors, good ones: we wish them success in this complex integration, it’s good they’re finally trying to fix their cloud portfolio, we’re hiring, etc., etc.. Let’s take it for mature-granted that we’d prefer enterprises be Pivotal customers than IBM/Red Hat customers. Now, let’s put that aside. This is an exquisite slide from their deck (https://www.ibm.com/investor/att/pdf/IBM-RED-HAT-Charts-10-2018.pdf): https://d2mxuefqeaa7sj.cloudfront.net/s_F8186D6801E202DEB03199A6D1F610BAB9CB91A2CFD988A2666F991EBC2E6CC0_1541067546607_image.png Easily the best corporate deck slide of 2018. First, this is a bold, good move. Acquiring Red Hat has always been a hill too high and it’s kind of mind-blowing that someone actually did it. The valuation here is sort of besides the point of anything impressive. In contrast, the GitHub valuation was impressive because GitHub is a one product company (please don’t email me about “community” as a separate product - sure thing, I agree). Red Hat is kind of everything IBM has missing…except public cloud. To be, I guess, contrarian and annoyingly not Pivotal-biased, I think it’ll be hard for IBM to fuck this up. On that last point, Ben Thompson (https://stratechery.com/2018/ibms-old-playbook/): “The company has spent the years since then claiming it is committed to catching up in the public cloud, but the truth is that Palmisano sealed the company’s cloud fate when he failed to invest a decade ago; indeed, one of the most important takeaways from the Red Hat acquisition is the admission that IBM’s public cloud efforts are effectively dead.” In other word, IBM is too late to catch-up to public cloud co.’s, it’d need to spend lots of capex to get close. Related, sick nerd burn: “Meanwhile, [IBM’s] aforementioned commitment to the cloud has mostly been an accounting fiction derived from re-classifying existing businesses” Fixing IBM’s cloud business. What was wrong in the first place? Things Red Hat has: RHEL revenue, JBoss developer presence, product/developer know-how, support know-how, OSS good-will, OpenShift as a k8s distribution: RHEL & IBM has a foot-print in most all enterprise stacks, but not public cloud(?) IBM knows how to eek out OS revenue, so does Red Hat. JBoss + WebSphere. At some point, IBM had a huge developer community. They likely do among enterprise developers (but even there, it’s been fading). Red Hat has developers - I assume. People do like kubernetes. The know-how and good will are interesting - added to IBM’s OSS equivalent (they still have that?) you have, potentially, the biggest OSS people around…? I’m not sure which standards bodies this allows them more control over, no which projects. Google and Microsoft are contenders here too. “Lock-in”: From the press release: “research shows that 80 percent of business workloads have yet to move to the cloud, held back by the proprietary nature of today’s cloud market.” (No citation provided. I will assume it’s from the Anonymous Galactic Research Board Whose IP Licensing Policy Prohibits Your From Citing Us By Name Because We Prefer to Peacefully Float In Space Like Those Rasta Dudes in William Gibson Books But The Good Early Ones Not The Weird In The Present Ones Except For the Blue Color of Bigend’s Suit Which Was Actually Pretty Cool - But Cuban Parkour Ninja Cults? Boy.) See also: Turns out Pareto was some kind of every single study ever genius. Shut it down, boys, turns out every survey result ends up in an 80/20 split. As ever, this topic vexes me. I take lock-in to mean: I don’t want to keep paying this rent-seeker, aka, “maintenance contracts - AMIRIGHT?.” I’m just interested in paying less. If you gave me a closed source offering that was free, I’d be just as happy. I don’t want to get trapped in an aging stack that isn’t evolving (e.g., I want to use node.js on UNIVACs, or something), so I need “the freedom to leave” to get the benefits of new technologies. I like having the source code for transparency, to make my own forks, and/or because rainbows and sandals. Like, seriously, what options do you have to move to? DIY stack - you’re going to take the IBM/Red Hat stack and run it all on your own, merging in new releases and patches, even forking and evolving it yourself. Will all the IBM stuff be available? What if you run on VMware or Azure or Softlayer? How do you rebuild that entire stack? So you just want to rebuild a little bit of it? If you throw OpenStack with KVM in there, plus whatever SDN and storage stuff you could get in open source, throw in some OSS network routing…you could get away with the only proprietary thing being chips and other rando hardware things. You’ll need some bare-metel BIOS/firmware update things. Begged question: how far (and up!) the stack do you want to be un-proprietary? Only use OSS Android on jail-broken phones? No iPhones, clearly, and toss out Safari, macOS, and Windows - maybe you can cruise in with some HTML5 stuff through Firefox and Chrome on the desktop and mobile, then on some Eclipse for GUIs? AWS, Azure, Google Cloud, AzureStack, Pivotal ready stack with VMware - perhaps you could take the thin k8s and PaaS layer from the Red Hat IBM stack and move it to those clouds? Will that work? Is it better, economically and innovation roadmap-ally than just sticking with IBM/Red Hat Alibaba and the other non-Western clouds. Same. MSPs like Rackspace. Maybe - the Rackspace people could just run whatever you want. See concerns of #1, plus the premium paid for “fanatical.” Maybe Rackspace has some SRE magic that allows them to do what you’d be doing at 80% of the cost, or something. I don’t understand this reasoning. How is IBM + Red Hat lack of “proprietary nature”? If I’m running an IBM/RedHat stack, can I just move off all my workloads over night, paying nothing to move and then run my workloads, like, perfectly? If I’m running on that stack, and then I want to move to Google Cloud, does that work? Where-else would I go? Can I just take my pods and throw them onto Azure? Also, if any of these are practically true - it’s a shitty business for IBM/Red Hat to be in, at least a huge risk for them to carry. Any time a customer cashes in on freedom to leave, that’s lost revenue to IBM/Red Hat. My point is: I wish we’d stop talking about lock-in and focus on more practical matters, namely, does the technology work, does it work in a good ecosystem/community (I can find and make it work with other stuff), does it evolve/innovate at a pace I like, and am I happy with the initial and ongoing costs. If the answer to all of those is yes, I don’t think people care about OSS versus closed. But what do I know, I don’t know such stuff, I just do slides. What really matters is getting the two sales forces to sell each other’s stuff, esp. accelerating OpenShift. The IBM sales force has to sell moving away from their traditional offerings (WebSphere, 3 tier, etc.) and instead sell modernizing to OpenShift. That’s fine, but a lot to ask. Also, the comp. plans might get dicey. Part of the point of modernizing is to reduce costs, implying a lower up-front deal-size and smaller ongoing deal-size. So, you’re asking the IBM rep to sell cheaper products, potentially. And if you’re not, see lock-in screed above on pricing. There’s not much upside to sales people here, aside from maybe holding onto an eroding market, but that’s years out, sales people are short-term focused by design. Red Hat sales people might fare better because they’re used to that deal size and can sell more; however, IBM sales people will resist these Red Hat people getting into their account and snatching their paper. All of this is not a killer, but likely the bulk of work that needs to be nailed to synergize maximally (my favorite type of synergizing). Brandon’s winners/looses, also O’Grady’s (https://redmonk.com/sogrady/2018/10/30/ibm-red-hat/). Cloud Earnings Amazon says AWS revenue jumped 46 percent in third quarter (https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/25/aws-q3-results.html) Microsoft’s commercial cloud revenue jumped 47 percent in its fiscal Q1, but Azure growth slows (https://www.geekwire.com/2018/microsofts-commercial-cloud-revenue-jumped-47-percent-fiscal-q1-azure-growth-slows/) Google Cloud Revenue Boosts Alphabet’s Earnings - SDxCentral (https://www.sdxcentral.com/articles/news/google-cloud-revenue-boosts-alphabets-earnings-but-wall-streets-not-impressed/2018/10/) Relevant to your interests Oracle Open World 2018: CEO Mark Hurd says SAP ERP customers will defect (https://www.computerweekly.com/news/252451138/Oracle-Open-World-2018-CEO-Mark-Hurd-says-SAP-ERP-customers-will-defect) Atlassian reimagines Jira to herd cats, a.k.a. developer teams (https://diginomica.com/2018/10/24/atlassian-reimagines-jira-herd-cats-developer-teams/amp/) Serverless Architecture Market Size, Share & Trends Analysis (https://www.researchandmarkets.com/reports/4661572/serverless-architecture-market-size-share-and) Werner Vogels responds to CNBC story about Amazon Outage (https://twitter.com/Werner/status/1054901529478459392) Conferences, et. al. Nov 3rd to Nov 12th - SpringOne Tour (https://springonetour.io/) - all over the earth! Coté will be MC’ing Beijing Nov 3rd, Seoul Nov 8th, Tokyo Nov 6th, and Singapore Nov 12th (https://springonetour.io/2018/singapore). Nov 14th to 16th - Devoxx Belgium (https://devoxx.be/), Antwerp. Coté’s presenting on enterprise architecture (https://dvbe18.confinabox.com/talk/ASN-9274/Rethinking_enterprise_architecture_for_DevOps,_agile,_&_cloud_native_organizations). Dec 12th and 13th - SpringTour Toronto (http://springonetour.io/2018/toronto), Coté. Listener Feedback Jon from the UK said he got a new work laptop and needed some new stickers so we sent him some. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack (http://www.softwaredefinedtalk.com/slack). Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com (mailto:stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com) and we will send you a sticker. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App (https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/quick-concall/id1399948033?mt=8) and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Recommendations Matt: The Dark Forest (https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Forest-Remembrance-Earths-Past-ebook/dp/B00R13OYU6/). Brandon: Frontline: The Facebook Dilemma (https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/) The Daily 10/31 — The Business of Internet Outrage (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/31/podcasts/the-daily/mad-world-news-facebook-internet-anger.html) Coté: Trick-or-treating in Amsterdam. Notablity still good.

At the height of its reach, the right-wing website Mad World News was getting millions of views. We talked to its founders about how they hit upon the formula that made it so successful — and why it suddenly stopped working. Guest Host: Kevin Roose, who writes about technology for The New York Times, reported this story for “The Daily.” For more information on today’s episode, visit nytimes.com/thedaily.

#What made the internet angry this week? The Midterm elections are coming up and the Democratic party is destined to fail forever! Who could have guessed that letting a bunch of shitty opportunists prey on mentally ill peoples' paranoia would yield tragic results?! It was a big week for insane rightwingers with an axe to grind! Several thousand people are hiking thousands of miles for an inevitable showdown with US border guards! The internet has permanently fucked up our brains and nobody seems to care! Dale is a big fan of Goop! It's still too soon to dress your kid up as Hitler for Halloween! Adult Halloween is depressing as hell, but the fake muscles are cool! Reason number 10000 we're happy cell phones didn't exist when we grew up. Yes, conservative commentators, blackface is bad. Talking points: Midterm elections, for dummies The Democratic party is full of shit Gab, the social network for murderous white supremacists A guy with a Trump collage over the windows of his van is an insane person? Say it ain't so! A look inside the migrant caravan making its way to the U.S. How social media has radicalized the world Whoopsie!

#What made the internet angry this week? Smoke 'em if you got 'em! And by 'em', we mean weed, which is now totally legal in Canada, unless you ever want to cross a border into the United States again! We discuss provincial weed sales, why smoking some things is good for you and smoking other things is bad for you, your online weed purchases are almost DEFINITELY being shared with US border agents, this vape that perfectly replicates smoking is remarkably effective at replacing smoking—especially with kids, a non-problematic all-male reboot of The Golden Girls, how people got pregnant in the 50s, cellophane underwear, voter turnout sucks but democracy is still the best for whatever reason, why Dale carries an old Amazon box wherever he goes. Talking points: Nerdy legal shit you probably don't care about (Cannabis laws in B.C.) Weed sales by province on the first day of legalization How Derek is quitting smoking for real I can relate to the teens Dale quit smoking by reading a book because because he's a giant nerd There's a gay male reboot of Golden Girls in the works If you buy us these, we'll wear them on air Derek and Dale didn't vote, but neither did a lot of other people Songs: 'Jon Bong Jovi' by Mom Jeans. (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Hiding bodies in the woods. Dale invents a jingle for Derek's single life. The far-right and far-left surprisingly do not get along very well! Join The Lost Boys today. Why do people live in Australia? SPF = spider paste (cures) face (cancer)! Why Derek didn't drink milk for two years. We are ruining our children. We explain the UK to Dale. RIP Big Dick Energy. Yep, it's a podcast alright. Talking points: Look at these goddamn idiots Gavin McInnes is a giant angry dipshit Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die It's only a matter of time before you find spider paste next to the healing crystals in health stores Does this look like milk to you? We are ruining our children, part 1 We are ruining our children, part 2 These butthole eyes are crying Songs: 'Randy, I Am The Liquor' by Free Throw (Derek's pick) 'Streetlight' by Dutch Uncles (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Sexualized Mario characters! Anime body pillows! Supreme Court nominees! All men are trash! Believing women when they say they've been sexually harassed or assaulted is the baseline for basic human decency and you don't deserve a goddamn award for it! The world's best professional sports league welcomes a terrifying new mascot! All this, plus a four-year-old really has to poop, on this week's Outrage Factory! Talking points: Dale should not be allowed to contribute to the agenda Please shower before having sex with your body pillow The Ford/Kavanaugh sexual assault hearings, explained, by people who aren't idiots 'He is absolutely freaking horrifying.' You can't measure grit Songs: 'Phoenix' by Scandroid (Dale's pick) 'For What It's Worth' by Anti-Flag (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale loves clickbait. Communicable diseases are making a comeback in a BIG way. Want to feel old? 9/11 would be graduating highschool this year. We learn why Dale hates books. Why do people eat chestnuts? Ticketmaster is evil, but capitalism is great! A comedian expresses distasteful opinions conveniently at the same time they have a new show coming out! Jimmy Fallon will always suck. The Beatles had some weird masturbatory habits. Bert and Ernie - the degayte continues. Talking points: How Nike lost Steph Curry Measles case confirmed in Vancouver To dogs, humans are elves FUCK TICKETMASTER Norm Macdonald has some bad opinions Oh, THAT'S why they call it 'The White Album' Classic he said/he said Songs: 'Family Reunion' by Graduating Life (Derek's pick) 'Canoe Song' by Mounties (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Apartment hunting in the Lower Mainland is a circle of hell, spite is the most powerful motivator on earth, conservatives hate black people so much they're lighting their shoes on fire, boycotts are making the world a worse place, CEOs love the GOP, Vancouverites complain about everything again, Dale and Derek share their outdoor pooping experiences. I can't believe this podcast is free! Talking points: Are your dreams crazy enough? The dumb boycott for conservatives The dumb boycott for liberals Why we should be boycotting boycotts Vancouverites gonna Vancouverite We didn't talk about this, but lol Songs: 'How to Kill' by Marc Baker (Dale's pick) Are You High? by FIDLAR (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Energy drinks are bad for you, but great for podcasts! Instagram is probably not an accurate representation of people's lives! 'Influencer marketing' is widely misunderstood and poorly executed! Dale walks back his love of Jordan Peterson! Louis CK is probably not ready for a redemption tour! Is there such thing as an accidental boob grab? Let's find out! All this and more, on an extra-special episode of your favorite dumb podcast. Talking points: Sign me up for a warehouse full of Listerine This guy literally just figured this out Follow Derek on Instagram Follow Dale on Instagram Jordan Peterson is the world's dumbest smart guy Louis CK: #MeTooSoon The boob grab heard around the world Church: kinda creepy! Songs: 'Daisies' by White Reaper (Derek's pick) 'Rip Cord' by Sweet Valley (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Derek and Dale get personal. Vancouver, the only city in the world where it's possible to get seasonal depression during summer. John McCain died, and people have opinions. Trump and Mexico team up against evil Canada. Dale teaches us about dairy farming. We share our love of Chinese culture and bizarre Oreo flavors. Alcohol keeps making people do dumb things. Is this landlord racist? And more! Talking points: The mental health effects of the world being on fire John McCain: a decent guy, now that he's dead Trump + Mexico = BFFs 4EVER Chinese people don't have tastebuds Who could have ever guessed that filling people with booze before putting them on a plane would be a bad idea Songs: 'She Swallowed Burning Coals' by El Tigr3 (Dale's choice) 'Island' by Living With Lions (Derek's choice)

#What made the internet angry this week? Statues get removed! Racism gets excused! Dale does research! Another celebrity gets chased off of social media by people who care too much about works of fiction! Grownups play Pokemon! All this and more in this totally free podcast! Talking points: John A. Macdonald statue removed Is John A. Macdonald guilty of war crimes? Ruby Rose quits Twitter Songs: 'Berkley's On Fire' by SWMRS (Derek's choice) 'When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies' by Gunship (Dale's choice)

Hey, it's another edition of the podcast without Jong, but no worries! The great Raheel Ramzanali steps in to co-host for Jong Lee on today's issue! Michael and Raheel discuss the latest internet outrage sent towards Ruby Rose for her casting as Batwoman, the good/bad/ugly of social media, the latest casting rumors with Birds of Prey, The Meg... yep the giant shark movie... opening with strong box office numbers, movie theater stories, Punisher Season 2, Stranger Things, and an [interesting tweet from Jong](https://twitter.com/JongSn0w/status/1029019212025552897). Plus the guys discuss changes with the Oscars that might help Marvel/comicbook films get an award finally but is it really the right move? Find out on this edition of Comicast! Get social with the guys on Twitter! Follow them [@ProducerMike975](https://twitter.com/producermike975) & [@The_Raheel](https://twitter.com/the_raheel). Subscribe, like, follow, share, and/or review Comicast on your podcast platform of choice:  * iTunes: [https://apple.co/2y5Jm8p](https://apple.co/2y5Jm8p)  * Google Podcasts: [https://bit.ly/2KIRj8R](https://bit.ly/2KIRj8R)  * Spotify: [https://spoti.fi/2neZOyZ](https://spoti.fi/2neZOyZ)   * Stitcher: [https://bit.ly/2ngInOt](https://bit.ly/2ngInOt)  * Podcast Arena: [https://bit.ly/2fiYpE5](https://bit.ly/2fiYpE5)  Check out the guys new YouTube channel as well! New content will be coming soon, well once Jong gets back from vacation but for now you can like and subscribe to the channel by clicking here: [https://bit.ly/2Oq2PrD](https://bit.ly/2Oq2PrD).

#What made the internet angry this week? The first casualty of the INFO WARS is the truth. Alex Jones gets scrubbed from the internet, the SeaTac plane theft, the perfect candidate to play James Bond, and we spend 30 minutes discussing Will Smith movies. Talking points: Alex Jones gets banned SeaTac suicide Will Smith should be James Bond

#What made the internet angry this week? We do our best to explain the batshit insanity that is the QAnon conspiracy theory, an argument in favor of regulating misinformation, a bunch of dumb internet challenges are hurting people with hilarious and tragic consequences, why you don't find porno mags in the woods anymore, Big Condom strikes again, and with Steven Seagal's new diplomatic post we officially cannot get any dumber. Talking points: QAnon, explained QAnon, explained even better The kids are badly burned Stop reusing your condoms Steven Seagal will save U.S./Russia relations Russian trolls are targeting Canada Songs: 'Master' by Gost (Dale's pick) 'Outrage' by The Interrupters (Derek's pick)

We love a money diary, even if the internet hated a recent one in Refinery29 about a marketing intern who makes $25/hour and has significant family support to afford her life. In the interest of transparency, we get real about how much we make, where it comes from, secret white people money, emotional spending, and what it means to be self-made.

#What made the internet angry this week? Another famous guy got chased off the internet for doing something offensive! You can't call your partner your partner, unless you're gay! Cartoons aren't as sexy as they used to be! People are drawing on horses for heartwarming and/or nefarious reasons! Mayonnaise ice cream! Plastic straw bans are ableist AND sexist! All this and more! Talking points: Dan Harmon made a video that was too offensive for Dan Harmon When is a partner not a partner? She-Ra's redesign is not popular with the kind of people who would care a lot about a She-Ra redesign Painted horses, part 1 Painted horses, part 2 It ISN'T just frozen mayonnaise, that would be weird Something about plastic straw bans, for the hell of it Songs: 'Million Dollars to Kill Me' by Joyce Manor (Derek's pick) 'We've Got It Wrong' by Fashionism (Dale's pick)

Shouldn't we all have a personal code for how we internet? Through the mini saga of plane bae, how we're conditioned to indulge in hetero-patriarchal fantasies. When internet fascination turns to outrage, no surprise, women pay the price. TV networks that juice social media storylines do not. Just because someone's account is unlocked doesn't mean you should publicize their posts, at least not without permission. Plus, the hosts of Unladylike are diving deep into the Equal Rights Amendment and its (possible!) future. Reading list: Why plane bae was so fucked up / Apology ERA campaign from Unladylike

#What made the internet angry this week? Facebook takes the brave and totally comprehensible step of defending Holocaust deniers' feelings, we start a new survivalist cult, and the inevitable downside of cultivating a world where roving mobs of angry people can get anyone fired from their job. Also: Dale and Derek share their problematic tweets! Talking points: Facebook thinks holocaust denying is 'not their problem' Mike Cernovich is an unhinged piece of shit James Gunn fired over offensive tweets Anthony Jeselnik is a national treasure Why We Should All Fear the Righteous Online Mob Song: 'You Can Do Better' by Death Cab for Cutie

#What made the internet angry this week? We decide which book is the ultimate 'white dude owns this but has never read it' book of all time, Elon Musk makes a hard left turn to Bond villain after his advances are rebuffed by a bunch of Thai boys, Dale turns on his hero Jordan Peterson, we sell out to the alt-right, Amazon fails to keep up with demand on the shopping holiday they invented, why retail sucks, a fond farewell to Greyhound, Things That Gave Dale Gout. Talking points: The ultimate 'white dude owns this but has never read it' book Jordan Peterson is a dangerous cult leader Elon Musk is not used to hearing 'no thanks' Elon Musk is a messianic huckster Subprime Day Nothing sadder than a dead Greyhound Songs: 'You Can Count on Me' by Trophy Eyes (Derek's pick) 'Dark Saturday' by Metric (Dale's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Extra-special guest host and friend of the pod Julie Robertson joins us to discuss gender reveal parties, the perfect shitstorm of internet outrage that was the #PlaneBae fiasco, share some Jordan Peterson takes, and explain when it's okay to drown a 16 year old in a vat of fast food soda. Also: all the sensitivity training in the world can't cure Philadelphia. Talking points: 'Plane Bae' and the slow death of whimsy The internet ruins everything, part 2 The internet, redeemed Jordan Peterson, world's smartest man MAGABurger More like Stutterbucks, am I right? Songs: 'The Best' by Tina Turner (Julie's pick) 'Tidal Wave' by Living With Lions (Derek's pick)

#What made the internet angry this week? Dale and Derek spend five minutes sampling the best (only?) Scottish contribution to international cuisine, the breakfast place that also serves burgers now serves more burgers, a stern dad goes overboard getting his child to eat brussels sprouts, we reminisce about the good ol' days of child discipline, Chris Hardwick gets exposed, hell hath no fury like a five year old meeting an expensive art exhibit, listeners share their angriest dad moments. Talking points: We ate this Who gives a fuck Father Sentenced For Forcing Daughter To Stay At Table 13 Hours To Eat Brussels Sprouts Chris Hardwick is a piece of shit who has shit for brains when refuting abuse allegations Kid knocks over unsecured $132,000 statue. Now they want his parents to pay Songs: 'Hell' by Clown Core/'Alcohol' by FIDLAR

In this episode, host Jared Holt gives a rundown on the latest online culture news. Buzzfeed’s Charlie Warzel joins to talk about Roseanne Barr’s crazy tweet and Elon Musk, the online boy. Then, writer Rob Rousseau shares his story being at the center of a right-wing outrage mob and offers tips for listeners who find themselves in similar situations. After that Michael Bueckert helps us understand why Western far-right activists have become obsessed with farm murders in South Africa.Show Charlie some love: twitter.com/cwarzelDon’t forget Rob: twitter.com/robrousseauMichael, too: twitter.com/mbueckertPatreon: patreon.com/shtpostpodcast Get on the email list at shtpost.substack.com

What made people on the internet angry this week? This week, we discuss the mysterious case of the Tim Horton's poo-flinger, Morgan Freeman's harassment allegations, why professional trolls like Tomi Lahren deserve to be doused with water in public, and the NFL's botched response to anthem protestors.

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Lian Dolan and Julie Dolan on the Satellite Sisters Tuesday Podcast. News, Talk, Laughs and our Downton Abbey Re-Cap. It's a Showcase House! The Crawleys open up Downton Abbey to the Masses and it reminds us of every volunteer organization we've every worked on! Ousted President! Backstabbing Newcomer! Mr. Helpful! and Mr. So Not Helpful! Plus, the One With All The Money. Get your tickets, pig famers, because we're going on a house tour!!    Plus: Urban Nana hits the Brooklyn Children's Museum Lian suffers Peak Internet Outrage Syndrome.  Crime-stopping Myths and Truths!  A Really Bad Geological Forecast for the West Coast The Hollywood Diet No One can Sustain!  Who is Liam Neeson dating? Where does Tim Daly Live?  Hallmark Movie Alert! Would you do Anything for Love? 

New Salty Language Episode 192 - Deadly Fluffwww.saltylanguage.comTony and Bryan talk about gross feet, new phones, @midnight's points winner, Casey Jones casting, '60s Batman animated movie, Trever Noah, Patton Oswalt's Twitter rant, Jim Norton addresses internet outrage, Monsanto lobbyist backed in a corner on tv, Xbox Live Games For Gold, Indiana's Church of Cannabis and more! Links: Monsanto Lobbyist Steps In It: http://goo.gl/u5UE6q Xbox Live Games For Gold April: http://goo.gl/g59jwa Indiana's Church of Cannabis: http://goo.gl/pWWs8B Jim Norton article on Internet Outrage: http://goo.gl/gjfUXG Patton Oswalt Defends Trevor Noah: http://goo.gl/HmBMWt First Winner of @Midnight's Points Challenge: http://goo.gl/SviC9n Animated '60s Batman' Moive is Coming: http://goo.gl/LwF1Ed TMNT 2 Casts Casey Jones: http://goo.gl/cuKkru Shoutouts: @beyondthe140bt140.com   Salty Language Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/user?u=344704   Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  /http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguageOn Stitcher search Salty Language Voicemail: (415) 857-2589http://podgods.webs.com/musingsofageek.comtangentboundnetwork.comgeekliferadio.comShare with your friends!

On this Friday’s Gist, Mike Pesca talks with Felix Salmon, senior editor at Fusion, about why it’s not popular to prosecute bankers. Professor Ben Yagoda teaches us the power of the literary technique polysyndeton as demonstrated everywhere from the King James Bible to Lil Wayne. And for today’s Spiel, Mike’s outraged about the culture of outrage. Get notified as soon as The Gist posts each weekday: http://www.slate.com/gistemail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luke and Andrew talk about all the internet outrage swirling around of late, much of it based on stories that turn out to be total fakes or exaggerations.