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Uber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down: Uber's plan to add helicopters and seaplanes Waymo driverless cars and whether they're actually safer A wild LA night that ended in tattoos The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other Insane internet crime stories you won't believe This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted.

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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It's equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?” Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million. We also dive into:

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.

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In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that's not even the wildest part…

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm's injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story.

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet

Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected. This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 If AI was gifted to us by aliens to mask their presence Evolution's weirdest tricks: spiders, glowing fish, and tree animals The idea that God might just be running a simulation What animals like dogs, whales, and sharks might already know about the universe Red night vision goggles revealing demonic creatures during war It's a wild, funny, and thought-provoking start to the series. Strap in and question everything!

A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that'll leave you shook and in stitches.

This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/ Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers: Snail trail face masks

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever.

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario's power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really? We're talking: Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years Frog butt cheeks Marvel movie hot takes Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL?

In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike  @MikeCakez   famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms. They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved ones as keepsakes, and poisonous plants that leave their victims smiling in death! S/O TO OUR SPONSORS SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys PRIZE PICKS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BLUE CHEW Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https://www.bluechew.com KIKOFF Building credit can happen faster than you expect with Kikoff. Don't wait and get your first month for just a dollar at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS.

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame.  But that's not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out!

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don't miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist!

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: JD Witherspoon  @JDWitherspoon https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/ 0:00 | Intro  1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone's Talking About  5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption?  12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle  18:55 | Hip-Hop's Biggest Beefs & Their Impact  25:10 | Coca-Cola's Secret Drug History  31:45 | The Woman Who Had a Funeral for Her Arm  38:20 | China's AI Brain Merging Experiment  45:05 | Final Thoughts & What's Next