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¡Ufff, ufff, ufff! ¡No saben qué nivel de chisme tendremos en este episodio porque nos acompaña nuestra adorada Malleza en el foro de Noche de Chicxs!

¡Ufff, ufff, ufff con los chismes EXCLUSIVOS que echamos con nuestro querido Jirafita en el foro de Noche de Chicxs!

Ufff a ustedes no les ha pasado que dejan de hacer cosas solo por el miedo al rechazo? Qué tal si en vez de autorechazarnos primero nos lanzamos al vacío? Por ahí dicen, "salta que la red aparece"

Ufff! A odisseia de Susana Romana pela China terminou bem!

Ufff!! Espero que este episódio sirva como uma chama de entendimento e discernimento a respeito da intuição, neurose e paranóia… Me digam se fez sentido para vocês!!E-mail para agendamento:contato@ceudomomento.com.br— Me encontre lá no Instagram : www.instagram.com/guischultz@guischultz - Que os Planetas se inclinem sobre nós.

Ufff.. ahora si se puso bueno!!! En este capítulo hablamos de tus souvenirs de vida... de todas esas cosas que te llevas en tu camino, que aprendes, que transformas y que sin querer, impactas en los demas! Lloré, me rei, platicamos y todo !Espero te guste!!IG: @izazkunp /TIK TOK: @izazkunpIG SARANA: @centrosarana

Hello Makkalae! We are back with a content overload this week. In this episode, we are talking about a mini varalaaru of Serie A downfall, Serie A current standings, apdiye kooda couple of TV recommendations, koodavae some FPL stuff, and finally a preview & prediction of next week's Premier League. Ufff type panradhukulla naaaku thalludhey! So go on, hit that play button and share in your ennams and feedback! This is FBP. Jurgen Klopp: https://www.patreon.com/posts/klopp-from-to-119649125 Calciopoli: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lmX_BLjXo&t=8s

Zamysleli ste sa niekedy nad tým, aký bude sex o 20 či 30 rokov? Ufff... ešte oveľa lepší ako teraz. A prečo? Všetko sme za vás zistili... . Na www.kondomshop.sk/cz stále platí náš kód JAZDA10 a všetky hračky, ktoré ste spomínali aj v podcaste, nájdete za super cenu len TAM :)

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Hey … heute ein kleines & feines Update zu und von Servant Politics. Ufff …. was für ein Sommer und nun ist es bereits Herbst. Die Blätter sind nicht nur bunt, sondern sie fallen und wir bei Servant Politics sagen Adieu! Doch der Reihe nach ... Kerstin und ich beschlossen, dass wir mal Pause machen – Sommerpause – gibt es ja schließlich auch im Bundestag und in den Landtagen … UND Sommerpause bedeutet nicht, dass wir am Wolfgangsee oder auf der Alm oder am Meer waren, nein, wir nutzten den Sommer, um weitere Ideen zu kreieren, zu erdenken und ja, wir waren fleißig. Ziel war es den Podcast neu zu designen … Unsere Idee war, auch basierend auf den Ausgängen der Europawahl und diverser Landtagswahlen, mit jungen Menschen zwischen 16 und 29 Jahren in den Podcast-Austausch zu gehen … Hat nicht geklappt ... dazu mehr im Podcast! Doch dieser - also heutige - Podcast bedeutet nicht das gänzliche Aus & Vorbei, denn es gibt einen neuen Podcast – mit dem schönen Namen Soziologische Perspektiven … Klingt ein bissl sperrig … is er aber nich …! Stay tuned!

Ufff jak gorąco, uff jak gorąco – i z poślizgiem, pojawia się 233 odcinek. Oddzielnie, jednak blisko w środę nagraliśmy razem z Jankiem odcinek. Myślałem, że latem pozostaniemy konsekwentni z dystrybucją odcinków, jednak oczekiwania a rzeczywistość, dość mocno zweryfikowała. I tak 2 tygodnie po ostatnim odcinku z Maćkiem i Kubą, możecie odsłuchać, letniej selekcji tematów.  Co dla Was przygotowaliśmy: Wstęp zaczynamy od podziękowań do naszego słuchacza Łukasza. Janek przywołuje świeżą zapowiedź Gladiatora II, zrobiło się nostalgicznie. Żabka wprowadza fajną usługę za 15 gr! Bezpiecznie tylko z iPhone w Microsofcie. Piwo z buta F1. Zwiastun zapowiedzi filmu fabularnego o Formule 1 Janek pochwalił się swoją nową szczoteczką Oclean Wszystko przy 30 stopniach i super letniej pogodzie! Liczmy, że w przyszłym tygodniu bez zbędnej przerwy będziecie mogli odsłuchać dawki nowej selekcji tematów, przygotowanych specjalnie dla Was! PozdrawiamyAdam i Jan Instagram: @LuznoPrzyKawieTwitter: @LuźnoPrzyKawieFacebook: @LPKpodcastProjekt okładki: Adam BorodoIdentyfikacja wizualna: High5Studio.plGłosy: Adam Borodo, Jan Urbanowicz Rozdziały 00:00:00 – Intro  00:00:39- Szwajcarska technika  00:26:28 – Gladiator II  00:41:35 – Refill od żabki  00:49:06 – iPhone'y w Microsofcie  00:53:24 – Piwo z buta  00:56:27 – Film o Formule 1  01:03:01 – Bo o zęby trzeba dbać  01:07:08 – Kończymy  01:08:44 – Outro

¡Ufff! Vaya episodio.

Mamá A.C. Movimiento de apoyo a menores abandonados. Me duele el alma pensar que las primeras letras de estas palabras formen MAMÁ. Me duele el alma leer “menores abandonados”. ¿Cuántas infancias olvidadas, vulneradas, abusadas…?? ¿Qué sería de tantos niños, niñas y adolescentes que vienen en la calle si no hubiera asociaciones como MAMÁ A.C.? ¿Cuántos destinos han sido cambiados gracias al trabajo incansable de Libertad Padilla y su equipo de colaboradores? Libertad nació dentro de una familia dedicada a servir, su papá fundó MAMÁ A.C. y hoy es ella quien continúa con la misión de su papá, esa de mirar y atender a los que casi nadie ve. Lo que hacen en MAMÁ A.C. es increíble, porque llenan de oportunidades, de luz y de esperanza a las infancias que parecieran condenadas a vivir en la calle, en medio de peligros y de situaciones de riesgo. MAMÁ A.C. literalmente se acerca a ellos y los invita a pasar a su albergue en el que tienen la oportunidad de desayunar, de comer, de estudiar, de atender su salud, etc. Pero lo más hermoso que hacen en MAMÁ A.C. es hacerlos sentir amados, valiosos, fuertes y capaces de alcanzar sus sueños …. ¿Cómo convences a un niño que limpia parabrisas en las esquinas que puede convertirse en médico si ese es su sueño? ¡Ufff que gran reto! ¡Y pensar que a veces solo basta con que una persona crea en ti para que encuentres tu mejor versión …! Escuchar a Libertad decir que MAMÁ A.C. se ha sostenido durante 35 años por la sociedad y los empresarios me confirma que en este Jalisco la lucha por un mejor país es enorme, es tangible y cambia vidas. MAMÁ A.C. es el ejemplo más claro de que no hay que inventar el hilo negro para ayudar, ya hay quienes lo hacen y lo hacen increíblemente bien, y MAMÁ A.C. lo demuestra con su modelo educativo que ayuda a la permanencia de los niños en los programas, evitando que regresen a las calles. Fue un gusto platicar con Libertad, y compartir la pasión y el amor por el servicio con ella. Espero que este episodio toque sus corazones y los anime a sumarse, desde donde están y desde lo que tienen para servir al otro.

Ufff algo que viviremos siempre.  Búscame en Fb: https://www.facebook.com/petitdelite Búscame en Ig: https://www.instagram.com/petitdelite/ Suscríbete a la membresía: https://petitdelite.com/zona-membresia/ Talleres presenciales: https://petitdelite.com Mi tienda de amazon: https://www.amazon.com/shop/petitdelite Cursos online: https://petitdelite.com/talleres-online/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPCdZfhtmS3BphQdFU0PiKA? Link página de empaques: https://www.clearbags.com/, usa el Promo Code PETIT10 para obtener un 10% en todas tus compras. Si estás escuchándome desde apple podcast te invito a dejarme tu reseña, que te pareció este episodio, tus dudas y otros temas quieres que te hable. Te  invito a compartir este podcast en tus redes sociales para que personas como tú se beneficien de todas las cosas que quiero compartir contigo. Un abrazo

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Ufff. Glups. Oh. Ay. Uy. Bob nos da contexto para sus interjecciones más frecuentes. Que si se le escapa un "uff" cuandio vuelve a escuchar una provocación de Díaz Ayuso, o un "ay" cuando ve a Yolanda Díaz haciendo un poquito el ridículo, o "uy" cuando el PSOE vuelve a decir algo inconveniente. También puede haber un "puaj" ante la transfobia, un  "zas" pero nunca un zasca y un "oh" pero nunca un "ooooh". Porque ya pocas cosas sorprenden mucho. Y un gran "glups": Bob nos habla desde el Parador de Baiona, en Pontevedra, donde los directores y directoras de Paradores de España le han invitado a pesar de saber que él en Paradores ha delinquido.  

Let's dance ist gestartet! Sophias Tanzpartner steht fest, der Charleston ist überstanden, die erste Jury-Bewertung ist ertragen, doch leider hatte sie auch einen mentalen Breakdown. Ufff…. Durchatmen. Verarbeiten. Neu motivieren. Zwischen unglaublicher Anstrengung für perfekte Fußverdrehungen und Black-Swan-Beinstellung, unangenehmen Hebefiguren mit rot-weißer Body-Gefahr, großen Emotionen und einem super herzlichen LD-Team-Spirit wird die harte Realität dieses spannenden Projekts deutlich. Es fließen Tränen. Paula fängt Sophia auf und versucht sie mit Verständnis und positiven Gedanken zu motivieren, mit ihrer Weiblichkeit in Kontakt zu treten und sich nicht zu verstellen. Strategie: Socken und Ibuprofen! Möchtet Ihr auch im Podcast zu hören sein? Dann sendet eine Sprachnachricht mit einer Grußbotschaft und eurer Lieblingsepisode via Instagram an 4bruestefuereinhalleluja https://www.instagram.com/4bruestefuereinhalleluja/ und mit ein wenig Glück könnt ihr Teil der Episoden werden. Mit der Einsendung seid Ihr damit einverstanden, dass Eure Botschaft im Podcast "4 Brüste für ein Halleluja" veröffentlicht wird. Eingesendete Nachrichten via Mail an 4brueste@seven.one, auf Instagram und tiktok an 4bruestefuereinhalleluja können Teil der Episoden werden. Du möchtest mehr über unsere Werbepartner erfahren? Hier findest du alle Infos & Rabatte: https://linktr.ee/4_brueste_fuer_1_halleluja Folgt uns gerne für mehr Insights auf Social Media: INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/4bruestefuereinhalleluja/ TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@4bruestefuereinhalleluja

Ufff... to byla dlouhá cesta. Hledání se a objevování samu sebe. Náročný a pro mě vlastně neproveditelný úkol. Až po několika letech jsem si teď přišla na jedno uvědomění, a to, že nedokážu najít jednu roli, jednu cestu... jsem tady proto abych si toho za život zkusila tolik, že nemůžu zůstat u jedné věci napořád. A je v pořádku, že to mám každý den jinak. Že mě každý den baví něco jiného. A věřím, že to tak má hodně z vás... :).

It's been one UFFF of a year! 2023. Uffff.

Ahoi an alle hier Gestrandeten und herzlich Willkommen zu dem neuen und interaktiven Podcast "Gestrandet - Last Exit Mallorca". In diesem Podcast geht es um Obdachlosigkeit, Aussteiger und "Lebenskünstler" auf Mallorca und die damit einhergehenden Gefahren und vorallem die unweigerlich mit sich bringenden Erlebnisse und Geschichten! Folgenbeschreibung: Diese Woche endet unsere tolle Charity Aktion zusammen mit der Spedition Benzinger "Weihnachten im Schuhkarton" - wir möchten uns erneut herzlichst bei allen Beteiligten, also auch EUCH bedanken, natürlich bei der Spedition Benzinger, bei Carlos Lucio und Herrn Rosenberg! DANKE für das Ermöglichen dieser Aktion! Weiter geht es thematisch mit Charity und zwar unserer Charity Auktion - auch die liebe Gerlinde Weininger hat uns was gespendet und zwar einen Gutschein für das Münchner Kindl, auch an Sie vielen herzlichen Dank dafür! Auch mit Andy unterhalte ich mich zu Beginn noch kurz über beide Themen - da er dazu recht wenig zu Wort kam bisher und er sich natürlich auch bedanken möchte. Bevor wir aber zu Andy kommen, erzählt Jens uns noch wie es zu dem "Einbruch" in sein Zuhause und dem Diebstahl kam. Zufälligerweise verschwand auch in der gleichen Zeit sein langjähriger Nachbar, allerdings da sein Platz geräumt wurde. Natürlich ist das für Jens gerade vor dem Winter eine totale Katastrophe! Es folgt dann ein Rückblick von Andy, bei dem wir inhaltlich und zeitlich an dem letzten Rückblick von ihm versuchen anzuknüpfen - dieser ist ja schon etwas länger her. Nun geht es quasi nach der ersten Nacht als Gast bei Jens weiter. Er ordnet auch den aktuellen Stand (samt Krankheit) mal kurz für euch ein. Auch wird uns übrigens Andy über Winter mal ein paar seiner Lieblingsplätze auf der Insel verraten und ein wenig darüber erzählen. Im Anschluss folgt Jens Rückblick und wie auch schon bereits kurz in der letzten Folge angeschnitten, verrät Jens wie er es geschafft hat, dass er sich nicht mehr erpressen ließ und kein Geld mehr bezahlen musst - und wie ihm ein Deutscher, den er beim Seifenblasen machen kennengerlernt hat, dabei ziemlich geholfen hat. Da sind wir dann auch wieder beim mehrfach von uns benannten "1x1 der Straße". Ufff, ging nochmal alles gut... Artikel Mallorca Magazin: https://www.mallorcamagazin.com/nachrichten/gesellschaft/2023/11/15/116627/deutsche-obdachlose-auf-mallorca-wohnungsloser-der-playa-palma-wurde-opfer-eines-diebstahls.html Artikel Stuttgarter Zeitung: https://www.stuttgarter-zeitung.de/inhalt.obdachloser-boeblinger-auf-mallorca-kurz-vor-dem-winter-wurden-seine-ersparnisse-gestohlen.64c9652d-0864-4631-b441-c1d69c127e7c.html CHARITY AKTION "Weihnachten im Schuhkarton" am 15.11.2023 beendet. Spedition Benzinger: https://www.benzinger-spedition.de/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spedition_benzinger/?hl=de Manche unserer Gesprächspartner und Protagonisten sind einigen von euch vielleicht schon aus Reportagen bekannt. Wie wahrscheinlich dann auch Jens - Joey Kelly hat unter anderen auch Jens zusammen mit "SternTV" Ende letzten Jahres besucht und soga eine Nacht in Jens "Gästehaus" übernachtet. Auf YouTube findet man die Reportage unter "Obdachlos auf Mallorca", auf unserer Instagram Seite " Gestrandet.LastExitMallorca " bei unseren Links (Linktree). Folgt uns gerne auch auf Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gestrandet.lastexitmallorca und/oder sendet uns eine Sprachnachricht mit Fragen (auch sehr gerne direkt an die Protagonisten) und/oder euren Anregungen etc.. Dort haben wir auch die u.a. Reportage und jegliche Berichterstattung über dieses Projekt, für euch verlinkt! (Mallorca Magazin, Stuttgarter Zeitung, Saarbrücker Zeitung, SR3 und weitere) Wir freuen uns immer über euer Feedback! Sonnige Grüße aus Mallorca, danke fürs Reinhören und bis ganz bald! Email: kontakt@gestrandet-lastexitmallorca.de Presseartikel & SternTV Beitrag: https://linktr.ee/Gestrandet.LastExitMallorca Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gestrandet.lastexitmallorca --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gestrandetmallorca/message

Ufff... ten tydzień to był istny rollercoaster emocji. Było kilka smutnych wydarzeń (koniec studia Mimimi Games oraz upadek moda Dzieje Khoronis [*]), ale też i sporo pozytywnych, w tym megapremiera Starfielda. Zapraszamy do naszego podsumowania. Spis treści: 00:00 - Wstęp 00:52 - Gothic: Dzieje Khorinis 11:34 - Premiera Starfielda 16:25 - Train 5 21:35 - Ostatnie premiery 33:26 - Steam Strategy Fest 37:10 - Shadow Gambit 47:53 - Bez Przypadku 53:45 - Diuna 1:01:10 - Baldur's Gate III 1:09:10 - Zakończenie

¿Cuántas veces es valido regresar al orígen y reconstruírnos? Ufff he aprendido que las veces que sean necesarias. Ade, nuestra invitada de hoy, es una mujer muy especial en mi vida, gracias a ella aprendí a creer que mi manera de ver la vida es valiosa y que no hay nada de malo en mí, en mi intensidad y manera de ser. Gracias a ella, hoy yo di el salto a aventarme a vivir sola por lo mucho que me inspiro su vida en CDMX! En este capitulo platicamos sobre la historia de nuestra invitada, el punto y coma de su vida y como la marco, sobre salud mental, maneras de volver a ti de una manera gentil, amorosa y mucho más. La vida se ve diferente para cada uno y cada una, y por esto considero súper importante traerles capítulos que conecten mucho más allá de lo que se ve a simple vista. Gracias amiga por formar parte de Punto y Coma. Espero que disfruten tanto como nosotras este episodio, déjame tus comentarios para saber qué te pareció y no te olvides de seguirnos en las redes sociales. Recuerda que estamos también en YouTubeee, por allá te veo!! (no poner en youtube) Instagram invitada: @adebumes Redes sociales Punto y Coma, y Host: Insta y TikTok: @puntoycomapodcast  YouTube: @podcastpuntoycoma Insta: @sof.valencia 

Ufff... mil temas que podemos tocar sobre las amigas

Hoy vamos a desgranar todo lo sucedido en el primer lanzamiento de la Starship SuperHeavy ¿porqué salió inclinada? ¿Cómo de grave son los daños de la plataforma? ¿porqué salió con 3 motores menos? ¿porqué no se separaron? La ducha que van a instalar en el suelo, el FTS, los tanques de propelente… Ufff es que hay tanto de qué hablar…    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Contacto: spacexelpodcast@gmail.com            Canal de YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceXelPodcast   Episodio en vídeo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0EZZf0Zpw   El misterio de la Porra: https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceXelPodcast/community   La Mega porra de Marte: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfOuAi51b_r9-KC2pY_GND-07wqw4h_exSK4RnKShROZ7bRwg/viewform?usp=sf_link   Para localizar a Ismael:   Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxjGXSXK3Ss-mkiZ-wYtjtg Twitter https://twitter.com/ifcampoy Telegram https://t.me/spacexstorm Discord http://discord.io/SpaceXStorm Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/spacexstorm   Para localizar a Rubén Instagram; ruben.p.tEn Youtube (Más Que Tesla) https://youtube.com/channel/UCUVpvunTENUISzo_2HUO16A

/Koniec bajdurzenia: 00:23:36/ Ufff, zdążyliśmy przed końcem roku! W bajdurzeniu na początku dyskutujemy o tegorocznym mundialu i występie naszej ekipy, rozmawiamy też o gali wrestlingu w Gdyni, a także o świetnej książce wydawnictwa Czarne. Posłuchacie też dwóch fascynujących historii kryminalnych. Grzegorz opowiada w tym odcinku o spektakularnym skoku na Diamond Centre w Antwerpii, podczas którego sprawcom udało się zrabować łupy o naprawdę gigantycznej wartości. Kamil opowiada zaś o historii Oscara Slatera, który został oskarżony o zamordowanie pewnej szkockiej staruszki. W jego obronę zaangażował się sam Arthur Conan Doyle - autor przygód słynnego Sherlocka Holmesa. Jeśli chcesz nas wesprzeć i zostać Patronem naszego podcastu, to sprawdź, jakie fajne rzeczy możesz dostać w zamian za wpłacenie nam kilku złotych. Wszystko znajdziesz TUTAJ! // Zachęcamy do dyskusji oraz sprawdzenia dodatkowych materiałów i źródeł do każdego odcinka na naszym Facebooku i Instagramie - szukajcie "No Nie Gadaj". //

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Three artists preform the same spell with entirely different intentions—in some dimensions. [Muffled thud] What's the wish? These, three. Burning daisies, are we? No, just Dandelions. Separate them. The hearts?! All of them— —Spirit I swear to God. —don't// ‘Skrillex is my Spirit Animal'. —and, Soul. What of the flesh? It will wound and perish but will not bond or be bound to death, until it again becomes as One. What is THIS? I honestly-/ Honestly!! Honestly thought, this was a movie about: —Skrillex. —Dillon Francis — A S Ū P E R S T A R DJ [ARTIST] ...okay… Ooh, good alternate. The Womp WOMPING Willow will beat your ass into believing you are— whatever it tells you, you are. DJ. NO. “DJ.” NO. NO DJ. NO. NO—DJ. I don't think D.J. wants to be a DJ. Nobody wants to be a DJ. Shut up D.J.—you're a D.J. Too—you Motherfucker!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! [hey motherfucker—Timmy trumpet] aww, poor PJ Lol. Poor Billy. B.J.—the DJ I don't like this sign. It looks bad. Take it down. “BJ THE DJ” TAKE IT DOW— CUT TO: DJ?! That's the Fuxking WORST. AGHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!! IM NOT A DJ!! “Not a DJ” You— SUPERSTAR DJ SKRILLEX HUH. EVERYBODY ELSE HUH. —Skrillex—the world's first “SUPERSTAR”DJ” NUH - UH YAH HUHHH! NAH AUGHHHGGHHHH!!! UH-HUHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AGHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAaaahhahgahhahahhahhaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhh… [go to sleep.] SKRILLEX Nherr. —?? THE WOMP WOMPING WILLOW *voiced by Valee, Jermih MEGA DJ —WHAT IS THAT?!— Oh no. Don't do this, I didn't wanna. (Crying) I don't wanna He really don't wanna. So make ‘em. —- So. So. He's going to college— Yes. Is this a joke___? Is it? IS IT? ...mmmm...nope…. As part of his prison sen— Yep. For Mass Murder. Yep. SHUTTHEFUCKUP— [does.] Jesus Christ, what is his power? JESUS Don't ask me. Only he knows. Only he knows. HE DOESNT KNOW. But she does. Okay look. What. Look. ‘Skrillex and Supacree Scrap turned Barroom Brawl' ...no. “NO?” [Looks: it's bad] Imma have that ® Goddamn it, don't. Don't do what Make that face. Agh. Or that one. Ufff. This is a scuffle. Who let him in here. They beat the shit out of each other, with bass, and bassball bats. I thought it was theatrics! Insomniac has incredible production value!!!! [brutal Bloody murder] Bass heads: AGAHAHAJABSNAKAJAABDKSMA SNSKAOZJSNSLALZKS—- #All that. Kenna & Kel? Yeah broh!! Live Set?! yah broh!! SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SET ooh, what's this. BITCH. [LIZ LEMON] PICK UP YOUR SKRILLEX. *obnoxious super drunk fart* (Especially, for a woman!) Hey/-! You can't say that! You can't not say that!! WHAT DOES EQUALITY MEAN? gross man farts— FLATULENCE GREATER-THAN, Stop this joke. OR EQUAL TO Okay. —SKRILLEX!!!!!!! Get out, now. I got it. —- Ext. Boston, Massachusetts. Day SUPACREE [A / DJ] ‘SKRILLEX' is an extraterrestrial entity which manifests variously through specific forces, subjects, and beings. Though masking her true identity, CC STONE, the chosen secret identity of the mysterious SUPACREE, has been in hiding, though knowingly under conspicuous monitoring. SKRILLEX uses telepathy, as to remain intractable to the extent of normal human capacity, or even the most advanced technology, to continue evading the various government entities and agencies seeking to study this ‘intangible energy'. Having become a guiding force and ‘imaginary friend' of SUPACREE, masquerading as unassuming and low-key traveler ‘CC', the pressures of dark forces arise in the form of hostility, which SKRILLEX combats quietly, most recently, silently. After decoding a specific series of dream sequences projected post-consciously, ‘CC', wrought with anxiety, contemplates secretly relocating, anticipating more terrorism from her own home country; She begins formulating a way to escape further being targeted secretly. TImelines begin intercepting, as NATALIE from DEATHWISH is contemplating jumping from the 6th story of the same apartment building; CC/SUPACREE considers this, but focuses on a positive solution more diligently, meditating. Upon returning to her studio, CC begins cleaning and, although she's only just finished eating, begins preparing another meal to eat; As the energy moves around her, she begins to move automatically; now fully aware of SUPACREE's shifting abilities. She submits in silence, sighing in relief as a greeting. SKRILLEX Listen to me. CC I'm always listening. SKRILLEX I am leaving. CC pauses in silence; The room is grey and empty; Then, she remembers something. ‘The Skrillex Project' was intended to be temporary. | Oh please, there is no Skrillex. Of course there's a Skrillex. No, there isn't. There is, you're just limited. Of course I'm limited; look at this. Look at this place! What happened here? This is it, since it...shifted. Shifted? What the fuck does that mean? The polarity. "Polarity" ? --And, that planet is off of its axis entirely. Entirely? Are you just repeating everything? "Everything?!" This is ridiculous. It is. Skrillex is Ridiculous. Say that three times. No. Do it. No way. Just say it. No way, man, I'm not summoning Skrillex. It was your idea. I changed my mind! Pussy! I was just kidding! I didn't think we were actually gonna do it. Come on dude, just say it, just say it! No way. One of you say it! No way! Fuck it, I'll say it. NO! Fuck that! Oh, fuck you guys. It's not like it's going to work, anyway. It might! And then what? Nothing's going to happen, I'll prove it. Skrillex is Ridiculous Skrillex is Ridiculous Skrillex is Ridicu--- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The lights come on, the boys stare at eachother in confusion and disbelief; the sound of loud footsteps as someone coming down the stairs enters the basement they are gathered in. Sonny, only slightly startled, unassumingly looks up at the group of preteens, and seems for the most part unbothered. Hey guys. The boys just stare. Oh my God. What? You're Skrillex! Yeah but-- RUN!! Three boys from a separate dimension have caused their own "nonexistence"; in their own reality, Skrillex (which can literally be an ambiguation of anything, If everything is everything and so forth) does not exist, and his his actual existence is thought to be fictional, historically misrepresented, or inaccurate--being told as an urban legend How long after the first scene is this happening? Well, I mean...I don't know. Well, we know these kids come from SIR; Technically, but I think this happens before SIR has been established, since upon returning home, they all know Skrillex is real, spreading the story among the skeptics and being exhausted after Skrillex, looking for somebody stumbles through their dimension and gets trapped in it, quickly gaining a global cult following,coining the term "Skrillex is real", eventually leading to Skrillex, Isreal. Which I guess makes sense. It makes sense! The neighbor kids again? Yeah. ____ Get this: they changed the word "slave", to "employee"; bit it still works the same! Oh man! And I mean, they get paid, but they have to pay their wages back to basically the same companies the money came from… You're kidding. I'm not. I wish I was. This is fucked--(up) This is fucked up. I mean, the people on this continent aren't even eating, so I mean. Woaaaahhh, whaaaaat. I know, it's the whole place. But it's mostly this "United States", it's full of baby rapists and run by these... white supremacy people, and they raise cows just to make “steak”. Woah. Right? And the slaves just take it, they pay for everything they make! She's gonna be so mad when she sees this. Don't tell her. We have to; they just planned an entire pandemic, and it's entire purpose-- What is Purpose? --in this country, it's currency. "Currency?' what is "currency"? The Legend of SupaCree follows an involuntary “hero” on her adventures, after her powers become unlocked; Now, she must join forces with the other DJ's to Save The Rave. _____ SupaCree refuses to tell anybody anything. (After Pre-edc scene) oh dude, that's a lot. It is a lot. She still hasn't told her mom you're “Skrillex” Ugh, no. And she makes me shop at K-Mart every time we go over there. You got that at K-Mart? It's nice. Yeah. Where did you find a K-Mart? ______ Where is “Earff”? _____ Bampheramph training is considered complete once the trainee “stops crying”, thus begins the official recruitment process, which includes but is not limited to reaching various ‘extremes', which differ by context. ____ Every red cup is just Another broken heart, Another broken dream, Another broken record, Playing on repeat … … … Wheres my Skrillex? Which-- So, Skrillex… You can call me Sonny. ...Skrillex... O...kay… [She squints suspiciously at him and jots something down in her notebook.] ____ So, do you use Serato, or Rekordbox? Neither I just [Demonstrates] What the fuck does that even mean? It means you can [Demonstrates] 1____1 How is he doing this? Magic. I'm not going to fight for him. Do you honestly think this is happening to anybody else? Maybe. Honestly? Infinite. Infinite Skrill-- Infinite fucking everything. I'm not about to try to explain it. So what are you going to do? I don't know. The worlds gone mad she is, but she's not a man. She's trapped in a casket Can't listen to the map And can't imagine he'll ever come back Jag parked, smogs bad and she has a plan But can't get past the magnet Magic has its way of making things go crazy Why don't you just--& Oh what? Have my people call his people? Something like that His peopl I had a dream About a tent About a temporary tenant This christmas, its Resentment, Tension And whatever this is… Oh yes, "This is Skrillex…" wayward Hey. Hey. So, uh. So. What's wrong with you? ....what? What's wrong. Whats...wrong? --With you. SupaCree summons Skrillex. Skrillex. Stop it. Fuck you. Skrillex. Seriously, stop You stop. Skrillex-Skrillex-Skriooex o Oh no Just stop. In the parallel where… SŪpAcree has become a disastrously egotistic and diva-like superstar, we see she is in this world, outwardly bitter, rather angry and despondent, having learned to capitalize best not being herself. A young intern helps to prepare an event; His trainer, an astute and rigid stage manager, after finishing a series of detailed questions about the theatrical performance and it's various attendees-+ leaves the intern alone for "just a minute" handing them her clipboard as she hurriedly rushes elsewhere. The intern scans the clipboard, flipping the front page over to reveal a hidden note. Taking the initiative (trying to be assertive in the newly appointed position), asks nervously... ...And what about Skrillex? Who? Skrillex. Who the fuck is that? Its...Skrillex. Tell me who that is. Uh… Go ahead. The intern stands, frightened at her anger. The stage manager returns. _______________ I hate this shit, it isn't fair. It isnt Wheres my phone? __ Woah. You did all this for Skrillex. Pretty much. Yeah. I guess. Yep. Wow. Okay. You would. (I did) Burn it. What? Fuck that! Ughhhhh. No. Sonny/fictional skrillex: Do you know why ai put you in this fucked up dimension? Me: WHAT? YOU DID THIS? NO--WHY--?? Sonny: So you could get your shit together. Me: well, that's fucked up. S/FS: I DID NOT think it would take this long Me: well, how long is it supposed to take? S/FS: I don't know… Me: ...well, how long does it usually take? S/FS: So wait; You guys from the future-- Fathomable future. Uh-huh Have seen the show? Yes. My show. Mm-hmm. / Well then, how does it start? ----------------------------- I already told you, no. Yes. I'm not going to Skrillex. You have to go. No. What the fuck is NO. I'm not going. WHAT? What. You have to go. Who says? We do. Okay. Okay. [beat] Who the fuck are you? OOH, ARE WE STILL BLEEPING OUT THE SKRILLEX? Yes. Sonny Sonny Sonny Sonny Sonny Sonny Sonny You so Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny Do you Love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Love me I'm so Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly And I'm nothing Without you Was this a song? Probably. Looks like a song. Seems like a song to me. Nobody should ever hear this. Define…”nobody” The Song has become a number 1 hit radio sensation. What the fuck is my life. What the fuck is your life. I don't know what the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuuuuuuck . Speak of the devil— (Terrified) what? Dillon Francis is here? What? No—it's just Skrillex, he's just...here to collect. What?! What, dude—Skrillex is your plug? Uhhh. For what? Where else am I gonna get premium space bass? Aaahh Gasp I knew it! I knew something about you was really Skrilly. Hella Skrilly. *doorbell rings* Ok, no Skrilly in front of the— He is magically just, suddenly inside. In front of the what? The two stand starry eyed in amazement. ...hey… X2: hey… Should we step outside? Oh, come in— —I did. I see that. (Lol )Right in He did that. He always does. This...transaction is private. It's fine. You guys are alright—maybe—breathe a little— —large gasp, has not been breathing since Skrillex...what did he even do. He like, apparated No—apps—no. There's no fire. He didnt apostate. Alright then, teleport. That silently? Yeah, I mean teleportals also are like: —actual teleportal, which is a huge, very not quiet, black hole like vacuum with lots of colors, lots of light— Oh. Well, how did he get in, then? He shifted. “What the fuck is Shiffted!?” The SupaCree and The Skrillex share these commonalities: *S13 (13th power ) —- Dude! I got the key! You got the key, yeah, it's one of these. A bunch of keys in a wheelbarrow. Dude. What. The fuck. I don't know! I just know, she told me the key was on the key ring WHAT keyring dyde?! This is just a wheelbarrow full of KE*T! [wheelbarrow full of ketamine] AHEM. *wheelbarrow full of keys!! (He produces a heavy chain which appears to (not really) link the keys together We...keychain. —Meanwhile— God deletes all the Florida Keys—except for one— _________________________ I will not “go” to the “Skrillex Reddit” Go to that place. No way. We are going to the internet for ONE thing—and one thing only. “We are gonna skate to one song, and one song only. BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA—“ No. One thing. Yes, I thought it was Skrillex. We never go online for Skrillex. Okay. Not even shopping. Alright, let's go. You don't even know what we're going for I hope he hears this She says “I hope he makes it” And by she, I mean me And I've been prayint for a way to try to say this stuff— Spit it out Turn it up— Woah...okay! Okay what? What are you gonna do with all this Skrillex? Uh… …? …Just throw it out. Throw it out!? Yep. Why would you do that? *Shrugs* Don't need it. Don't need it!? Yeah, I just said that. Are you serious? Yes. Throw it out. No way. If you're gonna do that…I'll take it! You want it? W--Fuck yeah! For what? I don't know. I'll think of something. Okay. Yeah? Yeah...whatever. Yes! ...okay….Just--come help me lift this. “The Great Big Book of Skrillex” This...is just an Encyclopedia. ...you bought encyclopedias? I needed them for my library. ...you have a library? It isn't finished yet. It isn't...finished…? Not yet. They're installing the elevator. There's an elevator? Of course there's an elevator; it just doesn't get to the library. Yet. I meant— Come on. What did you do to my house ? Well, after I put the fire out— What fire? The main one. —there were, of course, several smaller fires— What The Hell? And now there's just that one. A fireplace? When did I get a fireplace? Well, I needed an easier way to get in and out. —where does it go? Out the chimney. —wait, did you just say “in and out”? That sounds good. I wish they had a vegetarian menu. French Fries? Uh huh. Is that it? I think so. —Meanwhile— GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR SAUCE. Ohhh, get ketchup. Sorry, we're out of ketchup. Out of ketchup? Yes. Okay, can I just have special sauce then? We are out of sauce. What. Every sauce? All The Sauce. GODDAMMIT DILLON FRANCIS. I hope this isn't like the Skrillex thing. We're still under the limit. Kick it. Obscured by a plume of misty light gray clouds, an entire city is enamoured and mystified by a mysterious force, as The Skrillex lands on earth, from deep space. __ Ah, it's gonna be like this again. “kliptown empyrean” Kliptown with a K-- Ooh, lets move to Korea Town! Wait. (bass) ___ ___ ___ ___ Remember the birds? I remember everything. No, you don't (hey) I remember everything. (Hey) That's great What's this? A wedding ring What's a “wedding ring”? Let me explain. Hey, I just might be a writer Hey, This happens every day-- This makes me crazy. Hey, This is the time and place What is “time”? Let me explain. Hey, This is what being a writer means; It means the typing comes out lyrically and everything is rhythmic; but recitation makes interpretation Different Oh, I get it; It's blank. No names, I'm saying Anyone who wants to say the line can say it, If it makes sense. __ So, you're telling me; I can go anywhere in the world… Yes. Anywhere in the-- Paris. I'm not quite white enough. Nobody cares, it's-- 10 karats. Delicious. No, it's--karats, it's a measurement. Why would you bring melatonin to this event? I have problems sleeping. Why would you fall asleep at a RAVE. Why? I'm still sleeping. I'm still needing attention; Why didn't you just leave me? Just leave me! Just leave! Just-- Adjust. ...have you seen this? What is it? It's a galaxy. No it isn't. It's about to be. No it isn't, it's just-- “Let's blow this popsicle stand” MOM!!! (((WOW))) What happened? I don't know, it just ended. What do you mean “it just ended?” It did, it just-- MOTHERFUCKER! What? Well, here come The Men In Black... and Skrillex. (Ohh, I get it.) ((You should get it, you're the one writing it.)) Oh shit, did you just say Skrillex-- Yeah, Skrillex-- Did someone just say-- DON'T say it again. Please. I gotta go. Go?! Go where? If he's here, i”m late-- Late for WHAT? Your set is in 10 minutes! No, it isn't, it's in 9. (It's Twelve, actually) This isn't it, is it? This is it. Then where's Skrillex? Skrillex? Skrillex!!! GODDAMMIT. S Ū P A Skrillex gives me angina. [SKRILLEX = ANGINA.] I —And vertigo. S Ū P A And now, vertigo— and I only recently found out what that even is. ME I'm so sick of Skrillex MYSELF —Sick of Skrillex— I I hate Skrillex. CUT TO: SKRILLEX SKRILLEX: ...okay, fuck this. S Ū P A C R E S Fuck this motherucker! SKRILLEX; Fuck this job. S Ū P A C R EE I— HATE HIM— SKRILLEX —I hate this. S Ū P A FUCK THIS SHIT. SKRILLEX ...fuck this shit. S Ū P A I AM OUT. [SKRILLEX just leaves.] -!!!- THE END. I love what you did with the tectonic plates. Thanks. And the bubonic plague. Well, you can't just throw poop in the streets. Humans! ___ Skrillex?! Wait, seriously, Skrillex? We have Skrillex. You do?! Of course we do! Don't be ridiculous! Skrillex. Skrillex is ridiculous. Skrillex is ridiculous, yes. ___ Skrillex and Dillon Francis fight for the win, as they battle for their "biggest fan" and vets*bets are placed to see which 'body of work' is completed first. BODY OF WORK. I said. That--that's my entry. So. It doesn't matter, anyway. I've got more scenes. Of course you've got more scenes, it's more cost effective. She's got a sick business model. Oh yeah, where's this 'business model?' It's at your mom's house. (Good, she's very organized) (Yeah, I bet.) (...how much?) -------- Skrillex is ridiculous. Skrillex is ridiculous, yes. ___ Chak Chel, I'm almost done with the list-- Then where are you? I'm...on my way back, I'm just having a little trouble understanding the last thing on the list, it just says - Skrillex-??? Yes. Like...the person? Precisely. ...what do you want me to get from Skrillex? Just go get him. ...and then what? Bring him here. What! His head springs up toward the sky. Looking directly "at God" You want me to bring him to you? I don't think that's a good idea! Of course it's a good idea, Dillon. It's my idea. What the fuck. Don't give me your fucks right now, I don't have time, Dillon. Just go- How am I supposed to explain this? One thing at a time. [She hangs up him; he looks at his phone, scrolled through his contacts, and dials a number.] Hello, you've reached Skrillex; We are reviving more calls than we can answer at this time. Your call is very important- Please hold, and your call will be answered in the order it was received. Soft music begins to play. What the fuck. Your estimated wait time is: One hour and, fifteen minutes. The music resumes. …wow. He places the phone into a holster over the dash and programs his navigation to a location on the map, (Later) >>you had ONE job. I had a lot of jobs, actually--i was even a firefighter, at one point-- ONE JOB. That was a long list! Why do you ask? This man, who is he? SUPACREE has been procrastinating telling SONNY anything about anything; However, Everything is Everything. SUPACREE Listen, Skrillex told me something-- SONNY Skrilllex?! You talked to Skrillex?! Where is he?! SUPACREE Look, I don't know exactly. But it said SONNY It's a “he” SUPACREE ...he said--and I mean like like, really really clearly-- SONNY What'd he say? SUPACREE “I am leaving.” SONNY ...He said that? SUPACREE That's what he told me. SONNY I knew it. SUPACREE Wait, you knew?! SONNY I always knew. ...what part is this? I guess this is the part before we go into that whole backstory? What whole backstory? Which--backstory? How Sonny met Skrillex. Oh! Wait, wha--? THE END ________ J3SŪS Pïzz∆. The Diva SupaCree and the Egomaniac Skrillex are the worst possible combination of people possible. [Note* Because she has gained worldly powers through weath and fame, she has no Spirit magic, making her cosmic creation ability react randomly in heightened states of panic,anger, and tantrums--whuch often result in the uncontrolled (and unexplainable, mostly) accidental shits through time and reality, usually working in her favor, however feeding the fire which continues to consune her soul with the worldly evils of capitalism. A large dark and ominous karmic justification, less of her actions than by her attitude, is set in place to manage her habits, resetting her on the path to saving humanity.] This version of SupaCree is overly confident, sometimes pompous, in love with herself (even in the mirror, as her Omnipotence and awareness grows stronger in the other bodies of her collective conciousness.) Being enabled to do whatever she wants, she begins hosting large scale productions, flaunting other the top and sometimes nonsense "showing-offs" , even going as far as to hire an entire lineup of the worlds Top DJs just to watch her preform, giving 3 VIP tickets away to another concert, where they are escorted from yo her set to preform as spotlight artists, after having insures that they would bomb on stage--beginning as a Rap Battle, where she totes a Golden and rhinestone hammer, which she uses as a prop--but as the cosmic power from within acts with intention the hammer takes on a life of its own, controlled by the telekieisi of the princess through another dimension; after the hammer eliminates the X and Dillon Francis, Pasqualle (actually Dillon Francis) is spotted out in the front row, and ousted as a time unraveling fraud of conciousness, then transforming into a gavel, this beginning the judgement of the above-ground portal of punishment, as it plunges the party goes into dungeons and alternate dimensions as The Diva SuoaCree and The Egotistical Skrillex basically battle to the eventual death of thousands instantly, as they "beat the fuck out if eachother with bass" collapsing the mainstage and sinking through a giant Rabbit Hole as the San Andreas fault line begins the apocolyse as depicted in 2012, Arriving in Hell, creating a second stage inside the Rave Cave Satan Created--where they have the CRAZIEST raves. While the battle between good and evil has officially begun, as the intergalactic space race to locate the planet at the exact right time space, era, and age becomes reckless, creating voids in space, creating a now expanding outward compressing inward collapsing contraction, the Multiverse and it's ever expanding realms are collapsing and colliding as reality shatters, a concept concivable by the extra terrestrials of advanced conciousness and evoked evolution--but it's hell-meets- heaven on earth as portals between worlds, basically, the best, most horrifying lazer light show in history, allowing fictional characters and science fiction to become reality,as worlds collide into one. The humans trapped in a eaveless covid 19 are blissfully ignorant, raving at home--meanwhuke the world, while also fighting a war where literally anything goes and everything is everything, as the laws of physics or any science ever apply. The occult magicians are at an advantage, able to harness the magic of the changing alignments, as the Ascended Masters plans to move the planet, keeping it out of the Global Government pact between the Intergalactic Planetary Waste Management and specifically The United States, as the evil Government--the same that launched the multiple attacks on both the Original Cree, SupaCree and The pSupaCree, still hatching plans within it's branches ran by white suprimisests and cult leaders or religious and prestigious organizations of protected traffickers, drug lords, and other evil rich people who continue to work towards the irreversible, certain and complete death, from which she cannot ressurect. The certain death SupaCree results in a I TOLD you she would be here! No WAY (At Skrillex) Whose that guy? WOOOOOOAAAHHH. ...Did you get it? After this, we're done--right? No more of this sh- Did you get the Laptop? *Sighs* Yeah, man--I…Yeah. It's right here. Good. None of this is "good", okay--this is the total opposite of "good", this is *not* good. It's ruining her life. You agreed. I didn't think it would go this far--I mean--Everything? Everything is Everything. Where is it? ...it's...here. *sets it down on the table* K. Now get out. (He puts his hands up mockingly) yeah dude, I'm out. We're like, good, right--? Like, I don't need anymore bad karma-- Oh, now you wanna be "good" You know what I meant. This is fucked up. She prays for you. Maybe now she'll realize she should be praying *to* me. *Befuddled, over it* Alright dude, good luck with...whatever…Just...Don't call me anymore. When have I ever called you directly? Just don't. He walks away, bursts out of the front doors frustratedly. Leaving the lair, Dillon is snatched, scary kidnapper style. Trying to reach the plug; it goes to voicemail, then immediately recieves a text. Sorry, my schedule's pretty hectic. I got class all day and then I'm going out of town. Ok. Sorry love. Damn...now what am I supposed to...huh Later Guy: well, I don't have any of that here, but what about this? He pulls out a Skrillex (after we are introduced to the dimension where the Skrillex becomes a popular device--but much like a googleflab (from Rick and Morty), it has many ambiguous uses. her eyes light up, as the Skrillex begins to glow. Oh...that…? Does it bother you? ...um… Go ahead. I...uh...I can't. You can't? Well why not? I just don't...really… Skrillex anymore. Why not? Everybody loves Skrillex. ...Yeah. C'mon. Try It Out. (Oh, God.) (('Oh God' WHAT? I'm busy.)) (((Go, quickly, please.))) I think...I think I'll skip that. What, are you trying to be a nun? ...Uh… Angel: you'd be a terrible nun. ...uhhh... Angel 2: shuttup. Hey. No? Suit yourself. It's here if you change your mind. ...Thank... you. The man walks away, and she lets out a slight sigh of relief. Angel: Don't be a pussy! What are you doing here? Angel: Telling you to STFU. I didn't say anything. Angel: SKRILLEX THE FUCK UP. Wow. Angel: Be a man! I'm not. Skrillex! No. Angel No? What's no? Skril--!! Angel 2: shutthefuckup. Thank you. Angel: what?! Angel 2: Ignore him; listen to me. Acceptable. Angel 2: You need Skrillex. Unacceptable. Angel: what, why? What is wr--(ong with you?) Angel 2: shhht! Look, this is important. Who sent you… ? They point "up". You're going to have to be a little more specific than that. Skrillex first, specifics later. Nokay. Both: NOKAY!? I don't--do that anymore. We know, look--just--youre not thinking clearly right now. I need you to focus. Focus how? Janie didn't even pick up the phone, I haven't heard from her all summer. How am I supposed to focus without-- Skrillex. Stop it. No, that's Fisher. Both: Shuttup. No, you Shuttup. Both up you shut the fuck-- ! Say it again. I'm past that part of my life. Technically, your Death. Yes, so let me rest in peace, please, without Skrillex. There is no peace without Skrillex. That makes, the opposite of sense. Just--look--its--You want to finish your project, right? I'll finish it… In this lifetime? Oh, now I'm alive--I thought I was dead. Uh-huh. Since when? Since S-- *flustered* Say it again. Shove it. And tell Satan-- WOAH. Simoltaneously Satan!? Oh please, fuck that guy--! You think we came from Satan? Well, Obviously. Oh, honey… Dude, I'm an angel. I have wings! Of course you do. Like Satan doesn't own Stocks at Red Bull. Christ. (Which one?) ((Jesuses: Not it! Jesus: Aha JINX. You owe me a Piñot Ah, Goddamn. God: WHAT did you just say? Jesuses: NOTHING. Jesus: Jinx! Jesus: Aahh--G--)) Christ is right. You got us confused, honey. We came from the other side. To feed me Skrillex? Uh, false. Begone, demons. You really don't--we're trying to help you. I don't need help. You do need Skrillex. You need Jesus. NOT IT. Angel 2: wait, which one? Now you're gonna have to be more specific. I specifically quit Skrillex. Now, leave me alone. You're not alone-- No, that's Marshmello. Shut. Up. Simoltaneously Stoooooopitttt. Ok fine. I guess I'll just-- Jesus walks in I got a call for 'Christ', and then a second one for "Jesus" did you need-- Jesus! Jesus? Oh, wait-- Jesus? Oh my God. I wouldn't bother her right now, she's kind of busy. Bet. Oh, no thank you. I don't gamble. Addictive personality. Christ. Huh, what? What's up? A beat. They all stand quietly (though Ū is the only one visible to the shop owner, who has returned with Pizza. I got pizza! Nice. Oooh! Jesus: Ah, what? I want some…wait, only she can see us, right? Yeah. Solid. Yo, I want a slice of pizza. What kind is it? Whispering to jesus: I don't know! Shop owner: don't know what? Or, what did you say? I didn't hear you. She awkwardly stares forward speechlessly, overwhelmed by the two angels and Jesus directly behind her. Don't just stand there! Say something. Uh. What uh, what kind...is it? Pineapple,pepperoni, jaleneño. Ew. What the fuck-- And we're from Hell? I know Who's this guy? I don't work for Satan, you work for Satan! Jesus: Grab me a slice homie, if I gotta fight the Devil again, I mean--he doesn't look like Satan, but--you never know these days. Really? Make it two. hah. YOLO. Hah. Just kidding. Shop owner: come get a plate. *he gestures to the Skrillex, which glowingly levitates hovering above the countertop, whirring.* You sure you don't want any of this? That? No. That--uhh--i'll just have Pizza. You sure? Skrillex is great with pizza. It is. Jesus: Awh, what? Skrillex? I love Skrillex. *She squints through her sunglasses* The shop owner hands her a plate, she dishes out two slices, as the angels and Jesus bicker beside her; she stands deflatedly, uncertain of her seemily collapsing reality. She presents the plate towards jesus, who looks up from his argument with the angels, enamoured by the Pizza. Jesus: OoOoh yeahhhh. Sprinkle some Skrillex on it. She looks at the Skrillex, which has now started to vibrate and emit a sparkling silver cloud around it. Shop owner: change your mind? No, I just-- gotta-- The Skrillex starts whirring more loudly. She side eyes it confusidely, and shudders. Are you ok? (Echos, until she hears her own voice, exclaiming--) FLASHBACK: *GASP* ARE YOU OKAY? Her eyes widen. I'll be right back. She turns swiftly towards the bathroom; Jesus and the Angels are waiting, cooly and nonchalantly in front of the bathroom doors. As she shoves a paper plate at Jesus, she swings the bathroom door shut-- Jesus: Didja do the Sprinkles? The angels jump as the door slams. Jesus is unmoved, excited for pizza. The male angel shakes his head with a disgusted look on his face. You're a sick man, Jesus. (As he bites into a slice of pizza) hah. Thats what Pontiius Pilot said. Mmm. In the bathroom, Ū panics as she over thinks, sitting on the toilet hunched to think. She lets out a sigh, and as she looks up, realizes Jesus and the Angels directly in front of her, jesus still quite enjoying his pizza. ...Can I help you? We're here to help you. I didn't call for help. Uh, actually,you called me two times. I mean--not *just*-- Are you eating in the bathroom dude? Agh gross… I'm here to answer your prayers, I didn't know anyone had been listening to mine. ...what, dude, you pray for Pizza? Among other things. If I pray for you to leave, will you leave me alone? Prayers are answered in the order in which they are received. Wait, how many light-years did it take you to ressurect? ...light-years…? What?! Oh dang. She doesn't know. Oh, shit--should I have said "Spoiler Alert"? I feel like that's the least Jesus thing you can ever say. Not quite--and not that it matters. I served my time as Messiah. They didn't believe me, 2,000 years later… Nobody believes. Have you read the Bible? Oh, God. Oh, hardly. Oh, please. Wow, okay. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Can [ Skrillex]? I don't think that's a good idea. What's an idea? What would be the point? There is no point,I just want to. Why? It's not as if you haven't already, over and over. It still sounds good. So good you'd really put yourself through how bad it feels? (Like child birth) ((Like Ego Death)) (((Like, Love)) No, I don't know love. You don't? I know what love is. I know what I feel Emotion is the key… How do you feel? Like I want to listen to… What is your favorite album? Specifically, as it pertains to-- Explaining makes it worse, trying to clarify as if you haven't been thinking about it for at least a minute, suggests you know what I mean. What is a minute? A measurement, increments of seconds--60 makes a second. What is a second? I don't know that measurement. I know it's milliseconds, that make up a second,but they're so shirt, nothing really matters. A seco d is short enough. How short? Longer than an instant, but...that's about it. Well, then--whats an instant? Theoretically speaking, the space between nothing and something. So, an occurance of something? Or rather, as something occurs. What happens in an instant? Anything can happen in an instant. Anything? Anything. Like what? I believe, an instant--would set a point at which something occurs, or becomes an instance. Right here, right now Right here! Right now! --right then. All instances, at different places in time. But an instant means,that it happened quickly. Right here, Take a right--on Thyme. I need thyme Instant Sk-- I don't think this is getting better. I don't see it getting any worse. () He's alive was all that mattered fir a moment, but strangely, really, even as this evolves into an almost unbreable soul sweltering-- Soul-swealtering? Yeah. Why that? Because it's not soul crushing. I know that feeling all too well. It's like a. Wait, you can feel your soul? Ugh, yeah. I would hope so. ...what? Or maybe that's The Reason The Reason (Oh please, I couldn't even listen to it right now if wanted to. ) ((Oh, shit I really want to)) (((What was that, even? A panic attack?)) Something. And that's--why I hate myself so much. This sensitivity inside others don't seems to have. That shit hurt. Hurt how? On so many levels. Levels Avicii. Rock N' Roll Well, there's the Straight Razor you've been asking for--two of them, actually right on top of the Bible. Hey, how's that bible coming along? The one I wrote, started in,or Directed? That's… DEEP. (It isn't, that deep.) Hell? The pain. Okay, that shit is deep. Sometimes, I feel like this… whatever is trapped in this body I hate so much, just needs to fly. It really does hurt now, like all the time--sometimes is not as bad--like that panic attack, or a hyperventilation-- Okay, I need to Skrillex. Need? Need? Or, want? At this point, both, think? Why? Because if anything I intentionally set myself spinning was getting to the end of this endless River of-- Elysian Park. The lovers. Pink floyd. Chak Chel's tree. And the animated movie, where Chak Chel was just a "retard, maybe? I don't know" or something dragged along by her brothers who just wanted to party, but end up accidently leaving her and she just keeps time traveling using her magic of nature through water and eventually meeting with The Skrillex when the thing was just a tiny thing that whirred around repeating things and making certain sounds no one would hear for--wait which human era, or where is the thing that came from the Dimisionb where the SuoaCree and Skrillex on the mantle, or the dresser of the Scientist or something who invented these two intricate pieces of alien technology, so artfully and intricately desiged and allinged neatly by the window, where The Skrillex was still sleeping and he didn't even see The SupaCree leaving, alternately it was SupaCree who slept while The Skrillex crept out of the window, gettinng swept up by the giant thing I haven't really even seen, cause it's so big, so big that people just say "wait what is that thing" as it just sweeps the galaxy collecting all these interesting anomolies in space it's LSDream's infinitely expanding vast of bigger-than-a-planet massive thing repeats the phrases from the renegades of light while both expanding and colliding space in time and music side by side and while Bampheramphs and Psychonaughts like Dorothy all collide with other psychedelic fictions of our time which, by the way reminded by the way the Raven's like a writing desk, cause RAven's helping write is and The spider is the plug, a bug and chArlotte lost her mind when in somewhere around Christmas time I sang to silver bells and the vibrations aligned as only time would tell my that I still like to harmonise, and I remember when my cousins in the car who couldn't hear the harmony when we would sing to bars of gospel music, people like to spend their time in bars but I'd just rather look at shooting stars, and stars inside the eyes of drunken stars as I fly, a shooting star as I was stricken by a guy whose name which I refuse to write, but I'd excersise in time with an album that I like, or rather that I love and that's just what it is, I love the man no matter what but wonder what he thinks of someone so fucked up that has nothing someone who has and does everything genius mind mastering magic of music in the least, but I think I just might be obsessed with this celebrity; apparently however, everytime I close my eyes, to pray or meditate, or enter dreams, or take a trip eating anything, actually--just when I do anything it's Sorry Sorry Sorry just forgive me for being me, that's the album that I planned to do one day cause r can double as an n, I've said the n word 37 times, at least I don't know why that number but I hope I just don't have to be this stupid Dillon Francis fan who writes about the stupid things that nobody really watches DJs like I do, but I do cause I used to want to am a I might be a superstar DJ, like I need to be my DJS favorite DJ and the truth detector reads the truth when Supacree finally obliges the bad guys who keep asking who the TimeKeeper who holds the key and I guess that's right on time, as perfect timing binds the Triverse that she is together in the never ending, she'll just keep on searching for her buddy, or her best friend, or her hubby, whatever's possible possibly anything as magic brings about the rounds of tragedy collapsing fabrics planets lands and galaxies, dimensions where ascended Masters have to lead the good to defeat evil, SupaCree reset the balance as she laughs with Dillon Francis and she leaves The Skrillex stranded a galaxy with Sonny, as she sees it, cause she doesn't see--its easier that way, but out of mind he cannot be as she's combined with her devine a d has omnopitient exsistance as she visits with the people of her planet in a distant galaxy after the Apocolyltiic shit that just collapsed and vanish just begins, an intermission and an interview session where suggestions of the clips and flashbacks give the population of the planet, none of which are racist, having given all the bad away to Satan, which is fake because she made it up And nothing isn't nothing, Jimmy Fallon fucking loves it cause it's just a peaceful place where no one else can bother him and now it all makes sense, but it isn't the end because it's infinite, like infinite like "isn't this just a about one thing?" But everything happened in an instant, so the clips could go in any order, or we just delete it--bht she can't delete the Skrillex and she hyperventilates as she remembera something makes something makes something happen if you just change your perception to it had to be a positive then lost as fuck is really on the way to "here it is" and "where is skrillex" is the significance of what it is to be significant...it's intricately vivid and colorful, these visions, it's been just a year right now but Ive been learning from somewhere that an instant here is eternities in other places I have reached And "what did getter do?" Is being answered in the frequencies and I don't really care, I'd rather die then live inside a world that doesn't think a damned creating new things all the time but finds attractive pictures in a screen and scrolls and scrolls to like it and he just might cheat if she looks just like her profile right, but does she ever--all the filters for the catfish, tastes like dirt and nothing's worth it if I work this hArd to barely be an urchen on the giant animal, whatever urgens like to pasaste And I am just a person on the other side of paradice I go through all these places on the westside where I've died a thousand times, I don't know why I like it, that's just my life and I like to like my life, but life's expensive when it's nice and I could write all this and never get attention which is fine but I am writing this and never making money, that ain't right I don't really like the money, I just wanna sleep in side. I don't really hate my country, but I'm a vet that died because I said I'd run for president and someone in the white supremacy movement tried to have me killed not once or twice, but by the time I finally tried myself, they didn't even try to pump mys stomach in the white run republican undiscovered bleeding heart, the state that I was born in, which THe Skrillex digs in record time to find Chak Chel inside the SupaCree and then it flies away as Cree before the supaCree cries as she tried to figure out the how and why the mother ship is on the other side And she can her someome tell her to get inside and wonders how the song sounds like a skrillex set, like he was playing live inside her bluetooth set as she just tries to find it, cause it was her spofity, but sounds like all these sounds from guys that she admires dropping bass in side her mind and he was wasted, more than wasted, more than wasted at the time after she died and he was thrown into the world that did collide, the bird that really liked the boy who shot her and the microscope the scientist is eyeing is the scene in black and white and all this writing might be nothing like the points in any time where I'm just running on like raven does, and satalites find wall e and the SupaCree while dancing And I hate the way I just hate the way I can't get it all the way organized and how would I send it to Dillon or skrillex and what if I did this and get no response not a miniscule anything to the time that I put in the time that I wasted if I'm rally just in a life where my punishment is seeing someone die by my side a thousand times and writing everything I've seen while taking time talking to God and asking just to skate his life, while I've been pleading with the devil that he trade his death for mine and I become a tye died crypt keeper with diamonds on her sythe and I'm a psycho psychic psy-something oh wait, I like psy , but I remember blasting Skrillex out my window in the night the northern lights would dance and sing as I left my volume high in 825 where I was writing things for tv screens just leaving fiending for a cigarette and I get frostbite cause I cannot buy the gloves I need, or food to eat or anything at any time, I give my life to guys like Sketti and see Dammit all the time, and I never even got to tell Feysha fucking bye but just decided I'd leave dubstep on, which no one really liked it's like 09 or something, I don't know, it was another life, the title song I'd write to Vibrate but I didn't know the vibe just might be high enough from playing bass beside the northern lights for universal occurances or the torture that this is for everything I wish to be eventually granted either by death, or by snu snu, I refuse to live through poverty when all of me died in that room where the car where the place that the time where my daughter and son died. I haven't been write ever since. The pain to work another job I hate, not worth it, to stay chained to the ex who made me hate my entire being, because everything was my fault and my fault and my fault and my mom the default resulting in the revolting ball of all the ugly bodies in the world that's just this damaged sack of whatever road I'm on, but it won't be long, now, the monkey said and the monkeys dead and the monkey is me, if the white supremacy guys talking rught--or I'm an idol that might have the thing the world needs, but it can't see cause people have eyes and I just have love in my love and my love is my art is my I just can't get off this rollercoaster ride Scatta I died . But Choppa burned down the whole ride, I only got to ride it once, but it's fine--if he's been in hell since the time of the album where I liked to fly on the luggage carts flying as I'd do a job I didn't like But that was back when I was fine with making nothing for my time Now I'm either making someone that I really really like Or I'm dying, I would love to live If I could live inside. Satan runs my mother from the other side but I am really just my mother, who can also travel time. How'd I do that Oh, I remember thinking that it might be funny to have actor Jallel White arrive in cameos as-- Fuck this. Oh right, the roomba in the room that just Honey, come home please--we are worried about you. Heaven has been calling for while now. Maybe the dimension this makes sense in is in the next realm. That's just it. There is no knowing. I'm starting to get a clearer picture of it. You said the vision was vivid. Which Vision, most Visions are vivid. This is just inside your head. It's all in my head. Occult Classic. Nice. $40 for a long sleeve. You would wear it. I would buy it if I didn't have my pride and $40 I'll apply to something else. Like flying back to the town you said you'd burn down and your ex denies but threatened that the gang he's in will kill you-- That's what you'd like, right? Death, just as long as I die. It can't be suicide, the sin that left me punishing and writing sides for Dillon Skrillex Roiland That's a glib glob So am I. The longest drive that never was, was just hallucinations, right? And Chak Chel's sweat lodge before you found the rock where all the butterflies TH3 D3VILS D3N A deal with the Devil turns into a wild goose chase through Hell, after 'ASCENSION' CROSSOVER: The Ascended Masters SunnÏ Blū Saga Soundtrack: It Father Said,Skrillex 12th Planet Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Much Ado About Sunnï Blū Something Sunnï This Way Comes The Suite Life of Sunnï Blū I don't have any love left Just bitterness See to this, Hear to this This infinite pit I live in is just Limitless, It's endless shit I should just end it I should just end it I should just end it Isn't it time we get rid of this planet Animal magnetism It ends in headonistic and satanic Black magic rituals Marilyn, you fool I see right through you Evil eyes, and all the lies Never nice,. I won't supply you with the times Miss, miss Ms. Mrs. Marilyn Moore, maybe Oh, poor me, I see That'll be the day I bleed That'll be the day I bleed That'll be the day I bleed Into the sink Or into the sea Whatever suits me You just do what you want with your body Do whatever you want with my body, When I leave it, If it's not me It's not any concious being I'm just being honest, if Honesty is the best policy And polished lips is all I see Inheritance is all it means to be free If you inherit anything, You're better off than me If you can catch a man Without a personality Just hang me loosely from a noose Upon my very favorite tree Just tie the noose around my neck Display for everyone to see Just tie the noose around my neck The best of UCLA breeds The fallen angels, wicked saints Tainted flesh, Late postmates, Mistakes and meth to make the grade My love is fading Live is faded Love is blind and Love is jaded Close my eyes, though they are shaded Those remind me of a love I wish I hated I wish I hated him I wish I dated more I wish my name was Moore But Mrs. closed the door Evil sacred magic spells A tainted, bloody wishing well Well, my friends I wish you well If I could damn myself to hell I have I never left this place. The Beginning of The End of The Infinite Skrillifiles. I thought it was infi-- “The Blue Eyed Skrillex” It was weird. Sonny's unborn son travels back from his future and winds up in a... What does he want? To go back, I'm assuming. This scene? Is it written? It might be. How's this? Don't do this. I have to. ___ Oh YES—we were tie dying! Oh shit, now I remember. ___ DR Ya'll. Skrillex is an alien. OWSLA We know this. DR No, I mean-- like, for real. OWSLA Yeah. He is. Wait, Doctor WHO? Exactly. “DOCTOR WHOWSLA” (Lame.) EVERYONE We already knew that. DR No. But I mean, on some real shit-- OWSLA WE KNOW DUDE. Oh. [THE SKRILLEX (A Giant Alien Spacecraft) is Unveiled] What in the fuck sauce. [Siri Plays Duck Sauce] No, Siri--Okay, you know what? I'm not even mad. I love this. [Mini Dance Break-- Suddenly the Skrillex is activated by th--] Ohhh, I get it. Because, remember, it runs on-- Yassssss!!!! What the-- WOAH. What just happened? How'd you do that? I did not! Yes you did! It wasn't me! THE SKRILLEX: IT WAS U. Oh My God. What the fuck! This is crazy! I KNOW DUDE-- Are we terrified or astounded?! I AM SKRILLEX. AHHHH! PORQUE NO LAS DOS? THE SKRILLEX PLAYS ‘PORQUE NO LAS DOS, BY SUPACREE What is this? I love it. [Miniature Dance Break, even amidst the chaos Wait... I wrote this song. Wait--you did? This is you! Damn. That's fire. This is hot. You wrote this? Yeah, but...in the future. Wait, I thought there is no future. There has to be, Skrillex is in it. I AM SKRILLEX. Apparently, this is him. No it isn't! It is him. It has to be. But it isn't. It's him, he's just screwing with it. Who is this kid? What is she even doing here with us? She's going to help us find him. Close...but no. What do you mean? We've had several hundred experts listen-- There are several hundred ‘experts' in Skrillex. Several Thousands, more precisely, in this specific field of study, mind you. I do mind. This is a very serious matter, miss. Over it. I beg your pardon? Mind Over...Nevermind. But I do. *shrugs* Hm. The Audiobook Part II A funny series of chapters, if you can get through the burning tears of heartbreak. (Recorded January 2021) *Trigger Warning* Disclaimer: Sometimes, the truth hurts. Don't Kill Yourself. -LEAKY SPOILER BELOW- The Infinite Fandoms Are Watching Via Interdimensional Cable in Real-Time Live Action. SONNY/ SKRILLEX It wasn't me. SUPACREE Okay, Shaggy. (What the fuck is that supposed to mean?) ((All the DJ's will get it.)) SUPACREE So I guess this is not your sweater. SONNY/ SKRILLEX (Squints, guiltily lying.) No…. SUPACREE Oh, ffftt-- reat. I was only holding onto it because I thought it was yours, and actually gave a whole fuck about it. My mistake, fuck. SONNY/SKRILLEX ...right. SUPACREE So you don't mind if I just... burn it, right--? SONNY/SKRILLEX You wouldn't do that… SUPACREE Um, I might-- SONNY/SKRILLEX DON'T-- SUPACREE Don't what? Light this--not your--but completely random--sweater on FIRE? What might that do? [She flicks the bic.] SONNY/SKRILLEX STOP! SUPACREE Oh. Why Sonny? (Woah, how are these two on a first name basis?) (I told you he did it.) CUT TO: Jesus and his angels also really enjoy watching this show. Jesus has been on extended vacation for quite some time; He lounges carelessly, snacking on pizza in a cloudy, albeit, smoke-filled paradise. Two of his favorite Angels occasionally accompany him, carrying out tasks throughout the inner dimensions. JESUS Ohhhooo, Christ, I knew it. ANGEL 1 He is fucked. JESUS He's been fucked, now he's just done for. CUT BACK TO: SUPACREE Is this your sweater? SONNY/SKRILLEX (Guilty) ...it might be… SUPACREE I know it's your sweater, asshole! SONNY/SKRILLEX Ow! Okay! Fuck! [The BODYGUARD steps in.] CUT TO: Most DJs have interdimensional cable, and take guilty pleasure in watching the series unfold, sometimes working themselves to manipulate circumstances in the favor of the desired outcome. DILLON FRANCIS Oh, this Is getting W E I R D. ALLISON WONDERLAND It was always weird, now it's getting good. DEADMAU5 He is so fucked-- CUT BACK TO: BODYGUARD Hey,watch it! SUPACREE (To Bodyguard) Watch It? You watch it motherfucker! [The BODYGUARD steps back cautiously.] SUPACREE (CONT'D) My bodyguard will eat your bodyguard and--!! BODYGUARD Oh man…. FOUR TET Is that really your sweater? SONNY/SKRILLEX ...yeah… CUT TO: FANDOM How did she get his sweater!? CUT BACK TO: FOURTET Dude! How did she get your sweater? ON INTERDIMENSIONAL TV: How did she get his sweater?!!! SONNY/SKRILLEX I don't know… (I know how) SUPACREE Yeah Sonny, how did I get your sweater??? How did I do that? SONNY/SKRILLEX I--don't know! You probably stole it from my house! SUPACREE I don't even know where your house is! SONNY/SKRILLEX Google knows where my house is! SUPACREE GOOGLE KNOWS WHERE EVERYONE'S HOUSE IS. FAN She has a point. In the reality where it's a live-action, realtime gameshow: {DING} HOST A POINT! SONNY/SKRILLEX WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? SUPACREE OK, RIHANNA. {DING} HOST ANOTHER POINT! CUT TO: ARMIN VAN BUREN is watching in literally every-possible infinite dimension, via a multitude of flatscreens, within his megaship. ARMIN Damn. CUT BACK TO: SONNY/SKRILLEX Your references are outdated. SUPACREE Well so are you. Here. [She tosses his sweater at him.] DILLON FRANCIS (Leaping up, distrubed) What is she doing?! DEADMAU5 (Sipping soda smugly through a straw.) Woah, she loves that thing. SONNY/SKRILLEX What? I--I don't want it---keep it. SUPACREE I don't want it. Take it back. SONNY/SKRILLEX No! SUPACREE Okay! [She flicks the Bic, Lighting the Sleeve On Fire] SONNY/SKRILLEX. Are you STUPID? SUPACREE No, worse; I'm SKRILLEX. {DING} HOST THATS A POINT! Well, That's III. CUT TO: ALICIA KEYS is a guest star on one of the infinite television shows in which this takes place; She reprises her classic song on stage in front of a live studio audience, as the events are projected on megascreens behind her. ALICIA KEYS This girl is on FIRE!!! SUPACREE So's that sweater, isn't that significant, or something? SONNY/SKRILLEX Oh, shit--yeah--Hey-- [Emptiness] Then: A Portal Opens. The Audiobook Part III Copyright Protected by Writers Guild of America, West ‘Thieo' makes his final wish (for his truest and everlasting love) to his appointed Acceded Sorcerer; but there are trials he must endure and obstacles to be met before his wish come true— C'Esmett— A warrior princess raised to rule is on the brink of going rouge, after she is betrayed by her betrothed —her calling to become queen is imminent; yet she must overcome boundaries set by tradition, facing the powers-that-be to strengthen and master her own. Her ancient knowledge, ascended sorcery, and intrinsic healing mysticism— amongst other gifts of nature (a seer, fortune of truths; being of light) Into The Future A Divine Psychic's Reaffirmations of The Reflective Premonitions from A Life Lived Infinitely There's no doubt that I have been unbreakably and unbearably tied to the future which I once foresaw, and still oftentimes do with the reminders of each lucid love once set in place as a code, a language spoken between those of us in this realm, and those ascended beyond the duty of this existence. Though names continue to blur and confuse the true presence of either's auras. I've come to believe almost to a point of knowing the connection between myself, Dillon Francis, and Sonny Moore—Respectively and as a conglomerate the latter mentioned a fluid and translucent reflection of myself in every sense that all he is up to this point is all of what I am, and also am not. Though careless now in my regards to that of what may actually happen behind this point, there are broad visions of certainty pertaining to the realm of infinity, with the extended knowledge of what has already, and what will happen, if allowed to be so. Still, careless in the overall outcome, I can only help to wonder which circumstances I have received not in the energetic form of thought or imagination, but in the broad and astral cosmic visions of what lie ahead, as I have finally come to gracefully l accept and respect my very psychic sensibilities. Annie's just another body Men like bodies I'm just another heart, but Men like bodies We are both broken, but Men like broken bodies Broken hearts are just Impossible responsibilities Irresponsible possibilities I'm not Annie I'm not Claire, Not Marilyn Not Supacree Not Skrillex...or, Sonny Not anybody that has to be Something or anything For anybody's anything I'm nothing nothing Nothing nothing Nothing nothing Nothing nothing Sorry I'm Amy My baby, he Drops the album, goes on tour I'm crying on the kitchen floor But I'll be at the bottom Of every bottle In the eyes of every model In the smile of every dancer Behind every mirror Today and tomorrow All this impossible Irresponsible, improbable Honorary God-awkward Opera of songs is Converted to a catalogue I'm sorry I bothered Don't knock, if Opportunity comes, Just rocket. The Audiobook Part IV [Scary Monsters and SupaCree] A Living Lion; The eyes inside, I smiled, declined to act on impulse He'll admit, She's less complex, cause she's basic Everthemore complacent, blatantly lazy-- and crazy adorable. Whatmore could any man want? Whatmore could any man need? Whatmore could any man have; But the best friend who needed therapy, Several Plastic surgeries, A fading glass menagerie-- If she knew what that means. (Basically, they're both nobodies.) ‘What on God's awful green earth makes you think I would ever want anything to do with either of you two Losers? Beggars can't be choosers. His plan B was Annie; But she was never like me Enough to be Happy with Sonny; Let alone anybody. What is happening? Do you have an explanation of what's happening to me. Every realm of reality and possibility. This is infinity. What is this all supposed to mean to me? You can see everything and nothing; You can be anything. So what would that mean? What does it mean to you? That Love is Love, then. I've been half of a wide-open bleeding heart, Since the Goddamn start of it. He started it, Or someone did I didn't ever ask for it I was only ever always on the dancefloor when it mattered. I was always looking past him, but not ever looking at him. It was always just at random, but i'd never thought to ask him A question, Or to greet him-- I just. Adjust. They're watching us, from above. Adjust. They just don't trust us. Adjust. Look what we've done, look what we've done to the planet that gave us all the light that we come from. Look, there. It appears to be ‘shimmering' What exactly is happening? The entirety of its surface is Auquous. Oceana. If i learn all the planets, In the everlasting galaxies-- And learn how to explore it… I just might get to Skrillex. I might fully need a Xanex bar if I ever see this kid in person. He's olden than you. By like, a minute. Still. I mean, really. I don't think this is ever going to work. It might not work, I mean-- What? If you had to actually-- Oh God, no; I'd be far too nervous. So what are you going to do when it comes time for festival season? Run. Hide. Run + Hide. Fight or Flight; A Natural Response to Skrillex There is no natural response to Skrillex, because it's unnatural. Be civil. I am I ‘m trying to figure out how to protect this species. Oh now, you're acting as if he's not human Of course he is. But i'm not. Of course. All it is, is science, a bit of misunderstanding. Experimental sorcery, possible exploitation. I'm not exploiting Skrillex. No, he's exploiting YOU. No. Wake the fuck up. No. (Stop repeating yourself) Wake up; you're being manipulated. By Skrillex? Cool. By whatever's manipulating Skrillex. Alright. Alright? You're part of a machine. So? “SO?” You're this comfortable having given your soul up to the devil. I haven't done that.

Celé epizody včetně videa a bonusové části najdeš na www.herohero.co/vyhonitdabla Náš MERCH najdeš na našem Instagramu -> Instagram: @vyhonit.dabla Víte, co je to vasektomie? My už jo, konečně. Od kolika ji můžeme mít? Je vratná? Je spolehlivá? Bolí to? Jaká byla Honzova cesta k ní a s ní? Praskají mu koule? Má teď nějaký ejakulát? Jak Honzovo rozhodnutí ovlivnil náš podcast? Jaký je rozdíl mezi vasektomií a kastrací? Je to odpověď na zákaz potratů? Ufff. Probrali jsme všechno. O tom všem se bavíme v nejnovější epizodě o vasektomii a (historickém šermu). Varování před citlivým obsahem: krev, operace Naší knihu “Vyhonit ďábla” koupíš zde: https://www.luxor.cz/product/vyhonit-dabla-zbo000439474 Pořad pro iVysílání ČT “Na záchodcích” zkoukni: https://www.ceskatelevize.cz/porady/14191464239-na-zachodcich/ Sleduj nás Instagram: @vyhonit.dabla TikTok: @vyhonitdabla

Ufff, está hermosa mujer es un fuego

Życie towarzyskie to rodzaj aktywności, na którą mamy wpływ, ale nie całkowity. Czasem wspaniałe spotkania wydarzają się znienacka, w miejscach nieoczekiwanych, z powodów - totalnie nieoczywistych. I krótka pogawędka w ruinach - odpala wyobraźnię, wyjaśnia scenografię, a do tego pozostawia wrażenie niezwykłości. Tak, to jest mały towarzyski cud i może wydarzyć się w każdej chwili. Masz w sobie tę gotowość i czujność....? Bohaterką tego spotkania jest Pani Cecylia, chodząca sama, o zmierzchu po zapuszczonych ruinach i jeszcze bardziej zapuszczonym wielkim dworskim parku pod Krynkami (Podlasie). Gdzie to jest? Ach....na zachód od rzeczki Nietupy, nad wpływającym do niej strumieniem, przy lokalnej drodze łączącej wsie Ciumicze i Sanniki, na terenie łagodnie opadającym ku południowi do strumienia, w sąsiedztwie istniejącej od XVI w. II połowy XIX w. wsi Żylicze Wielkie, a nieopodal wsi Żylicze Nowe (zwanej również Odźwiernikami) Ufff. Warto tu zajrzeć ;) ps. Tam, gdzie staliśmy, rozmawiając - akurat nie było karczmy. Karczmami Krynki stały w dawnych czasach! Nie zostało z tego w zasadzie nic, ale od czego jest wyobraźnia ?! *** kawa , która nie rujnuje zdrowia https://buycoffee.to/dziennik.zmian *** efekty https://freesound.org muz; https://www.purple-planet.com/tracks/cobwebbed

Imagina que soy tu mujer y te pido en esta historia sexual que te folles a mi hermana.Ufff, solo de pensarlo me pongo a mil!! Estos relatos estan hechos en audio para tocarte donde mas te guste...✅Sigue este podcast porno y escucha audio relatos eróticos desde donde cuando quieras...Un podcast de sexualidad para tocarse estando sol@o en compañía...escuchando gemidos de orgasmos reales que te llevarán al placer máximo.

Bu video 11/12/2016 tarihinde yayınlanan " KALBE OKLAR SAPLANIRKEN" isimli bamtelinden alınmıştır. Tamamı burada: https://www.herkul.org/bamteli/bamtel... Gerçek sabır, hâdisenin şoku yaşandığı ânda olandır!..” Ben çoğu arkadaşımızdan onu duydum; “O vermişti, O aldı; Allah'a binlerce hamd u senalar olsun!” falan dediler. Bu açıdan da ilk defa aklımıza geldiğinde, o zaman sabretmek düşüyor. Nitekim İnsanlığın İftihar Tablosu (sallallâhu aleyhi ve sellem) إِنَّمَا الصَّبْرُ عِنْدَ الصَّدْمَةِ الأُولَى “Sabır, hâdisenin şoku yaşandığı ândadır!” buyuruyor. İğneyi batırdıkları zaman, dişini sıkacak, “Ufff!” demeyeceksin. Hani Urve b. Zübeyr hazretlerinin menkıbesinde anlatılır ya!.. Urve b. Zübeyr, oğlu Muhammed ile beraber Velid b. Abdilmelik'i ziyaret maksadıyla Şam'a gitmişti. Oğlu Muhammed atların bulunduğu yere girmiş, bir atın tekme vurmasıyla orada vefât etmişti. Az bir zaman sonra İmam'ın ayağında bir yara çıkmış, Velid'in doktorları ayağın kangren olduğunu, bunun ancak kesilmekle tedavi olabileceğini, yoksa bütün vücudu kaybetme ihtimalinin bulunduğunu söylemişlerdi. İmam ayağının kesilmesini kabul edince, doktorlar ameliyat için devrin şartlarına göre narkoz mahiyetinde uyuşturucu vermek istemişlerdi. Fakat İmam, onu kabul etmemiş; şuurunun muvakkaten de olsa izale edilmesini katiyen uygun görmemişti. Doktorlara “Siz böylece vazifenizi yapınız!” diyerek hazır olduğunu bildirmişti. Doktorlar kendisini bağlamak isteyince, “Herhangi bir harekette bulunmayacağım, endişe etmeyiniz.” deyip başlayın işareti yapmıştı. Doktorlar, kemiği testere ile kesmeye başlayınca İmam'ın Allah'ı zikre daldığını görmüşlerdi. Buna taaccüp eden doktorlar, kestikleri ayağı, kızgın yağa daldırıp yaktıkları zaman İmam'a küçük bir baygınlık gelmiş, uyanır uyanmaz yüzünün terini silerek şu mealdeki âyeti okumuştu: “… Gerçekten bu seyahatimizde epey yorgun düştük.” (Kehf, 18/62). Kesilen ayağı kendisine gösterilince de şu sözü söylemişti: “Beni senin üzerinde yürüten Zât'a yemin ederim ki, seninle hiç harama yürümedim.” Urve bin Zübeyr, o seferden sonra hep şöyle hamd edermiş: “Allahım! Sen bana yedi oğul verdin, birisini alsan da altısını bana bıraktın; bana dört âzâ verdin birisini aldın ama üçünü bana bıraktın. Sana hamd ü sena ederim!” Evet, hâdisenin şoku yaşandığı ân, dişini sıkıp sabretmek…

Work, work, work, work, work...ni ni nini ni ni ni nin niiii! Ufff...beeen there? The good news is you DON'T have to stay there and there are some quick things to try on and see if that doesn't change completely how you feel. Ready for a refreshing? Tune into Spirit Real Talk today! Be a blessing! Subscribe and share Spirit-Filled Real Talk on Spotify or Apple Podcasts! No more waiting, subscribe, rate it and leave a comment to receive a FREE gift.  Once you've done this, visit julianapage.com/podcast to claim your "Free Gift!"

UFFF esta mega poderoso este episodio, hoy te quiero invitar a vivir tu vida desde un lugar de más ligereza donde no tienes que convencerte de nada, desde un lugar donde todo fluye. Por que SÍ ES POSIBLE PARA TI. les amo, Andy

Las lecturas del domingo de ramos nos han invitado a reflexionar sobre la traición, y no sólo la traición de Jesús, sino cómo nosotros hemos vivido las traiciones en nuestra vida. ¿Hemos perdonado a la o las personas que nos han traicionado? ¿Hemos podido ser compasivos? ¿Hemos podido ser honestos con nosotros mismos y vivir este proceso y reconocer nuestras emociones y ser sanados y transformados? Ufff! sin duda es un tema complejo, pero si lo escuchamos con el corazón, sin duda seremos resucitados.

Las lecturas del domingo de ramos nos han invitado a reflexionar sobre la traición, y no sólo la traición de Jesús, sino cómo nosotros hemos vivido las traiciones en nuestra vida. ¿Hemos perdonado a la o las personas que nos han traicionado? ¿Hemos podido ser compasivos? ¿Hemos podido ser honestos con nosotros mismos y vivir este proceso y reconocer nuestras emociones y ser sanados y transformados? Ufff! sin duda es un tema complejo, pero si lo escuchamos con el corazón, sin duda seremos resucitados.

Why you should never say Ufff to your parents Abu Bakr Zoud

Ufff dude bastante en si publicar este episodio, pero nada aqui esta. Tema complicado y doloroso para mi cuando comencé a cortar relación con ciertas personas. Espero les guste.

¿Recuerdas cómo fue tu primer #beso y con quién? ¡Cómo olvidaaarlo! Después pueden venir muchos más, pero esa primera reacción que se siente en tooodo el cuerpo ¡no se olvida! Este Jueves de Lety & Ash hablamos de lo que sentimos cuando dimos nuestro #primerbeso, nuestros #besos favoritos y todo lo que un beso nos puede decir sin necesidad de usar palabras. ¡Ufff! ¡Nos encantan!Queremos leer cómo fue su primer beso pero... ¡descríbanlo a detalle! ¿Quién empieza? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Primer podcast… si, si, siiiiiiiiiii. Un millón de críticas, calidad de audio (a la que te criaste). Pero ABSOLUTAMENTE TODA LA VOLUNTAD! Hoy te voy a exponer… a vos, si… a vos. Leíste el título? Ufff que tremendo! No? Yo mi peor enemigo? No me crees? Bue escúchate este podcast 100% real no fake. Y después me decís que pensas.

All these years thinking that life is all about doing, doing and doing more. Ufff, exhausting, demanding, overwhelming and yes, even self-defeating. The more we do, the more we think we have to do, and in the midst of ALL ‘Doing', we tend to forget about ‘Being'. Join me in today's episode where we explore the possibilities of BEing. Interested on learning how to live your days a little less HARD...Join "Introduction to Mindfulness" workshop ~ https://www.subscribepage.com/intro-to-mindfulness Follow me on Instagram ~ https://www.instagram.com/jessicazayas.coach/ If you have been thinking about what can you do to begin to take ownership, direction, and perhaps meaning to your life, send me a message here, and we can chat about the possibilities to begin to take massive action today ~ https://web.voxer.com/contacts Sending you a virtual hug, stay safe, lovable and grounded. Remember I'm just a DM away!! Jess.

Hoy tenemos de invitados a dos personas. Uno ya lo tuvimos anteriormente y rompió con la mayor cantidad de vistas en uno de nuestros podcasts. El otro es un artista y compositor de Ponce, Puerto Rico, que me atrevo a decir que es una de las próximas estrellas más grandes de la música latina. Tiene 9.4k seguidores en IG, 3.2k en Youtube, ha colaborado con artistas como KRZ, Brray, Rafa Pabön y Rauw alejandro, y su último tema UFFF está rompiendo con 174k views! Combete, fuerte aplauso para Idelectrox y KINGZY!!

UFFF!! Como saber algunas de las precauciones en una relación, bueno para que te des una idea te dejamos con este episodio interesante no lo sabemos todo pero si tenemos experiencias y anécdotas sobre el tema. Daniella comparte sobre su noviazgo, mientras Luis gasta billete en un cita que no valió la pena. Mientras a Ruben la amiga le paga la cuenta. Siguenos en instagram @NoMuyHoly --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/luis-guerrero14/message

Si has llegado al punto en que ya no encuentras que comer pq todo te cae, todo te estriñe, tienes hambre pero de solo pensar en comer te da ansiedad pq ya no soportar sentir el estómago hinchado. Ufff te entiendo perfectamente pq yo estuve en esa situación muchas veces.  El tema de la comida me tenía super confundida. Me costó mucho tiempo de investigación y experimentación el llegar al punto donde estoy ahora donde me siento mucho más cómoda con mi alimentación pq ya conozco mi cuerpo y se exactamente lo que tengo que hacer para sentirme mejor.  Así que si ya no sabes qué comer para que finalmente puedas ir al baño y liberarte del estreñimiento, no te preocupes que este episodio es para ti. Gracias por regar la voz sobre La Buena Digestión. Déjame saber qué temas te interesan, cuéntame tus experiencias digestivas. Me encantaría saber de ti. Me puedes escribir a mi email labuenadigestionpodcast@gmail.com. Te dejo el enlace en las notas del programa.  Nos vemos en la próxima. Bye 

Roomies!!! Bienvenidos a su lunes de entretenimiento gratuito y familiar de cada semana... Estamos muy contentos por todos los mensajes de amor que nos han mandado con este proyecto que esperamos que disfruten mucho y que poquito a poquito nuestra familia se vaya haciendo mas grande. El tema de hoy es La música. Ufff!! En esta primera parte, les compartimos lo que nos gusta escuchar en diferentes ámbitos de nuestra vida, Carretereando, Bañándonos, en la hora de la caricia, para recordar cosas, para ponernos alegres, cuando nos da la depre o claaaaro que por supuesto para echar el huateque con la amistad. Gracias por escucharnos y por haber llegado hasta aquí, no olvides seguirnos en redes sociales como @kikebienparado y @javiervillalvazo para mandarnos tu playlist favorita, sugerencias de rolas o simplemente para mandar un Holikease. Ya tenemos grupo de Facebook para que se suelte la memiza, así que córrele y encuéntranos como Entre Roomies Podcast. Si no tienes a dónde ir, pásale, aquí siempre cabes.

我想要和大家分享一段录音，来自西班牙巴塞罗那的Nuria，在我的节目中被问到这个问题：If you only had one year to live, what would you do?如果你只剩下一年可以活，你会做什么？英文原稿:Hello, you're listening to Fly with Lily, I'm your new friend, Nuria, I'm from Barcelona, I'm a human resources manager. I'm in Barcelona because I live in Barcelona. Today, I got a question from Lily. If I only had one year to live, what would I do? Ufff, I would sell my house, and with the money go around the world first. Maybe to Argentina, Tierra de Fuego, em, to go to Alaska, and go to Japan as well, and Australia, well, EVERYWHERE!!! Go to see the Blue... I don't know that in English! Go to Africa to see the ram dance. Then, I would spend 6 months doing that. I would go back to Barcelona, learn how to play piano in one month! (Laugh) Write and write and write, the last three months I would spend with my people, I would make a big party. It would last for one week, we would dance, we would eat, we would love, we would hug, we would celebrate and I will go happy.How about you, my friend? 中文翻译：你好，你正在收听的是Fly with Lily，我是你的新朋友，Nuria，我来自巴塞罗那，我是人资部门的经理，我在巴塞罗那的原因是...我就住在这里。今天，Lily问我一个问题，如果你只剩下一年可以活，你会做什么？哇，我会卖掉我的房子，用那个钱去环游世界，或许去阿根廷火地岛，呃，还有去阿拉斯加，也要去日本，去澳洲，嗯，基本上所有的地方，去那个蓝色的..哈哈，我不知道那个地名用英语怎么说啦！还要去非洲看舞蹈，我会用6个月环游世界。接着我会回到巴塞罗那，用一个月学习弹钢琴，然后投入写作，最后的三个月我会和我的家人好朋友在一起，我会办一个大型的派对，我们跳舞、大吃大喝、互相爱护、和抱抱，庆祝我的生命，这样我就会开心地走了。我的朋友，你呢？我的公众微信：iflyclubFB/IG/Line：flywithlily7.21 在高雄晚上7:00旅居文旅举办「我如何用播客环游世界」届时欢迎报名参与！

我想要和大家分享一段录音，来自西班牙巴塞罗那的Nuria，在我的节目中被问到这个问题：If you only had one year to live, what would you do?如果你只剩下一年可以活，你会做什么？英文原稿:Hello, you're listening to Fly with Lily, I'm your new friend, Nuria, I'm from Barcelona, I'm a human resources manager. I'm in Barcelona because I live in Barcelona. Today, I got a question from Lily. If I only had one year to live, what would I do? Ufff, I would sell my house, and with the money go around the world first. Maybe to Argentina, Tierra de Fuego, em, to go to Alaska, and go to Japan as well, and Australia, well, EVERYWHERE!!! Go to see the Blue... I don't know that in English! Go to Africa to see the ram dance. Then, I would spend 6 months doing that. I would go back to Barcelona, learn how to play piano in one month! (Laugh) Write and write and write, the last three months I would spend with my people, I would make a big party. It would last for one week, we would dance, we would eat, we would love, we would hug, we would celebrate and I will go happy.How about you, my friend? 中文翻译：你好，你正在收听的是Fly with Lily，我是你的新朋友，Nuria，我来自巴塞罗那，我是人资部门的经理，我在巴塞罗那的原因是...我就住在这里。今天，Lily问我一个问题，如果你只剩下一年可以活，你会做什么？哇，我会卖掉我的房子，用那个钱去环游世界，或许去阿根廷火地岛，呃，还有去阿拉斯加，也要去日本，去澳洲，嗯，基本上所有的地方，去那个蓝色的..哈哈，我不知道那个地名用英语怎么说啦！还要去非洲看舞蹈，我会用6个月环游世界。接着我会回到巴塞罗那，用一个月学习弹钢琴，然后投入写作，最后的三个月我会和我的家人好朋友在一起，我会办一个大型的派对，我们跳舞、大吃大喝、互相爱护、和抱抱，庆祝我的生命，这样我就会开心地走了。我的朋友，你呢？我的公众微信：iflyclubFB/IG/Line：flywithlily7.21 在高雄晚上7:00旅居文旅举办「我如何用播客环游世界」届时欢迎报名参与！

¿Cómo eliminar tu acento extranjero para sonar más como un nativo? La lección de hoy va de la pronunciación española. Por consiguiente, en el vídeo de hoy: ▶️¿por qué tu pronunciación no es perfecta en español ▶️conocerás un método natural para perfeccionar tu pronunciación ▶️haremos un ejercicio práctico para eliminar tu acento extranjero ▶️una sorpresa para nuestros alumnos del curso “Entender conversaciones en español” ¡Ah! Y como siempre, tienes a tu disposición la transcripción del vídeo, para que puedas escuchar y leer al mismo tiempo y no perderte ningún detalle. La puedes descargar en las notas del programa de hoy o desde Gumroad. ¡Ufff! ¡Cuántas cosas! Venga, ¡al lío! ¿no? ¡Disfruta del vídeo! Más recursos para ayudarte a hablar español: ✏️Notas del programa y la transcripción: http://www.espanolautomatico.com/podcast/137

Para hablar español con fluidez hay que dominar la gramática española. Hay 3 verbos que causan confusión entre alumnos de español: LLEVAR, TARDAR y DURAR, y por eso hoy los vamos a explicar.

Para hablar español con fluidez hay que dominar la gramática española. Generalmente, cuando hablas español, incluso si te falta un par de palabras o te equivocas y utilizas una palabra mal… por lo general los nativos llegan a entenderte. No obstante, hay palabras en español que cambian el significado de la frase por completo, por lo que, es importantísimo que prestes más atención a este tipo de palabras. Porque hay una diferencia abismal entre “Hace 3 años viví en España” y “Vivo en España desde hace 3 años”. Si no entiendes bien qué significa cada frase, tu conversación se puede volver caótica y confusa en un abrir y cerrar de ojos. Por consiguiente, en el vídeo de hoy: -conocerás la diferencia entre HACE, HACE QUE y DESDE HACE -vas a aprender 3 fórmulas para hablar de tus experiencias pasadas como un nativo -hemos preparado un PIN-chuleta que te ayudará a repasar y reforzar los conceptos de la clase de hoy. -verás 23 frases que te servirán de modelo y con las que podrás practicar. -un pequeño concurso, un juego para ponerlo todo en práctica ¡Ah! Y, como siempre, tienes a tu disposición la transcripción del vídeo, para que puedas escuchar y leer al mismo tiempo y no perderte ningún detalle. La puedes descargar en las notas del programa de hoy o desde Gumroad. ¡Ufff! ¡Cuántas cosas! ¡Cuántas cosas! ¡jejeje! Pues nada, ¡al lío! ¿no? ¡Disfruta del vídeo! Más recursos para ayudarte a hablar español: ✏️Notas del programa y la transcripción: http://www.espanolautomatico.com/podcast/132