Jon Carter's Classics

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Part Four of "Timmy's Saga with Sammy" as we learn about his condition after "suffering simmerization" when it's revealed that Timmy's Stash Spot for Sammy was the microwave along with Timmy's return to The State Fair and his "Optimistic Apology" to "Bessie's Owner"! Plus Mr. Twister's Thoughts on "The BYU/Utah Rivalry" and some sincere advice from a "Cougar Coaching Legend"! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister & The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners & rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones. Let us know your favorite "Timmy Take" or "Twister Tip" via social media; Facebook, Twitter or Instagram! Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Part Three of "Timmy's Saga with Sammy" as preparations begin for the return of "The  Missing Hen" from The Utah State Fair, Timmy's plans take a  unexpected turn when Sammy's accidentally subjected to the "Simmer Cycle" in Timmy's not to Secret Stash Spot! Plus Mr. Twister talks with Lake Powell's Lou Stryper on the favorite features & water activities for the spring and summer! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister & The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners & rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play. Let us know your favorite "Timmy Take" or "Twister Tip" on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Jon Carter's Classics from Bonneville Communications and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Billy & Bubba Beufort are out and about in support of The Utah Food Bank, with sermons & sanctification in hopes of persuading you to do the right thing in helping out your fellow neighbor in need! Plus Mr. Roberts clears up the confusion surrounding the religious observations of "Lent" and what people in Lehi consider "Lint"! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister & The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners & rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play. Let us know your favorite "Timmy Take", "Twister Tip" or "Bible Brother's Biblification" on Facebook, Twitter or Instragram! Jon Carter's Classics from Bonneville Communications and 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Part 2 of When Timmy met Sammy as Timmy tries to Trick "Sargent, Sargent" into thinking Sammy's a Guinea Pig, but lays an egg and is forced to return Sammy to the Utah State Fair. Plus Jon's Ode to Special Women including; Mrs. Twister, Fabulo's Women of Power, and Jon's Special Song about Hillary Clinton in the White House, a lot more power than her whimpy old spouse! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister & The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah", toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners & rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, & Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play. Let us know your favorite "Timmy Take" or "Twister Tip" on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Jon Carter's Classics from 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic", The race to replace retiring Senator Orrin Hatch's Seat between Mitt Romney & Mike Kennedy is in full swing with minimal "mud slinging" which is a nice change from 'The Norm" with Timmy's paper on some of the qualities it takes to be in politics and one day President! Plus Twister's reminder about doing your civic duty and voting for all races including; The Antler Inspector & Marsh-mellow Sanitation Supervisor, Swami's Presidential Treatment for Pea-Brained Politicians & Jon's rendition of "Blue Christmas" starring Stolen Checks & Sullied Swindlers! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister & The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners & rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play. Get Social with The Arrow, share your favorite "Timmy Take" or Twister Tip on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. Jon Carter's Classics from Bonneville Communications and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter' Classic" It's Part One of Timmy's Saga with "Sammy The Chicken" whom he first meets at The Utah State Fair where they bond over "Timmy Treats" like Cotton Candy, Popcorn & Taco's Yea! Plus Mr. Twister's Seasonal Sinus' & Allergies including his least favorite, "The Utah Suckweed", Bill Ziffel's yard decorating tips "West Valley Style" and Twister's Fishy Identification Process as Biologists from The Utah Division of Wildlife Resources holds a free  cutthroat viewing party at Strawberry Reservoir June 9th! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's & 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr.Twister & The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture,World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners & rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, & Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play. Get Social, let us know your favorite Timmy Take or Twister Tip on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. Jon Carter's Classic's from Bonneville Communications and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Timmy's busy creating his "Allium Talker Thingie" after his latest viewing of E.T. where he finds a soft spot for "The Little Wrinkly Space Guy" because of their respective love for "Reese's Pieces" but soon finds himself in "Timmy Trouble" with "Pops" after doing nothing expect watching E.T. "Phone Home" and establishing questionable contacts, putting him on the FCC watch list! Plus with "The Toy Story Franchise" set to resume with movie #4, Fabluo has this lesson in love on how to please the woman in your life who's obsession with Buzz, Woody, Mr. Potato Head and Chuckles/Kinko The Clown is putting a strain on your checkbook! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's & 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play. Let us know your favorite "Timmy Take" or "Twister Tip" on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter! Carter's Classic's from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's "Shorts Day" at school for Timmy as he searches for the perfect pair, but with a little extra weight added on from last year, even his shorts from "Blubber Warehouse" are too skinny to squeeze into! Plus Elder Berry's concerned about Elder Bush's level of commitment with "The Aroma of Trunkiness" having the companionship's strength brought into question. Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon & Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, & Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play. Let us know your Favorite Timmy Take or Top Twister Tip on The Arrow's Facebook Page, Instagram or Twitter. Jon Carter's Classics from Bonneville Communications and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Camping with Grandpa has been an annual tradition for Timmy from favorites like sleeping under the stars, cooking marsh mellows and saying "Hi, I'm Timmy" to skunks. Plus he can always rely on his "Combo Canteen" for Water, Milk, Yogurt or to avoid "accidents" in his "Snoopy Sleeper Bag"! Also Fabulo's Lesson on pleasing the woman who doesn't like to be kept waiting & want's things quickly such as; instant oatmeal, 1 hour photo service & Johnny on the spot with Pizza, Hot & Fresh in 30 minutes or less! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister & The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues & funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" as well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners & rating shares during the T.V., Radio & Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Spring Cleaning Time at Timmy's House with Weed Pulling on the Top of his Chore List from Pops, but feeling overwhelmed with too much digging and maybe missing afternoon cartoons, Timmy's thoughts turn to "Milly Liller Weed Killer" and Too Much for Pops to Take! Plus Mr. Robert's Annual Spring Time Lawn Mowing Courtesies PSA to avoid incidents between pesky & particular neighbors which happen from time to time in real life and in "The Land of Make Believe". Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts & Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder Bush's obsession for Ranch Burgers and Fry Sauce has subsided as conversations within the companionship of human feelings about the true meaning of loving thy neighbor, along with possible expulsion or a special transfer to Evanston, regular missionary obligations are once again top priority. And Mr. Twister's Photography Pointer's for KSL 5 TV Weather Calendar Worthy Shots, Camera Tech Talk & Tips to get close enough for that Prized "Picarian Warthog" Picture! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters &  Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty  Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder Bush receives the dreaded "Dear John" letter that many of missionaries have felt the heartache from, and even worse than her "Brotherly Love" is that his 1st companion is now going to be her companion! Plus Jon's Lamet about Ladonna's "Dear John Situation" and how sometimes even "A Geek at The Mall" can win over the heart of a pretty girl! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Spring Turkey Hunt in Utah brings only a few thousand licensed participants lucky enough to search for the elusive "Utah Wild Turkey" unlike the unfortunate Norbest Cousin's down on the farm. And Mr. Twister shares his showdown with a "Tom and 2 Hens" that left him with a few battle scars! Plus Fabulo's Lesson for satisfying a "Professional Secretary" on Administrative Professional's Day, which includes efficient pencil sharpening, a 10 minute or less oil change and lunch from Sconecutter! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Spring Fishing in The State of Utah is here and Mr. Twister has "The Angler Info." from Strawberry Reservoir, Deer Creek and Jordenelle, along with "Bait Bits" featuring Calamari from Mark Eaton's Tuscany Restaurant and "Earth Day" activities and outings along The Wasatch Front for Monday. Plus Fabulo's Love Lesson for The Women of Utah on Compliments that will have Men eating out of the palm of your hand as well as getting your man to pick up his dirty socks and underwear! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State" of Utah for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The deadline to file Taxes is once again reared it's annual ugly head and if you're one of the million's who have waited till the last day, have no fear because The Bible Brother's Tacky Tax Consultants are here with last minute advice to ease your troubles. Taking Text from "The Book of Confiscations" Billy & Bubba will have you saying "Say Hallelujah"! Plus if you're searching for a C.T.C. that can make sure you get every dollar you deserve, Mr. Twister's got the inside information with "Vito Sarducchi's" Last Minute Filing Fundemetals! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring: The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The 2017-18 NBA Playoffs are here with The Utah Jazz once again "Back in The Playoff Groove" and Mr. Twister still holds his "Skeptic Stance" from Adrian Dantley's Scoring Spree's to Stockton and Malone, The Jazz have yet to win it all. He'll still be rooting for Donovan "Spidey" Mitchell, "The Stifle Tower" Rudy Gobert, "Jinglin'" Joe Ingles and "Coach Q" to make it happen! And Timmy's looking forward to The Playoffs Run this year and remembers his 1st "Salt Lake Jazz" Game with the highlight of the night featuring Antione "Big Dog" Carr highlight while Timmy was eating a "Hot Dog"! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and Quirky things about "The Pretty Great State" of Utah for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" as the tax deadline approaches and fears of IRS penalties fill the mind, Mr. Roberts is here from "The Land of Make Believe" with advice for "Boys and Girls" who have failed to file over the years including Mr. Roberts and his alias "Mr. Leavitt" along with a visit from "Bob Dog" while he waits to see if he's getting a refund of "milk bones" or paying back with "pupperonies"! Plus the only thing more stress full than tax time is Swami Salami's "Game of Elephants" where each week his odds of winning due to certain elements and circumstances have him searching for a good shrink! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State" of Utah for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with The 2017-18 Bee's Season Home Opener here the rich tradition of Baseball in Salt Lake City continues from The Original Bee's, Gulls, Stinger's, Buzz, and Current Bee's, "The Salt Lake Trapper's" hold a special place in history with their 29 game winning streak in 1987 & Part Team Owner Bill Murray, The Trapper's & Dirk's Field remain unforgettable for Utah'ns and especially Timmy and his Take after going to a Trappers Game with "Pops" and different parts of the game featuring; Positional Duties, Home Run Consequences and The Bat Boy! Plus Mr. Twister's Annual "Magna Days" Event's with "The Tailing's Trap Shoot" glow in the dark Clay Pigeon's, "The Kennecot Canal Fishing Derby's" Catch & Release Creatures and Cypress "C" Day with all The Good Eats including those famous "Magna Muffins"! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and funny things about "The Pretty Great State of Utah" for content, toeing the line was "The Norm" for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Twister Household is back to normal after a Conference Weekend that always has Sister Twister glued to KSL 5 TV for "Announcements & Confirmations" with Mr. wanting to go for a drive & listen on KSL News Radio 102.7 FM & 1160 AM. But with The Mrs.'s getting her way Mr. finally gets fully dressed just in case "they're" watching! And Fabulo's Lesson on winning over the affection of a woman with a baby. And after babysitting duties are over and she's had a night out with her friends, your reward will be a satisfying as a baby's burp after a meal of puree mush. Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and The Funny Things That Make Utah a Pretty Great State, toeing the line was the norm for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Bonneville Communications and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Mr. Twister's decided to take it easy this Easter Weekend, with General Conference happening and no regular church service, M.T. plans on "Just Hangin" like he's learned so well from Jr. & Teeny, with no plans for yard work, sleeping in till noon and an extra box of Captain Crunch, Twister's all set. Plus Swami Salami's village tradition of hiding the "Kiwi Bird Eggs" from the people of his village which end result is unlike the Easter Eggs in America! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning Show DJ who revolutionized "must listen to radio" in the 80's and 90's with his Classic Characters & Skits featuring; The Adventures of Timmy, Mr. Twister and The Bible Brothers. With National Pop Culture, World Issues and Quirky things about Utah for content, toeing the line was the norm for "The Dawn Patrol" and well as "The Jon and Dan Show" captivating listeners and rating shares during the T.V., Radio and Newspaper era. Now with advanced technology, internet, and Smart Phones, Jon Carter's Classics are available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts and Google Play from Bonneville Communications and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with the Mr. Roger's Commemorative Postage Stamp being released, "Mr. Roberts" celebrates with the big day with saying "Hello" to his Stamp, also "Licking" his stamp because some stamps need licking...Sure...and some stamps don't, but either ways Mr. Roberts "Likes You" but he's not sure if he should "Lick people he Likes"...And even Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women in Utah and All of The World sometimes has a case of 'The Mondays" and has this lesson on how to love a woman on after a long weekend! "Mr. Robert's Neighborhood and Fabulo's Lessons in Love" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with The Spring Walleye Run at Willard Bay gearing up, Mr. Twister talks with Fishing Biologist "Gil P. Pickrel" from The World Walleye Institute in Bait Fish, Alabama about some of The Spawning Rituals for "The Bug-Eyed" Fish as Twister calls them. But by preferring Trout, M.T. offends "Pick" and the interview digresses to "Fishy Pick-Up Lines" and Twister's name on Gil's naughty list! Plus Fabulo's Lesson on how to Love a Woman who you meet in line at the store. Armed with cans of Creamed Corn and Green Beans, you can only hope to be strong enough to to carry her cans to her vehicle without collapsing! "Mr. Twister and Fabulo" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Mr. Twister's back with his Book of Tips for Early Spring Fix-up's and those pesky pipes that cracked over the winter. With M.T.'s Certified Splugo Patch, those pipes should last another 10 or 20 years. Plus Twister Tips on getting that Irish Setter down the street to stop doing his business on your lawn, and for a personal signed copy of his book, just send a bunch of money to "Jon Carter of Mornings" on Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow. Also on this day of the 2018 Spring Equinox, when night and day are nearly the same, and the only time each year when the sun rises in the east and sets in the west across the world, and Jon sings about this important day and more importantly about your Umbilicus aka Belly or Tummy Button. Is it an "in-ie" or "out-ie"? Lint-Filled? Midriff approved? "Jon Carter's Classics" now available for download with The Arrow APP, Apple Podcasts, Google Play from Bonneville Communications and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Mr. Twister talks with an expert in Leprechaun Lore, from The University of Shannon, "Bushmiller O' Darby" about St. Patrick's Day, Pot's of Gold and some essential items for catching those little fella's including; A top of the line Mandolin Player, sturdy nets, tags and tracking devices for the next go around with The Boys from Baileys! Plus Elder's Bush and Berry get a history lesson from Father O'Shaunnessy about Shrove Tuesday, Lent and the real reasons for constantly kneeling and bowing which includes survival from Sister Agetha's slapping ruler! "Mr. Twister & The Elders" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Timmy's love for little girls & food has gotten him into trouble again with "Pops" this time for ordering too many boxes of Girl Scout Cookies with the promise of wedding nuptials if more boxes are ordered. And by convincing "Pops" that they'll stay fresh in the freezer for camping and baseball games, Timmy solidifies his stash with even a few boxes to possibly share with The Mormon Tabernacle Choir! And Jon Carter has been doing Morning Radio since before he could walk or talk, but still has delusions of becoming a "Notary Public" and he sings about it in the style of "I Dream of Jeanie"! "The Adventures of Timmy" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder Bush's feelings of guilt have overflowed like a fizzy fountain drink from The Arctic Circle, and has decided to talk to Father O'Shaunassey from "The Big Church" about his desire for Ranch Burgers and learns that sometimes love can run off with "The Garfield County Commish" leaving you with only "Hail Mary's" for comfort and we're not talking about 70 yard touchdown passes from Scott Mitchell to Brian Rowley! Plus, Fabulo The Greatest Lover of Women has this lesson on how to love a woman with "A Green Thumb" itching to plant flowers and shrubs even before the snow melts in the springtime. Armed with a MasterCard and steady credit at "Ernst" you can become her "Tarzan-Man" instead of "Farm Boy Fabulo"! "The Elders & Fabulo" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's another weekend at Grandma's House as "Pops" is off to Lake Powell and Timmy's getting set to watch The Oscars mainly because it will involve snacks like Chips, Cheetos & Popcorn. But besides The Academy Awards he'll be up to the usual like dinking around with her dentures, sampling snoring sounds, and using the enema bag to squirt the cat...Yea. And with The Oscars once again gathering thousands of famous faces together, Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women in Utah and All of the World has this lesson on how to love a Woman who would rather watch The Academy Awards, then spend time with "a sweaty clump of hair" such as yourself! And with only "A Randall Carslie New Blond Hair Style" on your side and The Utes March Madness Hopes, your chances of competing with "Babe The Pig" for her Academy Affection are as slim to none! "The Adventures of Timmy & Fabulo" from Jon Carter's Archives and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with the winter season still giving us it's share of surprises, now's the perfect time for catching that perfect picture of Utah Outdoor Wildlife. With the latest in "Pho-Tog Technology", Twister shares Tips on how to get close enough for snapshot success which includes not squirming like a 10 year old in Sunday School while waiting for the elusive "Pecarrian Utah Warthog"and the Stillness of A Sloth to help grow Moss on the North Side of your face to blend in with your surroundings! And with Spring in the air here and there, Elder Bush has seem to have caught the "love bug" despite currently serving as a missionary in The Wyoming, Jackson Hole, Mission. Will his intense desire for Ranch Burgers keep him attending Arctic Circle for 3 meals a day, will he develop an addiction to Lime Rickies? Find out next time on "The Elders" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow. 

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Annual Debris Identification Festival is happening this weekend in Heber Valley, and once again prizes for Most Valuable, Useful and Decomposed Items are up for grabs, with Homer Jensen of Peoa, still holding the record for craziest find with "The U.S.S. Squidhopper" being found and returned to Guantanamo Bay! One more thing...The Sportsman's Vacation and RV Show is set the hit town this weekend with a special live exhibit "Cuchunga vs. Reptile Nation"! Plus Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women in Utah and all of the world has this lesson on how to love a woman who would rather be in an "Exotic Place" such as; Aruba, Antigua, Acapulco...or even Flor-bBama! "Mr. Twister & Fabulo" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with 2018 Slam Dunk Champion, Donovan "Spidey" Mitchell," The Stilfe Tower", Rudy Gobert, and Coach Quinn leading a Jazz Mid-Season Revival, Timmy remember's his 1st Jazz game that was "someday" ago at The Delta Center. And with "Pops" looking for the most economically friendly parking spot, they end up late to the game with his favorite players; Karl "The Mailman" Malone, Byron "Hustle" Russell and John "Stocker-ton" joining Greg "Hoster-tag" and "The Big Dog" Antione Carr on the court. Plus Timmy's dreams come true at the concession stand with Nacho's, M&M's and a dozen or so hot dogs to enjoy! And John Stockton, The NBA all time assist & steals leader, might never have those records broken, and "Garth "Carter" Brooks & Dunn" sings about the beginning of the end of the "Mo' Cheeks Steals Record" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Timmy takes pen to paper during President's Day to write down his thoughts after watching Bill Clinton on TV the other day, and to honor the 1st President George Washington with "Timmy's Take" on his wooden teeth, why he doesn't like his "Pops" and the secret motives for chopping down that cheery tree! And President's Day Weekend is typically the busiest day of the year for the Utah Ski Resorts, and Mother Nature didn't disappoint with fresh powder, and Mr. Twister is here with Tips for ditching that "Yuppie Hat" and trendsetting "Babushka Style", plus real simple reason to avoid avalanches! "The Adventures of Timmy & Mr. Twister" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's the day after Valentines, but that's not putting a damper on Elder Berry's mood as he's just received The Valentines Day Card he was coveting, and what's even better is the small hints of care such as: The "Perfectly Pink Envelope", along with "A Temple Stamp" on the back and "Cute Little Glittery Things" that make Elder Bush sad thinking about his "Dear Jon" letter he received not too long ago! And Jumpin' J.C. has "FoulMark Cards" for all types of occasions including being "Vacant on Valentines", "Forgetting her 40th" or that card that say's she's running off with your brother! "The Elders, Adventures in Companionship" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and "Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" after successfully wooing "Little Brandy Jensen" with his Valentines Day Poem, his feelings have been reciprocated in the form of food, such as a hard boiled egg and Cheeto's along with a "Kiss Place" on the cheek that he doesn't plan on washing any time soon! And to show Brandy he's ready to take things to the next level, he plans on serenading her with a song about their favorite foods, sung in the style of Donny Osmond, from a Record that Timmy's "Pops" bought at The "Deseret Industries". And is the song from "Early Donny" such as Puppy Love or Hey Girl? Or from "Rebel Donny" and Solider of Love? Plus what's the reason for Timmy & Brandy's first lovers spat?...Find out next time on "The Adventures of Timmy" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with Valentines Day almost here, Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women in Utah and all of The World, has this lesson on how to successfully pen a beautiful poem for your significant other, and it starts with finding that card at Fred Meyer's with the wonderful words that will make her eyes wet with tears of joy, but just remember if she happens to read the same card you lifted your material from, you might receive a box of "Maxwell Chocolate's Upside Your Head"! And the big question on Valentines Day is where to celebrate. Will it be somewhere Fancy and French? Maybe at Moochies for some Meatballs and more? How about Bill and Nada's for "A Big Bill Sandwich with some Calf-Brain and Eggs! "Fabulo & Song Parodies" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Billy jack & Beufort Pickett are here for The Week of Valentines with the perfect gift for your true love with a price tag that will leave a little bit extra in your pocket...that's right the Bible Brother's Board Game of Love is only $19.95...Say Hallelujah! From "Trouble in Paradise" with a snoring partner to a "Love Spot for a night at The Westerner", The Game of Love will have "your love" eating out of the palm of your hand. But wait...because if you keep procrastinating, the price of the same gift goes up to $69.95, which makes you not look as cheap as you really are! Plus what better way to catch that person's attention than with a $100 million dollar Island for Valentines Day, sung in the style of a Country Song by "Garth Carter Brooks"! "The Bible Brother's Billy Jack & Beufort Pickett" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with a sleep-over on tackle row at The Utah Boat & Water Sports Expo at The Mountain America Credit Union Convention Center, Twister talks Zeke's Cheese Bait for "The Upper Fish Income Bracket" including; Beluga Caviar, Truffle Pate, Brie & Bait that tastes like little pickled corn cobs! Plus Lures for Lunkers from "Fish Lipps of Hollywood" with subliminal messages to Sucker that Sucker! One more thing...don't miss the live Shark Show with 10 "Mako Short-Fins" singing their favorite fishy tunes like; Free Willy, The Jaws Theme Song and Flipper...Flipper...King of The Sea! "Mr. Twister" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Fishing Boats take center stage at The Utah Boat & Water Sports Expo with Twister previewing the latest & greatest for "The Anglers" including The "Instant Collapsible Boat in a Baggie" with Ultra Sound Fish Finders, Twin Trolling Motors, Mini-Fridge, Wet Bar, 45 Inch Big Screen TV, 6 Person Jacuzzi & with The Deluxe Edition option for a 3 Piece Rock & Roll band to boot! One more thing...if you turn the darn thing upside-down before zipping up, everything could fall out resulting in Twister Tips on how to wring out your TV set without messing up the reception! "Mr. Twister" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with The Utah Boat & Water Sports Expo happening this weekend at The Mountain America Credit Union Convention Center and Mr. Twister gives us a sneak-peek on some of the latest technology for "Captain's & Skippers" including "The Thermo-Nuclear 20 mega-ton Boater's Bull-Horn" with all the bells & whistles to make you're boat the envy of the lake. And despite the hefty price tag, the horn has glow in the dark features & can even punch a hole in the desert floor if needed! A Previously Un-Released "Mr. Twister" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Timmy's preparing for Valentines Day by putting together the standard "Be Mine" & "I Like You" Cards for classmates, but he's working on the perfect poem to captivate "Brandy" the little girl at school that he likes as they've bonded over their dislike of P.E. and love for the same kind of snacks including; Twinkies, Cheetos, Nachos, Chocolate & Oreo's! And with help from "Pops" on his pathetic poem, will Timmy sweep, flow, or move, but not lift Brandy off her feet!...Find out next time on "The Adventures of Timmy" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" with "Tom Terrific's Pat's" vs. 'The Underdog Eagles of Philly" set for The Lombardi Trophy Battle, Timmy is getting set snack-wise just like when "Old Man John Elway's Broncos" took on "The Smelly Green Day Packers". With Cheetos, Potato Chips and Popcorn with The Movie Theater Butter on his list is Timmy set to watch the game with A. Pops & Ms. Perty Lady? B. Not so Little Anymore Billy Martin? C. Jon Carter's Cousin Kirby? No it's D. Former University of Utah Quarterback Scott Mitchell and Outland Trophy Winner, Former B.Y.U. Cougar Jason Buck from "The Rivals Podcast" Sponsored by Utah Eye Centers! "The Adventures of Timmy" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's the week of The Big Game and Twister's up in the night, to make sure the snack table is set just right. Frito's, Salsa, Crackers & Chips will have Jr. & Teeny Twist's smacking their lips. But The Main Attraction will no doubt be "The C.I. Chili" with plenty of ingredients to make Susan Powter shout "Stop The Insanity"! One more thing, The Recipe serves 87 with the possibility of injuries from "Garlic Clove Overload" or "Cholula Sauce Suffering"! "Mr. Twister" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow. 

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Mild January Thaw has Mr. Twister stopping by The Arrow 103.5 Studio's with The Utah Outdoors Man Show to talk with Jumpin' J.C. about Bear Lake's Choice Cutthroats, Soldier Creek & Strawberry Reservoir Chub Count, plus The Utah Fish and Game Commission's "Crisco Cisco" Situation. Also Twister Travelling Tips to The Perfect Pond in "Passamagucchi Springs" and where to find Chester McFarland's latest literature "How to catch a Chub on a Grub"! A Previously Un-Released "Mr. Twister" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Mr. Twister decides to give ice climbing a try with his friend and seasoned climber, Keifer Kursewell. With Oat Bran & Wheat Germ fueling the fire at Bridal Veil Falls, Keifer leaves Twister dangling in the wind 6 feet too high off the ground...at least for Twister! But being cautious pays off as Keifer "The Courageous" gets caught in a pickle which leads to being lassoed & eventually drenched in The Provo River courtesy of "The Great Utah Outdoors Man"! Plus, Elders Bush & Berry are dealing with the snow and some adjustments needing to be made without their trusty 10 speeds including; "Fetchin' Wet Wing Tips", Dodging Sprayed "Scrud-Slush" from Sedans and the biggest challenge of them all, getting away from those "Flippin' Mean Dogs" around the corner! "Mr. Twister & The Elders" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The 60th Annual Grammy Awards will be presented to all the artists that have made music great this year, but what if you're like Garth Brooks, the reigning Country Entertainer of the Year, and you just have too many awards and statutes? The Answer is sung in the style of Chris Ledoux's "What'cha Gonna Do with a Cowboy" and yes it involves that band that sings "I only wanna be with you!" And Timmy's set to watch The Grammy's and all the singers making funny faces into the microphones like Bruno Mars, Elton John and Timmy's new favorite country band, "Big Little Towns"! "The Adventures of Timmy & Song Parodies" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder's Bush & Berry are trying to stay on the straight & narrow path of the missionary budget, but deciding on dry cleaning or eating food, the conversation turns to "The Jackson Hole Med Center" and if the pay is worth the price...that's after Taxes & Ten Percent of course! And A New Year always brings Goals and Resolutions, and Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women in Utah and All of The World has advice for The Man who's packed on some weight during the holidays. With a moment or two or three to ponder one's waist line and shedding of tears because of love handles that only "Karl Malone Sized Hands" could appreciate, Flabulo has the solution to keeping the woman in your life from running off with your brother and it starts with another woman...Jenny Craig! "The Elders & Fabulo" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

On this "Jon Carter Classic" A previously Un-Released Edition of The Utah Outdoors Man Show as Mr. Twister visits The Arrow 103.5 Studio's to talk with Jumpin' J.C. about the latest "Carcass Collecting Tips" during this Winter Thaw with Skunk Hair on the list for the experienced fly tying fisherman, the top spots for scoring a coon skin cap & the secret for the perfect boating buoy! "Mr. Twister" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow. 

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Mr. Twister's dream becomes a reality as he catches up with "The King" Elvis Presley at a muddy back water slew in Memphis for "Fishing with Elvis"! And as they hop aboard "The Lisa Marie" armed with Night Crawlers, Velveeta Cheese, Sardines and Marsh mellows, things quickly digress as Elvis's appetite takes over and consumes most of the fishing bait! But with Elvis being "Tender & Loving" he promises all his fans "Pink Fishing Reels" with the guarantee that if they don't like them they can always "Return to Sender"! And on this January 8th we celebrate some significant Birthday's including Elvis "The King of Rock & Roll" Presley, David "Ziggy Stardust" Bowie, Stephen "Einstein" Hawking, Dennis Rodman's Buddy, North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un, and Dan "Birthday Boy" Bammes...turning 40 this year, just like Jon "Forever 46" Carter! "Mr. Twister & Jon & Dan" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Semi Legal Clinic of Billy Buefort & Bubba Pickett are here with advice, because every winter season, the unexpected Black Ice Monster overtakes the Speeding Sinner with the result of cars going crash, boom and bang! With passages from "The Book of Litigation's" Billy & Bubba have the solution's for sorvexation or in layman's terms, "suing & screwin"! Plus protection from the patron saint of lawyers...Johnny "Carter" Cochran, Say Hallelujah! And Mr. Robert's keeps getting stranded at The Salt Lake Municipal Airport due to the "Bomb Cyclone" back east and dense fog surrounding the Wasatch Front. Hoping to rendezvous with Lady Aberlin in Florida to watch Iguana's fall from trees, instead he's passing the time pronouncing big words, singing songs and playing The Board Game, "Alive" where you win if your plane doesn't crash and you don't get eaten! "The Bible Brother's & Mr. Roberts" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Big Gun Show is happening this weekend at The Salt Palace...or is it at The South Towne Expo Center?...no wait...it's now The Mountain America Convention Center!, and Mr. Twister waxes poetic about his "Browning Gold Medallion 30-06" and his fascination for the new "High Tech Sure Shot" from Ruger! And a quick "Twister Tip" when at the gun show, make sure to not shoot off your mouth...or your mouth might get shot off! And today on January 4th 1896, Utah became the 45th state, so as we celebrate 121 years of "The Beehive State" sit back and sing-a-long with Jon's Birthday Song, from Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!

On this "Jon Carter Classic" Billy Jack and Beufort Pickett are coming at you like they always do, and on "Boxing Day" are offering their "Etiquette & Fancy Manners Video" in honor of "The Iron Lady" Margaret Thatcher and her visit to The Great State of Utah! And with tips on which fork to use while eating the green jello salad and reasons not to wipe your nose on those little napkins, the fancy manners video will help you impress even the snootiest of snooty! Call 1-800 H-O-Y-T-Y and ask for "Sir Jon" and if that's busy call 1-800 T-O-Y-T-Y and ask for "Noble Dan"! Plus "Welcoming Margaret Thatcher" sung in the style of "I Dream of Jeanie", from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow! 

On this "Jon Carter Classic" A never been released "Mr. Twister Mid-Winter Ice Fishing Expedition" as he visits The Arrow 103.5 Studio's and "The Jon Carter Morning Show" to talk about Twister Tips on how to get that hole in the ice if you forget your Auger and the best tackle for 2017-2018 The Ice Fishing Season including The Crushed Ice Swedish Pimple & McNugget Flavored Powerbait! And Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women has this advice for The Holidays on how to please the woman in your life who shares all her food with you including; Latkes on Hanukkah, Turkey & Ham on Christmas Day & Sliced reddish colored meat-loaf shaped food on a bed of lettuce for Festivus! And once "The Airing of Grievances" is complete you must then mute the television during The KSL 5 News at 10 with Deanie Wimmer & Dave McCann or Dick Nourse & Ruth Todd for Nostalgia purposes, then sing the song of thanks to the loving and sharing woman in your life, as sung by Fabulo! "Mr. Twister & Fabulo" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow!