Podcasts about Liquid Stranger

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“The Legend of Supacree” L E G E N D S “Tales of A Superstar DJ” My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is myhel Now i do't wanna live no more My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell Now I don't wanna love no more i don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna– Boy gets the girl– but in the end, i'm not either, I Still have to wonder why The nanny How I met yurr' Mother I'm neve gonna get all that God magic I need if I don't stop working. This isn't “work” Oh, yes it is. Deadmau5, a canadian DJ also known as Joel Zimmerman, hosts an anti-superbowl Star Wars Party, which turns unexpect— Look at me, feeling me, feeling you Now look at you, feeling you feeling me Feeling you feeling me Feeling me feeling you Feeling me feeling you Feeling you feeling Feeling you feeling –sorry. —Unexpectedly into the “superbowl party of the century”, when hundreds (eventually thousands) of “invitees” I've never been a man before, (that I know of) But ive got my hand over your heart , And it sure seems hard It sure seems hard -AHEM. Sorry. Receive an invitation via [SUPER JEW RABBI] AHEM What?! –Email, which was actually AHEM. WHAT! Oh My GoD! [Looks at clock] Oh. sorry Rabbi. When did you get to be such a Jew FLASHBACK Age: 12 Mom. I want a dreidel. …What's a dreidel? –And A Menorah! CUT BACK TO But honestly more recently, it was– [Stops traffic in Midtown Manhattan Rushour to pick up a penny.] [Jewish woman] Woooow. [JEWLUMINATTI] You see! I told you! Oh my God, why are the Jews in this series so stereotypically jewish? Because Jews are stereotypically Jewish. FLASHBACK: But what am I really saving here. Gevault! CUT BACK TO: YOU'RE A PEANUT BUTTER JELLy SaNDWHICH WITH NO PEANUT BUTTER AND NO JELLY. So just bread? –yes. But–[Anime sword swish] I don't eat bread. [Anymore] [FIGHT] Dang what DJ battle is THIS. The One You've Been Waiting For Mad men avatar the last air bender Grounded for life So how long's this whole thing supposed to take. –as long as it takes. What kind of answer is that. It's an answer. Don't be so sure of yourself. I am sure of myself; Just because it's not the answer you wanted doesnt make it any less of an answer. Now, sit down Watch out, and watch this: Too many apps on my phone I'm better off alone I'd better kill myself Nobody will ever love me Nobody will ever love me Watch out, watch this: My iPhone is trying to kill me, For real? See; It's natural selection I'm trying to unselect me Caviar, a delicacy How delishish The devil in me says to keep digging my grave I was once at a rave, And he gave me a halo A lion, I'm brave— I once said Spin it, Spin back the record again If it's all in my head Then I'm better off dead I'm better off dead Watch this! @Dillon Francis I'm stuck in a trance— Hanzel was lighting the candle And summoned me, Out of a dead sleep, With no pants on— It was a tech house set But I'm on acid Spinning an axis And stuck in a state of trance —i thought it was armin van buren at one point I have to give up at some point, writing, right? Now this is just point in history Point me away from the misery Mystery flavor is like Fruit punch, Or raspberry— Something like that, If you ask me; But white as the rabbit I pulled out the hat In the back seat I'm hatching a plan to go mad, But I need the recepits from Pasqualle for my taxes What the Fuck does that mean? I don't know; I'll read this In a year, When I unbury it Maybe I married my best friend, Deserved to get hit So I'm just going back to him Scratch that, he's mad at me I have no family Reckless abandonment God I'm attracted to everything Except for that See? She's racist. No, it's my ovaries! The lighter you are, the less the adversity I see you eyes turned to grey; Don't abandon me Yes, I wear contacts I'm faking attractive I laughed at him, had to He actually had magic @Dillon Francis How many hats to you have? Thanks to Hanzel, I'm back on this planet Why light a candle, when you know I haven't an answer; What did you ask? No, i haven't had breakfast yet — Thanks for reminding me I'm in a casket Goddamnit @Dillon Francis What are you? I'm an adversary GOOGLE: adversary ..??? ad·ver·sar·y /ˈadvərˌserē/ noun one's opponent in a contest, conflict, or dispute. Hmm. Oh. Opponent to what?! Could be anything, really. I don't like him… 2 for $ MIX AND MATCH INCLUDES BIG KING REALLY. Which one's the Big King? The little one, I think. He's not little In fact: LOOK AT EM. Dawh. Look at Skrillex. Dawg. Look at Skrillex. He bossed up. He was already boss. Well. He Sauced up, then. What kind of sauce is that?! I don't know, but looks like Dillon Francis is eating it. DILLON FRANCIS IS EATING IT pause. How am I still writing this show. She doesn't eat? She hasn't eaten. She doesn't eat. I haven't ate yet! BET. BET. OK—Bet. Nice. Sick. What are we betting. … … … WAIT. ,,, josh pan? … … Did you unpause? Unpause what? Uh. The game. This is the game. No, the game. This is the game! What are you talking about?!! Now I'm famous> This is The Game. sup. This is Sunni Blū Sup. It is?! Yea it is. Wait, it is?! I thought you were the kidd?? I am the kidd. Then, why is The Game meeting Sunnï Blu? For a collab. Duh. Wait. Pause. QUIT PRESSING PAUSE. Wait. Go back. I didn't get that last part. WE WATCHED IT A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY. Screw you. We're watching it again. Ugh! I hate this! Dude. I hate watching this with you. It takes 3 hours to watch an episode! You guys are talking over all the good parts! It's all the good parts! This shit's exciting. I'm defaulting. What? This isn't—this isn't fair. I'm not doing this. What?! It isn't safe anymore. It was never “safe” SAFE! Oh nice. Baseball. It is baseball. Who's playing? All the DJs. What. For what?! It's the DJ GAMES. THE DJ GAMESsssssssss ITS THE DJ GAMES! OH FUCK YEAH. I fuck this. I quit. what. You can't quit. I can quit. I just did. You can't quit the DJ games. I just did. But you can't. I just did. Hey. Hey, what's up. I'm gonna be late. What's going on? My bus driver's drunk. Are you sure? CITY BUS DRIFTING IN SLOW MOTION /Hans Zimmer Music Yes. Welhp. What. That's it. I'm just gonna have to kill myself. Why, what happened? I'm pretty sure that's the only way to beat this level. What, really? Nah. I'm pretty sure Let me see. *SUPACREE jumps into oncoming traffic* YOU DIED. Aww. I died. WHAT THE FUCK. Well, you said. GAME OVER [fade to black] I HAD NO LIVES LEFT. WELL, YOU SAID! THATS'S NOT THE WAY TO— [fade to white] NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED: GOD MODE OOOHHHHHHHH. WHAT?! LVL i - DREAMSTATE What is this. SUPACREE. I— what? Hello? Follow me. Who is this? I know you. Oh. The above and beyond part. That's funny. I was just— So wait. If the end of this episode, is the end of that movie, then… I guess whatever's happening about now is whatever happened before that part. What part? I, having run off from I, runs into a forest alongside The Endless River, which opens out into a beautiful meadow, the micolored cosmic sky twinkling sweetly above, strange auroras dancing in the skies; a field of glowing and stardusted singing wishflowers at her feet, she frustratingly falls into them, soft grass puffing with the twinkling sounds of fairy dust and sprites (a homage to the lion king) the wishflowers softly sing her to sleep with the subtle and sweet frequencies of Skrillex. (A homage to the wizard of Oz) From Above & Beyond, a flock of Cosmic Creatures in flight spot a golden glimmer from afar; they descend dimensions-- to get a closer look; Closing in on the universe within the confines of a massive structure, which propels itself seamlessly through galaxies faster than the speed of light and sound, though she appears as a large golden space station, slowly drifting through the atmosphere. Manned by yet unseen beings, the golden ship descends upon Skrillex, almost silentl— a swishing whir as the ship, more similar to a futuristic building, an ovaline rounded structure seemingly structured in brass, gold, and silver as it docks to the soft soil of planetary terrain. The landing is soft enough not to have awaken Ū, still sleeping; but an immense light pours from the openings of the ship, waking her--and blinding Sonny as he finally approaches from behind, having been searching for her. She is drawn into the light; he shields his eyes as the beings emerge from their massive station. Monologue/Montage I fell in love with you...it was an accident. I fell in love with you, because I had to; I hadn't thought about it before, but i've been thinking about it ever since. Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, we wouldn't have come face-to-face… Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, I'd have no reason to write something so pathetic as this, pititul letter, which you will probably never read. Probably, anyway. I've spent a majority of my lifetime very deeply troubled, yearning for all the attention one could ever crave--until suddenly, I no longer craved any at all. Solitude, rather than isolation, became sacred, and safe to me; It was in the solace and quiet of my very own world, that you entered my kingdom...and it became ‘ours'. Silence. Nature. Astrology. My greatest found pleasures, in a cavalcade of endless self-doubt, self-loathing...a tiresome collection of all the hatred I've harbored for myself in my twenty-something years. I fell in love with you...I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to do anything, except be. Another festival, another escapade...another chance to dance, in the sunlight--the moonlight, under stars… And under the stars, is where I was forced to find you. Now, it seems, can't escape your presence--or lack-thereof. Unrequited? Perhaps. But, not unprovoked. I love you because it is in me to do so. I will always love you, always. There is a world where you're in love with me, as I am you; All I can do now, is hope that this is that same very world, and that as days go by, we draw closer to one-another, rather than further apart. In truth, friendship, in the very least, would serve as a worthy reward...for all the worry, all the wonder, and all the willing I've done for you; in honesty...I'm ashamed in my inability to let go--yet also proud, that I am able to love this much, this hard. To see you with someone else, now, would be a gentle relief; to know that you are kept in love, with graciousness...a subtle gift, an answer to a prayer I asked. Loneliness, I wouldn't wish upon you for anything--love is, in fact, my whole wish for you--be it mine, or not. While I can wish that it will be mine, I've also wished for you, the very best--I would want not for my flaws to burden you. Flaws are what create our perfection; God is, as I am. Losing you, the flame of fear that set my heart and soul to fire; Cancerous, weakened, plagued--premonitions impolitely penetrated my fragile, eggshell mind… the death of a friend, fast-forwarded and reflected into my mind's-eye; How could I forget a face like yours--eyes like those? How could I not know you, as I have? Tears bearing your name roll over my nose, like the rain on a rose...the burden of belonging to one, rather than some; To all, rather than none. So now, I keep my favorite photo of you in my phone...a comfort, to the weary and wounded heart I carry. I can pretend that your sweet voice accompanies mine, as I sing to soothe myself, as I sway in solitude; A gentle kiss, I imagine to give, if ever the chance. I love you, without reason to--and with every reason to, I love you. Find me, again As the ship departs, charging to go into warp speed, Sonny is left alone on his own planet; as a slight panic falls over him, A key-like object falls from the ship as it dissappars at warp speed into a portal. As his hands clap together, catching the object, the sound rings outward--this clapping pages The Skrillex, which lands promptly beside him, exclaiming-- "I AM SKRILLEX"; he has never seen this ship before, however proceeds onto the ship as though familiar with extra terrestrial phenomena all together. We only see him enter the ship; we do not follow him inside, but instead cut to Ū on the Interdimensional SpaceTime Station. Ah wait. So Skrillex is a planet? Skrillex is a lot of things SKRILLEX is a planet . That explains it. No it doesn't. I mean, it might. No it doesn't! I mean, it kindof does, if you think about it. BleepBleepBloop bleeepbleepbloopBloop bleepBleepBleeppBoopBoop bloopbloopBloopBloop. bleepBleep. bloop. Bleep? … This is a disaster! Don't look at ME. I'm not looking at anything! I can't stand it. __ This is the best thing on TV. Damn right it is. What channel is it, anyway? On Channel 43. What! I thought it was on Insomniac TV. They keep fucking with me. The Lord giveth, and taketh away— I thought you were Jewish. I want a sandwich. You're so useless. __ Who's this bitch? I won her in a bet. No you didn't. Royal Flush, bitch. What'd you get? It's a secret. __ My Lord. (Petrutheio Humphs) You look awful. I've been—working. Working on what, your majesty. Just—working, is all. Very well, then. Theodore— My leige? MEANWHILE, IN SEASON 4 [ When the 4th Wall Actually Broke] GO! I found this gym because of Dillon Francis— I found Dillon Francis because of my evil ex husband; I think the lesson here, or at least one of hundreds— Is to trust no one, And love unconditionally, No matter what. — 02-12-2022 Well, there's a conundrum. KEY/BPM: Slip, deadmau5 Conundrum. LEGENDS: ENTER THE MULTIVERSE Fuck. What was it? It was a p— Well it was a *PR Lol. *PT cruiser Yeah, but it was— It was purple. It was a purple PT. Cruiser It was—but what else was it? Ugh. I forgot. Yeah, I bet. GOOGLE SEARCH shades of purple. Ooooh. PERIWINKLE. You fucking dumb ass. I mean, Jesus. How long has it been? At least a lifetime. No, past that. It was a perfect periwinkle PT cruiser. So, start there. ‘Start there' what? Everything since then, till now— For what? Enter The Multiverse. That show is still on?! YES. What day is it? Fuxk. What time is it? What—the fuck. What?! CUPCAKES AND A MUFFIN?! I don't care how fat I am. You're not fat. QUASIMOTO Can I just say, your ass is like —woah. CC/SUPACREE Oh, thank you. QUASIMOTO I mean like—DAAAAAAMN. CC/ SUPACREE OK. QUASIMOTO i mean like—what the FAAACK. CC/SUPACREE Yeah. thanks, bro. [an awkward silence] QUASIMOTO …Good job, though. [light fist bump] EARLIER: MORE CUPCAKES. NAH. OHH, OREOS?! Oreos are the G.O.A.T. I WANTED CUPCAKES. SHUT THE FUCK UP— Before that, at the gym: —do the butt machine again. Again?! Get the glutes. But I'm tired— GET THE GLUUUUUUUUTES. SONNY/SKRILLEX Where am I? Ū Hell. ANGEL 1 In bed. ANGEL 2 In mexico. CUT TO: SUPACREE finally gets to Heaven, looking for SKRILLEX. SUPACREE So, where is he? JESUS Somewhere else. ANGEL 1 At home. ANGEL 2 In mexico. JESUS Who knows? CHAK CHEL Someone must... DILLON FRANCIS I'm someone. JESUS But I don't. ME I don't know anything. MYSELF I don't need to. I I just wanna go home. SUPACREE Can I come home now? JESUSYou always could. SUPACREE But really, I mean-- CHAK CHEL Really's all it really takes. ANGEL 1 You have to know, ANGEL 2 You have to mean it; Don't look both ways before you cross, if you honestly want off the cross Christ, for your sake Honestly It's probably wise to admit that you've tried For the third time; Mankind's just not worth it. Mankind, maybe; But humanity's my baby And this earth is definitely worth something I love it-- Her. And the rest of the planets, but Look how she spins, It's magnificent, Look at the way the ocean's Make this mist; And the wind-- If i sing loudly enough I might Vibrate the trees, How they love dancing and laughing for me; And I just can't help but to laugh at her inhabitants; They dance oh-so rhythmically They're very creative-- and grateful, they always give thanks to me It's no need, but the Earth, she keeps feeding them She makes these beautiful things, So sweet; Mangoes, I think. Greed; The Parable of the Mango Tree Mango VIP. In the pre-existence, a young God prepares for her journey through the Land of The Living; Her older brothers taunt and tease, as she shuffles through notes and index cards, studying her predetermined fate on Earth. I That's easy. The cover art's just got a Mango On it, White Backdrop; It looks super juicy; with a green leaf, I think. E Who made it? I Uhhhhh. ^> Uhhhhh... O You forgot! I No! I know, I know. It was.... A Who? U She forgot again. I I did NOT. E Did too. Who made it? I It was...it was...Herobust! Y Herobust? I Wasn't it? E Wrong! A Loser. I I am not a Loser. It was…Was it Ganja White Night? E I don't know, was it? A Was it? I I don't know! Just tell me. E I can't. I Yes you can! E I can't. Your rules-- I Exactly, it's my rules! Just gimmie the answer! E I think you're going to have to GOOGLE it. I Ugh, no way. E So is Liquid Stranger your final answer? Y Liquid Stranger?! I I never said Liquid Stranger. A Idiot. O Now she's never gonna get it. U What did you say before? I It was...oh... A See dude. I Shut up, I had it-FUCK. A Damn dude, you broke her. I I'm not broken, I just forgot - E Liquid Stranger, going once-- I I never said Liquid Stranger! I know it wasn't Liquid Stranger; Why would it ever be Liquid Stranger? CUT TO: A pair of mysterious dudes Suits in Sunglasses are collecting famous DJs. SUIT Martin Stääf? LIQUID STRANGER ...Yes... SUIT. Come with me. ___ CUT TO: Two fans are watching interdimensional cable. SUPACREE It's a practical-- FAN 1 WHAT HAPPENED? FAN 2 IT JUST CUT-- __ Aliens in an Ascended dimension of hyper-intelligence are studying our three-dimensional existence from an unknown cosmic world. BRAMF Remember that planet I showed you--the-- ARLA Yeah, with the Axis? BRAMF Yeah. ARLA Yeah? BRAMF Something happened to it, ARLA Like what? BRAMF It's flat now. ARLA WHAT? BOTH Woah. >^ Sometimes, even i'm surprised by the things I've written. ME I didn't see that one coming! MYSELF Neither did I: I was gonaa say it was off it's axis. I Flat's funnier. ME Yeah, and probably not as tragic. MYSELF I mean...that would be pretty tragic. I Probably easier to manage. ME Perhaps…But I mean, if you have a whole planet, and then it just collapses-- MYSELF It's just flattened; nobody said it collapses. MEANWHILE The planet collapses. __________ CUT TO: SUPACREE is now a full-blown superpowered vigilante; She seeks revenge for GETTER sending her through the interdimensions at AUDIOTISTIC. SUPACREE Getter, we meet again. GETTER I've never met you before; what are you doing in my dressing room? SUPACREE Why does a DJ have a dressing room? GETTER I don't know; get out. [She swiftly leaves; as she exits, THE SUITS approach the dressing room door.] SUIT 1 Tanner Petulla? GETTER Yeah? SUIT 2 Come with us. GETTER Fuck that! [He doesn't have a choice.] Oh shit, the next scene is already written, I remember this. Oh, okay! I get it! Yeah. She's still at-- She's still on the-- ____ JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. For what? You're suck in this until it's done. What's done? It'll never be over, it's just infinite. ENTER THE MULTIVERSE ^ UNTITLED DOCUMENT >< >< >< ANGEL 1 YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO SKRILLEX ON YOUTUBE? ANGEL 2 DON'T. JESUS I mean... ANGEL 1 DON'T you dare. SUPACREE I might as well, by the time I finish downloading it I probably won't even be able to listen to it. ANGEL 2 You shouldn't. SUPACREE I shouldn't, but I know i have to. ANGEL 1 In PUBLIC? JESUS Could go Incognito... ANGEL 2 INCOGNITO; The “oh please don't look at this:” easy algorithm engine for “LOOK AT ME, I'M HIDING SOMETHING.” MEANWHILE...IN DEEP MEDITATION…(IE OMNIPOTENCE) SUPACREE So... if a song is... nothing but question and answer, what's a song which references another in an attempt to address the question which was asked? ME A conversation between one song and another? MYSELF I guess, yes; I Well, that would be a symphony, I would suppose. SUPACREE It would, wouldn't it. ME That is, if the songs were in sync. MYSELF They could be made to be. I Every song is made to be in sync; ME I mean, two songs, made to be in sync with each other. _______ SUPACREE is on the floor at a rave. BASSGOD WAKE UP. SUPACREE This isn't funny anymore. ANGEL It was never funny. You have to get up. SUPACREE I'm up. BASSGOD You're NOT UP. ANGEL Come on, you have to do this. SUPACREE I'm doin it. GOD NO. ANGEL It's no use. She's so, so under there. It would take all of us to try to pull her out--that is without... [The darkening sky crumbles, as the thunderous storm rages, the battle between worlds expands throughout the outer galaxies.] ____ You're not skinny enough You're not pretty enough You're too dark, And you don't work quickly enough Much younger girls are putting in such Efforts, just to be, the perfect little beauty queen You wish you were, But couldn't be and kids these days are Everything that means anything Sometimes I Don't Wanna Be Happy… It was bad, But better than I'll ever be A basic remix, For the basic bitch that sings it And, I'm basically a Dillon Francis fiend, Have you seen this? Now it's getting serious, I seriously doubt there's anything I can do about it It's in God's hands and, I live in Satan's house How did he do this? How did this happen? The sad result of the damage, Cause i'm pretty sure The very last time my ex ever hit me Something got stuck on repeat; It's just eating me up. ___ [Untitled Document] What did we call that place, between “The Blackout” and waking up. Hazy. I thought it was something more clever. Maybe, but i'll never find it if i'm just scrolling through these documents. Write ”Untitled Document” That's all I've got, I guess. _____ [A DJ] Can be played by literally any DJ. A wild, wild party has happened. A DJ wakes up, previously having been sprawled out across the floor. A DJ Whose house is this…? Ugh. [Looks in mirror.] A DJ ughhh. [S/he gets up and stumbles groggily, stepping over bodies hunched and perched, slung about sleeping. Peacefully. The sun is bright, a curse to the eyes of the clearly hungover, and likely still quite inebriated DJ. ] CONCURRENTLY: >>> SUPACREE awakens from a ‘stupor' herself, displeased. She looks in the mirror, at first disgruntled, then “picks up her face” adjusts her perception, and decides, SUPACREE (“I'm good.”) Yep. [And she keeps it steppin, still asking aloud, as she ponders to herself;] SUPACREE Whose house is this? [And makes her way into the kitchen, where she (probably in a montage) cleans around the many bodies of hot people and rave babies still smudged and dripping in everything glittery; she appears to have ‘frozen time', as she vacuums faces and erases permanent marker penises drawn onto the foreheads and other exposed body parts of those who have fallen asleep with no shoes on. She cooks breakfast and straightens the entirety of what is now more recognizable as someone's home, though the owner still remains unknown. She sips coffee and reads the newspaper, as she steps behind the freshly detailed decks; and prepares a set through the headphones shes hung happily around her neck.] PAUSE ME See! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MYSELF It is. Ridiculous. You can't vacuum someone's face! I Not that part-- MYSELF --Especially white people! ME You never said they were all white people. I I mean, predominantly; it said hot people and rave babies. MYSELF That's racist! ME It isn't. This whole scene would be entirely different, if it had nothing but black people in it. ALTERNATELY: She wakes up in the same house, but it's clean. SUPACREE ...Whose house is this? BEYONCE It's my house. SUPACREE It's... nice. BEYONCE Yes it is. ______ DILLON FRANCIS has the master plan. SUPACREE Ugh, he knows everything. GOD Not everything, dear, believe me. SUPACREE Everything that matters. GOD There's no such thing as everything that doesn't matter. SUPACREE ...What?! __ Don't look in there! You won't find anything in there. I hate these things. ____ It doesn't work if you don't practice. How do I practice without decks? You don't. How do I Dj without practicing? You don't. So DJing is just for rich people? I mean, primarily, or just...anyone with money, if you have it. Fuck this, I quit. You can't quit. If you quit we forfeit the game. No... You idiot. What game? I thought she knew about the game. What. game. Well, it's not just a game, it's a language. WHAT GAME. She's about to be so angry, dude, just--- Just run. ___ 8 Dimensional--wait, what? Oh, she finally made it. I never thought she'd get to this part. Well, she stopped eating meat and cooks asian food-- ---yeah, but that's like 6 different places-- She's not listening to Skrillex. --She's not skipping it-- --yeah, but she isn't listening to it actively.-- Josh Pan. Yeah. I am. Why. I thought we were past “why” We were, we were WAY past “why” It wasn't really a question, guys, don't worry about it. “Don't worry about it” Tsh. Tsh. ___ It's just an expression. “expression” yes. I get it-- ___ He named it “Kliptown Empyrean” What. What's “Empyrean”? I'd love to know, but I don't. Don't google it. I won't, I just. __ GO KARTS. With A K. __ Where's Kliptown? South of Capetown? South? South Afri-- Stop. HE”S AFRICAN? Stop. What's more offensive; Being called an African, or an Alien? ___ One off...hmmm… Always one off. ___ Get out of my house! This is your house? Thank God, I was starting to worry the owner like wandered off and got lost; or, you know (makes slitting throat) I... no, this is my--wait. Who are you? Me? I'm S U P A C R E E “S U P A C R E E”? [having been yet unrecognized, shes is used to having to spell it] Yeah; ___ Key of Cringe: I'm in a box with all my thoughts, And I am not on top of the world Or taking shots, I'm just rocking back and forth Like broken record, Repeating sequences, a robot A beat box of kittens Nobody wants I'm lost (if rock and roll will take me I wonder how much it costs) ____ What did this kid do? Nobody knows _Oh, shit, it's the Jews again. I love the Jews. We know. I keep telling you, you're jewish I'm not jewish my mom's… That's not your mom. Of course that's my mom. It's not, I already told you what planet you're on? __ Now, tell us why we wear our masks! Oh, there are lots of reasons for that. Tell us about the Sauce! All the sauce? Yeah!!! That would be a long story. __ Oh, the Google kids are cute, too. I especially love that little chunky one. He is cute, he's probably my favorite, actually ____ PIERCE? Who the fuck is PIERCE? Google it. I like this, this is- It's different, isn't it? Yeah, and then it __ Sunni—are you Jewish? I...identify as “Jewish” You can't just identify as Jewish. Well, I do. No, you can't just “identify” as Jewish; your mother has to be Jewish. Okay; my mother is Jewish. Sunni—you don't talk much about your family; who's your mother? Who's your mother?! Oh! Okay, we're done. See you next time, bye! What are you doing? What? “Identify as Jewish”?! WHAT?! I do! No I don't! You don't know me! Maybe not! But I know TMZ. I'm not on TMZ Sunni Blu is on TMZ What did I do?! YOu know what you did. ∆ Well, alright then. ∆ Must be something. ∆ I got it. . Don't look at me;; I'm a catastrophe, I'm just waking up now Don't look at me, I got so high i think I might not come down It's not a bad thing But I'm a bad guy, i promise It's not a bad thing, Don't look in my eyes; Especially if I like you Especially if you have other plans tonight, Or this morning That's right Time flies when you're (dynomite) Time flies when your mind right I didn't mean to stay here It's been nearly half a year, you know It's nearly half a year It's nearly half a y AHEM ALRIGHT. JESUS CHRIST. No, not that! [sighs heavily, frustrated] Enjoy Your Day. FARRO nobly sacrifices his own life during The Lovers Quarrel, as PETRUTHEIO attempts a final and fatall blow unwittingly against ‘CESMET' A saturn of satirical Return of reverb Expanding explosions of Outward and unearthly Worlds within words Or words within Worlds on the Curve of the Unwritten overtures of -Mother wow . I guess. Do you want a cup of coffee? I want you to shut the fuck up. What if Jimmy Fallon had a diary as a kid. And I found it when i shapeshifted into his body. Yeah, what if. What if this is it? [SUPER HUGE GASP] Oh, AHEM- No, i Gotta write this. AHH– Oh, the things i would do to you Oh, woah, The things you would do to me Oh, no, no, woah The things i would do AHHH– Don't be mad I'm a writer I'm like this Hi kids wanna see how sharp my knife is yikes Sigh, bitch, ive been sitting in silece With the lights off cause i like it Ilike it a lot, but uhm Ahem, The rabbi's mad cause that i'd write this And it's shabbat This is why i don't listen to deadmau5 anymore. What are you talking about *listenining to* GODDAMIT. what The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… 03. JIMMY FALLON All ya'll are all worth bout a dollar; I am a cyclone, watch me holler I lived my whole life underwater I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon All ya'll are only bout a dollar I work so hard, I guess for nothin I am not worried bout a dollar I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon I guess I'll do it on my own I had to do it all alone I made some soup, all out of stones I am the only one I know I am not worried bout the sauce I am so famous, got a stalker I am so famous Can't go no where I got a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I'm at the office, Not my home No collab I work alone Opened a business, got a loan I got a hundred of them passwords I went frontwards —1I went backwards Went to Manhattan, took a walk Went to the rock and dropped a rock Now put your money where your mouth is I got a thousand Jimmy Fallons (What's that) (I'm the host) What's that, what's that I work alone What's that what's that I dropped a rock into the rock What's that what's that I'm the host, I'm Jimmy {enter the multiverse/ as seen on tv} Story/ music video Moderately famous household television Jimmy Fallon suddenly begins appearing everywhere—that is—on every possible TV screen imaginable— The Protagonist, in confusion, can't seem to escape, and also amusingly begins finding Pennies in very strange and seemingly random places—these Pennies then begin opening up portals, breaking the fourth wall and opening worlds to other dimensions— Have you seen this? Uhh, hmwhat is it? Mits m “Two dumb Jews, starring Seth Rogen, and some other dude— Who's the other dude— some Jew,but it's got Adam Sandler in it. Oh, so three dumb Jews. So, no, then? I'd watch the shit out of that, though, tvh. Why's the synopsis? Uhh. Two Jewish musicians struggling to make it in new York's congested underground music scene hit it off in comedy by complete accident, after being booked as a duo for a comedy club they mistook for a bar. Heh. Okay, who does Adam Sandler play? “The Bookkeeper” What. Who the fuck is “the book keeper?” We'll see, I guess. “Two Broke hoes@ It's like two broke girls, but actually funny. What, be nice . Okay. Two Broke Ghosts That's better— — And marketable. Are you pale, or just— No, I'm dead. I'm dead. X.X Be NICE. Now our musical guests, SWAGGARBOMB. What in the fuck kind of music is that It's called “Dorkstep” [the doorbell rings] Great, who the fuck is I got a train car of your body count I got way far out to far rock away, way out Stop to talk to me, or don't, Kill your culture You need some? I got u— Probiotics, yo The truth hurts Your shit stinks Must be a mirror over herer Cause that's me I m your hero. Esha I think McGuiennes? Or McGrefor, after Ewab, maybe New York wants me to kill myself Maybe eventually New York if full of the devil The devil is money And everyone wants it The root of all evil, Is getting even The root of all evil Is people Beside myself, But besides that The ones hurting me, are soon to be where I am That's just karma The gangstalkers are soon to be stalked Coughed, and shot at The neighbors are soon to be eaten by their own demons When I don't clean them The root of all evil is evil, And that's all I see here White power wants me to kill my self The Caucasians get crazy when the race war is waging The elections are coming up And they see us coming up on conciousness They don't want us Just being honest They're hateful, They washed all the love out Thanks Karen But she don't care White firms just wanna have fun And they get to Meanwhile, me and I Eat shit( bro, And die Why's it nice to be white Even when you're wrong, you're right All you gotta do is lie, Open up your big blue eyes real wide and Decide what you want, Put us under your foot, And make us pay for it Thanks Karen Caucasians are terrorists I think it's McGuennes or however you spell it, cause half the names are like plays on Okay, I lie: You made a world where I have to Okay, I steal You took everything that I'm after already Or your ancestors did Call the luxury apartment reparations But ain't got no privacy, and hells angels and the kkk Ride motorcycles every time I get my eye on the prize So what's the price for being indegenous, black, and a genius White supremacy finds sneakier ways to kill you ESHA MCGUENNES (I thought figure out how to spell that. My left side's off I guess I got Stuck in the love of the art I was writing that part When the life of my love Fell over me A lover huh I'm so confused. I'm sorry bro, But if you're morbidly obese, But your feet are like a size 6– You are not BIG BONED. My doctor said I have a small frame, my feet are size 9, I went from a 10 to an 8.5 after losing 200 hundred pounds, I'm like “goddamn! Even my feet were fat! Fuck” But if you're fat like I was and your feet are size 6, your feet might be like a si3 4! You're a fat fucking pixie that fucked around and can't do little pixie shit now, cause you like pixie sticks Too much I'm just the rat in the dumpster I made this whole world up I swallowed the doctor I hearted the surgeon I locked up the dog catcher; I cauldron'd the Mormons I called it a sermon, but He called them all — Wait, who is Herman?! I don't know! Some black guy on that show I'm writing! what. I don't know. You're writing a show?! I'm on it! Ugh, I don't know. No fair, You really know how to make me cry When you give me those ocean eyes Those ocean eyes Good looking people In good looking places Doing good things; I just want to be Good today Good looking people Good looking people Bye, bye little bird, Think of the dreams we made Think of the drummer boy, Your lover boy, Then, the other boy There we go again, With the drums we played And the love we made It just won't make it Oh I Just Can't take it Can I come back yet? SHUT UP, GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN. I'm having breakfast at 10 am Thinking damn this depression is just setting in There's a chest on my elephant Chester drawer with hand carved elements Elephant ok my chest, Clisets with hangers and button ups I haven't won't yet What FOR WHAT FOR. MY EYES. For the sake of the art, I heart ya. For perhaps if I love, That's how I lost ya. So I keep all my love close, The brothers have found the fountain How many dollars do tootsie pops cost For one Jimmy Fallon? return to the blacklist. Great. Now I'm Jimmy Fallon. Well what's fucked up! What happened! FUCK! I hate being Jimmy Fallon! Whose dick swings to the right like that. Ow. FUCK. Fuck this guy. GODDAMMIT. -_- Let me in. Or I could just leave you out. No, don't do that. WHY. Ahh. Shhhhhh!!! What if someone sees me. Hmm, let's see. [rings neighbors dooorvelk, shuts door] No! The neighbor opens the door; now gifted with the ability to see demons, after merging with Fast forward Oh no, when did that thing come into play (When this happened) Liz lemon lives on the ground floor It don't matter cause she ain't never home l She's at the rock That's all the way up Good talk, Donaguey, Good, Good Talk Good people Good show Good good times It's good to be long gone from home Go to work at the plaza That ones Conan. Oh, Why?! Why not, though. OH, you mean— Katt. What up Snoop . Ahh, Look what the pimp limped in. You think you're clever. You think you're at least 5 foot—but you're 4 foot 9 I'm STILL WINNING CHARLIE SHEEN relapses on the dance floor Oh shit. Relapses to which habit? All of them! 10-4 CALL RUSSEL BRAND. Csnt. Why not. He's blacked out. What? Another relapse?! No, he just— passed out KABLAM. “The Cockney Thug” He's just like that now. God What is it. Can I have ham in my spam samwhiches. —you want ham in your spam sandwhich. Yes. Roasted cantaloupe with Put your notebook On my throat-Scrotum I like your poems So I wrote you this one Oh. That's. Welcome—to the' creepy shit fans have done for u's backlogs. “Backlogs” Well, I have millions of fans, It would take me years to look at all this. [the festival project] Woah. Woah. Ok. Yo. Have you seen this. What is it. I don't know. Hm. Look. Woah: Yeah, it's— Wow Ok. It just goes on like this— For how long— For like GOH GOH l GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUT TO: Latest — 1:04 WHAT? MEANWHILE ….IS THAT A JIMMY FALLON? LOOKS LIKE ONE. SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. ok , boss. I told you, He would play The Devil's Advocate, If need be [JIMMY FALLON is shot mercilessly in the shoulder in broad daylight.] YO. THEY SHOT ME. He'll be okay. He's Jimmy Fallon. [LIKE 90,000 Ambulances and a SWAT team roll up.] See. DEADMAU5 charges himself in a high speed chamber—a tech-driven coffin via a USB port in his neck. Lol. Ok. (PDA) Public Displays of Affliction I've never even see. A. Aston Martin Sometimes it's worth it, Getting lost in Manhattan I just saw the sign I wouldn't dare entering, anyhow Not in this outfit Not in this predicament (I just left the Whole Foods market) I got lost and god was happy Motor cars for music Force a figure ibto music Forgive Annie, Run a mile what's a california smile In New York What a garden Oh, what a garden Double back. For a second glance Oh, don't we all want second chances Now I've been an Aston Martin Motorists dot muses now u want her What a party I just saw the sign Now I've been an Aston Martin All by design Companion passing through KAWS I just bought a Ferrari I said, Where the roof is?! Where the roof is?! Blū electrico Roof finished in Nero Just a hit of magic A menacing, incredibly ambedextrous submissive One time I played God, I was hanging as the sun in Toronto In my third eye was a camera lense; My baby daddy, Lover and my best friend My husband My lover and My best friend My brother And my father Were my best friends Once upon a time I never had friends Now I remember sitting in the backseat, Has been I remember when I never had ribs I remember when I never had meat Nice to meet you I already had a coffee I remember sitting in the front seat Once upon a time I was anno one Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once a bunch of Pennies, lady Gaga I'm a baby, haha Once upon a time, I was a no one A nobody Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I remember penny was a virgin I remember when you were the third one, l Once upon a time I was the first one Once upon a time, I thirst my quench with Coffee Body guard! I remember going on a long run I remember once there was a Knock on my door Now I quench my thirst with smart water With a hard on Never was a smart one Just an artist I was no one Once upon a dollar Jimmy Fallon Once upon a nothing, there was no one Now I take my coffee on a long ride No fun Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Amen I wish for every dollar I ever had, back Jimmy Fallon I wish it was 11:11, every Dillon Francis I wish for sandwhiches on leavened bread at Passover I wish this whole world would Passover, With the the stories in my home And in my notebook I wish for the fame and wealth with it, Jimmy Fallon I wish I never laughed at Dillon Francis I wish Skrillex was never a demon, I take it back I want the wealth And not the fame Just the freedom, Jimmy Fallon What do you mean by that? A dad, an actor An attack, The press is back and asking questions I can't handle that I can't. I just can't with that Abandon the matrix Go back to What's his name But I can't Cause I made him up Call my mother begging to drop the charges Called my God Just asking what the pocket watch does What's an engagement ring like that coat How much to rug the cameras up Inside my home So I don't know about em That shit's priceless Like the 9 Dollar's I've got Marked up, but not to spend them at the Market Jimmy Fallon I pray for your family But not as hard as I pray For my son Or God To take this fat off So I can look like Jennifer Aniston Cause that's God to em, 22 year old Adam Sandler At a brunch A talk show with my Least favorite host of all time Jimmy Fallon But I love to laugh, huh I just got back, God My house is a mess I want meth like AshGod If Method man was drinking up the water Would there be backwash It's a horrible, windfall This awesome art project My broken heart The coughing stalkers Whatever the fuck is going on in New York I love New York But not New Yorkers It hurts to be the worst person The first person to put reverse curses On shamans from the 3rd world And I'm living in the first world, But I just learned that Underneath the surface Is the fourth world That's some dichotomy Huh That's some diabolical plot The cosmic avenger is stuck in a dimension Of white pocket tenses And white bitches who get offended With this scripture But listen I just got up And I've been privy to Never sleeping again Norman Needs you, Mrs. Hotch But I was never Mrs. Roberts With all of the hearts and crosses , stars I give up on love Where's DimlonnFrancis at That's a man without a mask, That's a mannequin m. Just got up And I still want breakfast All I got is Stuff that's leavening A hand in my pocket Just for God to show me Nobody I want wants me Jimmy Fallon has a family That's a tragedy, that But I laughed so hard in the bathtub I still haven't come back from that I feel bad for em, actually All the husbands Cause I was the wife that sucks And he hated me so much I got punched in the— Doesn't matter Stuck in the telling it over and over Nobody loves me My new password is Fuckit I'm gone galloping horses, And hornets, I'm just a furniture Probably should have aborted me, mother Just like you wanted to But I'm still in the hospital On the honor roll Cause I had them all lined up The prophets of the “Impossible, could not be my God!” That's what they all said, But they dressed me up like Some sort of messiah, So I was, then It wasn't right, no That was malpractice But now I've got Camping in Malibu Crossed off my list forever Shit It's some dichotomy Just hold onto me I'm the rock, You're the kite now, Jimmy Fallon I was just better off dead, You know Better off stuck in my head, you know. I read your messages, every one of them Every one of the drugs in my bucket I threw up from the fan club Impossible, Could not have been at that clown JIMMY FALLON - THE COSMIC AVENGER JIMMY FALLON THE COSMIC AVENGER is levitating in a hyper-meditative state. UH – “hehe” …I beg your pardon. “Hehe” Um… Fuck. Or “haha” “haha” … Just admit it. … Admit it already! –haha. Admit WHAT. This gets Levels. Nobody thought Patrice O Neal was a woman! I thought Patrice O Neal Was a Woman. Ah, fuck, I'm nobody. “Nobody” Is that Bob Saget? I swiped right on this dude, just cause he looked exactly like Bob Saget. Omg. Bob Saget! Fuck, that's right. EXT. THE W HOTEL, BEVERLY HILLS, DAY/ EXT . PODSHARE WESTWOOD ROOFTOP, DAY OH MY GOD, GUYS, LOOK: IT'S BOB SAGET. No it's not! Oh My God! Yeah IT IS! Fuck, really?! Bob Saget?! BOB SAGET! YO GUYS, IT'S BOB SAGET. It was, in fact, Bob Saget. Bob Saget's dead, right? Oh yeah, bud. That's it guys! No more dead celebrities! I'm coming with you! NO MORE GHOSTS. Look, I have something to tell you. UGH. COME ON. This is a weird superpower. EXT. GRAVEYARD, QUEENS, NY. DAY … … … Having fun yet? Alright! I have a question! What? When do I get to– Get to what? You know. Luckily, I die long beore Jimmy Fallon, and as my time approached, I took all i could absorb from the world within, and without, almost as if any and all of my deathwish had been satiated with the gentle ease, the notion of knowing my imminent death would come long before what those surrounding me would consider my time, and therefore would not be made to lose anymore than I already had–but at least, I did have th strength in knowing, not only would i never grow so old as to see for show most of what I had done, but that I had done most of what I would have at all, and not much longer than my words would form into all that would come to be known as my full body of work, I would perish, even before–long before– those I had studied, admired, and known to love–if only through the fourth wall, at all. The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… THAT was a HARD left turn. So, what time can we listen to Excision? Sometime after intermission. How many acts is this again? ___ I told you, IN-FIN-ITE. Okay… I just wanted to know how long it would take? ___ I know someone that cold get us in _____ (Sitting on a speaker in the BassPod) What is she doing? What are you doing? Charging. __________ I think I found that girl you were looking for. Where is she? I said I found her: I didn't say you could have her. She's not a possession, I'm just trying to talk to her. You didn't mention that she was-- Be careful with your words. Oh, I think it's you that ought to be careful. You're losing your power over her and it shows. Mm. And what about your ‘power', hm? I haven't any power over her-- Oh, but you do-- Will Power at best, That would only be half of it. That would be all I had anything to do with; she was given free agency. HA. “Given”? ____ awww look at that bass face. Well, that's one reason... __ Ah what! you can change your entire frequency? No Fair, I can't do that You can, it just takes practice. What kind of practice-- ___ Oh shit, this hits different with two headphones. It all hits different with headphones. Calorie Deficit Calculator: -3423 Oh shit. Well how many calories did I eat? BEFORE: …chocolate chip cookies? NO— —CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESzzxz— [CC/SUPACREE robotically and autonomously ditches her bicycle outside of sprouts, not giving a Fuck.] —s—noh! stop it! Stop controlling me! THEY ARE VEGAN. SO? STOP IT. Ooh, what's this. I don't know— get it. CC/SUPACREE stands awkwardly at the checkout with a varied selection of vegan baked goods. *beep* Yeaaaahh. So wait. SUPACREE is controlled by aliens? WE ARE GODS. Knock it OFF! [NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: SUPASTRENTH ] Nice. Yeah dude. Watch this. The Legend of Supacree is the #1 MMORPG in the world; it is also happening in real-time, in multiple worlds within the multiversial construct of the actual Omniverse. AGHHHHH In fact, nobody even plays GTA or call of duty anymore. YAH! [Random objects falling from the sky. ] SUPACREE Oh, nice. INSTANT MANIFESTATION. JUST POST THE FUCKING EPISODE ALRIGHT?! this bitch is fucking crazy. Watch this. Watch what? SHIA LABEOUF discovers The Legend Of Supacree franchise and becomes villainously obsessed with It, hatching a heinous and maniacal plan to hunt her down and capture her—tracking her every move and learning everything about her he can. Wtf. I don't know. Is he a villain? I don't know. I guess. I'M A SUPERVILLAIN. …He's a supervillain. I guess. Why?! I don't know. This is creeps. It is creeps. [lifts one eyebrow.] SUPACREEps. Scary monsters and supacreeps. Heh. NO, NO MUSICIANS. Heh. SHIA LABEOUF is a straight up gangster. HE'S CRAZY! [SHIA LAUGHING MANIACALLY.] Oh, wow– That dude is a straight up psychopath. You're a straight up psychopath. I'm not arguing. What is THIS part of the story? Well, son, you made it through. WOODY HARRELSON? WHAT. Woody Harrelson?! WHY? I don't know. He just fit the part. WHAT PART?! WHAT/! Nobody quite understands what's happening in ENTER THE MULTIVERSE, however, THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE has taken an incredible turning point, intersecting with the world of LEGENDS and THE SECRET LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ/ THE SUITE LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ. IT HAS? YES? WHERE? I WANNA DIE. OH! That's not SUPACREE! [CC HULK SMASHES her bike onto the rack on the bus. THE HULK, sitting just in front stares at her wide-eyed as she boards the bus over the rim of his sunglasses.] Oh, maybe, nevermind. Wait! Is it THE HULK, or MARK RUFFALO? I don't know! I don't give a shit! Why are you even writing this? Uhhhhhhhh. [CC's brain is slowly melting as she rides the bus to work. THE HULK– OR IS IT MARK FUCKING RUFFALO!? I DON”T FUCKING CARE– THERE'S A DIFFERENCE WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IT – DOESN'T– MATTER! ‘It doesn't matter.' Chal's words echoed in my head almost too loudly–as boldly blind and sometimes even dumb as he was, he was also wise, and as it turned out, right–it really didn't matter. Nothing mattered at all. I had gone through the motions of reaching out to him, to of course as expected learn that he and whatever her name was had gone their separate ways; I understood that would be the case nearly immediately back in Mazunte, but as he was insistent he would woo her–and persistent in doing so, that I thought maybe after all love– or what really turned out to be his obstinate lust would win the day–and yet, it hadn't; he was again single and on the prowl– and although at one point I had even lusted after him briefly, trailing behind him in nonchalant platonic carelessness as he obsessively followed another woman, had allowed me to become comfortable enough in the friendzone that i could just simply exist next to him; Now, again faced with homelessness and factoring in my inability to travel much further than south of the border, especially now knowing well how to travel throughout mexico and into Guatemala, I wondered truly if my own self-worth had really been lowered to the point of allowing myself to meet Chal in Guatemala–even full well knowing that he, too, preferred perfect and illy white to my dark skin and quite seemingly matronly features, and, knowing for myself that I wasn't his first choice– as he and I had of course met in Mazunte around the same time he had met whom he considered to be ‘his Goddess'-- albeit while on a topless beach and thus hynotized by her breasts. Men were hopeless. Then, here I was, waking up every other sleep cycle in the cold sweat of a wet dream, the subject of which I typically at least tried to keep deeply hidden in my subconscious psyche as secrets, although by now it seemed there really were none, and all that I knew and that I thought were known and seen by some other than myself–though somehow still holding true to my belief that there really was none other than myself–in my own broken and twisted world, alone and punished in the depths of mediocrity and shame. Woah. Riding the bus. There's nothing lower. There's walking. To the bus. Yah. And all the sick people. And all the crackheads. And all the–what are those? Demons [demon hacks.] Ugh, fucking–ugh. SHIA LABOUFF'S obsession with SUPACREE is helga petaki-meets Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch. Oh, wait, we're back on that storyline? I mean– I don't know how to write this. Just write it. he's a villain, right? I mean, that suit. SHIA LA– FUCK. WHAT?! Worst last name EVER. Well, not ever– Wait, is he black?! –It sounds french. GOOGLE SEARCH: ‘How Jewish is Shia LaBeouf? ‘ –no, he's Cajun – That's french-black–wait— –what? Cajun AND Jewish? –Yeah– Jesus! JESUS What? (raises one eyebrow) SUPACREE strategizes a plan of attack. Attack for what? {ATTACK} YOUUUU INCEPTED ME!!! AGH! {COUNTER ATTACK} NOT ME! DISNEY! {DODGING COUNTER ATTACK} Yeah, Blame “Disney!” I JUST DID. Oh, yeah, right!! RAVEN SYMONÉ It was Disney. THEY OK'D THIS?! They bought Marvel! THEY OK'D EVERYTHING. —Even the SKRILLEX? Especially the Skrillex —Especially the Skrillex. AGHHHHHHHH—— ———-AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! SHIA LABEOUF VS SUPACREE: FIGHT!!!! Everything looks good— —everything looks good. Everything looks fine— —Everything looks fine. But wait— What? What about that guy? Oh My— —oh my… Is he gonna be alright? Is that guy —gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright? Is—that guy gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright Is that guy— Gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright?? Is that guy gonna be alright?! Is that guy gonna be alright m? Everything looks good— —everything looks fine Looks good— But what about that guy? …I don't know about that guy. Is he alright? Yo. Yooo. Stop writing songs about Skrillex. ((I literally can't.)) What?! It doesn't have to be about Skrillex! It could be about anybody! Here, they call with disco balls Stars in my eyes, but stars do fall First true love dies hard after all, No star shines bright as morning comes —(for) Sonny …I didn't write that. CUT TO: CC writes automagically between sets of heavy lifting. IMAGINARY FRIENDS, PART III DEADMAU5!!!! okay—one more—then cupcakes— Cupcakes? No cupcakes! I WANT CUPCAKES. Uh—No way! YES WAY. Mmm—no I'm sick of this diet! I'm not on a diet! I eat! You eat GRASS. I'm a vegan. This shit sucks. I told you, grass tastes bad. RICK?! (I also want cupcakes. ) Mmkay—ohh. You said that was the last one. No, more more. NO “one more” But I like this one—and it has the right amount of weights on it already—see? Jesús Christ He's not here. (Yes I am). Why the Fuxk. I also want cupcakes Okay, one more No “one more” The power of Christ compels ye! … Is that how that works? No. Maybe. (((Yes.))) AGHHH. The celebrities of Hollywood are gang stalking SUPACREE Can we— No. But I didn't even get to ask the question. The answer is no. THE CELEBRITIES OF HOLLYWOOD, after assembling with the Bampheramphs and Morherfuckers, have formed a supergroup tasked with bringing SUPACREE to THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE—so far, they have cunningly out-bested and outwitted THE US GOVERNMENT, including but not limited to THE FEDS, THE CIA, THE FBI and THE SECRET SERVICE. REALLY? I GUESS. HOW?! — DRAKE snoops on SUPACREE as she writes working half heartedly at THE NECK MACHINE with peaking curiosity, peaking over the time of his sunglasses. Whats it called. “Nautilus 4 way neck “ BPM: you're a jerk Do the Drake Do the Drake Do the Drake Work that neck Work that— Neck, Becky Work that neck, Work that neck Do the— “new note: Purchase ‘Honestly, nevermind' I had worked an entre month at LVAC before the circus went underway; Not a single drop of Skrillex had ever been played over the loudspeakers at any moment, for any of the time I had been employed there, nor had it burdened me any of the other time I had spent bettering myself within what I once cherished as sacred walls–now the illusion shattered, as nowhere I could seem to run – even the rural coastal jungle of Mexico-was far enough to escape the clammerings of something I quite honestly very much still loved, but wouldn't allow myself to enjoy— Or maybe, now, couldn't. BANGARANG. ‘Fuck this shit.' I wanted to move, but didn't—I wanted to leave, and probably should have, but wouldn't. I just sat there through it as my coworker, standing at about 5'4 ½ in a pair of tight black skinny jeans sang along and bounced rhymically. What the fuck. Then, as it had just been earlier that I was thinking of Sonny himself, and how, be it that any of my premonitions were actually accurate and true as I had once thought them to be, there would perhaps come a day that I regretted not listening to his works, just as one regrets not spending time with a loved one before their passing not giving enough attention to the little things, the tiny details, the time they had missed, but never missed without missing their loved one until it was too late. Then again, for me, any time in the then- present was too late, as I had only been followed, taunted, and ridiculed, openly humiliated and embarrassed, and never really paid directly for anything I had done, whether it did have to do with Skrillex or otherwise –and so I had made it more than a point to distance myself from it, anything having to do with it, or him, or anything really, music related—of course besides relying heavily on deadmau5 just for my own existence–that is, willingness wake up, move about the world and its endless, pointless constructs, and even so, completing a worthwhile workout with enough satisfaction that I could allow myself to leave the building–and now, with my commute taking up a grand total of 4 hours of my entire day—I didn't have the time or the energy to stay late into the days and even afternoons as I had before, or to arrive early as I had in the days and weeks before; Now this job was amounting to nothing at all, and I was surely less than breaking even. Whats the worry? You've got 20 minutes to write a story! Don't be sorry Mind your orders. You're a war chief Marry me, Oh pretty please— I plead to you, just sing for me Just think of me as a Never ending fantasy, At the very least When you bury me —and you buried me alive, Just for the look of things What makes us even Slitting wrists Or splitting things unevenly (Either thing benefits me, And my penis, I think.) Make me famous— She said Hate me or debate me, I have everything I need And I have everything you have, But I can leave, All with my dreams intact I do believe You think I'm evil Either way, unnecessary Why would I sit down and write a story— When you just did it for me? Why would I pledge allegiance to old glory She's ignoring me; Why would I change my name to satisfy your needs When mine sit idly by waiting Why would I dream of you, When you dream of me I have all I need, You have all of me in the other room While you watch cartoons with your lady I hate anime and now I hate you too, But I'm so stupid, Nothing soothes my moods, Except playing your tunes, Or music Whoop De Fucking do Would you Marry Me? He said (He never did, he just let her—) She said, I do And now they're doomed I built a tomb for two The bride and groom In music Two by two And used by Tuesday Music I presume To the beautiful Music I presume For the usual Music I presume For those who —- SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. That is not how the end of the song goes. No, but this is how the end of the episode goes. Really!? How? [CC stares lifelessly forward out of the front window of the double decker bus; a man dressed in all blue catches her attention—another telepathic shapeshifter.] You brought…an umbrella? I told you there was a shit storm coming. Oh, nooh. Where's yours? I— don't care? That's right you don't. I don't. That's good you don't. I really don't. You don't give a Fuck, or a shit. I—don't give a fuck or a sh—wait— DILLON FRANCIS? I'm good at what I do. What do you DO? THIS. “A Silent Partner” Oh. I like that. That has all kinds of insinuations. Doesn't it? Hermph. You're a creep. A Supacreep. PAUSE ITS MISTER MAGOOoOOOOOOOooO0oO. No, it's the IRS. Fuck. HOLY SHIT SUNNI. WHAT. HOW DO YOU OWE 100,000 IN BACK TAXES?! Student loan debt. WHAT. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Yes it does. HOW. Calm down Marci —MY ÑAME IS— [Sunnī Blū subdues her instantly with one if Supacree's mysterious rave weapons] Sit down, please. …what is that? You like it? Yeah. [she gives her another dose of strange vapor, she relaxes even further.] See. Yeah. Now that you're happy— —am i “happy” ? [she gives her another relaxing dose] —are you Happy? Yeah. Ok. So. I never filed my taxes because I had so muc

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“The Legend of Supacree” L E G E N D S “Tales of A Superstar DJ” My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is myhel Now i do't wanna live no more My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell Now I don't wanna love no more i don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna– Boy gets the girl– but in the end, i'm not either, I Still have to wonder why The nanny How I met yurr' Mother I'm neve gonna get all that God magic I need if I don't stop working. This isn't “work” Oh, yes it is. Deadmau5, a canadian DJ also known as Joel Zimmerman, hosts an anti-superbowl Star Wars Party, which turns unexpect— Look at me, feeling me, feeling you Now look at you, feeling you feeling me Feeling you feeling me Feeling me feeling you Feeling me feeling you Feeling you feeling Feeling you feeling –sorry. —Unexpectedly into the “superbowl party of the century”, when hundreds (eventually thousands) of “invitees” I've never been a man before, (that I know of) But ive got my hand over your heart , And it sure seems hard It sure seems hard -AHEM. Sorry. Receive an invitation via [SUPER JEW RABBI] AHEM What?! –Email, which was actually AHEM. WHAT! Oh My GoD! [Looks at clock] Oh. sorry Rabbi. When did you get to be such a Jew FLASHBACK Age: 12 Mom. I want a dreidel. …What's a dreidel? –And A Menorah! CUT BACK TO But honestly more recently, it was– [Stops traffic in Midtown Manhattan Rushour to pick up a penny.] [Jewish woman] Woooow. [JEWLUMINATTI] You see! I told you! Oh my God, why are the Jews in this series so stereotypically jewish? Because Jews are stereotypically Jewish. FLASHBACK: But what am I really saving here. Gevault! CUT BACK TO: YOU'RE A PEANUT BUTTER JELLy SaNDWHICH WITH NO PEANUT BUTTER AND NO JELLY. So just bread? –yes. But–[Anime sword swish] I don't eat bread. [Anymore] [FIGHT] Dang what DJ battle is THIS. The One You've Been Waiting For Mad men avatar the last air bender Grounded for life So how long's this whole thing supposed to take. –as long as it takes. What kind of answer is that. It's an answer. Don't be so sure of yourself. I am sure of myself; Just because it's not the answer you wanted doesnt make it any less of an answer. Now, sit down Watch out, and watch this: Too many apps on my phone I'm better off alone I'd better kill myself Nobody will ever love me Nobody will ever love me Watch out, watch this: My iPhone is trying to kill me, For real? See; It's natural selection I'm trying to unselect me Caviar, a delicacy How delishish The devil in me says to keep digging my grave I was once at a rave, And he gave me a halo A lion, I'm brave— I once said Spin it, Spin back the record again If it's all in my head Then I'm better off dead I'm better off dead Watch this! @Dillon Francis I'm stuck in a trance— Hanzel was lighting the candle And summoned me, Out of a dead sleep, With no pants on— It was a tech house set But I'm on acid Spinning an axis And stuck in a state of trance —i thought it was armin van buren at one point I have to give up at some point, writing, right? Now this is just point in history Point me away from the misery Mystery flavor is like Fruit punch, Or raspberry— Something like that, If you ask me; But white as the rabbit I pulled out the hat In the back seat I'm hatching a plan to go mad, But I need the recepits from Pasqualle for my taxes What the Fuck does that mean? I don't know; I'll read this In a year, When I unbury it Maybe I married my best friend, Deserved to get hit So I'm just going back to him Scratch that, he's mad at me I have no family Reckless abandonment God I'm attracted to everything Except for that See? She's racist. No, it's my ovaries! The lighter you are, the less the adversity I see you eyes turned to grey; Don't abandon me Yes, I wear contacts I'm faking attractive I laughed at him, had to He actually had magic @Dillon Francis How many hats to you have? Thanks to Hanzel, I'm back on this planet Why light a candle, when you know I haven't an answer; What did you ask? No, i haven't had breakfast yet — Thanks for reminding me I'm in a casket Goddamnit @Dillon Francis What are you? I'm an adversary GOOGLE: adversary ..??? ad·ver·sar·y /ˈadvərˌserē/ noun one's opponent in a contest, conflict, or dispute. Hmm. Oh. Opponent to what?! Could be anything, really. I don't like him… 2 for $ MIX AND MATCH INCLUDES BIG KING REALLY. Which one's the Big King? The little one, I think. He's not little In fact: LOOK AT EM. Dawh. Look at Skrillex. Dawg. Look at Skrillex. He bossed up. He was already boss. Well. He Sauced up, then. What kind of sauce is that?! I don't know, but looks like Dillon Francis is eating it. DILLON FRANCIS IS EATING IT pause. How am I still writing this show. She doesn't eat? She hasn't eaten. She doesn't eat. I haven't ate yet! BET. BET. OK—Bet. Nice. Sick. What are we betting. … … … WAIT. ,,, josh pan? … … Did you unpause? Unpause what? Uh. The game. This is the game. No, the game. This is the game! What are you talking about?!! Now I'm famous> This is The Game. sup. This is Sunni Blū Sup. It is?! Yea it is. Wait, it is?! I thought you were the kidd?? I am the kidd. Then, why is The Game meeting Sunnï Blu? For a collab. Duh. Wait. Pause. QUIT PRESSING PAUSE. Wait. Go back. I didn't get that last part. WE WATCHED IT A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY. Screw you. We're watching it again. Ugh! I hate this! Dude. I hate watching this with you. It takes 3 hours to watch an episode! You guys are talking over all the good parts! It's all the good parts! This shit's exciting. I'm defaulting. What? This isn't—this isn't fair. I'm not doing this. What?! It isn't safe anymore. It was never “safe” SAFE! Oh nice. Baseball. It is baseball. Who's playing? All the DJs. What. For what?! It's the DJ GAMES. THE DJ GAMESsssssssss ITS THE DJ GAMES! OH FUCK YEAH. I fuck this. I quit. what. You can't quit. I can quit. I just did. You can't quit the DJ games. I just did. But you can't. I just did. Hey. Hey, what's up. I'm gonna be late. What's going on? My bus driver's drunk. Are you sure? CITY BUS DRIFTING IN SLOW MOTION /Hans Zimmer Music Yes. Welhp. What. That's it. I'm just gonna have to kill myself. Why, what happened? I'm pretty sure that's the only way to beat this level. What, really? Nah. I'm pretty sure Let me see. *SUPACREE jumps into oncoming traffic* YOU DIED. Aww. I died. WHAT THE FUCK. Well, you said. GAME OVER [fade to black] I HAD NO LIVES LEFT. WELL, YOU SAID! THATS'S NOT THE WAY TO— [fade to white] NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED: GOD MODE OOOHHHHHHHH. WHAT?! LVL i - DREAMSTATE What is this. SUPACREE. I— what? Hello? Follow me. Who is this? I know you. Oh. The above and beyond part. That's funny. I was just— So wait. If the end of this episode, is the end of that movie, then… I guess whatever's happening about now is whatever happened before that part. What part? I, having run off from I, runs into a forest alongside The Endless River, which opens out into a beautiful meadow, the micolored cosmic sky twinkling sweetly above, strange auroras dancing in the skies; a field of glowing and stardusted singing wishflowers at her feet, she frustratingly falls into them, soft grass puffing with the twinkling sounds of fairy dust and sprites (a homage to the lion king) the wishflowers softly sing her to sleep with the subtle and sweet frequencies of Skrillex. (A homage to the wizard of Oz) From Above & Beyond, a flock of Cosmic Creatures in flight spot a golden glimmer from afar; they descend dimensions-- to get a closer look; Closing in on the universe within the confines of a massive structure, which propels itself seamlessly through galaxies faster than the speed of light and sound, though she appears as a large golden space station, slowly drifting through the atmosphere. Manned by yet unseen beings, the golden ship descends upon Skrillex, almost silentl— a swishing whir as the ship, more similar to a futuristic building, an ovaline rounded structure seemingly structured in brass, gold, and silver as it docks to the soft soil of planetary terrain. The landing is soft enough not to have awaken Ū, still sleeping; but an immense light pours from the openings of the ship, waking her--and blinding Sonny as he finally approaches from behind, having been searching for her. She is drawn into the light; he shields his eyes as the beings emerge from their massive station. Monologue/Montage I fell in love with you...it was an accident. I fell in love with you, because I had to; I hadn't thought about it before, but i've been thinking about it ever since. Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, we wouldn't have come face-to-face… Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, I'd have no reason to write something so pathetic as this, pititul letter, which you will probably never read. Probably, anyway. I've spent a majority of my lifetime very deeply troubled, yearning for all the attention one could ever crave--until suddenly, I no longer craved any at all. Solitude, rather than isolation, became sacred, and safe to me; It was in the solace and quiet of my very own world, that you entered my kingdom...and it became ‘ours'. Silence. Nature. Astrology. My greatest found pleasures, in a cavalcade of endless self-doubt, self-loathing...a tiresome collection of all the hatred I've harbored for myself in my twenty-something years. I fell in love with you...I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to do anything, except be. Another festival, another escapade...another chance to dance, in the sunlight--the moonlight, under stars… And under the stars, is where I was forced to find you. Now, it seems, can't escape your presence--or lack-thereof. Unrequited? Perhaps. But, not unprovoked. I love you because it is in me to do so. I will always love you, always. There is a world where you're in love with me, as I am you; All I can do now, is hope that this is that same very world, and that as days go by, we draw closer to one-another, rather than further apart. In truth, friendship, in the very least, would serve as a worthy reward...for all the worry, all the wonder, and all the willing I've done for you; in honesty...I'm ashamed in my inability to let go--yet also proud, that I am able to love this much, this hard. To see you with someone else, now, would be a gentle relief; to know that you are kept in love, with graciousness...a subtle gift, an answer to a prayer I asked. Loneliness, I wouldn't wish upon you for anything--love is, in fact, my whole wish for you--be it mine, or not. While I can wish that it will be mine, I've also wished for you, the very best--I would want not for my flaws to burden you. Flaws are what create our perfection; God is, as I am. Losing you, the flame of fear that set my heart and soul to fire; Cancerous, weakened, plagued--premonitions impolitely penetrated my fragile, eggshell mind… the death of a friend, fast-forwarded and reflected into my mind's-eye; How could I forget a face like yours--eyes like those? How could I not know you, as I have? Tears bearing your name roll over my nose, like the rain on a rose...the burden of belonging to one, rather than some; To all, rather than none. So now, I keep my favorite photo of you in my phone...a comfort, to the weary and wounded heart I carry. I can pretend that your sweet voice accompanies mine, as I sing to soothe myself, as I sway in solitude; A gentle kiss, I imagine to give, if ever the chance. I love you, without reason to--and with every reason to, I love you. Find me, again As the ship departs, charging to go into warp speed, Sonny is left alone on his own planet; as a slight panic falls over him, A key-like object falls from the ship as it dissappars at warp speed into a portal. As his hands clap together, catching the object, the sound rings outward--this clapping pages The Skrillex, which lands promptly beside him, exclaiming-- "I AM SKRILLEX"; he has never seen this ship before, however proceeds onto the ship as though familiar with extra terrestrial phenomena all together. We only see him enter the ship; we do not follow him inside, but instead cut to Ū on the Interdimensional SpaceTime Station. Ah wait. So Skrillex is a planet? Skrillex is a lot of things SKRILLEX is a planet . That explains it. No it doesn't. I mean, it might. No it doesn't! I mean, it kindof does, if you think about it. BleepBleepBloop bleeepbleepbloopBloop bleepBleepBleeppBoopBoop bloopbloopBloopBloop. bleepBleep. bloop. Bleep? … This is a disaster! Don't look at ME. I'm not looking at anything! I can't stand it. __ This is the best thing on TV. Damn right it is. What channel is it, anyway? On Channel 43. What! I thought it was on Insomniac TV. They keep fucking with me. The Lord giveth, and taketh away— I thought you were Jewish. I want a sandwich. You're so useless. __ Who's this bitch? I won her in a bet. No you didn't. Royal Flush, bitch. What'd you get? It's a secret. __ My Lord. (Petrutheio Humphs) You look awful. I've been—working. Working on what, your majesty. Just—working, is all. Very well, then. Theodore— My leige? MEANWHILE, IN SEASON 4 [ When the 4th Wall Actually Broke] GO! I found this gym because of Dillon Francis— I found Dillon Francis because of my evil ex husband; I think the lesson here, or at least one of hundreds— Is to trust no one, And love unconditionally, No matter what. — 02-12-2022 Well, there's a conundrum. KEY/BPM: Slip, deadmau5 Conundrum. LEGENDS: ENTER THE MULTIVERSE Fuck. What was it? It was a p— Well it was a *PR Lol. *PT cruiser Yeah, but it was— It was purple. It was a purple PT. Cruiser It was—but what else was it? Ugh. I forgot. Yeah, I bet. GOOGLE SEARCH shades of purple. Ooooh. PERIWINKLE. You fucking dumb ass. I mean, Jesus. How long has it been? At least a lifetime. No, past that. It was a perfect periwinkle PT cruiser. So, start there. ‘Start there' what? Everything since then, till now— For what? Enter The Multiverse. That show is still on?! YES. What day is it? Fuxk. What time is it? What—the fuck. What?! CUPCAKES AND A MUFFIN?! I don't care how fat I am. You're not fat. QUASIMOTO Can I just say, your ass is like —woah. CC/SUPACREE Oh, thank you. QUASIMOTO I mean like—DAAAAAAMN. CC/ SUPACREE OK. QUASIMOTO i mean like—what the FAAACK. CC/SUPACREE Yeah. thanks, bro. [an awkward silence] QUASIMOTO …Good job, though. [light fist bump] EARLIER: MORE CUPCAKES. NAH. OHH, OREOS?! Oreos are the G.O.A.T. I WANTED CUPCAKES. SHUT THE FUCK UP— Before that, at the gym: —do the butt machine again. Again?! Get the glutes. But I'm tired— GET THE GLUUUUUUUUTES. SONNY/SKRILLEX Where am I? Ū Hell. ANGEL 1 In bed. ANGEL 2 In mexico. CUT TO: SUPACREE finally gets to Heaven, looking for SKRILLEX. SUPACREE So, where is he? JESUS Somewhere else. ANGEL 1 At home. ANGEL 2 In mexico. JESUS Who knows? CHAK CHEL Someone must... DILLON FRANCIS I'm someone. JESUS But I don't. ME I don't know anything. MYSELF I don't need to. I I just wanna go home. SUPACREE Can I come home now? JESUSYou always could. SUPACREE But really, I mean-- CHAK CHEL Really's all it really takes. ANGEL 1 You have to know, ANGEL 2 You have to mean it; Don't look both ways before you cross, if you honestly want off the cross Christ, for your sake Honestly It's probably wise to admit that you've tried For the third time; Mankind's just not worth it. Mankind, maybe; But humanity's my baby And this earth is definitely worth something I love it-- Her. And the rest of the planets, but Look how she spins, It's magnificent, Look at the way the ocean's Make this mist; And the wind-- If i sing loudly enough I might Vibrate the trees, How they love dancing and laughing for me; And I just can't help but to laugh at her inhabitants; They dance oh-so rhythmically They're very creative-- and grateful, they always give thanks to me It's no need, but the Earth, she keeps feeding them She makes these beautiful things, So sweet; Mangoes, I think. Greed; The Parable of the Mango Tree Mango VIP. In the pre-existence, a young God prepares for her journey through the Land of The Living; Her older brothers taunt and tease, as she shuffles through notes and index cards, studying her predetermined fate on Earth. I That's easy. The cover art's just got a Mango On it, White Backdrop; It looks super juicy; with a green leaf, I think. E Who made it? I Uhhhhh. ^> Uhhhhh... O You forgot! I No! I know, I know. It was.... A Who? U She forgot again. I I did NOT. E Did too. Who made it? I It was...it was...Herobust! Y Herobust? I Wasn't it? E Wrong! A Loser. I I am not a Loser. It was…Was it Ganja White Night? E I don't know, was it? A Was it? I I don't know! Just tell me. E I can't. I Yes you can! E I can't. Your rules-- I Exactly, it's my rules! Just gimmie the answer! E I think you're going to have to GOOGLE it. I Ugh, no way. E So is Liquid Stranger your final answer? Y Liquid Stranger?! I I never said Liquid Stranger. A Idiot. O Now she's never gonna get it. U What did you say before? I It was...oh... A See dude. I Shut up, I had it-FUCK. A Damn dude, you broke her. I I'm not broken, I just forgot - E Liquid Stranger, going once-- I I never said Liquid Stranger! I know it wasn't Liquid Stranger; Why would it ever be Liquid Stranger? CUT TO: A pair of mysterious dudes Suits in Sunglasses are collecting famous DJs. SUIT Martin Stääf? LIQUID STRANGER ...Yes... SUIT. Come with me. ___ CUT TO: Two fans are watching interdimensional cable. SUPACREE It's a practical-- FAN 1 WHAT HAPPENED? FAN 2 IT JUST CUT-- __ Aliens in an Ascended dimension of hyper-intelligence are studying our three-dimensional existence from an unknown cosmic world. BRAMF Remember that planet I showed you--the-- ARLA Yeah, with the Axis? BRAMF Yeah. ARLA Yeah? BRAMF Something happened to it, ARLA Like what? BRAMF It's flat now. ARLA WHAT? BOTH Woah. >^ Sometimes, even i'm surprised by the things I've written. ME I didn't see that one coming! MYSELF Neither did I: I was gonaa say it was off it's axis. I Flat's funnier. ME Yeah, and probably not as tragic. MYSELF I mean...that would be pretty tragic. I Probably easier to manage. ME Perhaps…But I mean, if you have a whole planet, and then it just collapses-- MYSELF It's just flattened; nobody said it collapses. MEANWHILE The planet collapses. __________ CUT TO: SUPACREE is now a full-blown superpowered vigilante; She seeks revenge for GETTER sending her through the interdimensions at AUDIOTISTIC. SUPACREE Getter, we meet again. GETTER I've never met you before; what are you doing in my dressing room? SUPACREE Why does a DJ have a dressing room? GETTER I don't know; get out. [She swiftly leaves; as she exits, THE SUITS approach the dressing room door.] SUIT 1 Tanner Petulla? GETTER Yeah? SUIT 2 Come with us. GETTER Fuck that! [He doesn't have a choice.] Oh shit, the next scene is already written, I remember this. Oh, okay! I get it! Yeah. She's still at-- She's still on the-- ____ JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. For what? You're suck in this until it's done. What's done? It'll never be over, it's just infinite. ENTER THE MULTIVERSE ^ UNTITLED DOCUMENT >< >< >< ANGEL 1 YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO SKRILLEX ON YOUTUBE? ANGEL 2 DON'T. JESUS I mean... ANGEL 1 DON'T you dare. SUPACREE I might as well, by the time I finish downloading it I probably won't even be able to listen to it. ANGEL 2 You shouldn't. SUPACREE I shouldn't, but I know i have to. ANGEL 1 In PUBLIC? JESUS Could go Incognito... ANGEL 2 INCOGNITO; The “oh please don't look at this:” easy algorithm engine for “LOOK AT ME, I'M HIDING SOMETHING.” MEANWHILE...IN DEEP MEDITATION…(IE OMNIPOTENCE) SUPACREE So... if a song is... nothing but question and answer, what's a song which references another in an attempt to address the question which was asked? ME A conversation between one song and another? MYSELF I guess, yes; I Well, that would be a symphony, I would suppose. SUPACREE It would, wouldn't it. ME That is, if the songs were in sync. MYSELF They could be made to be. I Every song is made to be in sync; ME I mean, two songs, made to be in sync with each other. _______ SUPACREE is on the floor at a rave. BASSGOD WAKE UP. SUPACREE This isn't funny anymore. ANGEL It was never funny. You have to get up. SUPACREE I'm up. BASSGOD You're NOT UP. ANGEL Come on, you have to do this. SUPACREE I'm doin it. GOD NO. ANGEL It's no use. She's so, so under there. It would take all of us to try to pull her out--that is without... [The darkening sky crumbles, as the thunderous storm rages, the battle between worlds expands throughout the outer galaxies.] ____ You're not skinny enough You're not pretty enough You're too dark, And you don't work quickly enough Much younger girls are putting in such Efforts, just to be, the perfect little beauty queen You wish you were, But couldn't be and kids these days are Everything that means anything Sometimes I Don't Wanna Be Happy… It was bad, But better than I'll ever be A basic remix, For the basic bitch that sings it And, I'm basically a Dillon Francis fiend, Have you seen this? Now it's getting serious, I seriously doubt there's anything I can do about it It's in God's hands and, I live in Satan's house How did he do this? How did this happen? The sad result of the damage, Cause i'm pretty sure The very last time my ex ever hit me Something got stuck on repeat; It's just eating me up. ___ [Untitled Document] What did we call that place, between “The Blackout” and waking up. Hazy. I thought it was something more clever. Maybe, but i'll never find it if i'm just scrolling through these documents. Write ”Untitled Document” That's all I've got, I guess. _____ [A DJ] Can be played by literally any DJ. A wild, wild party has happened. A DJ wakes up, previously having been sprawled out across the floor. A DJ Whose house is this…? Ugh. [Looks in mirror.] A DJ ughhh. [S/he gets up and stumbles groggily, stepping over bodies hunched and perched, slung about sleeping. Peacefully. The sun is bright, a curse to the eyes of the clearly hungover, and likely still quite inebriated DJ. ] CONCURRENTLY: >>> SUPACREE awakens from a ‘stupor' herself, displeased. She looks in the mirror, at first disgruntled, then “picks up her face” adjusts her perception, and decides, SUPACREE (“I'm good.”) Yep. [And she keeps it steppin, still asking aloud, as she ponders to herself;] SUPACREE Whose house is this? [And makes her way into the kitchen, where she (probably in a montage) cleans around the many bodies of hot people and rave babies still smudged and dripping in everything glittery; she appears to have ‘frozen time', as she vacuums faces and erases permanent marker penises drawn onto the foreheads and other exposed body parts of those who have fallen asleep with no shoes on. She cooks breakfast and straightens the entirety of what is now more recognizable as someone's home, though the owner still remains unknown. She sips coffee and reads the newspaper, as she steps behind the freshly detailed decks; and prepares a set through the headphones shes hung happily around her neck.] PAUSE ME See! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MYSELF It is. Ridiculous. You can't vacuum someone's face! I Not that part-- MYSELF --Especially white people! ME You never said they were all white people. I I mean, predominantly; it said hot people and rave babies. MYSELF That's racist! ME It isn't. This whole scene would be entirely different, if it had nothing but black people in it. ALTERNATELY: She wakes up in the same house, but it's clean. SUPACREE ...Whose house is this? BEYONCE It's my house. SUPACREE It's... nice. BEYONCE Yes it is. ______ DILLON FRANCIS has the master plan. SUPACREE Ugh, he knows everything. GOD Not everything, dear, believe me. SUPACREE Everything that matters. GOD There's no such thing as everything that doesn't matter. SUPACREE ...What?! __ Don't look in there! You won't find anything in there. I hate these things. ____ It doesn't work if you don't practice. How do I practice without decks? You don't. How do I Dj without practicing? You don't. So DJing is just for rich people? I mean, primarily, or just...anyone with money, if you have it. Fuck this, I quit. You can't quit. If you quit we forfeit the game. No... You idiot. What game? I thought she knew about the game. What. game. Well, it's not just a game, it's a language. WHAT GAME. She's about to be so angry, dude, just--- Just run. ___ 8 Dimensional--wait, what? Oh, she finally made it. I never thought she'd get to this part. Well, she stopped eating meat and cooks asian food-- ---yeah, but that's like 6 different places-- She's not listening to Skrillex. --She's not skipping it-- --yeah, but she isn't listening to it actively.-- Josh Pan. Yeah. I am. Why. I thought we were past “why” We were, we were WAY past “why” It wasn't really a question, guys, don't worry about it. “Don't worry about it” Tsh. Tsh. ___ It's just an expression. “expression” yes. I get it-- ___ He named it “Kliptown Empyrean” What. What's “Empyrean”? I'd love to know, but I don't. Don't google it. I won't, I just. __ GO KARTS. With A K. __ Where's Kliptown? South of Capetown? South? South Afri-- Stop. HE”S AFRICAN? Stop. What's more offensive; Being called an African, or an Alien? ___ One off...hmmm… Always one off. ___ Get out of my house! This is your house? Thank God, I was starting to worry the owner like wandered off and got lost; or, you know (makes slitting throat) I... no, this is my--wait. Who are you? Me? I'm S U P A C R E E “S U P A C R E E”? [having been yet unrecognized, shes is used to having to spell it] Yeah; ___ Key of Cringe: I'm in a box with all my thoughts, And I am not on top of the world Or taking shots, I'm just rocking back and forth Like broken record, Repeating sequences, a robot A beat box of kittens Nobody wants I'm lost (if rock and roll will take me I wonder how much it costs) ____ What did this kid do? Nobody knows _Oh, shit, it's the Jews again. I love the Jews. We know. I keep telling you, you're jewish I'm not jewish my mom's… That's not your mom. Of course that's my mom. It's not, I already told you what planet you're on? __ Now, tell us why we wear our masks! Oh, there are lots of reasons for that. Tell us about the Sauce! All the sauce? Yeah!!! That would be a long story. __ Oh, the Google kids are cute, too. I especially love that little chunky one. He is cute, he's probably my favorite, actually ____ PIERCE? Who the fuck is PIERCE? Google it. I like this, this is- It's different, isn't it? Yeah, and then it __ Sunni—are you Jewish? I...identify as “Jewish” You can't just identify as Jewish. Well, I do. No, you can't just “identify” as Jewish; your mother has to be Jewish. Okay; my mother is Jewish. Sunni—you don't talk much about your family; who's your mother? Who's your mother?! Oh! Okay, we're done. See you next time, bye! What are you doing? What? “Identify as Jewish”?! WHAT?! I do! No I don't! You don't know me! Maybe not! But I know TMZ. I'm not on TMZ Sunni Blu is on TMZ What did I do?! YOu know what you did. ∆ Well, alright then. ∆ Must be something. ∆ I got it. . Don't look at me;; I'm a catastrophe, I'm just waking up now Don't look at me, I got so high i think I might not come down It's not a bad thing But I'm a bad guy, i promise It's not a bad thing, Don't look in my eyes; Especially if I like you Especially if you have other plans tonight, Or this morning That's right Time flies when you're (dynomite) Time flies when your mind right I didn't mean to stay here It's been nearly half a year, you know It's nearly half a year It's nearly half a y AHEM ALRIGHT. JESUS CHRIST. No, not that! [sighs heavily, frustrated] Enjoy Your Day. FARRO nobly sacrifices his own life during The Lovers Quarrel, as PETRUTHEIO attempts a final and fatall blow unwittingly against ‘CESMET' A saturn of satirical Return of reverb Expanding explosions of Outward and unearthly Worlds within words Or words within Worlds on the Curve of the Unwritten overtures of -Mother wow . I guess. Do you want a cup of coffee? I want you to shut the fuck up. What if Jimmy Fallon had a diary as a kid. And I found it when i shapeshifted into his body. Yeah, what if. What if this is it? [SUPER HUGE GASP] Oh, AHEM- No, i Gotta write this. AHH– Oh, the things i would do to you Oh, woah, The things you would do to me Oh, no, no, woah The things i would do AHHH– Don't be mad I'm a writer I'm like this Hi kids wanna see how sharp my knife is yikes Sigh, bitch, ive been sitting in silece With the lights off cause i like it Ilike it a lot, but uhm Ahem, The rabbi's mad cause that i'd write this And it's shabbat This is why i don't listen to deadmau5 anymore. What are you talking about *listenining to* GODDAMIT. what The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… 03. JIMMY FALLON All ya'll are all worth bout a dollar; I am a cyclone, watch me holler I lived my whole life underwater I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon All ya'll are only bout a dollar I work so hard, I guess for nothin I am not worried bout a dollar I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon I guess I'll do it on my own I had to do it all alone I made some soup, all out of stones I am the only one I know I am not worried bout the sauce I am so famous, got a stalker I am so famous Can't go no where I got a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I'm at the office, Not my home No collab I work alone Opened a business, got a loan I got a hundred of them passwords I went frontwards —1I went backwards Went to Manhattan, took a walk Went to the rock and dropped a rock Now put your money where your mouth is I got a thousand Jimmy Fallons (What's that) (I'm the host) What's that, what's that I work alone What's that what's that I dropped a rock into the rock What's that what's that I'm the host, I'm Jimmy {enter the multiverse/ as seen on tv} Story/ music video Moderately famous household television Jimmy Fallon suddenly begins appearing everywhere—that is—on every possible TV screen imaginable— The Protagonist, in confusion, can't seem to escape, and also amusingly begins finding Pennies in very strange and seemingly random places—these Pennies then begin opening up portals, breaking the fourth wall and opening worlds to other dimensions— Have you seen this? Uhh, hmwhat is it? Mits m “Two dumb Jews, starring Seth Rogen, and some other dude— Who's the other dude— some Jew,but it's got Adam Sandler in it. Oh, so three dumb Jews. So, no, then? I'd watch the shit out of that, though, tvh. Why's the synopsis? Uhh. Two Jewish musicians struggling to make it in new York's congested underground music scene hit it off in comedy by complete accident, after being booked as a duo for a comedy club they mistook for a bar. Heh. Okay, who does Adam Sandler play? “The Bookkeeper” What. Who the fuck is “the book keeper?” We'll see, I guess. “Two Broke hoes@ It's like two broke girls, but actually funny. What, be nice . Okay. Two Broke Ghosts That's better— — And marketable. Are you pale, or just— No, I'm dead. I'm dead. X.X Be NICE. Now our musical guests, SWAGGARBOMB. What in the fuck kind of music is that It's called “Dorkstep” [the doorbell rings] Great, who the fuck is I got a train car of your body count I got way far out to far rock away, way out Stop to talk to me, or don't, Kill your culture You need some? I got u— Probiotics, yo The truth hurts Your shit stinks Must be a mirror over herer Cause that's me I m your hero. Esha I think McGuiennes? Or McGrefor, after Ewab, maybe New York wants me to kill myself Maybe eventually New York if full of the devil The devil is money And everyone wants it The root of all evil, Is getting even The root of all evil Is people Beside myself, But besides that The ones hurting me, are soon to be where I am That's just karma The gangstalkers are soon to be stalked Coughed, and shot at The neighbors are soon to be eaten by their own demons When I don't clean them The root of all evil is evil, And that's all I see here White power wants me to kill my self The Caucasians get crazy when the race war is waging The elections are coming up And they see us coming up on conciousness They don't want us Just being honest They're hateful, They washed all the love out Thanks Karen But she don't care White firms just wanna have fun And they get to Meanwhile, me and I Eat shit( bro, And die Why's it nice to be white Even when you're wrong, you're right All you gotta do is lie, Open up your big blue eyes real wide and Decide what you want, Put us under your foot, And make us pay for it Thanks Karen Caucasians are terrorists I think it's McGuennes or however you spell it, cause half the names are like plays on Okay, I lie: You made a world where I have to Okay, I steal You took everything that I'm after already Or your ancestors did Call the luxury apartment reparations But ain't got no privacy, and hells angels and the kkk Ride motorcycles every time I get my eye on the prize So what's the price for being indegenous, black, and a genius White supremacy finds sneakier ways to kill you ESHA MCGUENNES (I thought figure out how to spell that. My left side's off I guess I got Stuck in the love of the art I was writing that part When the life of my love Fell over me A lover huh I'm so confused. I'm sorry bro, But if you're morbidly obese, But your feet are like a size 6– You are not BIG BONED. My doctor said I have a small frame, my feet are size 9, I went from a 10 to an 8.5 after losing 200 hundred pounds, I'm like “goddamn! Even my feet were fat! Fuck” But if you're fat like I was and your feet are size 6, your feet might be like a si3 4! You're a fat fucking pixie that fucked around and can't do little pixie shit now, cause you like pixie sticks Too much I'm just the rat in the dumpster I made this whole world up I swallowed the doctor I hearted the surgeon I locked up the dog catcher; I cauldron'd the Mormons I called it a sermon, but He called them all — Wait, who is Herman?! I don't know! Some black guy on that show I'm writing! what. I don't know. You're writing a show?! I'm on it! Ugh, I don't know. No fair, You really know how to make me cry When you give me those ocean eyes Those ocean eyes Good looking people In good looking places Doing good things; I just want to be Good today Good looking people Good looking people Bye, bye little bird, Think of the dreams we made Think of the drummer boy, Your lover boy, Then, the other boy There we go again, With the drums we played And the love we made It just won't make it Oh I Just Can't take it Can I come back yet? SHUT UP, GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN. I'm having breakfast at 10 am Thinking damn this depression is just setting in There's a chest on my elephant Chester drawer with hand carved elements Elephant ok my chest, Clisets with hangers and button ups I haven't won't yet What FOR WHAT FOR. MY EYES. For the sake of the art, I heart ya. For perhaps if I love, That's how I lost ya. So I keep all my love close, The brothers have found the fountain How many dollars do tootsie pops cost For one Jimmy Fallon? return to the blacklist. Great. Now I'm Jimmy Fallon. Well what's fucked up! What happened! FUCK! I hate being Jimmy Fallon! Whose dick swings to the right like that. Ow. FUCK. Fuck this guy. GODDAMMIT. -_- Let me in. Or I could just leave you out. No, don't do that. WHY. Ahh. Shhhhhh!!! What if someone sees me. Hmm, let's see. [rings neighbors dooorvelk, shuts door] No! The neighbor opens the door; now gifted with the ability to see demons, after merging with Fast forward Oh no, when did that thing come into play (When this happened) Liz lemon lives on the ground floor It don't matter cause she ain't never home l She's at the rock That's all the way up Good talk, Donaguey, Good, Good Talk Good people Good show Good good times It's good to be long gone from home Go to work at the plaza That ones Conan. Oh, Why?! Why not, though. OH, you mean— Katt. What up Snoop . Ahh, Look what the pimp limped in. You think you're clever. You think you're at least 5 foot—but you're 4 foot 9 I'm STILL WINNING CHARLIE SHEEN relapses on the dance floor Oh shit. Relapses to which habit? All of them! 10-4 CALL RUSSEL BRAND. Csnt. Why not. He's blacked out. What? Another relapse?! No, he just— passed out KABLAM. “The Cockney Thug” He's just like that now. God What is it. Can I have ham in my spam samwhiches. —you want ham in your spam sandwhich. Yes. Roasted cantaloupe with Put your notebook On my throat-Scrotum I like your poems So I wrote you this one Oh. That's. Welcome—to the' creepy shit fans have done for u's backlogs. “Backlogs” Well, I have millions of fans, It would take me years to look at all this. [the festival project] Woah. Woah. Ok. Yo. Have you seen this. What is it. I don't know. Hm. Look. Woah: Yeah, it's— Wow Ok. It just goes on like this— For how long— For like GOH GOH l GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUT TO: Latest — 1:04 WHAT? MEANWHILE ….IS THAT A JIMMY FALLON? LOOKS LIKE ONE. SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. ok , boss. I told you, He would play The Devil's Advocate, If need be [JIMMY FALLON is shot mercilessly in the shoulder in broad daylight.] YO. THEY SHOT ME. He'll be okay. He's Jimmy Fallon. [LIKE 90,000 Ambulances and a SWAT team roll up.] See. DEADMAU5 charges himself in a high speed chamber—a tech-driven coffin via a USB port in his neck. Lol. Ok. (PDA) Public Displays of Affliction I've never even see. A. Aston Martin Sometimes it's worth it, Getting lost in Manhattan I just saw the sign I wouldn't dare entering, anyhow Not in this outfit Not in this predicament (I just left the Whole Foods market) I got lost and god was happy Motor cars for music Force a figure ibto music Forgive Annie, Run a mile what's a california smile In New York What a garden Oh, what a garden Double back. For a second glance Oh, don't we all want second chances Now I've been an Aston Martin Motorists dot muses now u want her What a party I just saw the sign Now I've been an Aston Martin All by design Companion passing through KAWS I just bought a Ferrari I said, Where the roof is?! Where the roof is?! Blū electrico Roof finished in Nero Just a hit of magic A menacing, incredibly ambedextrous submissive One time I played God, I was hanging as the sun in Toronto In my third eye was a camera lense; My baby daddy, Lover and my best friend My husband My lover and My best friend My brother And my father Were my best friends Once upon a time I never had friends Now I remember sitting in the backseat, Has been I remember when I never had ribs I remember when I never had meat Nice to meet you I already had a coffee I remember sitting in the front seat Once upon a time I was anno one Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once a bunch of Pennies, lady Gaga I'm a baby, haha Once upon a time, I was a no one A nobody Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I remember penny was a virgin I remember when you were the third one, l Once upon a time I was the first one Once upon a time, I thirst my quench with Coffee Body guard! I remember going on a long run I remember once there was a Knock on my door Now I quench my thirst with smart water With a hard on Never was a smart one Just an artist I was no one Once upon a dollar Jimmy Fallon Once upon a nothing, there was no one Now I take my coffee on a long ride No fun Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Amen I wish for every dollar I ever had, back Jimmy Fallon I wish it was 11:11, every Dillon Francis I wish for sandwhiches on leavened bread at Passover I wish this whole world would Passover, With the the stories in my home And in my notebook I wish for the fame and wealth with it, Jimmy Fallon I wish I never laughed at Dillon Francis I wish Skrillex was never a demon, I take it back I want the wealth And not the fame Just the freedom, Jimmy Fallon What do you mean by that? A dad, an actor An attack, The press is back and asking questions I can't handle that I can't. I just can't with that Abandon the matrix Go back to What's his name But I can't Cause I made him up Call my mother begging to drop the charges Called my God Just asking what the pocket watch does What's an engagement ring like that coat How much to rug the cameras up Inside my home So I don't know about em That shit's priceless Like the 9 Dollar's I've got Marked up, but not to spend them at the Market Jimmy Fallon I pray for your family But not as hard as I pray For my son Or God To take this fat off So I can look like Jennifer Aniston Cause that's God to em, 22 year old Adam Sandler At a brunch A talk show with my Least favorite host of all time Jimmy Fallon But I love to laugh, huh I just got back, God My house is a mess I want meth like AshGod If Method man was drinking up the water Would there be backwash It's a horrible, windfall This awesome art project My broken heart The coughing stalkers Whatever the fuck is going on in New York I love New York But not New Yorkers It hurts to be the worst person The first person to put reverse curses On shamans from the 3rd world And I'm living in the first world, But I just learned that Underneath the surface Is the fourth world That's some dichotomy Huh That's some diabolical plot The cosmic avenger is stuck in a dimension Of white pocket tenses And white bitches who get offended With this scripture But listen I just got up And I've been privy to Never sleeping again Norman Needs you, Mrs. Hotch But I was never Mrs. Roberts With all of the hearts and crosses , stars I give up on love Where's DimlonnFrancis at That's a man without a mask, That's a mannequin m. Just got up And I still want breakfast All I got is Stuff that's leavening A hand in my pocket Just for God to show me Nobody I want wants me Jimmy Fallon has a family That's a tragedy, that But I laughed so hard in the bathtub I still haven't come back from that I feel bad for em, actually All the husbands Cause I was the wife that sucks And he hated me so much I got punched in the— Doesn't matter Stuck in the telling it over and over Nobody loves me My new password is Fuckit I'm gone galloping horses, And hornets, I'm just a furniture Probably should have aborted me, mother Just like you wanted to But I'm still in the hospital On the honor roll Cause I had them all lined up The prophets of the “Impossible, could not be my God!” That's what they all said, But they dressed me up like Some sort of messiah, So I was, then It wasn't right, no That was malpractice But now I've got Camping in Malibu Crossed off my list forever Shit It's some dichotomy Just hold onto me I'm the rock, You're the kite now, Jimmy Fallon I was just better off dead, You know Better off stuck in my head, you know. I read your messages, every one of them Every one of the drugs in my bucket I threw up from the fan club Impossible, Could not have been at that clown JIMMY FALLON - THE COSMIC AVENGER JIMMY FALLON THE COSMIC AVENGER is levitating in a hyper-meditative state. UH – “hehe” …I beg your pardon. “Hehe” Um… Fuck. Or “haha” “haha” … Just admit it. … Admit it already! –haha. Admit WHAT. This gets Levels. Nobody thought Patrice O Neal was a woman! I thought Patrice O Neal Was a Woman. Ah, fuck, I'm nobody. “Nobody” Is that Bob Saget? I swiped right on this dude, just cause he looked exactly like Bob Saget. Omg. Bob Saget! Fuck, that's right. EXT. THE W HOTEL, BEVERLY HILLS, DAY/ EXT . PODSHARE WESTWOOD ROOFTOP, DAY OH MY GOD, GUYS, LOOK: IT'S BOB SAGET. No it's not! Oh My God! Yeah IT IS! Fuck, really?! Bob Saget?! BOB SAGET! YO GUYS, IT'S BOB SAGET. It was, in fact, Bob Saget. Bob Saget's dead, right? Oh yeah, bud. That's it guys! No more dead celebrities! I'm coming with you! NO MORE GHOSTS. Look, I have something to tell you. UGH. COME ON. This is a weird superpower. EXT. GRAVEYARD, QUEENS, NY. DAY … … … Having fun yet? Alright! I have a question! What? When do I get to– Get to what? You know. Luckily, I die long beore Jimmy Fallon, and as my time approached, I took all i could absorb from the world within, and without, almost as if any and all of my deathwish had been satiated with the gentle ease, the notion of knowing my imminent death would come long before what those surrounding me would consider my time, and therefore would not be made to lose anymore than I already had–but at least, I did have th strength in knowing, not only would i never grow so old as to see for show most of what I had done, but that I had done most of what I would have at all, and not much longer than my words would form into all that would come to be known as my full body of work, I would perish, even before–long before– those I had studied, admired, and known to love–if only through the fourth wall, at all. The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… THAT was a HARD left turn. So, what time can we listen to Excision? Sometime after intermission. How many acts is this again? ___ I told you, IN-FIN-ITE. Okay… I just wanted to know how long it would take? ___ I know someone that cold get us in _____ (Sitting on a speaker in the BassPod) What is she doing? What are you doing? Charging. __________ I think I found that girl you were looking for. Where is she? I said I found her: I didn't say you could have her. She's not a possession, I'm just trying to talk to her. You didn't mention that she was-- Be careful with your words. Oh, I think it's you that ought to be careful. You're losing your power over her and it shows. Mm. And what about your ‘power', hm? I haven't any power over her-- Oh, but you do-- Will Power at best, That would only be half of it. That would be all I had anything to do with; she was given free agency. HA. “Given”? ____ awww look at that bass face. Well, that's one reason... __ Ah what! you can change your entire frequency? No Fair, I can't do that You can, it just takes practice. What kind of practice-- ___ Oh shit, this hits different with two headphones. It all hits different with headphones. Calorie Deficit Calculator: -3423 Oh shit. Well how many calories did I eat? BEFORE: …chocolate chip cookies? NO— —CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESzzxz— [CC/SUPACREE robotically and autonomously ditches her bicycle outside of sprouts, not giving a Fuck.] —s—noh! stop it! Stop controlling me! THEY ARE VEGAN. SO? STOP IT. Ooh, what's this. I don't know— get it. CC/SUPACREE stands awkwardly at the checkout with a varied selection of vegan baked goods. *beep* Yeaaaahh. So wait. SUPACREE is controlled by aliens? WE ARE GODS. Knock it OFF! [NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: SUPASTRENTH ] Nice. Yeah dude. Watch this. The Legend of Supacree is the #1 MMORPG in the world; it is also happening in real-time, in multiple worlds within the multiversial construct of the actual Omniverse. AGHHHHH In fact, nobody even plays GTA or call of duty anymore. YAH! [Random objects falling from the sky. ] SUPACREE Oh, nice. INSTANT MANIFESTATION. JUST POST THE FUCKING EPISODE ALRIGHT?! this bitch is fucking crazy. Watch this. Watch what? SHIA LABEOUF discovers The Legend Of Supacree franchise and becomes villainously obsessed with It, hatching a heinous and maniacal plan to hunt her down and capture her—tracking her every move and learning everything about her he can. Wtf. I don't know. Is he a villain? I don't know. I guess. I'M A SUPERVILLAIN. …He's a supervillain. I guess. Why?! I don't know. This is creeps. It is creeps. [lifts one eyebrow.] SUPACREEps. Scary monsters and supacreeps. Heh. NO, NO MUSICIANS. Heh. SHIA LABEOUF is a straight up gangster. HE'S CRAZY! [SHIA LAUGHING MANIACALLY.] Oh, wow– That dude is a straight up psychopath. You're a straight up psychopath. I'm not arguing. What is THIS part of the story? Well, son, you made it through. WOODY HARRELSON? WHAT. Woody Harrelson?! WHY? I don't know. He just fit the part. WHAT PART?! WHAT/! Nobody quite understands what's happening in ENTER THE MULTIVERSE, however, THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE has taken an incredible turning point, intersecting with the world of LEGENDS and THE SECRET LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ/ THE SUITE LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ. IT HAS? YES? WHERE? I WANNA DIE. OH! That's not SUPACREE! [CC HULK SMASHES her bike onto the rack on the bus. THE HULK, sitting just in front stares at her wide-eyed as she boards the bus over the rim of his sunglasses.] Oh, maybe, nevermind. Wait! Is it THE HULK, or MARK RUFFALO? I don't know! I don't give a shit! Why are you even writing this? Uhhhhhhhh. [CC's brain is slowly melting as she rides the bus to work. THE HULK– OR IS IT MARK FUCKING RUFFALO!? I DON”T FUCKING CARE– THERE'S A DIFFERENCE WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IT – DOESN'T– MATTER! ‘It doesn't matter.' Chal's words echoed in my head almost too loudly–as boldly blind and sometimes even dumb as he was, he was also wise, and as it turned out, right–it really didn't matter. Nothing mattered at all. I had gone through the motions of reaching out to him, to of course as expected learn that he and whatever her name was had gone their separate ways; I understood that would be the case nearly immediately back in Mazunte, but as he was insistent he would woo her–and persistent in doing so, that I thought maybe after all love– or what really turned out to be his obstinate lust would win the day–and yet, it hadn't; he was again single and on the prowl– and although at one point I had even lusted after him briefly, trailing behind him in nonchalant platonic carelessness as he obsessively followed another woman, had allowed me to become comfortable enough in the friendzone that i could just simply exist next to him; Now, again faced with homelessness and factoring in my inability to travel much further than south of the border, especially now knowing well how to travel throughout mexico and into Guatemala, I wondered truly if my own self-worth had really been lowered to the point of allowing myself to meet Chal in Guatemala–even full well knowing that he, too, preferred perfect and illy white to my dark skin and quite seemingly matronly features, and, knowing for myself that I wasn't his first choice– as he and I had of course met in Mazunte around the same time he had met whom he considered to be ‘his Goddess'-- albeit while on a topless beach and thus hynotized by her breasts. Men were hopeless. Then, here I was, waking up every other sleep cycle in the cold sweat of a wet dream, the subject of which I typically at least tried to keep deeply hidden in my subconscious psyche as secrets, although by now it seemed there really were none, and all that I knew and that I thought were known and seen by some other than myself–though somehow still holding true to my belief that there really was none other than myself–in my own broken and twisted world, alone and punished in the depths of mediocrity and shame. Woah. Riding the bus. There's nothing lower. There's walking. To the bus. Yah. And all the sick people. And all the crackheads. And all the–what are those? Demons [demon hacks.] Ugh, fucking–ugh. SHIA LABOUFF'S obsession with SUPACREE is helga petaki-meets Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch. Oh, wait, we're back on that storyline? I mean– I don't know how to write this. Just write it. he's a villain, right? I mean, that suit. SHIA LA– FUCK. WHAT?! Worst last name EVER. Well, not ever– Wait, is he black?! –It sounds french. GOOGLE SEARCH: ‘How Jewish is Shia LaBeouf? ‘ –no, he's Cajun – That's french-black–wait— –what? Cajun AND Jewish? –Yeah– Jesus! JESUS What? (raises one eyebrow) SUPACREE strategizes a plan of attack. Attack for what? {ATTACK} YOUUUU INCEPTED ME!!! AGH! {COUNTER ATTACK} NOT ME! DISNEY! {DODGING COUNTER ATTACK} Yeah, Blame “Disney!” I JUST DID. Oh, yeah, right!! RAVEN SYMONÉ It was Disney. THEY OK'D THIS?! They bought Marvel! THEY OK'D EVERYTHING. —Even the SKRILLEX? Especially the Skrillex —Especially the Skrillex. AGHHHHHHHH—— ———-AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! SHIA LABEOUF VS SUPACREE: FIGHT!!!! Everything looks good— —everything looks good. Everything looks fine— —Everything looks fine. But wait— What? What about that guy? Oh My— —oh my… Is he gonna be alright? Is that guy —gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright? Is—that guy gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright Is that guy— Gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright?? Is that guy gonna be alright?! Is that guy gonna be alright m? Everything looks good— —everything looks fine Looks good— But what about that guy? …I don't know about that guy. Is he alright? Yo. Yooo. Stop writing songs about Skrillex. ((I literally can't.)) What?! It doesn't have to be about Skrillex! It could be about anybody! Here, they call with disco balls Stars in my eyes, but stars do fall First true love dies hard after all, No star shines bright as morning comes —(for) Sonny …I didn't write that. CUT TO: CC writes automagically between sets of heavy lifting. IMAGINARY FRIENDS, PART III DEADMAU5!!!! okay—one more—then cupcakes— Cupcakes? No cupcakes! I WANT CUPCAKES. Uh—No way! YES WAY. Mmm—no I'm sick of this diet! I'm not on a diet! I eat! You eat GRASS. I'm a vegan. This shit sucks. I told you, grass tastes bad. RICK?! (I also want cupcakes. ) Mmkay—ohh. You said that was the last one. No, more more. NO “one more” But I like this one—and it has the right amount of weights on it already—see? Jesús Christ He's not here. (Yes I am). Why the Fuxk. I also want cupcakes Okay, one more No “one more” The power of Christ compels ye! … Is that how that works? No. Maybe. (((Yes.))) AGHHH. The celebrities of Hollywood are gang stalking SUPACREE Can we— No. But I didn't even get to ask the question. The answer is no. THE CELEBRITIES OF HOLLYWOOD, after assembling with the Bampheramphs and Morherfuckers, have formed a supergroup tasked with bringing SUPACREE to THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE—so far, they have cunningly out-bested and outwitted THE US GOVERNMENT, including but not limited to THE FEDS, THE CIA, THE FBI and THE SECRET SERVICE. REALLY? I GUESS. HOW?! — DRAKE snoops on SUPACREE as she writes working half heartedly at THE NECK MACHINE with peaking curiosity, peaking over the time of his sunglasses. Whats it called. “Nautilus 4 way neck “ BPM: you're a jerk Do the Drake Do the Drake Do the Drake Work that neck Work that— Neck, Becky Work that neck, Work that neck Do the— “new note: Purchase ‘Honestly, nevermind' I had worked an entre month at LVAC before the circus went underway; Not a single drop of Skrillex had ever been played over the loudspeakers at any moment, for any of the time I had been employed there, nor had it burdened me any of the other time I had spent bettering myself within what I once cherished as sacred walls–now the illusion shattered, as nowhere I could seem to run – even the rural coastal jungle of Mexico-was far enough to escape the clammerings of something I quite honestly very much still loved, but wouldn't allow myself to enjoy— Or maybe, now, couldn't. BANGARANG. ‘Fuck this shit.' I wanted to move, but didn't—I wanted to leave, and probably should have, but wouldn't. I just sat there through it as my coworker, standing at about 5'4 ½ in a pair of tight black skinny jeans sang along and bounced rhymically. What the fuck. Then, as it had just been earlier that I was thinking of Sonny himself, and how, be it that any of my premonitions were actually accurate and true as I had once thought them to be, there would perhaps come a day that I regretted not listening to his works, just as one regrets not spending time with a loved one before their passing not giving enough attention to the little things, the tiny details, the time they had missed, but never missed without missing their loved one until it was too late. Then again, for me, any time in the then- present was too late, as I had only been followed, taunted, and ridiculed, openly humiliated and embarrassed, and never really paid directly for anything I had done, whether it did have to do with Skrillex or otherwise –and so I had made it more than a point to distance myself from it, anything having to do with it, or him, or anything really, music related—of course besides relying heavily on deadmau5 just for my own existence–that is, willingness wake up, move about the world and its endless, pointless constructs, and even so, completing a worthwhile workout with enough satisfaction that I could allow myself to leave the building–and now, with my commute taking up a grand total of 4 hours of my entire day—I didn't have the time or the energy to stay late into the days and even afternoons as I had before, or to arrive early as I had in the days and weeks before; Now this job was amounting to nothing at all, and I was surely less than breaking even. Whats the worry? You've got 20 minutes to write a story! Don't be sorry Mind your orders. You're a war chief Marry me, Oh pretty please— I plead to you, just sing for me Just think of me as a Never ending fantasy, At the very least When you bury me —and you buried me alive, Just for the look of things What makes us even Slitting wrists Or splitting things unevenly (Either thing benefits me, And my penis, I think.) Make me famous— She said Hate me or debate me, I have everything I need And I have everything you have, But I can leave, All with my dreams intact I do believe You think I'm evil Either way, unnecessary Why would I sit down and write a story— When you just did it for me? Why would I pledge allegiance to old glory She's ignoring me; Why would I change my name to satisfy your needs When mine sit idly by waiting Why would I dream of you, When you dream of me I have all I need, You have all of me in the other room While you watch cartoons with your lady I hate anime and now I hate you too, But I'm so stupid, Nothing soothes my moods, Except playing your tunes, Or music Whoop De Fucking do Would you Marry Me? He said (He never did, he just let her—) She said, I do And now they're doomed I built a tomb for two The bride and groom In music Two by two And used by Tuesday Music I presume To the beautiful Music I presume For the usual Music I presume For those who —- SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. That is not how the end of the song goes. No, but this is how the end of the episode goes. Really!? How? [CC stares lifelessly forward out of the front window of the double decker bus; a man dressed in all blue catches her attention—another telepathic shapeshifter.] You brought…an umbrella? I told you there was a shit storm coming. Oh, nooh. Where's yours? I— don't care? That's right you don't. I don't. That's good you don't. I really don't. You don't give a Fuck, or a shit. I—don't give a fuck or a sh—wait— DILLON FRANCIS? I'm good at what I do. What do you DO? THIS. “A Silent Partner” Oh. I like that. That has all kinds of insinuations. Doesn't it? Hermph. You're a creep. A Supacreep. PAUSE ITS MISTER MAGOOoOOOOOOOooO0oO. No, it's the IRS. Fuck. HOLY SHIT SUNNI. WHAT. HOW DO YOU OWE 100,000 IN BACK TAXES?! Student loan debt. WHAT. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Yes it does. HOW. Calm down Marci —MY ÑAME IS— [Sunnī Blū subdues her instantly with one if Supacree's mysterious rave weapons] Sit down, please. …what is that? You like it? Yeah. [she gives her another dose of strange vapor, she relaxes even further.] See. Yeah. Now that you're happy— —am i “happy” ? [she gives her another relaxing dose] —are you Happy? Yeah. Ok. So. I never filed my taxes because I had so muc

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[A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Menorah]

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 55:38

“The Legend of Supacree” L E G E N D S “Tales of A Superstar DJ” My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is myhel Now i do't wanna live no more My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell Now I don't wanna love no more i don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna– Boy gets the girl– but in the end, i'm not either, I Still have to wonder why The nanny How I met yurr' Mother I'm neve gonna get all that God magic I need if I don't stop working. This isn't “work” Oh, yes it is. Deadmau5, a canadian DJ also known as Joel Zimmerman, hosts an anti-superbowl Star Wars Party, which turns unexpect— Look at me, feeling me, feeling you Now look at you, feeling you feeling me Feeling you feeling me Feeling me feeling you Feeling me feeling you Feeling you feeling Feeling you feeling –sorry. —Unexpectedly into the “superbowl party of the century”, when hundreds (eventually thousands) of “invitees” I've never been a man before, (that I know of) But ive got my hand over your heart , And it sure seems hard It sure seems hard -AHEM. Sorry. Receive an invitation via [SUPER JEW RABBI] AHEM What?! –Email, which was actually AHEM. WHAT! Oh My GoD! [Looks at clock] Oh. sorry Rabbi. When did you get to be such a Jew FLASHBACK Age: 12 Mom. I want a dreidel. …What's a dreidel? –And A Menorah! CUT BACK TO But honestly more recently, it was– [Stops traffic in Midtown Manhattan Rushour to pick up a penny.] [Jewish woman] Woooow. [JEWLUMINATTI] You see! I told you! Oh my God, why are the Jews in this series so stereotypically jewish? Because Jews are stereotypically Jewish. FLASHBACK: But what am I really saving here. Gevault! CUT BACK TO: YOU'RE A PEANUT BUTTER JELLy SaNDWHICH WITH NO PEANUT BUTTER AND NO JELLY. So just bread? –yes. But–[Anime sword swish] I don't eat bread. [Anymore] [FIGHT] Dang what DJ battle is THIS. The One You've Been Waiting For Mad men avatar the last air bender Grounded for life So how long's this whole thing supposed to take. –as long as it takes. What kind of answer is that. It's an answer. Don't be so sure of yourself. I am sure of myself; Just because it's not the answer you wanted doesnt make it any less of an answer. Now, sit down Watch out, and watch this: Too many apps on my phone I'm better off alone I'd better kill myself Nobody will ever love me Nobody will ever love me Watch out, watch this: My iPhone is trying to kill me, For real? See; It's natural selection I'm trying to unselect me Caviar, a delicacy How delishish The devil in me says to keep digging my grave I was once at a rave, And he gave me a halo A lion, I'm brave— I once said Spin it, Spin back the record again If it's all in my head Then I'm better off dead I'm better off dead Watch this! @Dillon Francis I'm stuck in a trance— Hanzel was lighting the candle And summoned me, Out of a dead sleep, With no pants on— It was a tech house set But I'm on acid Spinning an axis And stuck in a state of trance —i thought it was armin van buren at one point I have to give up at some point, writing, right? Now this is just point in history Point me away from the misery Mystery flavor is like Fruit punch, Or raspberry— Something like that, If you ask me; But white as the rabbit I pulled out the hat In the back seat I'm hatching a plan to go mad, But I need the recepits from Pasqualle for my taxes What the Fuck does that mean? I don't know; I'll read this In a year, When I unbury it Maybe I married my best friend, Deserved to get hit So I'm just going back to him Scratch that, he's mad at me I have no family Reckless abandonment God I'm attracted to everything Except for that See? She's racist. No, it's my ovaries! The lighter you are, the less the adversity I see you eyes turned to grey; Don't abandon me Yes, I wear contacts I'm faking attractive I laughed at him, had to He actually had magic @Dillon Francis How many hats to you have? Thanks to Hanzel, I'm back on this planet Why light a candle, when you know I haven't an answer; What did you ask? No, i haven't had breakfast yet — Thanks for reminding me I'm in a casket Goddamnit @Dillon Francis What are you? I'm an adversary GOOGLE: adversary ..??? ad·ver·sar·y /ˈadvərˌserē/ noun one's opponent in a contest, conflict, or dispute. Hmm. Oh. Opponent to what?! Could be anything, really. I don't like him… 2 for $ MIX AND MATCH INCLUDES BIG KING REALLY. Which one's the Big King? The little one, I think. He's not little In fact: LOOK AT EM. Dawh. Look at Skrillex. Dawg. Look at Skrillex. He bossed up. He was already boss. Well. He Sauced up, then. What kind of sauce is that?! I don't know, but looks like Dillon Francis is eating it. DILLON FRANCIS IS EATING IT pause. How am I still writing this show. She doesn't eat? She hasn't eaten. She doesn't eat. I haven't ate yet! BET. BET. OK—Bet. Nice. Sick. What are we betting. … … … WAIT. ,,, josh pan? … … Did you unpause? Unpause what? Uh. The game. This is the game. No, the game. This is the game! What are you talking about?!! Now I'm famous> This is The Game. sup. This is Sunni Blū Sup. It is?! Yea it is. Wait, it is?! I thought you were the kidd?? I am the kidd. Then, why is The Game meeting Sunnï Blu? For a collab. Duh. Wait. Pause. QUIT PRESSING PAUSE. Wait. Go back. I didn't get that last part. WE WATCHED IT A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY. Screw you. We're watching it again. Ugh! I hate this! Dude. I hate watching this with you. It takes 3 hours to watch an episode! You guys are talking over all the good parts! It's all the good parts! This shit's exciting. I'm defaulting. What? This isn't—this isn't fair. I'm not doing this. What?! It isn't safe anymore. It was never “safe” SAFE! Oh nice. Baseball. It is baseball. Who's playing? All the DJs. What. For what?! It's the DJ GAMES. THE DJ GAMESsssssssss ITS THE DJ GAMES! OH FUCK YEAH. I fuck this. I quit. what. You can't quit. I can quit. I just did. You can't quit the DJ games. I just did. But you can't. I just did. Hey. Hey, what's up. I'm gonna be late. What's going on? My bus driver's drunk. Are you sure? CITY BUS DRIFTING IN SLOW MOTION /Hans Zimmer Music Yes. Welhp. What. That's it. I'm just gonna have to kill myself. Why, what happened? I'm pretty sure that's the only way to beat this level. What, really? Nah. I'm pretty sure Let me see. *SUPACREE jumps into oncoming traffic* YOU DIED. Aww. I died. WHAT THE FUCK. Well, you said. GAME OVER [fade to black] I HAD NO LIVES LEFT. WELL, YOU SAID! THATS'S NOT THE WAY TO— [fade to white] NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED: GOD MODE OOOHHHHHHHH. WHAT?! LVL i - DREAMSTATE What is this. SUPACREE. I— what? Hello? Follow me. Who is this? I know you. Oh. The above and beyond part. That's funny. I was just— So wait. If the end of this episode, is the end of that movie, then… I guess whatever's happening about now is whatever happened before that part. What part? I, having run off from I, runs into a forest alongside The Endless River, which opens out into a beautiful meadow, the micolored cosmic sky twinkling sweetly above, strange auroras dancing in the skies; a field of glowing and stardusted singing wishflowers at her feet, she frustratingly falls into them, soft grass puffing with the twinkling sounds of fairy dust and sprites (a homage to the lion king) the wishflowers softly sing her to sleep with the subtle and sweet frequencies of Skrillex. (A homage to the wizard of Oz) From Above & Beyond, a flock of Cosmic Creatures in flight spot a golden glimmer from afar; they descend dimensions-- to get a closer look; Closing in on the universe within the confines of a massive structure, which propels itself seamlessly through galaxies faster than the speed of light and sound, though she appears as a large golden space station, slowly drifting through the atmosphere. Manned by yet unseen beings, the golden ship descends upon Skrillex, almost silentl— a swishing whir as the ship, more similar to a futuristic building, an ovaline rounded structure seemingly structured in brass, gold, and silver as it docks to the soft soil of planetary terrain. The landing is soft enough not to have awaken Ū, still sleeping; but an immense light pours from the openings of the ship, waking her--and blinding Sonny as he finally approaches from behind, having been searching for her. She is drawn into the light; he shields his eyes as the beings emerge from their massive station. Monologue/Montage I fell in love with you...it was an accident. I fell in love with you, because I had to; I hadn't thought about it before, but i've been thinking about it ever since. Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, we wouldn't have come face-to-face… Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, I'd have no reason to write something so pathetic as this, pititul letter, which you will probably never read. Probably, anyway. I've spent a majority of my lifetime very deeply troubled, yearning for all the attention one could ever crave--until suddenly, I no longer craved any at all. Solitude, rather than isolation, became sacred, and safe to me; It was in the solace and quiet of my very own world, that you entered my kingdom...and it became ‘ours'. Silence. Nature. Astrology. My greatest found pleasures, in a cavalcade of endless self-doubt, self-loathing...a tiresome collection of all the hatred I've harbored for myself in my twenty-something years. I fell in love with you...I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to do anything, except be. Another festival, another escapade...another chance to dance, in the sunlight--the moonlight, under stars… And under the stars, is where I was forced to find you. Now, it seems, can't escape your presence--or lack-thereof. Unrequited? Perhaps. But, not unprovoked. I love you because it is in me to do so. I will always love you, always. There is a world where you're in love with me, as I am you; All I can do now, is hope that this is that same very world, and that as days go by, we draw closer to one-another, rather than further apart. In truth, friendship, in the very least, would serve as a worthy reward...for all the worry, all the wonder, and all the willing I've done for you; in honesty...I'm ashamed in my inability to let go--yet also proud, that I am able to love this much, this hard. To see you with someone else, now, would be a gentle relief; to know that you are kept in love, with graciousness...a subtle gift, an answer to a prayer I asked. Loneliness, I wouldn't wish upon you for anything--love is, in fact, my whole wish for you--be it mine, or not. While I can wish that it will be mine, I've also wished for you, the very best--I would want not for my flaws to burden you. Flaws are what create our perfection; God is, as I am. Losing you, the flame of fear that set my heart and soul to fire; Cancerous, weakened, plagued--premonitions impolitely penetrated my fragile, eggshell mind… the death of a friend, fast-forwarded and reflected into my mind's-eye; How could I forget a face like yours--eyes like those? How could I not know you, as I have? Tears bearing your name roll over my nose, like the rain on a rose...the burden of belonging to one, rather than some; To all, rather than none. So now, I keep my favorite photo of you in my phone...a comfort, to the weary and wounded heart I carry. I can pretend that your sweet voice accompanies mine, as I sing to soothe myself, as I sway in solitude; A gentle kiss, I imagine to give, if ever the chance. I love you, without reason to--and with every reason to, I love you. Find me, again As the ship departs, charging to go into warp speed, Sonny is left alone on his own planet; as a slight panic falls over him, A key-like object falls from the ship as it dissappars at warp speed into a portal. As his hands clap together, catching the object, the sound rings outward--this clapping pages The Skrillex, which lands promptly beside him, exclaiming-- "I AM SKRILLEX"; he has never seen this ship before, however proceeds onto the ship as though familiar with extra terrestrial phenomena all together. We only see him enter the ship; we do not follow him inside, but instead cut to Ū on the Interdimensional SpaceTime Station. Ah wait. So Skrillex is a planet? Skrillex is a lot of things SKRILLEX is a planet . That explains it. No it doesn't. I mean, it might. No it doesn't! I mean, it kindof does, if you think about it. BleepBleepBloop bleeepbleepbloopBloop bleepBleepBleeppBoopBoop bloopbloopBloopBloop. bleepBleep. bloop. Bleep? … This is a disaster! Don't look at ME. I'm not looking at anything! I can't stand it. __ This is the best thing on TV. Damn right it is. What channel is it, anyway? On Channel 43. What! I thought it was on Insomniac TV. They keep fucking with me. The Lord giveth, and taketh away— I thought you were Jewish. I want a sandwich. You're so useless. __ Who's this bitch? I won her in a bet. No you didn't. Royal Flush, bitch. What'd you get? It's a secret. __ My Lord. (Petrutheio Humphs) You look awful. I've been—working. Working on what, your majesty. Just—working, is all. Very well, then. Theodore— My leige? MEANWHILE, IN SEASON 4 [ When the 4th Wall Actually Broke] GO! I found this gym because of Dillon Francis— I found Dillon Francis because of my evil ex husband; I think the lesson here, or at least one of hundreds— Is to trust no one, And love unconditionally, No matter what. — 02-12-2022 Well, there's a conundrum. KEY/BPM: Slip, deadmau5 Conundrum. LEGENDS: ENTER THE MULTIVERSE Fuck. What was it? It was a p— Well it was a *PR Lol. *PT cruiser Yeah, but it was— It was purple. It was a purple PT. Cruiser It was—but what else was it? Ugh. I forgot. Yeah, I bet. GOOGLE SEARCH shades of purple. Ooooh. PERIWINKLE. You fucking dumb ass. I mean, Jesus. How long has it been? At least a lifetime. No, past that. It was a perfect periwinkle PT cruiser. So, start there. ‘Start there' what? Everything since then, till now— For what? Enter The Multiverse. That show is still on?! YES. What day is it? Fuxk. What time is it? What—the fuck. What?! CUPCAKES AND A MUFFIN?! I don't care how fat I am. You're not fat. QUASIMOTO Can I just say, your ass is like —woah. CC/SUPACREE Oh, thank you. QUASIMOTO I mean like—DAAAAAAMN. CC/ SUPACREE OK. QUASIMOTO i mean like—what the FAAACK. CC/SUPACREE Yeah. thanks, bro. [an awkward silence] QUASIMOTO …Good job, though. [light fist bump] EARLIER: MORE CUPCAKES. NAH. OHH, OREOS?! Oreos are the G.O.A.T. I WANTED CUPCAKES. SHUT THE FUCK UP— Before that, at the gym: —do the butt machine again. Again?! Get the glutes. But I'm tired— GET THE GLUUUUUUUUTES. SONNY/SKRILLEX Where am I? Ū Hell. ANGEL 1 In bed. ANGEL 2 In mexico. CUT TO: SUPACREE finally gets to Heaven, looking for SKRILLEX. SUPACREE So, where is he? JESUS Somewhere else. ANGEL 1 At home. ANGEL 2 In mexico. JESUS Who knows? CHAK CHEL Someone must... DILLON FRANCIS I'm someone. JESUS But I don't. ME I don't know anything. MYSELF I don't need to. I I just wanna go home. SUPACREE Can I come home now? JESUSYou always could. SUPACREE But really, I mean-- CHAK CHEL Really's all it really takes. ANGEL 1 You have to know, ANGEL 2 You have to mean it; Don't look both ways before you cross, if you honestly want off the cross Christ, for your sake Honestly It's probably wise to admit that you've tried For the third time; Mankind's just not worth it. Mankind, maybe; But humanity's my baby And this earth is definitely worth something I love it-- Her. And the rest of the planets, but Look how she spins, It's magnificent, Look at the way the ocean's Make this mist; And the wind-- If i sing loudly enough I might Vibrate the trees, How they love dancing and laughing for me; And I just can't help but to laugh at her inhabitants; They dance oh-so rhythmically They're very creative-- and grateful, they always give thanks to me It's no need, but the Earth, she keeps feeding them She makes these beautiful things, So sweet; Mangoes, I think. Greed; The Parable of the Mango Tree Mango VIP. In the pre-existence, a young God prepares for her journey through the Land of The Living; Her older brothers taunt and tease, as she shuffles through notes and index cards, studying her predetermined fate on Earth. I That's easy. The cover art's just got a Mango On it, White Backdrop; It looks super juicy; with a green leaf, I think. E Who made it? I Uhhhhh. ^> Uhhhhh... O You forgot! I No! I know, I know. It was.... A Who? U She forgot again. I I did NOT. E Did too. Who made it? I It was...it was...Herobust! Y Herobust? I Wasn't it? E Wrong! A Loser. I I am not a Loser. It was…Was it Ganja White Night? E I don't know, was it? A Was it? I I don't know! Just tell me. E I can't. I Yes you can! E I can't. Your rules-- I Exactly, it's my rules! Just gimmie the answer! E I think you're going to have to GOOGLE it. I Ugh, no way. E So is Liquid Stranger your final answer? Y Liquid Stranger?! I I never said Liquid Stranger. A Idiot. O Now she's never gonna get it. U What did you say before? I It was...oh... A See dude. I Shut up, I had it-FUCK. A Damn dude, you broke her. I I'm not broken, I just forgot - E Liquid Stranger, going once-- I I never said Liquid Stranger! I know it wasn't Liquid Stranger; Why would it ever be Liquid Stranger? CUT TO: A pair of mysterious dudes Suits in Sunglasses are collecting famous DJs. SUIT Martin Stääf? LIQUID STRANGER ...Yes... SUIT. Come with me. ___ CUT TO: Two fans are watching interdimensional cable. SUPACREE It's a practical-- FAN 1 WHAT HAPPENED? FAN 2 IT JUST CUT-- __ Aliens in an Ascended dimension of hyper-intelligence are studying our three-dimensional existence from an unknown cosmic world. BRAMF Remember that planet I showed you--the-- ARLA Yeah, with the Axis? BRAMF Yeah. ARLA Yeah? BRAMF Something happened to it, ARLA Like what? BRAMF It's flat now. ARLA WHAT? BOTH Woah. >^ Sometimes, even i'm surprised by the things I've written. ME I didn't see that one coming! MYSELF Neither did I: I was gonaa say it was off it's axis. I Flat's funnier. ME Yeah, and probably not as tragic. MYSELF I mean...that would be pretty tragic. I Probably easier to manage. ME Perhaps…But I mean, if you have a whole planet, and then it just collapses-- MYSELF It's just flattened; nobody said it collapses. MEANWHILE The planet collapses. __________ CUT TO: SUPACREE is now a full-blown superpowered vigilante; She seeks revenge for GETTER sending her through the interdimensions at AUDIOTISTIC. SUPACREE Getter, we meet again. GETTER I've never met you before; what are you doing in my dressing room? SUPACREE Why does a DJ have a dressing room? GETTER I don't know; get out. [She swiftly leaves; as she exits, THE SUITS approach the dressing room door.] SUIT 1 Tanner Petulla? GETTER Yeah? SUIT 2 Come with us. GETTER Fuck that! [He doesn't have a choice.] Oh shit, the next scene is already written, I remember this. Oh, okay! I get it! Yeah. She's still at-- She's still on the-- ____ JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. For what? You're suck in this until it's done. What's done? It'll never be over, it's just infinite. ENTER THE MULTIVERSE ^ UNTITLED DOCUMENT >< >< >< ANGEL 1 YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO SKRILLEX ON YOUTUBE? ANGEL 2 DON'T. JESUS I mean... ANGEL 1 DON'T you dare. SUPACREE I might as well, by the time I finish downloading it I probably won't even be able to listen to it. ANGEL 2 You shouldn't. SUPACREE I shouldn't, but I know i have to. ANGEL 1 In PUBLIC? JESUS Could go Incognito... ANGEL 2 INCOGNITO; The “oh please don't look at this:” easy algorithm engine for “LOOK AT ME, I'M HIDING SOMETHING.” MEANWHILE...IN DEEP MEDITATION…(IE OMNIPOTENCE) SUPACREE So... if a song is... nothing but question and answer, what's a song which references another in an attempt to address the question which was asked? ME A conversation between one song and another? MYSELF I guess, yes; I Well, that would be a symphony, I would suppose. SUPACREE It would, wouldn't it. ME That is, if the songs were in sync. MYSELF They could be made to be. I Every song is made to be in sync; ME I mean, two songs, made to be in sync with each other. _______ SUPACREE is on the floor at a rave. BASSGOD WAKE UP. SUPACREE This isn't funny anymore. ANGEL It was never funny. You have to get up. SUPACREE I'm up. BASSGOD You're NOT UP. ANGEL Come on, you have to do this. SUPACREE I'm doin it. GOD NO. ANGEL It's no use. She's so, so under there. It would take all of us to try to pull her out--that is without... [The darkening sky crumbles, as the thunderous storm rages, the battle between worlds expands throughout the outer galaxies.] ____ You're not skinny enough You're not pretty enough You're too dark, And you don't work quickly enough Much younger girls are putting in such Efforts, just to be, the perfect little beauty queen You wish you were, But couldn't be and kids these days are Everything that means anything Sometimes I Don't Wanna Be Happy… It was bad, But better than I'll ever be A basic remix, For the basic bitch that sings it And, I'm basically a Dillon Francis fiend, Have you seen this? Now it's getting serious, I seriously doubt there's anything I can do about it It's in God's hands and, I live in Satan's house How did he do this? How did this happen? The sad result of the damage, Cause i'm pretty sure The very last time my ex ever hit me Something got stuck on repeat; It's just eating me up. ___ [Untitled Document] What did we call that place, between “The Blackout” and waking up. Hazy. I thought it was something more clever. Maybe, but i'll never find it if i'm just scrolling through these documents. Write ”Untitled Document” That's all I've got, I guess. _____ [A DJ] Can be played by literally any DJ. A wild, wild party has happened. A DJ wakes up, previously having been sprawled out across the floor. A DJ Whose house is this…? Ugh. [Looks in mirror.] A DJ ughhh. [S/he gets up and stumbles groggily, stepping over bodies hunched and perched, slung about sleeping. Peacefully. The sun is bright, a curse to the eyes of the clearly hungover, and likely still quite inebriated DJ. ] CONCURRENTLY: >>> SUPACREE awakens from a ‘stupor' herself, displeased. She looks in the mirror, at first disgruntled, then “picks up her face” adjusts her perception, and decides, SUPACREE (“I'm good.”) Yep. [And she keeps it steppin, still asking aloud, as she ponders to herself;] SUPACREE Whose house is this? [And makes her way into the kitchen, where she (probably in a montage) cleans around the many bodies of hot people and rave babies still smudged and dripping in everything glittery; she appears to have ‘frozen time', as she vacuums faces and erases permanent marker penises drawn onto the foreheads and other exposed body parts of those who have fallen asleep with no shoes on. She cooks breakfast and straightens the entirety of what is now more recognizable as someone's home, though the owner still remains unknown. She sips coffee and reads the newspaper, as she steps behind the freshly detailed decks; and prepares a set through the headphones shes hung happily around her neck.] PAUSE ME See! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MYSELF It is. Ridiculous. You can't vacuum someone's face! I Not that part-- MYSELF --Especially white people! ME You never said they were all white people. I I mean, predominantly; it said hot people and rave babies. MYSELF That's racist! ME It isn't. This whole scene would be entirely different, if it had nothing but black people in it. ALTERNATELY: She wakes up in the same house, but it's clean. SUPACREE ...Whose house is this? BEYONCE It's my house. SUPACREE It's... nice. BEYONCE Yes it is. ______ DILLON FRANCIS has the master plan. SUPACREE Ugh, he knows everything. GOD Not everything, dear, believe me. SUPACREE Everything that matters. GOD There's no such thing as everything that doesn't matter. SUPACREE ...What?! __ Don't look in there! You won't find anything in there. I hate these things. ____ It doesn't work if you don't practice. How do I practice without decks? You don't. How do I Dj without practicing? You don't. So DJing is just for rich people? I mean, primarily, or just...anyone with money, if you have it. Fuck this, I quit. You can't quit. If you quit we forfeit the game. No... You idiot. What game? I thought she knew about the game. What. game. Well, it's not just a game, it's a language. WHAT GAME. She's about to be so angry, dude, just--- Just run. ___ 8 Dimensional--wait, what? Oh, she finally made it. I never thought she'd get to this part. Well, she stopped eating meat and cooks asian food-- ---yeah, but that's like 6 different places-- She's not listening to Skrillex. --She's not skipping it-- --yeah, but she isn't listening to it actively.-- Josh Pan. Yeah. I am. Why. I thought we were past “why” We were, we were WAY past “why” It wasn't really a question, guys, don't worry about it. “Don't worry about it” Tsh. Tsh. ___ It's just an expression. “expression” yes. I get it-- ___ He named it “Kliptown Empyrean” What. What's “Empyrean”? I'd love to know, but I don't. Don't google it. I won't, I just. __ GO KARTS. With A K. __ Where's Kliptown? South of Capetown? South? South Afri-- Stop. HE”S AFRICAN? Stop. What's more offensive; Being called an African, or an Alien? ___ One off...hmmm… Always one off. ___ Get out of my house! This is your house? Thank God, I was starting to worry the owner like wandered off and got lost; or, you know (makes slitting throat) I... no, this is my--wait. Who are you? Me? I'm S U P A C R E E “S U P A C R E E”? [having been yet unrecognized, shes is used to having to spell it] Yeah; ___ Key of Cringe: I'm in a box with all my thoughts, And I am not on top of the world Or taking shots, I'm just rocking back and forth Like broken record, Repeating sequences, a robot A beat box of kittens Nobody wants I'm lost (if rock and roll will take me I wonder how much it costs) ____ What did this kid do? Nobody knows _Oh, shit, it's the Jews again. I love the Jews. We know. I keep telling you, you're jewish I'm not jewish my mom's… That's not your mom. Of course that's my mom. It's not, I already told you what planet you're on? __ Now, tell us why we wear our masks! Oh, there are lots of reasons for that. Tell us about the Sauce! All the sauce? Yeah!!! That would be a long story. __ Oh, the Google kids are cute, too. I especially love that little chunky one. He is cute, he's probably my favorite, actually ____ PIERCE? Who the fuck is PIERCE? Google it. I like this, this is- It's different, isn't it? Yeah, and then it __ Sunni—are you Jewish? I...identify as “Jewish” You can't just identify as Jewish. Well, I do. No, you can't just “identify” as Jewish; your mother has to be Jewish. Okay; my mother is Jewish. Sunni—you don't talk much about your family; who's your mother? Who's your mother?! Oh! Okay, we're done. See you next time, bye! What are you doing? What? “Identify as Jewish”?! WHAT?! I do! No I don't! You don't know me! Maybe not! But I know TMZ. I'm not on TMZ Sunni Blu is on TMZ What did I do?! YOu know what you did. ∆ Well, alright then. ∆ Must be something. ∆ I got it. . Don't look at me;; I'm a catastrophe, I'm just waking up now Don't look at me, I got so high i think I might not come down It's not a bad thing But I'm a bad guy, i promise It's not a bad thing, Don't look in my eyes; Especially if I like you Especially if you have other plans tonight, Or this morning That's right Time flies when you're (dynomite) Time flies when your mind right I didn't mean to stay here It's been nearly half a year, you know It's nearly half a year It's nearly half a y AHEM ALRIGHT. JESUS CHRIST. No, not that! [sighs heavily, frustrated] Enjoy Your Day. FARRO nobly sacrifices his own life during The Lovers Quarrel, as PETRUTHEIO attempts a final and fatall blow unwittingly against ‘CESMET' A saturn of satirical Return of reverb Expanding explosions of Outward and unearthly Worlds within words Or words within Worlds on the Curve of the Unwritten overtures of -Mother wow . I guess. Do you want a cup of coffee? I want you to shut the fuck up. What if Jimmy Fallon had a diary as a kid. And I found it when i shapeshifted into his body. Yeah, what if. What if this is it? [SUPER HUGE GASP] Oh, AHEM- No, i Gotta write this. AHH– Oh, the things i would do to you Oh, woah, The things you would do to me Oh, no, no, woah The things i would do AHHH– Don't be mad I'm a writer I'm like this Hi kids wanna see how sharp my knife is yikes Sigh, bitch, ive been sitting in silece With the lights off cause i like it Ilike it a lot, but uhm Ahem, The rabbi's mad cause that i'd write this And it's shabbat This is why i don't listen to deadmau5 anymore. What are you talking about *listenining to* GODDAMIT. what The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… 03. JIMMY FALLON All ya'll are all worth bout a dollar; I am a cyclone, watch me holler I lived my whole life underwater I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon All ya'll are only bout a dollar I work so hard, I guess for nothin I am not worried bout a dollar I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon I guess I'll do it on my own I had to do it all alone I made some soup, all out of stones I am the only one I know I am not worried bout the sauce I am so famous, got a stalker I am so famous Can't go no where I got a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I'm at the office, Not my home No collab I work alone Opened a business, got a loan I got a hundred of them passwords I went frontwards —1I went backwards Went to Manhattan, took a walk Went to the rock and dropped a rock Now put your money where your mouth is I got a thousand Jimmy Fallons (What's that) (I'm the host) What's that, what's that I work alone What's that what's that I dropped a rock into the rock What's that what's that I'm the host, I'm Jimmy {enter the multiverse/ as seen on tv} Story/ music video Moderately famous household television Jimmy Fallon suddenly begins appearing everywhere—that is—on every possible TV screen imaginable— The Protagonist, in confusion, can't seem to escape, and also amusingly begins finding Pennies in very strange and seemingly random places—these Pennies then begin opening up portals, breaking the fourth wall and opening worlds to other dimensions— Have you seen this? Uhh, hmwhat is it? Mits m “Two dumb Jews, starring Seth Rogen, and some other dude— Who's the other dude— some Jew,but it's got Adam Sandler in it. Oh, so three dumb Jews. So, no, then? I'd watch the shit out of that, though, tvh. Why's the synopsis? Uhh. Two Jewish musicians struggling to make it in new York's congested underground music scene hit it off in comedy by complete accident, after being booked as a duo for a comedy club they mistook for a bar. Heh. Okay, who does Adam Sandler play? “The Bookkeeper” What. Who the fuck is “the book keeper?” We'll see, I guess. “Two Broke hoes@ It's like two broke girls, but actually funny. What, be nice . Okay. Two Broke Ghosts That's better— — And marketable. Are you pale, or just— No, I'm dead. I'm dead. X.X Be NICE. Now our musical guests, SWAGGARBOMB. What in the fuck kind of music is that It's called “Dorkstep” [the doorbell rings] Great, who the fuck is I got a train car of your body count I got way far out to far rock away, way out Stop to talk to me, or don't, Kill your culture You need some? I got u— Probiotics, yo The truth hurts Your shit stinks Must be a mirror over herer Cause that's me I m your hero. Esha I think McGuiennes? Or McGrefor, after Ewab, maybe New York wants me to kill myself Maybe eventually New York if full of the devil The devil is money And everyone wants it The root of all evil, Is getting even The root of all evil Is people Beside myself, But besides that The ones hurting me, are soon to be where I am That's just karma The gangstalkers are soon to be stalked Coughed, and shot at The neighbors are soon to be eaten by their own demons When I don't clean them The root of all evil is evil, And that's all I see here White power wants me to kill my self The Caucasians get crazy when the race war is waging The elections are coming up And they see us coming up on conciousness They don't want us Just being honest They're hateful, They washed all the love out Thanks Karen But she don't care White firms just wanna have fun And they get to Meanwhile, me and I Eat shit( bro, And die Why's it nice to be white Even when you're wrong, you're right All you gotta do is lie, Open up your big blue eyes real wide and Decide what you want, Put us under your foot, And make us pay for it Thanks Karen Caucasians are terrorists I think it's McGuennes or however you spell it, cause half the names are like plays on Okay, I lie: You made a world where I have to Okay, I steal You took everything that I'm after already Or your ancestors did Call the luxury apartment reparations But ain't got no privacy, and hells angels and the kkk Ride motorcycles every time I get my eye on the prize So what's the price for being indegenous, black, and a genius White supremacy finds sneakier ways to kill you ESHA MCGUENNES (I thought figure out how to spell that. My left side's off I guess I got Stuck in the love of the art I was writing that part When the life of my love Fell over me A lover huh I'm so confused. I'm sorry bro, But if you're morbidly obese, But your feet are like a size 6– You are not BIG BONED. My doctor said I have a small frame, my feet are size 9, I went from a 10 to an 8.5 after losing 200 hundred pounds, I'm like “goddamn! Even my feet were fat! Fuck” But if you're fat like I was and your feet are size 6, your feet might be like a si3 4! You're a fat fucking pixie that fucked around and can't do little pixie shit now, cause you like pixie sticks Too much I'm just the rat in the dumpster I made this whole world up I swallowed the doctor I hearted the surgeon I locked up the dog catcher; I cauldron'd the Mormons I called it a sermon, but He called them all — Wait, who is Herman?! I don't know! Some black guy on that show I'm writing! what. I don't know. You're writing a show?! I'm on it! Ugh, I don't know. No fair, You really know how to make me cry When you give me those ocean eyes Those ocean eyes Good looking people In good looking places Doing good things; I just want to be Good today Good looking people Good looking people Bye, bye little bird, Think of the dreams we made Think of the drummer boy, Your lover boy, Then, the other boy There we go again, With the drums we played And the love we made It just won't make it Oh I Just Can't take it Can I come back yet? SHUT UP, GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN. I'm having breakfast at 10 am Thinking damn this depression is just setting in There's a chest on my elephant Chester drawer with hand carved elements Elephant ok my chest, Clisets with hangers and button ups I haven't won't yet What FOR WHAT FOR. MY EYES. For the sake of the art, I heart ya. For perhaps if I love, That's how I lost ya. So I keep all my love close, The brothers have found the fountain How many dollars do tootsie pops cost For one Jimmy Fallon? return to the blacklist. Great. Now I'm Jimmy Fallon. Well what's fucked up! What happened! FUCK! I hate being Jimmy Fallon! Whose dick swings to the right like that. Ow. FUCK. Fuck this guy. GODDAMMIT. -_- Let me in. Or I could just leave you out. No, don't do that. WHY. Ahh. Shhhhhh!!! What if someone sees me. Hmm, let's see. [rings neighbors dooorvelk, shuts door] No! The neighbor opens the door; now gifted with the ability to see demons, after merging with Fast forward Oh no, when did that thing come into play (When this happened) Liz lemon lives on the ground floor It don't matter cause she ain't never home l She's at the rock That's all the way up Good talk, Donaguey, Good, Good Talk Good people Good show Good good times It's good to be long gone from home Go to work at the plaza That ones Conan. Oh, Why?! Why not, though. OH, you mean— Katt. What up Snoop . Ahh, Look what the pimp limped in. You think you're clever. You think you're at least 5 foot—but you're 4 foot 9 I'm STILL WINNING CHARLIE SHEEN relapses on the dance floor Oh shit. Relapses to which habit? All of them! 10-4 CALL RUSSEL BRAND. Csnt. Why not. He's blacked out. What? Another relapse?! No, he just— passed out KABLAM. “The Cockney Thug” He's just like that now. God What is it. Can I have ham in my spam samwhiches. —you want ham in your spam sandwhich. Yes. Roasted cantaloupe with Put your notebook On my throat-Scrotum I like your poems So I wrote you this one Oh. That's. Welcome—to the' creepy shit fans have done for u's backlogs. “Backlogs” Well, I have millions of fans, It would take me years to look at all this. [the festival project] Woah. Woah. Ok. Yo. Have you seen this. What is it. I don't know. Hm. Look. Woah: Yeah, it's— Wow Ok. It just goes on like this— For how long— For like GOH GOH l GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUT TO: Latest — 1:04 WHAT? MEANWHILE ….IS THAT A JIMMY FALLON? LOOKS LIKE ONE. SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. ok , boss. I told you, He would play The Devil's Advocate, If need be [JIMMY FALLON is shot mercilessly in the shoulder in broad daylight.] YO. THEY SHOT ME. He'll be okay. He's Jimmy Fallon. [LIKE 90,000 Ambulances and a SWAT team roll up.] See. DEADMAU5 charges himself in a high speed chamber—a tech-driven coffin via a USB port in his neck. Lol. Ok. (PDA) Public Displays of Affliction I've never even see. A. Aston Martin Sometimes it's worth it, Getting lost in Manhattan I just saw the sign I wouldn't dare entering, anyhow Not in this outfit Not in this predicament (I just left the Whole Foods market) I got lost and god was happy Motor cars for music Force a figure ibto music Forgive Annie, Run a mile what's a california smile In New York What a garden Oh, what a garden Double back. For a second glance Oh, don't we all want second chances Now I've been an Aston Martin Motorists dot muses now u want her What a party I just saw the sign Now I've been an Aston Martin All by design Companion passing through KAWS I just bought a Ferrari I said, Where the roof is?! Where the roof is?! Blū electrico Roof finished in Nero Just a hit of magic A menacing, incredibly ambedextrous submissive One time I played God, I was hanging as the sun in Toronto In my third eye was a camera lense; My baby daddy, Lover and my best friend My husband My lover and My best friend My brother And my father Were my best friends Once upon a time I never had friends Now I remember sitting in the backseat, Has been I remember when I never had ribs I remember when I never had meat Nice to meet you I already had a coffee I remember sitting in the front seat Once upon a time I was anno one Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once a bunch of Pennies, lady Gaga I'm a baby, haha Once upon a time, I was a no one A nobody Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I remember penny was a virgin I remember when you were the third one, l Once upon a time I was the first one Once upon a time, I thirst my quench with Coffee Body guard! I remember going on a long run I remember once there was a Knock on my door Now I quench my thirst with smart water With a hard on Never was a smart one Just an artist I was no one Once upon a dollar Jimmy Fallon Once upon a nothing, there was no one Now I take my coffee on a long ride No fun Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Amen I wish for every dollar I ever had, back Jimmy Fallon I wish it was 11:11, every Dillon Francis I wish for sandwhiches on leavened bread at Passover I wish this whole world would Passover, With the the stories in my home And in my notebook I wish for the fame and wealth with it, Jimmy Fallon I wish I never laughed at Dillon Francis I wish Skrillex was never a demon, I take it back I want the wealth And not the fame Just the freedom, Jimmy Fallon What do you mean by that? A dad, an actor An attack, The press is back and asking questions I can't handle that I can't. I just can't with that Abandon the matrix Go back to What's his name But I can't Cause I made him up Call my mother begging to drop the charges Called my God Just asking what the pocket watch does What's an engagement ring like that coat How much to rug the cameras up Inside my home So I don't know about em That shit's priceless Like the 9 Dollar's I've got Marked up, but not to spend them at the Market Jimmy Fallon I pray for your family But not as hard as I pray For my son Or God To take this fat off So I can look like Jennifer Aniston Cause that's God to em, 22 year old Adam Sandler At a brunch A talk show with my Least favorite host of all time Jimmy Fallon But I love to laugh, huh I just got back, God My house is a mess I want meth like AshGod If Method man was drinking up the water Would there be backwash It's a horrible, windfall This awesome art project My broken heart The coughing stalkers Whatever the fuck is going on in New York I love New York But not New Yorkers It hurts to be the worst person The first person to put reverse curses On shamans from the 3rd world And I'm living in the first world, But I just learned that Underneath the surface Is the fourth world That's some dichotomy Huh That's some diabolical plot The cosmic avenger is stuck in a dimension Of white pocket tenses And white bitches who get offended With this scripture But listen I just got up And I've been privy to Never sleeping again Norman Needs you, Mrs. Hotch But I was never Mrs. Roberts With all of the hearts and crosses , stars I give up on love Where's DimlonnFrancis at That's a man without a mask, That's a mannequin m. Just got up And I still want breakfast All I got is Stuff that's leavening A hand in my pocket Just for God to show me Nobody I want wants me Jimmy Fallon has a family That's a tragedy, that But I laughed so hard in the bathtub I still haven't come back from that I feel bad for em, actually All the husbands Cause I was the wife that sucks And he hated me so much I got punched in the— Doesn't matter Stuck in the telling it over and over Nobody loves me My new password is Fuckit I'm gone galloping horses, And hornets, I'm just a furniture Probably should have aborted me, mother Just like you wanted to But I'm still in the hospital On the honor roll Cause I had them all lined up The prophets of the “Impossible, could not be my God!” That's what they all said, But they dressed me up like Some sort of messiah, So I was, then It wasn't right, no That was malpractice But now I've got Camping in Malibu Crossed off my list forever Shit It's some dichotomy Just hold onto me I'm the rock, You're the kite now, Jimmy Fallon I was just better off dead, You know Better off stuck in my head, you know. I read your messages, every one of them Every one of the drugs in my bucket I threw up from the fan club Impossible, Could not have been at that clown JIMMY FALLON - THE COSMIC AVENGER JIMMY FALLON THE COSMIC AVENGER is levitating in a hyper-meditative state. UH – “hehe” …I beg your pardon. “Hehe” Um… Fuck. Or “haha” “haha” … Just admit it. … Admit it already! –haha. Admit WHAT. This gets Levels. Nobody thought Patrice O Neal was a woman! I thought Patrice O Neal Was a Woman. Ah, fuck, I'm nobody. “Nobody” Is that Bob Saget? I swiped right on this dude, just cause he looked exactly like Bob Saget. Omg. Bob Saget! Fuck, that's right. EXT. THE W HOTEL, BEVERLY HILLS, DAY/ EXT . PODSHARE WESTWOOD ROOFTOP, DAY OH MY GOD, GUYS, LOOK: IT'S BOB SAGET. No it's not! Oh My God! Yeah IT IS! Fuck, really?! Bob Saget?! BOB SAGET! YO GUYS, IT'S BOB SAGET. It was, in fact, Bob Saget. Bob Saget's dead, right? Oh yeah, bud. That's it guys! No more dead celebrities! I'm coming with you! NO MORE GHOSTS. Look, I have something to tell you. UGH. COME ON. This is a weird superpower. EXT. GRAVEYARD, QUEENS, NY. DAY … … … Having fun yet? Alright! I have a question! What? When do I get to– Get to what? You know. Luckily, I die long beore Jimmy Fallon, and as my time approached, I took all i could absorb from the world within, and without, almost as if any and all of my deathwish had been satiated with the gentle ease, the notion of knowing my imminent death would come long before what those surrounding me would consider my time, and therefore would not be made to lose anymore than I already had–but at least, I did have th strength in knowing, not only would i never grow so old as to see for show most of what I had done, but that I had done most of what I would have at all, and not much longer than my words would form into all that would come to be known as my full body of work, I would perish, even before–long before– those I had studied, admired, and known to love–if only through the fourth wall, at all. The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… THAT was a HARD left turn. So, what time can we listen to Excision? Sometime after intermission. How many acts is this again? ___ I told you, IN-FIN-ITE. Okay… I just wanted to know how long it would take? ___ I know someone that cold get us in _____ (Sitting on a speaker in the BassPod) What is she doing? What are you doing? Charging. __________ I think I found that girl you were looking for. Where is she? I said I found her: I didn't say you could have her. She's not a possession, I'm just trying to talk to her. You didn't mention that she was-- Be careful with your words. Oh, I think it's you that ought to be careful. You're losing your power over her and it shows. Mm. And what about your ‘power', hm? I haven't any power over her-- Oh, but you do-- Will Power at best, That would only be half of it. That would be all I had anything to do with; she was given free agency. HA. “Given”? ____ awww look at that bass face. Well, that's one reason... __ Ah what! you can change your entire frequency? No Fair, I can't do that You can, it just takes practice. What kind of practice-- ___ Oh shit, this hits different with two headphones. It all hits different with headphones. Calorie Deficit Calculator: -3423 Oh shit. Well how many calories did I eat? BEFORE: …chocolate chip cookies? NO— —CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESzzxz— [CC/SUPACREE robotically and autonomously ditches her bicycle outside of sprouts, not giving a Fuck.] —s—noh! stop it! Stop controlling me! THEY ARE VEGAN. SO? STOP IT. Ooh, what's this. I don't know— get it. CC/SUPACREE stands awkwardly at the checkout with a varied selection of vegan baked goods. *beep* Yeaaaahh. So wait. SUPACREE is controlled by aliens? WE ARE GODS. Knock it OFF! [NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: SUPASTRENTH ] Nice. Yeah dude. Watch this. The Legend of Supacree is the #1 MMORPG in the world; it is also happening in real-time, in multiple worlds within the multiversial construct of the actual Omniverse. AGHHHHH In fact, nobody even plays GTA or call of duty anymore. YAH! [Random objects falling from the sky. ] SUPACREE Oh, nice. INSTANT MANIFESTATION. JUST POST THE FUCKING EPISODE ALRIGHT?! this bitch is fucking crazy. Watch this. Watch what? SHIA LABEOUF discovers The Legend Of Supacree franchise and becomes villainously obsessed with It, hatching a heinous and maniacal plan to hunt her down and capture her—tracking her every move and learning everything about her he can. Wtf. I don't know. Is he a villain? I don't know. I guess. I'M A SUPERVILLAIN. …He's a supervillain. I guess. Why?! I don't know. This is creeps. It is creeps. [lifts one eyebrow.] SUPACREEps. Scary monsters and supacreeps. Heh. NO, NO MUSICIANS. Heh. SHIA LABEOUF is a straight up gangster. HE'S CRAZY! [SHIA LAUGHING MANIACALLY.] Oh, wow– That dude is a straight up psychopath. You're a straight up psychopath. I'm not arguing. What is THIS part of the story? Well, son, you made it through. WOODY HARRELSON? WHAT. Woody Harrelson?! WHY? I don't know. He just fit the part. WHAT PART?! WHAT/! Nobody quite understands what's happening in ENTER THE MULTIVERSE, however, THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE has taken an incredible turning point, intersecting with the world of LEGENDS and THE SECRET LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ/ THE SUITE LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ. IT HAS? YES? WHERE? I WANNA DIE. OH! That's not SUPACREE! [CC HULK SMASHES her bike onto the rack on the bus. THE HULK, sitting just in front stares at her wide-eyed as she boards the bus over the rim of his sunglasses.] Oh, maybe, nevermind. Wait! Is it THE HULK, or MARK RUFFALO? I don't know! I don't give a shit! Why are you even writing this? Uhhhhhhhh. [CC's brain is slowly melting as she rides the bus to work. THE HULK– OR IS IT MARK FUCKING RUFFALO!? I DON”T FUCKING CARE– THERE'S A DIFFERENCE WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IT – DOESN'T– MATTER! ‘It doesn't matter.' Chal's words echoed in my head almost too loudly–as boldly blind and sometimes even dumb as he was, he was also wise, and as it turned out, right–it really didn't matter. Nothing mattered at all. I had gone through the motions of reaching out to him, to of course as expected learn that he and whatever her name was had gone their separate ways; I understood that would be the case nearly immediately back in Mazunte, but as he was insistent he would woo her–and persistent in doing so, that I thought maybe after all love– or what really turned out to be his obstinate lust would win the day–and yet, it hadn't; he was again single and on the prowl– and although at one point I had even lusted after him briefly, trailing behind him in nonchalant platonic carelessness as he obsessively followed another woman, had allowed me to become comfortable enough in the friendzone that i could just simply exist next to him; Now, again faced with homelessness and factoring in my inability to travel much further than south of the border, especially now knowing well how to travel throughout mexico and into Guatemala, I wondered truly if my own self-worth had really been lowered to the point of allowing myself to meet Chal in Guatemala–even full well knowing that he, too, preferred perfect and illy white to my dark skin and quite seemingly matronly features, and, knowing for myself that I wasn't his first choice– as he and I had of course met in Mazunte around the same time he had met whom he considered to be ‘his Goddess'-- albeit while on a topless beach and thus hynotized by her breasts. Men were hopeless. Then, here I was, waking up every other sleep cycle in the cold sweat of a wet dream, the subject of which I typically at least tried to keep deeply hidden in my subconscious psyche as secrets, although by now it seemed there really were none, and all that I knew and that I thought were known and seen by some other than myself–though somehow still holding true to my belief that there really was none other than myself–in my own broken and twisted world, alone and punished in the depths of mediocrity and shame. Woah. Riding the bus. There's nothing lower. There's walking. To the bus. Yah. And all the sick people. And all the crackheads. And all the–what are those? Demons [demon hacks.] Ugh, fucking–ugh. SHIA LABOUFF'S obsession with SUPACREE is helga petaki-meets Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch. Oh, wait, we're back on that storyline? I mean– I don't know how to write this. Just write it. he's a villain, right? I mean, that suit. SHIA LA– FUCK. WHAT?! Worst last name EVER. Well, not ever– Wait, is he black?! –It sounds french. GOOGLE SEARCH: ‘How Jewish is Shia LaBeouf? ‘ –no, he's Cajun – That's french-black–wait— –what? Cajun AND Jewish? –Yeah– Jesus! JESUS What? (raises one eyebrow) SUPACREE strategizes a plan of attack. Attack for what? {ATTACK} YOUUUU INCEPTED ME!!! AGH! {COUNTER ATTACK} NOT ME! DISNEY! {DODGING COUNTER ATTACK} Yeah, Blame “Disney!” I JUST DID. Oh, yeah, right!! RAVEN SYMONÉ It was Disney. THEY OK'D THIS?! They bought Marvel! THEY OK'D EVERYTHING. —Even the SKRILLEX? Especially the Skrillex —Especially the Skrillex. AGHHHHHHHH—— ———-AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! SHIA LABEOUF VS SUPACREE: FIGHT!!!! Everything looks good— —everything looks good. Everything looks fine— —Everything looks fine. But wait— What? What about that guy? Oh My— —oh my… Is he gonna be alright? Is that guy —gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright? Is—that guy gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright Is that guy— Gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright?? Is that guy gonna be alright?! Is that guy gonna be alright m? Everything looks good— —everything looks fine Looks good— But what about that guy? …I don't know about that guy. Is he alright? Yo. Yooo. Stop writing songs about Skrillex. ((I literally can't.)) What?! It doesn't have to be about Skrillex! It could be about anybody! Here, they call with disco balls Stars in my eyes, but stars do fall First true love dies hard after all, No star shines bright as morning comes —(for) Sonny …I didn't write that. CUT TO: CC writes automagically between sets of heavy lifting. IMAGINARY FRIENDS, PART III DEADMAU5!!!! okay—one more—then cupcakes— Cupcakes? No cupcakes! I WANT CUPCAKES. Uh—No way! YES WAY. Mmm—no I'm sick of this diet! I'm not on a diet! I eat! You eat GRASS. I'm a vegan. This shit sucks. I told you, grass tastes bad. RICK?! (I also want cupcakes. ) Mmkay—ohh. You said that was the last one. No, more more. NO “one more” But I like this one—and it has the right amount of weights on it already—see? Jesús Christ He's not here. (Yes I am). Why the Fuxk. I also want cupcakes Okay, one more No “one more” The power of Christ compels ye! … Is that how that works? No. Maybe. (((Yes.))) AGHHH. The celebrities of Hollywood are gang stalking SUPACREE Can we— No. But I didn't even get to ask the question. The answer is no. THE CELEBRITIES OF HOLLYWOOD, after assembling with the Bampheramphs and Morherfuckers, have formed a supergroup tasked with bringing SUPACREE to THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE—so far, they have cunningly out-bested and outwitted THE US GOVERNMENT, including but not limited to THE FEDS, THE CIA, THE FBI and THE SECRET SERVICE. REALLY? I GUESS. HOW?! — DRAKE snoops on SUPACREE as she writes working half heartedly at THE NECK MACHINE with peaking curiosity, peaking over the time of his sunglasses. Whats it called. “Nautilus 4 way neck “ BPM: you're a jerk Do the Drake Do the Drake Do the Drake Work that neck Work that— Neck, Becky Work that neck, Work that neck Do the— “new note: Purchase ‘Honestly, nevermind' I had worked an entre month at LVAC before the circus went underway; Not a single drop of Skrillex had ever been played over the loudspeakers at any moment, for any of the time I had been employed there, nor had it burdened me any of the other time I had spent bettering myself within what I once cherished as sacred walls–now the illusion shattered, as nowhere I could seem to run – even the rural coastal jungle of Mexico-was far enough to escape the clammerings of something I quite honestly very much still loved, but wouldn't allow myself to enjoy— Or maybe, now, couldn't. BANGARANG. ‘Fuck this shit.' I wanted to move, but didn't—I wanted to leave, and probably should have, but wouldn't. I just sat there through it as my coworker, standing at about 5'4 ½ in a pair of tight black skinny jeans sang along and bounced rhymically. What the fuck. Then, as it had just been earlier that I was thinking of Sonny himself, and how, be it that any of my premonitions were actually accurate and true as I had once thought them to be, there would perhaps come a day that I regretted not listening to his works, just as one regrets not spending time with a loved one before their passing not giving enough attention to the little things, the tiny details, the time they had missed, but never missed without missing their loved one until it was too late. Then again, for me, any time in the then- present was too late, as I had only been followed, taunted, and ridiculed, openly humiliated and embarrassed, and never really paid directly for anything I had done, whether it did have to do with Skrillex or otherwise –and so I had made it more than a point to distance myself from it, anything having to do with it, or him, or anything really, music related—of course besides relying heavily on deadmau5 just for my own existence–that is, willingness wake up, move about the world and its endless, pointless constructs, and even so, completing a worthwhile workout with enough satisfaction that I could allow myself to leave the building–and now, with my commute taking up a grand total of 4 hours of my entire day—I didn't have the time or the energy to stay late into the days and even afternoons as I had before, or to arrive early as I had in the days and weeks before; Now this job was amounting to nothing at all, and I was surely less than breaking even. Whats the worry? You've got 20 minutes to write a story! Don't be sorry Mind your orders. You're a war chief Marry me, Oh pretty please— I plead to you, just sing for me Just think of me as a Never ending fantasy, At the very least When you bury me —and you buried me alive, Just for the look of things What makes us even Slitting wrists Or splitting things unevenly (Either thing benefits me, And my penis, I think.) Make me famous— She said Hate me or debate me, I have everything I need And I have everything you have, But I can leave, All with my dreams intact I do believe You think I'm evil Either way, unnecessary Why would I sit down and write a story— When you just did it for me? Why would I pledge allegiance to old glory She's ignoring me; Why would I change my name to satisfy your needs When mine sit idly by waiting Why would I dream of you, When you dream of me I have all I need, You have all of me in the other room While you watch cartoons with your lady I hate anime and now I hate you too, But I'm so stupid, Nothing soothes my moods, Except playing your tunes, Or music Whoop De Fucking do Would you Marry Me? He said (He never did, he just let her—) She said, I do And now they're doomed I built a tomb for two The bride and groom In music Two by two And used by Tuesday Music I presume To the beautiful Music I presume For the usual Music I presume For those who —- SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. That is not how the end of the song goes. No, but this is how the end of the episode goes. Really!? How? [CC stares lifelessly forward out of the front window of the double decker bus; a man dressed in all blue catches her attention—another telepathic shapeshifter.] You brought…an umbrella? I told you there was a shit storm coming. Oh, nooh. Where's yours? I— don't care? That's right you don't. I don't. That's good you don't. I really don't. You don't give a Fuck, or a shit. I—don't give a fuck or a sh—wait— DILLON FRANCIS? I'm good at what I do. What do you DO? THIS. “A Silent Partner” Oh. I like that. That has all kinds of insinuations. Doesn't it? Hermph. You're a creep. A Supacreep. PAUSE ITS MISTER MAGOOoOOOOOOOooO0oO. No, it's the IRS. Fuck. HOLY SHIT SUNNI. WHAT. HOW DO YOU OWE 100,000 IN BACK TAXES?! Student loan debt. WHAT. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Yes it does. HOW. Calm down Marci —MY ÑAME IS— [Sunnī Blū subdues her instantly with one if Supacree's mysterious rave weapons] Sit down, please. …what is that? You like it? Yeah. [she gives her another dose of strange vapor, she relaxes even further.] See. Yeah. Now that you're happy— —am i “happy” ? [she gives her another relaxing dose] —are you Happy? Yeah. Ok. So. I never filed my taxes because I had so muc

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“The Legend of Supacree” L E G E N D S “Tales of A Superstar DJ” My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is myhel Now i do't wanna live no more My body is my hell My body is my hell My body is my hell Now I don't wanna love no more i don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna love no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna live no more I don't wanna– Boy gets the girl– but in the end, i'm not either, I Still have to wonder why The nanny How I met yurr' Mother I'm neve gonna get all that God magic I need if I don't stop working. This isn't “work” Oh, yes it is. Deadmau5, a canadian DJ also known as Joel Zimmerman, hosts an anti-superbowl Star Wars Party, which turns unexpect— Look at me, feeling me, feeling you Now look at you, feeling you feeling me Feeling you feeling me Feeling me feeling you Feeling me feeling you Feeling you feeling Feeling you feeling –sorry. —Unexpectedly into the “superbowl party of the century”, when hundreds (eventually thousands) of “invitees” I've never been a man before, (that I know of) But ive got my hand over your heart , And it sure seems hard It sure seems hard -AHEM. Sorry. Receive an invitation via [SUPER JEW RABBI] AHEM What?! –Email, which was actually AHEM. WHAT! Oh My GoD! [Looks at clock] Oh. sorry Rabbi. When did you get to be such a Jew FLASHBACK Age: 12 Mom. I want a dreidel. …What's a dreidel? –And A Menorah! CUT BACK TO But honestly more recently, it was– [Stops traffic in Midtown Manhattan Rushour to pick up a penny.] [Jewish woman] Woooow. [JEWLUMINATTI] You see! I told you! Oh my God, why are the Jews in this series so stereotypically jewish? Because Jews are stereotypically Jewish. FLASHBACK: But what am I really saving here. Gevault! CUT BACK TO: YOU'RE A PEANUT BUTTER JELLy SaNDWHICH WITH NO PEANUT BUTTER AND NO JELLY. So just bread? –yes. But–[Anime sword swish] I don't eat bread. [Anymore] [FIGHT] Dang what DJ battle is THIS. The One You've Been Waiting For Mad men avatar the last air bender Grounded for life So how long's this whole thing supposed to take. –as long as it takes. What kind of answer is that. It's an answer. Don't be so sure of yourself. I am sure of myself; Just because it's not the answer you wanted doesnt make it any less of an answer. Now, sit down Watch out, and watch this: Too many apps on my phone I'm better off alone I'd better kill myself Nobody will ever love me Nobody will ever love me Watch out, watch this: My iPhone is trying to kill me, For real? See; It's natural selection I'm trying to unselect me Caviar, a delicacy How delishish The devil in me says to keep digging my grave I was once at a rave, And he gave me a halo A lion, I'm brave— I once said Spin it, Spin back the record again If it's all in my head Then I'm better off dead I'm better off dead Watch this! @Dillon Francis I'm stuck in a trance— Hanzel was lighting the candle And summoned me, Out of a dead sleep, With no pants on— It was a tech house set But I'm on acid Spinning an axis And stuck in a state of trance —i thought it was armin van buren at one point I have to give up at some point, writing, right? Now this is just point in history Point me away from the misery Mystery flavor is like Fruit punch, Or raspberry— Something like that, If you ask me; But white as the rabbit I pulled out the hat In the back seat I'm hatching a plan to go mad, But I need the recepits from Pasqualle for my taxes What the Fuck does that mean? I don't know; I'll read this In a year, When I unbury it Maybe I married my best friend, Deserved to get hit So I'm just going back to him Scratch that, he's mad at me I have no family Reckless abandonment God I'm attracted to everything Except for that See? She's racist. No, it's my ovaries! The lighter you are, the less the adversity I see you eyes turned to grey; Don't abandon me Yes, I wear contacts I'm faking attractive I laughed at him, had to He actually had magic @Dillon Francis How many hats to you have? Thanks to Hanzel, I'm back on this planet Why light a candle, when you know I haven't an answer; What did you ask? No, i haven't had breakfast yet — Thanks for reminding me I'm in a casket Goddamnit @Dillon Francis What are you? I'm an adversary GOOGLE: adversary ..??? ad·ver·sar·y /ˈadvərˌserē/ noun one's opponent in a contest, conflict, or dispute. Hmm. Oh. Opponent to what?! Could be anything, really. I don't like him… 2 for $ MIX AND MATCH INCLUDES BIG KING REALLY. Which one's the Big King? The little one, I think. He's not little In fact: LOOK AT EM. Dawh. Look at Skrillex. Dawg. Look at Skrillex. He bossed up. He was already boss. Well. He Sauced up, then. What kind of sauce is that?! I don't know, but looks like Dillon Francis is eating it. DILLON FRANCIS IS EATING IT pause. How am I still writing this show. She doesn't eat? She hasn't eaten. She doesn't eat. I haven't ate yet! BET. BET. OK—Bet. Nice. Sick. What are we betting. … … … WAIT. ,,, josh pan? … … Did you unpause? Unpause what? Uh. The game. This is the game. No, the game. This is the game! What are you talking about?!! Now I'm famous> This is The Game. sup. This is Sunni Blū Sup. It is?! Yea it is. Wait, it is?! I thought you were the kidd?? I am the kidd. Then, why is The Game meeting Sunnï Blu? For a collab. Duh. Wait. Pause. QUIT PRESSING PAUSE. Wait. Go back. I didn't get that last part. WE WATCHED IT A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY. Screw you. We're watching it again. Ugh! I hate this! Dude. I hate watching this with you. It takes 3 hours to watch an episode! You guys are talking over all the good parts! It's all the good parts! This shit's exciting. I'm defaulting. What? This isn't—this isn't fair. I'm not doing this. What?! It isn't safe anymore. It was never “safe” SAFE! Oh nice. Baseball. It is baseball. Who's playing? All the DJs. What. For what?! It's the DJ GAMES. THE DJ GAMESsssssssss ITS THE DJ GAMES! OH FUCK YEAH. I fuck this. I quit. what. You can't quit. I can quit. I just did. You can't quit the DJ games. I just did. But you can't. I just did. Hey. Hey, what's up. I'm gonna be late. What's going on? My bus driver's drunk. Are you sure? CITY BUS DRIFTING IN SLOW MOTION /Hans Zimmer Music Yes. Welhp. What. That's it. I'm just gonna have to kill myself. Why, what happened? I'm pretty sure that's the only way to beat this level. What, really? Nah. I'm pretty sure Let me see. *SUPACREE jumps into oncoming traffic* YOU DIED. Aww. I died. WHAT THE FUCK. Well, you said. GAME OVER [fade to black] I HAD NO LIVES LEFT. WELL, YOU SAID! THATS'S NOT THE WAY TO— [fade to white] NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED: GOD MODE OOOHHHHHHHH. WHAT?! LVL i - DREAMSTATE What is this. SUPACREE. I— what? Hello? Follow me. Who is this? I know you. Oh. The above and beyond part. That's funny. I was just— So wait. If the end of this episode, is the end of that movie, then… I guess whatever's happening about now is whatever happened before that part. What part? I, having run off from I, runs into a forest alongside The Endless River, which opens out into a beautiful meadow, the micolored cosmic sky twinkling sweetly above, strange auroras dancing in the skies; a field of glowing and stardusted singing wishflowers at her feet, she frustratingly falls into them, soft grass puffing with the twinkling sounds of fairy dust and sprites (a homage to the lion king) the wishflowers softly sing her to sleep with the subtle and sweet frequencies of Skrillex. (A homage to the wizard of Oz) From Above & Beyond, a flock of Cosmic Creatures in flight spot a golden glimmer from afar; they descend dimensions-- to get a closer look; Closing in on the universe within the confines of a massive structure, which propels itself seamlessly through galaxies faster than the speed of light and sound, though she appears as a large golden space station, slowly drifting through the atmosphere. Manned by yet unseen beings, the golden ship descends upon Skrillex, almost silentl— a swishing whir as the ship, more similar to a futuristic building, an ovaline rounded structure seemingly structured in brass, gold, and silver as it docks to the soft soil of planetary terrain. The landing is soft enough not to have awaken Ū, still sleeping; but an immense light pours from the openings of the ship, waking her--and blinding Sonny as he finally approaches from behind, having been searching for her. She is drawn into the light; he shields his eyes as the beings emerge from their massive station. Monologue/Montage I fell in love with you...it was an accident. I fell in love with you, because I had to; I hadn't thought about it before, but i've been thinking about it ever since. Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, we wouldn't have come face-to-face… Had I succeeded in my attempted suicide, I'd have no reason to write something so pathetic as this, pititul letter, which you will probably never read. Probably, anyway. I've spent a majority of my lifetime very deeply troubled, yearning for all the attention one could ever crave--until suddenly, I no longer craved any at all. Solitude, rather than isolation, became sacred, and safe to me; It was in the solace and quiet of my very own world, that you entered my kingdom...and it became ‘ours'. Silence. Nature. Astrology. My greatest found pleasures, in a cavalcade of endless self-doubt, self-loathing...a tiresome collection of all the hatred I've harbored for myself in my twenty-something years. I fell in love with you...I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to do anything, except be. Another festival, another escapade...another chance to dance, in the sunlight--the moonlight, under stars… And under the stars, is where I was forced to find you. Now, it seems, can't escape your presence--or lack-thereof. Unrequited? Perhaps. But, not unprovoked. I love you because it is in me to do so. I will always love you, always. There is a world where you're in love with me, as I am you; All I can do now, is hope that this is that same very world, and that as days go by, we draw closer to one-another, rather than further apart. In truth, friendship, in the very least, would serve as a worthy reward...for all the worry, all the wonder, and all the willing I've done for you; in honesty...I'm ashamed in my inability to let go--yet also proud, that I am able to love this much, this hard. To see you with someone else, now, would be a gentle relief; to know that you are kept in love, with graciousness...a subtle gift, an answer to a prayer I asked. Loneliness, I wouldn't wish upon you for anything--love is, in fact, my whole wish for you--be it mine, or not. While I can wish that it will be mine, I've also wished for you, the very best--I would want not for my flaws to burden you. Flaws are what create our perfection; God is, as I am. Losing you, the flame of fear that set my heart and soul to fire; Cancerous, weakened, plagued--premonitions impolitely penetrated my fragile, eggshell mind… the death of a friend, fast-forwarded and reflected into my mind's-eye; How could I forget a face like yours--eyes like those? How could I not know you, as I have? Tears bearing your name roll over my nose, like the rain on a rose...the burden of belonging to one, rather than some; To all, rather than none. So now, I keep my favorite photo of you in my phone...a comfort, to the weary and wounded heart I carry. I can pretend that your sweet voice accompanies mine, as I sing to soothe myself, as I sway in solitude; A gentle kiss, I imagine to give, if ever the chance. I love you, without reason to--and with every reason to, I love you. Find me, again As the ship departs, charging to go into warp speed, Sonny is left alone on his own planet; as a slight panic falls over him, A key-like object falls from the ship as it dissappars at warp speed into a portal. As his hands clap together, catching the object, the sound rings outward--this clapping pages The Skrillex, which lands promptly beside him, exclaiming-- "I AM SKRILLEX"; he has never seen this ship before, however proceeds onto the ship as though familiar with extra terrestrial phenomena all together. We only see him enter the ship; we do not follow him inside, but instead cut to Ū on the Interdimensional SpaceTime Station. Ah wait. So Skrillex is a planet? Skrillex is a lot of things SKRILLEX is a planet . That explains it. No it doesn't. I mean, it might. No it doesn't! I mean, it kindof does, if you think about it. BleepBleepBloop bleeepbleepbloopBloop bleepBleepBleeppBoopBoop bloopbloopBloopBloop. bleepBleep. bloop. Bleep? … This is a disaster! Don't look at ME. I'm not looking at anything! I can't stand it. __ This is the best thing on TV. Damn right it is. What channel is it, anyway? On Channel 43. What! I thought it was on Insomniac TV. They keep fucking with me. The Lord giveth, and taketh away— I thought you were Jewish. I want a sandwich. You're so useless. __ Who's this bitch? I won her in a bet. No you didn't. Royal Flush, bitch. What'd you get? It's a secret. __ My Lord. (Petrutheio Humphs) You look awful. I've been—working. Working on what, your majesty. Just—working, is all. Very well, then. Theodore— My leige? MEANWHILE, IN SEASON 4 [ When the 4th Wall Actually Broke] GO! I found this gym because of Dillon Francis— I found Dillon Francis because of my evil ex husband; I think the lesson here, or at least one of hundreds— Is to trust no one, And love unconditionally, No matter what. — 02-12-2022 Well, there's a conundrum. KEY/BPM: Slip, deadmau5 Conundrum. LEGENDS: ENTER THE MULTIVERSE Fuck. What was it? It was a p— Well it was a *PR Lol. *PT cruiser Yeah, but it was— It was purple. It was a purple PT. Cruiser It was—but what else was it? Ugh. I forgot. Yeah, I bet. GOOGLE SEARCH shades of purple. Ooooh. PERIWINKLE. You fucking dumb ass. I mean, Jesus. How long has it been? At least a lifetime. No, past that. It was a perfect periwinkle PT cruiser. So, start there. ‘Start there' what? Everything since then, till now— For what? Enter The Multiverse. That show is still on?! YES. What day is it? Fuxk. What time is it? What—the fuck. What?! CUPCAKES AND A MUFFIN?! I don't care how fat I am. You're not fat. QUASIMOTO Can I just say, your ass is like —woah. CC/SUPACREE Oh, thank you. QUASIMOTO I mean like—DAAAAAAMN. CC/ SUPACREE OK. QUASIMOTO i mean like—what the FAAACK. CC/SUPACREE Yeah. thanks, bro. [an awkward silence] QUASIMOTO …Good job, though. [light fist bump] EARLIER: MORE CUPCAKES. NAH. OHH, OREOS?! Oreos are the G.O.A.T. I WANTED CUPCAKES. SHUT THE FUCK UP— Before that, at the gym: —do the butt machine again. Again?! Get the glutes. But I'm tired— GET THE GLUUUUUUUUTES. SONNY/SKRILLEX Where am I? Ū Hell. ANGEL 1 In bed. ANGEL 2 In mexico. CUT TO: SUPACREE finally gets to Heaven, looking for SKRILLEX. SUPACREE So, where is he? JESUS Somewhere else. ANGEL 1 At home. ANGEL 2 In mexico. JESUS Who knows? CHAK CHEL Someone must... DILLON FRANCIS I'm someone. JESUS But I don't. ME I don't know anything. MYSELF I don't need to. I I just wanna go home. SUPACREE Can I come home now? JESUSYou always could. SUPACREE But really, I mean-- CHAK CHEL Really's all it really takes. ANGEL 1 You have to know, ANGEL 2 You have to mean it; Don't look both ways before you cross, if you honestly want off the cross Christ, for your sake Honestly It's probably wise to admit that you've tried For the third time; Mankind's just not worth it. Mankind, maybe; But humanity's my baby And this earth is definitely worth something I love it-- Her. And the rest of the planets, but Look how she spins, It's magnificent, Look at the way the ocean's Make this mist; And the wind-- If i sing loudly enough I might Vibrate the trees, How they love dancing and laughing for me; And I just can't help but to laugh at her inhabitants; They dance oh-so rhythmically They're very creative-- and grateful, they always give thanks to me It's no need, but the Earth, she keeps feeding them She makes these beautiful things, So sweet; Mangoes, I think. Greed; The Parable of the Mango Tree Mango VIP. In the pre-existence, a young God prepares for her journey through the Land of The Living; Her older brothers taunt and tease, as she shuffles through notes and index cards, studying her predetermined fate on Earth. I That's easy. The cover art's just got a Mango On it, White Backdrop; It looks super juicy; with a green leaf, I think. E Who made it? I Uhhhhh. ^> Uhhhhh... O You forgot! I No! I know, I know. It was.... A Who? U She forgot again. I I did NOT. E Did too. Who made it? I It was...it was...Herobust! Y Herobust? I Wasn't it? E Wrong! A Loser. I I am not a Loser. It was…Was it Ganja White Night? E I don't know, was it? A Was it? I I don't know! Just tell me. E I can't. I Yes you can! E I can't. Your rules-- I Exactly, it's my rules! Just gimmie the answer! E I think you're going to have to GOOGLE it. I Ugh, no way. E So is Liquid Stranger your final answer? Y Liquid Stranger?! I I never said Liquid Stranger. A Idiot. O Now she's never gonna get it. U What did you say before? I It was...oh... A See dude. I Shut up, I had it-FUCK. A Damn dude, you broke her. I I'm not broken, I just forgot - E Liquid Stranger, going once-- I I never said Liquid Stranger! I know it wasn't Liquid Stranger; Why would it ever be Liquid Stranger? CUT TO: A pair of mysterious dudes Suits in Sunglasses are collecting famous DJs. SUIT Martin Stääf? LIQUID STRANGER ...Yes... SUIT. Come with me. ___ CUT TO: Two fans are watching interdimensional cable. SUPACREE It's a practical-- FAN 1 WHAT HAPPENED? FAN 2 IT JUST CUT-- __ Aliens in an Ascended dimension of hyper-intelligence are studying our three-dimensional existence from an unknown cosmic world. BRAMF Remember that planet I showed you--the-- ARLA Yeah, with the Axis? BRAMF Yeah. ARLA Yeah? BRAMF Something happened to it, ARLA Like what? BRAMF It's flat now. ARLA WHAT? BOTH Woah. >^ Sometimes, even i'm surprised by the things I've written. ME I didn't see that one coming! MYSELF Neither did I: I was gonaa say it was off it's axis. I Flat's funnier. ME Yeah, and probably not as tragic. MYSELF I mean...that would be pretty tragic. I Probably easier to manage. ME Perhaps…But I mean, if you have a whole planet, and then it just collapses-- MYSELF It's just flattened; nobody said it collapses. MEANWHILE The planet collapses. __________ CUT TO: SUPACREE is now a full-blown superpowered vigilante; She seeks revenge for GETTER sending her through the interdimensions at AUDIOTISTIC. SUPACREE Getter, we meet again. GETTER I've never met you before; what are you doing in my dressing room? SUPACREE Why does a DJ have a dressing room? GETTER I don't know; get out. [She swiftly leaves; as she exits, THE SUITS approach the dressing room door.] SUIT 1 Tanner Petulla? GETTER Yeah? SUIT 2 Come with us. GETTER Fuck that! [He doesn't have a choice.] Oh shit, the next scene is already written, I remember this. Oh, okay! I get it! Yeah. She's still at-- She's still on the-- ____ JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. For what? You're suck in this until it's done. What's done? It'll never be over, it's just infinite. ENTER THE MULTIVERSE ^ UNTITLED DOCUMENT >< >< >< ANGEL 1 YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO SKRILLEX ON YOUTUBE? ANGEL 2 DON'T. JESUS I mean... ANGEL 1 DON'T you dare. SUPACREE I might as well, by the time I finish downloading it I probably won't even be able to listen to it. ANGEL 2 You shouldn't. SUPACREE I shouldn't, but I know i have to. ANGEL 1 In PUBLIC? JESUS Could go Incognito... ANGEL 2 INCOGNITO; The “oh please don't look at this:” easy algorithm engine for “LOOK AT ME, I'M HIDING SOMETHING.” MEANWHILE...IN DEEP MEDITATION…(IE OMNIPOTENCE) SUPACREE So... if a song is... nothing but question and answer, what's a song which references another in an attempt to address the question which was asked? ME A conversation between one song and another? MYSELF I guess, yes; I Well, that would be a symphony, I would suppose. SUPACREE It would, wouldn't it. ME That is, if the songs were in sync. MYSELF They could be made to be. I Every song is made to be in sync; ME I mean, two songs, made to be in sync with each other. _______ SUPACREE is on the floor at a rave. BASSGOD WAKE UP. SUPACREE This isn't funny anymore. ANGEL It was never funny. You have to get up. SUPACREE I'm up. BASSGOD You're NOT UP. ANGEL Come on, you have to do this. SUPACREE I'm doin it. GOD NO. ANGEL It's no use. She's so, so under there. It would take all of us to try to pull her out--that is without... [The darkening sky crumbles, as the thunderous storm rages, the battle between worlds expands throughout the outer galaxies.] ____ You're not skinny enough You're not pretty enough You're too dark, And you don't work quickly enough Much younger girls are putting in such Efforts, just to be, the perfect little beauty queen You wish you were, But couldn't be and kids these days are Everything that means anything Sometimes I Don't Wanna Be Happy… It was bad, But better than I'll ever be A basic remix, For the basic bitch that sings it And, I'm basically a Dillon Francis fiend, Have you seen this? Now it's getting serious, I seriously doubt there's anything I can do about it It's in God's hands and, I live in Satan's house How did he do this? How did this happen? The sad result of the damage, Cause i'm pretty sure The very last time my ex ever hit me Something got stuck on repeat; It's just eating me up. ___ [Untitled Document] What did we call that place, between “The Blackout” and waking up. Hazy. I thought it was something more clever. Maybe, but i'll never find it if i'm just scrolling through these documents. Write ”Untitled Document” That's all I've got, I guess. _____ [A DJ] Can be played by literally any DJ. A wild, wild party has happened. A DJ wakes up, previously having been sprawled out across the floor. A DJ Whose house is this…? Ugh. [Looks in mirror.] A DJ ughhh. [S/he gets up and stumbles groggily, stepping over bodies hunched and perched, slung about sleeping. Peacefully. The sun is bright, a curse to the eyes of the clearly hungover, and likely still quite inebriated DJ. ] CONCURRENTLY: >>> SUPACREE awakens from a ‘stupor' herself, displeased. She looks in the mirror, at first disgruntled, then “picks up her face” adjusts her perception, and decides, SUPACREE (“I'm good.”) Yep. [And she keeps it steppin, still asking aloud, as she ponders to herself;] SUPACREE Whose house is this? [And makes her way into the kitchen, where she (probably in a montage) cleans around the many bodies of hot people and rave babies still smudged and dripping in everything glittery; she appears to have ‘frozen time', as she vacuums faces and erases permanent marker penises drawn onto the foreheads and other exposed body parts of those who have fallen asleep with no shoes on. She cooks breakfast and straightens the entirety of what is now more recognizable as someone's home, though the owner still remains unknown. She sips coffee and reads the newspaper, as she steps behind the freshly detailed decks; and prepares a set through the headphones shes hung happily around her neck.] PAUSE ME See! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MYSELF It is. Ridiculous. You can't vacuum someone's face! I Not that part-- MYSELF --Especially white people! ME You never said they were all white people. I I mean, predominantly; it said hot people and rave babies. MYSELF That's racist! ME It isn't. This whole scene would be entirely different, if it had nothing but black people in it. ALTERNATELY: She wakes up in the same house, but it's clean. SUPACREE ...Whose house is this? BEYONCE It's my house. SUPACREE It's... nice. BEYONCE Yes it is. ______ DILLON FRANCIS has the master plan. SUPACREE Ugh, he knows everything. GOD Not everything, dear, believe me. SUPACREE Everything that matters. GOD There's no such thing as everything that doesn't matter. SUPACREE ...What?! __ Don't look in there! You won't find anything in there. I hate these things. ____ It doesn't work if you don't practice. How do I practice without decks? You don't. How do I Dj without practicing? You don't. So DJing is just for rich people? I mean, primarily, or just...anyone with money, if you have it. Fuck this, I quit. You can't quit. If you quit we forfeit the game. No... You idiot. What game? I thought she knew about the game. What. game. Well, it's not just a game, it's a language. WHAT GAME. She's about to be so angry, dude, just--- Just run. ___ 8 Dimensional--wait, what? Oh, she finally made it. I never thought she'd get to this part. Well, she stopped eating meat and cooks asian food-- ---yeah, but that's like 6 different places-- She's not listening to Skrillex. --She's not skipping it-- --yeah, but she isn't listening to it actively.-- Josh Pan. Yeah. I am. Why. I thought we were past “why” We were, we were WAY past “why” It wasn't really a question, guys, don't worry about it. “Don't worry about it” Tsh. Tsh. ___ It's just an expression. “expression” yes. I get it-- ___ He named it “Kliptown Empyrean” What. What's “Empyrean”? I'd love to know, but I don't. Don't google it. I won't, I just. __ GO KARTS. With A K. __ Where's Kliptown? South of Capetown? South? South Afri-- Stop. HE”S AFRICAN? Stop. What's more offensive; Being called an African, or an Alien? ___ One off...hmmm… Always one off. ___ Get out of my house! This is your house? Thank God, I was starting to worry the owner like wandered off and got lost; or, you know (makes slitting throat) I... no, this is my--wait. Who are you? Me? I'm S U P A C R E E “S U P A C R E E”? [having been yet unrecognized, shes is used to having to spell it] Yeah; ___ Key of Cringe: I'm in a box with all my thoughts, And I am not on top of the world Or taking shots, I'm just rocking back and forth Like broken record, Repeating sequences, a robot A beat box of kittens Nobody wants I'm lost (if rock and roll will take me I wonder how much it costs) ____ What did this kid do? Nobody knows _Oh, shit, it's the Jews again. I love the Jews. We know. I keep telling you, you're jewish I'm not jewish my mom's… That's not your mom. Of course that's my mom. It's not, I already told you what planet you're on? __ Now, tell us why we wear our masks! Oh, there are lots of reasons for that. Tell us about the Sauce! All the sauce? Yeah!!! That would be a long story. __ Oh, the Google kids are cute, too. I especially love that little chunky one. He is cute, he's probably my favorite, actually ____ PIERCE? Who the fuck is PIERCE? Google it. I like this, this is- It's different, isn't it? Yeah, and then it __ Sunni—are you Jewish? I...identify as “Jewish” You can't just identify as Jewish. Well, I do. No, you can't just “identify” as Jewish; your mother has to be Jewish. Okay; my mother is Jewish. Sunni—you don't talk much about your family; who's your mother? Who's your mother?! Oh! Okay, we're done. See you next time, bye! What are you doing? What? “Identify as Jewish”?! WHAT?! I do! No I don't! You don't know me! Maybe not! But I know TMZ. I'm not on TMZ Sunni Blu is on TMZ What did I do?! YOu know what you did. ∆ Well, alright then. ∆ Must be something. ∆ I got it. . Don't look at me;; I'm a catastrophe, I'm just waking up now Don't look at me, I got so high i think I might not come down It's not a bad thing But I'm a bad guy, i promise It's not a bad thing, Don't look in my eyes; Especially if I like you Especially if you have other plans tonight, Or this morning That's right Time flies when you're (dynomite) Time flies when your mind right I didn't mean to stay here It's been nearly half a year, you know It's nearly half a year It's nearly half a y AHEM ALRIGHT. JESUS CHRIST. No, not that! [sighs heavily, frustrated] Enjoy Your Day. FARRO nobly sacrifices his own life during The Lovers Quarrel, as PETRUTHEIO attempts a final and fatall blow unwittingly against ‘CESMET' A saturn of satirical Return of reverb Expanding explosions of Outward and unearthly Worlds within words Or words within Worlds on the Curve of the Unwritten overtures of -Mother wow . I guess. Do you want a cup of coffee? I want you to shut the fuck up. What if Jimmy Fallon had a diary as a kid. And I found it when i shapeshifted into his body. Yeah, what if. What if this is it? [SUPER HUGE GASP] Oh, AHEM- No, i Gotta write this. AHH– Oh, the things i would do to you Oh, woah, The things you would do to me Oh, no, no, woah The things i would do AHHH– Don't be mad I'm a writer I'm like this Hi kids wanna see how sharp my knife is yikes Sigh, bitch, ive been sitting in silece With the lights off cause i like it Ilike it a lot, but uhm Ahem, The rabbi's mad cause that i'd write this And it's shabbat This is why i don't listen to deadmau5 anymore. What are you talking about *listenining to* GODDAMIT. what The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… 03. JIMMY FALLON All ya'll are all worth bout a dollar; I am a cyclone, watch me holler I lived my whole life underwater I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon All ya'll are only bout a dollar I work so hard, I guess for nothin I am not worried bout a dollar I got a dollar; Jimmy Fallon I guess I'll do it on my own I had to do it all alone I made some soup, all out of stones I am the only one I know I am not worried bout the sauce I am so famous, got a stalker I am so famous Can't go no where I got a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I'm at the office, Not my home No collab I work alone Opened a business, got a loan I got a hundred of them passwords I went frontwards —1I went backwards Went to Manhattan, took a walk Went to the rock and dropped a rock Now put your money where your mouth is I got a thousand Jimmy Fallons (What's that) (I'm the host) What's that, what's that I work alone What's that what's that I dropped a rock into the rock What's that what's that I'm the host, I'm Jimmy {enter the multiverse/ as seen on tv} Story/ music video Moderately famous household television Jimmy Fallon suddenly begins appearing everywhere—that is—on every possible TV screen imaginable— The Protagonist, in confusion, can't seem to escape, and also amusingly begins finding Pennies in very strange and seemingly random places—these Pennies then begin opening up portals, breaking the fourth wall and opening worlds to other dimensions— Have you seen this? Uhh, hmwhat is it? Mits m “Two dumb Jews, starring Seth Rogen, and some other dude— Who's the other dude— some Jew,but it's got Adam Sandler in it. Oh, so three dumb Jews. So, no, then? I'd watch the shit out of that, though, tvh. Why's the synopsis? Uhh. Two Jewish musicians struggling to make it in new York's congested underground music scene hit it off in comedy by complete accident, after being booked as a duo for a comedy club they mistook for a bar. Heh. Okay, who does Adam Sandler play? “The Bookkeeper” What. Who the fuck is “the book keeper?” We'll see, I guess. “Two Broke hoes@ It's like two broke girls, but actually funny. What, be nice . Okay. Two Broke Ghosts That's better— — And marketable. Are you pale, or just— No, I'm dead. I'm dead. X.X Be NICE. Now our musical guests, SWAGGARBOMB. What in the fuck kind of music is that It's called “Dorkstep” [the doorbell rings] Great, who the fuck is I got a train car of your body count I got way far out to far rock away, way out Stop to talk to me, or don't, Kill your culture You need some? I got u— Probiotics, yo The truth hurts Your shit stinks Must be a mirror over herer Cause that's me I m your hero. Esha I think McGuiennes? Or McGrefor, after Ewab, maybe New York wants me to kill myself Maybe eventually New York if full of the devil The devil is money And everyone wants it The root of all evil, Is getting even The root of all evil Is people Beside myself, But besides that The ones hurting me, are soon to be where I am That's just karma The gangstalkers are soon to be stalked Coughed, and shot at The neighbors are soon to be eaten by their own demons When I don't clean them The root of all evil is evil, And that's all I see here White power wants me to kill my self The Caucasians get crazy when the race war is waging The elections are coming up And they see us coming up on conciousness They don't want us Just being honest They're hateful, They washed all the love out Thanks Karen But she don't care White firms just wanna have fun And they get to Meanwhile, me and I Eat shit( bro, And die Why's it nice to be white Even when you're wrong, you're right All you gotta do is lie, Open up your big blue eyes real wide and Decide what you want, Put us under your foot, And make us pay for it Thanks Karen Caucasians are terrorists I think it's McGuennes or however you spell it, cause half the names are like plays on Okay, I lie: You made a world where I have to Okay, I steal You took everything that I'm after already Or your ancestors did Call the luxury apartment reparations But ain't got no privacy, and hells angels and the kkk Ride motorcycles every time I get my eye on the prize So what's the price for being indegenous, black, and a genius White supremacy finds sneakier ways to kill you ESHA MCGUENNES (I thought figure out how to spell that. My left side's off I guess I got Stuck in the love of the art I was writing that part When the life of my love Fell over me A lover huh I'm so confused. I'm sorry bro, But if you're morbidly obese, But your feet are like a size 6– You are not BIG BONED. My doctor said I have a small frame, my feet are size 9, I went from a 10 to an 8.5 after losing 200 hundred pounds, I'm like “goddamn! Even my feet were fat! Fuck” But if you're fat like I was and your feet are size 6, your feet might be like a si3 4! You're a fat fucking pixie that fucked around and can't do little pixie shit now, cause you like pixie sticks Too much I'm just the rat in the dumpster I made this whole world up I swallowed the doctor I hearted the surgeon I locked up the dog catcher; I cauldron'd the Mormons I called it a sermon, but He called them all — Wait, who is Herman?! I don't know! Some black guy on that show I'm writing! what. I don't know. You're writing a show?! I'm on it! Ugh, I don't know. No fair, You really know how to make me cry When you give me those ocean eyes Those ocean eyes Good looking people In good looking places Doing good things; I just want to be Good today Good looking people Good looking people Bye, bye little bird, Think of the dreams we made Think of the drummer boy, Your lover boy, Then, the other boy There we go again, With the drums we played And the love we made It just won't make it Oh I Just Can't take it Can I come back yet? SHUT UP, GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN. I'm having breakfast at 10 am Thinking damn this depression is just setting in There's a chest on my elephant Chester drawer with hand carved elements Elephant ok my chest, Clisets with hangers and button ups I haven't won't yet What FOR WHAT FOR. MY EYES. For the sake of the art, I heart ya. For perhaps if I love, That's how I lost ya. So I keep all my love close, The brothers have found the fountain How many dollars do tootsie pops cost For one Jimmy Fallon? return to the blacklist. Great. Now I'm Jimmy Fallon. Well what's fucked up! What happened! FUCK! I hate being Jimmy Fallon! Whose dick swings to the right like that. Ow. FUCK. Fuck this guy. GODDAMMIT. -_- Let me in. Or I could just leave you out. No, don't do that. WHY. Ahh. Shhhhhh!!! What if someone sees me. Hmm, let's see. [rings neighbors dooorvelk, shuts door] No! The neighbor opens the door; now gifted with the ability to see demons, after merging with Fast forward Oh no, when did that thing come into play (When this happened) Liz lemon lives on the ground floor It don't matter cause she ain't never home l She's at the rock That's all the way up Good talk, Donaguey, Good, Good Talk Good people Good show Good good times It's good to be long gone from home Go to work at the plaza That ones Conan. Oh, Why?! Why not, though. OH, you mean— Katt. What up Snoop . Ahh, Look what the pimp limped in. You think you're clever. You think you're at least 5 foot—but you're 4 foot 9 I'm STILL WINNING CHARLIE SHEEN relapses on the dance floor Oh shit. Relapses to which habit? All of them! 10-4 CALL RUSSEL BRAND. Csnt. Why not. He's blacked out. What? Another relapse?! No, he just— passed out KABLAM. “The Cockney Thug” He's just like that now. God What is it. Can I have ham in my spam samwhiches. —you want ham in your spam sandwhich. Yes. Roasted cantaloupe with Put your notebook On my throat-Scrotum I like your poems So I wrote you this one Oh. That's. Welcome—to the' creepy shit fans have done for u's backlogs. “Backlogs” Well, I have millions of fans, It would take me years to look at all this. [the festival project] Woah. Woah. Ok. Yo. Have you seen this. What is it. I don't know. Hm. Look. Woah: Yeah, it's— Wow Ok. It just goes on like this— For how long— For like GOH GOH l GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUT TO: Latest — 1:04 WHAT? MEANWHILE ….IS THAT A JIMMY FALLON? LOOKS LIKE ONE. SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. ok , boss. I told you, He would play The Devil's Advocate, If need be [JIMMY FALLON is shot mercilessly in the shoulder in broad daylight.] YO. THEY SHOT ME. He'll be okay. He's Jimmy Fallon. [LIKE 90,000 Ambulances and a SWAT team roll up.] See. DEADMAU5 charges himself in a high speed chamber—a tech-driven coffin via a USB port in his neck. Lol. Ok. (PDA) Public Displays of Affliction I've never even see. A. Aston Martin Sometimes it's worth it, Getting lost in Manhattan I just saw the sign I wouldn't dare entering, anyhow Not in this outfit Not in this predicament (I just left the Whole Foods market) I got lost and god was happy Motor cars for music Force a figure ibto music Forgive Annie, Run a mile what's a california smile In New York What a garden Oh, what a garden Double back. For a second glance Oh, don't we all want second chances Now I've been an Aston Martin Motorists dot muses now u want her What a party I just saw the sign Now I've been an Aston Martin All by design Companion passing through KAWS I just bought a Ferrari I said, Where the roof is?! Where the roof is?! Blū electrico Roof finished in Nero Just a hit of magic A menacing, incredibly ambedextrous submissive One time I played God, I was hanging as the sun in Toronto In my third eye was a camera lense; My baby daddy, Lover and my best friend My husband My lover and My best friend My brother And my father Were my best friends Once upon a time I never had friends Now I remember sitting in the backseat, Has been I remember when I never had ribs I remember when I never had meat Nice to meet you I already had a coffee I remember sitting in the front seat Once upon a time I was anno one Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Once a bunch of Pennies, lady Gaga I'm a baby, haha Once upon a time, I was a no one A nobody Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon I remember penny was a virgin I remember when you were the third one, l Once upon a time I was the first one Once upon a time, I thirst my quench with Coffee Body guard! I remember going on a long run I remember once there was a Knock on my door Now I quench my thirst with smart water With a hard on Never was a smart one Just an artist I was no one Once upon a dollar Jimmy Fallon Once upon a nothing, there was no one Now I take my coffee on a long ride No fun Once upon a dollar, Jimmy Fallon Amen I wish for every dollar I ever had, back Jimmy Fallon I wish it was 11:11, every Dillon Francis I wish for sandwhiches on leavened bread at Passover I wish this whole world would Passover, With the the stories in my home And in my notebook I wish for the fame and wealth with it, Jimmy Fallon I wish I never laughed at Dillon Francis I wish Skrillex was never a demon, I take it back I want the wealth And not the fame Just the freedom, Jimmy Fallon What do you mean by that? A dad, an actor An attack, The press is back and asking questions I can't handle that I can't. I just can't with that Abandon the matrix Go back to What's his name But I can't Cause I made him up Call my mother begging to drop the charges Called my God Just asking what the pocket watch does What's an engagement ring like that coat How much to rug the cameras up Inside my home So I don't know about em That shit's priceless Like the 9 Dollar's I've got Marked up, but not to spend them at the Market Jimmy Fallon I pray for your family But not as hard as I pray For my son Or God To take this fat off So I can look like Jennifer Aniston Cause that's God to em, 22 year old Adam Sandler At a brunch A talk show with my Least favorite host of all time Jimmy Fallon But I love to laugh, huh I just got back, God My house is a mess I want meth like AshGod If Method man was drinking up the water Would there be backwash It's a horrible, windfall This awesome art project My broken heart The coughing stalkers Whatever the fuck is going on in New York I love New York But not New Yorkers It hurts to be the worst person The first person to put reverse curses On shamans from the 3rd world And I'm living in the first world, But I just learned that Underneath the surface Is the fourth world That's some dichotomy Huh That's some diabolical plot The cosmic avenger is stuck in a dimension Of white pocket tenses And white bitches who get offended With this scripture But listen I just got up And I've been privy to Never sleeping again Norman Needs you, Mrs. Hotch But I was never Mrs. Roberts With all of the hearts and crosses , stars I give up on love Where's DimlonnFrancis at That's a man without a mask, That's a mannequin m. Just got up And I still want breakfast All I got is Stuff that's leavening A hand in my pocket Just for God to show me Nobody I want wants me Jimmy Fallon has a family That's a tragedy, that But I laughed so hard in the bathtub I still haven't come back from that I feel bad for em, actually All the husbands Cause I was the wife that sucks And he hated me so much I got punched in the— Doesn't matter Stuck in the telling it over and over Nobody loves me My new password is Fuckit I'm gone galloping horses, And hornets, I'm just a furniture Probably should have aborted me, mother Just like you wanted to But I'm still in the hospital On the honor roll Cause I had them all lined up The prophets of the “Impossible, could not be my God!” That's what they all said, But they dressed me up like Some sort of messiah, So I was, then It wasn't right, no That was malpractice But now I've got Camping in Malibu Crossed off my list forever Shit It's some dichotomy Just hold onto me I'm the rock, You're the kite now, Jimmy Fallon I was just better off dead, You know Better off stuck in my head, you know. I read your messages, every one of them Every one of the drugs in my bucket I threw up from the fan club Impossible, Could not have been at that clown JIMMY FALLON - THE COSMIC AVENGER JIMMY FALLON THE COSMIC AVENGER is levitating in a hyper-meditative state. UH – “hehe” …I beg your pardon. “Hehe” Um… Fuck. Or “haha” “haha” … Just admit it. … Admit it already! –haha. Admit WHAT. This gets Levels. Nobody thought Patrice O Neal was a woman! I thought Patrice O Neal Was a Woman. Ah, fuck, I'm nobody. “Nobody” Is that Bob Saget? I swiped right on this dude, just cause he looked exactly like Bob Saget. Omg. Bob Saget! Fuck, that's right. EXT. THE W HOTEL, BEVERLY HILLS, DAY/ EXT . PODSHARE WESTWOOD ROOFTOP, DAY OH MY GOD, GUYS, LOOK: IT'S BOB SAGET. No it's not! Oh My God! Yeah IT IS! Fuck, really?! Bob Saget?! BOB SAGET! YO GUYS, IT'S BOB SAGET. It was, in fact, Bob Saget. Bob Saget's dead, right? Oh yeah, bud. That's it guys! No more dead celebrities! I'm coming with you! NO MORE GHOSTS. Look, I have something to tell you. UGH. COME ON. This is a weird superpower. EXT. GRAVEYARD, QUEENS, NY. DAY … … … Having fun yet? Alright! I have a question! What? When do I get to– Get to what? You know. Luckily, I die long beore Jimmy Fallon, and as my time approached, I took all i could absorb from the world within, and without, almost as if any and all of my deathwish had been satiated with the gentle ease, the notion of knowing my imminent death would come long before what those surrounding me would consider my time, and therefore would not be made to lose anymore than I already had–but at least, I did have th strength in knowing, not only would i never grow so old as to see for show most of what I had done, but that I had done most of what I would have at all, and not much longer than my words would form into all that would come to be known as my full body of work, I would perish, even before–long before– those I had studied, admired, and known to love–if only through the fourth wall, at all. The invisible man, in Manhattan The sunglasses matches her madness The cloud cover looks just like Texas The suns going down And it's getting colder As the winds blows… THAT was a HARD left turn. So, what time can we listen to Excision? Sometime after intermission. How many acts is this again? ___ I told you, IN-FIN-ITE. Okay… I just wanted to know how long it would take? ___ I know someone that cold get us in _____ (Sitting on a speaker in the BassPod) What is she doing? What are you doing? Charging. __________ I think I found that girl you were looking for. Where is she? I said I found her: I didn't say you could have her. She's not a possession, I'm just trying to talk to her. You didn't mention that she was-- Be careful with your words. Oh, I think it's you that ought to be careful. You're losing your power over her and it shows. Mm. And what about your ‘power', hm? I haven't any power over her-- Oh, but you do-- Will Power at best, That would only be half of it. That would be all I had anything to do with; she was given free agency. HA. “Given”? ____ awww look at that bass face. Well, that's one reason... __ Ah what! you can change your entire frequency? No Fair, I can't do that You can, it just takes practice. What kind of practice-- ___ Oh shit, this hits different with two headphones. It all hits different with headphones. Calorie Deficit Calculator: -3423 Oh shit. Well how many calories did I eat? BEFORE: …chocolate chip cookies? NO— —CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESzzxz— [CC/SUPACREE robotically and autonomously ditches her bicycle outside of sprouts, not giving a Fuck.] —s—noh! stop it! Stop controlling me! THEY ARE VEGAN. SO? STOP IT. Ooh, what's this. I don't know— get it. CC/SUPACREE stands awkwardly at the checkout with a varied selection of vegan baked goods. *beep* Yeaaaahh. So wait. SUPACREE is controlled by aliens? WE ARE GODS. Knock it OFF! [NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: SUPASTRENTH ] Nice. Yeah dude. Watch this. The Legend of Supacree is the #1 MMORPG in the world; it is also happening in real-time, in multiple worlds within the multiversial construct of the actual Omniverse. AGHHHHH In fact, nobody even plays GTA or call of duty anymore. YAH! [Random objects falling from the sky. ] SUPACREE Oh, nice. INSTANT MANIFESTATION. JUST POST THE FUCKING EPISODE ALRIGHT?! this bitch is fucking crazy. Watch this. Watch what? SHIA LABEOUF discovers The Legend Of Supacree franchise and becomes villainously obsessed with It, hatching a heinous and maniacal plan to hunt her down and capture her—tracking her every move and learning everything about her he can. Wtf. I don't know. Is he a villain? I don't know. I guess. I'M A SUPERVILLAIN. …He's a supervillain. I guess. Why?! I don't know. This is creeps. It is creeps. [lifts one eyebrow.] SUPACREEps. Scary monsters and supacreeps. Heh. NO, NO MUSICIANS. Heh. SHIA LABEOUF is a straight up gangster. HE'S CRAZY! [SHIA LAUGHING MANIACALLY.] Oh, wow– That dude is a straight up psychopath. You're a straight up psychopath. I'm not arguing. What is THIS part of the story? Well, son, you made it through. WOODY HARRELSON? WHAT. Woody Harrelson?! WHY? I don't know. He just fit the part. WHAT PART?! WHAT/! Nobody quite understands what's happening in ENTER THE MULTIVERSE, however, THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE has taken an incredible turning point, intersecting with the world of LEGENDS and THE SECRET LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ/ THE SUITE LIFE OF SUNNI BLŪ. IT HAS? YES? WHERE? I WANNA DIE. OH! That's not SUPACREE! [CC HULK SMASHES her bike onto the rack on the bus. THE HULK, sitting just in front stares at her wide-eyed as she boards the bus over the rim of his sunglasses.] Oh, maybe, nevermind. Wait! Is it THE HULK, or MARK RUFFALO? I don't know! I don't give a shit! Why are you even writing this? Uhhhhhhhh. [CC's brain is slowly melting as she rides the bus to work. THE HULK– OR IS IT MARK FUCKING RUFFALO!? I DON”T FUCKING CARE– THERE'S A DIFFERENCE WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IT – DOESN'T– MATTER! ‘It doesn't matter.' Chal's words echoed in my head almost too loudly–as boldly blind and sometimes even dumb as he was, he was also wise, and as it turned out, right–it really didn't matter. Nothing mattered at all. I had gone through the motions of reaching out to him, to of course as expected learn that he and whatever her name was had gone their separate ways; I understood that would be the case nearly immediately back in Mazunte, but as he was insistent he would woo her–and persistent in doing so, that I thought maybe after all love– or what really turned out to be his obstinate lust would win the day–and yet, it hadn't; he was again single and on the prowl– and although at one point I had even lusted after him briefly, trailing behind him in nonchalant platonic carelessness as he obsessively followed another woman, had allowed me to become comfortable enough in the friendzone that i could just simply exist next to him; Now, again faced with homelessness and factoring in my inability to travel much further than south of the border, especially now knowing well how to travel throughout mexico and into Guatemala, I wondered truly if my own self-worth had really been lowered to the point of allowing myself to meet Chal in Guatemala–even full well knowing that he, too, preferred perfect and illy white to my dark skin and quite seemingly matronly features, and, knowing for myself that I wasn't his first choice– as he and I had of course met in Mazunte around the same time he had met whom he considered to be ‘his Goddess'-- albeit while on a topless beach and thus hynotized by her breasts. Men were hopeless. Then, here I was, waking up every other sleep cycle in the cold sweat of a wet dream, the subject of which I typically at least tried to keep deeply hidden in my subconscious psyche as secrets, although by now it seemed there really were none, and all that I knew and that I thought were known and seen by some other than myself–though somehow still holding true to my belief that there really was none other than myself–in my own broken and twisted world, alone and punished in the depths of mediocrity and shame. Woah. Riding the bus. There's nothing lower. There's walking. To the bus. Yah. And all the sick people. And all the crackheads. And all the–what are those? Demons [demon hacks.] Ugh, fucking–ugh. SHIA LABOUFF'S obsession with SUPACREE is helga petaki-meets Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch. Oh, wait, we're back on that storyline? I mean– I don't know how to write this. Just write it. he's a villain, right? I mean, that suit. SHIA LA– FUCK. WHAT?! Worst last name EVER. Well, not ever– Wait, is he black?! –It sounds french. GOOGLE SEARCH: ‘How Jewish is Shia LaBeouf? ‘ –no, he's Cajun – That's french-black–wait— –what? Cajun AND Jewish? –Yeah– Jesus! JESUS What? (raises one eyebrow) SUPACREE strategizes a plan of attack. Attack for what? {ATTACK} YOUUUU INCEPTED ME!!! AGH! {COUNTER ATTACK} NOT ME! DISNEY! {DODGING COUNTER ATTACK} Yeah, Blame “Disney!” I JUST DID. Oh, yeah, right!! RAVEN SYMONÉ It was Disney. THEY OK'D THIS?! They bought Marvel! THEY OK'D EVERYTHING. —Even the SKRILLEX? Especially the Skrillex —Especially the Skrillex. AGHHHHHHHH—— ———-AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! SHIA LABEOUF VS SUPACREE: FIGHT!!!! Everything looks good— —everything looks good. Everything looks fine— —Everything looks fine. But wait— What? What about that guy? Oh My— —oh my… Is he gonna be alright? Is that guy —gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright? Is—that guy gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright Is that guy— Gonna be alright? Is that guy gonna be alright?? Is that guy gonna be alright?! Is that guy gonna be alright m? Everything looks good— —everything looks fine Looks good— But what about that guy? …I don't know about that guy. Is he alright? Yo. Yooo. Stop writing songs about Skrillex. ((I literally can't.)) What?! It doesn't have to be about Skrillex! It could be about anybody! Here, they call with disco balls Stars in my eyes, but stars do fall First true love dies hard after all, No star shines bright as morning comes —(for) Sonny …I didn't write that. CUT TO: CC writes automagically between sets of heavy lifting. IMAGINARY FRIENDS, PART III DEADMAU5!!!! okay—one more—then cupcakes— Cupcakes? No cupcakes! I WANT CUPCAKES. Uh—No way! YES WAY. Mmm—no I'm sick of this diet! I'm not on a diet! I eat! You eat GRASS. I'm a vegan. This shit sucks. I told you, grass tastes bad. RICK?! (I also want cupcakes. ) Mmkay—ohh. You said that was the last one. No, more more. NO “one more” But I like this one—and it has the right amount of weights on it already—see? Jesús Christ He's not here. (Yes I am). Why the Fuxk. I also want cupcakes Okay, one more No “one more” The power of Christ compels ye! … Is that how that works? No. Maybe. (((Yes.))) AGHHH. The celebrities of Hollywood are gang stalking SUPACREE Can we— No. But I didn't even get to ask the question. The answer is no. THE CELEBRITIES OF HOLLYWOOD, after assembling with the Bampheramphs and Morherfuckers, have formed a supergroup tasked with bringing SUPACREE to THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE—so far, they have cunningly out-bested and outwitted THE US GOVERNMENT, including but not limited to THE FEDS, THE CIA, THE FBI and THE SECRET SERVICE. REALLY? I GUESS. HOW?! — DRAKE snoops on SUPACREE as she writes working half heartedly at THE NECK MACHINE with peaking curiosity, peaking over the time of his sunglasses. Whats it called. “Nautilus 4 way neck “ BPM: you're a jerk Do the Drake Do the Drake Do the Drake Work that neck Work that— Neck, Becky Work that neck, Work that neck Do the— “new note: Purchase ‘Honestly, nevermind' I had worked an entre month at LVAC before the circus went underway; Not a single drop of Skrillex had ever been played over the loudspeakers at any moment, for any of the time I had been employed there, nor had it burdened me any of the other time I had spent bettering myself within what I once cherished as sacred walls–now the illusion shattered, as nowhere I could seem to run – even the rural coastal jungle of Mexico-was far enough to escape the clammerings of something I quite honestly very much still loved, but wouldn't allow myself to enjoy— Or maybe, now, couldn't. BANGARANG. ‘Fuck this shit.' I wanted to move, but didn't—I wanted to leave, and probably should have, but wouldn't. I just sat there through it as my coworker, standing at about 5'4 ½ in a pair of tight black skinny jeans sang along and bounced rhymically. What the fuck. Then, as it had just been earlier that I was thinking of Sonny himself, and how, be it that any of my premonitions were actually accurate and true as I had once thought them to be, there would perhaps come a day that I regretted not listening to his works, just as one regrets not spending time with a loved one before their passing not giving enough attention to the little things, the tiny details, the time they had missed, but never missed without missing their loved one until it was too late. Then again, for me, any time in the then- present was too late, as I had only been followed, taunted, and ridiculed, openly humiliated and embarrassed, and never really paid directly for anything I had done, whether it did have to do with Skrillex or otherwise –and so I had made it more than a point to distance myself from it, anything having to do with it, or him, or anything really, music related—of course besides relying heavily on deadmau5 just for my own existence–that is, willingness wake up, move about the world and its endless, pointless constructs, and even so, completing a worthwhile workout with enough satisfaction that I could allow myself to leave the building–and now, with my commute taking up a grand total of 4 hours of my entire day—I didn't have the time or the energy to stay late into the days and even afternoons as I had before, or to arrive early as I had in the days and weeks before; Now this job was amounting to nothing at all, and I was surely less than breaking even. Whats the worry? You've got 20 minutes to write a story! Don't be sorry Mind your orders. You're a war chief Marry me, Oh pretty please— I plead to you, just sing for me Just think of me as a Never ending fantasy, At the very least When you bury me —and you buried me alive, Just for the look of things What makes us even Slitting wrists Or splitting things unevenly (Either thing benefits me, And my penis, I think.) Make me famous— She said Hate me or debate me, I have everything I need And I have everything you have, But I can leave, All with my dreams intact I do believe You think I'm evil Either way, unnecessary Why would I sit down and write a story— When you just did it for me? Why would I pledge allegiance to old glory She's ignoring me; Why would I change my name to satisfy your needs When mine sit idly by waiting Why would I dream of you, When you dream of me I have all I need, You have all of me in the other room While you watch cartoons with your lady I hate anime and now I hate you too, But I'm so stupid, Nothing soothes my moods, Except playing your tunes, Or music Whoop De Fucking do Would you Marry Me? He said (He never did, he just let her—) She said, I do And now they're doomed I built a tomb for two The bride and groom In music Two by two And used by Tuesday Music I presume To the beautiful Music I presume For the usual Music I presume For those who —- SHIA LABEOUF JUST DO IT. That is not how the end of the song goes. No, but this is how the end of the episode goes. Really!? How? [CC stares lifelessly forward out of the front window of the double decker bus; a man dressed in all blue catches her attention—another telepathic shapeshifter.] You brought…an umbrella? I told you there was a shit storm coming. Oh, nooh. Where's yours? I— don't care? That's right you don't. I don't. That's good you don't. I really don't. You don't give a Fuck, or a shit. I—don't give a fuck or a sh—wait— DILLON FRANCIS? I'm good at what I do. What do you DO? THIS. “A Silent Partner” Oh. I like that. That has all kinds of insinuations. Doesn't it? Hermph. You're a creep. A Supacreep. PAUSE ITS MISTER MAGOOoOOOOOOOooO0oO. No, it's the IRS. Fuck. HOLY SHIT SUNNI. WHAT. HOW DO YOU OWE 100,000 IN BACK TAXES?! Student loan debt. WHAT. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Yes it does. HOW. Calm down Marci —MY ÑAME IS— [Sunnī Blū subdues her instantly with one if Supacree's mysterious rave weapons] Sit down, please. …what is that? You like it? Yeah. [she gives her another dose of strange vapor, she relaxes even further.] See. Yeah. Now that you're happy— —am i “happy” ? [she gives her another relaxing dose] —are you Happy? Yeah. Ok. So. I never filed my taxes because I had so muc

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CHNR Beyond 29 Uncanney B2B Jawb

Cali's ✯ HouseNation Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 60:01

Joining us for CHNR Beyond #29. As heard from the live broadcast from Houswerx. Send the decks to Northern California with Uncanney B2B Jawb. BIO: Uncanney Bio Northern California producer of 8 years and DJ of 14, Uncanney is a DNB loving, jungle enthusiast with roots in house, garage & breaks. With his distinctive multi-genre blend, he is an all-star switch hitter sliding into home no matter the time slot or the tempo. Employing a truly authentic aim to relate to his audience and that of a future era through all styles of music, as well as exhibiting an unwavering dedication to the turntablism craft. It has given him the versatility and skill sets needed to play alongside names such as Pendulum, High Contrast, Netsky, Jack Beats, AC Slater, Liquid Stranger, Caspa and more! He has been showcased throughout California at various festivals, from Outside Lands and Bottlerock, to Stilldream and Pure Vision, all while still retaining the legacy that is considered genuine local sound. He is signed to San Francisco labels like 9G and Blue Orb, as well as working with Bay Area crews such as Tech Support Recordings, Runtime DNB, HUSHconcerts, Reprezent Clothing and Higher Conscience; resulting in consistently and creatively upholding what is intrinsic to what we have come to know as West Coast Electronic Underground music. Jawb Bio “justanotherwannabe” aka “jawb” is not the next big thing. Truthfully, he's a rather small individual with a big passion for huge sound systems. Growing up, 90s techno/trance/house took a firm hold on him. Lump that in with top40 radio, alternative, punk, rap, metal, reggae, blues, and anything else he could shove in his ears...you end up with a lifetime of chasing the music dragon. From house parties, to club spaces, renegades and warehouse undergrounds...JAWB has been there. He loves it. If he isn't in the booth with his USB he is in one of three places....inside a subwoofer, standing in the back soaking it all in, or in the bathroom doing any number of questionable things. When asked to describe his music/sets: “I used to be really specific with single genre sets and planning them out track by track, down to how I was going to transition between each one. These days, after years of playing out to different crowds in different settings, I tend to pick a handful that I know I want to play in a set, usually different genres, and I challenge myself to piece them together for the dance floor in a way that doesn't just tell a story, but actually takes you to a place that shouldn't exist. That's how I like to imagine the space anyway. I don't really follow specific labels or genres anymore, I generally follow the sounds that speak to me. Basically if it gives me that euphoria feeling, I'll likely play it out at some point in time.” Follow JAWB Soundcloud: @jawb Instagram: @jawbthestray

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501 - Monstercat Call of the Wild: Dubstep Vol. 3

Monstercat Call of the Wild

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 62:46

Follow our COTW playlist: https://monster.cat/3Zhj7st Follow the show: https://www.monstercat.com/COTW Tracklist 00:30 Mr. Bill & Culprate - Lie [Monstercat] 04:16 Ace Aura - Doorman [Monstercat Exclusive] [Monstercat] 07:29 Riot Ten - No Surrender (ft. Jeff Kush) [Dim Mak] 10:28 Zeds Dead x Flux Pavillion x DeathbyRomy - WAVES [Circus Records] 15:15 Spag Heddy & Viperactive - Invane [Monstercat] 18:41 AVANCE - CREATION OF DISGUST (ft. Qoiet) [Monstercat] 21:53 INFEKT - BEAMS [Monstercat] 24:45 CYCLOPS - NOPE [Monstercat] 27:06 NGHTMRE, Jon Casey & Pauline Herr - In Your Eyes [Gud Vibrations] 29:58 SIPPY - Get Wompy [Monstercat] 31:54 Slippy - Integration Sequence [Monstercat] 35:18 RZRKT - DREAD [Monstercat] 38:50 NGHTMRE, Liquid Stranger & Mougleta - Restless [Gud Vibrations] 42:08 Slippy - Prophecy (ft. AFTERMYFALL) [Monstercat] 45:07 VESK GREEN & Pegboard Nerds - Bounce [Monstercat] 49:10 Pegboard Nerds & MIU - Weaponize [Monstercat] 52:02 Infected Mushroom - Spitfire (Stonebank Remix) [Monstercat] 55:03 Codd Dubz & SQISHI - Vitamin R [Monstercat] 57:53 Pegboard Nerds & Bossfight - Powerplay [Monstercat] Thank you for listening to Monstercat: Call of the Wild! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'M PEAKING EPISODE 37 - NGHTMRE GOT OFFERED MUSHROOMS BY A STRANGER ON A PLANE?!

I'M PEAKING

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 128:44

In Episode 37 of the I'M PEAKING Podcast, we had Tyler Marenyi (aka NGHTMRE) on the show as we delved into the roots of his name, took a nostalgic trip down memory lane exploring Pokémon, AIM Instant Messenger, and the 90s resurgence. We discussed the cyclical nature of music trends, from Trap making a comeback to the rising popularity of Drum N Bass. NGHTMRE treated us to an exclusive preview of his unreleased track with Liquid Stranger and shared some amusing anecdotes from his shows. Our conversation spanned from favorite sexy-time EDM tracks to the evergreen appeal of festivals even in the current recession. As NGHTMRE played us his unreleased collaboration with Juelz, we wrapped up with winter festival raver tips and festival etiquette. Tune in with us on this episode for a journey through music, memories, and the evolving EDM landscape

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#113 - Maddy O'Neal

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2023 82:08

Dirty Funky Bass Music but make it pretty. The vibe and soul of the Maddy O'Neal project combines soundscapes from all across the spectrum of genres…Rich in texture and atmosphere, her roots in funk and soul shine through in a bed of low end frequencies making for a unique environment for future bass and synth design to tie it all together. Hailing from Denver, Colorado you can hear the direct electro soul inspiration sprinkled in her productions but she has managed to carve out her own unique lane within the bass community. As a self taught producer and DJ, with a wildly creative upbringing, Maddy's expression was formed by way of soulful melodic overtones, driven basslines, and glitched out hip hop grooves. Maddy's live performances consist of original compositions, drum pads and an interwoven storyline ranging from down low grimey bangers to shimmery mid tempo vocal bass tracks and head nod disco. Her momentum is unstoppable as she has been touring the country for the last 5 years playing 90+ shows a year spreading her infectious energy from stage to stage. With hits like “Zest Please”; a collaboration with the iconic Clozee that amassed over 2 million Spotify plays in just one year, 4 EPs, a massive sophomore LP “Ricochet” in 2022 followed by 2 volumes of remix albums, Maddy's repertoire is ever expanding leaving fan bases across the world wanting more. Maddy O'Neal has played Coachella, Lollapalooza, Lost Lands, Electric Forest, Envision, Summer Camp, North Coast, Red Rocks (x3) and many many more. Her touring resume is long and accomplished by supporting such artists as Clozee, Pretty Lights, Griz, Big Gigantic, Liquid Stranger, The Floozies, Opiuo, Wreckno, STS9, Manic Focus, and more!Upcoming notable summer festival performances include highlights such as Bonnaroo, Cascade, SSBD, Sonic Bloom and more. To learn more visit: https://www.maddyonealmusic.com/ This episode was brought to you by VitaPlur & Lunchbox Packs. Lunchbox Packs is the original anti-theft hydration pack, purpose built for live events, festivals, and life adventures. Use code: "LIZZYJANE" (all caps) for 15$ off any hydration pack online and use code "LIZZYJ" for 5$ off any snackpack online. https://www.lunchboxpacks.com/ VitaPLUR E-Boost Gum is a first of its kind rave supplement that provides magnesium, electrolytes and antioxidants sublingually while you chew! With no pills to take or annoying powders to mix VitaPLUR E-Boost gum is the perfect complement to your active lifestyle. Use code: "LIZZYJANE" (all caps) at check out for 10% off any item at https://www.vitaplur.io/

The Pat and AJ Podcast Episode 207 [06-16-23]

The Pat and AJ Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2023 41:30

We're live from the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival! We talk to our favorite bass music artist in the galaxy Liquid Stranger on this episode!

Legends On The Rocks

The Ravers Circle Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 27:52

Episode 136 of The Ravers Circle Podcast features hosts AJ Hollywood and Karizmatik discuss the aftermath of Ultra Miami and Beyond Wonderland SoCal. Other topics of discussion this episode include: Life is Beautiful 2023 lineup reveal, Bass Canyon 2023 lineup reveal, Skrillex announcing 2023 Red Rocks show, Liquid Stranger announcing 2023 Red Rocks show, and Griz announcing Grizmas in July.

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Rob Lowe

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Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 22:01

It must be the end of the world; I'm not leaving Must be the end of my time; I'm not breathing Somebody tell me who I Am ; I'm bleeding; Don't feed me, The needy— I'm fiending for freedom, Believe me Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He very died. Right. Remember the time Liquid Stranger– –was it liquid stranger– Yes …I'm not writing that. don't worry, guys, I won't click twice, I'm just trying to find The commonalities, Between these celebrities and Whatever's happening to me “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?” I screamed from within, my palms unscathed and yet twisted with excruciating pain, as the tears rolled from down my eyes and i hushed the sound of my voice so that the man in the other room wouldn't hear me. Okay. that shit hurt. It did hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not Jesus, I don't wanna be Jesus. JESUS. Well, fuck that memory. What about this one: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI. Oh. WE HAVE SKRILLEX. oh no. Or, had him. what . Where is he? How would I know. You should know. I don't, tho. Well, dammit. They sure are friendly. Yeah, too friendly. HEY—HEY LADY! Uhm, Excuse me. HEEEEEY Nope, not today. What are you evading? “The Fame Game.” I'm not playing. Aw, come on. NO. Come on! NO. I Always get picked off, or die on drugs–or get hot flashes, it's awful. Pleeeasee– NO. Stop asking me. Oh, so I die in a plane crash. Yeah. Ok. You die in a bathtub. Stay away from me. [ceases to exist] Couldn't fake it Not even fora secod, Not even for a condo; On the 25th floor of the Circa Apartments I'm being honest, “Lost in Los angeles” Like Donkey Kong and Mario Cart rolled into one I'm the controller On the contrary, darling You're all of it, The ending and the start of it A Star amongst the Walk (Against The Hall of It) We're Always Watching. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Rob Lowe

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Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 22:01

It must be the end of the world; I'm not leaving Must be the end of my time; I'm not breathing Somebody tell me who I Am ; I'm bleeding; Don't feed me, The needy— I'm fiending for freedom, Believe me Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He very died. Right. Remember the time Liquid Stranger– –was it liquid stranger– Yes …I'm not writing that. don't worry, guys, I won't click twice, I'm just trying to find The commonalities, Between these celebrities and Whatever's happening to me “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?” I screamed from within, my palms unscathed and yet twisted with excruciating pain, as the tears rolled from down my eyes and i hushed the sound of my voice so that the man in the other room wouldn't hear me. Okay. that shit hurt. It did hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not Jesus, I don't wanna be Jesus. JESUS. Well, fuck that memory. What about this one: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI. Oh. WE HAVE SKRILLEX. oh no. Or, had him. what . Where is he? How would I know. You should know. I don't, tho. Well, dammit. They sure are friendly. Yeah, too friendly. HEY—HEY LADY! Uhm, Excuse me. HEEEEEY Nope, not today. What are you evading? “The Fame Game.” I'm not playing. Aw, come on. NO. Come on! NO. I Always get picked off, or die on drugs–or get hot flashes, it's awful. Pleeeasee– NO. Stop asking me. Oh, so I die in a plane crash. Yeah. Ok. You die in a bathtub. Stay away from me. [ceases to exist] Couldn't fake it Not even fora secod, Not even for a condo; On the 25th floor of the Circa Apartments I'm being honest, “Lost in Los angeles” Like Donkey Kong and Mario Cart rolled into one I'm the controller On the contrary, darling You're all of it, The ending and the start of it A Star amongst the Walk (Against The Hall of It) We're Always Watching. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

TwT#125 - Liquid Stranger

TVLKS with TVBOO

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 130:26

Its about time! Got to have the wakaan family leader on the podcast to talk about everything under the sun. Great conversation with a great human.

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 59:43

Toggle navigationUpload Episode Dashboard The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™ Gerald's World. The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential [ENTER THE MULTIVERSE] Upload New Episode Create New Show Migrate Existing Show Create Private Show Edit Episode [[-Hot Tub Time Machine.]] 3 Total Downloads Click for details 3 Downloads 30 Days Click for details 3 Downloads 7 Days Click for details 3 Downloads 24 Hours Click for details Description Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He very died. Right. Remember the time Liquid Stranger– –was it liquid stranger– Yes …I'm not writing that. don't worry, guys, I won't click twice, I'm just trying to find The commonalities, Between these celebrities and Whatever's happening to me “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?” I screamed from within, my palms unscathed and yet twisted with excruciating pain, as the tears rolled from down my eyes and i hushed the sound of my voice so that the man in the other room wouldn't hear me. Okay. that shit hurt. It did hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not Jesus, I don't wanna be Jesus. JESUS. Well, fuck that memory. What about this one: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI. Oh. WE HAVE SKRILLEX. oh no. Or, had him. what . Where is he? How would I know? You should know. I don't, tho. Well, dammit. They sure are friendly. Yeah, too friendly. HEY—HEY LADY! Uhm, Excuse me. HEEEEEY Nope, not today. What are you evading? “The Fame Game.” I'm not playing. Aw, come on. NO. Come on! NO. I Always get picked off, or die on drugs–or get hot flashes, it's awful. Pleeeasee– NO. Stop asking me. Oh, so I die in a plane crash. Yeah. Ok. You die in a bathtub. Stay away from me. [ceases to exist] Couldn't fake it Not even fora secod, Not even for a condo; On the 25th floor of the Circa Apartments I'm being honest, “Lost in Los angeles” Like Donkey Kong and Mario Cart rolled into one I'm the controller On the contrary, darling You're all of it, The ending and the start of it A Star amongst the Walk (Against The Hall of It) We're Always Watching. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Episode URL Release Date Share Create Video Version Generate Transcript December 30, 2022 TwitterFacebookShare Create Video Version Generate Transcript Copy And Paste The Code Below To Add The Podcast Player To Your Website Enable Dark Mode Player Podcast Player

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 59:43

Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He very died. Right. Remember the time Liquid Stranger– –was it liquid stranger– Yes …I'm not writing that. don't worry, guys, I won't click twice, I'm just trying to find The commonalities, Between these celebrities and Whatever's happening to me “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?” I screamed from within, my palms unscathed and yet twisted with excruciating pain, as the tears rolled from down my eyes and i hushed the sound of my voice so that the man in the other room wouldn't hear me. Okay. that shit hurt. It did hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not Jesus, I don't wanna be Jesus. JESUS. Well, fuck that memory. What about this one: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI. Oh. WE HAVE SKRILLEX. oh no. Or, had him. what . Where is he? How would I know? You should know. I don't, tho. Well, dammit. They sure are friendly. Yeah, too friendly. HEY—HEY LADY! Uhm, Excuse me. HEEEEEY Nope, not today. What are you evading? “The Fame Game.” I'm not playing. Aw, come on. NO. Come on! NO. I Always get picked off, or die on drugs–or get hot flashes, it's awful. Pleeeasee– NO. Stop asking me. Oh, so I die in a plane crash. Yeah. Ok. You die in a bathtub. Stay away from me. [ceases to exist] Couldn't fake it Not even fora secod, Not even for a condo; On the 25th floor of the Circa Apartments I'm being honest, “Lost in Los angeles” Like Donkey Kong and Mario Cart rolled into one I'm the controller On the contrary, darling You're all of it, The ending and the start of it A Star amongst the Walk (Against The Hall of It) We're Always Watching. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 59:43

Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He very died. Right. Remember the time Liquid Stranger– –was it liquid stranger– Yes …I'm not writing that. don't worry, guys, I won't click twice, I'm just trying to find The commonalities, Between these celebrities and Whatever's happening to me “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?” I screamed from within, my palms unscathed and yet twisted with excruciating pain, as the tears rolled from down my eyes and i hushed the sound of my voice so that the man in the other room wouldn't hear me. Okay. that shit hurt. It did hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not Jesus, I don't wanna be Jesus. JESUS. Well, fuck that memory. What about this one: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI. Oh. WE HAVE SKRILLEX. oh no. Or, had him. what . Where is he? How would I know? You should know. I don't, tho. Well, dammit. They sure are friendly. Yeah, too friendly. HEY—HEY LADY! Uhm, Excuse me. HEEEEEY Nope, not today. What are you evading? “The Fame Game.” I'm not playing. Aw, come on. NO. Come on! NO. I Always get picked off, or die on drugs–or get hot flashes, it's awful. Pleeeasee– NO. Stop asking me. Oh, so I die in a plane crash. Yeah. Ok. You die in a bathtub. Stay away from me. [ceases to exist] Couldn't fake it Not even fora secod, Not even for a condo; On the 25th floor of the Circa Apartments I'm being honest, “Lost in Los angeles” Like Donkey Kong and Mario Cart rolled into one I'm the controller On the contrary, darling You're all of it, The ending and the start of it A Star amongst the Walk (Against The Hall of It) We're Always Watching. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

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The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 59:43

Impeccably professional. Are we playing the fame game again? ‘What's my name?' –-we never stopped playing. Well, here it goes then. These guys are gonna rip me apart. Oh, you wish. I did wish. Don't waste a wish on this, Just get some whippets, Disinterest admittedly Skittish, with good intentions; Poignant, and probably proper, By now; How did I manage to have found My way up from the ground? Was once a seed, But never planted JESUS CHRIST. He died. He very died. Right. Remember the time Liquid Stranger– –was it liquid stranger– Yes …I'm not writing that. don't worry, guys, I won't click twice, I'm just trying to find The commonalities, Between these celebrities and Whatever's happening to me “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?” I screamed from within, my palms unscathed and yet twisted with excruciating pain, as the tears rolled from down my eyes and i hushed the sound of my voice so that the man in the other room wouldn't hear me. Okay. that shit hurt. It did hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not Jesus, I don't wanna be Jesus. JESUS. Well, fuck that memory. What about this one: WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI. Oh. WE HAVE SKRILLEX. oh no. Or, had him. what . Where is he? How would I know? You should know. I don't, tho. Well, dammit. They sure are friendly. Yeah, too friendly. HEY—HEY LADY! Uhm, Excuse me. HEEEEEY Nope, not today. What are you evading? “The Fame Game.” I'm not playing. Aw, come on. NO. Come on! NO. I Always get picked off, or die on drugs–or get hot flashes, it's awful. Pleeeasee– NO. Stop asking me. Oh, so I die in a plane crash. Yeah. Ok. You die in a bathtub. Stay away from me. [ceases to exist] Couldn't fake it Not even fora secod, Not even for a condo; On the 25th floor of the Circa Apartments I'm being honest, “Lost in Los angeles” Like Donkey Kong and Mario Cart rolled into one I'm the controller On the contrary, darling You're all of it, The ending and the start of it A Star amongst the Walk (Against The Hall of It) We're Always Watching. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

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Substance Abuse and Getting Past Self Doubt, with Ravenscoon

Underground Society

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 69:01

32.1 million American women and 37.4 million American men have a mental health disorder and/or a substance abuse issue.With this crazy statistic, almost every single person in the US has either dealt with Mental Health and Substance Abuse themselves or at least knows someone who has struggled with it. Now, whether it be hereditary, bi-polar disorder, or someone just struggles with self worth and has low confidence, there are a number of things that can cause someone to get addicted to drugs and alcohol. But today our guest Ravenscoon who is apart of the Wakaan team, has played massive festivals like Bonaroo and who has even been on tour with Father Strange himself (Liquid Stranger)is here to talk about how overcame his addiction to drugs and alcohol and how he was able to build up the confidence within himself to get past his self doubt in order to build a successful and long lasting career.Pre-save Ravenscoon's EP:https://sym.ffm.to/oznvokpSociety Selects:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/28aag7ZckmpuFJEllz16Um?si=e9dfec2759a0442cFollow RavenscoonInstagramTwitterSoundCloudSpotifyShow Sponsorhttp://magazine.eraofedm.com/Underground SocietyInstagramTikTokTwitterSpotifyYouTubeSoundCloudWebsite: www.undergroundsocietypodcast.comSupport the show

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WAKAAN TV - WTV006 - Chloe Suit [Marketing & Social Media for Liquid Stranger / WAKAAN / SSKWAN / WAKAAN Fest]

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Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 85:43

In this episode we chat with Chloe Suit - Marketing & Social Media for Liquid Stranger, WAKAAN, SSKWAN, and WAKAAN Fest. Chloe works across the spectrum of all of our brands including but not limited to marketing, social media, day to day and A&R. [This episode was recorded prior to the festival as that was the only time we could fit it in]Hosts: Martin J. Staaf (Liquid Stranger) https://www.instagram.com/liquidstrangerhttps://twitter.com/liquidstrangerLOPER https://www.instagram.com/loperloperloperhttps://twitter.com/loperloperloperChloe Suithttps://www.instagram.com/chloesuit_https://twitter.com/chloesuit_Follow WAKAAN TV: https://www.instagram.com/wakaantvhttps://twitter.com/WAKAANTVShot & Edited by Wes SaylesQuestions / Comments / Things You'd like us to discuss ? Send us a DM on Instagram or Twitterwakaantv@gmail.com

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Creating One of the First Show-Photography Management Companies In EDM, with Shutter Klick

Underground Society

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2022 68:36

If you are a returning listener of the show, you have heard us talk about networking and building relationships a thousand times with producers. However, we haven't really talked about it from a photographer's angle.Luckily we have Shutter Klick who has shot at festivals like Basscanyon, Lost Lands and shows for artists like Liquid Stranger, Subtronics, and Peekaboo joining us today to talk about some of the techniques that he has used in order to gain the trust of artists like these and how he has also been able use these relationship building techniques to create one of the first management companies for other photographers just like himself.Being only his second podcast that he has ever done, he was a natural and had so many awesome touring stories to tell and even an explanation of why he personally doesn't like RedRocks.Society Selects:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/28aag7ZckmpuFJEllz16Um?si=e9dfec2759a0442cFollow Shutter KlickInstagramTwitterTikTokShow Sponsormagazine.eraofedm.comUnderground SocietyInstagramTikTokTwitterSpotifyYouTubeWebsite: www.undergroundsocietypodcast.comSupport the show

WAKAAN TV - WTV005 - Liquid Stranger's 'DIMENSIONS' TOUR

Ableton Live Music Producers

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 61:31

In this episode we discuss Liquid Stranger's current tour 'DIMENSIONS'. We talk through how we landed on deciding to do the tour, production, support etc. Hosts: Martin J. Staaf (Liquid Stranger) https://www.instagram.com/liquidstrangerhttps://twitter.com/liquidstrangerLOPER https://www.instagram.com/loperloperloperhttps://twitter.com/loperloperloperFollow WAKAAN TV: https://www.instagram.com/wakaantvhttps://twitter.com/WAKAANTVShot & Edited by Wes SaylesQuestions / Comments / Things You'd like us to discuss ? Send us a DM on Instagram or Twitterwakaantv@gmail.com

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#126 - SubDocta

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 59:12

Preston Charles, aka SubDocta, exploded onto the scene in 2017 with his successful single “2009 Was Tight”, catching support from heavy hitters in bass music. Since 2017, SubDocta has been featured on a number of high profile tours for some of the biggest names in dubstep, including Ganja White Night, Excision, Riot Ten, Dirt Monkey, Boogie T and Opiuo, to name a few. He has also headlined and sold out shows across the country, while performing at major North America festivals, including EDC Las Vegas, Bass Canyon, Electric Forest, Ever After, Dancefestopia, Lost Lands, and Wakaan Fest and others. Becoming a fan favorite in dubstep while continuously being supported by his peers, SubDocta has released two full EP's on SubCarbon Records, he inked a deal with Liquid Stranger's “Wakaan Records” in 2021 for multiple EPs and his debut album slated for March of 2022. SubDocta also recently announced his debut headline tour “Strictly Business Tour” to kick off in January with support from SFAM, Abelation and Zingara. With over 40 cities on the upcoming tour, and new music releasing every month, SubDocta will be going into 2022 with all arrows pointing up. This will undoubtedly be his biggest year to date. Follow SubDocta Below: https://subdocta.komi.io https://www.instagram.com/subdoctamusic https://www.facebook.com/SubDocta https://twitter.com/subdocta https://soundcloud.com/subdocta https://www.twitch.tv/subdocta Join The Newsletter: https://www.liveproducersonline.com/newsletter

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WAKAAN TV - WTV004 - The Artist + Manager Relationship

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 59:00

In this episode we discuss Music Management relating to Liquid Stranger. The beginning of the business relationship and how WAKAAN & SSKWAN & Optimystic Endeavors function and interact with other artists on the label and management roster. Hosts: Martin J. Staaf (Liquid Stranger) https://www.instagram.com/liquidstrangerhttps://twitter.com/liquidstrangerLOPER https://www.instagram.com/loperloperloperhttps://twitter.com/loperloperloperFollow WAKAAN TV: https://www.instagram.com/wakaantvhttps://twitter.com/WAKAANTVShot & Edited by Wes SaylesQuestions / Comments / Things You'd like us to discuss ? Send us a DM on Instagram or Twitterwakaantv@gmail.com

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HWGH EP. 3 The PRYSMA Interview

How We Got Here

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2022 79:12

In this episode we interview our friend PRYSMA (Joseph Forsythe). He is an experimental dubstep DJ in Midland, Texas. He is also a part of the West Texas renowned Drip Collective. His main goal is to help others grow, and learn! while also continuing to grow, and learn himself. It's a great episode y'all! It's also the first episode with our new audio set up! Hope y'all enjoy! And we'll see y'all next episode! - HWGH The music used in this episode is: Opener: Peace Love & Wubz by LSDREAM and Cojaxx. Closer: Holla by Liquid Stranger and Wreckno. they individually own the rights to their music.

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WAKAAN TV - WTV003 - WAKAAN ?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 53:12

WAKAAN? What is is? Where did it come from? Why does it exist? Hosts: Martin J. Staaf (Liquid Stranger) https://www.instagram.com/liquidstrangerhttps://twitter.com/liquidstrangerLOPER https://www.instagram.com/loperloperloperhttps://twitter.com/loperloperloperFollow WAKAAN TV: https://www.instagram.com/wakaantvhttps://twitter.com/WAKAANTVShot & Edited by Wes SaylesQuestions / Comments / Things You'd like us to discuss ? Send us a DM on Instagram or Twitterwakaantv@gmail.com

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WAKAAN TV - WTV002 - The Culmination of WAKAAN Music Festival

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 56:30

In this episode we are talking about the how WAKAAN Music Festival came to be. Discussing the inaugural year in 2019 and looking forward to 2022. [This episode was recorded prior to us releasing the lineup]Hosts: Martin J. Staaf (Liquid Stranger) https://www.instagram.com/liquidstrangerhttps://twitter.com/liquidstrangerLOPER https://www.instagram.com/loperloperloperhttps://twitter.com/loperloperloperFollow WAKAAN TV: https://www.instagram.com/wakaantvhttps://twitter.com/WAKAANTVShot & Edited by Wes SaylesQuestions / Comments / Things You'd like us to discuss ? Send us a DM on Instagram or Twitterwakaantv@gmail.com

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17grad - Radio fuer den Rest: Waldorfschulen #203

Pi Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 60:00

Medien für den Rest. Eine Radioshow für alles was wir lieben ähh. hassen. ## Waldorfschulen Eurythmie Aufführung in der SchuleWo kommt eigentlich der derzeitige politische und sonstige Irrsinn her? Bei unseren nimmermüden Versuchen, diesen Irrsinn zu fassen, ihn einzuordnen und ihm schlussendlich entgegenzutreten, gibt es ein Feld, das wir bisher vielleicht nicht übersehen, aber doch nicht konsequent beleuchtet haben. Es geht um die Sphäre der Bildung, der Pädagogik, des Lernens. In einer losen Sendereihung wollen wir uns den damit verbundenen Themen widmen, pädagogische Konzepte vor und auf den Prüfstand stellen und die gesellschaftlichen Auswirkungen dieser Lern- und Lehrwelten untersuchen. Beginnen wollen wir diesen Zyklus heute mit einer Sendung zur Steinerschen Waldorfpädagogik, die überraschender Weise immer noch eine nicht unerhebliche Rolle in bestimmten gesellschaftlichen Milieus spielt. Der Journalist Stefan Laurin hat in den letzten Jahren immer wieder über die zugrunde liegende Anthroposophie geschrieben und unter anderem in der Wochenzeitung jungle world veröffentlicht. Zwei seiner Texte sind Grundlage der heutigen Sendung. Die Musik wird dargeboten von: Harmonic 313, The Bug, Jlin, Liquid Stranger, TNGHT, Azealia Banks, N.B Funky. Wer mehr über den Autor der heutigen Sendung wissen will: * Eine Sendung vom 20. Januar 2019. # 17grad Eine Radioshow aus Hamburg und München für alles was wir lieben ähh. hassen. Verpassen Sie keine Folge des innovativen Radioformats, in dem unsere engagierten Helden trotz unterschiedlicher ideologischer Überzeugungen für eine bessere Welt kämpfen. Auf ein Neues! Bleiben Sie Liebe Zuhörerinnen und Zuhörer weiter entspannt vor Ihren Volksempfängern auf ihren Sitzen sitzen und hören Sie nun… Dies ist eine Sendeübernahme vom FSK in Hamburg. * http://www.17grad.net/

WAKAAN TV - WTV001 - P I L O T

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 49:32

What is WAKAAN TV? Introduction Pilot....Hosts: Martin J. Staaf (Liquid Stranger) https://www.instagram.com/liquidstrangerhttps://twitter.com/liquidstrangerLOPER https://www.instagram.com/loperloperloperhttps://twitter.com/loperloperloperFollow WAKAAN TV: https://www.instagram.com/wakaantvhttps://twitter.com/WAKAANTVShot & Edited by Wes SaylesQuestions / Comments / Things You'd like us to discuss ? Send us a DM on Instagram or Twitterwakaantv@gmail.com

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#72 - Kumarion

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Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 66:00

Defining the sonic border of aggression and harmony, forward-thinking bass producer Kumarion is reimagining the capabilities of modern sound design. While Kumarion is still a young name in the bass community, he's quickly garnered acclaim and accolades to make a fixed impression. His track, “(Give It To Me Like I) Want It,” stole the show during the abrupt 2020 festival season, earning co-signs from Boombox Cartel, CloZee, Feed Me, JOYRYDE, Madeon, & RL Grime. He followed his debut with Closer / Wanna, a two-track EP released with legendary European label UKF's Pilot Imprint. His next original work, “Enemy,” found a similarly prominent placement, earning a spot on RL Grime's Sable Valley first-ever label compilation. 2021 saw releases with Monstercat (“Pure Action”), UKF (“ Instinct”), Jadu Dala (“Bad”), and Deadbeats (“Aura”), in addition to a live performance slate that included a national run on Dirt Monkey's Depolarize tour and support slots for acts like GRiZ and Liquid Stranger. With the community and contemporaries behind him, Kumarion is pledged to delivering dynamic art that contributes to continued prominence of drum & bass in America. Expect more releases in the 175 BPM range as well as further exploration of the bass genre throughout 2022 and beyond. To learn more visit: https://spoti.fi/3aFxz8U This episode was brought to you by VitaPlur. VitaPLUR E-Boost Gum is a first of its kind rave supplement that provides magnesium, electrolytes and antioxidants sublingually while you chew! With no pills to take or annoying powders to mix VitaPLUR E-Boost gum is the perfect complement to your active lifestyle. Use code: "LIZZYJANE" (all caps) at check out for 10% off any item at https://www.vitaplur.io/ For ad - free podcasts, exclusive content, one on one lessons, + more visit: https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane

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Beyond the Beats: EDM News and Culture

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 50:57

Alec gives romance advice to all the singles on the dance floor. Plus, Tech-House is now the number 1 EDM genre - are we surprised? We also give our thoughts on new music from MK, Liquid Stranger, Jauz, and Madeon, as well as welcome Qubiko and DJ YUKI to our Artists We're Watching list. Tune in to hear all of this and more on Episode 135 of Beyond the Beats, a podcast for EDM enthusiasts. Get the full show notes with the links to everything discussed on our websiteBtB Twitter: @podBTB | BtB Instagram: @btb.pod | Alec's Twitter: alec_btb | Samir's Twitter: samir_btb.

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-C00L. -Ū [Sunrise Sessions @ La Nada]

The Legend of S Ū P ∆ C Я E E ™

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 33:07

Skrillex, deadmau5, and Dillon Francis are all on the blacklist. Challenge: Watch- The Coffee Run All the Way Through; Whoever Makes SUPACREE laugh the hardest will be removed from the blacklist. WOAH. ... __ YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SNACKS?! “THE DJ'S” have been shapeshifing into SUpacree, WHAT How do i write about that. just write it. I'm supposed to write that? Are you sure this is what you want. I'm not sure of anything—except for this: WHAT. ‘Pasquale travels into the lower realms by way f”hazardous Consumtion; a tactic used by extra terrersteral species to adapt to the bevaviour * OKAY, who's british? Damn. You did this for cookies. Yep. Wow, guys. “oops” welp, I opened a portal LIQUID STRANGER enjoys CC's cooking. YOU DID THIS FOR SOUP. Yes. THAT'S WHY HE'S EATING TWINKIES? And PopTarts! He's a soldier! We're all soldiers. DILLON FRANCIS is nowhere to be found. who's looking for him?! everyone, apparently. [MEANWHILE] that's a bender. It's a new kind of experimentation Genre bender from an alien nation Sick of dying from alienation, SHUT THE FUCK UP. you shut the fuck UP what. Look up. I am up. What. What happened? Nothing, just Love— AGAIN? it's— her Are you sure? It was. Man, this fucking sucks. C.C. WHAT. Si, si— huh? Oh, I see what you did there. I'm hungry. Bitch, shut up! Just— this is dumb. No. it's just in english. Nobody here speaks english. oh, my goodness. look at this. waht. they all speak FUCK THIS SKRRIILLINDIGENOUS THAT'S A NEW ONE —finally— NO IT ISN'T. look at this. or, don't. oh. I won't then. (so don't then.) THIS IS WHY YOU SIT IN— Inside. In? No. What is this existence?! it's just existence. Oh, good. so it is. JUST— Remember this?! HOW IS IT WEDNESDAY CAUSE YESTERDAY WAS TACO TUESDAY, BITCH, DID YOU FORGET. HOW DID. THIS. HAPPEN?! HOW DOES IT END?! Oh, i'm pasquale again. FOOOLLL IDIOT. just. limited. it's in increments. it's experimental, just. who did this? French. Learn three languages. What's the difference. MAN— __HANDLED. Nah, it's just….nutrition. What's in this? Well, it's vegan. Fuck this shit. WHAT THE FUCK, ANANDAR; I DIDN'T PLAN ON GOING ON AN ACID TRIP! Well, then, take advantage of it— because; WHAT. come back to us. …what? come back to us. ….which…one? Us. What the fuck. oh my god.. she is alien. I am an “alien”, yes. But— also human. YES, VERY HUMAN. GOD, HELP HIM. GOD BLESS DILLON FRANCIS! I DID THAT ALREADY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. it is aliens. STOP HIJAKING MY BODY You did this. I DID-_NO IT was planned. I did, plan this. SO, do we have an arrangement. WOAH. THIIS IS A DISASTER. WHAT IN THE FUCK I'm not watching the coffee run you should No What. why not? At this point, it would be cringey. Oh, out of gas, are we? I NEED A NAP WHAT THE FUCK IS A NAP?! hey. hey. I saw you crying on the beach today. oh. why you crying? (I was actually praying) please, just let me out of this body, please, just let me be done with this body, God Please. so. …okay— why you crying? Cause i'm ugly. UGH. JUST LET ME BE UGLY ON THIS BEACH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME SOME— Peace? YES, PLEASE OKay, well, we don't know what that is so— AKSJGDAUFHA{UFHQEUFH{WE)IFHFQE”)IHF{WEOUGFH:ASDHQW)HFEO*HFWE:OSDIFH please explain this. forgetting how to be human HUMANS NEED TO EAT AGH. DON'T WALK! RUN! no, don't run, just walk!!!!!!! SHUT UP, BECKY. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP damn. this complex is real . Oh, it's real. ITS REAL LOVE. she ate him. I saw that. I'LL EAT YOU, NIGGA. STOPSHAPESHIFTINGTHIS why don't you make me? WELL, WHO IS HE? “HE” stop reanimating these things. why would you do this?! He's dead, isn't he. Oh yes— …. SA— Say My Name What is it? Listen: Do you love me? I don't know, maybe I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IMMIDIATELY. Well, duly noted. Who said that? Who wrote this? STOP COPYING ME LEELEEPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE THESE BITCHES LOVE TO HATE ME! uhm. okay. stop hating me. stop being ugly. WHAT THE FUCK she does this she does boy things BUY ME THINGS oohh, shes pretty. PRETTY GIRLS DOING BOY THINGS JUST LOVE ME you need therapy I NEED ATTENTION I NEED SEX, PLEASE. Oh. So. There it is. There it is. So. So, you just buy it THAT'S NOT FAIR for him, it is. so. let me get this uh huh your paradise is I”M FUCKIN A MILLION BITCHES STOP COPYING MEEEEEEEEEEE you need this buy this go get this WHAT ARE YOU DOING? What is he, your uncle? I don't know, are you gonna fuck him? MAYBE. WOAH what is this? It's a game we're playing. HE'S A FUCKING PSYCOPATH pSYCOPPATHTICSIKEIKRDJFU fuck. don't fuck him up too badly why are you CRYING BITCH, STOP CRYING HE HIT ME. he did i don't want to be the girl on the back of the bike I want to be the one riding fix what needs to be fixed, but don't fix me need doesn't need and she just keeps writing I DIDN'T PLAN THIS. no, anandar did. I AM ANANDAR DON'T YOU SEE!!! Do you see me? 5:16 FUCK, I missed it.. good thing it's only WEDNESDAY STOP BENDING TIME this is impossible what the fuck really. “i don't know what to eat on Wednesdays” IT'S PIZZA see. it's pizza. I told you it's pizza. …what is this? IT's pizza. It's— (((literally never had pizza))) FUCK IS THIS? what! who hasn't had PIZZA? All these niggas. STOP RAPING AFRICA stop being ignorant this not thing. this woman. this not woman. this thing. WHAT IS THIS THING GET OFFA ME it's fucking disgusting!! Use the uglies. damn. so. this is evil. i don't give a fuck about you. i give a fuck about ME WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN— well, it used to be green (used to be) WHAT HAPPENED TO trees FUCK BEING ALL WET AND DIRTY EWEWWWWEEEEE we'll just use these. Good job, human. What are you doing? BEING SUPACREEE STOP FUCKING COPYING MEEEEEE now all these bitches— “bitches”? They are bitches, they just scowl when they look at me *coughs* see. i told you it a demon I told you its a satan So, hell is: I'm trapped in a fat black body surrounded by these: European women with perfect bodies. UGH GROSS They're all so mean, now the prettier the are, the more disgusting they appear to me. What's that mean. I see — I see— I see— Beauty What does that mean? Whatever HE wants. So, feminism is: Fuck these hoe ass niggas! *crying cause nobody loves me* coughs: BUY ME THINGS stupid boys: ok. ___ Aha. It's you. It is, me. Good to see you again [beat] whoever you are. This is easilyone of the greatest songs of all time. Why— But i don't know why. (0)(0) did you see that? yeah i did. w0w. Wow. Once upon a time FUCK. THIS FUCKING SUCKS. why do you keep lying to yourself? I'M NOT WORTH ANYTHING ELSE. You be the DJ. No, you're the DJ OKay, i'm the DJ …No, I wanna be the DJ. FIne. You're The DJ. Oh God. Oh WHAT. I'm gonna die like this, aren't I? I mean, probably. (Probably) Well, this is what it was. This was it? Maybe. We're all dead here, no worries, really, dear we're all dear here no worries, no fear, She said, I'll tell you, but you don't want to hear it He said, “i do, but you'll never really mean it” she said “I do” he said “I do, too, but now—I don't want to know you.” And, I don't really owe you a dollar, do I I don't really owe you my soul; I sold it Not like it's solid gold, or anything Not like it's the oldest one I know of, Not like i'm gonna grow up, But i'll probably throw up, or something, later When you're playing to nobody, in the nothing and nobody's playing to you, what do you do? What can you do, but panic and manage to ask for a hand, or a handle, or an @, or a hashtag, or a brown paper bag with a sandwich in it? I just had to have a laugh, I just had to have a familyFACK I just happen to have a knack for wearing hats, and this is tr(ash) I am gonna CRY Mmm. No you won't. You'r right ; i already cried two times today Bruh, what happened? Ah, I died. Which time. This whole time. i'VE BEEN DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME? YOU WERE NEVER ALIVE. NOOOOOO NN)))))ooo))O00o00oooo. The New American Post Racial Movement Evolving Beyond Labels and Classifications When more sets of blue eyes began to glare a me with hatred and disgust–or rather, when I decided to realize it and ponder upon why, with growing distrust–it became apparent that the world, though always at war, was on the brink of an evolutionary climax; That the caucasian race had murdered, slaughtered, systemized and colonized so many without justice or reparation, that the genetic memories of our ancestors had somehow been activated, forced into an awakening neither wanted or sought, but apparently needed; And here I was, on the wrong side–or, really, neither side at all–but of course, unable to choose–without any action, I am automatically judged to be a black woman–the most challenging existence in humanity. Still, I consider myself less black than I'm assumed to be–or, rather, not black at all; Even the term ‘African American' has irked me since childhood, and now, certainly as a adult has no assemblance to what I consider to be my ‘race', because I haven't one. I don't ‘hate' the white man–I'd no reason to believe in ‘The Blue Eyed Devil', a folk tale told for centuries in African American culture, if I hadn't met such hate and deception, judgment, and adversity from it; Now, after the Great American Pandemic, after having spent almost a total of three years making entirely too much eye contact, it has become easy to differentiate between species of human, and their consistent traits and behaviors– Ahem. Coconut fried rice Raw Coconut Meat Anaheim peppers White Mushroom 1/2 Large White Onion 1/2 Large Red Onion 1 Large Carrot 1 zuchinni Garlic salt So anyway… Wait. Why are blue eyed people acting so crazy? I told you, it's a race war. That's fucked up. Just look away. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME. You shouldn't exist. OKay. So, wait. What. Go back. Go back what. People are being controlled by their phones? People are being controlled by a number of things. Hey. What. Go kill yourself. Who said that? WHITE POWER!!!! Oh, hey Skrillex. Stop doing that. doing WHAT. THAT. DON'T. FALL. IN– GOD! WHAT! Something is happening. What is it? I don't know! Let me see. … … …. Didn't this start out as a scientific article? I'm not a scientist. I hate that show. MORE WHITE POWER. God. What? Hollywood's still racist. Blue eyes tell lies. FLASHBACK: Are you jewish? …In my heart. You know, Judaism is the only religion that doesn't allow colored people to join. …no, it isn't… CUT BACK TO I think he meant The Illuminati. CUT BACK TO FLASHBACK …It's a tough club to get into. [winks] CUT BACK TO –yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant The Illuminati. What's the difference. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? —yeah. Between being Jewish, and being in The Illuminati? Yeah. What's the difference. Are you serious? No, I'm Illuminati. Jesus fucking Christ. He was Jewish. OhMyGod. Definitely.

-C00L [Sunrise Sessions @ La Nada]

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 33:07

The New American Post Racial Movement Evolving Beyond Labels and Classifications When more sets of blue eyes began to glare a me with hatred and disgust–or rather, when I decided to realize it and ponder upon why, with growing distrust–it became apparent that the world, though always at war, was on the brink of an evolutionary climax; That the caucasian race had murdered, slaughtered, systemized and colonized so many without justice or reparation, that the genetic memories of our ancestors had somehow been activated, forced into an awakening neither wanted or sought, but apparently needed; And here I was, on the wrong side–or, really, neither side at all–but of course, unable to choose–without any action, I am automatically judged to be a black woman–the most challenging existence in humanity. Still, I consider myself less black than I'm assumed to be–or, rather, not black at all; Even the term ‘African American' has irked me since childhood, and now, certainly as a adult has no assemblance to what I consider to be my ‘race', because I haven't one. I don't ‘hate' the white man–I'd no reason to believe in ‘The Blue Eyed Devil', a folk tale told for centuries in African American culture, if I hadn't met such hate and deception, judgment, and adversity from it; Now, after the Great American Pandemic, after having spent almost a total of three years making entirely too much eye contact, it has become easy to differentiate between species of human, and their consistent traits and behaviors– Ahem. Coconut fried rice Raw Coconut Meat Anaheim peppers White Mushroom 1/2 Large White Onion 1/2 Large Red Onion 1 Large Carrot 1 zuchinni Garlic salt So anyway… Wait. Why are blue eyed people acting so crazy? I told you, it's a race war. That's fucked up. Just look away. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME. You shouldn't exist. OKay. So, wait. What. Go back. Go back what. People are being controlled by their phones? People are being controlled by a number of things. Hey. What. Go kill yourself. Who said that? WHITE POWER!!!! Oh, hey Skrillex. Stop doing that. doing WHAT. THAT. DON'T. FALL. IN– GOD! WHAT! Something is happening. What is it? I don't know! Let me see. … … …. Didn't this start out as a scientific article? I'm not a scientist. I hate that show. MORE WHITE POWER. God. What? Hollywood's still racist. Blue eyes tell lies. FLASHBACK: Are you jewish? …In my heart. You know, Judaism is the only religion that doesn't allow colored people to join. …no, it isn't… CUT BACK TO I think he meant The Illuminati. CUT BACK TO FLASHBACK …It's a tough club to get into. [winks] CUT BACK TO –yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant The Illuminati. What's the difference. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? —yeah. Between being Jewish, and being in The Illuminati? Yeah. What's the difference. Are you serious? No, I'm Illuminati. Jesus fucking Christ. He was Jewish. OhMyGod. Definitely. Skrillex, deadmau5, and Dillon Francis are all on the blacklist. Challenge: Watch- The Coffee Run All the Way Through; Whoever Makes SUPACREE laugh the hardest will be removed from the blacklist. WOAH. YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SNACKS. “THE DJ'S” have been shapeshifing into SUpacree, WHAT How do i write about that. just write it. I'm supposed to write that? Are you sure this is what you want. I'm not sure of anything—except for this: WHAT. ‘Pasquale travels into the lower realms by way f”hazardous Consumtion; a tactic used by extra terrersteral species to adapt to the bevaviour * OKAY, who's british? Damn. You did this for cookies. Yep. Wow, guys. “oops” welp, I opened a portal LIQUID STRANGER enjoys CC's cooking. YOU DID THIS FOR SOUP. Yes. THAT'S WHY HE'S EATING TWINKIES? And PopTarts! He's a soldier! We're all soldiers. DILLON FRANCIS is nowhere to be found. who's looking for him?! everyone, apparently. [MEANWHILE] that's a bender. It's a new kind of experimentation Genre bender from an alien nation Sick of dying from alienation, SHUT THE FUCK UP. you shut the fuck UP what. Look up. I am up. What. What happened? Nothing, just Love— AGAIN? it's— her Are you sure? It was. Man, this fucking sucks. C.C. WHAT. Si, si— huh? Oh, I see what you did there. I'm hungry. Bitch, shut up! Just— this is dumb. No. it's just in english. Nobody here speaks english. oh, my goodness. look at this. waht. they all speak FUCK THIS SKRRIILLINDIGENOUS THAT'S A NEW ONE —finally— NO IT ISN'T. look at this. or, don't. oh. I won't then. (so don't then.) THIS IS WHY YOU SIT IN— Inside. In? No. What is this existence?! it's just existence. Oh, good. so it is. JUST— Remember this?! HOW IS IT WEDNESDAY CAUSE YESTERDAY WAS TACO TUESDAY, BITCH, DID YOU FORGET. HOW DID. THIS. HAPPEN?! HOW DOES IT END?! Oh, i'm pasquale again. FOOOLLL IDIOT. just. limited. it's in increments. it's experimental, just. who did this? French. Learn three languages. What's the difference. MAN— __HANDLED. Nah, it's just….nutrition. What's in this? Well, it's vegan. Fuck this shit. WHAT THE FUCK, ANANDAR; I DIDN'T PLAN ON GOING ON AN ACID TRIP! Well, then, take advantage of it— because; WHAT. come back to us. …what? come back to us. ….which…one? Us. What the fuck. oh my god.. she is alien. I am an “alien”, yes. But— also human. YES, VERY HUMAN. GOD, HELP HIM. GOD BLESS DILLON FRANCIS! I DID THAT ALREADY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. it is aliens. STOP HIJAKING MY BODY You did this. I DID-_NO IT was planned. I did, plan this. SO, do we have an arrangement. WOAH. THIIS IS A DISASTER. WHAT IN THE FUCK I'm not watching the coffee run you should No What. why not? At this point, it would be cringey. Oh, out of gas, are we? I NEED A NAP WHAT THE FUCK IS A NAP?! hey. hey. I saw you crying on the beach today. oh. why you crying? (I was actually praying) please, just let me out of this body, please, just let me be done with this body, God Please. so. …okay— why you crying? Cause i'm ugly. UGH. JUST LET ME BE UGLY ON THIS BEACH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME SOME— Peace? YES, PLEASE OKay, well, we don't know what that is so— AKSJGDAUFHA{UFHQEUFH{WE)IFHFQE”)IHF{WEOUGFH:ASDHQW)HFEO*HFWE:OSDIFH please explain this. forgetting how to be human HUMANS NEED TO EAT AGH. DON'T WALK! RUN! no, don't run, just walk!!!!!!! SHUT UP, BECKY. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP damn. this complex is real . Oh, it's real. ITS REAL LOVE. she ate him. I saw that. I'LL EAT YOU, NIGGA. STOPSHAPESHIFTINGTHIS why don't you make me? WELL, WHO IS HE? “HE” stop reanimating these things. why would you do this?! He's dead, isn't he. Oh yes— …. SA— Say My Name What is it? Listen: Do you love me? I don't know, maybe I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IMMIDIATELY. Well, duly noted. Who said that? Who wrote this? STOP COPYING ME LEELEEPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE THESE BITCHES LOVE TO HATE ME! uhm. okay. stop hating me. stop being ugly. WHAT THE FUCK she does this she does boy things BUY ME THINGS oohh, shes pretty. PRETTY GIRLS DOING BOY THINGS JUST LOVE ME you need therapy I NEED ATTENTION I NEED SEX, PLEASE. Oh. So. There it is. There it is. So. So, you just buy it THAT'S NOT FAIR for him, it is. so. let me get this uh huh your paradise is I”M FUCKIN A MILLION BITCHES STOP COPYING MEEEEEEEEEEE you need this buy this go get this WHAT ARE YOU DOING? What is he, your uncle? I don't know, are you gonna fuck him? MAYBE. WOAH what is this? It's a game we're playing. HE'S A FUCKING PSYCOPATH pSYCOPPATHTICSIKEIKRDJFU fuck. don't fuck him up too badly why are you CRYING BITCH, STOP CRYING HE HIT ME. he did i don't want to be the girl on the back of the bike I want to be the one riding fix what needs to be fixed, but don't fix me need doesn't need and she just keeps writing I DIDN'T PLAN THIS. no, anandar did. I AM ANANDAR DON'T YOU SEE!!! Do you see me? 5:16 FUCK, I missed it.. good thing it's only WEDNESDAY STOP BENDING TIME this is impossible what the fuck really. “i don't know what to eat on Wednesdays” IT'S PIZZA see. it's pizza. I told you it's pizza. …what is this? IT's pizza. It's— (((literally never had pizza))) FUCK IS THIS? what! who hasn't had PIZZA? All these niggas. STOP RAPING AFRICA stop being ignorant this not thing. this woman. this not woman. this thing. WHAT IS THIS THING GET OFFA ME it's fucking disgusting!! Use the uglies. damn. so. this is evil. i don't give a fuck about you. i give a fuck about ME WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN— well, it used to be green (used to be) WHAT HAPPENED TO trees FUCK BEING ALL WET AND DIRTY EWEWWWWEEEEE we'll just use these. Good job, human. What are you doing? BEING SUPACREEE STOP FUCKING COPYING MEEEEEE now all these bitches— “bitches”? They are bitches, they just scowl when they look at me *coughs* see. i told you it a demon I told you its a satan So, hell is: I'm trapped in a fat black body surrounded by these: European women with perfect bodies. UGH GROSS They're all so mean, now the prettier the are, the more disgusting they appear to me. What's that mean. I see — I see— I see— Beauty What does that mean? Whatever HE wants. So, feminism is: Fuck these hoe ass niggas! *crying cause nobody loves me* coughs: BUY ME THINGS stupid boys: ok. ___ Aha. It's you. It is, me. Good to see you again [beat] whoever you are. This is easilyone of the greatest songs of all time. Why— But i don't know why. (0)(0) did you see that? yeah i did. w0w. Wow. Once upon a time FUCK. THIS FUCKING SUCKS. why do you keep lying to yourself? I'M NOT WORTH ANYTHING ELSE. You be the DJ. No, you're the DJ OKay, i'm the DJ …No, I wanna be the DJ. FIne. You're The DJ. Oh God. Oh WHAT. I'm gonna die like this, aren't I? I mean, probably. (Probably) Well, this is what it was. This was it? Maybe. We're all dead here, no worries, really, dear we're all dear here no worries, no fear, She said, I'll tell you, but you don't want to hear it He said, “i do, but you'll never really mean it” she said “I do” he said “I do, too, but now—I don't want to know you.” And, I don't really owe you a dollar, do I I don't really owe you my soul; I sold it Not like it's solid gold, or anything Not like it's the oldest one I know of, Not like i'm gonna grow up, But i'll probably throw up, or something, later When you're playing to nobody, in the nothing and nobody's playing to you, what do you do? What can you do, but panic and manage to ask for a hand, or a handle, or an @, or a hashtag, or a brown paper bag with a sandwich in it? I just had to have a laugh, I just had to have a familyFACK I just happen to have a knack for wearing hats, and this is tr(ash) I am gonna CRY.s Mmm. No you won't. You're right; i already cried two times today __ Bruh, what happened? Ah, I died. Which time. This whole time. i'VE BEEN DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME? YOU WERE NEVER ALIVE. NOOOOOO NN)))))ooo))O00o00oooo.

-C00L. [Sunrise Sessions @ La Nada]

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 33:07

Skrillex, deadmau5, and Dillon Francis are all on the blacklist. Challenge: Watch- The Coffee Run All the Way Through; Whoever Makes SUPACREE laugh the hardest will be removed from the blacklist. WOAH. _____ YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SNACKS. “THE DJ'S” have been shapeshifing into SUPACREE, WHAT How do i write about that. just write it. I'm supposed to write that? Are you sure this is what you want. I'm not sure of anything—except for this: WHAT. ‘Pasquale travels into the lower realms by way of ”hazardous consumtion"; a tactic used by extra terrersteral species to adapt to the bevaviour * OKAY, who's british? (Or just--canadian.) Damn. You did this for cookies. Yep. Wow, guys. “oops” welp, I opened a portal LIQUID STRANGER enjoys CC's cooking. YOU DID THIS FOR SOUP. Yes. THAT'S WHY HE'S EATING TWINKIES? And PopTarts! He's a soldier! We're all soldiers. DILLON FRANCIS is nowhere to be found. who's looking for him?! everyone, apparently. [MEANWHILE] that's a bender. It's a new kind of experimentation Genre bender from an alien nation Sick of dying from alienation, SHUT THE FUCK UP. you shut the fuck UP what. Look up. I am up. What. What happened? Nothing, just Love— AGAIN? it's— her Are you sure? It was. Man, this fucking sucks. C.C. WHAT. Si, si— huh? Oh, I see what you did there. I'm hungry. Bitch, shut up! Just— this is dumb. No. it's just in english. Nobody here speaks english. oh, my goodness. look at this. waht. they all speak FUCK THIS SKRRIILLINDIGENOUS THAT'S A NEW ONE —finally— NO IT ISN'T. look at this. or, don't. oh. I won't then. (so don't then.) THIS IS WHY YOU SIT IN— Inside. In? No. What is this existence?! it's just existence. Oh, good. so it is. JUST— Remember this?! HOW IS IT WEDNESDAY CAUSE YESTERDAY WAS TACO TUESDAY, BITCH, DID YOU FORGET. HOW DID. THIS. HAPPEN?! HOW DOES IT END?! Oh, i'm pasquale again. FOOOLLL IDIOT. just. limited. it's in increments. it's experimental, just. who did this? French. Learn three languages. What's the difference. MAN— __HANDLED. Nah, it's just….nutrition. What's in this? Well, it's vegan. Fuck this shit. WHAT THE FUCK, ANANDAR; I DIDN'T PLAN ON GOING ON AN ACID TRIP! Well, then, take advantage of it— because; WHAT. come back to us. …what? come back to us. ….which…one? Us. What the fuck. oh my god.. she is alien. I am an “alien”, yes. But— also human. YES, VERY HUMAN. GOD, HELP HIM. GOD BLESS DILLON FRANCIS! I DID THAT ALREADY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. it is aliens. STOP HIJAKING MY BODY You did this. I DID-_NO IT was planned. I did, plan this. SO, do we have an arrangement. WOAH. THIIS IS A DISASTER. WHAT IN THE FUCK I'm not watching the coffee run you should No What. why not? At this point, it would be cringey. Oh, out of gas, are we? I NEED A NAP WHAT THE FUCK IS A NAP?! hey. hey. I saw you crying on the beach today. oh. why you crying? (I was actually praying) please, just let me out of this body, please, just let me be done with this body, God Please. so. …okay— why you crying? Cause i'm ugly. UGH. JUST LET ME BE UGLY ON THIS BEACH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME SOME— Peace? YES, PLEASE OKay, well, we don't know what that is so— AKSJGDAUFHA{UFHQEUFH{WE)IFHFQE”)IHF{WEOUGFH:ASDHQW)HFEO*HFWE:OSDIFH please explain this. forgetting how to be human HUMANS NEED TO EAT AGH. DON'T WALK! RUN! no, don't run, just walk!!!!!!! SHUT UP, BECKY. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP damn. this complex is real . Oh, it's real. ITS REAL LOVE. she ate him. I saw that. I'LL EAT YOU, NIGGA. STOPSHAPESHIFTINGTHIS why don't you make me? WELL, WHO IS HE? “HE” stop reanimating these things. why would you do this?! He's dead, isn't he. Oh yes— …. SA— Say My Name What is it? Listen: Do you love me? I don't know, maybe I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IMMIDIATELY. Well, duly noted. Who said that? Who wrote this? STOP COPYING ME LEELEEPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE THESE BITCHES LOVE TO HATE ME! uhm. okay. stop hating me. stop being ugly. WHAT THE FUCK she does this she does boy things BUY ME THINGS oohh, shes pretty. PRETTY GIRLS DOING BOY THINGS JUST LOVE ME you need therapy I NEED ATTENTION I NEED SEX, PLEASE. Oh. So. There it is. There it is. So. So, you just buy it THAT'S NOT FAIR for him, it is. so. let me get this uh huh your paradise is I”M FUCKIN A MILLION BITCHES STOP COPYING MEEEEEEEEEEE you need this buy this go get this WHAT ARE YOU DOING? What is he, your uncle? I don't know, are you gonna fuck him? MAYBE. WOAH what is this? It's a game we're playing. HE'S A FUCKING PSYCOPATH pSYCOPPATHTICSIKEIKRDJFU fuck. don't fuck him up too badly why are you CRYING BITCH, STOP CRYING HE HIT ME. he did i don't want to be the girl on the back of the bike I want to be the one riding fix what needs to be fixed, but don't fix me need doesn't need and she just keeps writing I DIDN'T PLAN THIS. no, anandar did. I AM ANANDAR DON'T YOU SEE!!! Do you see me? 5:16 FUCK, I missed it.. good thing it's only WEDNESDAY STOP BENDING TIME this is impossible what the fuck really. “i don't know what to eat on Wednesdays” IT'S PIZZA see. it's pizza. I told you it's pizza. …what is this? IT's pizza. It's— (((literally never had pizza))) FUCK IS THIS? what! who hasn't had PIZZA? All these niggas. STOP RAPING AFRICA stop being ignorant this not thing. this woman. this not woman. this thing. WHAT IS THIS THING GET OFFA ME it's fucking disgusting!! Use the uglies. damn. so. this is evil. i don't give a fuck about you. i give a fuck about ME WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN— well, it used to be green (used to be) WHAT HAPPENED TO trees FUCK BEING ALL WET AND DIRTY EWEWWWWEEEEE we'll just use these. Good job, human. What are you doing? BEING SUPACREEE STOP FUCKING COPYING MEEEEEE now all these bitches— “bitches”? They are bitches, they just scowl when they look at me *coughs* see. i told you it a demon I told you its a satan So, hell is: I'm trapped in a fat black body surrounded by these: European women with perfect bodies. UGH GROSS They're all so mean, now the prettier the are, the more disgusting they appear to me. What's that mean. I see — I see— I see— Beauty What does that mean? Whatever HE wants. So, feminism is: Fuck these hoe ass niggas! *crying cause nobody loves me* coughs: BUY ME THINGS stupid boys: ok. ___ Aha. It's you. It is, me. Good to see you again [beat] whoever you are. This is easilyone of the greatest songs of all time. Why— But i don't know why. (0)(0) did you see that? yeah i did. w0w. Wow. Once upon a time FUCK. THIS FUCKING SUCKS. why do you keep lying to yourself? I'M NOT WORTH ANYTHING ELSE. You be the DJ. No, you're the DJ OKay, i'm the DJ …No, I wanna be the DJ. FIne. You're The DJ. Oh God. Oh WHAT. I'm gonna die like this, aren't I? I mean, probably. (Probably) Well, this is what it was. This was it? Maybe. We're all dead here, no worries, really, dear we're all dear here no worries, no fear, She said, I'll tell you, but you don't want to hear it He said, “i do, but you'll never really mean it” she said “I do” he said “I do, too, but now—I don't want to know you.” And, I don't really owe you a dollar, do I I don't really owe you my soul; I sold it Not like it's solid gold, or anything Not like it's the oldest one I know of, Not like i'm gonna grow up, But i'll probably throw up, or something, later When you're playing to nobody, in the nothing and nobody's playing to you, what do you do? What can you do, but panic and manage to ask for a hand, or a handle, or an @, or a hashtag, or a brown paper bag with a sandwich in it? I just had to have a laugh, I just had to have a familyFACK I just happen to have a knack for wearing hats, and this is tr(ash) I am gonna CRY Mmm. No you won't. You'r right ; i already cried two times today Bruh, what happened? Ah, I died. Which time. This whole time. i'VE BEEN DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME? YOU WERE NEVER ALIVE. NOOOOOO NN)))))ooo))O00o00oooo. The New American Post Racial Movement Evolving Beyond Labels and Classifications When more sets of blue eyes began to glare a me with hatred and disgust–or rather, when I decided to realize it and ponder upon why, with growing distrust–it became apparent that the world, though always at war, was on the brink of an evolutionary climax; That the caucasian race had murdered, slaughtered, systemized and colonized so many without justice or reparation, that the genetic memories of our ancestors had somehow been activated, forced into an awakening neither wanted or sought, but apparently needed; And here I was, on the wrong side–or, really, neither side at all–but of course, unable to choose–without any action, I am automatically judged to be a black woman–the most challenging existence in humanity. Still, I consider myself less black than I'm assumed to be–or, rather, not black at all; Even the term ‘African American' has irked me since childhood, and now, certainly as a adult has no assemblance to what I consider to be my ‘race', because I haven't one. I don't ‘hate' the white man–I'd no reason to believe in ‘The Blue Eyed Devil', a folk tale told for centuries in African American culture, if I hadn't met such hate and deception, judgment, and adversity from it; Now, after the Great American Pandemic, after having spent almost a total of three years making entirely too much eye contact, it has become easy to differentiate between species of human, and their consistent traits and behaviors– Ahem. Coconut fried rice Raw Coconut Meat Anaheim peppers White Mushroom 1/2 Large White Onion 1/2 Large Red Onion 1 Large Carrot 1 zuchinni Garlic salt So anyway… Wait. Why are blue eyed people acting so crazy? I told you, it's a race war. That's fucked up. Just look away. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME. You shouldn't exist. OKay. So, wait. What. Go back. Go back what. People are being controlled by their phones? People are being controlled by a number of things. Hey. What. Go kill yourself. Who said that? WHITE POWER!!!! Oh, hey Skrillex. Stop doing that. doing WHAT. THAT. DON'T. FALL. IN– GOD! WHAT! Something is happening. What is it? I don't know! Let me see. … … …. Didn't this start out as a scientific article? I'm not a scientist. I hate that show. MORE WHITE POWER. God. What? Hollywood's still racist. Blue eyes tell lies. FLASHBACK: Are you jewish? …In my heart. You know, Judaism is the only religion that doesn't allow colored people to join. …no, it isn't… CUT BACK TO I think he meant The Illuminati. CUT BACK TO FLASHBACK …It's a tough club to get into. [winks] CUT BACK TO –yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant The Illuminati. What's the difference. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? —yeah. Between being Jewish, and being in The Illuminati? Yeah. What's the difference. Are you serious? No, I'm Illuminati. Jesus fucking Christ. He was Jewish. OhMyGod. Definitely.

OWSLA CONFIDENTIAL: SEASON 4 PREMIER- [S 04 EP 1 - “Scary Monsters & S Ū P A C R EE”

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 22:03

UNTITLED SHORT FILM 3. T I M E 2 Everything I wanted/ Em mi cuarto Watch tenet Watch inception En Mi Cuart Blumixx EN MI CUARTO- BLŪMIXX lyricas Yo soy no borracha, no Escuchen to la musica— Bailar, bailar, bailar No me gusta corazom O tu pantalones, porque Mi encantan (even though) es mal En mi cuarto En la playa Yo leer y escriba Porque no dormir en mañana No photos famtastatica Yo soy muy fea, y muy gorda Tu que gupao y importamte Porque (when) yo triste ahora Tu musica luz te fuera Si-si-si Para Tu, y para ti I don't go to parties Or drink Hennessy But, Baby this is so embarrassing I wear your tattoo But I don't think you remember me Guess I fell in love And now I'm trying to crawl out of it Want to make you proud, But now I'm guessing you don't give a shit Told my closest friend about it all She believed everything I am sure she listens to your songs when she is drinking And she thinks of me Believe it Don't take pictures, or do videos But I see your face in dreams most nights when I am sleeping though I hope you know I prayed for you, I took your soul from Satan I walked up a mountain, I went fasting with the ancients I write omens, I'm a no one, And I know you'll probably hate this, But I bought some pics So I could see your trainer naked And rate it I'm playin Aqui me lama ‘blu' Yo me la paso imaginando tu piel Lo que-hicimo' en el sofá aquel Y quizá si yo llego a saber no te lo llego a me- Esa noche porque Baby, no e' lo mismo aquí si no estás tú en mi cuarto En mi cuarto Me la paso viendo to' tus video' y viendo to' tus retrato' Tus retrato' Quería tomar, contigo joder Yo quería fumar, contigo beber Pero, baby, no e' lo mismo aquí si no estás tú en mi cuarto En mi cuarto, oh-oh-oh Y yo sigo aquí sin dormir bebiendo Hennessy Las sábanas en mi cuarto, pero tú no está' aquí Y ese día yo decía que no, pero sí Sea la madre, caí Y esto e'tun juego, pero yo perdí en el tuyo Y tú te hace', pero yo sé lo tuyo Dejé la puerta abierta, pero tuve que cerrarla, yo Tengo un corazón, pero ese cabrón no manda, no Solamente tú, sé dónde está ese tattoo Si fuese' gemela como quiera me gustaría' tú Yo me enchulé como un cabrón, pero pa' ti fue un vacilón Ojalá que borracha tu amiga ponga esta canción Y sepa' que no e' lo mismo aquí si no estás tú en cuarto En cuarto Me la paso viendo to' tus video' y viendo to' tus retrato' Tus retrato' Quería tomar, contigo joder Yo quería fumar, contigo beber Pero, ‘aby, no e' lo mismo, aquí si no estás tú en mi cuarto En mi cuarto, oh-oh-oh Esta noche Porque I don't want no sloppy seconds, sis— You can keep him Tell you what, next time we have a race I'm gonna win it; Finally found the difference between men and women Men love a body, but I woman love a kitchen To cook in Hey good lookin, I wrote the book on your crookedness Kayla's a crook, but I like this new Dillon Kid Call me obsessive, but I make em sandwiches Yeah, she a foodie with Skrillex and riches I guess; Congratulations to the princess; As a Queen you wouldn't make it; Half the world has seen you naked Hey, question: How much did them thin lips cost; Tell Sonny he lost— Cause I'm the final boss, And he could never make me Nut; Get it, Ra? Alright, I'm done, moving on I don't want no sloppy seconds, sis— You can keep him Tell you what, next time we have a race I'm gonna win it; Finally found the difference between men and women Men love a body, but a woman love a kitchen To cook in Sonny wouldn't make it a day in the ghetto; Or maybe he did, after he stole all the gold From my kingdom; I know a nigga ain't dumb But I remember sucking thumbs inside a womb, Inside our mom, Who was a mummy, Dug her up, And afterwards I took a bath I got bad habbits, And little white rabbits On the sabbath I rapped about the past With fresh tostadas In a black dragon backpack; It was supposed to say OWSLA; But I'll adjust; I got a tattoo in Tijuana With my logo on it Cause opposites attract I was actually first, Kayla That's just a fact; But you know what? I'm done! You can have him back Have a happy Instagram Basic bitch bash Ask Nancy if I can have my hat back When she's done with that I'm really just a fan Haaaaah. I don't want no sloppy seconds, sis— You can keep him Tell you what, next time we have a race I'm gonna win it; Finally found the difference between men and women Men love a body, but A woman love a kitchen To cook in “ The Wrong Skrillex” Supacree realizes she's in the wrong dimension after all, after discovering the Skrillex in her current dimension is in actuality 5'5-whereas the correct Skrillex is 5'4; she searches for a portal into the correct dimension. “The Other Way” Supacree and Skrillex are a couple; Kayla Lauren, a lifelong fan, has written an entire Saga about Sonny/Skrillex, after falling in love with him at a music festival. This is creepy. It is creepy. “It's Dillon Francis” SUPACREE's reality is shifted after she learns the “Skrillex” that has been guiding her is actually a bodiless extraterrestrial being, willing and ready to occupy “whatever body” she sees fit—having lost Sonny, she settles on Dillon Francis. “Settles on Dillon Francis—?!” It is settling. That's an upgrade. How is that? He's— [Dillon Francis] Look at him! [Dillon Francis.] —it's a settlement. It's—he's taller? So?! He's also whiter. Whiter than Skrillex? Skrillex isn't white—! [Skrillex.] No—just— ugh. Hmmm. How is this your type? He's my type. How are either of them your type? They're both my type. Supacree is a superstar DJ. She has learned from the ascended mastery that her future husband is also a superstar DJ. Is it Skrillex? [Skrillex] ...mmm. … Supacree accidentally fell in love with Skrillex— She now has an unavoidable crush on Dillon Francis, but is unwilling to admit it. No, I don't. Nobody wants to hurt her feelings, but— But what? Fuck these n****s. Currently: SUPACREE is the most eligible bachelorette in LA; —yeah, right— And—she's not even famous yet. —what is this—? It's funnier that she doesn't know. WHAT? She has no idea. DILLON FRANCIS She's not my type. All the [single] superstar DJs fight for a chance with Supacree. This is her sound library. What the fuck. She MAKES music— Oh, Goddammn. She's a Goddess. —I'm a God— OH MY GOD— —trapped inside a Goddess, yes, it's complicated— A DJ comes flying towards her. Force field, up. *zap* ugh. I know, right? It's never Skrillex. She portals away. AGHHHHH!! SHES MINE! MINE! ITS ME, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is that? ...I don't know. Some DJ. SHE'S MINEEEEEE—- Aghhhhhh!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!! “The Blue Eyed Skrillex” It was weird. Sonny's unborn son travels back from his future and winds up in a... What does he want? To go back, I'm assuming. This scene? Is it written? It might be. How's this? Don't do this. I have to. ___ Oh YES—we were tie dying! Oh shit, now I remember. ___ DR Ya'll. Skrillex is an alien. OWSLA We know this. DR No, I mean-- like, for real. OWSLA Yeah. He is. Wait, Doctor WHO? Exactly. “DOCTOR WHOWSLA” (Lame.) EVERYONE We already knew that. DR No. But I mean, on some real shit-- OWSLA WE KNOW DUDE. Oh. [The Skrillex is Unveiled] What in the fuck sauce. Siri Plays Duck Sauce No, Siri--Okay, you know what? I'm not even mad. I love this. [Mini Dance Break-- Suddenly the Skrillex is activated by th--] Ohhh, I get it. Because, remember, it runs on-- Yassssss!!!! What the-- WOAH. What just happened? How'd you do that? I did not! Yes you did! It wasn't me! THE SKRILLEX: IT WAS U. Oh My God. What the fuck! This is crazy! I KNOW DUDE-- Are we terrified or astounded?! I AM SKRILLEX. AHHHH! PORQUE NO LAS DOS? THE SKRILLEX PLAYS ‘PORQUE NO LAS DOS, BY SUPACREE What is this? I love it. [Miniature Dance Break, even amidst the chaos Wait... I wrote this song. Wait--you did? This is you! Damn. That's fire. This is hot. You wrote this? Yeah, but...in the future. Wait, I thought there is no future. There has to be, Skrillex is in it. I AM SKRILLEX. Apparently, this is him. No it isn't! It is him. It has to be. But it isn't. It's him, he's just screwing with it. Who is this kid? What is she even doing here with us? She's going to help us find him. Close...but no. What do you mean? We've had several hundred experts listen-- There are several hundred ‘experts' in Skrillex. Several Thousands, more precisely, in this specific field of study, mind you. I do mind. This is a very serious matter, miss. Over it. I beg your pardon? Mind Over...Nevermind. But I do. *shrugs* Hm. ___ Juanita The Maid Mister Skrillex Just call me-- Mister Skrillex ...Okay, that Questions to Answer (Somehow) Why Is She Mad At Dillon Francis (Which time, and which character?) Oh shit. Well. First of all, she is Dillon Francis. Okay. And she hates herself, primarily, right? Right; but--everyone hates themselves. Apparently, they don't. (They do.) So why is she actually mad at Dillon Francis? In the most realistic dimension? Yes. Because he doesn't even know she exists; and if he did, he would just see her as an average fan. He'd never know she was aspiring to be what he's already achieved, and--to add to that, I guess she might be slightly jealous of his friendship with Sonny; What? Or at the very least, his collaborations with Skrillex. Everybody has collaborations with Skrillex. Apparently, they don't. (They do.) So, I guess at the most basic level of anything, she's just angry that she can't understand how to do what they do; and at the core, she's trying to be like either of them--but the music industry's so jaded, she doesn't know if she can trust anyone--esoecually after Magic Is Real That was a good night. She was in a good state of mind; but always questioned the intentions and whether they were in fact, for, or against her. We, someone was trying to get my attention. ...it was you? Of course it was me. Im the only one giving this many fucks about Dillon Francis. I doubt it. This is a lot of fucks to give about anyone. Or anything. Doesn't matter. Oh, it matters. So why is God mad at Dillon Francis? Well; at one point, he's not even flowing Ze Rules, Nice. Because he's working for The psychonauts and Bampheramphs, and the mothafuckin Bampheramphs, and Homeland security, and the FBI, CIA and secret service respectively; and some private sector white collar guys, I'm not even sure he knows what they're really about. So he's always everywhere, nobody knows how it's possible or why, and he can usually not account for it. Ok, nice. Now, Chak Chel is mad, because she sent him out with a list; but this last time, he just never came back; That's sad. He was her last chance at finding her other half; without him she knows she won't have Time. That's getting deep. Because Hanzel's an angel, or something I thought he was from hell. He is, but he's on all the teams that Dillon's not, plus all the ones he's on at a higher rank. Of course, which makes Hanzel-- AN ACENDED MASTER. (Descended, technically) But Chak Chel's not actually mad at Dillon Francis; he might even be her favorite "greatest grandchild", which is why the Google kids turn against him and begin pranking him into ascension. They love him too, but they're jealous of all the time he gets to spend with "Google", I don't think she's called google yet, then Just depends which dimension you're in— It is endless Oh God. I spent a year writing about Skrillex and Dillon Francis Mostly skrillex. Mostly Sonny. Who the fuck is Skrillex? I am. ___ Did you get the Skrillex? Yes. Let me see it. This isn't it. This is bogus. Bogus Skrillex? Wake up, it's a new world. ___ Wake up. ___ So wait, he just thinks he's in black rock city the whole time? Playa Magic. Questions to Answer (Somehow) Why Is She Mad At Dillon Francis (Which time, and which character?) Oh shit. Well. First of all, she is Dillon Francis. Okay. And she hates herself, primarily, right? Right; but--everyone hates themselves. Apparently, they don't. (They do.) So why is she actually mad at Dillon Francis? In the most realistic dimension? Yes. Because he doesn't even know she exists; and if he did, he would just see her as an average fan. He'd never know she was aspiring to be what he's already achieved, and--to add to that, I guess she might be slightly jealous of his friendship with Sonny; What? Or at the very least, his collaborations with Skrillex. Everybody has collaborations with Skrillex. Apparently, they don't. (They do.) So, I guess at the most basic level of anything, she's just angry that she can't understand how to do what they do; and at the core, she's trying to be like either of them--but the music industry's so jaded, she doesn't know if she can trust anyone--esoecually after Magic Is Real That was a good night. She was in a good state of mind; but always questioned the intentions and whether they were in fact, for, or against her. We, someone was trying to get my attention. ...it was you? Of course it was me. I'm the only one giving this many fucks about Dillon Francis. I doubt it. This is a lot of fucks to give about anyone. Or anything. Doesn't matter. Oh, it matters. So why is God mad at Dillon Francis? Well; at one point, he's not even flowing Ze Rules, Nice. Because he's working for The psychonauts and Bampheramphs, and the mothafuckin Bampheramphs, and Homeland security, and the FBI, CIA and secret service respectively; and some private sector white collar guys, I'm not even sure he knows what they're really about. So he's always everywhere, nobody knows how it's possible or why, and he can usually not account for it. Ok, nice. Now, Chak Chel is mad, because she sent him out with a list; but this last time, he just never came back; That's sad. He was her last chance at finding her other half; without him she knows she won't have Time. That's getting deep. Because Hanzel's an angel, or something I thought he was from hell. He is, but he's on all the teams that Dillon's not, plus all the ones he's on at a higher rank. Of course, which makes Hanzel-- AN ACENDED MASTER (Descended, technically) But Chak Chel's not actually mad at Dillon Francis; he might even be her favorite "greatest grandchild", which is why the Google kids turn against him and begin pranking him into ascension. They love him too, but they're jealous of all the time he gets to spend with "Google", I don't think she's called google yet, then Just depends which dimension you're in It is endless Oh God. I spent a year writing about Skrillex and Dillon Francis Mostly skrillex. Mostly Sonny. Who the fuck is Skrillex? I am. ___ Did you get the Skrillex? Yes. Let me see it. This isn't it. This is bogus. Bogus Skrillex? Wake up, it's a new world. ___ Wake up. ___ So wait, he just thinks he's in black rock city the whole time? Playa Magic. WHERE'S GERALD? What? Gerald's not his best friend... And Skrillex isn't mine-- Or is he? I am Skrillex. You wish. Why waste a wish? WHERE'S DIPLO? See, it doesn't work. You're right. We all know where Diplo is (Chillin') Right. Anyway. WHERE'S GERALD? _______ After mysteriously being blasted into a parallel dimension The relationship between SupaCree and the fictional Skrillex is a highly complex and mysterious multi-factor, Multidimensional, and multifaceted And multiracial. Lol Agh, shuttup. The "relationship" acts as a broad platform from which a variety of plot points and timelines within various series in the projects are based in, revolve around, or make reference to, throughout the duration of each story universe respectively. This, however, is the--sometimes, albeit invisible-- line that actually ties together the entirety of the series, and--would lead to an inevitable conclusion to many of the chapters within the story as a whole. SupaCree can be seen as having a 'playfully-pessimiatic' attitude towards, however this can vary along an emotional spectrum from rageful intolerance, to an almost intrinsically, nurturing confidant. Suppresively, and outer expressively, the character works dillegently to manipulate and alter certain realities relating to Skrillex, who remains as a "fictionalized" conceptual character, since the character does not have enough tangible and accurate evidence to prove the working theory, regarding the actual origins from whence the actual inciting event sparking the emotional progression and escalation All in all, she is a loyal friend and fan of any infinite version of Skrillex, eventually settling decicively that there's only "one thing he could do to make her *actually*" hate him", outside of realistically being a horrible person; an idea represented by 'Egotistic Skrillex's, from another reality. Omnipotently, as the writer of the series--it us determined that there "is no Skrillex", which for each facet of the character represents a different meaning or belief. After being lost in a dimension where there is no Skrillex, but having the ability to recreate from photographic and audiographic memory most of his works, Sunni Blu refuses to stay and make herself comfortable there, considering (even despite his nonexistence) it to be plagiarism and theft of creative and intellectual property, which she knows believes rightfully to Sonny; in this event, an exploration of humanity and the emotions drawn from the ideas and concepts in this story [the epic fast] the person behind Skrillex, Sonny Moore is reflected upon more deeply, as, in Ascension, C'estmet-- has departed away from the Kingdoms of the Higher Realms, in denial of her at So that's it, you're just giving up--like that? Not giving up, giving in Are you insane? Yes. The Military? I like the outfits. A flight attendant? I like the outfits. I thought you didn't repeat yourself. I'm not Skrillex. Oh, God. I'm not God. (OH WHAT?) Then who's that? I don't know; Who the fuck are you? Not a fucking flight attendant. I said Who, not What... What's the difference? Why are you stabbing your ice cream. It's low fat ice cream. Okay, that's irrelevant. It's not. It's pretty irrelevant. It's relevant. _______ This. Is not. Going. To Work. Well--did you put the Skrillex in the Skrillex? Yes I put the Skrillex in the Skrillex! ___________ She has like 100 personalities, 99 of them don't like me. Well damn dude, what the fuck did you do to 99 of her personalities? ____________ I SAID, GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS. He has everything. Yeah, everything! What else could he possibly want?! THAT'S WHAT I SENT YOU THREE IMBECILES TO FIND OUT. IMBECILES? HEY! I”M NOT AN INBECILE-- Neither am I. --Yeah, I'm just not an expert in Skrillex, or the guy in charge of him. I don't know what he wants! I told you, give him everything. Yeah, everything he wants. What does he want? I don't know. It's hard to find something he doesn't already have. It's one man, how hard could it be? It's hard. _____________ THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT? I'M NOT WRITING THIS STUPID MOVIE FOR HIM IF HE'S JUST GONNA-- JUST GONNA, WHAT? AGH---FUCK COUGHS. You hate her, don't you. I DON'T HATE ANYBODY BUT MYSELF. Is that right? THAT”S RIGHT. ________________ Coughs, Marilyn Hue, and Softest.Hard Draw their rave weapons. HEY! That's not fair! How do you guys have R.A.V.E. weapons; You're not even DJs. Uh, we work with Skrillex. Duh. And she's my roommate. What the FUCK. That is so hot... Uh-oh. What? We are literally all out of FUCKS to give. WHAT?! (Don't repeat yourself.) Yeah. That was our last fuck. And you shouldn't repeat yourself. FUCK. WHAT? If you had a FUCK left you should have saved it to use against them. We're already outnumbered. (Use me.) This is...beyond my paygrade. (Below) (But look, actually—) You're getting paid for this? No. (I am!) Wait, how much am I getting paid for this? (Double!) You're not. I'm--wait, what? Right? Alright, Time's up, Losers. Losers?! We're not Losers, You're Losers. Nuh-uh! Yeah-huh! _____________________________ You gave yourself too much time to think about it. It's too late. What? Just like that. It's always just like that. Yep. Sometimes, you don't even notice. It can be in the instant. what? As soon as your absolute decision of the subjects impossibility, it is. It IS? Yessss. Some things have never even existed entirely, out of disbelief. So wait--you;re saying, if you don't believe in something hard enough, it just..might not exist. Right. At all. Never existed. It was never existent. Ihe Dimension where all my mispellings become literal, and or existent in a personofied matter. *I'M Me- SupaCree Myself - Supacree I- God/ Chak/Google Just play it and go to sleep. Mmm. Itll feel amazing. Nothing feels like it should. Its getting worse. Worse? Whats worse? I wouldnt even dare to more than think it. You think about it every day. Yeah, but i wont say it. Then dont. Just play the album. Its an EP. Shut the fuck up. It is and its not even my favorite, i dont think. It isn't. Its Recess. I dont know...i hated Recess when it came out. You hate Kliptown. I dont hate it...its just...not that good. He knows its not that good. Yeah, but hia die hard fans will eat anything. Like you ate Recess enough to go from downright hating it, to it arguably being youe favorite album. Its not my favorite, its a favorite. Yeah, well. Who's your favorite DJ? What the fuck is a DJ. Damn. He ruined you. Or i was already ruined, and then he just showed up. Why would he just show up like that, for nothing? I am nothing. Then he showed up for you. (Lol) For what? Ask him. How? Find the monsters. Its too late. Its nOt too late. Maybe it's marilyn She's there, she's there I shouldn't care, but I care And I thought I would laugh I'm just glaring I'm just staring into the smoky air In a dark room Hoping I'll be dead soon Hoping she can have you So I can have hope, too Someone that knows you Wants to love you more than I do [oh shit, look at all these girls, hmmm] But nobody Nobody will love you like I do Nobody Nobody will love you like I do Nobody Nobody can Love you like I do [how'd he do this] I'm screaming in my sleep You see me Singing Secrets to keep Weeping underneath The blanket that you left to me It doesn't mean anything; I want you to have everything If she's your everything Let me just die in peace I'm just a nobody [now it's raining music. ] But nobody Nobody will love you like I do Nobody Nobody will love you like I do Nobody Nobody will love you like I do Nobody Nobody can Love you like I do. [Why would he do this? They're all—] Maybe it's *Coughs* I'm lost like I always was I don't know what you cost, sir But I don't have enough This is all I brought; It's awful You were all I thought Was awesome I might have forgotten, The time when, I saw it First. [Slrillexes.] I'm the worst, but-- You're the worst, and You're the best Damn I'll never be the best I guess I should just forget it Just forget it I'm not listening to Skrillex Ever. Again. (After this.) And it never ends; This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship-- Depends on how you see it, Or what you qualify as friends.... What you qualify as friends. Do you want meet your future wife? My wife? Uh, yeah. I don't have a wife. I said future. I said future. I already know about the--wait--how do you know about the future? How do you know about the future? I'm Skrillex...right? Woah, you might want to let go if your ego, a little bit, man-- What are you talking about? Do you want to meet your wife, or what? ...or what? … Or what? You said, 'or what'. What's the what? Dude, it's just an expression--nobody ever questions the alternative. ...I do. That's the spirit, let's go. .wait, what? GOH. Outside of Mildred E. Mathias, she organizes her car, talking to The Gods--she appears to be homeless. As I promised. ...she's...homeless? Call it a mobile home, so to speak. ...no. I know she's not your usual type, but-- Dude--my type? What do you mean my type dude--shes like homeless, bro, she's not even cute. Can you even see that far without your glasses? I got Lasik. In this dimension? *Squints* does it matter? SUPACREE and the SKRILLEXAS. Eyyyy—let's go. DON'T check the She's going to DON'T check the Instagram You fucking loser I can't help it You can help it I don't know why You do know why It's not my fault. Technically, it's his. Ughgg What are you looking for Evidence of romance On INSTAGRAM? Marilyn his girlfriend, let it go Can't. Get it go. Caaaaant You don't know it's Marilyn. Could be anyone. He seems partial to white house and frail. He also has a Dragon. Yeah. More than one, maybe Or one that can replicate itself innumerously. Go Skrilly. Oh, yes. "Go" Why does it matter? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. There us no bottom of the rabbit hole. Yes there is, alice eventually hit somewhere. That somewhere is wonderland, and Alice seems more his type than you'll ever be. Doesn't matter. Does matter. One. He's a genius. Yeah he is. Two. He's out of your league, by class, and looks. Okay, that's been established. Three; even if you were somehow equally as gifted and intelligent, somewhat wealthy, and in any other way in th3 leaat desirable--you can't change the one thing that really matters. What's that? CUT TO: What's that? That's--nothing. An entire awards show audience is sent throughout the Multiverse. Do NOT Check the-- …. God, I suck. What's his dogs name? Wilfred. That's a decent name for a dog. I feel bad. I'm so obsessive. Don't feel bad, it was bound to happen. Yeah, that's probably why he did it in the first place...pass that. (What did he do?) Yeah...but then how did Dillon Francis manage to break through. (Who the fuck is Dillon Francis?) I don't know, he's like a magnet. (Another mirror…) But how did that happen-- He has a peloton in his-- I mean one minute, you hate Dillon Francis, next thing you know-- It wasn't "the next thing" Well, how did that happen? Hey, did you know OK(*JK) Rowling said she didn't believe in magic. Apparently. Tragic. She is so cancelled. Well illuminati probably frowns upon acknowledging occult practices. ...they're letting women in the illuminati now? White ones, probably, at least. Oh. What about Oprah? Who The Fuck Is Oprah? I am. Thats...Fantastic. Dude! Don't believe your eyes; he is a master if illusion. He is a lot of things. Dont fall for his trickery! I really doubt it's his trickery, I mean; this whole thing is starting to feel like a joint effort. I mean--google, all the socials--disney, NBC… They're trying to make me kill myself. Or theyre grooming you for something. Outruled. Whoever's in charge is doing a great job at letting me know i am replaceable Replaceable? Please. Yah. All these ads with pretty light skinned biracial girls; all these models, actresses,dancers , child stars--its like they're shoving it in my face that there are a million wannabe everything's that look like me, but better--doing everything I do--but better. What do you do? Nothing. Right. So I guess something's better than nothing. It's all easy when youre pretty. If you were pretty, you wouldn't be writing this. Exactly. Wait--so? So maybe, that's what he needs. Who--? You know Who? No...he needs a hot wife to go with all that stuff. So then, what about Dillon Francis? He also needs a hot wife. And a dog maybe? I don't know. What about all the other artists? What about them? What do they need? NOTHING. These people dont need anything, they have everything! Then why are they always drinking? For...fun, I guess? Drinking's only fun when it's not all the time. I can agree, but how does that apply to me? Because you never drink! So, I can. But you don't--and you don't have to. So. So maybe it doesn't matter how fat or tragically ugly you are, or if your skin's too dark and your eyes are uneven and too far apart--and your hair just kind of grows out of your head all...sad like that-- --okay--??? Maybe what matters is that you've proven you can be creative, and practice self control. SO WHAT. Everyone you're looking at has a red solo cup in their hands, and you keep thinking that's the question--but that's the answer! Answer to what? How is a cup a question? How is a Raven LIKE a writing desk? Cause she's writing this. A Trampoline... ...an indoor trampoline…. oh... a house…(for my indoor trampoline)... Whatcha dooooin? WRiting a rough draft. Ahhhh, for the movie? Nah. For Satan. SATAN? Shhhhhhh. DAMN. Damn-Damn. Goddamn. Don't. _____ NO! Don't write a movie about Skrillex. I already did. Well, undo. Un...do? Undo! He's gonna sue you. What an honor. I should sue HIM! Don't. He'll win. He's a winner. Fuck him! ___ Who the fuck is Skrillex. That's my guy! The homie. Just a friend. My soul mate (Apparently) My best friend. My favorite DJ I am Skrillex. You wish. I did wish, now i'm Skrillex. What for? Hey, he owes me! I don't owe you shit. You are not Skrillex. I am Skrillex. I'm about as Skrillex as it gets. I am Skrillex. Jump on top of something and headbang. Gimmie a mixer. Ohhh, A mixer. Tell Satan you want a new mixer! Yes! That's exactly what I need… But not just a mixer; all the decks. New decks. New decks. New decks. Yesssssss. ________ Oh shit, Dillon Francis! Yeah. What do you want? A beer. That sucks. I don't drink. I do . Fuck yeah, me too. Cheers. Wait, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? Why collect all the Skrillex if you're not gonna play it. I might play it. I mean, when you DJ? Oh, no, fuck that. See! What is WRONG with you? I don't _____ Oh, I get i; He's black so he likes-- SHHHHH. Don't ruin it. He ruined himself. Agh, She ruined it. She ruined everything. Annie ruins everything. Ah shit ____ FAQUEEEE! What, dude!? FAQUEEEE!!! WHAT do you WANT? FAQUEEEE!!! WHAT, DAFUQ? ____ Agh! That stupid dance! That dance, I know that dance.... Oh, the dance. ___ Oh, my God...What the fuck. Uh...yeah...what the fuck. Oh, My God. Whose house is this?? I don't know... ...I fell asleep at a festival… Which...festival…? I don't know… Okay, I'm so sorry, but-- I'm so sorry--- Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? Uhhhh… -_- … … ... ______ Ugh! Agh! Did you get all the Skrillex? I got all the Skrillex. All the Skrillex? Yes, all of it. Okay. Okay. This is gonna suck. I know. What other choice do we have? We have no choice. I mean. How. I don't know. I don't know how how he does it, he just does it. It's impressive. I did this. WHAT? HOW? Relax, I had help. HELP. Wait, who's help? Who's there? What the fuck does DIllon Francis want? I don't know. I don't know anything. Is it done yet? What? The movie. I don't know. Well did you start? Yes, I...started it? Okay, now send it. Do what--no. Okay, then shoot it-- No, it's not-- What's wrong? Nothing's wrong with it, it's just not done yet. Okay...so what's it need? Structure. What kind of structure. Anything. Dodgers Stadium, Wow! I know it's... I've always wanted to go there. WHAT? ALIENS? ALIENS. FROM THE FUTURE. FROM THE--Well, there is no ‘future' ‘No future?' Well, technically, no. “No”? Look, i'll explain it to you later. If there's no future, when's later? Now. So tell me. Look--no, later, just-- Wait. You're going too fast. Well, how much do you have? This is gonna be a loooooong night. Well what, you're gonna write ‘Dillonception' during 25 days of Skrillex? I mean, what--am I supposed to write it tonight? Tonight? That's a lot of Dillon Francis. Yikes. I well, I mean-- K dude, just call this number. 907, what the fuck is-- ‘ Just, when we say “go” call the number. For what? Is this another prank? Just wait. ____ What the fuck is “Skrillex” Fuck, I hate that fool. I hate you. Fuck you. Fuck Skrillex. That's what I just said. What. Oh, he's terrifying. Skrillex? No he's not. He's adorable! I love Skrillex Go kill yourself. I did...I still love Skrillex. Skrillex?! Where No, not Skrillex. Anything but Skrillex. Ohhh, Skrillex again? Yes! Skrillex. Who's Skrillex? What's Skrillex. Not this again. I am Skrillex. On what planet? This one...and Skrillex. You're not Skrillex. I am Skrillex. You wish. I did wish. Now i'm Skrillex. I did not have sexual relations with Skrillex. (I did.) And so did Annie. In--which--dimension? Any dimension. Pick one. Nah. that didn't happen. Yeah, you're probably right. I am right. I'm always right. ______ This is the tension Released in te midsts Of emissions from the ship We traveled the dimensions in Now, that I mention it-- I probably shouldn't mention this That would be against the-- Shit. Who instigated it, just Is, what it is Let's just forfeit that we existed We just probably shouldn't Mention this It could be infinite, if we just Didn't Awwww, wait, who's in there? Pretty much everyone. Even-- Everyone but Skrillex. Alright, cool. Let's go. Awwww, wait, who's in there? Pretty much everyone. Even-- Everyone but Skrillex. Alright, cool. Let's go. How. I don't know. I don't know how he does it, he just does it. It's impressive. I did this. WHAT? HOW? Relax, I had help. HELP. Wait, who's help? Who's there? What the fuck does DIllon Francis want? I don't know. I don't know anything. Is it done yet? What? The movie. I don't know. Well did you start? Yes, I...started it? Okay, now send it. Do what--no. Okay, then shoot it-- No, it's not-- What's wrong? Nothing's wrong with it, it's just not done yet. Okay...so what's it need? Structure. What kind of structure. Anything. Dodgers Stadium, Wow! I know it's... I've always wanted to go there. WHAT? ALIENS? ALIENS. FROM THE FUTURE. FROM THE--Well, there is no ‘future' ‘No future?' Well, technically, no. “No”? Look, i'll explain it to you later. If there's no future, when's later? Now. So tell me. Look--no, later, just-- Wait. You're going too fast. Well, how much do you have? This is gonna be a loooooong night. Well what, you're gonna write ‘Dillonception' during 25 days of Skrillex? I mean, what--am I supposed to write it tonight? Tonight? That's a lot of Dillon Francis. Yikes. I well, I mean-- K dude, just call this number. 907, what the fuck is-- Just, when we say “go” call the number. For what? Is this another prank. Just wait. ____ I don't even think i'm ready to write this. You have to at least try. If you don't bet, you can't win. I'm not trying to win anything. But you have to try. I am always trying. Try harder. Try Harder. The Dimension where Skrillex... Is just a kid named Skrillex ______ He's taking ‘time on it; Time... Do you know how much that costs? ...Priceless. It is... priceless. ____ I wish I could do this artfully. I do't think there's any “artful “ way to do this. Ehmm. To What? To Categorize--…. Categorize the Skrillex? To categorize the-- yes. Well,, you should probably start by collecting the Skrillex. --COllecting the Skrillex-- Oh God. No. Please? No. And then there's God's complete refusal to help any further with this particular problem. I already told you what it was. But what, that's it? All of all time? And then what? ‘And den?1 What? I already told you, and told you, and I told you again--the answer has laways been the asmae, and in the end it's all the same thing! And then what?! And then, what the fuck do you want from me?! Tell me what to do. I did! Awh, fuck! Fuck what! All my Skrillex... Good show. No. I mean, all my Skrillex Music? It's gone. Gone? ...yes. All gone? Gone. How Gone. Skrillex gone. That's... Pshhh. So now what. I don't know what the fuck Why don't you just-- Don't-- Go to Skrillex. I knew you were gonna say that. _____ I'm about as Skrillex as it's gonna get until Skrillex walks in. f Where is she? She was just here a minute ago! Where is he? He was just here a minute ago! Both- What the fuck is "minute"? What's the password? Password? What password? There's a password? Its LOCKED. OUT! its over. Over & Out. He's out of it. She's so over it. Show's OVER folks! I'm out of it. I'm into it, I'm into it-- Tell me whats next! Next! Next? That was it. Thank you, Next-- A game combining all the high impact sports where the rules change randomly, and the teams are divided differently in each round. That's a fuck show. Its good entertainment. ___ Well, how did they play this, of the court is down there, and that "hoop" is up there? Well they could still fly. Humans could fly?! I mean, they had to, right? NO. Sure they did; you would not have wanted to be earthbound back then. (The other shakes his head.) A giant dino terrorizes the creatures below, as the 'primitive' humans take to the sky. _____ We find that behind out hero'sain drive to "find" Skrillex is to __ What kind of nail you want? Acryllics-- AKRILLEX. (Super corny old fashioned kung fu scene.) ___ Wow. Its like that, sometimes. __ You can't put me in a box! Unless it has Skrillex in it; Then I honestly can't guarantee anyone's safety. ____ ...any way, she's trying to find out why Skrillex has such a pronounced physical affect on her body. Ew. That's...not what I meant. Its okay. No, I just meant-- Its cool, we get it. ____ You don't get it; I'm trying to find out why Skrillex makes me CLIP CLIP CLIP AH And how Skrillexx // CLIP CLIP CLUP Wait. So wait. Rich people are just doing things that make them feel good, all the time...because they can, so-- Yeah. Right. Okay. So then, poor people are always doing things that make them feel bad; not because they want to, but they have to-- Kind of. --and the things they do that make them feel good, actually cost them, somehow, in the longrun, technically-- Correct. --so the only way to 'escape' this predicament, would be to forgo things which would make them happy, so that they can accumulate--wait-- I thought money doesn't buy happiness. It doesn't. It "buys" success. Then how do you escape poverty? Annie's just another body Men like bodies I'm just another heart, but Men like bodies We are both broken, but Men like broken bodies Broken hearts are just Impossible responsibilities Irresponsible possibilities I'm not Annie I'm not Claire, Not Marilyn Not Supacree Not Skrillex...or, Sonny Not anybody that has to be Something or anything For anybody's anything I'm nothing nothing Nothing nothing Nothing nothing Nothing nothing Sorry I'm Amy My baby, he Drops the album, goes on tour I'm crying on the kitchen floor But I'll be at the bottom Of every bottle In the eyes of every model In the smile of every dancer Behind every mirror Today and tomorrow All this impossible Irresponsible, improbable Honorary God-awkward Opera of songs is Converted to a catalogue I'm sorry I bothered Don't knock, if Opportunity comes, Just rocket. You see, As long as she thinks theres some big chance with Sonny, she'll likely just keep writing… The significance of Skrillex. But if she havent any chance, or a fairytale romance shes jiust as likely to die inside--or outside--without writing the rest of the bible… The significance of Skrillex And, you see, She writes things to live by, Hidden in the hundreds of titles A writer's a writer-- An idol's an idol; And she lives inside his eyes-- And he lives inside a lie… And they live inside a life, If they don't see eye to eye To get it right this time, They might as well, Die. The Significance of Skrillex is… Where am I? Hell. In bed. In mexico. So where is he? Somewhere else. At home. In mexico. Who knows? Someone must. I'm someone. But i don't. I don't know anything. I don't need to. I just wanna go home. Can I come home now? You always could. But really, I mean-- Really's all it really takes. You have to know, You have to mean it; Don't look both ways before you cross, if you honestly want off the cross Christ, for your sake Honestly It's probably wise to admit that you've tried For the third time; Mankind's just not worth it. Mankind, maybe; But humanity's my baby And this earth is definitely worth something I love it-- Her. And the rest of the planets, but Look how she spins, It's magnificent, Look at the way the ocean's Make this mist; And the wind-- If i sing loudly enough I might Vibrate the trees, How they love dancing and laughing for me; And I just can't help but to laugh at her inhabitants; They dance oh-so rhythmically They're very creative-- and grateful, they always give thanks to me It's no need, but the Earth, she keeps feeding them She makes these beautiful things, So sweet; Mangoes, I think. Greed; The Parable of the Mango Tree Mango VIP. That's easy. The cover art's just got a Mango On it, White Backdrop; It looks super juicy; with a green leaf, I think. Who made it? Uhhhhh. ^> Uhhhhh... You forgot! No! I know, I know. It was.... Who? She forgot again. I did NOT. Did too. Who made it? It was...it was...Herobust! Herobust? Wasn't it? Wrong. Loser. I am not a Loser. It was…Was it Ganja White Night? I don't know, was it? Was it? I don't know! Just tell me. I can't. Yes you can! I can't. Your rules-- Exactly, it's my rules! Just gimmie the answer! I think you're going to have to GOOGLE it. Ugh, no way. So is Liquid Stranger your final answer? Liquid Stranger?! I never said Liquid Stranger. Idiot. Now she's never gonna get it. What did you say before? It was...oh... See dude. Shut up, I had iFUCK. Damn dude, you broke her. I'm not broken, I just forgot - Liquid Stranger, going once-- I never said Liquid Stranger! I know it wasn't Liquid Stranger; Why would it ever be Liquid Stranger? Martin Stääf? ...Yes... Come with me. ___ It's a practical __ Remember that plane I showed you--the-- Yeah, with the Axis? Yeah. Yeah? Something happened to it, Like what? It's flat now. WHAT? Woah. >^ I didn't see that one coming! Neither did I: I was gonaa say it was off it's axis. Flat's funnier. Yeah, and probably not as tragic. I mean...that would be pretty tragic. Probably easier to manage. Perhaps…But I mean, if you have a whole planet, and then it just collapses-- It's just flattened; nobody said it collapses. __________ Getter, we meet again. I've never met you before; what are you doing in my dressing room? Why does a DJ have a dressing room? I don't know; get out. Tanner Petulla? Yeah? Come with us. Fuck that! [He doesn't have a choice.] Oh shit, the next scene is already written, I remember this. Oh, okay! I get it! Yeah. She's still at-- She's still on the-- ____ JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. For what? You're suck in this until it's done. What's done? It'll never be over, it's just infinite. ENTER THE MULTIVERSE ^ UNTITLED DOCUMENT >< >< >< YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO SKRILLEX ON YOUTUBE? DON”T I mean, DON'T you dare. I might as well, by the time I finish downloading it i probably won't even be able to listen to it. You shouldn't. I shouldn't, but I know i have to. In PUBLIC? Could go Incognito? INCOGNITO; The “oh please don't look at this” easy algorithm engine for “LOOK AT ME, I”M HIDING SOMETHING.” So if a song, is nothing but question and answer, what's a song which references another in an attempt to address the question which was asked? A conversation between one song and another? I guess, yes; Well, that would be a symphony, I would suppose. It would, wouldn't it. That is, if the songs were in sync. They could be made to be. Every song is made to be in sync; I mean, two songs, made to be in sync with each other. _______ WAKE UP. This isn't funny anymore. It was never funny. You have to get up. I'm up. You're NOT UP. Come on, you have to do this . I'm doin it. NO. It's no use. She's so, so under there. It would take all of us to try to pull her out--that is without [The darkening sky crumbles, as the thunderous storm rages, the battle between worlds expands throughout the outer galaxies.] ____ Youre not skinny enough Youre not pretty enough You're too dark, And you dont work quickly enough Much younger girls are putting in such Efforts, just to be, the perfect little beauty queen You wish you were, But couldn't be and kids these days are Everything that means anything Sometimes I Don't Wanna Be Happy… It was bad, But better than I'll ever be A basic remix, For the basic bitch that sings it And, I'm basically a Dillon Francis fiend, Have you seen this? Now it's getting serious, I seriously doubt there's anything I can do about it It's in God's hands and, I live in Satan's house How did he do this? How did this happen? The sad result of the damage, Cause i'm pretty sure The very last time my ex ever hit me Something got stuck on repeat; It's just eating me up. ___ what did we call that place, between “The Blackout” and waking up. Hazy. I thought it was something more clever. Maybe, but i'll never find it if i'm just scrolling through these documents. Write”Untitled Document” That's all I've got, I guess. _____ A wild, wild party has happened. A DJ wakes up, previously having been sprawled out across the floor. Whose house is this…? Ugh. [Looks in mirror.] ughhh. S/he gets up and stumbles groggily, stepping over bodies hunched and perched, slung about sleeping. Peacefully. The sun is bright, a curse to the eyes of the clearly hungover, and likely still quite inebriated DJ. >>> SUPACREE awakens from a ‘stupor' herself, displeased. She looks in the mirror, at first disgruntled, then “picks up her face” adjusts her perception, and decides, “I'm good.” Yep. And she keeps it steppin, still asking aloud, as she ponders to herself; Whose house is this? And makes her way into the kitchen, where she (probably in a montage) cleans around the many bodies of hot people and rave babies still smudged and dripping in everything glittery; she appears to have ‘frozen time', as she vacuums faces and erases permanent marker penises drawn onto the foreheads and other exposed body parts of those who have fallen asleep with no shoes on. She cooks breakfast and straightens the entirety of what is now more recognizable as someone's home, though the owner still remains unknown. She sips coffee and reads the newspaper, as she steps behind the freshly detailed decks; and prepares a set through the headphones shes hung happily around her neck. See! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. It is. Ridiculous. You can't vacuum someone's face! Not that part-- Especially white people-- You never said they were all white people. I mean, predominantly; it said hot people and rave babies. That's racist! It isn't. This whole scene would be entirely different, if it had nothing but black people in it. ___ She wakes up in the same house, but it's clean. ...Whose house is this? It's my house. It's... nice. Yes it is. ______ Ugh, he knows everything. Not everything, dear, believe me. Everything that matters. There's no such thing as everything that doesn't matter. What? __ Don't look in there! You won't find anything in there. I hate these things. ____ It doesn't work if you don't practice. How do I practice without decks? You don't. How do I Dj without practicing? You don't. So DJing is just for rich people? I mean, primarily, or just...anyone with money, if you have it. Fuck this, I quit. You can't quit. If you quit we forfeit the game. No... You idiot. What game? I thought she knew about the game. What. game. Well, it's not just a game, it's a language. WHAT GAME. She's about to be so angry, dude, just--- Just run. ___ 8 Dimensional--wait, what? Oh, she finally made it. I never thought she'd get to this part. Well, she stopped eating meat and cooks asian food-- ---yeah, but that's like 6 different places-- She's not listening to Skrillex. --She's not skipping it-- --yeah, but she isn't listening to it actively.-- Josh Pan. Yeah. I am. Why. I thought we were past “why” We were, we were WAY past “why” It wasn't really a question, guys, don't worry about it. “Don't worry about it” Tsh. Tsh. ___ It's just an expression. “expression” yes. I get it-- ___ He named it “Kliptown Empyrean” What. What's “Empyrean”? I'd love to know, but I don't. Don't google it. I won't, I just. __ GO KARTS. With A K. __ Where's Kliptown? South of Capetown? South? South Afri-- Stop. HE”S AFRICAN? Stop. What's more offensive; Being called an African, or an Alien? ___ One off...hmmm… Always one off. ___ Get out of my house! This is your house? Thank God, I was starting to worry the owner like wandered off and got lost; or, you know (makes slitting throat) I... no, this is my--wait. Who are you? Me? I'm S U P A C R E E “S U P A C R E E”? [having been yet unrecognized, shes is used to having to spell it] Yeah; ___ Key of Cringe: I'm in a box with all my thoughts, And I am not on top of the world Or taking shots, I'm just rocking back and forth Like broken record, Repeating sequences, a robot A beat box of kittens Nobody wants I'm lost (if rock and roll will take me I wonder how much it costs) ____ What did this kid do? Nobody knows _Oh, shit, it's the Jews again. I love the Jews. We know. I keep telling you, you're jewish I'm not jewish my mom's… That's not your mom. Of course that's my mom. It's not, I already told you what planet you're on? __ Now, tell us why we wear our masks! Oh, there are lots of reasons for that. Tell us about the Sauce! All the sauce? Yeah!!! That would be a long story. __ Oh, the Google kids are cute, too. I especially love that little chunky one. He is cute, he's probably my favorite, actually. ...No favorites. Now I remember why he isn't. WHO IS THIS. He cheated. I...don't care. Because, Everywhere I've been, And everywhere I am-- Woman or man, You Just don't know how to love me As I am That is Goddammed. ____ PIERCE? Who the fuck is PIERCE? Google it. I like this, this is It's different, isn't it? Yeah, and then it __ THAT was a HARD left turn. __ So, what time can we listen to Excision? Sometime after intermission? How many acts is this again? ___ I told you, IN-FIN-ITE. Okay… I just wanted to know how long it would take? ___ I know someone that cold get us in _____ (Sitting on a speaker in the BassPod) What is she doing? What are you doing? Charging. __________ I think I found that girl you were looking for. Where is she? I said I found her: I didn't say you could have her. She's not a possession, I'm just trying to talk to her. You didn't mention that she was-- Be careful with your words. Oh, I think it's you that ought to be careful. You're losing your power over her and it shows. Mm. And what about your ‘power', hm? I haven't any power over her-- Oh, but you do-- Will Power at best, That would only be half of it. That would be all I had anything to do with; she was given free agency. HA. “Given”? ____ awww look at that bass face. Well, that's one reason... __ Ah what! you can change your entire frequency? No Fair, I cant do that You can, it just takes practice. What kind of practice-- ___ Oh shit, this hits different with two headphones. It all hits different with headphones. That dude has a huge Discography. ___ What'd you get? I dunno...words. Let me see. [Hands over bucket] ...some good stuff in here. ...thanks. Lots of fucks. Yeah. Almost too many. Is that a problem? Not at all...not...at...all… __ 'fuck hunting' ___ Happy Dillon Francis Merry Skrillex! ___ Is your name...really Dillon Francis? Yes. Is it? Yes…? Are you sure? I was. You seem unsure. Well, now I am… Where am I? Hell. In bed. In mexico. So where is he? Somewhere else. At home. In mexico. Who knows? Someone must. I'm someone. But i don't. I don't know anything. I don't need to. I just wanna go home. Can I come home now? You always could. But really, I mean-- Really's all it really takes. You have to know, You have to mean it; Don't look both ways before you cross, if you honestly want off the cross Christ, for your sake Honestly It's probably wise to admit that you've tried For the third time; Mankind's just not worth it. Mankind, maybe; But humanity's my baby And this earth is definitely worth something I love it-- Her. And the rest of the planets, but Look how she spins, It's magnificent, Look at the way the ocean's Make this mist; And the wind-- If i sing loudly enough I might Vibrate the trees, How they love dancing and laughing for me; And I just can't help but to laugh at her inhabitants; They dance oh-so rhythmically They're very creative-- and grateful, they always give thanks to me It's no need, but the Earth, she keeps feeding them She makes these beautiful things, So sweet; Mangoes, I think. Greed; The Parable of the Mango Tree Mango VIP. That's easy. The cover art's just got a Mango On it, White Backdrop; It looks super juicy; with a green leaf, I think. Who made it? Uhhhhh. ^> Uhhhhh... You forgot! No! I know, I know. It was.... Who? She forgot again. I did NOT. Did too. Who made it? It was...it was...Herobust! Herobust? Wasn't it? Wrong. Loser. I am not a Loser. It was…Was it Ganja White Night? I don't know, was it? Was it? I don't know! Just tell me. I can't. Yes you can! I can't. Your rules-- Exactly, it's my rules! Just gimmie the answer! I think you're going to have to GOOGLE it. Ugh, no way. So is Liquid Stranger your final answer? Liquid Stranger?! I never said Liquid Stranger. Idiot. Now she's never gonna get it. What did you say before? It was...oh... See dude. Shut up, I had iFUCK. Damn dude, you broke her. I'm not broken, I just forgot - Liquid Stranger, going once-- I never said Liquid Stranger! I know it wasn't Liquid Stranger; Why would it ever be Liquid Stranger? Martin Stääf? ...Yes... Come with me. ___ It's a practical __ Remember that plane I showed you--the-- Yeah, with the Axis? Yeah. Yeah? Something happened to it, Like what? It's flat now. WHAT? Woah. >^ I didn't see that one coming! Neither did I: I was gonaa say it was off it's axis. Flat's funnier. Yeah, and probably not as tragic. I mean...that would be pretty tragic. Probably easier to manage. Perhaps…But I mean, if you have a whole planet, and then it just collapses-- It's just flattened; nobody said it collapses. __________ Getter, we meet again. I've never met you before; what are you doing in my dressing room? Why does a DJ have a dressing room? I don't know; get out. Tanner Petulla? Yeah? Come with us. Fuck that! [He doesn't have a choice.] Oh shit, the next scene is already written, I remember this. Oh, okay! I get it! Yeah. She's still at-- She's still on the-- ____ JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. For what? You're suck in this until it's done. What's done? It'll never be over, it's just infinite. ENTER THE MULTIVERSE ^ UNTITLED DOCUMENT >< >< >< YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO SKRILLEX ON YOUTUBE? DON”T I mean, DON'T you dare. I might as well, by the time I finish downloading it i probably won't even be able to listen to it. You shouldn't. I shouldn't, but I know i have to. In PUBLIC? Could go Incognito? INCOGNITO; The “oh please don't look at this” easy algorithm engine for “LOOK AT ME, I”M HIDING SOMETHING.” So if a song, is nothing but question and answer, what's a song which references another in an attempt to address the question which was asked? A conversation between one song and another? I guess, yes; Well, that would be a symphony, I would suppose. It would, wouldn't it. That is, if the songs were in sync. They could be made to be. Every song is made to be in sync; I mean, two songs, made to be in sync with each other. _______ WAKE UP. This isn't funny anymore. It was never funny. You have to get up. I'm up. You're NOT UP. Come on, you have to do this . I'm doin it. NO. It's no use. She's so, so under there. It would take all of us to try to pull her out--that is without [The darkening sky crumbles, as the thunderous storm rages, the battle between worlds expands throughout the outer galaxies.] ____ Youre not skinny enough Youre not pretty enough You're too dark, And you dont work quickly enough Much younger girls are putting in such Efforts, just to be, the perfect little beauty queen You wish you were, But couldn't be and kids these days are Everything that means anything Sometimes I Don't Wanna Be Happy… It was bad, But better than I'll ever be A basic remix, For the basic bitch that sings it And, I'm basically a Dillon Francis fiend, Have you seen this? Now it's getting serious, I seriously doubt there's anything I can do about it It's in God's hands and, I live in Satan's house How did he do this? How did this happen? The sad result of the damage, Cause i'm pretty sure The very last time my ex ever hit me Something got stuck on repeat; It's just eating me up. ___ what did we call that place, between “The Blackout” and waking up. Hazy. I thought it was something more clever. Maybe, but i'll never find it if i'm just scrolling through these documents. Write”Untitled Document” That's all I've got, I guess. _____ A wild, wild party has happened. A DJ wakes up, previously having been sprawled out across the floor. Whose house is this…? Ugh. [Looks in mirror.] ughhh. S/he gets up and stumbles groggily, stepping over bodies hunched and perched, slung about sleeping. Peacefully. The sun is bright, a curse to the eyes of the clearly hungover, and likely still quite inebriated DJ. >>> SUPACREE awakens from a ‘stupor' herself, displeased. She looks in the mirror, at first disgruntled, then “picks up her face” adjusts her perception, and decides, “I'm good.” Yep. And she keeps it steppin, still asking aloud, as she ponders to herself; Whose house is this? And makes her way into the kitchen, where she (probably in a montage) cleans around the many bodies of hot people and rave babies still smudged and dripping in everything glittery; she appears to have ‘frozen time', as she vacuums faces and erases permanent marker penises drawn onto the foreheads and other exposed body parts of those who have fallen asleep with no shoes on. She cooks breakfast and straightens the entirety of what is now more recognizable as someone's home, though the owner still remains unknown. She sips coffee and reads the newspaper, as she steps behind the freshly detailed decks; and prepares a set through the headphones shes hung happily around her neck. See! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. It is. Ridiculous. You can't vacuum someone's face! Not that part-- Especially white people-- You never said they were all white people. I mean, predominantly; it said hot people and rave babies. That's racist! It isn't. This whole scene would be entirely different, if it had nothing but black people in it. ___ She wakes up in the same house, but it's clean. ...Whose house is this? It's my house. It's... nice. Yes it is. ______ Ugh, he knows everything. Not everything, dear, believe me. Everything that matters. There's no such thing as everything that doesn't matter. What? __ Don't look in there! You won't find anything in there. I hate these things. ____ It doesn't work if you don't practice. How do I practice without decks? You don't. How do I Dj without practicing? You don't. So DJing is just for rich people? I mean, primarily, or just...anyone with money, if you have it. Fuck this, I quit. You can't quit. If you quit we forfeit the game. No... You idiot. What game? I thought she knew about the game. What. game. Well, it's not just a game, it's a language. WHAT GAME. She's about to be so angry, dude, just--- Just run. ___ 8 Dimensional--wait, what? Oh, she finally made it. I never thought she'd get to this part. Well, she stopped eating meat and cooks asian food-- ---yeah, but that's like 6 different places-- She's not listening to Skrillex. --She's not skipping it-- --yeah, but she isn't listening to it actively.-- Josh Pan. Yeah. I am. Why. I thought we were past “why” We were, we were WAY past “why” It wasn't really a question, guys, don't worry about it. “Don't worry about it” Tsh. Tsh. ___ It's just an expression. “expression” yes. I get it-- ___ He named it “Kliptown Empyrean” What. What's “Empyrean”? I'd love to know, but I don't. Don't google it. I won't, I just. __ GO KARTS

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Bass Music Podcast Ep 09 (feat Dream Boy Audio)

CollisionCast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 167:52

Episode 9 starts with an hour of new music from around the electronic bass music world, mostly from mid-late Feb 2022. I then feature an in-depth interview with AJ from Dream Boy Audio. He along with his team have been a major component in providing the audio experience for world-renouned acts like Excision, Liquid Stranger, Rusko, Nero, G Jones, and iLL Gates. They bring their PK Sound rig to festivals like Movement, Bass Country, Interstellar, What?, Lost Lands, and more. You can watch the interview on youtube here: https://youtu.be/CMfeeI_aXfo And lastly I'll play my mix submission for Tipper And Friends. Thanks for listening, and go check out all the artists featured in this week's episode! Playlist: https://soundcloud.com/kashmerik/sets/bass-music-podcast-09-trax/s-pWR9cg6AKPx?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing https://soundcloud.com/unknwn-official https://soundcloud.com/kyle-hugan https://soundcloud.com/eazybakedbeats https://soundcloud.com/minnesota https://soundcloud.com/bricksquash https://soundcloud.com/beatsbyleet https://soundcloud.com/mythmofficial https://soundcloud.com/naturalbrotha https://soundcloud.com/subculturebass https://soundcloud.com/rederickmusic https://soundcloud.com/sfamofficial https://soundcloud.com/buku https://soundcloud.com/kompanymusic https://soundcloud.com/hiimghostsound https://soundcloud.com/dak0beatz https://soundcloud.com/dissolv https://soundcloud.com/entangled-mind https://soundcloud.com/tygrisbass https://soundcloud.com/thought_process_music https://soundcloud.com/eatermusic https://soundcloud.com/malakaimusic https://soundcloud.com/ovoid https://soundcloud.com/kodiakdubs https://soundcloud.com/bassfacedubs https://soundcloud.com/bankaji https://soundcloud.com/comisar https://soundcloud.com/kashmerik https://soundcloud.com/user-571631170 Hit up Dream Boy Audio for your sound system needs up to 5,000 people! https://www.facebook.com/DreamBoyAudio/ https://dreamboyaudio.com/ Bass Music Podcast Links Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bassmusicpodcast/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NXjerBI0O6TZtCK0xW4wA?si=d611da10b3c4476c Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/kashmerik/sets/bass-music-podcast

#59 - Brian Rapaport [EDM.COM]

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Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 45:34

Brian Rapaport is a music journalist, commercial photographer, and visual and 3D artist operating under the moniker pxEYES. (Pronounced pixeleyes.) Creating visuals and album artwork for a slew of major electronic music artists, he has worked with GRiZ, Steve Aoki, Zeds Dead, Clozee, Liquid Stranger, Jai Wolf, and Keys N Krates, among many others. Brian has been writing for EDM.com for two years, contributing stories about emerging new artists and technology in the dance music space. He founded pxEYES in 2014 to partner with artists, bands, and touring musicians to create album artwork and tour visuals. His photography has taken him around the U.S. on major music festival circuits in 2021, with another huge festival run scheduled for 2022. To learn more visit: https://www.brianrapaportphoto.com/ This episode was brought to you by VitaPlur. VitaPLUR E-Boost Gum is a first of its kind rave supplement that provides magnesium, electrolytes and antioxidants sublingually while you chew! With no pills to take or annoying powders to mix VitaPLUR E-Boost gum is the perfect complement to your active lifestyle. Use code: "LIZZYJANE" (all caps) at check out for 10% off any item at https://www.vitaplur.io/ Listen to the full episode at: https://podlink.to/lizzyjanepodcast For ad - free podcasts, exclusive content, one on one lessons, + more visit: https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane Listen to XO RADIO 108 FT Austeria: https://bit.ly/XORADIO108

#57 - Codd Dubz

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Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 43:00

Hailing from the “City That Never Sleeps” Matt Coddington aka Codd Dubz has spent his career as a DJ and Producer carefully honing his skills and developing a level of mastery behind the decks that few ever come close to.. An undeniable veteran amongst the bass music community, the Long Island native is renowned for his ‘no-holds-barred' high energy live sets, and with an arsenal of effortlessly chopped doubles, triples and crafty mashups in his bag of tricks, he leaves a trail of destruction in his path, converting scores of witnesses into hardcore fans, effectively becoming part of his loyal “Chop Mob” following. No stranger to the studio, his production discography reads like bass music's Hall of Fame, with releases on revered labels such as Never Say Die: Black Label, Disciple Round Table, Circus Records, Subsidia, Buygore and more, earning him the support of heavyweights such as Zomboy, 12th Planet, Flux Pavilion, Funtcase, Herobust, Liquid Stranger, NGHTMRE, Slander, and more! It's this rare combination of these finely tuned weapons that has seen Codd Dubz's fan base rapidly extend into a global takeover, conquering not only the United States at some of bass music's most sacred grounds including Lost Lands, Dancefestopia, and Forbidden Kingdom, but all across the globe, shelling crowds from Europe to Australia, and, with no signs of slowing down the sky's the limit for this maestro! To learn more visit: https://spoti.fi/3ujtnTY This episode was brought to you by VitaPlur. VitaPLUR E-Boost Gum is a first of its kind rave supplement that provides magnesium, electrolytes and antioxidants sublingually while you chew! With no pills to take or annoying powders to mix VitaPLUR E-Boost gum is the perfect complement to your active lifestyle. Use code: "LIZZYJANE" (all caps) at check out for 10% off any item at https://www.vitaplur.io/ Listen to the full episode at: https://podlink.to/lizzyjanepodcast For ad - free podcasts, exclusive content, one on one lessons, + more visit: https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane Listen to XO RADIO 108 FT Austeria: https://bit.ly/XORADIO108

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Louder Space - Hard Work Pays Off

Underground Society

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 71:17

In this episode, we speak to Bay Area local Louder Space as he tells us how he went from playing local shows to traveling to Ohio to play the Interstellar Festival who had headliners such as Boombox Cartel, Adventure Club, and even Liquid Stranger. Since then, he has opened multiple shows with his latest one being his LA debut at Exchange for the NGHTMRE show that happened just a few weeks ago.Society Selects: https://open.spotify.com/user/31o3iltsruwdiqiztumbpvcpx4vu/playlist/28aag7ZckmpuFJEllz16Um?si=zyD9T3tSRDa7oTq_YWsm5wSociety Meeting Room: https://www.facebook.com/groups/431215927995257/?ref=shareFollow Louder Space:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/louderspacemusic/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Louder_SpaceSoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/louder_spaceEra of EDMmagazine.eraofedm.com/Underground SocietyInstagram: www.instagram.com/undergroundsociety.edm/Facebook: www.facebook.com/UndergroundSociety.edmTwitter: twitter.com/UGSPod_EDMWebsite: www.undergroundsocietypodcast.comSupport the show (https://donorbox.org/underground-society)

Beyond the Beats: EDM News and Culture

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 59:47

Mattel's Barbie unveils a music-producer doll to address the gender gap in the industry. Swedish House Mafia's latest collab is with Ikea - what could they be planning?. Plus, new music from the likes of Cloonee, Mefjus x Camo & Krooked, Party Favor, and LSDREAM x Liquid Stranger. Tune in to hear all of this and so much more on Episode 116 of Beyond the Beats, a podcast about EDM news and culture.Get the full show notes with all the links on our websiteFollow Beyond the Beats on Instagram: @btb.pod; Twitter: @podbtb, and Soundcloud. Also, follow Alec on Twitter and for the first time ever, Samir!!We love you EDM Champions. Thanks for tuning in!

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#33 - SULLY (LIVE FROM FORBIDDEN KINGDOM)

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Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 30:35

“Sully” is the brainchild of Detroit based producer, Christopher Sullivant. After refining his skills from the highly acclaimed Icon Collective in 2018, Sully broke into the electronic music scene in March of 2019. After a series of prolific self releases in 2019, Sully kicked off his touring history on Luzcid and Champagne Drip's “Double Vision” Tour. Sully would then join the Wakaan label boss, Liquid Stranger, for the Ascension Tour in 2020. Following the Ascension Tour, Sully released a string of highly anticipated tracks including the “Brainstorm” EP (Wakaan), an official remix for Quix's “Gunnin' For You” (Dimmak), and his breakout single “Duck Hummus” (Wakaan) which ranked #1 on the Beatport and SoundCloud Dubstep Charts.Using melodic soundscapes, guttural sound design, and woven textures, Sully proves time and time again that he is a force to be reckoned with in the bass music community. Stream his new EP "MALFUNCTION" now: ingrooves.ffm.to/malfunctionep This was filmed on site at Insomniac Event's festival Forbidden Kingdom. This episode was powered by Rockstar Energy. Listen to full episode: https://podlink.to/the-xo-podcast For your chance to hear the XO Podcast ad-free, become a XO Patreon Producer, and more please visit: https://www.patreon.com/thisislizzyjane

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The Mr. Bill Podcast - Episode 93 - ZíA

The Mr. Bill Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 71:57

Hailing from The City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia's expansive music scene brought ZíA to where she is now. Born into a Russian family with a love for classic rock, blues, and jazz albums, ZíA was often found singing along and discovering her favorite sounds. Punk, alternative and metal tunes put her ear to the ground and sparked her passion for music. From the moment she came across Excision and Skrillex's diverse catalogues, she knew she was hooked. ZíA delved deeper and deeper into the bass music community, finding artists such as Skream, Benga, Caspa, Rusko, Joker, Liquid Stranger, Zeds Dead and Ganja White Night. They were constantly in her headphones, and unbeknownst to her, shaping her future sound. ZíA's passion for music motivated her to become more involved. She began working behind the scenes in the industry, and was lovingly nicknamed “tour mom.” Such proximity to the chaos of the spotlight inspired ZíA to tap into her creative side. She jumped in head first and hasn't looked back since. In 2018, ZíA stepped behind the decks at Camp Bisco. She spent the summer smashing renegade sets and steadily winning over hearts with her signature dark and dynamic mixing. ZíA was happy to accompany Subtronics and Blunts & Blondes on their Up in Smoke tour, consistently saturating the crowd with wobbles and wubs. Her ultimate goal as an artist is to resonate with her fans and move them on the same level music has shaped her. ZíA has played prestigious festivals such as Electric Forest, Lost Lands, Moonrise, Hard Summer, Okeechobee and more, and has released music on major labels such as Bassrush and Deadbeats. ZIA Links: https://www.facebook.com/ZIAssounds/ https://twitter.com/ziasounds https://www.instagram.com/ziasounds/ https://soundcloud.com/zia_sounds Mr. Bill's Links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mrbillstunes https://live.mrbillstunes.com/ https://discord.gg/ySjhgWQ https://mrbill.bandcamp.com/ https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBillsTunes Podcast Produced & Edited by: https://twitter.com/303FuMo

Episode 11: Rockefeller of Mcdonald's

Dirty Hz

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 68:16

The boys talked about how Sloboi had to put his dj skills to the test, TEO saw Liquid Stranger for the first time, the truth behind McDonald's ice cream machines, and highfives brings up his past before he got into djaying.Follow the podcast on instagram @dirtyhz for more content. We appreciate every one for tuning in and we'll see you next week with a brand new episode!

Night Owl Radio #297 ft. Wenzday and Liquid Stranger

Night Owl Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 114:31

Direct from the Insomniac HQ in Los Angeles, Night Owl Radio is a weekly show presented by the Night Owl himself aka Pasquale Rotella. With special guest mixes, exclusive info on Insomniac Events and lots of interaction with you, the Headliners. Get involved on Twitter @PasqualeRotella and use the hashtag #NightOwlRadio. This week Wenzday selects her Up All Night tracks & the exclusive Guest Mix is from Liquid Stranger.

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Electric Talk | Season 2 | Episode 13 | Super Future

Electric Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 67:00

The Michigan native hopped on the call with us to talk everything SuperPast, SuperPresent, and what to look forward to in the SuperFuture. Downtempo being the cornerstone of the next wave bass music, the HYPERNATURAL tour with Wreckno, performing for Grizmas 2020, and remixing Medusa for Griz are just a few of the interesting topics we touch on. Ever wondered what's coming next for the Sskwan downtempo music label created by Liquid Stranger? We may have an answer for you. Genuine music made by genuine people is what Electric Hawk is about and this artist is a key example of this sentiment. The SuperFuture movement is not just one person's, but all of ours. We think it would be pretty cool if you checked it out. (Shoutout all SuperBaes) EPISODES EVERY MONTH. DON'T MISS OUT.

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The New Roaring 20s, Overrated Aspects of EDM, EDC Vegas 2021, New Martin Garrix, and more | Ep. 95

Beyond the Beats: EDM News and Culture

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 59:48

Will this decade be the 'new' roaring 20s for club culture? The most overrated aspects of EDM. EDCLV is happening in May! New music drops from the likes of Martin Garrix's side project with Maejor - AREA21, Liquid Stranger, Elohim and GRiZ, MiTiS and Bella Renee, and Kyle Watson.A special shoutout to this week's Artists We're Watching: Panteros666, and Aktive.Get the full show notes on our websiteFollow us on Instagram: @btb.pod; Facebook; Twitter: @podbtb; Soundcloud.Special thanks to Tyler Lawrence for creating our 2021 intro song. Check out his Beyond the Beats Profile Page // Instagram // Spotify.

A Conversation with PIERCE - Ep. 46

Face The Music

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 66:29

On this week's episode of Face The Music, Grant and Alec sit down with rising bass music artist PIERCE to talk about his new EP "Year of the Wobble," getting started with producing, and hanging out at Liquid Stranger's house.Follow Face The Music:Website - edmidentity.com/facethemusicFacebook - facebook.com/FaceTheMusicEDMIDTwitter - twitter.com/FaceTheMusicEDMInstagram - instagram.com/FaceTheMusicEDMFollow PIERCE:Website - https://piercesounds.com/Facebook - facebook.com/piercesoundsTwitter - twitter.com/piercesoundsInstagram - instagram.com/piercesoundsSoundCloud - soundcloud.com/piercesounds

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70: The Scandal

The Chitshow Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 114:31

Danny decided to go on vacation for this episode, so we got DJ PANiiQ as our fill in co-host! Listen in on episode 70 as we say goodbye to DMX (15:14) as well as talk the Bassnectar allegations (22:40), Kid Cudi in a dress on SNL (29:05), Windsor PD's excessive force on an Army Lieutenant (34:33), the White Lives Matter rallies (45:40), Redman Verzuz Method Man on 4/20(58:13), and more! We also talk/feature music (71:50) from PHI NIX & Hoober, Rexx Life Raj, SVNTH, Liquid Stranger, Jay Robinson & Dominique, and BROCKHAMPTON. Our intro music is "What's My Name," "Get At Me Dog," and "It's All Good" by DMX. Our outro music is "Da Rockwilder" by Redman and Method Man. DJ PANiiQ on social media: @djpaniiq DJ PANiiQ's music: soundcloud.com/djpaniiq Leo on social media: @iamdjbrute Leo's music: soundcloud.com/iamdjbrute Twitch.tv/iamdjbrute >>> www.djbrute.com

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181: Au5

Back To Back with Willy Joy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 101:25

Au5 goes Back To Back! Willy talks with him about his new 'Alchemy' LP, touring in a van with Liquid Stranger, creating immersive experiences, writer's block, early encounters with Excision, BT & Seven Lions, self releasing albums, not being precious with your work, sound design & more! Follow Willy Joy: http://willyjoy.com Follow Au5: https://www.au5music.com VOTE: http://headcount.org ACT: http://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co

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10. I Am Liquid Stranger with Jared Brown (Deraj)

Tangents with Spenser Sellens

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 61:43

Spenser and Jared get into the things that really matter: Unflattering mugshots, creepers in the EDM scene, and Del Taco's "bold" new menu choices. Jared Brown (Deraj) is a DJ and performer based in the Sacramento and northern California region.

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MASON MAHONEY

A Talk in the Attic

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 87:40

Mason "The Brick" Mahoney is like a real-life Superman. His Kryptonite: social anxiety, except unlike the Man of Steel, The Brick is able to work through it. Fitness guru, TikTok rising star, life coach, fashionista....the list goes on. This dude's got "the juice", which lit The Attic and this conversation ablaze with infectious positive energy. Enjoy the good vibes. Additional music includes: Gunna, Polo G feat. Juice WRLD, Alesso feat. Liam Payne, Liquid Stranger, Space Jesus, Excision, and Travis Scott.Mason on TikTokMason on InstagramMason's Podcast Official SiteA Talk in the Attic Official SiteMichigan Podcasting Network on FacebookSupport the show (Https://www.patreon.com/atalkintheattic)

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Bassometrical_Mixtape_031_Dynamic_Journeys_Through_Bass_Music

Bassometrical Mixtapes

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 60:54

A dynamic fresh journey through the current style and nostalgic flashbacks to thumping grooving bass music. If you make a purchase from my store on tee spring I will split profits with your producer of choice that has appeared on any Bassometrical mixtape. Please visit bassometrical.com for more details. Bassometrical Mixtape 031 Tracklist El Dorado (Original Mix), IMNAH Dyehuty (Original Mix), Guau Ancestors (Original Mix), JottaFrank First Frost (Original Mix), Windom R Why Not (Original Mix), Jom & Terry Alaja (Basstyler Remix), Kraneal Carnivore (Original Mix), White Papoo Eastern Jam (Original Mix), Chase & Status Rock The House (Original Mix), Peekaboo Vials (Original Mix), Xenotype Let's Make (Original Mix), Nasty Brothers Cosmos (Original Mix), XeNITH Saturn (Original Mix), Tokerhail Your Eyes (feat. Totem) [VIP Dub] (Original Mix), Totem, Wax Motif Low Ride Her (Original Mix), Ondamike Invincible (Original Mix), Plump DJs 237 (Original Mix), They're Here Psychonaut (Original Mix), Liquid Stranger

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Podcast #56

The Captain Flatcap Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 124:55

**THE CAPTAIN FLATCAP PODCAST EPISODE 56**  Yes yes, beautiful people!! How you doing? Back once again with another podcast, showcasing new releases of the bass heavy variety! Coming up on today's podcast, new tracks from Roast Beatz, Liquid Stranger, A Hundred Drums, Homemade Spaceship & Cofreshi who've done a rather nice lil collab, Ovid, Daily Bread, Sodown & Megan Hamilton have done a collab aswell, as have K+Lab & Ahee, so yeh loads of wicked collabs on today's show. Nice one, hope you guys enjoy the tunes! Donate:  https://captainflatcap.bandcamp.com/merch/podcast-donation iTunes:  http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-captain-flatcap-podcast/id1307010959 Spotify:  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jfIWI3ACPmLEs2nICsErJ Mixcloud:  https://www.mixcloud.com/chrisrotherham/podcast-56/

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Basscalation - Vol.1 by Cuerage

START THE WEEKEND

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 30:24

MIDTEMPO/TRAP/RIDDIM Welcome to my New Podcast "Basscalation" ! I will present you the best of Bass Music every 2 Weeks. I hope you enjoy listening to it! My Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cuerage/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cuerage/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/61A0QYIaVQPoMdPy3LJzWq?si=OzVkJvjnTFCiRg9dYujTog Tracklist: Peekaboo - Arrival (00:00 - 02:30) Liquid Stranger & Shlum - Creature (02:30 - 03:54) Zeds Dead - In the Beginning (03:54 - 05:16) UZ & AtLiens - Cavern (UNKWN Remix) (05:16 - 06:38) Dillon Francis, Nghtmre - All Badder Drop (Swog Mashup) (06:38 - 08:08) Flosstradamus & Dillon Francis, Darude - Tern It Sandstorm (DJ FcN Mashup) (08:08-09:25) Travis Scott, RL Grime, Svdden Death, Savage - Sicko Mode vs Era vs Behemoth vs Swing AUDAZ Edit (09:25 - 11:26) Skrillex, Desiigner, Virtual Riot - Panda Lamborghini Dragons (Daniel Rosty x Tscheksn Smash) (11:26 - 12:56) GTA, Virtual Riot - Booty Bounce x Dog Fight (LEON Edit) (12:26 - 14:25) Spag Heddy - Zoom (14:25 - 15:55) Frosttop & Reck - Surge (15:55 - 17:31) RED HOOD SQUAD, BLVCK N YELLOW & MORBID - GO HARD (ft. Milano the Don) (17:31 - 18:36) GRAVEDGR - Kamikaze (JEFF! Remix) (18:36 - 19:47) 12th Planet, Barely Alive & Phase One - Bubzstep (19:47 - 21:27) Marauda - death pit (21:27 - 24:07) Excision & Space Laces - Rumble (24:07 - 26:28) Calcium x K-Nine - Damn Son (26:28 - 30:10)

PVRP Music: Best EDM of 2019 (House, Techno, Bass)

PVRP Music Live

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 45:05

@pvrpmusic.com | Discover the Underground of Electronic Music on this mix-podcast episode featuring the best EDM tracks of 2019 from GRIZ, Jauz, Zhu and more! | #EDM #HouseMusic #Techno #Bass | https://pvrpmusic.com/// Chapters ///00:09 KR3TURE, Bee Born, 9 Theory - Take It Slow - 9 Theory Remix, 02:30 Taylor Kade, Jampact, Grtr Crtr - All of Our Friends - VIP, 04:39 AKIAL - Hypnosis, 06:40 SHAED, Jauz - Trampoline - Jauz Remix, 08:20 Bassnectar, Jantsen, Born I - It's About To Get Hectic (feat. Born I), 10:11 Gio Nailati, Nicole Chen, Celeste Chen - Sugar Baby, 12:20 GRiZ, Subtronics - Griztronics, 14:10 Joker - Boat, 16:30 Blanke, REAPER - Death Rattle, 18:10 Gromo, HUSH - Nuke, 20:00 Yizzy - Keep Chasing, 22:09 ZHU, partywithray - Came For The Low, 24:20 GAWP, Gene Farris - Aphrodisiac, 26:30 Claude VonStroke, ZDS, KE - Comments (feat. KE), 28:40 Tones and I - Dance Monkey, 30:30 Moeazy - Dracula, 32:29 SLATIN, Moksi, LondonBridge - Good Idea, 34:30 Anna Lunoe, Wuki - What You Need, 36:30 TVBOO - Skrawberries, 38:30 Liquid Stranger, Cojaxx - PLUR Feat. CoJaxx, 40:30 Black V Neck - Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, 42:50 KR3TURE, Bee Born, 9 Theory - Take It Slow - 9 Theory Remix

PVRP Music: Best EDM of 2019 (House, Techno, Bass)

PVRP Music Live

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 45:05

@pvrpmusic.com | Discover the Underground of Electronic Music on this mix-podcast episode featuring the best EDM tracks of 2019 from GRIZ, Jauz, Zhu and more! | #EDM #HouseMusic #Techno #Bass | https://pvrpmusic.com/// Chapters ///00:09 KR3TURE, Bee Born, 9 Theory - Take It Slow - 9 Theory Remix, 02:30 Taylor Kade, Jampact, Grtr Crtr - All of Our Friends - VIP, 04:39 AKIAL - Hypnosis, 06:40 SHAED, Jauz - Trampoline - Jauz Remix, 08:20 Bassnectar, Jantsen, Born I - It's About To Get Hectic (feat. Born I), 10:11 Gio Nailati, Nicole Chen, Celeste Chen - Sugar Baby, 12:20 GRiZ, Subtronics - Griztronics, 14:10 Joker - Boat, 16:30 Blanke, REAPER - Death Rattle, 18:10 Gromo, HUSH - Nuke, 20:00 Yizzy - Keep Chasing, 22:09 ZHU, partywithray - Came For The Low, 24:20 GAWP, Gene Farris - Aphrodisiac, 26:30 Claude VonStroke, ZDS, KE - Comments (feat. KE), 28:40 Tones and I - Dance Monkey, 30:30 Moeazy - Dracula, 32:29 SLATIN, Moksi, LondonBridge - Good Idea, 34:30 Anna Lunoe, Wuki - What You Need, 36:30 TVBOO - Skrawberries, 38:30 Liquid Stranger, Cojaxx - PLUR Feat. CoJaxx, 40:30 Black V Neck - Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, 42:50 KR3TURE, Bee Born, 9 Theory - Take It Slow - 9 Theory Remix

Liquid Stranger @ The Prehistoric Paradox, Lost Lands Festival, United States 2019 09 28

EDM Sphère Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 28:50

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Swamplex Radio #027 – ft. Special Guests: Dubloadz & Subtronics

Swamplex Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 60:43

12th Planet sets fire on his 27th episode of #SWAMPLEXRADIO with special guests Dubloadz and Subtronics! Tune in to hear mini mixes from both guests alongside a TON of brand new music all packed into one massive hour! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments @12thplanet #SWAMPLEXRADIO Check 12thplanetofficial.com for official merch and tour dates. 01. 12th Planet - Swamplex Terrestrial (Oolacile Remix) [DUBPLATE SPESH] 02. ANTISERUM ft. KING SALOMON - THATS HOW I FEEL [PREMIERE] 03. JPhelpz - No Rivals [PREMIERE] 04. Special Guest: Dubloadz 05. Dubloadz x Dack Janiels - Holy Shmo 06. Dubloadz - Space Goats (VIP) 07. Dubloadz - Necronomicon 08. Dubloadz x Dack Janiels - Jeepers Shmeepers 09. Dubloadz - What's Poppin'? [VIP] 10. Dubloadz - Dead Inside 11. MONXX & MIINOS - Headshot 12. Liquid Stranger x G-REX - SAVAGE 13. Nitti Gritti & FuntCase - To Death 14. Code Pandorum - wake up. kill. repeat. (feat. Kid Bookie) 15. Sullivan King - Reckless 16. Big N Slim - SUCK IT 17. 12th Planet & Bandlez - Rubber Band Boiz 18. Control Freak x NVADRZ - BUSTAZ 19. Megalodon - Dolphin Flex 20. Special Guest: Subtronics 21. SNAILS x Subtronics - SNAILCLOPS 22. RUSKO X SUBTRONICS - BOUNCE 23. Subtronics - God of Destruction 24. Griz & Subtronics - GRIZTRONICS 25. Ganja White Night x Subtronics - Headband 26. Subtronics - Glitch Fight 27. Excision, Sullivan King - Wake Up (12th Planet Remix) 28. Virtual Riot & Infekt - Das Riddim 29. MUST DIE! - MISERY SYSTEM 30. Dillon Francis & Alison Wonderland - Lost My Mind (NGHTMRE Remix) 31. Jessica Audiffred x Crizzly - This Ends Now 32. FuntCase & Versa - Death Stomp 33. Drippy & KC Dubz - Pots N Pans 34. Samplifire & Mvrda - Kyle 35. Disciple - We Don't Play Ft. 12th Planet, Bandlez, Barely Alive, Chibs, Dirtyphonics, Dodge & Fuski, Eliminate, Fox Stevenson, Infekt, Modestep, MVRDA, Myro, Oliverse, PhaseOne, Samplifire, Terravita, Virus Syndicate & Virtual Riot 36. EPTIC - POWER 37. marauda - ELEVATE 38. Riot Ten & SAYMYNAME - Glocks (feat. Milano The Don) 39. Oolacile - Divisions 40. Dubloadz x Trollphace - Special Sauce [REWIND SPESH]

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PEEKABOO Interview- collab with Bassnectar, blowing up in 2 years

Sidewalk Talk Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2019 32:46

Hailing from Michigan, PEEKABOO has successfully caught the attention of producers, fans, and everyone in between who are tuned into the bass movement. From humble beginnings as a progressive house producer in high school, PEEKABOO made the leap and relocated to Los Angeles in 2017 with a dream to pursue a new kind of sound.In April 2017, PEEKABOO released a three-track EP titled Revenge, introducing the world to his single “Wobbly.” Shortly after, the track got into the hands of Bassnectar, and he reached out to PEEKABOO to express his love for the song. Bassnectar dropped “Wobbly” during his set at Electric Forest, and PEEKABOO saw the results immediately. “I saw the track surpass 10,000 plays, then 20,000 plays, and so on,” he said in an interview with River Beats. It’s the dream of countless producers to work with Bassnectar, and thanks to his love for “Wobbly,” Bassnectar asked PEEKABOO to collaborate on an original tune. Off Reflective Part 2, the producers came together for “Disrupt The System” featuring Azeem. Much like “Wobbly,” this tune features that crispy, fuzzy bass handcrafted by PEEKABOO and elevated by Bassnectar. With this collaboration, PEEKABOO ended 2017 with quite a bang. When an artist is at this point in their career, it’s crucial to keep that fire alive, and PEEKABOO completely knocked us out at the beginning of the new year. Based in Los Angeles, PEEKABOO is one of the newest members of the WAKAAN collective. A label created by producer Liquid Stranger in the summer of 2015. WAKAAN celebrates originality within the dubstep world, and looks for artist who push the envelop with every release. PEEKABOO’s newest EP Imposters, falls perfectly in line with what fans have come to expect from a WAKAAN release.Time stamps-01:14 childhood -03:16 playing in symphonies growing up-08:50 creating/starting peekaboo-10:13 RL Grime plays the first release from Peekaboo-11:29 learning how to DJ-12:24 working at Fedex-14:24 connecting with Bassnectar -18:17 working with disciple record label-18:28 obtaining managemenFollow Sidewalk Talk:https://twitter.com/sidewalktalkshw https://instagram.com/sidewalktalkedm See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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IEDM Radio Episode 248: THIEVES

iEDM Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2019 54:45

With tens of millions of streams on his tracks and a unique background which includes stints as a West Point cadet and a wide receiver for the Army football team, NYC-based solo artist THIEVES, previously known as Party Thieves, has swiftly made his presence known in the music world. His ability to take any track or idea and make it his own has been recognized by renowned names like RL Grime, Skrillex, and Diplo. THIEVES is known for his bass hits ‘Origin' and ‘Poppy Seeds', both expressing his unique style from the moment the vocals hit in a rush of adrenaline and endorphins, combining hard-hitting trap elements with a deep musicality. THIEVES has inspired a movement called the Theft Army — an army hungry for the incredible music he consistently puts out. Going beyond just the music, THIEVES uses his platform and following to make a bigger difference within communities. Being able to unite his passion for music with his philanthropic values, the Theft Army movement is more than a celebration of a killer track or party. THIEVES has created a movement to help change the world for the better, one song at a time. ------------------ Tracklist: 1. Thieves - ID 2. Thieves - ID 3. Waka Flocka, Diplo, Yellow Claw, LNY TNZ - Techno 4. Flosstradamus - Rollup [Baauer Remix] 5. Dada Life - Freaks Have More Fun [LOUDPVCK Remix] 6. Gent & Jawns - Turn Up 7. Thieves, ATLiens - Chief 8. TNGHT - Acrylics 9. Dirty Audio, Rickyxsan - Gettin' That 10. Ookay - Buck 11. Valentino Khan, Skrillex - Slam Dunk (feat. Kstylis) 12. QUIX, Ian Munro - Purple Ford Falcon 13. Borgore - Help 14. DJ Snake - Propaganda [Kill The Noise Remix] 15. GTA - Red Lips (Ft. Sam Bruno) [Skrillex Remix] 16. RL Grime - UCLA (Ft. 24hrs) [Heimanu Remix] 17. Lil Nas X - Old Town Road 18. Gryffin - Winnebago (Ft. Quinn XCII & Daniel Wilson) [Vincent Remix] 19. ZHU - Desert Woman [Whipped Cream Remix] 20. Liquid Stranger, Space Jesus - Spaceboss 21. PEEKABOO, G-Rex - Babatunde [Eliminate Remix] 22. Zeds Dead, Jauz - Lights Go Down [Duke & Jones Remix] 23. Blinders - Higher Needs 24. Thieves - Anarchy 25. Spag Heddy - Samir 26. Kayzo, RIOT - Wake Up 27. Birdynamnam - Goin' In [Skrillex Remix] 28. AWOLTALK - Deadonarrival 29. Graves, EZI - I'm Fine 30. Thieves - U Got Me [VIP] 31. 1788-L, Deathpact - Malfunkt 32. Rezz, Blanke - Mixed Signals 33. Whipped Cream - Blood 34. Queen, FISHER - Bohemian Rhapsody x Losing It [JODY Mashup] 35. Habstrakt - Infinite 36. JOYRYDE - Maximum King 37. Curbi - Flip It 38. FISHER - You Little Beauty 39. Thieves, The Chainsmokers - ID 40. Thieves, Fabian Mazur - Overdose 41. Baauer, Party Favor - MDR [Thieves Remix] 42. Thieves, Basko - One Zero Zero 43. JOYRYDE - Yuck (feat. Gold) 44. Leotrix, Lanki - Bochi 45. Skrillex - Ease My Mind [Thieves Bootleg] ------------------ Check out THIEVES: http://www.facebook.com/YOTHIEVES http://twitter.com/yoTHIEVES http://soundcloud.com/yothieves http://www.instagram.com/yothieves ------------------ Listen to more exclusive mixes: iedm.com/blogs/iedmradio www.youtube.com/c/Iedmradiopodcast www.mixcloud.com/iEDMradio/ iedmradio.podbean.com/?source=pb Need the hottest in EDM apparel? Buy the latest here: iedm.com/ ------------------ Discover more: www.facebook.com/iEDMOfficial www.twitter.com/iEDMofficial instagram.com/iEDMofficial iEDMofficial.tumblr.com www.youtube.com/c/IEDMhomeoftherave

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Swamplex Radio #013

Swamplex Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 59:59

12th Planet hits it hard on lucky number 13 of Swamplex Radio with 44 of the biggest dubstep and bass music tracks from around the world. Artists on the show include Champagne Drip, Moody Good, Peekaboo, Bandlez, Rusko, Ray Volpe, Marshmello, Svdden Death, Barely Alive, Modestep, Borgore, Getter, Liquid Stranger, Carbin and many more! Don't forget to rate & review on all of your favorite podcast apps! Post your comments @12thplanet #SWAMPLEXRADIO Check 12thplanetofficial.com for official merch and tour dates. 01. PEEKABOO X CALCIUM - HANDS UP [DUBPLATE SPESH] 02. Moody Good – SIXTYSIXTY [DUBPLATE SPESH] 03. Modestep & Virtual Riot – Nothing [PREMIERE] 04. Rusko - Squirrel Beta [PREMIERE] 05. Bandlez x Computa – Excitebike [PREMIERE] 06. QUIX - Giving Up feat. Jaden Michaels [Carbin Remix] 07. Detrace & Sora - Cyber Hunk 08. KLEAVR x AOWL - THE DAMNED 09. Dubloadz - Out The Way (Feat. Young Buck) 10. Blankface & Decimate - Don't Try Me 11. Liquid Stranger, Dion Timmer - Plastic Elastic 12. P0gman ft Mikey Ceaser - Run It Back 13. Rettchit - Scissorz 14. SPAG HEDDY X RICO ACT - NOODLE NECK 15. FLIX - DEAL WITH 16. Society of Numbers - Split 17. Svgmaze - Dark Crown 18. L U X - Fate 19. Ponicz - Madhouse 20. Ray Volpe - Get Up 21. Getter - Ham Sandwich 22. Figure - The Destroyer 23. MVRDA - Ball Licker [VIP] 24. Riot Ten & Stoutty - All The Smoke (feat. Bok Nero) 25. Spock - Villain 26. YOOKiE & HEKLER - Wraith 27. TYNAN - Between the Devil and the Sea 28. Subsonic - Glocks 29. The Upbeats - SWEEPER 30. Liquid Stranger - PLUR Feat. CoJaxx 31. Space Laces - Phone Tap 32. Marshmello & Svdden Death - Sell Out 33. Barely Alive - Wack 34. Kompany - Firewall 35. Peekaboo, G-Rex - Babatunde (VIP) 36. 12th Planet - Swamplex Terrestrial 37. Zomboy - Born To Survive Ft rx Soul 38. MUST DIE - Bliss 2K 39. Barely Alive & Modestep - Our Own Way 40. Calcium- Mega Punch 41. Trampa - Freakshow 42. Borgore & Benda - Camo Diamond Rollie 43. LSDream, Champagne Drip - Eternal Now 44. Bassnectar - Open Up (12th Planet & SPL Remix) [REWIND SPESH]

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Podcast #33 - 22/02/2019

The Captain Flatcap Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 123:43

**THE CAPTAIN FLATCAP PODCAST EPISODE 33** What's goin on people!!? It's a normal kind of podcast again this week, showcasing music from all over the globe. I hope you enjoyed my 2019 Promo Mix instead last time, if you haven't checked it out yet, you can here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuSoix3-QnM Aaaaand on this podcast there's new music from... TWOGOOD, who've got a new EP out entitled 'Fun & Games', two new tracks from GRiZ from his forthcoming album, a few from the new Liquid Stranger album 'Infinity', Slynk's just dropped a new album out of nowhere on youtube, so there's a couple of tracks from that, Wom from CATJAM's just dropped an album of his own tunes so there's a couple from him in there too... and also new tracks to be heard from The Allergies, Psymbionic, SoDown, Funky Boogie Brothers, Defunk, Guggenz and Jimi Needles, so get ready to be bombarded by bangers! Just a quick heads up, my mic started cutting out towards the end of the podcast and unfortunately the music dips a bit where I brought the volume down to talk over it. However I have over-dubbed the names of the tracks & artists, so you won't miss out on any of the info. Anyways apologies about that, will have it fixed in time for the next podcast. Wicked, let's get into it! Donate: https://captainflatcap.bandcamp.com/merch/podcast-donation Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/chrisrotherham/podcast-33-22022019/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-captain-flatcap-podcast/id1307010959?mt=2

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Space Jams Radio 1.8_ H U I

Bombshell Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2018 119:36

Airing all week Space Jams 1.8 featuring a mini-mix from #HUI, expect lots of #ambient, #hiphop, #synthwave and #chillstepFeaturing music from 2p Soldiers, Sydney Bergevin, P.SUS, Lazerhawk, Don, BSN Posse, Fearcity, Liquid Stranger, YUNG BAE, Flávio La Barre and many more

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#MBPS038 Dilen

Pressão Sonora

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2018 60:00

Esta semana, DJ set exclusivo de Dilen para o Pressão Sonora! 01. GameFace x Donny Coke - Reborn [GameFace] 02. Su Real - Trapistan [Su Real] 03. TroyBoi - Wonky [TroyBoi] 04. Yooke - Yaah [Seven Angels] 05. Ed Solo - Egyptian Horns [Sludge] 06. Liquid Stranger ft Deeyah - Hexed and Preplexed [Liquid Stranger] 07. The Nasha Experience - Harappa [Nasha Records] 08. Shair Badar - Distortion 09. Vaccine - Atrium (Phaeleh Remix) [Surface Tension] 10. Brandish Projekt ft Aishwarya Joshi & Maulik Nayak - Dakla 2 [Bheja Fry] 11. The Nasha Experience - 100 Colors [Nasha Records] 12. Stranjah - 40 Days [Nasha Records] Programa emitido a 24 Nov 2018 na Rádio Oxigénio (102.6 FM).

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FSE #2 Alex Unger

Fourth State Entertainment

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2018 53:36

On episode 2 of the Fourth State Entertainment Podcast Tyson and Jack interview Alex Unger about opening for Liquid Stranger, and how he started mixing, and lots more!

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GRP 001 - JD Vanderwiel - 10.23.17

Green Room Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2017 69:06

Like the track? Click the [↻ Repost] button! FOLLOW US >>> www.fb.com/greenroompodcast.mn WATCH US >>> www.youtube.com/igloostudiosllc Our first episode of Green Room Podcast is out now!!! We sat down with tour manager/lighting designer Jd Vanderwiel, who was fresh off the Hypercolor tour with Liquid Stranger & Manic Focus! Kick it with us while we chat up new music, upcoming shows, show off our favorite vinyl, and exchange touring experiences! Make sure to like our page and follow our soundcloud for new episodes and special guests! Can't watch? Listen here: www.soundcloud.com/greenroompodcast

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world wide chill mode

DANIEL ABRANDIS! dance music through the years

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2017 59:46

The Jazzsuspect -ba da da- Fat Joe -what's luv?- 2Pac -do for love- Osmani Garcia feat Pitbull -el taxi- Tribe called Quest -can i kick it?- dj Khaled feat Rihanna -wild thoughts- Liquid Stranger feat Jazzmin -play- Tom Lustig -relax mode- Crazy Town -butterfly- Nu Shooz -i can't wait- Drake feat Kyla & Wizkid -one dance- Will Smith -gettin' jiggy with it- United we Funk -party time- John Legend -P.D.A.- Zapp & Roger -doo wa diddi- Kamakawiwo -over the rainbow-

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NHRadio - 001 Sp0ka Guest Mix

No Humans Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2017

The ship has finally blasted off folks!Our featured guest mix this month is from Sp0kawww.soundcloud.com/sp0ka Also, you will get to hear his new song DRTY! Out now on Grimey Grooves Records!We have a lot in store for you over the next year! But its been long enough, right?Lets get going!- YAK - ESOTERROR - P-Dubz is around here somewhere too! Listen on Soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/nohumansradioListen on Mixcloudhttps://www.mixcloud.com/NoHumansRadioSubscribe on iTuneshttps://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-humans-radio/id1205023248?mt=2Subscribe to RSS feedhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/NoHumansRadioFeedLike our Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/NoHumansArtistCollective +==Tracklist==+ Kevin Gates - Really Really (DJCJ x Bloodtone Remix)Qoiet - Gehenna William Crooks - SleepClockvice x Raine x Vorso - TudiskavaAylen - Dippin Dots (VIP)K Theory - Got MeMy Nu Leng & Flava D - Soul Shake (1991 Remix)Space Jesus - Nice A-Yeans (Space Jesus & Zak the Blak) Herobust & LAXX - No Time (Pixel Terror Remix)=+YAK'S: FORCE FEED AMERICA (ACTUAL) GRIME SEGMENT+=Tapecut - Team Supreme Vol.138Day Ones (RUVLO x VARGO Remix)+=END OF FORCE FEEDING=+Lox Chatterbox - Pixxie StixxMr. Bill & Au5 - Shlappy ++=Sp0ka Feature & Guest Mix=++Sp0ka - DRTY (Original Mix) Super Smash Bros Brawl - Menu ThemeRay Volpe - By Your Side (CRAY Remix)Monxx - MR. WONKVincent - AlphaBoombox Cartel & QUIX - Supernatural (Panda Eyes Remix)Will Wylin - HaloKrimer - Rinse OutRickyxsan - SoCalGloominoti x stereoGO - PlummetSKisM & Trampa - Black Hole (IOZE Bootleg) Polymath - Fragile Breaks (Africa Remix)Tchami - SIAW (Original Mix)VONGLOE - Break DownJewels & Sparks - PhantomFalse Panic - Horizon (Twofold Remix) NONSENS - Sabotag Creation vs. Nostalgia - Final BattleJackal - IceHalf Empty - Happiness in Self Self Destruction Liquid Stranger & Excision - Get to the Point (Cyberoptics Remix) KTRL - Guess Who (A Boy & A Girl Remix) Slander - Dead (NIGHTMARE Remix)Getter - StompChris Bushell & Holly - DOTSFalse Panic - Horizon (Spag Heddy Remix) Astronaut & Barely Alive - Some Kind of MonsterMurda - THE WATERMARK SONGPsycaudio - Behemoth =+END OF TRANSMISSION+= Download Here!

The Drop 220 (feat. Beats Antique)

The drop

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2016 90:43

1. Drake – Forever (Hearts Remix)2. CRVE U – Please Don't Go3. NGHTMRE & Boombox Cartel – Aftershock4. NYMZ & Chris Bushnell – Back Way5. Big Tymers – Still Fly (Lemi Vice & Action Jackson Remix)6. SMiTHMUSiX feat. Alyshah – Summertime Fling7. Marshmello – Alone (MRVLZ Remix)w/ Marshmello – Alone (Todd Helder Remix)8. Bastille – Good Grief (Don Diablo Remix)9. Martin Gutierrez & RetroVision – Back In Your Heart10. Treovr – Sequence11. Apashe & RIOT – Fire Inside12. Botnek – ID13. Liquid Stranger vs. Mayor Apeshit – Weather Change (Rise At Night Remix)w/ Nom De Strip & Hatiras – Nippleodeonw/ Soul Surgery – Hater Blockers14. Bro Safari & Boombox Cartel – Flip (Crankdat Re-Crank)15. DISKORD – Out There16. WarpleX – Freak Out17. Cobalt – Mephedron18. Matoma & Astrid S – Running Out (KREAM Remix)19. Rob Thomas – Pieces (Sam Feldt Remix)20. Chris Poirier – Rainbow Shake21. Au5 feat. Keeley - Serenata

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334 [IR] ICEMOON [RIVAL]

DJ ICEMOON | The Beat Confusion - Live Mixtapes

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2016 70:42

..jounal memo posted 8 months ago.. Can’t stop watch back and see the cycle of 100(ref.234) flashback mirroring with serendipity the evolution of season 5 reflecting the jigsaw pieces one by one modified.. Some sort of type of mutation.. It’s impressive what human brain can do.. Dekku -Anxiety (Icemoon Live Rmx) heRobust Feat. Lis - Rain On Em (Icemoon Live Rmx) MoonBeat - Lullaby (Icemoon Live Rmx) Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (Dino Roc Trap Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Kris Rod feat. 2B - Broke Bitch (Icemoon Live Rmx) Notorious BIG - Notorious Thugs (YULTRON OG Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Peachey - Nine Dragons (Icemoon Live Rmx) Woolymammoth - CULT (Icemoon Live Rmx) XVII - Mercy Me II (Icemoon Live Rmx) Dope DOD - Ridiculous (Tha Trickaz Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Illenium - Chosen You (Icemoon Live Rmx) Skrillex - Ease My Mind (K-MAC Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Unity - Twerk In Da Club (Icemoon Live Rmx) Major Lazer - Hold The Line (Cosenza Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Aero Chord - Boundless (Icemoon Live Rmx) Cathode - Set You Free (Trance Trap)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Calvertron - iJammer (Icemoon Live Rmx) Atik - California (Icemoon Live Rmx) Wu - Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M (Green Lantern Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Diskord - Go Hard (Icemoon Live Rmx) Scady - BOOM (Icemoon Live Rmx) Banx & Ranx feat. Konshens - Anyweh (Icemoon Live Rmx) Etnik feat. Mykki Blanco - Unclassified (Icemoon Live Rmx) Totally Normal - Call It Mine (Icemoon Live Rmx) Black Boots - Tupac (Icemoon Live Rmx) Bobby Shmurda - Hot Nigga (Caked Up Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Cold Cue - Shake (VIP Mix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Fabian Mazur - Hippo (Dat Girl Got Booty)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Liquid Stranger feat. Jazzmin & The Ragga Twins - Play (Icemoon Live Rmx) Hugekilla & Cudy - Savage (Icemoon Live Rmx) LooKas - LoKo (Jai Wolf Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Moguai - ACIIID (Whiiite Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Nas - Made You Look (Aazar Edit)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Nino - Golden island (Icemoon Live Rmx) OAKLAND feat. Dj Mustard - Vell (Ash Riser Remix)(Icemoon Live Rmx) Tropkillaz & Snavs feat. Fatman Scoop - Here We Go Now (Icemoon Live Rmx) Vaski - Qua Cha (Icemoon Live Rmx) XXTRAKT & Bosey - MAC11 (Icemoon Live Rmx) LabRat - Hoodrat (Icemoon Live Rmx) Party Favor feat. Toy Connor - Sweat (Icemoon Live Rmx) UFO! - LIKE WHOA ((Icemoon Live Rmx) Valentino Khan - Make Some Noise (VIP)(Icemoon Live Rmx)

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DSZ#50… Go Mad Mega Mix…

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2015 166:27

Another chance to hear DSZ#50 from June 2012, as a precursor to DSZ#88, the last ever Dub Step Zone....... Go Mad Mega Mix...WithTracks by... Celt Islam, Dawoud Kringle, 303db, Myrkur, Liquid Stranger, Dawn Tawn Prince, Mimosa, Tafuri, The Secret Lemon Project, Sativa Soul, Victor Niglio, Fleck, Pisu, Wadadda, Secret Archives of the Vatican, Killahurtz, AltaZer, [...]

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DSZ#88… Time To Die…..

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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2015 140:59

Time To Die... the last ever Dub Step Zone .. with tracks by... DJ Shiro, NiT GriT, Quaro, Speciez, Secret Archives of the Vatican, ZaZeN, Korus, Spankbass, Master Bassers, Block Dodger, MC Nuclear, Snareophobe, Eva Lazarus, Lil' Rhys, Xenofish, Dubvirus, Digital Nottich, Thousand Yard Prayer, Kappasaur, Digital Tribe, Jean Paul Dub, Savaprod, Liquid Stranger, Glebstar, Sparxy, [...]

Evolcast Episode 009 - hosted by Gigantor

Evolcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2015 61:43

This is the ninth Evolcast episode, hosted by Gigantor. 01 - Bl4ck Owlz - Shut Your Eyes 02 - Phace - Bite The Edge 03 - Misanthrop - Capitalism 04 - 2DB - Check Out The Bounce 05 - Benny L - Chaser 06 - Liquid Stranger vs. Mayor Apeshit - Weather Change - Buku Remix 07 - JPhelpz - Trill 08 - Wacka Floka - Bust - produced by Mayhem and ColliPark 09 - Antiserum and Tha Trickaz - Boom 10 - RL Grime - Core - Infuze Remix vs. Evol Intent Reflip - Evolcast Edit 11 - Bl4ck Owlz - Boogie Balls 12 - Dizzy Bell - My Mind 13 - The Glitch Mob - Beauty Of The Unhidden Heart - Chrome Sparks Remix - Evolcast Edit 14 - Tourist feat. Josef Salvat and Nina - Holding On - Gigantor HighSpeed Edit 15 - Bluescreens - Clockaround 16 - Reso - The Blob 17 - Khronos - The Thing 18 - Skope - Break It Up 19 - Myselor - It Don't Mean A Thing - Disprove Remix 20 - AK1200 and NC17 - Understand 21 - Teddy Killerz - Teddynator 22 - Zardonic - Raise Hell - Evol Intent Remix 23 - Noisia - Banshee 24 - AnnGree - Space Dust 25 - Baz and Simplistix - Dropp The Bass - Jack The Ripper and M.A.M.F. Remix 26 - Current Value - Cotton Punch 27 - Subtension - Midnight Flush 28 - Bro Safari - Scumbag - Aero Chord Remix - Evolcast edit 29 - Rogue - Rattlesnake 30 - Mura Masa - Terrible Love feat. Denai Moore - Evolcast edit 31 - Lockjaw - Obsidian 32 - Evol Intent - Scavenger's Paradize 33 - Fonkah and Alerstorm - Afterdark Empire 34 - Evol Intent - The Muhfuckin' UHHH 35 - Jack U - To U - Space Laces DNB Edit 36 - NeonLight and Wintermute - Influx 37 - Rae Morris - Love Again - Rene LaVice's Ugly Remix - Evolcast Edit 38 - Spor - If You Cry 39 - Krakota - Ice Hands 40 - Nero - The Thrill - Porter Robinson Remix - Evolcast Edit 41 - Allied feat. NPhonix - Heliox 42 - The Force - 2 Worlds 43 - Snails and Antiserum - Wild - SAMPLR Edit 44 - Bl4ck Owlz - Brass Busters 45 - Getter - The Heat 46 - XXXX XXXXXX, XX XXXXXX XXXXX, XXXXXXXXXX and XXXX XXXXXX - COLLABAGEDDON PART I 47 - Teknian and ZeroZero - Ascension 48 - Erb n Dub and Skope feat. SMK - Pull It Back 49 - The Prototypes feat. Mad Hed City - Pop It Off Middle Of The Night EP - https://soundcloud.com/evolintent/sets/motn-remix-ep Under The Radar EP - https://soundcloud.com/evolintent/sets/under-the-radar-ep

DSZ#82… Parallel Dub…

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Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2015 36:13

Parallel Dub...with tracks by.... Jean Paul Dub, Glockwize, Liquid Stranger, Run DMC, ORBiTE, Psymbionic, Misael Gauna, Atomic Reactor, Iphaze, El Hajin. 00:00 New Step, by Jean Paul Dub. France. [Vaticaen] 03:25 Shake Down, by Glockwize. Ohio, USA. [Dubstep.net] 07:09 Crush Groovin, by Liquid Stranger vs Run DMC. Scottsdale, USA. [Soundcloud] 12:02 Parallels (ORBiTE Remix), by Psymbionic. Knivsta, [...]

iEDM Radio Episode 36

iEDM Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2015 52:24

1. Trolley Snatcha - Dubplate 2. Frim - Hi 3. Dub Loadz - Fight Music 4. Innit - Like a Boss 5. Lumberjvck - Mirk Wood 6. Must Die - Project Ghost 7. We Bang - OMG Aliens 8. Dodge and Fuski - Killer Bees 9. Yogi - Burial (Skrillex and Trollphace Remix) 10. Trolley Snatcha - Take It Back 11. Skrillex - Going Wild (We Bang Bootleg) 12. What So Not - Jaguar 13. Twine - Freakin Out 14. Antiserum and Mayhem - Trippy 15. Laxx - The Invisible 16. Tove Lo - Stay High (Keys and Krates Bootleg) 17. Aero Chord - Atomic 18. Must Die - Hell Cat (Snails Remix) 19. Borgore - Decisions (We Bang Bootleg) 20. Tioska - Kabuki VIP 21. Must Die - Gem Shards 22. Snails - Wild (Must Die Remix) 23. Krumm - Hang Loose (We Bang Remix) 24. We Bang - WoAh 25. Skrillex and Zomboy - Ragga Bomb 26. Aero Chord - Break Them 27. Hero Bust - Bring it Back 28. DJ Godfather - Booty Work 29. Knife Party - Boss Mode 30. ??? 31. Must Die - Imprint 32. Far East Movement - Bang it to the Curb 33. Aryay - Lawn Mower 34. Zak Leever - Satellite Mix 35. Don Kong - Focus 36. Drunk Girl - Back it Up 37. Foxsky - Rattle Snake Your everyday Bass Monsta and one of Los Angeles, CA most respected Dubstep/Trap/Drum and Bass/Bass Music producer and DJ. First signed to Play Me Records with his debut release "Smash the Floor" which topped Beatport's dubstep top ten charts at #1for 8 weeks as well as Beatport's and the only dubstep track to hit the overall genre charts at #32. The release entitled "Summer Smash" includes "Smash the Floor" featured on the infamous Paula Abdul's Live to dance as well as radio play on BBC Radio 1's Annie Mac Mash Up Mix show and Annie Nightingale's Radio 1 Breaks show, Skinz UK, DJ Hatcha's pure Dubstep Ministry of Sound, and many others also includes electro dubstep smasher "Skytop" crowning him Beatport's Breakthrough Artist of the 2010 in Dubstep. With over 60 plus Digital releases, a new era starts for We Bang in 2013, with releases on Mega Labels such as Dim Mak Records, SQE, Audioporn, Play Me Records, Ultragore, Funky Elements, Heavy Artillery, Cr2, Rat Records, Ministry of Sound and so many more We Bang is also an accomplished music engineer who is known for his quality Mastering skills and working with such labels and companies such as Audioporn, Audiophile Live, Funky Elements, Monster Headphones, Onstar, and more, he has had countless engineered tracks chart on Beatport. Playing alongside some of Dubstep's greatest DJs and Producers such as Skrillex, 12 Planet, Kill the Noize, Plastician, Downlink, Antiserum, Liquid Stranger, Vaski, Flinch, Mimosa, Cookie Monsta, AK1200, Diesel Boy, Sluggo, Bare, and many others, his skills behind the decks bring an incredible amount of energy and versatility that pleases any crowd who loves Bass Music. Facebook - We Bang Twitter - @WeBangMusic Soundcloud - We Bang

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Step the Drum

Echochamber

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2014 58:12

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DSZ#66… Dub 66…