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Big-Bang, Gang-Bang Theory: Part 2

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Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025


Penny and Raj bring Sheldon out into the World of Sex.By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes first time & group sex)Raj & Penny shared two bottles of wine and commiserated over their disappointing love lives. The evening led to a bedroom romp with Sheldon hearing every sound from his bedroom. He complained to Amy, in an online chat, but he was clueless of just how smitten his libido was, and he was being further drawn in to the unfolding sex scene.Raj scooted up on the bed and Penny rested her beautiful head on his dark skinned chest. He looked over in the mirror and he felt his cock stiffen again.“What a sight to see, Penny's flushed face & long straight flaxen blonde hair covered half of my bare bronzed chest,” Raj said proudly, as he had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.He leaned down and planted a soft kiss on the top of her head.She smiled up at him and covered his mouth with her own and it was a tender kiss. Slowly tongues came out and danced from one mouth to the other. As the kiss grew more passionate, Penny's hand drifted down and she gripped Raj's cock in her long slim fingers. She stroked it up and down and when Raj rolled over on top of her she guided his thick, stiff cock to the entrance to her waiting pussy."Oh god, yes Raj, fuck my little pussy! Fuck it deep, yes, oh god yes, deeper, faster, faster. Oh my god you feel so fucking good in my cunt Raj!"Raj picked up the pace and now totally buried in her tight pussy, he fought hard not to cum too soon in this incredible pussy. He changed pace and slid from up and down, to side to side and it brought Penny to yet another orgasmPenny was constantly yelling out for Raj to fuck her harder and faster and Sheldon couldn't take any more of that yelling. He climbed out his window onto the wide concrete ledge and over to Leonard's window. He was about to knock on the pane of glass when he stopped and stared, open-mouthed, at the scene on Leonard's bed. Suddenly as Penny rode cowgirl on Raj's shaft, Sheldon felt a stirring in his loins and he could feel his long thick cock growing in his pajamas.Raj had rolled Penny over and she was now on top of Raj's dark muscular body. Her long slim thighs were clutching at his waist and she as she rose and fell, Sheldon's watched from just next to the headboard, as Raj's thick shiny, cum coated cock driving in and out of Penny's foaming pussy.Her eyes were closed as her large tits bounced and swayed up and down and from side to side. Sheldon let out a tiny gasp when he saw Raj's hands come up and began to maul those two gorgeous mounds of flesh.She was nearing yet another orgasm as her head tossed about, her long silky blonde hair flew about her upper body making her look ever-more desirable.Without noticing what he was going, Sheldon's cock had popped out of his pajama bottoms and was standing straight out. Kneeling tall, He continued to watch Penny and Raj fuck and his hand came down and began stroking his huge cock. His hand slid up and down at lightning speed as Penny slammed her lush body down faster and faster on Raj's cock.Suddenly Penny stiffened and she yelled out; Oh yes! Raj, fill my aching cunt with your cum, shoot it deep and fill my womb with your hot Indian cum!"When Sheldon saw and heard this, he lost it too; and started shooting his heavy load all over Leonard's bedroom window. He let out a loud deep grunt, and when he did, Penny and Raj quickly looked at the window.Penny yelled out; "What the fuck, Sheldon!" She suddenly stopped talking when her eyes took in the huge piece of meat in Sheldon's hand."Get your ass in here, Sheldon! You could fall and kill yourself," she ordered.He was totally flustered, but managed to stuff his semi-erect cock back in his pajamas, and opening the window, climbed in and just stood there staring at the naked couple, still connected by Raj's stiff pole,"Uh sorry, Penny, but I never seen two people having coitus before.""My god, Sheldon, you just came all over the window watching Raj and me. Can't you call it what it is, We were fucking! We're going to start again and if you drop those pajama bottoms and come over here, maybe I'll suck your cock while Raj fucks me again!""Oh no, Penny, I couldn't do that!"He ran to the door and opened it, but didn't leave. He just stood there while Penny rolled halfway off of Raj and lifting her upper thigh flashed Sheldon her oozing pussy and Raj's thick cock covered in his and her cum juices. She reached down to Raj's semi-flaccid cock and stroked it several times, it came back to life. "My god, Raj, don't you ever quit?" Penny declared with delight.He smiled; "With a woman as beautiful and as sexy as you are, it isn't hard staying hard!""Ah ha, I get it, staying hard, good one Raj. Now stuff that fucking cock back in my pussy and fuck me good and hard from behind. After seeing Sheldon's huge cock, it got me all hot and horny again!" Penny was on hands and knees while Raj pivoted around her ass and penetrated. His long arms reached forward to grab her pendulous swaying tits.Sheldon just stood there near the open door, not knowing what to do, but as Penny started moaning and watching Raj play with her firm tits, his cock started to betray him again and it was soon making a large tent out of his pajama bottoms."Come on Sheldon; get your ass over to the edge of the bed on my side!"Reluctantly, he slowly slipped over to the bed and he jumped half a foot when Penny suddenly reached out and yanked his pants down."Oh my god, Sheldon, you're fucking huge!"He giggled; Well Penny, they make everything bigger in East Texas, bazinga!"Raj continued to slide in and out of Penny's pussy from behind as she reached out and began stroking Sheldon's cock. Without a doubt it had to be perhaps twelve inches, and when she wrapped her hand around it, her fingers didn't touch. She wanted desperately to shove that monster in her mouth, but was afraid he'd rip her tonsils out. She leaned forward and ran her tongue around and around the huge mushroom-like head and it jumped. A drop of pre-cum oozed out.Penny greedily lapped the drop up, and it excited her even more. Opening her mouth, her lips stretched to the max, she was able to take about five inches in before he hit the back of her throat. She pulled her mouth off his cock and she was drooling all over his cock. She swiped the huge piece of meat across her lips and cheek; "Oh my god, Sheldon; with a cock this big, why the fuck aren't you using it. I know several women who would die to get their lips and pussies wrapped around it!""Sorry, Penny; that consists of touching and you know how much I hate having anyone touching me!""Ah ha, Sheldon; it looks like I'm touching you right now and you seem to like it!""Penny, don't confuse me. I know what I said and I know that what you are doing feels different, but I'm still not convinced it's what I want.""Well Sheldon, let me convince you! Oh god, Raj; yes just like that, fuck me slow and deep while I get Sheldon all hot and bothered!"She shook her long blonde hair and it swayed back and forth across Sheldon's stiff cock. Her hand slid slowly up and down the thick shaft and her mouth followed. Her tongue swiped up and down the shaft several times and when she lifted her mouth his entire cock was shiny and dripping with her saliva. She continued to stroke the shaft and as Raj picked up the pace, fucking her from behind, so did Penny, stroking Sheldon's cock."Oh Penny, what are you doing to me! I feel like my insides are being torn out, I don't like that!"She giggled; "Just you wait, sweetie; when you cum you're going to feel completely different!"She picked up the pace and so did Raj; and soon all three of them were groaning.Sheldon was first; "Oh my, I know what you mean now, Penny! With that he started cumming, he came buckets, covering Penny's face, chest and arm.This triggered an orgasm in her loins and as she covered Raj's cock with her hot cum, he also let go, filling Penny's hot cunt with his creamy Indian cum.Sheldon, unable to stand; pushed Penny further back on the bed and collapsed besides her.Penny draped an arm across Sheldon, her large stiff nipples tits pressed against his back and he snuggled with his back towards her. "Ah look Raj, Sheldon's maintaining human contact!"Sheldon turned his head; "Well okay, Penny; but no kissing, I don't like kissing, too many germs!"Let me get this straight Sheldon, I can put your cock in my mouth and suck you off where you pee from, but you won't kiss me?"That's right, Missy; especially after you had my penis in your mouth!""Before the night is over Sheldon, I guarantee I'll have you eating my pussy!" Penny rolled to her back, pulling Sheldon with her. Raj, having spent another load in Penny's luscious cunt, had laid his back down on her other side.He shook his head; "Oh, I doubt that!"Just then, Amy Farrah Fowler came rushing into the open room and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw  the gloriously naked Penny laid out between equally naked men; stroking both Raj's cum coated cock and Sheldon's monstrous cock."Oh my, Bestie; what are you doing to my boyfriend?"Sheldon jumped up, his cock bobbing up and down making Amy let out a; "Woo!""I am not your boyfriend, Amy. I am a boy and you are my friend, but I am not your boyfriend!"Penny looked up at him; "Really, Sheldon; that's all you can say to Amy now? I'm here, naked; stroking your cock and all you can say is Amy isn't your girlfriend!"Amy looked down at Sheldon's huge cock and looking over at Raj took a deep breath; "Woo!"Sheldon looked at her; "Amy, what are you doing here at this hour?""Sheldon, we were communicating about all the noise Penny and Raj were making, and suddenly you went off the grid. I got concerned and rushed over to see if you were alright."Penny sat up, her large tits stared directly at Amy; "Ah, Sheldon, see she was concerned, that's what a girlfriend does!""Once again she is my friend and she is a girl, but she is not my girlfriend!"Raj knelt up and reaching out took a hold of Amy's hand; "Amy Farrah Fowler, would you like to join us?"She licked her lips and stared at his large swollen cock totally covered in Penny's pussy juices; "Woo!"Raj slid to the edge of the bed and took her large handbag and placed it on the floor. He reached up and removed her large rimmed glasses; "I always wondered how you looked under these glasses. Just as I suspected, your eyes are very pretty."Raj reached up and undid the large clasp holding her long dark brown hair back. He combed his fingers through it and draped it over her shoulders. "See Amy you already look very appealing!"He slowly unbuttoned her sweater and began on her high collared blouse. Leaning forward he placed tiny kisses on her neck and as her blouse came unbuttoned his face followed the open blouse, placing tiny kisses down her chest.Amy's breathing was becoming more labored as Raj slipped the blouse and sweater off her shoulders and it fell to the floor. She was wearing a simple cotton bra and Raj quickly unhooked that and drawing it off her shoulders was pleasantly surprised on just how full and firm her tits were. These twin beauties were kept locked up and covered for way too long. Her nipples were teardrop and her areoles were a bright pink. They were just a bit more than a handful, but a good B size Raj thought.Raj leaned forward and took one upturned nipple in-between his dark lips and drawing it into his mouth he lapped at it with his tongue.Amy let out another; "Woo, Woo, Woo!" She crushed his face against her tit and he continued his assault on first one and then the other tit.Penny climbed out of the bed and headed for the bathroom to clean-up and get ready for the next round of fucking, at least she hoped for another round, she was still horny and watching Raj and Amy got her turned on again.Back in the bedroom, Raj now had Amy on her back and had removed her thick corduroy skirt. He pulled at her thick black tights and they came off, along with her cotton panties.Once again Raj was pleasantly surprised by Amy full, but shapely legs. They were in no way in the same class as Penny's but for the dumpy looking nerd, now naked before him, she looked rather appealing. One obstacle was her rather large growth of hair around her pussyRaj ran his fingers through her thick growth and finding her wet lips slipped a finger into her pussy.Amy once again let out a burst of Woo's and rolled her head from side to side on the bed.Penny came back into the room, once again looking like a million bucks, her make-up repaired and her hair once again brushed, looking as sexy as ever. Slipped onto the bed and took a spot between Amy and Sheldon."Oh Amy, you are just going to love the way Raj eats pussy. I think it's that Indian in him and all that Karma Sutra crap!"Raj looked up at Penny; "Oh Penny I think that is racist, but thank you!" He lowered his mouth and fishing through all that hair found her pussy. Spreading her lips he dove in and within seconds had Amy squirming and panting her way towards her first orgasm produced by someone other than herself.Penny watched Raj bringing Amy to her first real orgasm, her hand found Sheldon's stiff cock. She pushed his hand away as he was stroking his cock watching Raj eating Amy; "So Sheldon, are you ready for some pussy eating?""Oh no Penny, there is no way I'm putting my mouth down there where you go pee pee!"She laughed; "I guarantee before the night is over we will have you eating pussy!""I don't think so! Just look at Raj, his entire face is covered in her pee pee!""Sheldon, you didn't read the book Leonard and I gave you, did you? That isn't pee, it's her pussy juices, bluntly put, her cum!""Oh my, see your promiscuity does make you an expert on something!""Hey!""Penny it's a complement, take it that way! My lord there is no pleasing you is there?""Oh yes there is Sheldon. Are you ready to please me again?" She lowered her mouth and took the head of his cock into her mouth."Oh lord!" Sheldon threw his head back and now, for the first time began to play with her hair with one hand and his other hand reached down and cupped her tit.Amy now had Raj on his back and she tried to mimic Penny as she began sucking on Raj's cock.Soon the room was filled with both Raj and Sheldon moaning and groaning as they both raced towards another orgasm.On in the hallway Bernadette was knocking on Penny's door, but got no answer. Just then Leonard and Priya came up the stairs. Seeing Bernadette, Leonard spoke up; "Hi Bernadette, I got a text earlier from Raj saying Penny was in our place. Would you like to come in and see?"Speaking out in Howard's mother's voice said; "What do you think Leonard? Why would I come this far and not come over across the hall to find out?""Wow, Bernadette, where is this all coming from?"Back in her normal voice said; "I'm sorry Leonard, Howard and I just had another fight about Glenn and his huge, you know what!""That's okay Bernadette, come on in and let's see if Penny is here, okay?"She nodded and followed Priya and Leonard into the apartment. The living room was empty, but they all heard noises coming from down the hall.The three of them headed down the hall, past the bathroom and Sheldon's room and just before they entered Leonard's bedroom they heard Sheldon say; "Oh yes Penny suck my big cock nice and deep!"They burst into the room and Raj and Sheldon were nearly prone on the bed with both of their bellies and crotches covered with dark brown and blonde hair. They both had their eyes closed as Amy and Penny bobbed up and down on their stiff cocksLeonard cleared his throat and Sheldon and Raj opened their eyes. Neither Amy nor Penny heard them as they continued to suck and swallow their big shafts.Raj spoke up; "Oh hi Leonard, sis, Bernadette! Look Leonard, Amy and Penny are giving us blowjobs!""I can see that Raj, but why?""Who knows, but why fight it. I can't decide who the better cock sucker is. Penny is more experienced and really knows how to get a guy off, but Amy is inexperienced and is very enthusiastic! I know Penny fucks great, but haven't tried Amy yet to compare!"Leonard was getting upset; "You Fucked Penny?"Raj was smiling from ear to ear; "twice and I even came in her pussy once!"Priya was getting upset; "Why are you getting upset Leonard? Penny isn't your girlfriend any longer, I am, well at least I was!""It's just he's banging her in My bed Priya!""Oh so it's okay for you to, as you would say, Bang me, in Raj's bed, but he can't bang Penny in your bed?"In a quiet voice he said; "Well yeah!""Wrong answer there Leonard. She walked over to the edge of the bed and looked down at Sheldon from a better angle; "Oh my god Penny, that cock is unbelievable!"Penny popped her mouth off of it, saliva was dripping from her bee stung lips; "I know, isn't it incredible. It's such a shame that this huge cock is attached to such a crazy person.Sheldon looked down at the two completely different women; "Hey Penny, I resent that, I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."Priya could feel her pussy begin to moisten; "Penny do you mind if I tried some of that?""No Priya give it your best shot. I was getting a little tired anyways. That cock is so thick; my jaw was starting to ache a little bit.""No problem Penny, knowing the Karma Sutra and things like that, in India we practice on large vegetables and even sacred cows to take large cocks down out tiny throats."Penny looked at Leonard, her eyes went wide and she mouthed the word "Wow!"Penny moved aside and bumped into Amy who was now on her back.Raj was between her thighs and just about to enter her cum covered cunt. The thick growth of hair was matted down with Raj's saliva and her own juices.Her legs came up and wrapped around Raj's dark muscled back and as he entered her, her mouth came open and a loud moan escaped; "Oh Penny I know why you fuck all those men, it is fantastic!""Hey, I don't fuck a lot of guys!""Yeah sure Bestie, keep telling yourself that! Now swing that pussy over here and let me lick you while Raj has his way with me!"Penny was shocked and a bolt of excitement coursed through her body at the same time. Without thinking it out she threw one shapely thigh over Amy's head and felt Amy's hands grab her hips and pull her down to her mouth.Penny let out a loud groan and squeezing her own tits, rolling her pussy up and down Amy's face.On the other side of the bed Priya had her pants off and knelt over Sheldon, her dark blue satin blouse was open and Sheldon was running his hands up and down her back urging her on as she licked and teased his cock.Priya rose up and tossed her blouse aside and her tight, petite dark body was hovering over that huge cock, dressed in a skimpy matching pair of black lace bra and panties.Leonard stood off to the side, he had removed his shirt and pants and his cock pushed against the silky boxers Priya had brought for him. He dropped his shorts and kicked them aside and as he stroked his cock, his eyes darted from Penny who was nearing an orgasm from Amy's tongue and then looking at his gorgeous dark haired beauty, stroking his so called best buddy and roommate, Sheldon.All of a sudden Bernadette came into view. She stepped in-between the bed and Leonard and taking a couple of short steps backwards came in contact with Leonard's sizeable cock. It bumped rather hard against her ample ass and she quickly pushed harder against him.Without thinking he wrapped his arms around her and drew her tightly against his body.Bernadette let out a squeal and began humping away at Leonard's cock.His hands came up and cupped her huge tits through her sweater and dress. His head came down and began to ravish her neck and ear.Bernadette went wild. She ripped off her sweater and tossed it aside. She took a couple of steps forward and placed her hands on the edge of the bed. Turning towards Leonard her mouth covered his. They swapped spit as his hands took fistfuls if her wavy long blonde hair and kissed her wildly.Breaking the kiss she groaned into his mouth; "Leonard, pull up my dress and fuck me. Fuck me doggy and fuck me good and hard. I need a cock in me that's bigger than my big toe!"Leonard could not believe how lucky he was. He had second thoughts about fucking Howard's fiancée but when she bent over the bed and threw her full skirt up and he stared at her gorgeous butt. Those short, but shapely legs were encased in opaque dark brown stocking that ended at mid-thigh and were held up by black garters, he threw all caution to the wind and pulling her lacy white panties to one side leaned forward and parting her tight lipped pussy, slipped his cock into her.In the Mrs. Wolowitz voice she screamed out; Come on Leonard, shove that big prick of yours in the blonde Catholic girl! Fuck me good and hard, make me cum like I need so bad to do. Oh fuck, watching Priya and Sheldon go at it is making me so fucking horny. I can't believe Amy is eating Penny! I want to try that next."Leonard held onto her garters as he pulled her against him as he drove forward.Bernie threw her head back, her long golden blonde curls danced on her shoulders and down her back.Leonard gathered her silky hair in his hands and pulling on them pulled her harder against him. He turned her head and shoved his tongue halfway into her mouth as she met his and kissed him back. Her glasses fell off and he stopped as he looked into her eyes; "My god Bernadette, your eyes are gorgeous! I never realized just how green and alluring they are!""Thank you Leonard, Howard never noticed them and it pisses me off, he's such a putz! Now stop talking, and start fucking the Catholic girl!"Leonard started off slow, sliding in and out of Bernadette's tight, wet pussy. He slowly picked up the pace and soon was slapping his sweaty skin against her thick thighs and she was moaning constantly. He reached up and, unzipping the back of her dress, drew it off her shoulders and down about her waist.Penny stared at Bernadette's huge tits; "My god Bernadette, why do you always hide those gorgeous tits of yours? If I had tits like that I'd always be showing them off!"Sheldon scoffed; "What do you mean Penny, you aren't hardly half that big and you are always flashing them at Leonard!""I do not!" the aspiring actress protested.Priya responded, pulling Sheldon's cock from her mouth; "Oh yes you do!""Do not!"Raj, Amy, and Bernadette all responded; "Yes you do!""Oh shut up, and just; shut up!" In a whispered Penny replied; "Do not!"Leonard just nodded as he continued fucking Bernadette from behind; "I don't mind, Penny, brings back more great mammaries!"Sheldon scoffed again; "Sarcasm, right?"In a long voice Leonard responded; "Right!"Raj pulled out of Amy's well fucked cunt and his cock was coated in her thick creamy cum.Bernadette stared at it as Leonard continued to fuck her and she had a strong urge to suck Amy's cum from Raj's stiff cock.Leonard slowed his inward strokes and reaching down began to wiggle her dress back and forth on her ample hips. As it slipped free he briefly pulled out of her and slid the dress to her knees, where she quickly discarded the dress from her legs.Leonard drew her panties off, now giving him freer access to her dripping pussy. He slipped back into her pussy and began pounding her faster and deeper. He reached up and gripped at the bra, unhooking it, it fell from her body and he immediately replaced the bra cups with his hands. Leonard began mauling her huge tits and it sent Bernadette over the top as she started cumming all over his invading cock.:"Oh yes, Leonard; fuck me, fuck me good and hard,” Bernadette bellowed like a wild woman. “Oh fuck! I just love having my big titties played with, it makes me cum so much faster!"When she finally stopped cumming, Leonard pulled his cum coated cock from her pussy. It made a slurping, sucking sound from the intense suction his cock had caused.Bernadette moaned in frustration; "Oh please Leonard, don't stop. Oh fuck, I want to cum again!"The buxom petite let out a loud scream and giggled when Leonard suddenly flipped her over and with her ass sitting on the edge of the bed; he threw her stocking clad legs over his shoulders and buried his face in her foaming pussy. He latched onto her pussy and she let out a loud growl.Penny laughed; "Oh my god, Bernadette, you are in for a treat! Leonard has to be the best pussy-eater I've ever been with!"Sheldon laughed; "Wow, Leonard, that's saying something seeing just how many men Penny has been with!""Hey!", Penny protested."Bazinga!"To be continued in part 3.By baranbrat for Literotica

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The Great Red Coat of Father Christmas: Part 1

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024


Father Christmas enjoys a loving neighborhood couple.Based on a post by Drmaxc. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories. Father Christmas' Great Red Coat: A seasonal fantasy Malcolm Butteridge stood in the bathroom of his flat, looking at himself in the mirror. His twinkling blue eyes looked back at him beneath shaggy white eyebrows. He broke into a smile and shook his head. His large white beard moved with it and the light caught and flashed off his spectacles. If he was to don a long red coat with hood and a pair of wellies and step out into the night on Christmas Eve, and the snow, then any child still up, perhaps looking out of the window for reindeer and sleigh, would point wide-eyed at him. He really was the perfect image of Father Christmas (or 'Santa' as seemed to have become the popular term, brought over from the States yet, of course, going back to St. Nicholas and so on). But Malcolm had no long red coat, nor even that modern shorty red and white jacket with trousers - which just did not have the gravitas of the long coat. In fact, he was standing in his bathroom wearing nothing at all. No disguising that white hair was not just to his hair, eyebrows and beard but extended to his chest and, yes, his lamb's wool white pubic curls. Father Christmas with no clothes on and, Malcolm was pleased to see, even feel, a fairly firm erection.'Sit on my knee little lady. 18 years old, are you? Not so little then! Good grades in college, I hope? Now what would you like Santa to bring you?''A nice big cock please, Father Christmas. I want an orgasm and cum as white as your beard.''Plenty of cum, little lady?''Oh yes, Santa, lots, and lots, please. I like cum!'Malcom had a big sack, tucked just below his erection, with a couple of large 'presents' in them, but he was not sure that would be enough. It would be a job for the elves as well: all their ball sacks too! Malcolm found the idea pleasing; the young coed and all that elf-cum, white as snow. He reached and stroked his erection. Even at seventy-five Malcolm liked a good wank with his rather large cock. He liked to read a good bed-time story or even look at a picture book. His big fleshy bag of presents swung with the action.His flat was warm. He had long ago dispensed with pajamas, even bright red ones with white trim, and teeth brushed, and hair and beard combed, he walked from bathroom to bedroom. Hall and bedroom were in darkness. The electric light was not on. There was a reason for that, and it was not simply that once in bed he did not like to get up again to turn the lights off; the reason was rather more interesting. Sometimes, just sometimes, he was able to see into his neighbors' bedroom and not only did Malcolm enjoy a good story or picture book or two, but he liked a bit of a stage show.Sylvie and Elvin were a nice couple. Ever so nice. Friendly and obliging. Might they be shocked to know that beyond sometimes getting groceries and doing other little helpful jobs for Malcolm Butteridge they also provided sexual stimulation and the opportunity for a very nice cum?Perhaps it was because his flat was some way away, perhaps they just did not think Malcolm would use binoculars, but Sylvie and Elvin were not very good at drawing their blinds. Perhaps it was because their bedroom window, or the main one, was in the sloping ceiling of their much-modernized house. It afforded a remarkable view to Malcolm and his strong binoculars. He saw a view of their bed, somewhat from above, and even into the doorway of their bathroom, plus a great deal of the bathroom besides. Some days Sylvie would drift from the bathroom into the bedroom in pajamas or nightie. Other times,And it was not as if Malcolm became all embarrassed or disappointed when Elvin walked from the bathroom naked. Malcolm could appreciate the male body as well. Especially when, Indeed!And there Elvin now was, visible to Malcolm's binoculars. Not a stitch upon him, standing in the doorway of the bathroom with his cock hanging and the young man clearly rather damp from his bath. What a lovely little cock the young man had in its bed of curls. Malcolm imagined reaching out and stroking it. In the glass of his binoculars, it all seemed as if in reach. Curling under penis and balls and holding it in his hand before gently stroking it into tumescence; all delightful five inches of it. Malcolm had seen it before, knew how big it grew. It was not that big. His tongue rolled around his lips touching his moustache and beard. He would like to suck that. It was the right size for sucking, unlike his own rather big cock. It would also be rather nice to rub against his own, perhaps hold them both together in his big fist and stroke. One great big one and one not so very big; firm against each other, being moved in unison.Or, and this was what he really would like to do, ease his big knob into young Sylvie whilst Elvin was already lodged in her ass. Malcolm had never done that; not to Sylvie or, indeed, any other woman. He had always wanted to try double penetration. Not Sylvie's ass for him. Too big for that, he was sure, too big for Elvin's as well! Well, the privilege of age perhaps to take the primary orifice. He would take the front seat and Elvin the back! If only.Malcolm's very large penis strained, and he felt the glass cold against his knob.Joy! There was Sylvie's ass in his binoculars, the one which would be far too tight for his knob. Not too tight to stroke his cock up her ass crack, though, and feel her rubbery but too small anus against his knob. She had come into view and was embracing her man. Malcolm lowered his binoculars and admired Sylvie's ass center stage before raising them again for the detail. She had two delightfully plump and curving cheeks, two perfect dimples above her crack and the divide running down to, yes, he could see curls peeking out between her thighs, they were not exactly squeezed together. He could not see her ass hole, hidden between those two squeezed together cheeks. Malcom did not think his penis would fit, was sure it would not - but that did not mean he did not fancy trying, poking his cock between those cheeks at her little brown star. Malcolm stared, imagining, his cock in his hand and his loose skin sliding over his knob and against the cold window glass. He pulled back exposing the whole cock to the night, the flared corona and the dark purple band as his helmet curved down and then out and around under to the shaft. Convex and then concave, an ogee shape. Perhaps he could push into Sylvie just a little way and squirt!His teeth appeared in a wide smile as he watched Elvin's fingers reach around and clasp Sylvie's twin cheeks. He had before imagined Elvin and Sylvie with headphones and him issuing instructions by radio; him telling them what to do in their bedroom and on their bed. It was a nice idea. Would they, or at least some other couple, like that? Being instructed how to perform sexual acts, placing themselves under another's control. Not even someone in the bedroom, not even being able to see that other person but knowing he could see them as his disembodied voice spoke in their ears. Perhaps a willing cuckold being the observer and controller, actually telling his friend what to do with his wife, telling his wife to suck his friend. Telling his friend when to put it in.Would Elvin do it? Would Elvin pull Sylvie's cheeks apart and expose her anus? What was this? Yes! Malcolm watched with undisguised pleasure as Elvin's knob appeared between Sylvie's thighs. Elvin had erected up and along Sylvie's sex and if not poking right out from her cheeks, his knob was most definitely there. And then Elvin did just what Malcolm wanted; very much as if Elvin did indeed have an earpiece and an instruction had whispered, perhaps a little hoarsely, in his ear. He did indeed pull Sylvie's cheeks apart and there it was so clearly; Sylvie's brown star and, below it, very close, Elvin's swollen knob. Malcolm's tongue came through his lips imagining licking both together, male knob and female anus both fresh from the bath. Up and down, up and down.Against the cold glass of Malcolm's window pre-cum was being smeared by his rubbing cock.Little did Sylvie know just what was revealed to the old man across the lawn and car park. Little did she know he knew by sight every inch of her body; even that particular inch of her body, her ass hole. Nor would she have thought the lovely old man with his ridiculous 'Father Christmas' hair and beard would so love to have entered, perhaps only part penetrated, her ass and released his stuff there. And other places of course. Malcolm would very much have liked to come all over her breasts, filled her mouth with his creamy cum or, of course, managed to get his large cock up into her, probably, rather tight vagina, perhaps after Elvin had helpfully 'eased' it for him.The knob was withdrawn, and Sylvie eased herself around her man who was rather blocking the doorway to the bathroom. In so doing Malcolm could clearly see the change that had come over Elvin. The soft little cock now stood right up. Five inches of real man. He rather hoped Sylvie would kneel down and suck. He liked to see that, liked to imagine Sylvie sucking his own. He was not sure it would fit in her mouth; she might have to merely lick. Elvin seemed to have a very much larger mouth. Perhaps he might like to suck instead, whilst Malcolm watched Sylvie suck Elvin's dick.For a few moments Sylvie was out of sight, perhaps having a little wee in the bathroom, perhaps brushing her hair, perhaps brushing her teeth, perhaps fitting on a strap-on's harness ready to take Elvin from behind. What a thought! Even better if he, Malcolm, could come up behind Sylvie and fuck her as she did it. She in Elvin, he in her.For a few moments it was just Elvin and he standing there. In reality a long way apart and, of course, Elvin had absolutely no idea his exposed erection was being voyeuristically admired; had no idea at all what his neighbor, that so very nice, jolly old boy with the snow-white hair and red cheeks was imagining doing; had no idea what it might feel like to have a very substantial cock pressed hard against his own and for it to rub. Malcolm, though, was imagining just that, and Elvin's penis would be a lot warmer than the, admittedly double glazed, glass he was pressing against; two cocks firm in his fist as he rubbed.Elvin was a good-looking young man with his fair hair, blue eyes, and white skin. Quite a Nordic looking young man, which contrasted nicely with Sylvie's dark hair and browner skin. He was standing directly facing Malcolm so there was no difficulty on Malcolm's part imagining them together, cock to cock. Firm rubbery cock, to firm rubbery cock.The moment passed and Sylvie came back, or at least into the doorway. She stood behind Elvin, reaching around and stroking his erection with her hand. Lovely to have a woman's fur pressed against your ass cheeks, hard nipples pushing into your back and your cock being gently pulled by her hand; Malcolm would have liked that too. Or to stand behind Sylvie, his large penis right up her ass crack, his body pressed into hers and his hand reaching around both her and Elvin to stroke Elvin's cock as if it was really Sylvie's!The amorous couple moved to the bed. Not for a simple cuddle, that was not their style. It was clearly an adventurous marriage. The Karma Sutra and perhaps other instruction and ideas books clearly upon their bookshelf. Elvin lay down and Sylvie got astride him, not on her knees but upon her feet standing on the bed above him. Malcolm was puzzled, but more than a little interested in what would happen. A lovely view of the naked Sylvie from her head to her toes, beneath her Elvin, his feet crossed, and his erection lying up his stomach. Elvin reached up with his left hand to her knee, perhaps to steady Sylvie, and then raised his other hand up between her spread thighs. Malcolm watched with delight as Elvin very clearly began to masturbate his girl, his fingers poking up into her and around her sex. Elvin would have an excellent view of what he was doing, be able to see all of Sylvie's folds and places.Presumably that was why the light was still on. That was certainly more than a help to Malcom too. He could see much and, without harm to them, enjoy borrowed sex, his hand and their exhibition. He was certainly stroking, covering, and uncovering the swollen helmet of his cock.Not only was Elvin's fingers up beyond the fine dark triangle at the center of Sylvie's hips but she was moving them from side to side rhythmically, almost belly dancer like,whilst with both hand she held and played with her two not inconsiderable breasts. There was no weakening of Elvin's erection despite it lying there untouched. Had Malcolm been there in the room it would not have been just lying there. He would have held and stroked, most likely sucked. A nice mouth sized cock, not too large. Malcolm stroked with enthusiasm. He would love to measure his against Elvin's, not that his would not be the winner, by a considerable margin, but so good to feel another's firmness. And then, of course, fuck Sylvie - together.Simply superb to watch Elvin's hand work. He had pulled thumb and all but his forefinger back and was now raising and lowering his finger up into his girl and then down again. So much the motion of sexual intercourse but done with a comparatively thin digit, not a long, thick, and potent cock. Elvin's cock, to be fair, was considerably bigger than his right forefinger but nothing on Malcolm's. He looked down but could barely make it out in the darkness. What would Sylvie make of that if presented to her! Would she not like to be fucked by that? Fucked by Father Christmas' cock.What a lovely shape to her body. Malcom so admired the splay of her hips, her firm but not overlarge thighs, the narrowing at her tummy and her delightful little hidden tummy button and then up to her substantial breasts. Very much a woman and just the sort of woman he would like to fill with his sperm and not spatter the cold glass of his window, as seemed more than likely to follow. Suck Elvin to a conclusion and then fuck Sylvie to his own conclusion. Very nice!Malcolm raised his other hand to steady the binoculars and, also, to prevent him over stroking his cock. Lovely to watch Elvin's hand and fingers moving between the girl's thighs. Up and down. He was not surprised to see the girl move; was not surprised when she settled astride Elvin's face. She would have found that very ticklish had it been Malcolm's face, but Elvin was clean shaven with not so much as a moustache. With Malcolm it would have been a meeting of white hair and black, a mingling of white and black curls as his tongue licked away, penetrating her and no doubt his lips then sucking upon her little button. That, presumably, was just what Elvin was doing.A lovely thing to do, and how Malcolm would have loved to have been in their bedroom with them, by invitation of course, but with Sylvie's sex engaged upon Elvin's face there was not so much of Sylvie to play with, had he been there. But Elvin's penis was untouched. Hidden now behind Sylvie, Malcolm could not see it from his vantage point-- and nor could Elvin. That pleased Malcolm, it gave him ideas. He had a 'thing' about men's penises and him stroking or sucking them, without their knowledge! Not that a man would not know if his penis was being stroked or sucked but the idea that got Malcolm, and he had had plenty of time to think upon it, was of sucking when the man did not know it was another man but thought it his woman or a woman. Best if the man would be appalled at the idea, yet ideally Malcolm bringing the man off unaware. Elvin might be a little surprised to feel another mouth upon his cock whilst tonguing Sylvie.Of course, had Sylvie been the other way around then Elvin would still have been unseeing due to her thighs clamped around his face, but she could have sucked on Elvin as Elvin tongued her, moreover she could have handed Elvin's nice little cock over to Malcolm. He imagined himself creeping, Father Christmas like, into the bedroom at Sylvie's beckoning. Elvin being quite unaware it was not Sylvie now stroking his cock, that it was not Sylvie sucking his knob, not Sylvie fondling his balls, even tickling his little ass hole, nor Sylvie swallowing his spurting, hot cum. A little secret between Father Christmas and herself.The idea was a frequent visitor to Malcolm's head when in bed and when young Elvin and Sylvie did not perform live for his benefit in their bedroom. Malcolm had seen on the 'Net' the idea of the 'milking table,' a massage table with a strategic hole to drop one's penis through, somewhat strangely so the masseuse could suck and make the penis ejaculate whilst the man lay flat upon his stomach. A slightly odd idea because most men would surely be happy enough on their backs or even crouched on hands and knees so able to watch the pretty masseuse working his cock and making it ejaculate. Perhaps there was something more in it for the girl in having a cock disembodied from the man to play with. Nonetheless it seemed a popular idea and it gave the lovely idea, to Malcolm, of the masseuse under the table not alone but with him, and she taking a rest whilst he pretended to be her and played with the man's hanging cock. Even better with two men on side-by-side tables. Perhaps the men nervous of revealing their erections to each other, still less spurting in full view, how embarrassed they would be for the other to see their penis turgid, but happy to lower limp dicks through the holes and chat and joke together perhaps even with a towel nicely hiding each other's buttocks from the other whilst the incredibly beautiful masseuse played with their cocks under the adjoining tables, stroking and sucking them. Content to experience sexual bliss with the other but not having anything seen of their own erect penis, neither rising from the table until safely soft again after the sucking. One man shaking with pleasure whilst his is sucked and telling the other how good it is, little realizing it was Malcolm at work and not the pretty girl. Malcolm with a cock in each hand, big and chunky, his lips around one full knob whilst sliding the foreskin over the other, and why not, the lovely masseuse sucking Malcolm's knob! Of course, the men might feel his beard! 'Just my hair,' she might say, raising her lips from Malcolm's cock. And, after it all, the girl eventually rising with cum upon her lips from under the table, neither man knowing if it was the others, but it being neither, it actually being Malcolm's! All their pent up cum instead in his stomach.Malcolm licked his lips. How good it would be to suck Sylvie's delightful folds and then Elvin's hard cock. Perhaps lick them both together as they fucked. His lips and face intimate with their genitalia, encouraging both into orgasm. He wanked away at his thoughts and the view over the way and through the couple's bedroom window.The ejaculation from Malcolm's penis, when it finally came, was incredibly strong and satisfying. Malcolm had been storing it up for days - that seemed to be the right way to go at his age. He still took an interest in sex most days, but without allowing the final physical act. Edging but not cumming. This one was quite a gusher, it was a pity Sylvie was not there to witness it, or indeed Elvin. A comparison of ejaculations. Malcolm was sure his would be the more prolific. Certainly, from what he had seen through his binoculars he came the better. He had watched Sylvie's hand bring Elvin off before, indeed with Sylvie away, Malcolm had watched Elvin bring himself off more than a few times. He had seen Elvin's penis cumming by Elvin's own hand, and very nice it was too. Plentiful, nonetheless, like his own.Malcolm did not draw the curtains but just climbed into bed, his penis still leaking as it subsided. He would clear up his window glass in the morning. He kept glass cleaner on hand, an unusual thing in a bedroom.Does a voyeur really wish to participate? Or is the pleasure simply in the watching? The safety of observation from a distance and not having to perform. Faced with the reality, the invitation to join in, would many voyeurs find themselves not up to the challenge, their penises failing to rise, not maintaining 'wood', or simply falling away too soon and unfulfilled. Would the reality of the invitation, please do intrude, be too much of a shock? Fantasy easier to cope with than reality.Malcom awoke from sweet dreams and drew his curtains, not to open but to close them. A voyeur does not perhaps wish to be seen! And he was naked. Despite retirement he still undertook some work, and this year, as last, he had indeed been employed in a role suitable to his appearance, Father Christmas at the local department store. Very much a seasonal job. And he did not need to wear a false beard!Let us not imagine Malcom was some creepy old man taking sexual pleasure in having children sit upon his knee. No, absolutely not. Young women maybe, quite a different matter and, almost certainly, he would relish that; but what young mother did that and sit upon his knee? Young men would not go amiss either. Malcolm could certainly imagine fine young men upon his knee - and did.His twinkling and roving eye certainly took in the young mothers, and he stored the memory for 'bedtime' when he could imagine a scene somewhat different from the 'Santa's Grotto' made of tinsel, crepe paper and papier mache at the local department store. His thoughts took him to a rather more realistic grotto or even a cabin away in the wilds of Lapland or somewhere. A snowy landscape through the window and him sitting on a firm wooden chair with a fire burning merrily in the grate. Upon his knee a pretty young woman, maybe a young mother, maybe a pregnant young mother, Malcom rather liked their rounded tummies and what it implied they had been up to. Perhaps getting each to tell him, uncle like, all about it, the impregnation as, maybe, he stroked their 'bump'.Naked, well why not, or at least a pretty light dress with little underneath, the young ass warm upon his knee."And what would you like as a present for Christmas?""A nice dildo please. My boyfriend just doesn't satisfy me."How good to produce one from his sack, despite the wrapping paper its shape obvious. "You can unwrap it now."The girl tearing at the paper, opening the wrapping at the knob end, and then drawing the pretty paper down as if it was a foreskin. Malcolm liked to imagine the dildo as very realistic. Just the sort of cock he would like to hold and play with."It looks a bit big, May I try?"Just the sort of words Malcolm liked to hear, well he had put them in her mouth!The delightful fantasy would go on.Malcolm bathed and breakfasted and got ready to head for the store. A nine to five job which he was very pleased with. It was a pleasant way to spend a day, giving joy to all those children and he had a nice and easy patter. He was very happy in his work. The more so when he discovered who his new assistant, his 'elf' was; the previous girl had been OK but had another rather better paid job to go to and he knew the store had found a replacement. What he had not expected was it to be the girl he had been watching through binoculars the night before, a girl he had seen in her entirety many, many times, a girl whose boyfriend's hand he had watched busy in her sex, the girl he had ejaculated to, very considerably ejaculated the night before, it was Sylvie.Sylvie was less surprised to see him. Malcolm, after all, was perfect for the role, not that Sylvie with her small frame did not fit the popular conception of an elf. Sylvie had rather more on than she had had the night before. She was not just coming out of her bathroom. Already dressed in costume, a nice little green pinafore long dress with a red shirt underneath. Long red socks. She had put her hair into pigtails and a bright red woolly bobble hat surmounted her head. It was all rather pleasing, certainly to a rather randy old gentleman like Malcom.Dressed in his long red, white faux fur edged coat and black shiny boots Malcolm sat upon his 'throne.' He started the day with the hood up as the 'management' expected but that soon came down. The store was not so much warm as hot, certainly in the 'grotto.' Malcolm had quickly realized that wearing trousers, shirt and even jumper underneath was not a good idea. Not one bit. He had become steadily less dressed beneath the great red coat as the days had progressed. Somewhat unusual perhaps but are not ladies near as naked under a dress, so it was hardly different, really. His coat so long there was not a risk of bare knees showing. It was comfortable.Sylvie was really good with the mums and dads and children. Perhaps particularly good with the dads. The day went like clockwork, and everyone was happy. Nice too, to eat lunch in the staff canteen with Sylvie. Great amusement always with the shop assistants and office staff having Father Christmas and his elf waiting at the servery with their trays. So enjoyable to talk to Sylvie.It was a few days later, right at the end of the day when the managing director came into the grotto to talk to Malcolm. His approach very much management by walking around. He was effective. Sylvie edged away leaving the two men talking. The manager was pleased and talked for some time.It was not quite like a theatre at the store, but Malcolm did have a dressing room. The building old and with rather a lot of spare space behind the retail areas. Father Christmas' dressing room came complete with a shower, which was rather good at the end of a hot day. Malcolm walked back to his room from his talk with the MD. His hand reached and turned the door handle and he saw what, in reality he had seen many times before, though Sylvie was not, most certainly not, to know that. It was a rather lovely, brown skinned elf presented to his eyes. Obviously, an elf because of the long red socks reaching to her knees but absolutely nothing else. Sylvie without clothes, Sylvie turning in shock but not before Malcolm had seen and admired, as he often did, her lovely ass.She turned hurriedly so her ass was not on view, a hand reached down and covered her fur whilst another came up to cover breasts.Malcolm was not in the wrong changing room."I, I was just going to borrow the shower. I thought you'd be ages yet and I locked the door." It was not, of course, her changing room. She was not to know the lock did not work. Malcolm stepped through the door and closed it hurriedly so that no one passing could see in. He turned deliberately away from Sylvie towards the door."Oh dear, Sylvie, that's a bit of a shock for an old man! Go on, have your shower. I'm so sorry your changing room doesn't have a shower.""I'm going out this evening, straight from the shop, I thought."&

Straight With No Chaser Radio Podcast
Episode 6 - Karma Sutra Nights Presents: You Should Come Through Tonight?

Straight With No Chaser Radio Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 163:27


Welcome to my Karma Sutra Nights, where nothing is off-limits. There is no telling where we're going to go, what are we gonna do, what we're gonna explore, how things are going to turn out, and when things are gonna happen. All I will tell you is a lot of fun, intimacy, sensuality, sexuality, excitement, pleasure, catering to, and a whole full experience. This episode is all about how can I get you to come and go with me, Come Away with Me, come to my crib, or me coming to your crib. This episode is all about the word enticement. Because when you're trying to get somebody to do something, you're either gonna have to manipulate, entice, convince, or give the person or reason to want to do what you want them to do, and go where you want them to go. Not alone get them to do things the way you want them to do it. This is definitely gonna be a fun for me. I will see you at 9 o'clock Eastern standard time.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/you-are-what-you-consume-podcast--5314327/support.

Hotwife Podcast
What is Tantric Sex?

Hotwife Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 26:41


What is Tantric sex? Not sure, neither are we. We look up some definitions on AI and try to make sense of it. We then try to see if Tantric and Karma Sutra are the same. Again we go to AI to get some answers.

ExplicitNovels
Ariella At College: Part 5

ExplicitNovels

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024


The Seduction of Dr. Adolphus Snake.by jane700bond, Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Partly with seduction in mind, Peggy suggested to the Dean of Students, that Sue should be sent off to breakfast and that she should go with him up to the senior rooms looking for clues. Always willing to oblige his favourites, Snake agreed and teacher and prefect followed the route taken by George the previous night.Snake did not often traipse up the female dorm staircase as, in his less-experienced days, as house master, he occasionally found himself in an embarrassing situation with the appearance of an unexpectedly nude female form displaying itself in the most surprizing places.Little did he imagine that his female pupils actually planned this to ensure that Snake would be persuaded to avoid the gals' quarters and so they could get on with life in peace. At the same time, many of them also quite fancied the tall dark man and sometimes displayed their nakedness before him for the thrill of a dare. This could be quite a turn-on both for the gals themselves as well as for the House Master, who would pretend shock and surprise. as the sap rose rapidly in his dick.Even as Snake followed Peggy up the stone stairway, yesterday's events during Necromancy were gnawing at him. He was certain that Lucille had put him under a spell. He was also certain that his memory of most of the lesson had been somehow erased and he was not comfortable with this thought. However, there had been no complaints about his behaviour from the headmaster, so he thought the perpetrators also had a strong reason for keeping concealed. He wondered about blackmail, but thought he could deal with any attempt at that!But now, as he traipsed up the stairs after Peggy, the mystery of his cumming all over Lucille in the classroom was finally put out of his mind. Principally this was because Snake was enjoying the sight of Peggy's swaying hips as she swung up the spiral stairs above him. Peggy's white socks and her gorgeous legs disappeared up into the hidden mysteries of her plaid skirt. He began to feel a thrill and stiffening of emerging desire as he imagined undressing the pretty lass, to reveal her virginal breasts, and to kiss and suck their hardening nipples.Voices were heard ahead of them and around the corner came Sabrina and Priti. Snake could only stare - what had happened to the young ladies? They were changed, they were still small and dark, but something was very different. They were smiling for a start and was that laughter in their eyes? They looked almost pretty! Almost not the same lasses who had sat dully in the classroom yesterday."Great class yesterday, sir!” called out Priti. “We're definitely cumming again next week!”“Yeah! Sir, we keep cumming, thinking about it!” shouted Sabrina over-loudly with a laugh.The stairs were narrow and having let Peggy past, the two gals stood two steps above Snake and blocked his way. “Fancy a quickie Sir?” said Priti and lifted the front of her skirt to reveal a naked pubis. She licked her forefinger and rubbed it deliberately up and down her slit right in front of Snakes face. He gulped and froze to the spot as Priti swayed her hips as she played with herself in front of his unbelieving eyes, slowly parting her naked cunt. He was speechless and felt a hot flush on his face.Sabrina took a step down to stand one step above him and cupped Snake's balls with one hand. “Wow, Priti, I think he's got a boner.”“He's certainly very wooden!” laughed the petite Priti. She also came down the step and deliberately ground her exposed her pubis into Snake's hard groin as he stood motionless in shock.Then with a great giggle, the two gals suddenly abandoned their taunting and rushed on past him, soon disappearing down around the next corner. Snake stared after them, his mind in a whirl and breathing heavily.Innocent Peggy had halted just above and realised that Snake was frozen to the spot. She took the teacher by the arm and pulled him up the remaining stairs to where her study was. “In here sir.” she motioned and led him into the room she shared with Sue.Snake sat on her bed and let his shoulders hunch and dropped his head into his hands in an expression of despair. She tried to talk to him, but he just sat there and just shook his head slowly. So, Peggy climbed up on the bed behind the teacher and began to massage his shoulders.Without resistance from the Dean of Students, Peggy set to work on his knotted muscles of his back and neck, loosening them with firm but delicate fingers. Gradually, she undid the upper buttons on his shirt and as she did this, she also deftly undid the buttons of her own blouse and the buckle of her skirt.The teacher seemed to be in a black funk, ignoring Peggy's gently probing fingers. Unseen by the unseeing Snake, she removed her bra and gently pressed and rubbed her modest breasts into his back, using them to massage below Snake's shoulder blades. Her tender hands now wandered around to Snakes hairy chest where she found the man's small nipples and gently tweaked them. This shocked Snake from his misery and he lifted his head in surprise. “Peggy! What are you doing?”The coed, realising that she had moments to capture him before he ran away, nimbly removed her loosened kilt and climbed onto the man, swinging a leg around the front of his neck so she was sat on his shoulders.Her panties showed the wet line of her sex juices and she pressed it against his mouth. “DADA, take me!” she whispered into his ear, breathing hot and heavily before starting to lick his ear and press herself harder onto his mouth.Snake tried to resist. “I can't!” he said, mouth pushed against the thin damp cloth that hid her widening cunt lips, but her she held him tight to her with her strong young legs crossed behind his neck.“My reputation!” He said as he took in the deep and erotic smell of her young cunt juices.Peggy's tongue pressed hotly into his ear and whispered “You haven't got a reputation; yet sir! Let's see if we can create one worthy of the DADA, formerly of Slither-in!” She pulled her panties to one side exposing her vulva to his lips.Helpless, Snake's tongue emerged and engaged tentatively with Peggy's hot and moist slit. A shudder of desire went through him as he tenuously worked the tip of his tongue slowly up and down the slit as the cunt lips gradually blossomed open like a fabulous flower, overpowering his reticence with their arousing perfume.This was better than his dreams! For the first time ever, as  Dean of Students, Snake was being seduced by one of his pupils and now, resistance gone, with enthusiasm he delved deep into Peggy's divine love tunnel, all thoughts of Georgy-Porgy, Lucille, Priti and Sabrina forgotten.At this point Ariella had been skipping down the stairs from her top of the tower eyrie, planning to collect Peggy on the way to breakfast. Without a thought, she opened the door to Peggy and Sue's room and stood stock still at the sight of her best friend's naked body wrapped around Snake's head. “Sir!” she ejaculated “What are you doing to Peggy!”Snake shot up off the bed standing to his full six foot three inches, but Peggy remained firmly on his shoulders with her cunt pressed to his mouth. “Hi Ariella!” she called innocently “Mmm! Dr. Snake is not really doing anything to me and that's the problem. Is there any chance you could please just drop DADA's trousers? I can't reach from here.”As she entered the room, Snake the immediately felt the effect of Ariella's sex goddess glamour on his already excited manhood and Peggy also flushed with increased excitement at her presence.Ariella firmly shut the door to the study and, always willing to oblige her best friend and having been very inquisitive herself about Snake's manhood, Ariella moved forwards to undo Snake's trousers and free the wooden snake from his pants. Suddenly she remembered Lucille's spell and with wand out incanted “Pantus expeliamus.” The trousers flew away in an instance and eight inches of oaken cobra bounced out eagerly in front of her. “Wow!” Ariella said as she unnecessarily prolonged her view of the king of snakes and gave it an experimental tug.“It's mine!” shouted Peggy and the like a gymnast, she loosened her arms from around Snake's neck and slowly rolled herself backwards down his body her mouth eagerly seeking the erect cock. Snake for his part, not actually believing what was happening, used his hands to cup Peggy's soft breasts and hold her too him as his tongue flitted up and down her slit and his dark shaven chin rubbed roughly against her exposed clit.Peggy found the cock with her free hands and she gave a sigh as her mouth closed around its bulbous head. She wasn't sure if this particular position was in the Karma Sutra, but she didn't care about technicalities as the teacher now tongue-fucked her wickedly, while his hands engaged with her delicate and beautiful nipples which became ever more erect, hard and sensitive.Ariella was rapidly getting turned on by the sight of her friend's naked body hanging upside-down clasped by the breasts to Snake's front while she gobbled his cock. She noticed that Peggy's damp and flimsy panties were in the way of Snake's ever more adventurous tongue and tried a variation of the spell she had just used.“Knickerus expeliamus!” she called out and magically the offending articles flew away, landing on Ariella's face, forcing her to take a deep breath of the arousing aroma of her best friend's sex juices.Removing Peggy's knickers from her face, Ariella came closer to Peggy's upside-down body and, given Snake's height, her mouth was level with Peggy's hard chocolate nipples. Resisting no longer she took one in her mouth, tasting the tangy sweetness of Peggy's skin, her tongue flicking the tip and then her teeth gently nipping the alluring treat.Feeling her own excitement rising, Ariella then looked up to where Snake eagerly drove his tongue into Peggy's vagina and wanted to join in. Taking her magic wand, she pointed it at her feet and incanted “Flugit levioso”.The spell made her rise a few inches into the air until her face was level with Snake's. She lent in and her tongue joined Snake's in diving ever deeper into the blossoming vagina. Peggy moaned and then thrust one of her hands between Ariella's legs to find her friend's hot and moist slit. She used her thumb to push the front of the lass's panties aside and pushed her hand in and her thumb upwards into the hot expanding hole of her love-tube.As Ariella felt her cunt lips part willingly to her friend's caress, her excited tongue moved forward and into Snake's mouth and they kissed deeply, sharing Peggy's juices as the babe sucked deeply on Snake's cock. Grabbing Ariella 's wand with her free hand Peggy removed her thumb and started to fuck Ariella with the wand instead Peggy whispered a spell and ambient magic coursed up its length making it vibrate and making Ariella gasp in wanton desire.Snake started to bend and unbend his knees and Peggy found his shaft enthusiastically thrusting in and out of her eager mouth as he went up and down. However, the blood was really rushing to her head and reluctantly, she uncrossed her legs from around Snake's head and with Ariella's help she lowered her legs to the floor without ever taking her mouth off his cock. He stood there tongue deep in Ariella's mouth as Peggy knelt in front of him taking the urgent thrusts of his cock deep into her throat.Ariella's magic wand stayed put in her vagina, working on its own now to deliver sensuous pleasure to its student owner. She went and lay down on Sue's bed as she discovered that her wand had a mind of its own and she let out gasps of ecstasy as bolts of magic coursed deep inside her as the wand thrust itself in and out by its own volition. Ariella discovered that her magic wand was the most incredible sensitive sex toy. She knew she must get the spell from Peggy.What else can I say about the seduction of Snake by the innocent Peggy? I could describe how Peggy lent forward over her desk, tits pressed hard into a grimoire, while Snake took her from behind with fast urgent thrusts. I could possibly describe how he lay on the bed and Peggy straddled him and offered her beautiful nipples to his eager mouth. I might tell you about how the rhythm of Snake fucking Peggy went from urgent to gentle and back to urgent again as her juices flowed freely increasing the sensitivity of both. I could describe how Snake thrust deep inside Peggy as she lay back, legs wide open and begged him for more. I might describe the clenching of Peggy's vaginal muscles around Snake's weapon as she frantically rubbed her clit to orgasm. I might even describe the smile on Peggy's face as Snake withdrew urgently from her cunt and sprayed creamy white jizz over her beautiful breasts before collapsing beside her on the bed while Ariella well-lubricated magic wand gave a final bolt of magic to make her cum in a flashing orgasm too.Happy and satisfied with Snake lying at her side, Peggy used her fingers to collect the each slippery strand of sperm from her nipples and slowly bring it, like melted Mozzarella, to her mouth. She made a show of how delicious it was to Snake, as she licked each morsel and smiled wickedly at him before calling Ariella to join them and sharing it in deep spermy kisses with her best friend.Peggy had fulfilled her ambition and seduced her DADA and had enjoyed the best fuck of her life. Ariella was also happy for Peggy and she was more than happy to have discovered the sex magic of her wand - what was the spell Peggy used? Snake was happy as he realised it was on the start of the first term of the year and dreamt about more adventures with his two pretty and perfect prefects.Lying naked together the tall teacher and his two favourite pupils were rudely brought back to reality as the college bell rang for the start of lessons and a loud scream was heard from beyond the door.It was at this point that the house-elf, Gertrude, teleported into the room and stood staring at the two beautiful teen human gals as they slept peacefully with limbs entwined, skin still glistening with their cunt juices.Also about this time, Snake stopped fucking Priti and lifted the coed onto the bed besides Sabrina. Both gals sat side by side, with legs spread and glistening wet pussies. Like a man possessed he climbed onto the bed, his legs on either side of Sabrina's hips and presented his engorged snakehead first to the young lesbian breasts, smearing the nipples with Priti's juices and then to Sabrina's mouth.Despite the attractive aroma of Priti on Snake's dick, Sabrina kept her lips closed. She was not attracted to men, and was not a fan of hard boners.Snake rubbed her closed lips with his penis, his breath heavy and his heart pounding. Sabrina was the more attractive of the two and is his current state, enchanted by Ariella's sex charm, he really wanted to fuck her silly. He lowered his dick to her breasts and caressed them again gently with the bulbous head, making Sabrina gasp.Then Priti moved from her position and put one hand between Sabrina's legs and took a nipple in her mouth to suck. Sabrina gasped again and the ministrations from Priti started to work. Snake again presented his cock to Sabrina's mouth which involuntarily opened as she moaned as Priti rubbed her clit. Snake rubbed the cock across her now moist lips and they opened further to reveal firmly closed pearly white teeth. He now rubbed the teeth as Priti worked her magic and with a final gasp Sabrina opened her mouth and licked the tip of Snakes penis which was again oozing precum. Then as her own excitement mounted, she opened her mouth fully and took in a good few inches of the monstrous boner and started working on it roughly, making Snake wince.In moments Priti was beside her and they worked on the teacher's cock together, sliding their mouths along its length and then kissing each other deeply as they came to the tip. Snake was finding this too exciting and he still wanted his cock inside the lesbian Sabrina. Moving backwards, he stood on the floor between Sabrina's legs and lay forward and covered her naked body, his hands and tongue fondling and suckling her delicious breasts. As he did this, he knelt and move his cock towards his final goal, the wet and sopping cunt that had never had a cock inside.As if hiding what Snake was trying to do, Priti turned and presented her cunt to Sabrina's eager mouth which engaged willingly with her cunt and clit.Snake raised himself from Sabrina's now wet and aroused breasts and started to kiss Priti deeply as his cock moved resolutely towards Sabrina's sacred place. He gently rubbed the coed's engorged clit with the tip and Sabrina wriggled with mounting excitement. Then just as carefully, he moved his dick up and down the length of Sabrina's slit, massaging it as Priti started on her clit.After some minutes of patient work, Snake found the widening hole and pushed gently, the vagina expanding gradually to let him in and then he was there thrusting into the 18-year-old's cunt with long slow thrusts. He felt Sabrina's muscles tighten around him and they got into rhythm, all the time Sabrina working her tongue on Priti and Priti played with her clit and cunt lips and Snake's snake moved slowly in and out.Sabrina who by this time was enjoying the thrusting cock as she made love to Priti, began to whimper and moan and the thrusts became more urgent until with a scream and a cackle Sabrina came in a double orgasm, she finger-fucked Priti as the orgasm spread through her and Priti also screamed as an orgasm hit her.Snake withdrew before he came inside Sabrina and Priti slid down next to her friend, her arm around the shoulder of the other lass. Their lips met and mouths opened as a shower of cum was released by Snake straight into their faces and dripping down onto their tits. The chicks kissed deeply then eagerly licked the sperm from each other's faces before kissing again. Then they started on each other's breasts, sucking sperm of each other's nipples and then sharing it again in wet spermy kisses.Snake was becoming aroused again at this too erotic sight and grabbing and lifting the petite Priti as if she were a sack of apples, he plunged into her doggy style, while she lay on top of Sabrina. Sabrina squirmed revealing to him her still open cunt and pulling out of Priti, he dived into Sabrina once more and then went from one babe's cunt to the other until finally he spasmed sperm into Priti's love hole all and all three collapsed in a heap.After a few minutes as they slowly disentangled their sweaty bodies the door of the bedroom swung open and a voice said in shock “Dr. Snake!”After breakfast, humungously-well-hung Henry decided he ought to visit the college infirmary to see how George was coming along. They weren't exactly best mates, but they did share a room and Henry felt a sense of responsibility for him. He was also fascinated to discover what had happened to him, especially if there was some sort of monster roaming the Slither-in tower.He duly turned up and entered the infirmary quietly, so as not to disturb the patient. On the left as he entered, was Madame Priscilla-Cane's office which had a window to allow her to see out into the corridor and the ward. It was curtained, but there was a significant gap.Henry failed to walk past the window, instead he stopped dead. What brought him to a halt was the sight of Madame who lounged back in her chair, her eyes closed, apparently oblivious to her visitor, and anything else for that matter. Her left hand plunged deeply into her décolletage, massaging her enormous right breast while, with her skirt lifted, her right hand was working her sparking magic wand up and down her naked slit. Henry felt a sudden hardening under his kilt and, as Madame freed her right breast from its imprisoning bra, exposing an enormous engorged nipple, the hardening became 16 inches of rock-hard cock that lifted up the front of his kilt, exposing its bulbous head to the air in front of him.Madame pushed further back in her chair, the back tilting. She moved the thick end of her wand down her slit from clit to cunt lips and tentatively pushed it in with an audible groan. Fascinated, Henry watched as she pushed the wand in further and then slowly withdrew, it's end wet and glistening, before forcefully pushing it back in again. Madame whispered a spell and a great smile of pleasure lit up her features. Henry's hand went to his humongous boner and pulling back the foreskin, he started rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the magic wand as it slowly went in and came out covered with the nurse's cunt juices.Quietly, Henry eased open the office door and, dick pointing out like a spear in front of him, nervously got closer until the point that it made contact the nurse's exposed nipple. So involved with pleasuring herself, she appeared to be unconscious of his presence as he started a soft circular motion around the aureole, precum oozing onto the dark soft supple mound of her nipple. Madame, eyes still closed, groaned softly in as if dreaming some erotic fantasy. She took in a deep breath as the wand pushed its way deep into her wet vagina and she opened her mouth wide. Henry carefully moved his penis head towards her open lips and gently pushed the walrus tusk between her teeth. Still without opening her eyes, Madame started to lick the hot-end, and then opened her mouth wider to welcome Henry's monster as it gently slipped into the warm wet cavern. Her teeth pushed back the foreskin and Henry moaned.Meanwhile in the women's dormitory tower, following the scream in the corridor, Ariella, Peggy and Doctor Snake leapt guiltily from their love nest. The same thought ran through the heads of all three. Either rush out naked with wands raised, or delay and put clothes on first. Another scream and a cackle decided Peggy, who opened the door and shot out of the room with wand held high, her beautiful fit body fully exposed like this would have made many of the senior guys cum on the spot. Snake started to struggle into his clothes and Ariella dithered as she realized her wand was missing.Peggy's naked Amazon warrior charge came to a sudden halt as she discovered Priti and Sabrina at the top of the stairs doubled up with hysterical laughter. Priti was in tears as she exclaimed to Sabrina how funny Snake had been when she had exposed herself to him on the staircase and Sabrina cackled and screamed as she remembered grabbing his boner. Both gals screamed again holding onto each other and shaking with laughter at the memory.Sabrina was the first to realize that Peggy stood silently staring at them and tried to stop her wild cackling laugh. She really fancied pretty petite Peggy and now clocked with relish those beautiful adolescent breasts with chocolate drop nipples. So delicious, so suckable!Then Priti noticed Snake through the open door struggling to pull up his pants and a naked Ariella searching distractedly for her missing wand. Priti screamed again with laughter and shouted loudly "You've been fucking that fucking sneaky Snake, you fucking whores!"Peggy, looked back and with a wave of her wand shut the door. At the same time, she turned her innocence glamour up to full heat. She put on her best college prefect voice and said firmly "What are you two doing screaming the place down?"Priti and Sabrina quietened down. "You and Ariella were fucking Snake, weren't you?" Priti asked suddenly uncertain."You imagined it. You've got filthy minds!" Peggy came back. "Doctor Snake was here investigating some strange goings-on up the tower last night, that is all. I saw you two on the stairs with Doctor Snake earlier, teasing him like that was abominable and, Sabrina, if you don't stop drooling over my breasts like a bitch on-heat, I'll put you both in detention!" She ended loudly.As the waves of Peggy's glamour rolled through the two chicks, they became more and more confused. Priti's thoughts were sort of "Peggy, fucking Snake? No, not possible. She's too innocent. She's a goody-goody two-shoes. We imagined it. No not possible."Sabrina was for the moment focusing how erotic Peggy's exposed nipples were and her thoughts of Snake started to fade from her mind.

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Ariella At College: Part 1

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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024


Snogwarts graduates become Students of Briarwood, then compete for Sex Goddess.by jane700bond. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Preface:While boarding school did a reasonable job of separating guys and gals, The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts could not stop us being normal horny teens and experimenting. They had separate single sex boarding houses, but this generally meant that, at night, gals would experiment with gals and guys would experiment with guys. Then they would experiment with the opposite sex in small forgotten rooms and outbuildings and in the woods and fields that surrounded the college.Ariella, a British gal aged 18, when this story starts, might appear to have more experience than would be otherwise expected. She is no virgin! This higher education academy further develops the craft of wizardry in areas of seduction and behavioral manipulation.The heroine is taught in the story, by the young teacher, Gabriella Peacock “The Sex Goddess awakens desires in others and lets them fulfill their own fantasies through her own vast appetite for sex. She does not enslave! She gives and takes pleasure and fun.”This adaptation is based on the script posted by Jane700bond.Part 1.The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts was the premier post-secondary college of wizardry in the world and it was seven years after Ariella Divine and her other 11-year-old contemporaries had first arrived at the enormous Snogwarts castle in the far north of Scotland. Now 18, they had started their first year and are to take their Advanced Level Wizarding exams. Being 18 gave them some privileges the younger students back at Snogwarts don't have. For example, she only had to share a room with one other dorm mate instead of five; and  like herself, all college students had their own set of bathrooms and showers. She had looked forward to coming back to Scotland after the long summer holiday and catching up with old friends and lovers. There were twelve pupils in the top year in Slither-in House that had survived the earlier years and advanced to The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts, six each of guys and galsAriella was universally acknowledged to have grown up to be beautiful. She was slim with black hair, stunning turquoise blue eyes and pale skin inherited from her Irish grandmother. As so often happens, she had grown during the long summer holidays. At 5 foot 7, she now stood a good bit taller, was rather more curvaceous and her breasts had filled out nicely.This latter bit of growing made her very happy as she had been rather flat chested until then, not really even an A cup and she hadn't worn bras. However, during this summer she was sure she could tell that her breasts had grown more each night of the holiday and she would experiment with them in front of the mirror before breakfast. Finally, in late August she achieved an ambition, to be able to play with her nipples with her own tongue. Soon, she thought, she would be able to suck her own teats!She deliberately dressed in a short-cut tee-shirt that was straining at the front as she wanted to show off her new weapons of sexual mass destruction. She appreciated the admiring glances from the people she passed in the street and in one or two cases, where she fancied the looker, returned the glance with a mischievous smile before she moved on. She had also noticed, the more her tits filled out, the more randy she was becoming!One adventurous day, late in the holiday, she had decided to go and look for some new bras that would fit her fast maturing body. This was to be her first proper bra fitting and Ariella was a little nervous about what was involved. Walking into the lingerie shop she noticed a rather stern woman behind the till and a much younger assistant with a nice face who Ariella thought was rather lovely. Choosing to ignore the matron and talk to the gal instead, together they discussed potential styles and colours and then, finding the gal ever more attractive, Ariella shyly asked if she could have a proper fitting. Ariella was so glad it was the young woman and not the foreboding manager who was to help her in such a personal manner. Cheerily the gal called out to the manager what she had been asked to do and led Ariella to the back of the shop.They squeezed themselves together into a small fitting room and both gals seemed to appreciate the closeness that this entailed. Currently Ariella was braless and she was aware that her now rather prominent and hard nipples protruded through the cotton of her top. Rather nervously Ariella stripped off her tee-shirt to reveal her newly blossomed breasts and the gal stood for a moment apparently admiring them, but maybe “just sizing her up professionally”, Ariella thought.The young gal's tongue was peeking through her lips as she concentrated. The sight of it began to make Ariella feel a little horny, but she had a first got a real buzz of excitement when the clerk passed the tape measure around her back and then under her breasts, gently lifting them slightly with warm hands to get the tape underneath and to measure her chest properly. It was the first time anyone else had touched these new larger and rounder mounds and she was surprised at how sensitive they were.Then the clerk had really made her gasp as she lifted her breasts again and then moved the tape up and tightened it over Ariella's nipples, the shop clerk's face showed a knowing impish grin. They were alone together in the small fitting room close enough to hug and Ariella was certain the gal would love to play a much more dangerous game in the curtained square if she had dared. The clerk's tongue was sticking out through her lips again as, with great absorption, she put her nose an inch from Ariella's chest and then read out the measurement with a surprising huskiness in her voice: “34-inch C-cup, I think. Shall I go and get some for you to try on?”The gal rather slowly pulled the tape from Ariella's chest, brushing as if accidentally the aureoles and hardened nipples - there was so little room, and it was such an intimate role she played, it could have been and accident - not! Ariella felt a heat between her legs as the clerk swished through the curtain and disappeared leaving her standing alone, half naked. She wondered about how horny she had become over the last couple of months as new hormones cruised her body. She seemed to think about sex more and more every day, her mind imagining a whole Karma Sutra of different possibilities with both guys and gals.Humping her large teddy bear had been the first surprise, the coldness of its glass nose on her clit and the bears soft fur between her legs made her appreciate the old stuffed toy in a very different way than when she had been a child. Then there was the head of the power-shower - wow what did that do when she sprayed between her legs and soaped herself? Then she had experimented in the kitchen when her parents were out. Olive oil was good, but coconut oil was better, especially when used to lubricate the banana with which she tested the tightness of her love canal by slowly parting her cunt lips with the black tip and gently pushing it in. The thing really to avoid, she discovered to her cost, was chilli oil. She had had to sit crying in a cold bath for half an hour after trying that on her clit and was not going to forget the heat of that exceedingly hot burning and painful orgasm.Even though it was a warm late August day, Ariella felt goose-pimples rising on her bare skin, especially around her exposed nipples and she shivered. The gal was about Ariella's age, a little shorter, with her blonde hair tied tidily up in a ponytail. She had golden-brown eyes which seemed to look through Ariella and know her deepest desires.Ariella could tell the clerk was experienced in dealing with bras as her chest was front heavy and needed good support. It would have had a challenge getting that pair of whoppers through adolescence without a substantial investment in fitting sessions. She must have had a lot of fans at school! Now, in a low-cut white top the deep tight valley of her cleavage exuded sex-appeal and invited an investigation into the warm hidden depths of its crevasse. Ariella wondered at her size, “34D or, more probably, Double D?” she thought, but did not know the answer.The young woman's lips were full like Ariella's and she was wearing a fashionable scarlet lip-gloss. As she had turned to leave Ariella, could not help but clock her beautiful pert backside in tight-fitting leggings. Nice, she thought, and imagined for a moment cupping that ass, whilst grinding herself into the gal as they kissed deeply, fiery hot nipples rubbing together. The heat and moisture between Ariella's legs became more noticeable and she felt the blood rise to her cheeks.After a few minutes, the clerk came back with a pile of boxes. “Shall I help you try them on?” She asked innocently.Ariella nodded, being her first time at a bra fitting, she barely dared to think what helping might involve; just having the gal measuring her had been arousing enough!The first bra was rear fastening and she put her hands out in front of her, hovering inches above the tempting cleavage, as the clerk threaded the straps up over her arms and then carefully and gently lifted Ariella's breasts into the cups to make them comfortable. Ariella shuddered with a little gasp of pleasure as the hands slowly moulded her flesh into the right position. The gal then leaned forward putting her head over Ariella's shoulder so she could see to fasten the bra at the back. The movement forward pushed the gal's own breasts into Ariella's hands. As Ariella hastily moved her arms to the side, the gal lent further forward and her own young covered bosom created a firm contact with Ariella's increasingly hard and aroused exposed peaks. The clerk expertly did up the bra and held the embrace for a few moments longer than necessary before moving her chin slowly back over Ariella's shoulder. Very deliberately, she kept her chin in firm contact with Ariella's skin as she moved her head down over Ariella's chest. Finally, the gal stopped with her nose rested on the link between the two cups of Ariella's cleavage. Ariella stood there quietly, so close to the clerk that she could smell the sweetness of the gal's breath. In a sudden a state of anticipation and rising desire, Ariella's heart began to race.“I better test the tightness.” The clerk said with a gulp, moving back slightly and leaving a gap of air between their heaving bosoms. With an air of expert concentration, she inserted a finger of each hand under the left and right straps and tested the tension. Then she moved her fingers around to the front inside the bra's material. She stopped, rather unprofessionally, with a finger on each nipple, then slowly inserting her thumbs up inside the cups, she pinched the teats gently making Ariella even more aroused. “A bit tight.” She said loudly, as if to an audience beyond the curtain. “Shall we try the next cup size up?” Reluctantly, Ariella thought, the clerk removed one of her hands and put her finger to her lips whilst miming a warning at the curtain with her eyes.There was a rustle outside and an authoritative female voice asked “How are things going Emelia?”“OK Miss Havisham,” the newly named Emelia replied “we'll find the right fitting in a minute or two.”“Fine”, came the response “I'll be by the till if you need me.” Again a rustle and footsteps moved away.“I'm sorry,” whispered Emelia to Ariella, “but I'm going to have to behave!” As if to contradict herself, she hovered her mouth directly over Ariella's breasts as she seductively reached around and neatly undid the bra. As the breasts came free her sweet lips were apart and a drop of saliva escaped and slowly dropped onto Ariella's newly unconstrained left breast. The clerk stared at the glistening drop for a moment and then quickly darted forward and took Ariella's nipple in her mouth, at the same time she passionately began to play with the other nipple with her hand, rubbing the teat between her fingers. Ariella gasped and grasped Emelia 's ass, cheeks and ground her hot crotch into the hottie, hoping their now engorged clits would connect somehow through their thin summer clothes. Half-naked, Ariella had never felt so hot.After a little while and some heavy breathing, aloud Emelia said, as normally as she could, “Have you tried a front-fastening bra?” With which she pulled her own top downward and unfastened her own bra as if demonstrating how it worked. Ariella gazed with amazement at the grapefruit sized tits and dived forward to take one of Emelia 's amazing large brown nipples in her own mouth. In sudden desperation for sexual satisfaction, she thrust her hand down the front of Emelia 's leggings and with urgency found her way through the flimsy panties to Emelia 's hot, hot cunt lips and started massaging her sex.Another rustle outside and Ariella smiled mischievously at Emelia as she said loudly “I think front-fastening is much more convenient, but can I try the next size up?”“Yes of course, Miss.” Said Emelia and with Ariella's hand still rubbing hard inside her panties and desperately trying not to gasp or moan, she started rummaging loudly through the boxes. “Here we are! Try this one. This one is a Tee-Shirt bra, just great for what you're wearing.”With the looming presence outside, Emelia shrugged and grinning naughtily, carefully removed Ariella's hand from her damp cunt and putting it to her mouth, and briefly licked her own sex juices from the other gal's fingers. After one last desperate deep honey-flavoured kiss, Emelia straightened her clothes, handing Ariella the new bra and showed her how it fastened by demonstrating with her own. “That's perfect,” called Ariella, in a business-like voice, “I'll keep this one on and take those please.”Checking in the mirror she looked decent, Emelia turned to go through the curtain. Ariella, had a last feel of her new friend's backside, slipping her hand between her legs and feeling the dampness there for a few moments. Using her thumb, she found Emelia's hot cunt lips through the material, making Emelia gasp before she moved off through the curtain. A moment later a woman thrust her head through and asked if everything was satisfactory.“Excuse me,” said Ariella haughtily “but I'm dressing, do you mind!” The head withdrew with embarrassed rapidity and for a moment Ariella sat down with a sigh, her hand undoing the button and then going down into her shorts to find her firm, stiff clit crying out for satisfaction. After a moment or two she stood and started to pull on her tee-shirt, but her hand went down into the tight darkness again for a few more moments of pleasure. She was still playing with herself and had her back to the curtain when Emelia came in. The buxom woman stood pressing herself hard against Ariella's back and licked her ear as she breathed deeply. Ariella could only just cope with the hot breath and tickling tongue, but when Emilia's hand thrust down the front of her shorts to join her own, she nearly came. Emelia said aloud “Your bras miss.”She kissed Ariella on the back of the neck and passed over a piece of paper with her number on it. “Fancy a drink tonight?” She asked quietly and then slipped away. Ariella adjusted herself, then incredibly aware of the dampness between her legs and the smell of sex on her hand, she marched out past the manager into the sunlight.That night had been a great way to end the holiday. Emelia may have been a muggle, but she was a very sexy muggle and great fun to be with. After a short drink it was obvious that they couldn't wait to get back to exploring each other's bare barely adult bodies, so with sex hormones going wild in their 18-year-old brains they almost ran from the pub to Emelia's small flat and were soon tearing each other's clothes off to try and cool their heated naked skin.It was wonderful for Ariella to bury her head in Emelia's large beautiful breasts and suckle her until Emelia groaned with longing. They were the biggest pair Ariella had ever played with and she loved the soft bouncing flesh and dark firm nipples. Ariella thought it so good to have her cunt licked and her clit teased by a gal who seemed to have much more experience than her school friend paramours. Ariella loved Emelia sitting on her face whist she probed the gal's deep dark love tunnel with her tongue and gently nipping with her teeth.Sitting there, with Ariella's tongue licking deep inside her, Emelia then brought her clit to orgasm and let Ariella drink an eruption of honey juices when she came. Ariella had no idea that a gal could cum like that, but lapped up the nectar as Emelia bucked and shuddered in climax.Ariella's face was now soaking wet with Emelia's cum juices and this made her own need to cum even more urgent. Emelia's hot lubricated cunt slid easily over Ariella's breasts and stomach, leaving a snail-trail of sex juices and then Emelia turned around to kneel between Ariella's now spread-eagled legs. Emelia sucked Ariella's nipples while she fucked her with two fingers, ever enlarging her hot pink wet hole. Then finding the magic g-spot, and at the same time using her thumb on Ariella's clit, Emelia was able to bring Ariella to a simultaneous climax. Ariella screamed in pleasure as the orgasms made her entire body shudder and tingle; it was the best sex she had ever had … to date.The two gals spent the night together sometimes snoozing until one or the other, with exploring fingers, would arouse the other and they would start their love-making again discovering new delights. Finally, the dawn found them wrapped naked around each other in exhausted sleep.Now Ariella was at The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts, and a year of intrigue, magic and adventure was ahead of her and in Briarwood there was more chance of interesting sex than in any of the others. After her adventure with Emelia, Ariella thought if might be fun trying to win the role of Briarwood Sex Goddess and bring the poor reputation of Slither-in alumnae to new depths of depravity. Whilst an honour not recognised by the college officially, Sex Goddess was a title given to one of the babes of Briarwood each year and, in celebration of her newly awakened sex drive, Ariella thought of the excitement to be had on the way to be crowned.Slither-in was the naughty house at Snogwarts, where the virtuous and the boring where not welcome. Slither-in students were specially chosen by the Sorting Hat that magically recognised that they would grow up to be as randy as hell; the guys were filled with testosterone and the gals, nymphomaniacs. What could possibly go wrong in a boarding school house where the final year students where all full of new found magical powers and ready to experiment?Ariella had left the express train late in the afternoon and entered the Briarwood womens' dorm, an ancient edifice of towers and dungeons. She went immediately to the house notice board. Firstly, there was a notice about uniforms.·         “Because of the current warm weather, and to maintain a healthy well-ventilated body, kilts and cotton shirts or blouses are the order of the day until the weather cools. In true Scots fashion kilts will be worn commando style by students. By order: Snake, the new Dean of Students”.Because the college was also in the north of Scotland, both sexes had a kilt as part of their uniform. The guys wore a more heavily pleated style, whilst the gals were lighter and shorter. The order to wear kilts was quite usual in warm weather, but the order for commando style was normally just for the guys. Ariella was intrigued and thought the coolness it provided would be a welcome change from wearing knickers all the time. But uniforms weren't needed until the next day when lessons started.Ariella then looked to see who was sharing rooms with whom and was surprised to discover the name of her roommate was unknown to her. It was unusual for a new pupil to join in the final year. She went to the Dean of Students to ask who Lucille l'Astique was and where had she come from.Dr. Snake, who just joined the college faculty this fall semester, had come from the Slither-in House at Snogwarts. He already knew several of the college students from their younger days. He was also Master of Defense Against The Dark Arts (or DADA for short) and, as suited the position, was a tall dark saturnine figure, about thirty-five years old. He often frightened the pupils of the other houses with his dark humour and ferocious tongue, but he has a soft spot for his own students and after seven years Ariella was on good terms with him. She knocked and went into his office where Snake lounged in his office chair, feet up on the large red leather desk. He looked up as she came in and stared at Ariella with surprise, seeming to slowly take in how she had flowered over the summer, his eyes roving deliberately from her shapely legs, her firm bare midriff and then he her clocked her expanded bosom, straining in its tight short tee-shirt. After lingering thoughtfully for a moment his eyes finally came to rest on the stunning beauty of her face.Then slowly lifting himself languorously from his chair he approached with a wide smile. “Why Ariella,” he said, “you have grown both taller and considerably more beautiful over the holiday.” His six-foot three height always made her feel like the little girl she had been when she had first met him. Now he looked down on her with satisfaction as he took in her new shape, examining the newly formed breasts that pressed against the tight cotton of her top. The look he gave may have been entirely appropriate for the supposedly evil DADA Snake, Dean of Students, but was probably inappropriate for your average teacher.His hands motioned in front of her and for a moment Ariella, heart thudding a little faster, thought he was going to grab her breasts and try them for size. But instead, as if by magic a badge saying “Prefect” appeared in one hand and with extreme delicacy, he pinned it over her heart, being careful not to let the sharp pin prick her skin. Ariella grinned with excitement at the honour - Prefect! She was so overwhelmed it did not occur to her that Dr. Snake was extraordinarily close. His hands continued to hover near her top as if he was wondering if he could dare lift it up and expose the secret delights it hid.He smiled again, “Umm,” he muttered “your lips have filled out beautifully as well. Gosh, it is nice to have such a sexy and beautiful damsel in my care. I like to make the beautiful ones my Prefects so I can get to know them better. Maybe in your case the badge should say “Perfect” instead of “Prefect” you look so good. Damsels are much more attractive to have around … and more tempting … than those horrible randy guys, I always think. I never make them prefects. You must come and have tea with me one day“ He finished abruptly.Snake had never spoken to Ariella like this before and she felt flushed and a little delighted to have caught the attention of the older wizard. "Sexy and beautiful!” she thought, “I like that description.”“Who is this Lucille l'Astique I am to share with?” she asked looking into his dark smiling eyes.“Ah, Lucille!” he said. “She is a French dame, daughter of the infamous wizard the Marquis l'Astique le Grand. She has had to escape to Britain as her father was recently arrested for using black magic! I hope you will welcome her and make friends… I know you like to be friendly with gals.” He winked and Ariella wondered quite what he knew exactly about her being friendly with gals.“She is probably feeling lonely and scared.” He continued, “So I thought of lovely you as the perfect companion. Please show her the ropes and mentor her through the complexities of Snogwart's life.”Ariella smiled and agreed to go and find the new gal and introduce her to the dormatory and the college. As she turned, Snake's hand patted her bottom and Ariella, instinctively, brushed the hand away with her own which then came in hard contact with a very hard snake in Snake's trousers. The doctor gasped and Ariella went brightly on her way thinking “Sex-goddess, I won't even have to try!”Up the spiral staircase to the women's study-bedrooms went Ariella, wondering what Lucille would be like. Her own French was reasonable, but she hoped the dame spoke English. Her bedroom was at the top of a tower with two staircases, which was split down the middle to divide the gals' and the guys' wings. As she walked in, she saw an elfish-looking figure wearing a light muslin shift leaning out of the window taking in the scenery. The sun shining on the dame made the shift almost see-through and Ariella stood transfixed for the moment looking at the golden figure, her youthful curves mere shadows under the material. Lucille straightened up and turned, the sun now illuminating the dame's strawberry-blonde hair in a halo of brightness. She turned and smiled at Ariella and Ariella's heart nearly stopped at the beauty of the dame before her. Ideas of herself as Sex Goddess disappeared as surely this was a real goddess revealed to her is all her power. “My goodness,” she whispered “you are beautiful!” and more loudly “Vous êtes très belle mademoiselle.”“Et tu!” said the stranger in a soft sexy voice.The young ladies were both beautiful. Ariella, long black braided hair with pale white skin from her Celtic ancestors, Lucille strawberry-blonde hair like rose-gold in an elf-bob, with honey-gold skin, toned by a more southern sun. Ariella, eyes turquoise blue like a Caribbean Sea and Lucille's green like emeralds. Both their bodies were at the point of maturity where the gawkiness of childhood is replaced by the perfect blossoming of young womanhood. Both with perfect breasts and hips and long and shapely legs. Ariella a fine round face with and sexy cupid-bow lips and Lucille with the high-cheek bones of an aristocrat and wide lip formed into a superior smile. It was as if Lucille was a goddess of the sun and Ariella goddess of the moon.They stood and stared at each other for a long moment then realising her tongue was licking her lips and a blush was extending up her neck, Ariella first broke contact. She said with a voice she later thought must have sounded like the excited gabbling of a 1950's gym mistress “Gosh Hello, I'm Ariella Divine, you must be Lucille l'Astique, fantastic to meet you, gosh! We're to share this room, so jolly - I'm so very happy to meet you! Welcome to Student Dorm House.” I came from Slither-in House, at Snogwarts. She stopped realising she was babbling nonsense.“Slither-in? Slither … in?” repeated Lucille slowly with a hint of a grin, the words rolling around her mouth, “Is that what a guy's cock does when he fucks you? Merde, it sounds like it!”Ariella was shocked, which was actually something she could hardly believe, given her life to date. Shocked not so much by the vulgarity that had just come out the mouth of this golden goddess, but by the sudden thought of a guy's cock slithering between her legs. Looking at the expression on Ariella's face Lucille smiled broadly and broke into a beautiful tinkle of laughter. She walked forward, put her arms on Ariella's shoulders and kissed her on each cheek in the continental style. “I am sorry,” she said, “but I had not realised; you are an innocent. So cute!”“Innocent?” gasped Ariella in indignation, “Me? Cute? I tell you mademoiselle; I'm going to be voted the Sex Goddess of Briarwood this year. You just took me by surprise - I had just never thought of the word Slither-in that way before. Quite an exciting concept really.”The blonde dame stepped forward and looked deep into Ariella's sea blue eyes “Is Sex Goddess a position in this place? Like Head dame? Wow! I thought you British didn't like sex.”

Ellie and Anna Have Issues
Quickie: Let's talk about sex

Ellie and Anna Have Issues

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 12:09


From doggy to missionary, what else do you do when you, well, do it? Anna and Polly delve into the Karma Sutra and analyse the pros and cons of going off piste. Expect tears of laughter and genuine fear.

SteamyStory
A Virgin Brit On A Holiday: Part 2

SteamyStory

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024


The Busty Truckdriver in 1960s France.By Slowandeasy47. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.The bigger adventure now began. School finished and college not starting until October, two and a half months to find out as much as I could about life and have some serious fun.I had started my long break by visiting my Tante Marise in her French chateau. She had taught me a lot, and introduced me to the joys of assisted showering, a pleasure that I have enjoyed throughout my life. As a French lady, she saw my typical Brit uptightness about human sexuality, and helped me about as much as a proper relative is allowed to. Where to go next and what to do had been the two big questions. In the 1960s travel to far off lands was not really one of my options, so I decided to head for the beaches of the northern Spanish Mediterranian coast, commonly called the Riviera. Here I could live cheaply, enjoy the weather and get a proper sun tan.Travel by air, with a tour company, was way outside my budget, but a friend had given me his hints and tips for hitch hiking long distances and now, I was in northern France planning an 800 mile hitchhike to Barcelona, or actually anywhere nearby.Barcelona had the attraction of being in a straight line from my starting point at Tante Marise's and the direct route was via only two roads so, with a bit of luck maybe, just maybe, only one or two changes of lift.My first lift was a little disappointing as it didn't even get me to Paris but the driver was pleasant enough and chatty. I supposed that life on the road could be pretty lonely and he was enjoying the company.My next was more fruitful. It was a familiar-looking British lorry which pulled up with a hiss of airbrakes and the driver, being on the rightside door as all U K vehicles are situated; directed me round to the passenger side. To us Brits, everyone else was, of course, on the wrong side, now that we were in France.As the passenger door swung open a cheery female voice from the depths of the cab hailed me with,"Hop in sweetheart."I grabbed the handrail, put my foot on the step, and swung myself & my duffle in."Where you off to then?" She enquired as I stowed my bag under my legs & settled myself into the seat."Barcelona, or somewhere near there." I replied, taking stock of my new surroundings. My chauffeur was very obviously female, if the voice hadn't give her away the sight of her jiggly bust certainly did. She wore her bleached blond hair somewhat short, her tee-shirt somewhat tight around the rocking tits, and faded denim cutoffs. I guessed she was about thirty and she had a cheeky impish grin."So 'ow long you going for?""I don't have to be back until October to start university classes.""Blimey, nice work if you can get it!" and she shot me a smile that formed alluring dimples on her cheeks.“Speaking of work,” I ventured a question.. “You're the first female trucker I've ever encountered? How's that working out?”“My pop owns the truckline, so when they had a driver shortage, I made my pitch and showed him how well I handle a rig.” “How'd you learn?” I asked.“Most of my teen years were spent working the weekend freight dock, and on the slow shifts I'd practice driving when no one was around.” She explained.The next several hundred kilometers passed in getting to know each other. Gilly was her name. She loved life on the road, often did the same runs up and down through France, knew all the best stops and frequently picked up hitchhikers for the chat and to pass the hours."So off for the three-S holiday are we?""The three S?" I said quizzically."Yep, the three S. Do you know you can tell someone's age by their three esses?""Sorry, I'm not with you.""Right I'll tell you, you just complete the third S with the first thing that comes into your head, OK?""OK!""Sun, sea and?""Sand!"This reply was met with about the dirtiest sounding laugh I have ever heard in my life!"OK, you're about eight years old! Sun sea and sand!" More laughter, "Let's try again. Sun, sea and?""Sangria?""Getting better, much better, but still not there. One more try."I am now getting nervous. The only other S I can think of is sex and I was certainly not going to say that out loud to this lady I'd only just met. She's good company and I don't want to get put out in the middle of nowhere."Sun sea and?" Came the question again. My mind was racing for an escape route and I suddenly found it."How many letters?" She took one hand off the wheel and started turning her fingers down one by one as she counted."Eight." Phew, so it wasn't sex. You cannot believe how relieved I was that I hadn't said it, but eight? I racked my brains, but even sangria was only seven."I Give up." I admitted. Her reply stunned my into silence. I could hardly believe my ears."Shagging! Shagging of course. Sun, sea, and shagging. Isn't that why all you students head for the Costas?" My week mumblings were incoherent and never meant to be heard anyway. Gilly, with the ashen blond hair, tight T shirt and filthy laugh had just said 'Shagging'!"Come on now." She said placing one hand on my knee for a few seconds and flashing me her beguiling smile, dimples and all. "Don't tell me I'm wrong.”"Look, I bet you a quid that I'd find johnnies in your ruck sack? But I'm not giving you the quid unless you let me check. There are johnnies in your pack aren't there?"This was getting out of hand. This busty & fit lady had just put her hand on my knee, flashed me a smile and boxed me into a corner."You win." I said reluctantly."Knew it. Sun, sea and shagging! Well a good looking lad like you shouldn't have much trouble feasting on the roast chicken beaches." Again, the smile with the dimples."Roast chicken beaches?" I wanted to know what she meant but didn't want to appear as naive as I was."Yea, you know. All those bikini-clad girls sunbathing all day and, like a roast chicken, yet all the best bits are white!" Another pat on the knee accompanied by a chortle or two of that dirty laugh."That is unless you go to Playa Mar Bella, where every one is the same colour all over because they don't wear anything."I am now having trouble controlling the cinema in my head. Nudist beaches, I hadn't even thought about that. I had only ever seen one naked woman in my life and the pictures floating through my mind were starting to cause problems in my trousers. On a nudist beach I would certainly get an erection and what to do then?"I think I'd better stick to normal beaches." I muttered weakly."Not sure you could cope with all those naked bums and tits, eh? I have to say it's a bit of a surprise the first time." The first time? Is Gilly telling me she goes to nudist beaches? Displays those magnificent tits to the world, not to mention her pussy. Shit, I must stop thinking about Gilly naked, it's getting difficult. A few more miles rolled past."OK, time for a game of Truth or Dare. Obviously the dares are going to be limited but if you don't want to answer you just pay a forfeit. You start."I can only remember the key questions. We started off simply enough just asking slightly more probing questions than you would in normal conversation when she asked me."Truth or dare?""Truth.""What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?" Shit! I thought."Do I have to answer.""Of course, that's the game, unless you want to pay a forfeit and my forfeits are quite challenging.""Well, a couple of years ago I barged in to my parent's bedroom. They were both naked, on top of the bed and 'doing it'."The dirty laugh just got dirtier, "I bet that put them off their stride. Shit, embarrassing all round. OK, your turn, I'll go for truth.""What body part are you most proud of?" Expecting an evasive answer."My tits of course! Aren't they great? You've hardly taken your eyes off them for the last hundred miles. My turn. Where did you loose your virginity.""Um, er, well, er......""Are you trying to say it hasn't happened yet?""Er yes.""Jeepers, cooped up in a cab for hundreds of miles with a virgin. No wonder you can't take your eyes of my tits! Your go.""How old were you when you first had sex?""Oh that's easy. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care!" More dirty laughter, "It was at my birthday party, the night I became 'old enough to know better'. There was a boy I'd fancied for ages, we'd snogged before, but I took him up to my room. My turn. If you were a girl for a day what would you do?"I was getting much more comfortable with the company of this wonderful woman. She was so open and seemed so worldly wise. Before I could really think of the answer my mouth said."Find a nice boy and take him up to my room.""Great answer! He was fun, but very inexperienced. It didn't last long. He got the Johnny on, put it in, moved up and down a couple of times and made a noise that left me in no doubt that it was all over. Not exactly the Karma Sutra but it got the job done."I can hardly believe my ears. This woman had just described her first sexual experience to me without batting an eye lid. The sixties were definitely a liberating decade.Then we pulled off the road to a Routier. Parked up in a diagonal line with lots of other lorries."That's it for today. Let's eat."We walked over to the building and as I followed her I couldn't help but notice how the tight denim cutoff shorts clung to her very alluring bum, which wobbled in a truly delightful way. Her trucker's wallet flapped around, protruding from her right butt pocket.They served delicious food, at a fixed price, with a glass of wine and I noticed with relief that they also had rooms also at very reasonable prices. After the meal I got up and walked towards reception."Where are you off to?""Get a room.""Well, if you want to save some money and you promise to be good, you can kip down in the cab. It'll be cosy, but cheap. I get the bunk, but the seats all fold forwards and you can put your mat across them. Your decision."I must have looked like a goldfish gasping for air. This very attractive lady with stunning tits and an attractive bum, comfortable enough in her own skin to talk freely about sex to a lad she'd never met, was offering to let me share her cab. I was very naive back then!We made use of the facilities and went back to the cab to natter and find some tunes on the radio. Eventually it was time to call it a day and I spread my camping mat over the folded down seat backs.

Steamy Stories Podcast
A Virgin Brit On A Holiday: Part 2

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024


The Busty Truckdriver in 1960s France.By Slowandeasy47. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.The bigger adventure now began. School finished and college not starting until October, two and a half months to find out as much as I could about life and have some serious fun.I had started my long break by visiting my Tante Marise in her French chateau. She had taught me a lot, and introduced me to the joys of assisted showering, a pleasure that I have enjoyed throughout my life. As a French lady, she saw my typical Brit uptightness about human sexuality, and helped me about as much as a proper relative is allowed to. Where to go next and what to do had been the two big questions. In the 1960s travel to far off lands was not really one of my options, so I decided to head for the beaches of the northern Spanish Mediterranian coast, commonly called the Riviera. Here I could live cheaply, enjoy the weather and get a proper sun tan.Travel by air, with a tour company, was way outside my budget, but a friend had given me his hints and tips for hitch hiking long distances and now, I was in northern France planning an 800 mile hitchhike to Barcelona, or actually anywhere nearby.Barcelona had the attraction of being in a straight line from my starting point at Tante Marise's and the direct route was via only two roads so, with a bit of luck maybe, just maybe, only one or two changes of lift.My first lift was a little disappointing as it didn't even get me to Paris but the driver was pleasant enough and chatty. I supposed that life on the road could be pretty lonely and he was enjoying the company.My next was more fruitful. It was a familiar-looking British lorry which pulled up with a hiss of airbrakes and the driver, being on the rightside door as all U K vehicles are situated; directed me round to the passenger side. To us Brits, everyone else was, of course, on the wrong side, now that we were in France.As the passenger door swung open a cheery female voice from the depths of the cab hailed me with,"Hop in sweetheart."I grabbed the handrail, put my foot on the step, and swung myself & my duffle in."Where you off to then?" She enquired as I stowed my bag under my legs & settled myself into the seat."Barcelona, or somewhere near there." I replied, taking stock of my new surroundings. My chauffeur was very obviously female, if the voice hadn't give her away the sight of her jiggly bust certainly did. She wore her bleached blond hair somewhat short, her tee-shirt somewhat tight around the rocking tits, and faded denim cutoffs. I guessed she was about thirty and she had a cheeky impish grin."So 'ow long you going for?""I don't have to be back until October to start university classes.""Blimey, nice work if you can get it!" and she shot me a smile that formed alluring dimples on her cheeks.“Speaking of work,” I ventured a question.. “You're the first female trucker I've ever encountered? How's that working out?”“My pop owns the truckline, so when they had a driver shortage, I made my pitch and showed him how well I handle a rig.” “How'd you learn?” I asked.“Most of my teen years were spent working the weekend freight dock, and on the slow shifts I'd practice driving when no one was around.” She explained.The next several hundred kilometers passed in getting to know each other. Gilly was her name. She loved life on the road, often did the same runs up and down through France, knew all the best stops and frequently picked up hitchhikers for the chat and to pass the hours."So off for the three-S holiday are we?""The three S?" I said quizzically."Yep, the three S. Do you know you can tell someone's age by their three esses?""Sorry, I'm not with you.""Right I'll tell you, you just complete the third S with the first thing that comes into your head, OK?""OK!""Sun, sea and?""Sand!"This reply was met with about the dirtiest sounding laugh I have ever heard in my life!"OK, you're about eight years old! Sun sea and sand!" More laughter, "Let's try again. Sun, sea and?""Sangria?""Getting better, much better, but still not there. One more try."I am now getting nervous. The only other S I can think of is sex and I was certainly not going to say that out loud to this lady I'd only just met. She's good company and I don't want to get put out in the middle of nowhere."Sun sea and?" Came the question again. My mind was racing for an escape route and I suddenly found it."How many letters?" She took one hand off the wheel and started turning her fingers down one by one as she counted."Eight." Phew, so it wasn't sex. You cannot believe how relieved I was that I hadn't said it, but eight? I racked my brains, but even sangria was only seven."I Give up." I admitted. Her reply stunned my into silence. I could hardly believe my ears."Shagging! Shagging of course. Sun, sea, and shagging. Isn't that why all you students head for the Costas?" My week mumblings were incoherent and never meant to be heard anyway. Gilly, with the ashen blond hair, tight T shirt and filthy laugh had just said 'Shagging'!"Come on now." She said placing one hand on my knee for a few seconds and flashing me her beguiling smile, dimples and all. "Don't tell me I'm wrong.”"Look, I bet you a quid that I'd find johnnies in your ruck sack? But I'm not giving you the quid unless you let me check. There are johnnies in your pack aren't there?"This was getting out of hand. This busty & fit lady had just put her hand on my knee, flashed me a smile and boxed me into a corner."You win." I said reluctantly."Knew it. Sun, sea and shagging! Well a good looking lad like you shouldn't have much trouble feasting on the roast chicken beaches." Again, the smile with the dimples."Roast chicken beaches?" I wanted to know what she meant but didn't want to appear as naive as I was."Yea, you know. All those bikini-clad girls sunbathing all day and, like a roast chicken, yet all the best bits are white!" Another pat on the knee accompanied by a chortle or two of that dirty laugh."That is unless you go to Playa Mar Bella, where every one is the same colour all over because they don't wear anything."I am now having trouble controlling the cinema in my head. Nudist beaches, I hadn't even thought about that. I had only ever seen one naked woman in my life and the pictures floating through my mind were starting to cause problems in my trousers. On a nudist beach I would certainly get an erection and what to do then?"I think I'd better stick to normal beaches." I muttered weakly."Not sure you could cope with all those naked bums and tits, eh? I have to say it's a bit of a surprise the first time." The first time? Is Gilly telling me she goes to nudist beaches? Displays those magnificent tits to the world, not to mention her pussy. Shit, I must stop thinking about Gilly naked, it's getting difficult. A few more miles rolled past."OK, time for a game of Truth or Dare. Obviously the dares are going to be limited but if you don't want to answer you just pay a forfeit. You start."I can only remember the key questions. We started off simply enough just asking slightly more probing questions than you would in normal conversation when she asked me."Truth or dare?""Truth.""What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?" Shit! I thought."Do I have to answer.""Of course, that's the game, unless you want to pay a forfeit and my forfeits are quite challenging.""Well, a couple of years ago I barged in to my parent's bedroom. They were both naked, on top of the bed and 'doing it'."The dirty laugh just got dirtier, "I bet that put them off their stride. Shit, embarrassing all round. OK, your turn, I'll go for truth.""What body part are you most proud of?" Expecting an evasive answer."My tits of course! Aren't they great? You've hardly taken your eyes off them for the last hundred miles. My turn. Where did you loose your virginity.""Um, er, well, er......""Are you trying to say it hasn't happened yet?""Er yes.""Jeepers, cooped up in a cab for hundreds of miles with a virgin. No wonder you can't take your eyes of my tits! Your go.""How old were you when you first had sex?""Oh that's easy. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care!" More dirty laughter, "It was at my birthday party, the night I became 'old enough to know better'. There was a boy I'd fancied for ages, we'd snogged before, but I took him up to my room. My turn. If you were a girl for a day what would you do?"I was getting much more comfortable with the company of this wonderful woman. She was so open and seemed so worldly wise. Before I could really think of the answer my mouth said."Find a nice boy and take him up to my room.""Great answer! He was fun, but very inexperienced. It didn't last long. He got the Johnny on, put it in, moved up and down a couple of times and made a noise that left me in no doubt that it was all over. Not exactly the Karma Sutra but it got the job done."I can hardly believe my ears. This woman had just described her first sexual experience to me without batting an eye lid. The sixties were definitely a liberating decade.Then we pulled off the road to a Routier. Parked up in a diagonal line with lots of other lorries."That's it for today. Let's eat."We walked over to the building and as I followed her I couldn't help but notice how the tight denim cutoff shorts clung to her very alluring bum, which wobbled in a truly delightful way. Her trucker's wallet flapped around, protruding from her right butt pocket.They served delicious food, at a fixed price, with a glass of wine and I noticed with relief that they also had rooms also at very reasonable prices. After the meal I got up and walked towards reception."Where are you off to?""Get a room.""Well, if you want to save some money and you promise to be good, you can kip down in the cab. It'll be cosy, but cheap. I get the bunk, but the seats all fold forwards and you can put your mat across them. Your decision."I must have looked like a goldfish gasping for air. This very attractive lady with stunning tits and an attractive bum, comfortable enough in her own skin to talk freely about sex to a lad she'd never met, was offering to let me share her cab. I was very naive back then!We made use of the facilities and went back to the cab to natter and find some tunes on the radio. Eventually it was time to call it a day and I spread my camping mat over the folded down seat backs.

Steamy Stories
A Virgin Brit On A Holiday: Part 2

Steamy Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024


The Busty Truckdriver in 1960s France.By Slowandeasy47. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.The bigger adventure now began. School finished and college not starting until October, two and a half months to find out as much as I could about life and have some serious fun.I had started my long break by visiting my Tante Marise in her French chateau. She had taught me a lot, and introduced me to the joys of assisted showering, a pleasure that I have enjoyed throughout my life. As a French lady, she saw my typical Brit uptightness about human sexuality, and helped me about as much as a proper relative is allowed to. Where to go next and what to do had been the two big questions. In the 1960s travel to far off lands was not really one of my options, so I decided to head for the beaches of the northern Spanish Mediterranian coast, commonly called the Riviera. Here I could live cheaply, enjoy the weather and get a proper sun tan.Travel by air, with a tour company, was way outside my budget, but a friend had given me his hints and tips for hitch hiking long distances and now, I was in northern France planning an 800 mile hitchhike to Barcelona, or actually anywhere nearby.Barcelona had the attraction of being in a straight line from my starting point at Tante Marise's and the direct route was via only two roads so, with a bit of luck maybe, just maybe, only one or two changes of lift.My first lift was a little disappointing as it didn't even get me to Paris but the driver was pleasant enough and chatty. I supposed that life on the road could be pretty lonely and he was enjoying the company.My next was more fruitful. It was a familiar-looking British lorry which pulled up with a hiss of airbrakes and the driver, being on the rightside door as all U K vehicles are situated; directed me round to the passenger side. To us Brits, everyone else was, of course, on the wrong side, now that we were in France.As the passenger door swung open a cheery female voice from the depths of the cab hailed me with,"Hop in sweetheart."I grabbed the handrail, put my foot on the step, and swung myself & my duffle in."Where you off to then?" She enquired as I stowed my bag under my legs & settled myself into the seat."Barcelona, or somewhere near there." I replied, taking stock of my new surroundings. My chauffeur was very obviously female, if the voice hadn't give her away the sight of her jiggly bust certainly did. She wore her bleached blond hair somewhat short, her tee-shirt somewhat tight around the rocking tits, and faded denim cutoffs. I guessed she was about thirty and she had a cheeky impish grin."So 'ow long you going for?""I don't have to be back until October to start university classes.""Blimey, nice work if you can get it!" and she shot me a smile that formed alluring dimples on her cheeks.“Speaking of work,” I ventured a question.. “You're the first female trucker I've ever encountered? How's that working out?”“My pop owns the truckline, so when they had a driver shortage, I made my pitch and showed him how well I handle a rig.” “How'd you learn?” I asked.“Most of my teen years were spent working the weekend freight dock, and on the slow shifts I'd practice driving when no one was around.” She explained.The next several hundred kilometers passed in getting to know each other. Gilly was her name. She loved life on the road, often did the same runs up and down through France, knew all the best stops and frequently picked up hitchhikers for the chat and to pass the hours."So off for the three-S holiday are we?""The three S?" I said quizzically."Yep, the three S. Do you know you can tell someone's age by their three esses?""Sorry, I'm not with you.""Right I'll tell you, you just complete the third S with the first thing that comes into your head, OK?""OK!""Sun, sea and?""Sand!"This reply was met with about the dirtiest sounding laugh I have ever heard in my life!"OK, you're about eight years old! Sun sea and sand!" More laughter, "Let's try again. Sun, sea and?""Sangria?""Getting better, much better, but still not there. One more try."I am now getting nervous. The only other S I can think of is sex and I was certainly not going to say that out loud to this lady I'd only just met. She's good company and I don't want to get put out in the middle of nowhere."Sun sea and?" Came the question again. My mind was racing for an escape route and I suddenly found it."How many letters?" She took one hand off the wheel and started turning her fingers down one by one as she counted."Eight." Phew, so it wasn't sex. You cannot believe how relieved I was that I hadn't said it, but eight? I racked my brains, but even sangria was only seven."I Give up." I admitted. Her reply stunned my into silence. I could hardly believe my ears."Shagging! Shagging of course. Sun, sea, and shagging. Isn't that why all you students head for the Costas?" My week mumblings were incoherent and never meant to be heard anyway. Gilly, with the ashen blond hair, tight T shirt and filthy laugh had just said 'Shagging'!"Come on now." She said placing one hand on my knee for a few seconds and flashing me her beguiling smile, dimples and all. "Don't tell me I'm wrong.”"Look, I bet you a quid that I'd find johnnies in your ruck sack? But I'm not giving you the quid unless you let me check. There are johnnies in your pack aren't there?"This was getting out of hand. This busty & fit lady had just put her hand on my knee, flashed me a smile and boxed me into a corner."You win." I said reluctantly."Knew it. Sun, sea and shagging! Well a good looking lad like you shouldn't have much trouble feasting on the roast chicken beaches." Again, the smile with the dimples."Roast chicken beaches?" I wanted to know what she meant but didn't want to appear as naive as I was."Yea, you know. All those bikini-clad girls sunbathing all day and, like a roast chicken, yet all the best bits are white!" Another pat on the knee accompanied by a chortle or two of that dirty laugh."That is unless you go to Playa Mar Bella, where every one is the same colour all over because they don't wear anything."I am now having trouble controlling the cinema in my head. Nudist beaches, I hadn't even thought about that. I had only ever seen one naked woman in my life and the pictures floating through my mind were starting to cause problems in my trousers. On a nudist beach I would certainly get an erection and what to do then?"I think I'd better stick to normal beaches." I muttered weakly."Not sure you could cope with all those naked bums and tits, eh? I have to say it's a bit of a surprise the first time." The first time? Is Gilly telling me she goes to nudist beaches? Displays those magnificent tits to the world, not to mention her pussy. Shit, I must stop thinking about Gilly naked, it's getting difficult. A few more miles rolled past."OK, time for a game of Truth or Dare. Obviously the dares are going to be limited but if you don't want to answer you just pay a forfeit. You start."I can only remember the key questions. We started off simply enough just asking slightly more probing questions than you would in normal conversation when she asked me."Truth or dare?""Truth.""What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?" Shit! I thought."Do I have to answer.""Of course, that's the game, unless you want to pay a forfeit and my forfeits are quite challenging.""Well, a couple of years ago I barged in to my parent's bedroom. They were both naked, on top of the bed and 'doing it'."The dirty laugh just got dirtier, "I bet that put them off their stride. Shit, embarrassing all round. OK, your turn, I'll go for truth.""What body part are you most proud of?" Expecting an evasive answer."My tits of course! Aren't they great? You've hardly taken your eyes off them for the last hundred miles. My turn. Where did you loose your virginity.""Um, er, well, er......""Are you trying to say it hasn't happened yet?""Er yes.""Jeepers, cooped up in a cab for hundreds of miles with a virgin. No wonder you can't take your eyes of my tits! Your go.""How old were you when you first had sex?""Oh that's easy. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care!" More dirty laughter, "It was at my birthday party, the night I became 'old enough to know better'. There was a boy I'd fancied for ages, we'd snogged before, but I took him up to my room. My turn. If you were a girl for a day what would you do?"I was getting much more comfortable with the company of this wonderful woman. She was so open and seemed so worldly wise. Before I could really think of the answer my mouth said."Find a nice boy and take him up to my room.""Great answer! He was fun, but very inexperienced. It didn't last long. He got the Johnny on, put it in, moved up and down a couple of times and made a noise that left me in no doubt that it was all over. Not exactly the Karma Sutra but it got the job done."I can hardly believe my ears. This woman had just described her first sexual experience to me without batting an eye lid. The sixties were definitely a liberating decade.Then we pulled off the road to a Routier. Parked up in a diagonal line with lots of other lorries."That's it for today. Let's eat."We walked over to the building and as I followed her I couldn't help but notice how the tight denim cutoff shorts clung to her very alluring bum, which wobbled in a truly delightful way. Her trucker's wallet flapped around, protruding from her right butt pocket.They served delicious food, at a fixed price, with a glass of wine and I noticed with relief that they also had rooms also at very reasonable prices. After the meal I got up and walked towards reception."Where are you off to?""Get a room.""Well, if you want to save some money and you promise to be good, you can kip down in the cab. It'll be cosy, but cheap. I get the bunk, but the seats all fold forwards and you can put your mat across them. Your decision."I must have looked like a goldfish gasping for air. This very attractive lady with stunning tits and an attractive bum, comfortable enough in her own skin to talk freely about sex to a lad she'd never met, was offering to let me share her cab. I was very naive back then!We made use of the facilities and went back to the cab to natter and find some tunes on the radio. Eventually it was time to call it a day and I spread my camping mat over the folded down seat backs.

Realitea Times Two
The Last Resort- S1 E6 "Last Licks"

Realitea Times Two

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2023 93:53


Kalani, Yara, Angela and Liz bond at a lingerie party and Yara talks about her insecurities. Ed demonstrates one of his intimate skills. Karma Sutra therapy pushes one couple to their breaking point. Kalani reveals why she can't forgive Asuelu.TRIGGER WARNING: blanket warning this episode we are talking about Angela and Ed.Sister Wives Conversation: 57:41 to 1:28:32Please rate and subscribe to our podcast. You can rate us at either Apple Podcasts, https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/realitea-times-two/id1689517536 or Spotify, https://open.spotify.com/show/7rInYf1BD8YiFeCeOOx8gI. If you like us, please share with your friends. Please visit and follow us on:Facebook: https://facebook.com/realiteatimestwoIG: https://instagram.com/realiteatimestwoThreads: https://www.threads.net/@realiteatimestwoYou can also e-mail us at realiteaxtwo@hotmail.com. If you want to be a guest on the podcast, please e-mail at us at the above e-mail and please put in the subject line "Guesting on Your Podcast". Please also mention which show you would prefer to guest on.You can find us on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/@realiteatimestwoFind us on Discord at realiteaxtwoWe have a new website where you can listen to the podcast as well as get links to all ways to listen to our podcast and contact with us at https://solo.to/realiteatimestwo Listen to my new podcast with my friend Mikel called "Next Take Podcast" at the below YouTube link at: www.youtube.com/@NextTakePodcast/featured or by going to our website www.solo.to/nexttakepodcastIf you want to start your own podcast, please click the link: https://alitu.com?fp_ref=realitea to get 20% off on starting your very own podcast, plus it supports the show!Want to spice up your love life, go to www.loveshop.ca and use our coupon code: REALITEA2 to buy anything your heart's desire.Have you ever wanted to be a guest on a podcast. Well you can make that happen by going to PodMatch and signing up to become a podcast guest. Use the unique link below to and find us! https://www.joinpodmatch.com/realitea Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chicane Presents Sun:Sets
Chicane Presents Sun:Sets Vol 448

Chicane Presents Sun:Sets

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 59:53


Nick Chicane is back in his studio by the sea after a busy week, with music from Karma Sutra, Mees Salomé, Imogen Heap, D Note, himself and many more 1. Tony Anderson - Eyes Wide Open2. Olafur Arnalds - Ekki Hugsa 3. Imogen Heap - Hide & Seek4. Mees Salomé - Sap (Original Mix)5. Karma Sutra - Sugar Steps6. Soundtrack Selection: Chosen by Dan in CroatiaReflekt - Need To Feel Loved (Tinlicker Remix) (From the film All Gone Pete Tong)7. Chicane - In Praise Of The Sun 8. D Note - Garden of Earthly Delights (X-Press 2 Supavox)9. Zoya - New Beginning10. Bridges - Bahrain (Extended Mix)11. The Prisoners - Aurora Boreale12. Chicane - Windbrake (Walsh & McAuley Mix)

Browny's Podcast
I did the Karma Sutra with Vossy

Browny's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 40:51


On this episode Browny talks about doing the Karma Sutra with Vossy, Campbell reveals Snoop Dog offered to play at AFL Grand Final and we ask Nathan Buckley for permission to release the photos of him and Paris Hilton. Check the boys out on Insta @brownyspodcast Get involved with the Browny's Podcast Whatsapp group Get involved with the Browny's Podcast YouTube ChannelSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Divorce Devil Podcast
HOW DO YOU GET OUT AND STAY OUT OF THE DIVORCE RECOVERY PRISON #1 - ACTUALLY CARING WHAT OTHERS THINK? || Divorce Devil Podcast #130 || David and Rachel

The Divorce Devil Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 20:36


Rachel is back!  The gang is back together again.  We missed her again and we're hitting it hard - how not to care about what others think during divorce recovery.  Once again, we do not advocate not caring but practicing self-love enough not to let the opinions of others not dictate your recovery process.  Topics of: You can't put the big butt Genie back in the bottleLearn to say no with no excusesThey need to respect your timeNot giving a f*ck what they thinkPay attention to those momentsDoes Betty know where the Karma Sutra section is?Empty tanks and dire straitsA monotone podcast can be sexyParking spacesDon't dropkick the kindergartnerConfident vs conceitedStill be a caring personGot a cardboard box and drew wheels on itCare about yourself moreOnce again the common theme of self-love and care rises its head.  The more you practice that, the better you will be in the long run.  Your healing will be so much easier and complete.  Peace.  Contact Divorce Devil Podcast-tweet us at @divorcedevilpodcast-Facebook us at @divorcedevil-Website: www.divorcedevil.netWant to talk to us, send us an audio message: PODINBOXWe'd love to hear from you.

Platypus Revenge Sessions
pr karma sutra-April 10, 2023

Platypus Revenge Sessions

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023


Platypus Revenge plays along to the movie Karma Sutra. Demian Richardson, Steve the Mad Drummer Mauro, Dennis Casserta, Philly Napkins, Michael Mathis and DJMAGIKCLOWNS

Night of the Livid Punks!
Doomed Society Radio: v3, Ep 4

Night of the Livid Punks!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 76:06


Well, what's Doomed Society without yet another unplanned break between episodes? God dammit... We're back with a new audio only episode, wherein Damien discovers that they should drink more water and eat something before recording a show. But at least the tunes are rad as hell! Molotov tossing music you can dance to... as usual. And here's what we've got on deck today: Dawn Ray'd - inferno Karma Sutra - how the other half die Barren? - the poison king Dogma - caged Mark Mob - witch hunt Crass - smother love Flower - lethargy War//Plague - anxiety Tapioca - error theory Warkrusher - grind the enemy [axegrinder cover] Jalang - cops n klan Hallux  - enemy in my head Trenchraid - absolute hell Critical Issues - plague years Pests - bleak Persona - it's a death cult Home Front - end transmission Adrenochrome - lost city Peur Bleue - La Brume Arret - pandemonium Spectres - provincial wake Belgrado - boixar

Steamy Stories Podcast
Big-Bang, Gang-Bang Theory: Part 2

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022


Penny and Raj bring Sheldon out into the World of Sex. By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes first time & group sex)Raj & Penny shared two bottles of wine and commiserated over their disappointing love lives. The evening led to a bedroom romp with Sheldon hearing every sound from his bedroom. He complained to Amy, in an online chat, but he was clueless of just how smitten his libido was, and he was being further drawn in to the unfolding sex scene.Raj scooted up on the bed and Penny rested her beautiful head on his dark skinned chest. He looked over in the mirror and he felt his cock stiffen again.“What a sight to see, Penny's flushed face & long straight flaxen blonde hair covered half of my bare bronzed chest,” Raj said proudly, as he had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.He leaned down and planted a soft kiss on the top of her head.She smiled up at him and covered his mouth with her own and it was a tender kiss. Slowly tongues came out and danced from one mouth to the other. As the kiss grew more passionate, Penny's hand drifted down and she gripped Raj's cock in her long slim fingers. She stroked it up and down and when Raj rolled over on top of her she guided his thick, stiff cock to the entrance to her waiting pussy.“Oh god, yes Raj, fuck my little pussy! Fuck it deep, yes, oh god yes, deeper, faster, faster. Oh my god you feel so fucking good in my cunt Raj!”Raj picked up the pace and now totally buried in her tight pussy, he fought hard not to cum too soon in this incredible pussy. He changed pace and slid from up and down, to side to side and it brought Penny to yet another orgasmPenny was constantly yelling out for Raj to fuck her harder and faster and Sheldon couldn't take any more of that yelling. He climbed out his window onto the wide concrete ledge and over to Leonard's window. He was about to knock on the pane of glass when he stopped and stared, open-mouthed, at the scene on Leonard's bed. Suddenly as Penny rode cowgirl on Raj's shaft, Sheldon felt a stirring in his loins and he could feel his long thick cock growing in his pajamas.Raj had rolled Penny over and she was now on top of Raj's dark muscular body. Her long slim thighs were clutching at his waist and she as she rose and fell, Sheldon's watched from just next to the headboard, as Raj's thick shiny, cum coated cock driving in and out of Penny's foaming pussy.Her eyes were closed as her large tits bounced and swayed up and down and from side to side. Sheldon let out a tiny gasp when he saw Raj's hands come up and began to maul those two gorgeous mounds of flesh.She was nearing yet another orgasm as her head tossed about, her long silky blonde hair flew about her upper body making her look ever-more desirable.Without noticing what he was going, Sheldon's cock had popped out of his pajama bottoms and was standing straight out. Kneeling tall, He continued to watch Penny and Raj fuck and his hand came down and began stroking his huge cock. His hand slid up and down at lightning speed as Penny slammed her lush body down faster and faster on Raj's cock.Suddenly Penny stiffened and she yelled out; Oh yes! Raj, fill my aching cunt with your cum, shoot it deep and fill my womb with your hot Indian cum!“When Sheldon saw and heard this, he lost it too; and started shooting his heavy load all over Leonard's bedroom window. He let out a loud deep grunt, and when he did, Penny and Raj quickly looked at the window.Penny yelled out; “What the fuck, Sheldon!” She suddenly stopped talking when her eyes took in the huge piece of meat in Sheldon's hand.“Get your ass in here, Sheldon! You could fall and kill yourself,” she ordered.He was totally flustered, but managed to stuff his semi-erect cock back in his pajamas, and opening the window, climbed in and just stood there staring at the naked couple, still connected by Raj's stiff pole,“Uh sorry, Penny, but I never seen two people having coitus before.”“My god, Sheldon, you just came all over the window watching Raj and me. Can't you call it what it is, We were fucking! We're going to start again and if you drop those pajama bottoms and come over here, maybe I'll suck your cock while Raj fucks me again!”“Oh no, Penny, I couldn't do that!”He ran to the door and opened it, but didn't leave. He just stood there while Penny rolled halfway off of Raj and lifting her upper thigh flashed Sheldon her oozing pussy and Raj's thick cock covered in his and her cum juices. She reached down to Raj's semi-flaccid cock and stroked it several times, it came back to life. “My god, Raj, don't you ever quit?” Penny declared with delight.He smiled; “With a woman as beautiful and as sexy as you are, it isn't hard staying hard!”“Ah ha, I get it, staying hard, good one Raj. Now stuff that fucking cock back in my pussy and fuck me good and hard from behind. After seeing Sheldon's huge cock, it got me all hot and horny again!” Penny was on hands and knees while Raj pivoted around her ass and penetrated. His long arms reached forward to grab her pendulous swaying tits.Sheldon just stood there near the open door, not knowing what to do, but as Penny started moaning and watching Raj play with her firm tits, his cock started to betray him again and it was soon making a large tent out of his pajama bottoms.“Come on Sheldon; get your ass over to the edge of the bed on my side!”Reluctantly, he slowly slipped over to the bed and he jumped half a foot when Penny suddenly reached out and yanked his pants down.“Oh my god, Sheldon, you're fucking huge!”He giggled; Well Penny, they make everything bigger in East Texas, bazinga!“Raj continued to slide in and out of Penny's pussy from behind as she reached out and began stroking Sheldon's cock. Without a doubt it had to be perhaps twelve inches, and when she wrapped her hand around it, her fingers didn't touch. She wanted desperately to shove that monster in her mouth, but was afraid he'd rip her tonsils out. She leaned forward and ran her tongue around and around the huge mushroom-like head and it jumped. A drop of pre-cum oozed out.Penny greedily lapped the drop up, and it excited her even more. Opening her mouth, her lips stretched to the max, she was able to take about five inches in before he hit the back of her throat. She pulled her mouth off his cock and she was drooling all over his cock. She swiped the huge piece of meat across her lips and cheek; "Oh my god, Sheldon; with a cock this big, why the fuck aren't you using it. I know several women who would die to get their lips and pussies wrapped around it!”“Sorry, Penny; that consists of touching and you know how much I hate having anyone touching me!”“Ah ha, Sheldon; it looks like I'm touching you right now and you seem to like it!”“Penny, don't confuse me. I know what I said and I know that what you are doing feels different, but I'm still not convinced it's what I want.”“Well Sheldon, let me convince you! Oh god, Raj; yes just like that, fuck me slow and deep while I get Sheldon all hot and bothered!”She shook her long blonde hair and it swayed back and forth across Sheldon's stiff cock. Her hand slid slowly up and down the thick shaft and her mouth followed. Her tongue swiped up and down the shaft several times and when she lifted her mouth his entire cock was shiny and dripping with her saliva. She continued to stroke the shaft and as Raj picked up the pace, fucking her from behind, so did Penny, stroking Sheldon's cock.“Oh Penny, what are you doing to me! I feel like my insides are being torn out, I don't like that!”She giggled; “Just you wait, sweetie; when you cum you're going to feel completely different!”She picked up the pace and so did Raj; and soon all three of them were groaning.Sheldon was first; “Oh my, I know what you mean now, Penny! With that he started cumming, he came buckets, covering Penny's face, chest and arm.This triggered an orgasm in her loins and as she covered Raj's cock with her hot cum, he also let go, filling Penny's hot cunt with his creamy Indian cum.Sheldon, unable to stand; pushed Penny further back on the bed and collapsed besides her.Penny draped an arm across Sheldon, her large stiff nipples tits pressed against his back and he snuggled with his back towards her. "Ah look Raj, Sheldon's maintaining human contact!”Sheldon turned his head; “Well okay, Penny; but no kissing, I don't like kissing, too many germs!”Let me get this straight Sheldon, I can put your cock in my mouth and suck you off where you pee from, but you won't kiss me?“That's right, Missy; especially after you had my penis in your mouth!”“Before the night is over Sheldon, I guarantee I'll have you eating my pussy!” Penny rolled to her back, pulling Sheldon with her. Raj, having spent another load in Penny's luscious cunt, had laid his back down on her other side.He shook his head; “Oh, I doubt that!”Just then, Amy Farrah Fowler came rushing into the open room and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw  the gloriously naked Penny laid out between equally naked men; stroking both Raj's cum coated cock and Sheldon's monstrous cock.“Oh my, Bestie; what are you doing to my boyfriend?”Sheldon jumped up, his cock bobbing up and down making Amy let out a; “Woo!”“I am not your boyfriend, Amy. I am a boy and you are my friend, but I am not your boyfriend!”Penny looked up at him; “Really, Sheldon; that's all you can say to Amy now? I'm here, naked; stroking your cock and all you can say is Amy isn't your girlfriend!”Amy looked down at Sheldon's huge cock and looking over at Raj took a deep breath; “Woo!”Sheldon looked at her; “Amy, what are you doing here at this hour?”“Sheldon, we were communicating about all the noise Penny and Raj were making, and suddenly you went off the grid. I got concerned and rushed over to see if you were alright.”Penny sat up, her large tits stared directly at Amy; “Ah, Sheldon, see she was concerned, that's what a girlfriend does!”“Once again she is my friend and she is a girl, but she is not my girlfriend!”Raj knelt up and reaching out took a hold of Amy's hand; “Amy Farrah Fowler, would you like to join us?”She licked her lips and stared at his large swollen cock totally covered in Penny's pussy juices; “Woo!”Raj slid to the edge of the bed and took her large handbag and placed it on the floor. He reached up and removed her large rimmed glasses; “I always wondered how you looked under these glasses. Just as I suspected, your eyes are very pretty.”Raj reached up and undid the large clasp holding her long dark brown hair back. He combed his fingers through it and draped it over her shoulders. “See Amy you already look very appealing!”He slowly unbuttoned her sweater and began on her high collared blouse. Leaning forward he placed tiny kisses on her neck and as her blouse came unbuttoned his face followed the open blouse, placing tiny kisses down her chest.Amy's breathing was becoming more labored as Raj slipped the blouse and sweater off her shoulders and it fell to the floor. She was wearing a simple cotton bra and Raj quickly unhooked that and drawing it off her shoulders was pleasantly surprised on just how full and firm her tits were. These twin beauties were kept locked up and covered for way too long. Her nipples were teardrop and her areoles were a bright pink. They were just a bit more than a handful, but a good B size Raj thought.Raj leaned forward and took one upturned nipple in-between his dark lips and drawing it into his mouth he lapped at it with his tongue.Amy let out another; “Woo, Woo, Woo!” She crushed his face against her tit and he continued his assault on first one and then the other tit.Penny climbed out of the bed and headed for the bathroom to clean-up and get ready for the next round of fucking, at least she hoped for another round, she was still horny and watching Raj and Amy got her turned on again.Back in the bedroom, Raj now had Amy on her back and had removed her thick corduroy skirt. He pulled at her thick black tights and they came off, along with her cotton panties.Once again Raj was pleasantly surprised by Amy full, but shapely legs. They were in no way in the same class as Penny's but for the dumpy looking nerd, now naked before him, she looked rather appealing. One obstacle was her rather large growth of hair around her pussyRaj ran his fingers through her thick growth and finding her wet lips slipped a finger into her pussy.Amy once again let out a burst of Woo's and rolled her head from side to side on the bed.Penny came back into the room, once again looking like a million bucks, her make-up repaired and her hair once again brushed, looking as sexy as ever. Slipped onto the bed and took a spot between Amy and Sheldon.“Oh Amy, you are just going to love the way Raj eats pussy. I think it's that Indian in him and all that Karma Sutra crap!”Raj looked up at Penny; “Oh Penny I think that is racist, but thank you!” He lowered his mouth and fishing through all that hair found her pussy. Spreading her lips he dove in and within seconds had Amy squirming and panting her way towards her first orgasm produced by someone other than herself.Penny watched Raj bringing Amy to her first real orgasm, her hand found Sheldon's stiff cock. She pushed his hand away as he was stroking his cock watching Raj eating Amy; “So Sheldon, are you ready for some pussy eating?”“Oh no Penny, there is no way I'm putting my mouth down there where you go pee pee!”She laughed; “I guarantee before the night is over we will have you eating pussy!”“I don't think so! Just look at Raj, his entire face is covered in her pee pee!”“Sheldon, you didn't read the book Leonard and I gave you, did you? That isn't pee, it's her pussy juices, bluntly put, her cum!”“Oh my, see your promiscuity does make you an expert on something!”“Hey!”“Penny it's a complement, take it that way! My lord there is no pleasing you is there?”“Oh yes there is Sheldon. Are you ready to please me again?” She lowered her mouth and took the head of his cock into her mouth.“Oh lord!” Sheldon threw his head back and now, for the first time began to play with her hair with one hand and his other hand reached down and cupped her tit.Amy now had Raj on his back and she tried to mimic Penny as she began sucking on Raj's cock.Soon the room was filled with both Raj and Sheldon moaning and groaning as they both raced towards another orgasm.On in the hallway Bernadette was knocking on Penny's door, but got no answer. Just then Leonard and Priya came up the stairs. Seeing Bernadette, Leonard spoke up; “Hi Bernadette, I got a text earlier from Raj saying Penny was in our place. Would you like to come in and see?”Speaking out in Howard's mother's voice said; “What do you think Leonard? Why would I come this far and not come over across the hall to find out?”“Wow, Bernadette, where is this all coming from?”Back in her normal voice said; “I'm sorry Leonard, Howard and I just had another fight about Glenn and his huge, you know what!”“That's okay Bernadette, come on in and let's see if Penny is here, okay?”She nodded and followed Priya and Leonard into the apartment. The living room was empty, but they all heard noises coming from down the hall.The three of them headed down the hall, past the bathroom and Sheldon's room and just before they entered Leonard's bedroom they heard Sheldon say; “Oh yes Penny suck my big cock nice and deep!”They burst into the room and Raj and Sheldon were nearly prone on the bed with both of their bellies and crotches covered with dark brown and blonde hair. They both had their eyes closed as Amy and Penny bobbed up and down on their stiff cocksLeonard cleared his throat and Sheldon and Raj opened their eyes. Neither Amy nor Penny heard them as they continued to suck and swallow their big shafts.Raj spoke up; “Oh hi Leonard, sis, Bernadette! Look Leonard, Amy and Penny are giving us blowjobs!”“I can see that Raj, but why?”“Who knows, but why fight it. I can't decide who the better cock sucker is. Penny is more experienced and really knows how to get a guy off, but Amy is inexperienced and is very enthusiastic! I know Penny fucks great, but haven't tried Amy yet to compare!”Leonard was getting upset; “You Fucked Penny?”Raj was smiling from ear to ear; “twice and I even came in her pussy once!”Priya was getting upset; “Why are you getting upset Leonard? Penny isn't your girlfriend any longer, I am, well at least I was!”“It's just he's banging her in My bed Priya!”“Oh so it's okay for you to, as you would say, Bang me, in Raj's bed, but he can't bang Penny in your bed?”In a quiet voice he said; “Well yeah!”“Wrong answer there Leonard. She walked over to the edge of the bed and looked down at Sheldon from a better angle; "Oh my god Penny, that cock is unbelievable!”Penny popped her mouth off of it, saliva was dripping from her bee stung lips; “I know, isn't it incredible. It's such a shame that this huge cock is attached to such a crazy person.Sheldon looked down at the two completely different women; "Hey Penny, I resent that, I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.”Priya could feel her pussy begin to moisten; “Penny do you mind if I tried some of that?”“No Priya give it your best shot. I was getting a little tired anyways. That cock is so thick; my jaw was starting to ache a little bit.”“No problem Penny, knowing the Karma Sutra and things like that, in India we practice on large vegetables and even sacred cows to take large cocks down out tiny throats.”Penny looked at Leonard, her eyes went wide and she mouthed the word “Wow!”Penny moved aside and bumped into Amy who was now on her back.Raj was between her thighs and just about to enter her cum covered cunt. The thick growth of hair was matted down with Raj's saliva and her own juices.Her legs came up and wrapped around Raj's dark muscled back and as he entered her, her mouth came open and a loud moan escaped; “Oh Penny I know why you fuck all those men, it is fantastic!”“Hey, I don't fuck a lot of guys!”“Yeah sure Bestie, keep telling yourself that! Now swing that pussy over here and let me lick you while Raj has his way with me!”Penny was shocked and a bolt of excitement coursed through her body at the same time. Without thinking it out she threw one shapely thigh over Amy's head and felt Amy's hands grab her hips and pull her down to her mouth.Penny let out a loud groan and squeezing her own tits, rolling her pussy up and down Amy's face.On the other side of the bed Priya had her pants off and knelt over Sheldon, her dark blue satin blouse was open and Sheldon was running his hands up and down her back urging her on as she licked and teased his cock.Priya rose up and tossed her blouse aside and her tight, petite dark body was hovering over that huge cock, dressed in a skimpy matching pair of black lace bra and panties.Leonard stood off to the side, he had removed his shirt and pants and his cock pushed against the silky boxers Priya had brought for him. He dropped his shorts and kicked them aside and as he stroked his cock, his eyes darted from Penny who was nearing an orgasm from Amy's tongue and then looking at his gorgeous dark haired beauty, stroking his so called best buddy and roommate, Sheldon.All of a sudden Bernadette came into view. She stepped in-between the bed and Leonard and taking a couple of short steps backwards came in contact with Leonard's sizeable cock. It bumped rather hard against her ample ass and she quickly pushed harder against him.Without thinking he wrapped his arms around her and drew her tightly against his body.Bernadette let out a squeal and began humping away at Leonard's cock.His hands came up and cupped her huge tits through her sweater and dress. His head came down and began to ravish her neck and ear.Bernadette went wild. She ripped off her sweater and tossed it aside. She took a couple of steps forward and placed her hands on the edge of the bed. Turning towards Leonard her mouth covered his. They swapped spit as his hands took fistfuls if her wavy long blonde hair and kissed her wildly.Breaking the kiss she groaned into his mouth; “Leonard, pull up my dress and fuck me. Fuck me doggy and fuck me good and hard. I need a cock in me that's bigger than my big toe!”Leonard could not believe how lucky he was. He had second thoughts about fucking Howard's fiancée but when she bent over the bed and threw her full skirt up and he stared at her gorgeous butt. Those short, but shapely legs were encased in opaque dark brown stocking that ended at mid-thigh and were held up by black garters, he threw all caution to the wind and pulling her lacy white panties to one side leaned forward and parting her tight lipped pussy, slipped his cock into her.In the Mrs. Wolowitz voice she screamed out; Come on Leonard, shove that big prick of yours in the blonde Catholic girl! Fuck me good and hard, make me cum like I need so bad to do. Oh fuck, watching Priya and Sheldon go at it is making me so fucking horny. I can't believe Amy is eating Penny! I want to try that next.“Leonard held onto her garters as he pulled her against him as he drove forward.Bernie threw her head back, her long golden blonde curls danced on her shoulders and down her back.Leonard gathered her silky hair in his hands and pulling on them pulled her harder against him. He turned her head and shoved his tongue halfway into her mouth as she met his and kissed him back. Her glasses fell off and he stopped as he looked into her eyes; "My god Bernadette, your eyes are gorgeous! I never realized just how green and alluring they are!”“Thank you Leonard, Howard never noticed them and it pisses me off, he's such a putz! Now stop talking, and start fucking the Catholic girl!”Leonard started off slow, sliding in and out of Bernadette's tight, wet pussy. He slowly picked up the pace and soon was slapping his sweaty skin against her thick thighs and she was moaning constantly. He reached up and, unzipping the back of her dress, drew it off her shoulders and down about her waist.Penny stared at Bernadette's huge tits; “My god Bernadette, why do you always hide those gorgeous tits of yours? If I had tits like that I'd always be showing them off!”Sheldon scoffed; “What do you mean Penny, you aren't hardly half that big and you are always flashing them at Leonard!”“I do not!” the aspiring actress protested.Priya responded, pulling Sheldon's cock from her mouth; “Oh yes you do!”“Do not!”Raj, Amy, and Bernadette all responded; “Yes you do!”“Oh shut up, and just; shut up!” In a whispered Penny replied; “Do not!”Leonard just nodded as he continued fucking Bernadette from behind; “I don't mind, Penny, brings back more great mammaries!”Sheldon scoffed again; “Sarcasm, right?”In a long voice Leonard responded; “Right!”Raj pulled out of Amy's well fucked cunt and his cock was coated in her thick creamy cum.Bernadette stared at it as Leonard continued to fuck her and she had a strong urge to suck Amy's cum from Raj's stiff cock.Leonard slowed his inward strokes and reaching down began to wiggle her dress back and forth on her ample hips. As it slipped free he briefly pulled out of her and slid the dress to her knees, where she quickly discarded the dress from her legs.Leonard drew her panties off, now giving him freer access to her dripping pussy. He slipped back into her pussy and began pounding her faster and deeper. He reached up and gripped at the bra, unhooking it, it fell from her body and he immediately replaced the bra cups with his hands. Leonard began mauling her huge tits and it sent Bernadette over the top as she started cumming all over his invading cock.:“Oh yes, Leonard; fuck me, fuck me good and hard,” Bernadette bellowed like a wild woman. “Oh fuck! I just love having my big titties played with, it makes me cum so much faster!”When she finally stopped cumming, Leonard pulled his cum coated cock from her pussy. It made a slurping, sucking sound from the intense suction his cock had caused.Bernadette moaned in frustration; “Oh please Leonard, don't stop. Oh fuck, I want to cum again!”The buxom petite let out a loud scream and giggled when Leonard suddenly flipped her over and with her ass sitting on the edge of the bed; he threw her stocking clad legs over his shoulders and buried his face in her foaming pussy. He latched onto her pussy and she let out a loud growl.Penny laughed; “Oh my god, Bernadette, you are in for a treat! Leonard has to be the best pussy-eater I've ever been with!”Sheldon laughed; “Wow, Leonard, that's saying something seeing just how many men Penny has been with!”“Hey!”, Penny protested.“Bazinga!”To be continued in part 3.By baranbrat for Literotica

Steamy Stories
Big-Bang, Gang-Bang Theory: Part 2

Steamy Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022


Penny and Raj bring Sheldon out into the World of Sex. By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes first time & group sex)Raj & Penny shared two bottles of wine and commiserated over their disappointing love lives. The evening led to a bedroom romp with Sheldon hearing every sound from his bedroom. He complained to Amy, in an online chat, but he was clueless of just how smitten his libido was, and he was being further drawn in to the unfolding sex scene.Raj scooted up on the bed and Penny rested her beautiful head on his dark skinned chest. He looked over in the mirror and he felt his cock stiffen again.“What a sight to see, Penny's flushed face & long straight flaxen blonde hair covered half of my bare bronzed chest,” Raj said proudly, as he had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.He leaned down and planted a soft kiss on the top of her head.She smiled up at him and covered his mouth with her own and it was a tender kiss. Slowly tongues came out and danced from one mouth to the other. As the kiss grew more passionate, Penny's hand drifted down and she gripped Raj's cock in her long slim fingers. She stroked it up and down and when Raj rolled over on top of her she guided his thick, stiff cock to the entrance to her waiting pussy.“Oh god, yes Raj, fuck my little pussy! Fuck it deep, yes, oh god yes, deeper, faster, faster. Oh my god you feel so fucking good in my cunt Raj!”Raj picked up the pace and now totally buried in her tight pussy, he fought hard not to cum too soon in this incredible pussy. He changed pace and slid from up and down, to side to side and it brought Penny to yet another orgasmPenny was constantly yelling out for Raj to fuck her harder and faster and Sheldon couldn't take any more of that yelling. He climbed out his window onto the wide concrete ledge and over to Leonard's window. He was about to knock on the pane of glass when he stopped and stared, open-mouthed, at the scene on Leonard's bed. Suddenly as Penny rode cowgirl on Raj's shaft, Sheldon felt a stirring in his loins and he could feel his long thick cock growing in his pajamas.Raj had rolled Penny over and she was now on top of Raj's dark muscular body. Her long slim thighs were clutching at his waist and she as she rose and fell, Sheldon's watched from just next to the headboard, as Raj's thick shiny, cum coated cock driving in and out of Penny's foaming pussy.Her eyes were closed as her large tits bounced and swayed up and down and from side to side. Sheldon let out a tiny gasp when he saw Raj's hands come up and began to maul those two gorgeous mounds of flesh.She was nearing yet another orgasm as her head tossed about, her long silky blonde hair flew about her upper body making her look ever-more desirable.Without noticing what he was going, Sheldon's cock had popped out of his pajama bottoms and was standing straight out. Kneeling tall, He continued to watch Penny and Raj fuck and his hand came down and began stroking his huge cock. His hand slid up and down at lightning speed as Penny slammed her lush body down faster and faster on Raj's cock.Suddenly Penny stiffened and she yelled out; Oh yes! Raj, fill my aching cunt with your cum, shoot it deep and fill my womb with your hot Indian cum!“When Sheldon saw and heard this, he lost it too; and started shooting his heavy load all over Leonard's bedroom window. He let out a loud deep grunt, and when he did, Penny and Raj quickly looked at the window.Penny yelled out; “What the fuck, Sheldon!” She suddenly stopped talking when her eyes took in the huge piece of meat in Sheldon's hand.“Get your ass in here, Sheldon! You could fall and kill yourself,” she ordered.He was totally flustered, but managed to stuff his semi-erect cock back in his pajamas, and opening the window, climbed in and just stood there staring at the naked couple, still connected by Raj's stiff pole,“Uh sorry, Penny, but I never seen two people having coitus before.”“My god, Sheldon, you just came all over the window watching Raj and me. Can't you call it what it is, We were fucking! We're going to start again and if you drop those pajama bottoms and come over here, maybe I'll suck your cock while Raj fucks me again!”“Oh no, Penny, I couldn't do that!”He ran to the door and opened it, but didn't leave. He just stood there while Penny rolled halfway off of Raj and lifting her upper thigh flashed Sheldon her oozing pussy and Raj's thick cock covered in his and her cum juices. She reached down to Raj's semi-flaccid cock and stroked it several times, it came back to life. “My god, Raj, don't you ever quit?” Penny declared with delight.He smiled; “With a woman as beautiful and as sexy as you are, it isn't hard staying hard!”“Ah ha, I get it, staying hard, good one Raj. Now stuff that fucking cock back in my pussy and fuck me good and hard from behind. After seeing Sheldon's huge cock, it got me all hot and horny again!” Penny was on hands and knees while Raj pivoted around her ass and penetrated. His long arms reached forward to grab her pendulous swaying tits.Sheldon just stood there near the open door, not knowing what to do, but as Penny started moaning and watching Raj play with her firm tits, his cock started to betray him again and it was soon making a large tent out of his pajama bottoms.“Come on Sheldon; get your ass over to the edge of the bed on my side!”Reluctantly, he slowly slipped over to the bed and he jumped half a foot when Penny suddenly reached out and yanked his pants down.“Oh my god, Sheldon, you're fucking huge!”He giggled; Well Penny, they make everything bigger in East Texas, bazinga!“Raj continued to slide in and out of Penny's pussy from behind as she reached out and began stroking Sheldon's cock. Without a doubt it had to be perhaps twelve inches, and when she wrapped her hand around it, her fingers didn't touch. She wanted desperately to shove that monster in her mouth, but was afraid he'd rip her tonsils out. She leaned forward and ran her tongue around and around the huge mushroom-like head and it jumped. A drop of pre-cum oozed out.Penny greedily lapped the drop up, and it excited her even more. Opening her mouth, her lips stretched to the max, she was able to take about five inches in before he hit the back of her throat. She pulled her mouth off his cock and she was drooling all over his cock. She swiped the huge piece of meat across her lips and cheek; "Oh my god, Sheldon; with a cock this big, why the fuck aren't you using it. I know several women who would die to get their lips and pussies wrapped around it!”“Sorry, Penny; that consists of touching and you know how much I hate having anyone touching me!”“Ah ha, Sheldon; it looks like I'm touching you right now and you seem to like it!”“Penny, don't confuse me. I know what I said and I know that what you are doing feels different, but I'm still not convinced it's what I want.”“Well Sheldon, let me convince you! Oh god, Raj; yes just like that, fuck me slow and deep while I get Sheldon all hot and bothered!”She shook her long blonde hair and it swayed back and forth across Sheldon's stiff cock. Her hand slid slowly up and down the thick shaft and her mouth followed. Her tongue swiped up and down the shaft several times and when she lifted her mouth his entire cock was shiny and dripping with her saliva. She continued to stroke the shaft and as Raj picked up the pace, fucking her from behind, so did Penny, stroking Sheldon's cock.“Oh Penny, what are you doing to me! I feel like my insides are being torn out, I don't like that!”She giggled; “Just you wait, sweetie; when you cum you're going to feel completely different!”She picked up the pace and so did Raj; and soon all three of them were groaning.Sheldon was first; “Oh my, I know what you mean now, Penny! With that he started cumming, he came buckets, covering Penny's face, chest and arm.This triggered an orgasm in her loins and as she covered Raj's cock with her hot cum, he also let go, filling Penny's hot cunt with his creamy Indian cum.Sheldon, unable to stand; pushed Penny further back on the bed and collapsed besides her.Penny draped an arm across Sheldon, her large stiff nipples tits pressed against his back and he snuggled with his back towards her. "Ah look Raj, Sheldon's maintaining human contact!”Sheldon turned his head; “Well okay, Penny; but no kissing, I don't like kissing, too many germs!”Let me get this straight Sheldon, I can put your cock in my mouth and suck you off where you pee from, but you won't kiss me?“That's right, Missy; especially after you had my penis in your mouth!”“Before the night is over Sheldon, I guarantee I'll have you eating my pussy!” Penny rolled to her back, pulling Sheldon with her. Raj, having spent another load in Penny's luscious cunt, had laid his back down on her other side.He shook his head; “Oh, I doubt that!”Just then, Amy Farrah Fowler came rushing into the open room and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw  the gloriously naked Penny laid out between equally naked men; stroking both Raj's cum coated cock and Sheldon's monstrous cock.“Oh my, Bestie; what are you doing to my boyfriend?”Sheldon jumped up, his cock bobbing up and down making Amy let out a; “Woo!”“I am not your boyfriend, Amy. I am a boy and you are my friend, but I am not your boyfriend!”Penny looked up at him; “Really, Sheldon; that's all you can say to Amy now? I'm here, naked; stroking your cock and all you can say is Amy isn't your girlfriend!”Amy looked down at Sheldon's huge cock and looking over at Raj took a deep breath; “Woo!”Sheldon looked at her; “Amy, what are you doing here at this hour?”“Sheldon, we were communicating about all the noise Penny and Raj were making, and suddenly you went off the grid. I got concerned and rushed over to see if you were alright.”Penny sat up, her large tits stared directly at Amy; “Ah, Sheldon, see she was concerned, that's what a girlfriend does!”“Once again she is my friend and she is a girl, but she is not my girlfriend!”Raj knelt up and reaching out took a hold of Amy's hand; “Amy Farrah Fowler, would you like to join us?”She licked her lips and stared at his large swollen cock totally covered in Penny's pussy juices; “Woo!”Raj slid to the edge of the bed and took her large handbag and placed it on the floor. He reached up and removed her large rimmed glasses; “I always wondered how you looked under these glasses. Just as I suspected, your eyes are very pretty.”Raj reached up and undid the large clasp holding her long dark brown hair back. He combed his fingers through it and draped it over her shoulders. “See Amy you already look very appealing!”He slowly unbuttoned her sweater and began on her high collared blouse. Leaning forward he placed tiny kisses on her neck and as her blouse came unbuttoned his face followed the open blouse, placing tiny kisses down her chest.Amy's breathing was becoming more labored as Raj slipped the blouse and sweater off her shoulders and it fell to the floor. She was wearing a simple cotton bra and Raj quickly unhooked that and drawing it off her shoulders was pleasantly surprised on just how full and firm her tits were. These twin beauties were kept locked up and covered for way too long. Her nipples were teardrop and her areoles were a bright pink. They were just a bit more than a handful, but a good B size Raj thought.Raj leaned forward and took one upturned nipple in-between his dark lips and drawing it into his mouth he lapped at it with his tongue.Amy let out another; “Woo, Woo, Woo!” She crushed his face against her tit and he continued his assault on first one and then the other tit.Penny climbed out of the bed and headed for the bathroom to clean-up and get ready for the next round of fucking, at least she hoped for another round, she was still horny and watching Raj and Amy got her turned on again.Back in the bedroom, Raj now had Amy on her back and had removed her thick corduroy skirt. He pulled at her thick black tights and they came off, along with her cotton panties.Once again Raj was pleasantly surprised by Amy full, but shapely legs. They were in no way in the same class as Penny's but for the dumpy looking nerd, now naked before him, she looked rather appealing. One obstacle was her rather large growth of hair around her pussyRaj ran his fingers through her thick growth and finding her wet lips slipped a finger into her pussy.Amy once again let out a burst of Woo's and rolled her head from side to side on the bed.Penny came back into the room, once again looking like a million bucks, her make-up repaired and her hair once again brushed, looking as sexy as ever. Slipped onto the bed and took a spot between Amy and Sheldon.“Oh Amy, you are just going to love the way Raj eats pussy. I think it's that Indian in him and all that Karma Sutra crap!”Raj looked up at Penny; “Oh Penny I think that is racist, but thank you!” He lowered his mouth and fishing through all that hair found her pussy. Spreading her lips he dove in and within seconds had Amy squirming and panting her way towards her first orgasm produced by someone other than herself.Penny watched Raj bringing Amy to her first real orgasm, her hand found Sheldon's stiff cock. She pushed his hand away as he was stroking his cock watching Raj eating Amy; “So Sheldon, are you ready for some pussy eating?”“Oh no Penny, there is no way I'm putting my mouth down there where you go pee pee!”She laughed; “I guarantee before the night is over we will have you eating pussy!”“I don't think so! Just look at Raj, his entire face is covered in her pee pee!”“Sheldon, you didn't read the book Leonard and I gave you, did you? That isn't pee, it's her pussy juices, bluntly put, her cum!”“Oh my, see your promiscuity does make you an expert on something!”“Hey!”“Penny it's a complement, take it that way! My lord there is no pleasing you is there?”“Oh yes there is Sheldon. Are you ready to please me again?” She lowered her mouth and took the head of his cock into her mouth.“Oh lord!” Sheldon threw his head back and now, for the first time began to play with her hair with one hand and his other hand reached down and cupped her tit.Amy now had Raj on his back and she tried to mimic Penny as she began sucking on Raj's cock.Soon the room was filled with both Raj and Sheldon moaning and groaning as they both raced towards another orgasm.On in the hallway Bernadette was knocking on Penny's door, but got no answer. Just then Leonard and Priya came up the stairs. Seeing Bernadette, Leonard spoke up; “Hi Bernadette, I got a text earlier from Raj saying Penny was in our place. Would you like to come in and see?”Speaking out in Howard's mother's voice said; “What do you think Leonard? Why would I come this far and not come over across the hall to find out?”“Wow, Bernadette, where is this all coming from?”Back in her normal voice said; “I'm sorry Leonard, Howard and I just had another fight about Glenn and his huge, you know what!”“That's okay Bernadette, come on in and let's see if Penny is here, okay?”She nodded and followed Priya and Leonard into the apartment. The living room was empty, but they all heard noises coming from down the hall.The three of them headed down the hall, past the bathroom and Sheldon's room and just before they entered Leonard's bedroom they heard Sheldon say; “Oh yes Penny suck my big cock nice and deep!”They burst into the room and Raj and Sheldon were nearly prone on the bed with both of their bellies and crotches covered with dark brown and blonde hair. They both had their eyes closed as Amy and Penny bobbed up and down on their stiff cocksLeonard cleared his throat and Sheldon and Raj opened their eyes. Neither Amy nor Penny heard them as they continued to suck and swallow their big shafts.Raj spoke up; “Oh hi Leonard, sis, Bernadette! Look Leonard, Amy and Penny are giving us blowjobs!”“I can see that Raj, but why?”“Who knows, but why fight it. I can't decide who the better cock sucker is. Penny is more experienced and really knows how to get a guy off, but Amy is inexperienced and is very enthusiastic! I know Penny fucks great, but haven't tried Amy yet to compare!”Leonard was getting upset; “You Fucked Penny?”Raj was smiling from ear to ear; “twice and I even came in her pussy once!”Priya was getting upset; “Why are you getting upset Leonard? Penny isn't your girlfriend any longer, I am, well at least I was!”“It's just he's banging her in My bed Priya!”“Oh so it's okay for you to, as you would say, Bang me, in Raj's bed, but he can't bang Penny in your bed?”In a quiet voice he said; “Well yeah!”“Wrong answer there Leonard. She walked over to the edge of the bed and looked down at Sheldon from a better angle; "Oh my god Penny, that cock is unbelievable!”Penny popped her mouth off of it, saliva was dripping from her bee stung lips; “I know, isn't it incredible. It's such a shame that this huge cock is attached to such a crazy person.Sheldon looked down at the two completely different women; "Hey Penny, I resent that, I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.”Priya could feel her pussy begin to moisten; “Penny do you mind if I tried some of that?”“No Priya give it your best shot. I was getting a little tired anyways. That cock is so thick; my jaw was starting to ache a little bit.”“No problem Penny, knowing the Karma Sutra and things like that, in India we practice on large vegetables and even sacred cows to take large cocks down out tiny throats.”Penny looked at Leonard, her eyes went wide and she mouthed the word “Wow!”Penny moved aside and bumped into Amy who was now on her back.Raj was between her thighs and just about to enter her cum covered cunt. The thick growth of hair was matted down with Raj's saliva and her own juices.Her legs came up and wrapped around Raj's dark muscled back and as he entered her, her mouth came open and a loud moan escaped; “Oh Penny I know why you fuck all those men, it is fantastic!”“Hey, I don't fuck a lot of guys!”“Yeah sure Bestie, keep telling yourself that! Now swing that pussy over here and let me lick you while Raj has his way with me!”Penny was shocked and a bolt of excitement coursed through her body at the same time. Without thinking it out she threw one shapely thigh over Amy's head and felt Amy's hands grab her hips and pull her down to her mouth.Penny let out a loud groan and squeezing her own tits, rolling her pussy up and down Amy's face.On the other side of the bed Priya had her pants off and knelt over Sheldon, her dark blue satin blouse was open and Sheldon was running his hands up and down her back urging her on as she licked and teased his cock.Priya rose up and tossed her blouse aside and her tight, petite dark body was hovering over that huge cock, dressed in a skimpy matching pair of black lace bra and panties.Leonard stood off to the side, he had removed his shirt and pants and his cock pushed against the silky boxers Priya had brought for him. He dropped his shorts and kicked them aside and as he stroked his cock, his eyes darted from Penny who was nearing an orgasm from Amy's tongue and then looking at his gorgeous dark haired beauty, stroking his so called best buddy and roommate, Sheldon.All of a sudden Bernadette came into view. She stepped in-between the bed and Leonard and taking a couple of short steps backwards came in contact with Leonard's sizeable cock. It bumped rather hard against her ample ass and she quickly pushed harder against him.Without thinking he wrapped his arms around her and drew her tightly against his body.Bernadette let out a squeal and began humping away at Leonard's cock.His hands came up and cupped her huge tits through her sweater and dress. His head came down and began to ravish her neck and ear.Bernadette went wild. She ripped off her sweater and tossed it aside. She took a couple of steps forward and placed her hands on the edge of the bed. Turning towards Leonard her mouth covered his. They swapped spit as his hands took fistfuls if her wavy long blonde hair and kissed her wildly.Breaking the kiss she groaned into his mouth; “Leonard, pull up my dress and fuck me. Fuck me doggy and fuck me good and hard. I need a cock in me that's bigger than my big toe!”Leonard could not believe how lucky he was. He had second thoughts about fucking Howard's fiancée but when she bent over the bed and threw her full skirt up and he stared at her gorgeous butt. Those short, but shapely legs were encased in opaque dark brown stocking that ended at mid-thigh and were held up by black garters, he threw all caution to the wind and pulling her lacy white panties to one side leaned forward and parting her tight lipped pussy, slipped his cock into her.In the Mrs. Wolowitz voice she screamed out; Come on Leonard, shove that big prick of yours in the blonde Catholic girl! Fuck me good and hard, make me cum like I need so bad to do. Oh fuck, watching Priya and Sheldon go at it is making me so fucking horny. I can't believe Amy is eating Penny! I want to try that next.“Leonard held onto her garters as he pulled her against him as he drove forward.Bernie threw her head back, her long golden blonde curls danced on her shoulders and down her back.Leonard gathered her silky hair in his hands and pulling on them pulled her harder against him. He turned her head and shoved his tongue halfway into her mouth as she met his and kissed him back. Her glasses fell off and he stopped as he looked into her eyes; "My god Bernadette, your eyes are gorgeous! I never realized just how green and alluring they are!”“Thank you Leonard, Howard never noticed them and it pisses me off, he's such a putz! Now stop talking, and start fucking the Catholic girl!”Leonard started off slow, sliding in and out of Bernadette's tight, wet pussy. He slowly picked up the pace and soon was slapping his sweaty skin against her thick thighs and she was moaning constantly. He reached up and, unzipping the back of her dress, drew it off her shoulders and down about her waist.Penny stared at Bernadette's huge tits; “My god Bernadette, why do you always hide those gorgeous tits of yours? If I had tits like that I'd always be showing them off!”Sheldon scoffed; “What do you mean Penny, you aren't hardly half that big and you are always flashing them at Leonard!”“I do not!” the aspiring actress protested.Priya responded, pulling Sheldon's cock from her mouth; “Oh yes you do!”“Do not!”Raj, Amy, and Bernadette all responded; “Yes you do!”“Oh shut up, and just; shut up!” In a whispered Penny replied; “Do not!”Leonard just nodded as he continued fucking Bernadette from behind; “I don't mind, Penny, brings back more great mammaries!”Sheldon scoffed again; “Sarcasm, right?”In a long voice Leonard responded; “Right!”Raj pulled out of Amy's well fucked cunt and his cock was coated in her thick creamy cum.Bernadette stared at it as Leonard continued to fuck her and she had a strong urge to suck Amy's cum from Raj's stiff cock.Leonard slowed his inward strokes and reaching down began to wiggle her dress back and forth on her ample hips. As it slipped free he briefly pulled out of her and slid the dress to her knees, where she quickly discarded the dress from her legs.Leonard drew her panties off, now giving him freer access to her dripping pussy. He slipped back into her pussy and began pounding her faster and deeper. He reached up and gripped at the bra, unhooking it, it fell from her body and he immediately replaced the bra cups with his hands. Leonard began mauling her huge tits and it sent Bernadette over the top as she started cumming all over his invading cock.:“Oh yes, Leonard; fuck me, fuck me good and hard,” Bernadette bellowed like a wild woman. “Oh fuck! I just love having my big titties played with, it makes me cum so much faster!”When she finally stopped cumming, Leonard pulled his cum coated cock from her pussy. It made a slurping, sucking sound from the intense suction his cock had caused.Bernadette moaned in frustration; “Oh please Leonard, don't stop. Oh fuck, I want to cum again!”The buxom petite let out a loud scream and giggled when Leonard suddenly flipped her over and with her ass sitting on the edge of the bed; he threw her stocking clad legs over his shoulders and buried his face in her foaming pussy. He latched onto her pussy and she let out a loud growl.Penny laughed; “Oh my god, Bernadette, you are in for a treat! Leonard has to be the best pussy-eater I've ever been with!”Sheldon laughed; “Wow, Leonard, that's saying something seeing just how many men Penny has been with!”“Hey!”, Penny protested.“Bazinga!”To be continued in part 3.By baranbrat for Literotica

Steamy Stories Podcast
Big-Bang, Gang-Bang Theory: part 1

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022


Sheldon disrupts Penny's pleasure. By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes coupling & voyeurism)Penny was from Nebraska and even though she looked innocent and just like the ‘Girl Next Door', she was anything but that!After her break-up with Leonard, who lives with Sheldon across the hall; she drifted from one guy to another, mostly hard bodies, but dumb as dirt and as she had told Leonard on several occasions; “You rat bastard, I was okay dating dumb guys, but after dating you I realize just how dumb they really are!”When Priya, Raj's sister, came into the picture she thought she had lost any chance of ever getting Leonard back, then her misfortunes turned upside down and suddenly things began to come around for Penny.The night Penny found out that Raj and Leonard had changed apartments, so Leonard could spend all of his time with Priya; and Raj crashed in Leonard's room so he could avoid listening to Leonard fuck his sister, while he slept out on the sofa. Well, Penny came over and saw how Raj had prepared a great meal for Sheldon, she started crying and unlike him, Sheldon gave her a hug saying “There there, Penny!”That was the extent of his compassion, but when Raj opened a bottle of wine and he drank a sip or two, his social inhibitions in the presence of sexy women immediately dissolved and he opened up. Penny was compelled to have her first conversation with Raj, and found him comforting. Penny divulged her frustration about bad choices in men, and the long chain of one-night flings with dumb horny guys. The two continued to share wine & conversation, well after dinner.Sheldon excused himself saying he had to go to bed, it was 9 PM.Penny and Raj opened a second bottle of wine and the more she drank the more appealing Raj became; she liked the dark chocolate of his Indian skin and wondered how dark his cock looked when fully erect. Unlike most hot single men in the SoCal singles market, Penny was amazed that Raj demonstrated a great skill of listening and empathy.As for Raj, he was really getting into comforting Penny; he stared at her and just could not believe he was conversing with this gorgeous blonde.Today her long silky blonde hair was down; it was getting longer and longer and nearly reached the middle of her back. She was wearing a pair of black tight yoga pants. Above that she was wearing a combination dress/tunic top. It was very chic, with large lime green, yellow and white diagonally striped running from shoulders to hem. It was loose fitting and every time she leaned forward the top of the dress ballooned out and gave Raj a peak of her large billowy breasts. The dress ended three quarters of the way down her full shapely thighs.His mouth watered as he imagined sucking on those large pillow-like breasts. He stared at her and he marveled at the way she lit up the entire room whenever she smiled or laughed. He was super sensitive and every time she reached out and touched his arm or placed her hand on his knee he thought he was going to go right through the roofRaj went into the kitchen to find another bottle of wine and Penny followed him. Feeling a bit guilty, Penny was going to go across the hall to find another bottle of liquor, but Raj insisted that he was hosting and she should accept his generosity. She was half out the door when he came to her with two glasses of burgundy. She let go of the door to take his offered tumbler. He nearly dropped his own glass when he felt Penny's arms reach out and wrap them around his waist. Leaning into him, she bent down and placed her warm, wet lips against the sensitive flesh just below his ear.He let out a tiny moan and he felt his cock stiffen when her tongue came out and flicked back and forth on his earlobe.When she began nibbling on his ear, he nearly lost it. Putting the glass down, he spun around and running his hands through her long silky blonde hair, pulled her bee-stung lips to his and they kissed for the first time.It started off with tiny pecks and grew to a full blown kiss, it was gentle and their lips slid back and forth as they became accustomed to one another.Raj broke the kiss and gently swept her silky hair away from her face and his eyes searched hers; “Are you sure you want to do this Penny? I'm not very experienced and wouldn't want to disappoint you, so if you change your mind, I'd rather you do it now rather than when we move things along even more.”She smiled at his honesty and running her fingers through his dark hair nodded slowly; “Oh yes Raj, there have been many times I've looked over at you and wondered what it would be like to be with a man of color.”Raj placed his index finger just below her chin and raising her lips up to his he placed tiny kisses on her lips, chin, cheeks and the tip of her nose. He returned to her lips and she leaned into the kiss and it grew more heated.Penny's tongue slipped out and ran along his darker lips and she felt his hands on her hips, he drew her lush body against his. She moaned into his mouth as she felt his cock poking her in the belly, she knew she had made the right choice. She was so fucking horny and hearing about Leonard & Priya made her more determined to squelch the aching in her loins.She broke the kiss and kicked at the door to shut it. Taking him by the hand, she ignored the ‘almost-shut door & led him down the hall to Leonard's bedroom where she had many memorable nights with the asthmatic nerd.As they passed Sheldon's room Penny whispered; “Shush Raj, we don't want to let Sheldon know what we are doing!”Sheldon opened the door and peeked his head out; “I heard you, Penny. Oh no, don't tell me you're going to have coitus with Raj! I thought when you broke up with Leonard I was free of that!“Penny in her sassy voice replied; “Oh yeah, Sheldon; it's going to get loud. You better put those noise reducing headphones on!”Sheldon shook his head and closed the door behind him as Penny led Raj into Leonard's room, she closed the door and the two of them sat uncomfortably on the bed, both with their hands in their laps.Raj made the first move, turning towards her he swept her long hair back across her shoulders; “This is one thing that I was always attracted to you, your beautiful flaxen blonde hair, it's so not black like everyone in India!”She laughed and placed a tiny kiss on his hand that was beside her face. When she kissed it, he ran his finger along her red glossy lips.She pursed her lips and opening them drew one of his digits into her mouth.Raj let out a moan when her tongue flicked at his finger and sucked on it harder.She continued to suck on his finger and her gaze dropped to his pants where she noticed a large tenting. She pulled his finger out of her mouth and whispered to him; “Is that lump down there for me? I'd much rather suck on something like that rather than your finger!”From the next room thy heard Sheldon; “Dear Lord, where are my headphones!”Penny yelled out; “Shut up, Sheldon!”She placed her hands on Raj's chest and pushed him back onto the bed; “Raj just lay back and relax and let me get you comfortable!”Raj swung his legs up and now his entire body was lying on the bed.“Let's get you out of these, first!” She pulled his shoes and socks off and now slid up the bed and hovered over his upper body.“Just close your eyes Raj and enjoy!”He shook his head from side to side: “I can't Penny, you look so beautiful, and I don't want to miss a moment looking at you!”She smiled from ear to ear; “Ah Raj, such a sweet thing to say!”From the next room they heard Sheldon yell out; “Lame!“Penny replied again; "Shut up Sheldon!”Raj just smiled and stared up at her as she leaned over him, her long flaxen blonde hair swept across his face, neck and chest. She lowered her face to his and planted tiny kisses on his forehead, cheeks and chin. She moved upwards to his dark quivering lips and slipping her tongue out painted a line of saliva along his lips.His lips parted and his tongue came out to join hers. His eyes kept searching her dark blue eyes and he shivered as her hair swept back and forth across his sensitive skin.Her lips grew a little more urgent as their lips moved back and forth , their tongues dueled with one another and when his hand came up to pull her head harder against his she grabbed his wrist; “Uh ha Raj, no you don't I told you to just lay there and let me do everything. I'll let you know when you can move!”From the other side of the wall came a voice; “Penny, I have handcuffs, do you want to use them?”Penny yelled out once again; “Shut up Sheldon! Put on your fucking headphones!”She resumed kissing Raj, planting hot, wet kisses along his chin and neck. Her hands began unbuttoning his shirt and when she had it completely unbuttoned, she parted his shirt and was surprised just how muscular he was. Her eyes sparkled up at him; “You dog, Raj; have you been working out? Nice chest!”He nodded; “Just don't tell Leonard or Howard, but I joined a health club and try to work out twice a week!”Her hands slid over his well-muscled chest; “Mmm, I like it Raj, it shows!”Over the next couple of minutes she covered every inch of his chest, neck and upper belly. She licked and sucked at his dark, stiff nipples and had him squirming and his cock was nearly bursting from his pants.Raj held his breath as she swept her long blonde hair back and forth across his dark skinned chest and upper belly. He let out a tiny moan when her hands slipped open his belt, unhooked his pants and slowly drew the zipper down.She scooted around on the bed and nearly straddling his lower body, began to tug at his pants.Raj eagerly rose up, arching his back making it easier for Penny to remove his pants. Slipping them down his dark, muscled legs, she tossed it to the floor and ran her extremely white hands, compared to his dark skin, up and down his calves and thighs. Every time she reached his tighty whities she stopped short. She licked her lips when she saw the large bulge she was causing and her pussy started dripping, filling her panties with her juices.She lowered her head and licked up and down his thighs and this produced a loud groan from Raj and he could hardly keep his hands off of her.Her mouth hovered over his briefs and lowering her mouth she let out a burst of hot air and he groaned even louder. Opening her mouth she covered the big lump with her mouth and she sucked hard on his cock right through his briefs.Raj let out a loud groan and arched his hips, trying to shove more of his cock into her mouth.Penny giggled and knelt up; a red lipstick stain was painted on his briefs where his lump was. Gripping his briefs in her manicured fingers she pulled on them. Once again Raj lifted his ass allowing his briefs to be taken off. Penny's eyes nearly popped out of her head. She licked her lips as she stared at the dark chocolate beef stick before her. It was just about the same size as Leonard's, about eight inches long, but it was a lot thicker and she worried she couldn't get that entire thing down her throat. She loved having a cock slide in and out of her mouth and down her throat. She prided herself on giving great head and she hoped she wouldn't disappoint.Little did she know, if she was the worse cocksucker in the world, Raj wouldn't know and probably wouldn't care? He knew any blowjob from a woman was a whole helluva lot better than his right or left fist.She stared up at him with those large dark blue eyes and whispered; “Oh Raj, I just hope I can take this entire gorgeous cock down my throat. I need a cock in my mouth so bad right now! Just thinking about that slut sister of yours sucking on Leonard's cock, well I just have to have one for myself right now!”He nodded and smiled at her; “He didn't like what she said about his sister, but there was no way in hell he was going to piss her off, especially when she was just about to suck his cock."One thing Penny, it's been so long since anyone other than myself had touched my penis, well I may not last very long!”“Oh sweetie, no problem, we have all night and I think I'm good enough to get it up more than once!”From behind the wall they heard; “Oh my dear lord, I've died and went to hell!”They both yelled out at the same time; “Shut up Sheldon!”She slid onto her belly as she situated herself between the two columns of dark flesh. His legs came together trapping her there. She placed a tiny kiss on the head of his cock and licked the pre-cum off that was oozing out. She looked up at him and smiled; “Oh don't worry sweetie, I'm not going anywhere, I'm exactly where I want to be, so relax your legs and just lay back and enjoy this, okay?”He nodded again, placed his hands behind his head, taking a deep breath closed his eyes and waited for her lips to take over.Penny cupped his balls and played with them as his cock swayed back and forth. She caught it between her lips without using her hands. She licked it up and down and all around. She took the large head into her mouth and her snake-like tongue whipped around and around. She took more and more of his cock into her mouth and when she felt it bump the back of her throat she pulled back allowing her thick, hot saliva to drip down his dark shaft and collect around his balls.She played with it as if it was her own personal play toy. She switched up from slow deliberate sucks to fast and deep strokes. She pulled it out of her mouth and ran it all over her face and throat and once dry she resumed sucking it.She took it in slow and deep, sucking harder and harder and she heard Raj let out a loud groan. She held it firmly in her mouth and toying with his balls, she felt them tighten and felt his large cockhead jerk and begin to spurt his thick, hot creamy cum down her throat. She drank it down quickly as she felt it jerk again and again, sending more of his sperm into her mouth.When he was spend she kept the last shot in her mouth and rolling it around and around, finally swallowed it; “Um Raj, your cum is so tasty!” She giggled; “I can almost taste the curry in it?”He smiled down at her; “You know Penny, that is racist, but I don't care if you do that again!”She stroked his cock and another drop came out, she licked it up and looking at him ran the white creamy cum alone her lips and then into her mouth.“All in due time Raj, we have all night. Don't you think it's time I took some clothes off?”Raj nodded vigorously; “Would you like me to help?”She was smiling from ear to ear; “Oh no Sweetie, you just lay back, watch me and get your strength back for round two, okay?”“Whatever you say, Penny!”She had already taken her shoes off and she stood on the bed and swayed back and forth. She locked eyes with Raj and threw her head around several times sending her long flaxen blonde hair everywhere, it looked amazing and her hair completely disheveled made his cock begin to stiff already.She swayed her hip back and forth and from side to side as she hovered above the completely nude, dark handsome man. She reached up and finding the long zipper on the back of her tunic, slowly began to lower it. She slid it from one shoulder and then the other. She held it in place just above the swell of her full heavy breasts.She teased him by nearly lowering the tunic to show him her tits, but slipped it back onto her shoulders. She giggled when she heard him groan in frustration, nearly seeing the breasts he had longed for, for nearly five years.She reached for the hem of her tunic dress and gripping it in her hands, in one swift motion; she lifted it over her head and tossed it to the floor.Raj's eyes were the size of saucers as he stared up at the magnificent set of tits, still confined in her lacy, nearly see-through black bra.She giggled when she saw his reaction. She looked lower and saw his thick chocolate cock completely stiff once again and standing perpendicular to his body.Penny licked her lips and groaned; “Oh God, I'm going to enjoy riding that monster!”From the other room Sheldon yelled out; “My lord, you haven't even had coitus yet and you are already calling on the deity! I'll be up all night!”Penny yelled out again; “Shut up Sheldon!”Raj yelled out; “Sheldon, if you saw what I'm looking at right now, you'd be up all night too!”Penny bent down and gave Raj a passionate kiss; “Ah, Thank You Sweetie, that was so nice to say!”She bend over him again and whispered in his ear; “It's okay Raj, go ahead, be my guest and take my bra off, you earned it!”She felt his cock scrap against her slim thigh and his clumsy fingers pulled at the three hooks holding her bra together. Finally getting them open she knelt up and the straps fell from her shoulders.Penny shook her shoulders and the bra fell to his lap and landed on his cock and it swayed and twitched. She raised her hands and cupped the twin perfect mounds of flesh.They stood high and they had to be large C cup size with large pink areoles and even darker pink, nearly red nipples. They stood stiff from their center and her thumbs came out and flicked them back and forth producing a moan from both herself and Raj.She leaned over him and as her tits hovered just above his face she whispered out in a sexy lust filled voice; “Raj, would you like a taste? Would you like to suck on my big fat nipples? I just love having my tits played with!”He nodded vigorously; “Oh My! Yes, Penny. I would be honored!”“You are so sweet Raj, but you don't have to say thank you every time, okay?”He nodded; “Okay, thank you!”She laughed again and lowered her red, ripe tit to his lips and he placed his hands behind her and drew her down harder against his mouth. He worked the nipple over and over. Penny moaned softly as he ran his tongue around the sensitive areole and drew the stiff tip further into his mouth. His lips sucked even harder and another moan even louder escaped her mouth and she shifted allowing him to do the same to her other tit.“My god I just love having my tits sucked on! Suck them harder Raj, ah just like that! Don't stop, harder, harder!”Raj finally took control and rolled Penny over onto her back and she smiled up at him; “It's about time you took control big boy; now let's see what you got!”He swept a stray blonde lock from her face and stared down at those gorgeous dark blue eyes. Lowering his face he began to rain kisses all over her forehead, eyelids, cheeks and lips. They exchanged spit and tongues for several minutes.Raj moved lower and sweeping her gorgeous hair from her neck he attacked her long slender neck. He licked and sucked on her tender flesh and produced a long groan from her lips; “Oh my god Raj, your mouth is driving me crazy!”From the other room Sheldon yelled out; “Oh lord, here it goes! I'm going to have to listen to her calling god's name all night!”Once again Penny yelled out; “Shut up Sheldon, Put your fucking headphones on!”“I can't they hurt my head,” Sheldon whined.Raj ignored both of them and planted wet kisses on both of her shoulders and moved lower to the tops of her sensitive mounds. Reaching the erect tips, he pushed the two mounds together and sucked on both nipples at the same time.Penny let out a squeal; “Oh lord, Raj, that feels amazing, don't stop!”He smiled and sucked and licked faster and harder causing Penny to scream out in pleasure.Letting go he moved lower and reached Penny's squirming hips. She was still wearing her skintight pants and grasping them by the waistband he wiggled them back and forth and they finally cleared her slim hips and ample ass. He dragged them down her shapely legs and she assisted Raj by kicking them back and forth until they flew in the air to the floor below.Raj knelt up, his thick chocolate cock swayed back and forth and Penny bit her lower lip as she watched that monster bob up and down so close to her pussy.“My god, Penny you are beautiful. Can I just sit here and stare a bit?”Her eyes lit up and sparkled; “Ah Raj, take all the time you like sweetie, I'm not going anywhere!”His eyes traveled from the tip of her blonde head, across her beautiful face. He stopped at her sexy tits and licked his lips as he watched them rise and fall from her labored breathing. Downward his gaze went to her flat belly and stopping at her pussy which was glistening with her juices. A tiny patch of blonde hair was wet with her juices just above her pussy. Raj was surprised she didn't have any panties on, but really didn't care. He looked lower, having a hard time tearing his eyes from her gorgeous fat lipped pussy; he took in her perfectly formed legs and tiny feet.He slid down to those feet and taking first one and them the other in his hands he sucked and licked on each tiny toe. He ran his tongue around and around the digits causing her to squeal and giggle. Her giggling quickly dissipated when he lower the feet and began raining hot, wet kisses up her shapely legs.Penny held her breath as he moved to the sensitive flesh of her inner thighs and nipped and licked at the golden thighs. She let out a long deep grunt when Raj spread her outer lips with his thumbs and leaning forward let out a long cool steam of air on her overheated pussy.She humped the air trying to make contact with his mouth; “Come on Raj, lick it, lick my fucking pussy!”It was his turn to chuckle and in his Indian dialect said; Oh, so it's okay for the white woman to tease the foreign boy, but not okay for him to do the same to her huh?“"Damn straight Skippy, now stop teasing me and lick my fucking pussy!”Sheldon yelled out again; “My god, Raj; do it already!”Once again Penny yelled out; “Shut up Sheldon!”Raj leaned in and inhaled her musky scent and sticking his tongue out stabbed her at the base of her swollen lips. Pushing deep her swept his tongue upwards slowly and as deep as he could. When he reached the top, he wiggled his tongue around and coating her clit with her juices he stabbed at it and flicked it back and forth.Penny went into orbit; Oh god, oh god, oh god, where the hell did you learn to do that Raj? Oh god, oh god, more, more, more, don't stop Raj. Oh fuck I never felt anything like that before. More, more, more Raj, oh fuck my pussy with that fantastic tongue of yours, oh god, oh god, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm cumming Raj, more, more!“Raj sucked, licked and stabbed at her cunt from all directions and depths.Oh fuck, oh fuck me Raj! Where did you learn to eat pussy like this?”He chuckled; “I'm from India; ever hear of the Karma Sutra?”All of a sudden there was a loud banging on the bedroom door; “Penny and Raj, Penny and Raj, Penny and Raj? Stop that inferno babbling, let me in!”Penny yelled out; “Fuck off Sheldon! I locked the door on purpose. We didn't want to be disturbed!”“Well we can all see that didn't work out too well now did it Penny!”“Fuck off Sheldon, you're not coming in, so just go in the living room and play your video games and leave us be! Go ahead Raj; make me scream and cream all over that fantastic tongue of yours!”She ran her fingers through his curly black hair and pulled him harder against her foaming pussy and she got louder and louder as he brought her closer and closer to cumming again.His tongue seems to be everywhere at once and when he shoved two fingers up her dripping hole, she shot off again, like never before, she squirted.“Oh Raj, I want to clone that mouth of yours and keep it attached to my pussy forever. Oh yes, yes oh god, oh god, I'm cumming again, don't stop, don't stop, ah!”Raj licked and sucked and drove a third finger into her pussy and she went off like never before covering his face and fingers with her hot creamy cum.Finally unable to take anymore she pushed his head away; “Please, please Raj give me a chance to recover. Um, you were amazing, I just hope you fuck as well as you eat pussy!”From the other room they heard; “Oh my lord I'm in depravity hell!”They both yelled out; “Shut up Sheldon!”To be continued in part 2.By baranbrat for Literotica

Steamy Stories
Big-Bang, Gang-Bang Theory: part 1

Steamy Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022


Sheldon disrupts Penny's pleasure. By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes coupling & voyeurism)Penny was from Nebraska and even though she looked innocent and just like the ‘Girl Next Door', she was anything but that!After her break-up with Leonard, who lives with Sheldon across the hall; she drifted from one guy to another, mostly hard bodies, but dumb as dirt and as she had told Leonard on several occasions; “You rat bastard, I was okay dating dumb guys, but after dating you I realize just how dumb they really are!”When Priya, Raj's sister, came into the picture she thought she had lost any chance of ever getting Leonard back, then her misfortunes turned upside down and suddenly things began to come around for Penny.The night Penny found out that Raj and Leonard had changed apartments, so Leonard could spend all of his time with Priya; and Raj crashed in Leonard's room so he could avoid listening to Leonard fuck his sister, while he slept out on the sofa. Well, Penny came over and saw how Raj had prepared a great meal for Sheldon, she started crying and unlike him, Sheldon gave her a hug saying “There there, Penny!”That was the extent of his compassion, but when Raj opened a bottle of wine and he drank a sip or two, his social inhibitions in the presence of sexy women immediately dissolved and he opened up. Penny was compelled to have her first conversation with Raj, and found him comforting. Penny divulged her frustration about bad choices in men, and the long chain of one-night flings with dumb horny guys. The two continued to share wine & conversation, well after dinner.Sheldon excused himself saying he had to go to bed, it was 9 PM.Penny and Raj opened a second bottle of wine and the more she drank the more appealing Raj became; she liked the dark chocolate of his Indian skin and wondered how dark his cock looked when fully erect. Unlike most hot single men in the SoCal singles market, Penny was amazed that Raj demonstrated a great skill of listening and empathy.As for Raj, he was really getting into comforting Penny; he stared at her and just could not believe he was conversing with this gorgeous blonde.Today her long silky blonde hair was down; it was getting longer and longer and nearly reached the middle of her back. She was wearing a pair of black tight yoga pants. Above that she was wearing a combination dress/tunic top. It was very chic, with large lime green, yellow and white diagonally striped running from shoulders to hem. It was loose fitting and every time she leaned forward the top of the dress ballooned out and gave Raj a peak of her large billowy breasts. The dress ended three quarters of the way down her full shapely thighs.His mouth watered as he imagined sucking on those large pillow-like breasts. He stared at her and he marveled at the way she lit up the entire room whenever she smiled or laughed. He was super sensitive and every time she reached out and touched his arm or placed her hand on his knee he thought he was going to go right through the roofRaj went into the kitchen to find another bottle of wine and Penny followed him. Feeling a bit guilty, Penny was going to go across the hall to find another bottle of liquor, but Raj insisted that he was hosting and she should accept his generosity. She was half out the door when he came to her with two glasses of burgundy. She let go of the door to take his offered tumbler. He nearly dropped his own glass when he felt Penny's arms reach out and wrap them around his waist. Leaning into him, she bent down and placed her warm, wet lips against the sensitive flesh just below his ear.He let out a tiny moan and he felt his cock stiffen when her tongue came out and flicked back and forth on his earlobe.When she began nibbling on his ear, he nearly lost it. Putting the glass down, he spun around and running his hands through her long silky blonde hair, pulled her bee-stung lips to his and they kissed for the first time.It started off with tiny pecks and grew to a full blown kiss, it was gentle and their lips slid back and forth as they became accustomed to one another.Raj broke the kiss and gently swept her silky hair away from her face and his eyes searched hers; “Are you sure you want to do this Penny? I'm not very experienced and wouldn't want to disappoint you, so if you change your mind, I'd rather you do it now rather than when we move things along even more.”She smiled at his honesty and running her fingers through his dark hair nodded slowly; “Oh yes Raj, there have been many times I've looked over at you and wondered what it would be like to be with a man of color.”Raj placed his index finger just below her chin and raising her lips up to his he placed tiny kisses on her lips, chin, cheeks and the tip of her nose. He returned to her lips and she leaned into the kiss and it grew more heated.Penny's tongue slipped out and ran along his darker lips and she felt his hands on her hips, he drew her lush body against his. She moaned into his mouth as she felt his cock poking her in the belly, she knew she had made the right choice. She was so fucking horny and hearing about Leonard & Priya made her more determined to squelch the aching in her loins.She broke the kiss and kicked at the door to shut it. Taking him by the hand, she ignored the ‘almost-shut door & led him down the hall to Leonard's bedroom where she had many memorable nights with the asthmatic nerd.As they passed Sheldon's room Penny whispered; “Shush Raj, we don't want to let Sheldon know what we are doing!”Sheldon opened the door and peeked his head out; “I heard you, Penny. Oh no, don't tell me you're going to have coitus with Raj! I thought when you broke up with Leonard I was free of that!“Penny in her sassy voice replied; “Oh yeah, Sheldon; it's going to get loud. You better put those noise reducing headphones on!”Sheldon shook his head and closed the door behind him as Penny led Raj into Leonard's room, she closed the door and the two of them sat uncomfortably on the bed, both with their hands in their laps.Raj made the first move, turning towards her he swept her long hair back across her shoulders; “This is one thing that I was always attracted to you, your beautiful flaxen blonde hair, it's so not black like everyone in India!”She laughed and placed a tiny kiss on his hand that was beside her face. When she kissed it, he ran his finger along her red glossy lips.She pursed her lips and opening them drew one of his digits into her mouth.Raj let out a moan when her tongue flicked at his finger and sucked on it harder.She continued to suck on his finger and her gaze dropped to his pants where she noticed a large tenting. She pulled his finger out of her mouth and whispered to him; “Is that lump down there for me? I'd much rather suck on something like that rather than your finger!”From the next room thy heard Sheldon; “Dear Lord, where are my headphones!”Penny yelled out; “Shut up, Sheldon!”She placed her hands on Raj's chest and pushed him back onto the bed; “Raj just lay back and relax and let me get you comfortable!”Raj swung his legs up and now his entire body was lying on the bed.“Let's get you out of these, first!” She pulled his shoes and socks off and now slid up the bed and hovered over his upper body.“Just close your eyes Raj and enjoy!”He shook his head from side to side: “I can't Penny, you look so beautiful, and I don't want to miss a moment looking at you!”She smiled from ear to ear; “Ah Raj, such a sweet thing to say!”From the next room they heard Sheldon yell out; “Lame!“Penny replied again; "Shut up Sheldon!”Raj just smiled and stared up at her as she leaned over him, her long flaxen blonde hair swept across his face, neck and chest. She lowered her face to his and planted tiny kisses on his forehead, cheeks and chin. She moved upwards to his dark quivering lips and slipping her tongue out painted a line of saliva along his lips.His lips parted and his tongue came out to join hers. His eyes kept searching her dark blue eyes and he shivered as her hair swept back and forth across his sensitive skin.Her lips grew a little more urgent as their lips moved back and forth , their tongues dueled with one another and when his hand came up to pull her head harder against his she grabbed his wrist; “Uh ha Raj, no you don't I told you to just lay there and let me do everything. I'll let you know when you can move!”From the other side of the wall came a voice; “Penny, I have handcuffs, do you want to use them?”Penny yelled out once again; “Shut up Sheldon! Put on your fucking headphones!”She resumed kissing Raj, planting hot, wet kisses along his chin and neck. Her hands began unbuttoning his shirt and when she had it completely unbuttoned, she parted his shirt and was surprised just how muscular he was. Her eyes sparkled up at him; “You dog, Raj; have you been working out? Nice chest!”He nodded; “Just don't tell Leonard or Howard, but I joined a health club and try to work out twice a week!”Her hands slid over his well-muscled chest; “Mmm, I like it Raj, it shows!”Over the next couple of minutes she covered every inch of his chest, neck and upper belly. She licked and sucked at his dark, stiff nipples and had him squirming and his cock was nearly bursting from his pants.Raj held his breath as she swept her long blonde hair back and forth across his dark skinned chest and upper belly. He let out a tiny moan when her hands slipped open his belt, unhooked his pants and slowly drew the zipper down.She scooted around on the bed and nearly straddling his lower body, began to tug at his pants.Raj eagerly rose up, arching his back making it easier for Penny to remove his pants. Slipping them down his dark, muscled legs, she tossed it to the floor and ran her extremely white hands, compared to his dark skin, up and down his calves and thighs. Every time she reached his tighty whities she stopped short. She licked her lips when she saw the large bulge she was causing and her pussy started dripping, filling her panties with her juices.She lowered her head and licked up and down his thighs and this produced a loud groan from Raj and he could hardly keep his hands off of her.Her mouth hovered over his briefs and lowering her mouth she let out a burst of hot air and he groaned even louder. Opening her mouth she covered the big lump with her mouth and she sucked hard on his cock right through his briefs.Raj let out a loud groan and arched his hips, trying to shove more of his cock into her mouth.Penny giggled and knelt up; a red lipstick stain was painted on his briefs where his lump was. Gripping his briefs in her manicured fingers she pulled on them. Once again Raj lifted his ass allowing his briefs to be taken off. Penny's eyes nearly popped out of her head. She licked her lips as she stared at the dark chocolate beef stick before her. It was just about the same size as Leonard's, about eight inches long, but it was a lot thicker and she worried she couldn't get that entire thing down her throat. She loved having a cock slide in and out of her mouth and down her throat. She prided herself on giving great head and she hoped she wouldn't disappoint.Little did she know, if she was the worse cocksucker in the world, Raj wouldn't know and probably wouldn't care? He knew any blowjob from a woman was a whole helluva lot better than his right or left fist.She stared up at him with those large dark blue eyes and whispered; “Oh Raj, I just hope I can take this entire gorgeous cock down my throat. I need a cock in my mouth so bad right now! Just thinking about that slut sister of yours sucking on Leonard's cock, well I just have to have one for myself right now!”He nodded and smiled at her; “He didn't like what she said about his sister, but there was no way in hell he was going to piss her off, especially when she was just about to suck his cock."One thing Penny, it's been so long since anyone other than myself had touched my penis, well I may not last very long!”“Oh sweetie, no problem, we have all night and I think I'm good enough to get it up more than once!”From behind the wall they heard; “Oh my dear lord, I've died and went to hell!”They both yelled out at the same time; “Shut up Sheldon!”She slid onto her belly as she situated herself between the two columns of dark flesh. His legs came together trapping her there. She placed a tiny kiss on the head of his cock and licked the pre-cum off that was oozing out. She looked up at him and smiled; “Oh don't worry sweetie, I'm not going anywhere, I'm exactly where I want to be, so relax your legs and just lay back and enjoy this, okay?”He nodded again, placed his hands behind his head, taking a deep breath closed his eyes and waited for her lips to take over.Penny cupped his balls and played with them as his cock swayed back and forth. She caught it between her lips without using her hands. She licked it up and down and all around. She took the large head into her mouth and her snake-like tongue whipped around and around. She took more and more of his cock into her mouth and when she felt it bump the back of her throat she pulled back allowing her thick, hot saliva to drip down his dark shaft and collect around his balls.She played with it as if it was her own personal play toy. She switched up from slow deliberate sucks to fast and deep strokes. She pulled it out of her mouth and ran it all over her face and throat and once dry she resumed sucking it.She took it in slow and deep, sucking harder and harder and she heard Raj let out a loud groan. She held it firmly in her mouth and toying with his balls, she felt them tighten and felt his large cockhead jerk and begin to spurt his thick, hot creamy cum down her throat. She drank it down quickly as she felt it jerk again and again, sending more of his sperm into her mouth.When he was spend she kept the last shot in her mouth and rolling it around and around, finally swallowed it; “Um Raj, your cum is so tasty!” She giggled; “I can almost taste the curry in it?”He smiled down at her; “You know Penny, that is racist, but I don't care if you do that again!”She stroked his cock and another drop came out, she licked it up and looking at him ran the white creamy cum alone her lips and then into her mouth.“All in due time Raj, we have all night. Don't you think it's time I took some clothes off?”Raj nodded vigorously; “Would you like me to help?”She was smiling from ear to ear; “Oh no Sweetie, you just lay back, watch me and get your strength back for round two, okay?”“Whatever you say, Penny!”She had already taken her shoes off and she stood on the bed and swayed back and forth. She locked eyes with Raj and threw her head around several times sending her long flaxen blonde hair everywhere, it looked amazing and her hair completely disheveled made his cock begin to stiff already.She swayed her hip back and forth and from side to side as she hovered above the completely nude, dark handsome man. She reached up and finding the long zipper on the back of her tunic, slowly began to lower it. She slid it from one shoulder and then the other. She held it in place just above the swell of her full heavy breasts.She teased him by nearly lowering the tunic to show him her tits, but slipped it back onto her shoulders. She giggled when she heard him groan in frustration, nearly seeing the breasts he had longed for, for nearly five years.She reached for the hem of her tunic dress and gripping it in her hands, in one swift motion; she lifted it over her head and tossed it to the floor.Raj's eyes were the size of saucers as he stared up at the magnificent set of tits, still confined in her lacy, nearly see-through black bra.She giggled when she saw his reaction. She looked lower and saw his thick chocolate cock completely stiff once again and standing perpendicular to his body.Penny licked her lips and groaned; “Oh God, I'm going to enjoy riding that monster!”From the other room Sheldon yelled out; “My lord, you haven't even had coitus yet and you are already calling on the deity! I'll be up all night!”Penny yelled out again; “Shut up Sheldon!”Raj yelled out; “Sheldon, if you saw what I'm looking at right now, you'd be up all night too!”Penny bent down and gave Raj a passionate kiss; “Ah, Thank You Sweetie, that was so nice to say!”She bend over him again and whispered in his ear; “It's okay Raj, go ahead, be my guest and take my bra off, you earned it!”She felt his cock scrap against her slim thigh and his clumsy fingers pulled at the three hooks holding her bra together. Finally getting them open she knelt up and the straps fell from her shoulders.Penny shook her shoulders and the bra fell to his lap and landed on his cock and it swayed and twitched. She raised her hands and cupped the twin perfect mounds of flesh.They stood high and they had to be large C cup size with large pink areoles and even darker pink, nearly red nipples. They stood stiff from their center and her thumbs came out and flicked them back and forth producing a moan from both herself and Raj.She leaned over him and as her tits hovered just above his face she whispered out in a sexy lust filled voice; “Raj, would you like a taste? Would you like to suck on my big fat nipples? I just love having my tits played with!”He nodded vigorously; “Oh My! Yes, Penny. I would be honored!”“You are so sweet Raj, but you don't have to say thank you every time, okay?”He nodded; “Okay, thank you!”She laughed again and lowered her red, ripe tit to his lips and he placed his hands behind her and drew her down harder against his mouth. He worked the nipple over and over. Penny moaned softly as he ran his tongue around the sensitive areole and drew the stiff tip further into his mouth. His lips sucked even harder and another moan even louder escaped her mouth and she shifted allowing him to do the same to her other tit.“My god I just love having my tits sucked on! Suck them harder Raj, ah just like that! Don't stop, harder, harder!”Raj finally took control and rolled Penny over onto her back and she smiled up at him; “It's about time you took control big boy; now let's see what you got!”He swept a stray blonde lock from her face and stared down at those gorgeous dark blue eyes. Lowering his face he began to rain kisses all over her forehead, eyelids, cheeks and lips. They exchanged spit and tongues for several minutes.Raj moved lower and sweeping her gorgeous hair from her neck he attacked her long slender neck. He licked and sucked on her tender flesh and produced a long groan from her lips; “Oh my god Raj, your mouth is driving me crazy!”From the other room Sheldon yelled out; “Oh lord, here it goes! I'm going to have to listen to her calling god's name all night!”Once again Penny yelled out; “Shut up Sheldon, Put your fucking headphones on!”“I can't they hurt my head,” Sheldon whined.Raj ignored both of them and planted wet kisses on both of her shoulders and moved lower to the tops of her sensitive mounds. Reaching the erect tips, he pushed the two mounds together and sucked on both nipples at the same time.Penny let out a squeal; “Oh lord, Raj, that feels amazing, don't stop!”He smiled and sucked and licked faster and harder causing Penny to scream out in pleasure.Letting go he moved lower and reached Penny's squirming hips. She was still wearing her skintight pants and grasping them by the waistband he wiggled them back and forth and they finally cleared her slim hips and ample ass. He dragged them down her shapely legs and she assisted Raj by kicking them back and forth until they flew in the air to the floor below.Raj knelt up, his thick chocolate cock swayed back and forth and Penny bit her lower lip as she watched that monster bob up and down so close to her pussy.“My god, Penny you are beautiful. Can I just sit here and stare a bit?”Her eyes lit up and sparkled; “Ah Raj, take all the time you like sweetie, I'm not going anywhere!”His eyes traveled from the tip of her blonde head, across her beautiful face. He stopped at her sexy tits and licked his lips as he watched them rise and fall from her labored breathing. Downward his gaze went to her flat belly and stopping at her pussy which was glistening with her juices. A tiny patch of blonde hair was wet with her juices just above her pussy. Raj was surprised she didn't have any panties on, but really didn't care. He looked lower, having a hard time tearing his eyes from her gorgeous fat lipped pussy; he took in her perfectly formed legs and tiny feet.He slid down to those feet and taking first one and them the other in his hands he sucked and licked on each tiny toe. He ran his tongue around and around the digits causing her to squeal and giggle. Her giggling quickly dissipated when he lower the feet and began raining hot, wet kisses up her shapely legs.Penny held her breath as he moved to the sensitive flesh of her inner thighs and nipped and licked at the golden thighs. She let out a long deep grunt when Raj spread her outer lips with his thumbs and leaning forward let out a long cool steam of air on her overheated pussy.She humped the air trying to make contact with his mouth; “Come on Raj, lick it, lick my fucking pussy!”It was his turn to chuckle and in his Indian dialect said; Oh, so it's okay for the white woman to tease the foreign boy, but not okay for him to do the same to her huh?“"Damn straight Skippy, now stop teasing me and lick my fucking pussy!”Sheldon yelled out again; “My god, Raj; do it already!”Once again Penny yelled out; “Shut up Sheldon!”Raj leaned in and inhaled her musky scent and sticking his tongue out stabbed her at the base of her swollen lips. Pushing deep her swept his tongue upwards slowly and as deep as he could. When he reached the top, he wiggled his tongue around and coating her clit with her juices he stabbed at it and flicked it back and forth.Penny went into orbit; Oh god, oh god, oh god, where the hell did you learn to do that Raj? Oh god, oh god, more, more, more, don't stop Raj. Oh fuck I never felt anything like that before. More, more, more Raj, oh fuck my pussy with that fantastic tongue of yours, oh god, oh god, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm cumming Raj, more, more!“Raj sucked, licked and stabbed at her cunt from all directions and depths.Oh fuck, oh fuck me Raj! Where did you learn to eat pussy like this?”He chuckled; “I'm from India; ever hear of the Karma Sutra?”All of a sudden there was a loud banging on the bedroom door; “Penny and Raj, Penny and Raj, Penny and Raj? Stop that inferno babbling, let me in!”Penny yelled out; “Fuck off Sheldon! I locked the door on purpose. We didn't want to be disturbed!”“Well we can all see that didn't work out too well now did it Penny!”“Fuck off Sheldon, you're not coming in, so just go in the living room and play your video games and leave us be! Go ahead Raj; make me scream and cream all over that fantastic tongue of yours!”She ran her fingers through his curly black hair and pulled him harder against her foaming pussy and she got louder and louder as he brought her closer and closer to cumming again.His tongue seems to be everywhere at once and when he shoved two fingers up her dripping hole, she shot off again, like never before, she squirted.“Oh Raj, I want to clone that mouth of yours and keep it attached to my pussy forever. Oh yes, yes oh god, oh god, I'm cumming again, don't stop, don't stop, ah!”Raj licked and sucked and drove a third finger into her pussy and she went off like never before covering his face and fingers with her hot creamy cum.Finally unable to take anymore she pushed his head away; “Please, please Raj give me a chance to recover. Um, you were amazing, I just hope you fuck as well as you eat pussy!”From the other room they heard; “Oh my lord I'm in depravity hell!”They both yelled out; “Shut up Sheldon!”To be continued in part 2.By baranbrat for Literotica

DocuSweeties with Chris and Wah
90 Day Fiancé: HEA S7 Ep5 "Complicated"

DocuSweeties with Chris and Wah

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 43:22


Wherein Jenny goes zip-lining but draws the line at Karma Sutra-ing, Yara has to deal with an actual war and Libby's sisters do an about face.

Rogues Gallery Uncovered
Sexplorer - Richard Francis Burton 1886

Rogues Gallery Uncovered

Play Episode Play 39 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 25:26 Transcription Available


Victorian SupermanHe translated the karma sutra, sneaked into one of the holiest places on earth, was the first European to see Lake Tanganyika – by accident -  and possessed an extremely impressive moustache.His name was Richard Francis Burton and there was very little he couldn't do.It's a tale of pathological boredom, heroic drinking, sexual exploration and malaria.Why did Burton live with a family of monkeys?What did he use to hit one of his teachers over the head?Where did someone stick a spear in his body that made life difficult?What was the Cannibal Club?The answers to all these questions and more can be found in episode 28 of Rogue's Gallery Uncovered – the podcast of bad behaviour in period costume.Email:  simon@roguesgalleryonline.comSupport the gallery on Patreon  HEREVisit the exclusive store HERESign up for the newsletter and become “A Lovable Rogue” HERESupport the show

The Morning Rumble Catchup Podcast
SPECIAL - Karma Sutra Casey

The Morning Rumble Catchup Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 5:36


Today on the show Bryce dived into what your Star Sign suggests that you should be adding to your "Bike Rides".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Josh James Show
EP.12 - Eshaan Akbar

That Josh James Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 63:23


This week Josh is joined by his first ever guest on the podcast, comedian and good friend Eshaan Akbar. Josh and Eshaan talk about growing up in Essex, the Karma Sutra and Josh's cameo on series one of TOWIE. Follow Josh on social media - @JoshJamesy on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok & YouTube Produced by Sam Picone - @SamPicone on Instagram & Twitter, @SamPiconeComedy on TikTok Intro music - Foxy Lady by Danya Vodovoz

Bad Dads Film Review
Lars and The Real Girl & The Epic Adventures of Morph - Episode Re-Release

Bad Dads Film Review

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 100:48


The Dads are on holiday but will be back as usual from 20th April. In the meantime enjoy this special rereleased episode where we discuss LARS AND THE REAL GIRL...Original show notes below.______________“The lack of women directors in the industry is no joke. The top 100 films of 2019 were helmed by a total of 113 directors, 89.4 percent of whom were male and 10.6 percent of whom were female.” So said Women and Hollywood's Melissa Silverstein after the 2020 Golden Globes once again featured an all male lineup in the Best Director category in a year where Greta Girwig (Little Women) and Lulu Wang (The Farewell) have had a strong case for inclusion. With this in mind, the Bad Dads Top 5 this week features those movies directed by women, and some of our favourite movies are included.My sex doll and I have been together for 5 years this week. To celebrate our anniversary I thought I'd spice things up a little so I bought a book - the Karma Sutra for Dummies. And with that thought, let's move swiftly on to this weeks main feature: Lars and The Real Girl. Despite the sensational and ludicrous premise (a socially awkward young man pretends a sex doll is real), this thoughtful and uplifting film united the Dads for it's sensitive examination of what a community support network could look like for someone struggling with mental illness.The sex talk continues with a nostalgic look back at a recently relaunched favourite. Yes morph is making a comeback! Talk about 50 Shades of Clay. Aardman Animations  Epic Adventures of Morph hit the television screens earlier this month and you can hear our take on this once beloved classic. As usual it doesn't take too long before the conversation veers off topic.We love to chat with our listeners - you can usually find us annoying people on Twitter (@dads_film), on Facebook or via email at [email protected] Please do get in touch, especially if you have something you'd like for us to review.Until next time, we remain...Bad Dads

The Critical Banter Podcast
Karma Sutra for Kids

The Critical Banter Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 41:48


The full crew is back for a second week in a row for the first time in an eternity. The boys have plenty of yarns to start us off this week, including a story of one of the boys showing disrespect to a waiter at a bar, the boys then copping abuse from a homeless man and finally one of the lads being floored by the price of a takeaway bacon and egg roll vs the dine-in price. We have a new game this week, the “Fake Name Game,” where we finally utilise the beautiful Rodecaster to its full capabilities. In what is essentially a prank calling segment, Ro and Sen take turns prank calling people whilst trying to name drop as many silly fake names the other has provided, without being hung up on. After a long hiatus, the always popular “TCB Debate” is back this week. This week's debate topics see Ro reciting poetry, Miguel barks like a dog and Kush breaks down the number 5 before someone gets unceremoniously slapped. Also this week: Absinthe, Seto Kaiba, Methusaleh Honeysuckle and Will Smith. Segments this week: The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week's news stories, events and viral trends. Fake Name Game: The boys must make a prank call while name dropping incredibly silly fake names without getting hung up on. TCB Debate: Inspired by the Presidential debates, the boys decide to argue like old men without the interrupting. ___________________________________________________ FULL PODCAST EPISODES

The Fix.
Ep 47 - Guess Her Karma Sutra

The Fix.

Play Episode Play 27 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 28:05


We are back to discuss another sexy spicy topic! The babes' mission is to open your minds to have sexier conversations and games between your lovers and friends! In this game, each player has a Karma Sutra position, taking turns players will read off the name of the position. Your opponent will then have to describe to the best of their ability what they think that position would look like. Once the position is revealed we encourage you to explore the position more, have or would you tried it? did you like it? would you try it again?  For more great content:thefixbabespodcast@gmail.com@thefixbabes@bronsongideon@taylaa.p

The Alternates: An NBA Show For The Others
Bleak Future: Kemba's Knicks, Zion's Pelicans, LeBron's Lakers, NBA Nicknames, Weekend Bets!

The Alternates: An NBA Show For The Others

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 42:18


NBA Games resume and The Alternates have you covered! A look at the Goran Dragic signing, Kyrie's good news, Zion as a teammate, and LeBron's next move! Plus some players' nickname trivia and weekend bets!We support independent music and you should too!This episode's music:Karma Sutra: https://www.discogs.com/master/1655829-Various-God-Save-Us-From-The-USA S.L.I.P.: https://sorrystaterecords.bandcamp.com/album/slippy-when-wet Subscribe to The Alternates on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/thealternatesContact us!Email:thealternateshoop@gmail.comTik Tok: @TheAlternatesNBA0:00 Intro0:54 Karma Sutra- Let Them Eat Samosa (song)4:00 Welcome!6:16 Headliners27:00 Three Pack33:05 Bet Brains40:42 S.L.I.P.- There's No Hope For The USA

The Divorce Devil Podcast
Divorce Devil Podcast 060: Don't listen to all the haters and be careful of what advice you listen to and accept.

The Divorce Devil Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 41:45


We kinda struggled with a topic for today.  We were initially going to talk about the effects on kids after divorce and positive ways to combat the negativity.  But we changed to don't listen to all the haters and be careful of what advice you listen to and accept.  Topics of you're the keynote speaker, going to Home Depot aisle three by the wood section, falling in love with the first person you date after a divorce, misery loves company, Karma Sutra, bear in the garage and shit happens daily in your life - how you handle it can define you.  We did agree that you have to know where you stand at a moment in time to take advice from others.  Even though your friends have good intentions, sometimes, they can fall prey to providing bad recommendations thinking of what you want to hear but not what you need.  Stay tuned.  

Health Youniversity with Dr. Susan Fox
06: Bringing Sex and Sensuality To Your Conception with Denise Weisner, LAc

Health Youniversity with Dr. Susan Fox

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 39:58


Conception and sensuality go hand in hand.   This week, Dr. Susan sits down with Denise Weisner, LAc is the founder of Natural Healing and Acupuncture and author of the book Conceiving with Love. Together, Dr. Denise and Dr. Susan hold an open and relevant conversation around sexuality and bring joy back into your sex life.   Without education, it can be difficult to understand what the physical, mental, and emotional effects can be around sex and menstruation. Dr. Denise shares insight into the phases of menses, the fluids, and vaginal discharge one can have, and how sexual trauma impacts sexual expression and reproduction.   Tune in to learn traditional Karma Sutra practices and short exercises to connect with yourself, your partner, and the sexual experience you want to have. You don't want to miss this!   Key Topics and Takeaways: The misinterpretation of the infertility struggles of today. It takes anywhere from 20 to 45 minutes to fill erectile tissues with blood. And sexual arousal is different for each body. 5-minute intimacy exercises to increase connection and better understand what you and your partner both want. It is possible to create comfort and confidence within a man when a woman uses a stimulating toy for orgasm. The ins and outs of egg freezing: when to do it, the side effects, and how to prepare for the procedure for optimal egg retrieval.    Where To Find Dr. Denise Weisner https://www.denisewiesner.com/ Memorable Quotes   “Really what is making a baby, but two people coming together with big open hearts and hearts that connect to our reproductive and our genitals, and that is the experience of passionate lovemaking.” (5:00, Dr. Denise)   “But we've sort of become inculturated with the idea that lovemaking and sexual expression is different from when it's time to start a family.” (6:03, Dr. Susan)   “Everyone's sexual needs are different and there are so many erogenous zones in the body. It's not just like our clitoris.” (10:14, Dr. Denise)   “Men forget that a lot of times women are clitoral orgasmers, and not vaginal orgasmers.” (17:29, Dr. Denise)   “I actually don't encourage anybody to egg freeze in their twenties. There's a lot of hormones to put your body through and you might meet someone and never use them.” (20:36, Dr. Denise)   “Many women and many men who have experienced sexual abuse, to many other things, itTake the fertility quiz: https://www.healthyouniversity.co/fertility-quizSchedule a Fertile Health Assessment: https://www.healthyouniversity.co/programsFollow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dr.susan.fox/

The Drive Home with Herbie and Josh
130: FULL SHOW - Yoga Or Karma Sutra Move? Cheap Tuesday & Dumpster Diving

The Drive Home with Herbie and Josh

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 34:38


On Today's Show -  Longest time for a reply  Cheap Tuesday  Love Island - Jordan  Yeah Nah  Who Am I? Plover Facts  Dumpster Diving  Yoga or Karma Sutra  Sports that made it to TV

The Drive Home with Herbie and Josh
130: FULL SHOW - Yoga Or Karma Sutra Move? Cheap Tuesday & Dumpster Diving

The Drive Home with Herbie and Josh

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 34:38


On Today's Show -  Longest time for a reply  Cheap Tuesday  Love Island - Jordan  Yeah Nah  Who Am I? Plover Facts  Dumpster Diving  Yoga or Karma Sutra  Sports that made it to TV

The Back Pain Podcast
Ask Us Anything - The Sex and Back-Pain Edition

The Back Pain Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 30:33


Dave and Rob answer questions from their communities and in this episode look at what it means when your practitioner says, ‘It's all in your head' and share great advice on how pain works and the individual response to it If you are concerned about your posture and think it's contributing to your back pain will a posture correction device help? Dave has great advice and a clear explanation of what you can do to positively influence back pain They also answer a frequently asked question about sciatica and sex, listen in and find out more   KEY TAKEAWAYS It's the brain's job to decide if something is painful or not and technically  all pain is in your head Your pain is real for you and it's important that it's validated You can't fail physiotherapy or other professions it just means you need to look for a different approach Movement is a positive influence on back pain, movement is key from a neurological, physiological, and chemical point of view Gentle movement is what makes the difference It's normal to have symptoms after surgery because the nerves still need to heal When a nerve is irritated it changes its state so it takes time to return to being healthy Nerve healing is different for every individual but diet and systemic health play an important part in optimum recovery Your interpretation and reaction to pain will influence your healing time If you can take a ‘top down' approach and view yourself then you can influence your healing Sciatica does not mean you can't have sex there it's about whatever is most comfortable There is no particular position, it's about finding the position that works best for you Any sexual dysfunction can be a sign of cauda equina and you should seek medical help   BEST MOMENTS ‘Freedom to fidget – you should be moving as much as possible ‘Nerves take time to return to their resilient structure' ‘Everyone has different rates of healing ‘Grab a Karma Sutra and work your way through'   THE BACK PAIN PODCAST PROVIDER MAP - FINDING SOMEONE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BACK PAIN https://thebackpainpodcast.com/index.php/members-map/   VALUABLE RESOURCES The Back Pain Podcast The Back Pain Podcast website The Back Pain Podcast recommended products affiliate link Our Rode Mixer https://amzn.to/3waU8bx Our Microphones https://amzn.to/3rzSZ9Z Second Microphone https://amzn.to/2ObKMeA XLR Cable https://amzn.to/3rBL8ZB Studio Headphones https://amzn.to/3u082LE Laptophttps://amzn.to/3dhfafT Our webcam https://amzn.to/31uUefQ      ABOUT THE HOSTS Dave Elliott Dave is the owner of Advanced Chiropractic, a chain of Chiropractic and massage therapy clinics in Essex, UK. Dave still sees patients during the week but has been working hard to talk to as many experts in the field of back pain as possible to help distil all the information and bring it to you in this awesome podcast. You can find Dave on any of the Advanced Chiropractic social media platforms, or you can contact him at hello@thebackpainpodcast.com   if you have any questions for him. -Instagram   Rob Beaven Rob owns and runs a multidisciplinary clinic, The Dyer St Clinic in Cirencester Gloucestershire. His team of Chiropractors, Physiotherapists, Osteopaths, Doctors and podiatrists all collaborate on thousands of back pain patients every year. Alongside Dave, he has worked hard to bring to the table experts across all industries to give you the low down on back pain, with steps you can implement today to start feeling better. -Instagram -Twitter   SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS Instagram Twitter Facebook   CONTACT US hello@thebackpainpodcast.com                         Support the show: https://thebackpainpodcast.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Medicinal Bitchin’
A Bitchin' Time With Angelia Guthrie

Medicinal Bitchin’

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 62:45


Bri & Lamar have THE BEST conversation with Minneapolis local artist and activist Angelia Guthrie. She beats faces with make-up and truth. The discussion covers water protection, how Democrats and Republicans are hurting our ENTIRE NATION, how nature is not only healing but necessary, the sex talk, the Karma Sutra, and motherhood. The pieces are pushed together and the world is healed by the end of this episode. Get medicated and enjoy the journey.  

100 Things we learned from film
Episode 23 - Ride Along

100 Things we learned from film

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 84:03 Transcription Available


Today is a good day with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart.They bring the black hammer down and learn a little to much about the Karma Sutra.Ride along with us on the Socials:Twitterhttps://twitter.com/100thingspodInstagramhttps://www.instagram.com/100thingsfilm/Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/100thingsfilm Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/100things)

Numbers4success
The Lost Arts of Love and the Karma Sutra.

Numbers4success

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 22:56


HEART as H on in the A to Z Guide of SOULitions to every day living, teaching a Parrot how to recite Rumi and A Full Bloodied Heart!

You're All I Need
S2 E1: A House is Not a Home w/ Eric & Tifinie Capehart

You're All I Need

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 51:58


In the first episode of season 2, Jo & Lo jump right back into their sanctified & secular groove. Opening up discussing Former Mayor Megan Barry's recent interview with comedian Joshua Black, where she addressed her and her husband bruce working through issues of infidelity. After that our host chop it up with the Capeharts, discussing everything from Lo and Eric's previous engagements to how couples should prepare for the home buying/moving process and be stress free. We wrap things up playing a game of "Most Likely To...", where somehow we end up talking about Karma Sutra apps.

Charisme attitude
29 - 10 Conseils pour booster ton excellence

Charisme attitude

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 14:53


Bad Dads Film Review
BDFR - Lars and the Real Girl & The Epic Adventures of Morph

Bad Dads Film Review

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 100:48


“The lack of women directors in the industry is no joke. The top 100 films of 2019 were helmed by a total of 113 directors, 89.4 percent of whom were male and 10.6 percent of whom were female.” So said Women and Hollywood’s Melissa Silverstein after the 2020 Golden Globes once again featured an all male lineup in the Best Director category in a year where Greta Girwig (Little Women) and Lulu Wang (The Farewell) have had a strong case for inclusion. With this in mind, the Bad Dads Top 5 this week features those movies directed by women, and some of our favourite movies are included.My sex doll and I have been together for 5 years this week. To celebrate our anniversary I thought I'd spice things up a little so I bought a book - the Karma Sutra for Dummies. And with that thought, let's move swiftly on to this weeks main feature: Lars and The Real Girl. Despite the sensational and ludicrous premise (a socially awkward young man pretends a sex doll is real), this thoughtful and uplifting film united the Dads for it's sensitive examination of what a community support network could look like for someone struggling with mental illness.The sex talk continues with a nostalgic look back at a recently relaunched favourite. Yes morph is making a comeback! Talk about 50 Shades of Clay. Aardman Animations Epic Adventures of Morph hit the television screens earlier this month and you can hear our take on this once beloved classic. As usual it doesn't take too long before the conversation veers off topic.We love to chat with our listeners - you can usually find us annoying people on Twitter (@dads_film), on Facebook or via email at baddadsjsy@gmail.com. Please do get in touch, especially if you have something you'd like for us to review.Until next time, we remain...Bad Dads

Pleasurable Noise

Rocky's roommate has a question and Michael Charming has answers. Charming also talks about charming ladies in and out the bedroom. Also, the 411 on Rocky's first sex work experience... its a hot mess but a lot of laughs.If you like Michael Charming, Check him out on Instagram: mc.theorgasmcoachOr on his website where you can find his book "Amplify Your Orgasm".

Queer & Woo
Suresh Ramdas, Mr. Gay India 2019: India's Complex Relationship with Queerness, and Driving Diversity & Inclusion Within the Corporate Space

Queer & Woo

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 44:15


Suresh Ramdas, recently crowned Mr. Gay India 2019, is a fierce advocate for LGBTQ+ equality, especially in the corporate space. In this episode Suresh shares with us his journey of self-discovery, growing up in the Catholic Church while being surrounded by Hindu traditions, and how he navigated the world as a queer young adult. He also shares what led to the founding of Working With Pride, a resource group for queer people and allies in the corporate space.Suresh is HP's India LGBTQ Lead, and has 15+ years of experience in Customer Support and Diversity & Inclusion. He has completed the LGBTQ Executive Leadership Program from Stanford University, is a certified Diversity Professional, certified NLP Practitioner, and has co-facilitated a leadership program called Leading With Pride (LWP) for the LGBTQ+ community people that helps to build leaders for tomorrow. Suresh is also featured as 2019's OUTstanding 50 LGBT+ Future Leader and his efforts towards gaining acceptance for queer individuals in the workplace is ever-expanding.  Resources Mentioned:Working with Pride (Suresh's organization), learn more by contacting Suresh directly via social media. Links can be found below.The Genderbread Person by Sam Killermann. Genderbread.orgOut & Equal is the premier organization working exclusively on LGBTQ workplace equality. OutAndEqual.comThe Human Rights Campaign (HRC) is the largest national lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer civil rights organization in the US. The HRC envisions a world where LGBTQ people are ensured of their basic equal rights, and can be open, honest and safe at home, at work and in the community. HRC.orgGay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) works through entertainment, news, and digital media to share stories from the LGBTQ community that accelerate acceptance. GLAAD.orgILGA WORLD is a worldwide 1690 member organizations from 164 countries campaigning for lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans and intersex rights. ILGA.orgThe Straight for Equality program, created by PFLAG (Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays) was launched in 2007. This nationwide initiative expanded the organization's efforts to include more people in the equality movement than ever before. StraightForEquality.org Connect with Suresh Ramdas:Instagram: Instagram.com/suresh_r81LinkedIn: Linkedin.com/in/suresh-ramdas-he-him-his-a16b4110Twitter: Twitter.com/sureshramdas Connect with Queer & Woo!Website: QueerAndWoo.comInstagram: Instagram.com/queerandwooFacebook: Facebook.com/Queer-Woo-104639321292807Tell us about yourself and help us create more relevant content by filling out our Listener Survey: QueerAndWoo.com/survey

Love Island Cast: Unofficial LoveIsland UK, USA & Australia Podcast with No Holds Barred

Chris and Dave go after Dom and Shelby. Jaxon gets some more stick and the Karma Sutra game confuses the Islanders. instagram.com/cdrealitycast twitter.com/cdrealitycast cdrealitycast@gmail.com

This is What Came Out of Me
BOOK REVIEW | Karma Sutra (Rajendar Menen)

This is What Came Out of Me

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 4:18


The one with the journey into the murky urban underbelly of the streets and alleys of India... T Click here for a video version: https://youtu.be/YmUE7EqCusw here are no spoilers in this review. Support https://www.paypal.me/SierraKiloBravo Follow YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/sierrakilobravo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sierra.kilo.bravo BitChute: https://www.bitchute.com/sierrakilobravo Podcast: https://anchor.fm/sierrakilobravo Blog: https://sierrakilobravo.wordpress.com

Angela Yee's Lip Service
Episode 254: Ghetto Karma Sutra (Feat. Ace Hood and his wife Shelah Marie)

Angela Yee's Lip Service

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 41:35


Rapper Ace Hood and his wife, Shelah Marie plays the “Newlywed Game” where they have to answer tough questions about each other. They also open up about the success of their blended family, and much more! Ace Hood’s next album, Mr. Hood, drops May 29th. In the meantime, make sure to check out his latest EP, Self-Preservation. Enjoy!

Curious Characters
Sir Richard Francis Burton

Curious Characters

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 29:43 Transcription Available


Our first episode dives into the life of victorian explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton FRGS. Burton is a curious character almost forgotten by the modern public. He translated the Karma Sutra, Arabian Nights and other noted works. Burton was crucial in helping to find the source of the White Nile and contributed to the exploration of the world. A culturally compassionate man in an age of colonial rule, Burton, it could be argued was one of the few explorers to enjoy learning from other cultures and not just conquering them to claim them for Britain.    Links www.torquaymuseum.org Burton was born in Torquaywww.pom-guitarist.com  Music for the podcastwww.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/burton_sir_richard.shtml BBC history infoSupport the show (http://buymeacoff.ee/CurioCharacters)

Alkaline Podcast
Alkaline Podcast #38 - Karma Sutra Pamphlet - 21-04-20

Alkaline Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 28:42


The Podcast where UK Comedian Riggs attempts to get clean or die trying    Hot Takes:  - Washing Slippers - Going to the shops  - Pork pie lubrication  - Jurassic Park  - Sex  - The Hundred Years War 

#DateDifferently
Let's Talk About Sex! [Bonus Episode]

#DateDifferently

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 46:04


Sing it with me ladies...“Let’s talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that maybe... let's talk about sex!”We’re back with our Season 2 #DateDifferently Bonus Episode and boy, are we getting hot & heavy as we talk about 'doing the deed!'In this episode we welcome back our favourite London lads from the Authentic Dating Series Podcast David & Ahmad and we introduce you the gorgeous Swedish and sexy tones of Asa Baav from Tailor Matched as we talk about all things sex, sex and sex.Jump into this extended bonus episode and and join us as we discus;Is sex important? Sex for fun, for pleasure, for love, sex as a primal urge in men, why we don’t talk about sex, what we like and don’t like in the bedroom and why we should date to our sexual compatibility and preferences.Talking about sex on your dates, Asa own sexual journey, women who enjoy sex, players and f*#k boy’s who only want to get laid, the role that culture plays in sex, David’s experience with the Karma Sutra, sex as a taboo subject and dealing with shame, embarrassment and vulnerability.We also talk about, when to have sex with a new guy, why society want’s you to “keep the cookie in the jar,” the fear of commitment, sexual anxiety and performance anxiety in men, emotional detachment and the incredibly important topic of consent.This episode is a beast filled with awesome, stories, experiences and laughs. Its all about getting real when it comes to sex and dating!You don’t want to miss it!Don’t waste any more time, jump in and I’ll see you in the episode.Russy xp.s. If you're in the dating trenches and you're experiencing any form of dating fatigue, we’ve developed a unique Dating Detox Guide just for you. Click here to download it for FREE.Our #DateDifferently Shameless Plugs:Hit us up on Instagram hereHit us up on Facebook hereJoin our private #DateDifferently Facebook group hereEpisode References:Authentic Dating Series Podcasthttps://www.authenticdatingseries.com/Tailor Matchedhttps://tailormatched.com/

Ancient Wisdom for Modern Health
Sex, Orgasm, Karma Sutra, Men's Health & Enlightenment ... with Ayurveda! (#23)

Ancient Wisdom for Modern Health

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 54:09


I never dreamt I’d ever be talking on topics like... Sex Karma Sutra Orgasm/Ejaculation Monogamy vs Polygamy Self-gratification Pornography Testosterone & Natural Testosterone Sun Bathing Ones Testicles (if you have some!) and before my mother faints ... it's mainly my (Ayurvedic) view of such things & the importance of Love, Intimacy, Relationships & emotional connection. Part of a men's health podcast with the founder of a Higher Branch - Sam Makhoul - but lots in it for women too! #sex #karmasutra #orgasm #testosterone #sunbathing #ejaculation #ayurveda #ayurvedicmedicine #monogamy #polygamy #menshealth

PooseBoss
RandomPoose | How To Give A Blow Job | According to the Karma Sutra

PooseBoss

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 26:36


The art of giving head according to Karma Sutra. Join Victoria Lynn as she learns how to give proper head according to Karma Sutra. IT’S FINALLY HERE A PLACE THAT WE ALL CAN COME TO ANDa TALK ABOUT ONE THING WE ALL LOVE ---- OUR PUSSY. JOIN YOUR HOST VICTORIA LYNN AS WE TALK SEX, RELATIONSHIPS, AND ALL THINGS PUSSY! ADULT | MATURE CONTENT | SEXUALLY EXPLICIT | COMEDY - Don't be an uptight asshole

The Gamers Confessional
The Gamers Confessional - Episode 192

The Gamers Confessional

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 95:37


The Karma Sutra, Vaseline & Take My Breath Away - yeah, you'll want to listen to this one.

The Trysexuals
#34 How Not to Get Barbie Heads Stuck in Your Butt With Special Guest Dr. Wolverine

The Trysexuals

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 57:29


The Trysexuals have special guest Doc Wolverine on to talk about vaginas, super glue as lube, crazy objects people put in their butts, and how to propose to your doctor girlfriend through an endo!

Bob Thurman Podcast
Cakrasamvara Tantra : Podcast Bonus RAFT Archives

Bob Thurman Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018


In this archive recording from the “Force for Good” class series Robert A.F. Thurman uses the work of His Holiness the Dalai Lama to elucidate the esoteric sources and imaginative tools used by Tibetan monastics, wandering mendicants, yogis, yoginis and everyday sensitive beings for the cultivation of love, compassion, joy, and equilibrium. Opening with an introduction to the Buddhist Neurosciences as practiced by the Mahāsiddhas using the Cakrasamvara Tantra to develop the art of lucid sleeping, lucid dreaming, and lucid awakening, Professor Thurman provides a road map for seekers of any tradition to positively re-imagine their ability to consciously restructure the brain, relationships and their world through an understanding of the nature of reality. Podcast includes an overview of the Yogic chakras & channels, an explanation of the Mother and Father Tantra systems, the historic reasoning of the secrecy of esoteric teachings due to dangers of becoming conscious of the unconscious and the blissful experiences of the subtle, super subtle and clear light non-dual realities to be discovered by anyone who has developed their inner imaginative microscope through meditative stabilization and the practice of mandala meditations. Recording includes an overview of Nine Point Breath Meditation as taught by Dr. Nida Chenagtsang, introductions to Buddhist Tantra, the Karma Sutra, the history of Theravada and the diverse meditation traditions of India, China and South East Asia, and a frank presentation of so-called “crazy wisdom” by Robert Thurman shedding much needed philosophical light upon the ethical lapses which occur due to milsleading teachers’ and misled students’ misunderstandings of the nature of ultimate and causal realities described by the Buddha and his great successors.

Bob Thurman Podcast
Cakrasamvara Tantra : Podcast Bonus RAFT Archives

Bob Thurman Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 122:01


In this archive recording from the “Force for Good” class series Robert A.F. Thurman uses the work of His Holiness the Dalai Lama to elucidate the esoteric sources and imaginative tools used by Tibetan monastics, wandering mendicants, yogis, yoginis and everyday sensitive beings for the cultivation of love, compassion, joy, and equilibrium. Opening with an introduction to the Buddhist Neurosciences as practiced by the Mahāsiddhas using the Cakrasamvara Tantra to develop the art of lucid sleeping, lucid dreaming, and lucid awakening, Professor Thurman provides a road map for seekers of any tradition to positively re-imagine their ability to consciously restructure the brain, relationships and their world through an understanding of the nature of reality. Podcast includes an overview of the Yogic chakras & channels, an explanation of the Mother and Father Tantra systems, the historic reasoning of the secrecy of esoteric teachings due to dangers of becoming conscious of the unconscious and the blissful experiences of the subtle, super subtle and clear light non-dual realities to be discovered by anyone who has developed their inner imaginative microscope through meditative stabilization and the practice of mandala meditations. Recording includes an overview of Nine Point Breath Meditation as taught by Dr. Nida Chenagtsang, introductions to Buddhist Tantra, the Karma Sutra, the history of Theravada and the diverse meditation traditions of India, China and South East Asia, and a frank presentation of so-called “crazy wisdom” by Robert Thurman shedding much needed philosophical light upon the ethical lapses which occur due to milsleading teachers’ and misled students’ misunderstandings of the nature of ultimate and causal realities described by the Buddha and his great successors. ‘A Force For Good’ is a Tibet House US course to further the Dalai Lama’s contemporary world initiatives, from His Holiness’ American Institute of Buddhist Studies and Mind & Life Institute science dialogues (Universe in a Single Atom) and His creation of Abhidharma 2.0 through the “Science for Monks” programs, his “secular ethics” (Ethics for the New Millennium and Beyond Religion), His nonviolent approach to conflict resolution, including His Nobel Peace Laureate activities to seek dialogue and a win-win reconciliation with China in the face of the ongoing ethnicidal policies in Tibet (Freedom in Exile and Man of Peace: The Illustrated Life Story of Tibet’s Dalai Lama) & along with his emphasis on positive activism (A New Reality: Charter of Universal Responsibility). This on-going series was inspired by Daniel Goleman’s ‘A Force For Good: The Dalai Lama’s Vision for Our World‘. To learn more about this year’s Force For Good Series please click the image above or visit: www.tibethouse.us. Listen to more archive recordings from from past Robert A.F. Thurman teachings + public events please consider becoming a Tibet House US member. To learn about the benefits of Tibet House US Membership please visit: www.tibethouse.us. The song ‘Dancing Ling’ by Tenzin Choegyal from the album ‘Heart Sutra‘ (2004) by Ethno Super Lounge is used on the Bob Thurman Podcast with artist’s permission, all rights reserved.

Bob Thurman Podcast
Pharmacopeia of Visualization : Tantra, Sex & Meditation – Ep. 190

Bob Thurman Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018


This in depth teaching on the practice and performance of visualization during meditative states Robert A.F. Thurman provides a practical roadmap for those from any religious, cultural or economic background to apply the tools from the esoteric traditions of Buddhist tantra to understand and reduce suffering on all levels. Opening this week’s teaching with an introduction of the subtle energy systems found in Vajrayana Buddhism and Hindu Shaivism Professor Thurman details the transformational power of imaginative visualization when guided by an experienced, qualified teacher. Continuing the discussion begun in last week’s episode on Buddhist Psychonauts this episode includes an overview of Nine Point Breath Meditation as taught by Dr. Nida Chenagtsang, introductions to Buddhist Tantra, the Karma Sutra, the history of Theravada and the diverse meditation traditions of India, China and South East Asia, and a frank presentation of so-called “crazy wisdom” by Robert Thurman shedding much needed philosophical light upon the ethical lapses which occur due to milsleading teachers’ and misled students’ misunderstandings of the nature of ultimate and causal realities described by the Buddha and his great successors. The second half of this week’s episode begins with a short explanation of the Mādhyamaka Centrist or Middle Way perspective and the experiential methods of teaching of emptiness, compassion and relativity found in the writings of Tsongkhapa, Asanga and Nagarjuna. This week’s poetry segment Gary Gach reads the poetry of W. S. Merwin.

Bob Thurman Podcast
Pharmacopeia of Visualization : Tantra, Sex & Meditation - Ep. 190

Bob Thurman Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 58:31


This in depth teaching on the practice and performance of visualization during meditative states Robert A.F. Thurman provides a practical roadmap for those from any religious, cultural or economic background to apply the tools from the esoteric traditions of Buddhist tantra to understand and reduce suffering on all levels. Podcast includes an overview of the subtle energy systems taught by Buddhist Vajrayana and Hindu Shaivism, to the Nine Point Breath Meditation as taught by Dr. Nida Chenagtsang and a discussion on Buddhist Tantra, the Karma Sutra, the history of Theravada and meditation practices. This week’s poetry segment Gary Gach reads the poetry of W. S. Merwin. Pharmacopeia of Visualization : Tantra, Sex and Meditation – Ep. 190 Photo by Matt Briney on Unsplash Gary Gregory Gach is an author, translator, and editor living in San Francisco. A dynamic speaker and teacher in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh’s Plum Village Community of Engaged Buddhism his works include the anthology “What Book!? Buddha Poems from Beat to Hiphop” and the forthcoming “Pause Breathe Smile – Awakening Mindfulness When Meditation is Not Enough”. W.S. Merwin is the 17th Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry of the United States. He is the author of over fifty books of poetry, prose, and translations. He has earned every major literary prize, most recently the National Book Award for 'Migration: New and Selected Poems' and the 2009 Pulitzer Prize for Poetry for 'The Shadow of Sirius.' He lives in Hawaii where he raises endangered palm trees. “Pharmacopeia of Visualization : Tantra, Sex and Meditation – Ep. 189″ of the Bob Thurman podcast was recorded at the 2017 Force for Good Class Series. ‘A Force For Good’ is a Tibet House US course to further the Dalai Lama’s contemporary world initiatives, from His Holiness’ American Institute of Buddhist Studies and Mind & Life Institute science dialogues (Universe in a Single Atom) and His creation of Abhidharma 2.0 through the “Science for Monks” programs, his “secular ethics” (Ethics for the New Millennium and Beyond Religion), His nonviolent approach to conflict resolution, including His Nobel Peace Laureate activities to seek dialogue and a win-win reconciliation with China in the face of the ongoing ethnicidal policies in Tibet (Freedom in Exile and Man of Peace: The Illustrated Life Story of Tibet’s Dalai Lama) & along with his emphasis on positive activism (A New Reality: Charter of Universal Responsibility). This on-going series was inspired by Daniel Goleman’s ‘A Force For Good: The Dalai Lama’s Vision for Our World‘. To learn more about this year’s Force For Good Series please click the image above or visit: www.tibethouse.us. Listen to more archive recordings from from past Robert A.F. Thurman teachings + public events please consider becoming a Tibet House US member. To learn about the benefits of Tibet House US Membership please visit: www.tibethouse.us. The song ‘Dancing Ling’ by Tenzin Choegyal from the album ‘Heart Sutra‘ (2004) by Ethno Super Lounge is used on the Bob Thurman Podcast with artist’s permission, all rights reserved.

Hello Sport Podcast
HSP #123 - National Plumbers League

Hello Sport Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 44:23


Test Cricket Houdini 2. Bad start for the Violet Crumbles 3. Debit Card Des 4. The National Plumbers League 5. The Honey Bachelor 6. McGregor latest 7. Shane Warne's Karma Sutra

Brew Theology Podcast
Episode 95: The Spirit of Hinduism & the Hindu Perspective on Human Rights with Prof. Ved P. Nanda

Brew Theology Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2018 47:29


The modern idea of Human Rights has indeed transformed the world and it seems appropriate and necessary to appreciate that the Hindu literature at least 5,000 – 7,000 years ago embodied that idea. We have the great honor to deliver these brewtastic audio goods as *Ved P. Nanda joins the 95th Brew Theology Podcast! We begin by hearing Ved's amazing life-story, then move onto aspects of Hinduism, weed out some misconceptions, dive into human rights, and even tackle sexuality and the Karma Sutra, etc.!  If you dig this episode and/or other Brew Theology shows, give this episode a share on the interwebs, rate Brew Theology on iTunes and give BT a brewtastic review! Head over to the Brew Theology website, www.brewtheology.org to learn more, and/or become a local partner, sponsor and contributor. Questions & inquiries about Brew Theology, the alliance/network, Denver community or podcast, contact Ryan Miller: ryan@brewtheology.org &/ or janel@brewtholeogy.org. /// P.S. Get ready for a LIVE BREW THEOLOGY Podcast event at Blue Moon Brewery - RiNo. The annual AAR (American Academy of Religion) meeting is in Denver, Nov 17-20. Brew Theology is kicking off a pre-game podcast gathering titled “Open & Relational Theology" on Friday night, November 16; this is a 3-hour event with special guest theologians, a Q & A panel, some brewtastic convo & craft beer! ***Limited seats.*** RSVP YES if you plan on attending, please.- Thomas J. Oord- Elaine Padilla- Jason Whitehead- Stephen Cochenour- Andrew Schwartz(and more!)Bring a friend & get ready to #BrewTheology!RSVP on MeetUp, please.Important Note: We encourage you to get to the brewery early and eat at a table or at the bar (or eat at home). The Blue Moon restaurant is delicious, but they will ONLY be serving us beer in the back room, 7-10pm. /// Follow us on Facebook & Instagram (@brewtheology) & Twitter (@brew_theology) Brew Theology swag HERE. T-shirts, tanks, hoodies, V-neck's, women's, etc. all in multiple colors /// Thanks to Dan Rosado, our BT editor and new daddy, for creating the content for this episode. /// *Ved P. Nanda is a Distinguished University Professor and Thompson G. Marsh Professor of Law at the University of Denver, where he founded the International Legal Studies Program in 1972 and now directs the The Ved Nanda Center for International & Comparative Law. The Center was established in his honor by alumni and friends, who have also endowed a professorship in his name. He has received Honorary Doctorates of Law from Soka University, Tokyo, Japan, and Bundelkhand University, Jhansi, India, and has taught and lectured at several universities in the U.S. and abroad. He is also an Honorary Professor of Law at the University of Delhi, India.Professor Nanda holds many leadership positions in the global international law community, including the World Jurist Association, American Society of International Law, International Law Association, American Law Institute, and the American Bar Association’s Human Rights Center and Section of International Law. He has served as U.S. delegate to the World Federation of the United Nations Associations in Geneva and on the governing council of the United Nations Association of the USA. He is an officer and board member in several international and national NGOs. He is the Chair of the Uberoi Foundation for Religious Studies.He has received numerous national and international awards, has authored or co-authored 24 books and over 225 chapters and law review articles in international and comparative law, writes a column for the Denver Post, and is a regular commentator in both the electronic and print media. In March 2018, President Ram Nath Kovind presented Professor Nanda with the Padma Bhushan, one of the highest civilian awards given by the Government of India. And in April, the American Bar Association International Law Section conferred on him the Louis B. Sohn Award, for “distinguished, longstanding contributions to the field of public international law.

Sexual Flavas
Episode 65: Karma Back That Ass Up Sutra

Sexual Flavas

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2018 38:40


Today the ladies get all into the history behind Karma Sutra and what it really mean. We share some of favorite positions and want to hear about yours. Please visit www.sexualflavas.com for more details. As always, if you have any comments questions or concerns, email us at sexualflavas1@gmail.com

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Food & Liquor Da Podcast
Episode 30: No Time To Teach Karma Sutra Ft. @Chizzla_Dubz, @Christinadumo

Food & Liquor Da Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2018 136:47


Topics Discussed In Today's Episode: • Who's is Chizzla Dubz? • #TristanThompson messing around and #khloe had a baby girl • Faithful Male Community #FMC • #Women are also trash like men • Keep your hands to yourself in the club • Do you believe in love at first sight? • When does a situationship transition to a relationship? • Does your partner have to have a #hoe phase before you? • Question Segment: "what personality traits do you find unattractive in women?" Follow: Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/fl_dapodcast/ Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/d__range/ Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/aday_23/ Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/itsmr.ad/ - Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/chizzla_dubz/ Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/christinadumo/

Daimonosophy
Episode 20 - Pandemonium

Daimonosophy

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 86:10


Interview with my friend and colleague of the EOB, Edward Pandemonium, talk about the concept of Pandemonium, Satan and Mammon, how he found the LHP, the Black Heart Campaign, his book The Black Ship, and his new book The Karma Sutra, Supersubstantial Bread vs. Bata and the Rite of the Headless One.

Crypto Clothesline's Podcast
Kathy Roberts of The Tidy Tutor on Crypto Clothesline

Crypto Clothesline's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 31:38


Our guest this week is an absolute hoot. Kathy Roberts is an online entrepreneur, grandmother and mother of 5 (solo mamma I might add) who is a relative newbie in the crypto world, learning how to navigate the space. She talks about the challenges she’s experienced navigating the cryptosphere as a total newbie in the field, and how much she’s looking for a structured course to give her that ongoing support and resources to continually be able to refer back to. Personal highlights: how Crypto Blackboard is like the Karma Sutra of the Crypto world - giving us more options and lots of different positions to choose from! And the healthy deception of Active Wear! Also Amy-Rose tries gets in touch with her local council to see if they accept Bitcoin to pay the rates! Find out more: Website: www.tidytutor.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetidytutor/ Extras: http://bit.ly/CryptoClotheslineActiveWearLaughs

The Big Travel Podcast
5. Ian Royce; TV’s Favourite Warm-Up Act on Touring with The X Factor, Entertaining the Troops in Oman and Getting Weed on in Barbados

The Big Travel Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2018 38:50


You’ve got to be seriously funny to be Simon Cowell’s go-to funny man. As the comedian in charge of warming up audiences for the X Factor, Britain’s Got Talent, America’s Got Talent and much more Ian Royce has entertained people the world over. He’s worked on cruise ships, been weed on in Barbados and once performed on the roof of a tank in Bosnia. Despite this outwardly charmed life he’s been open about depression and dedicates a lot of energy to fighting this cause. His brilliantly funny accounts of his travels will make you laugh, smile and might even bring a tear to your eye.  On this episode we cover a whole range of subjects include the X Factor, Britain’s Got Talent, America’s Got Talent, Simon Cowell rescuing kittens, charity work, improvised banter, Vernon Kay’s Family Fortunes, finding shocking items in audience members handbags, Loose Women, The Karma Sutra, on the road with the X Factor artists, New York with One Direction, being mobbed by fans (One Direction ones), Trump Tower, knowing the acts that are going to make it, JLS, performing at Wembley, James Arthur, Alexandra Burke, Susan Boyle, entertaining the troops, buying roadside moonshine in Oman, drinking meths with Tony Hadley in the Middle East, performing on the Ark Royal, performing in the middle of the desert, performing on top of a crashed tank in Bosnia, performing in aircraft carriers, Croatia, UK RAF and Navy bases, driving a tank, showering with soldiers, Gary Barlow, the Great British holiday camp, becoming a Blue Coat, cruise ships, Airtous, Thomson’s, P&O, Thompson’s Holidays, offending the Germans in Cyprus, flooding resorts with ping pong balls, being fired from Haven for decapitating the kids’ mascot, his first trip abroad, Lloret de Mar in the 70s, camping in France, the perils of being a mod in 30-degree heat, his love of Italy, babysitting Nonnas on the Almafi Coast, comedians and depression, when anxiety gets crippling, suicide in young men, how we need to talk more about mental health, Heads Together mental health charity, reaching out for help, loving his X Factor family, the future of X Factor, Piers Morgan’s nice side, gang rehabilitation in Los Angeles, audience punch ups, masquerading as M15 on long-haul flights, cruising the Caribbean, Catamaran trips in Montego Bay, picnics at the end of the runway , celebrity hairdresser Phil Smith, getting stung by jellyfish, getting weed on by Jamaicans in thongs, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Boris Johnson’s Dad, his top tip for travelling with hand luggage, The Tongan national diet, drunken air crews (off duty) and naked men on the beach.  

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K
SoL-Mates #25: The Incredible Melting Man and the Dangers of Geriatric Intercourse

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2018 70:51


We honestly didn't expect to yell at you so much during our Valentine's Day episode, but we learned it from DOCTOR TED NELSON!Host segments: Karma Sutra; Joe v. the Synopsis; art imitates life and movie-making; strategies for escaping a melting man; Jeff's wish list; Nelsons gonna Nelson; Jeff tries to sell you coffee as 2001's Macy Gray for some reason; Steve learns to love himself; Three's Company -- Melted; Incredible Melting Hearts (awwww).Happy Valentine's Day, fellow SoL-Mates! Be sure to check out our sponsor www.billsbeans.com! #BuyThoseBeans

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K
SoL-Mates #25: The Incredible Melting Man and the Dangers of Geriatric Intercourse

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2018 70:51


We honestly didn't expect to yell at you so much during our Valentine's Day episode, but we learned it from DOCTOR TED NELSON!Host segments: Karma Sutra; Joe v. the Synopsis; art imitates life and movie-making; strategies for escaping a melting man; Jeff's wish list; Nelsons gonna Nelson; Jeff tries to sell you coffee as 2001's Macy Gray for some reason; Steve learns to love himself; Three's Company -- Melted; Incredible Melting Hearts (awwww).Happy Valentine's Day, fellow SoL-Mates! Be sure to check out our sponsor www.billsbeans.com! #BuyThoseBeans

The Jay King Network
HONEY HUSH with STEPHANIE BEARD-REBROADCAST KAMA SUTRA PART 1

The Jay King Network

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2017 122:00


TONIGHT WILL BE A REBROADCAST FROM 2015 KAMA SUTRA PART 1  

Food Heals
138: Tantra, Jade Eggs, Spicing Up Your Sex Life and Expanding Your Consciousness

Food Heals

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2017 58:34


Tantra may be the “in” thing right now, but it is about so much more than just sex, though orgasms can be a perk! Tantra is not a collection of sexual positions; it is not the Karma Sutra. Rather, it is a way of life. In fact, the word Tantra means to weave, to expand consciousness. It’s more about holding space for your partner and listening than it is about contortionist bedroom acrobatics! Elise Carr, a former model and journalist, traded in her high heels to dive into sacred spirituality and sexuality. She’s now recognized as Australia’s best Empowerment Mentor. She even trained with the White Tigresses in the art of jade egg practices. Elise is a Certified Holistic Health Coach, Reiki Master and Esoteric Tantra Practitioner. She wants to encourage women to work with their yoni to reconnect with the sacred feminine, and release the shame that is so often associated with that part of our bodies. We carry so much negative energy around our yoni – we have forgotten the beauty that is there. It is time to open up that conversation, reconnect with our sensuality. It is ok for us to express and to love ourselves – this is how we heal. Tantra is about learning who we really are. It is the meshing of the physical and the spiritual. It is about self-expression, union, love and connection. Being hailed as “Sex and the City for Food,” The Food Heals Podcast brings together experts in the field of nutrition, health and healing to teach you the best-kept natural secrets to being a hotter, healthier, happier YOU! The Food Heals Podcast is hosted by Allison Melody and Suzy Hardy – two self-proclaimed natural chicks who will rock your world and change your beliefs about health! This sexy, savvy duo provides eco-friendly advice on a variety of issues including the healing power of nutrition, living authentically, turning your passion into your career, choosing the best natural health and beauty products, the benefits of a plant-based diet and so much more!

Love-Life
LL 203: Sex, Connection And Tantra With Guest Diane McCann

Love-Life

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2016 48:54


The healing between the masculine and the feminine is the next evolutionary stage in relationship transformation and so today we talk about what Tantra for couples really is ... and it's not Karma Sutra gymnastics! Diane McCann from Beyond the...

Morons
Episode Twenty-Seven - Which position has changed the most in the modern era?

Morons

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2016 83:36


In a week where everyone was once again united in their hatred for… United… the team are back together to whisper in the ear of the opposition manager like the giant bellend that is the world of football. This week was a real eye-opener for some of the team members. Patrick, on hearing the question, googled ‘the history of positions’ and ended up spending the rest of the week up to his ears in the Karma Sutra. We’re talking football though. Our question is, which position has changed the most within the modern game? Before that though as the result of a massive breach of cyber security, we’ll be going through a number of talking points from the week in football. Robin, McCauley Culkin through the eyes of an impressionist painter, wants to talk about England’s next Prime Minister, Gary Lineker. Once again politics has reared its ugly head in football and so we return to the perennial question: should football and politics mix? Will Geeson, loyal Yorkshireman in perpetual exile, wants to turn our attention to another fiercely proud footballing area - Milan. Keeping up his reputation as a prize twat, Mauro Icardi has been riling the fans at Inter with the poorly thought through invenctive of his biography. Will sets things straight. Norther Irish peace envoy, Paddy McCloskey wants to moan about Mourinho. And can you blame him. It must be awful being a United fan at the moment. Does a manager, he asks, every get outdated? Jon’s turned his enormous brain towards organised fun as well this week. It’s only another one of his classic pub quizzes! All this, and more besides in this week’s episode of A Team of John O’Sheas.

Divine Inspiration Network
LSN Presents the 7 Pillars of Self Love w/a Sneak Peak in Voni's Punani Kitchen

Divine Inspiration Network

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2016 73:00


Tonight, on Let's Talk: Love, Sex, and Nutrition, you are in for a treat! We will be going Live in Voni's Punani Kitchen, cookin up some delicious, nutritious, dishes to enhance our sexual health and wellness. Only a few elite guests will have the privilege of sampling these delectable delights by Master Sexual Health and Wellness Coach Voni Walters.  You can have your own experience if you live in the MD, DC, VA area on Sunday, June 26th.  More info will be posted for that event. Later in the show, you will hear from the dynamic Relationship Coach himself, Rev. Harvey L. Bailey who will share his "7 Pillars of Self Love".  Harvey will introduce us to all 7 Pillars of Self Love with special emphasis on Sexual Self Expression. We will become more awakened to sexual expression in Men's and Women's Health; overcoming sexual repression; making sex fun again with competitive sex, marathon sex, tantra, Karma Sutra and more. It's a full evening of fun, nutrition, sex education, self love and sexual expression, and much more. Join us at 7:30 p.m. EST, 6:30 CST   by calling 646-929-0630. Invite a friend or share this special night with your Beloved.   One Love!    

Sleeping with Sarah
Ep 4: Comas, Food Addiction, and Karma Sutra Dolls with Dave Maher

Sleeping with Sarah

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2016 37:06


Dave Maher sleeps with Sarah as they talk about being in a coma, eating habits and Sarah learns about Karma Sutra dolls. Dave Maher is a comedian in Chicago, you can catch him at Back of the Party on April 9th at Transistor at 8pm. Fresh off the sold-out success of his debut one-man show about the coma he suffered in 2014 ("Dave Maher Coma Show"), he produces and hosts Back of the Party at Transistor on the second Saturday of every month. He was recently named one of Newcity’s “Players 2016: The Fifty People Who Really Perform for Chicago.” You can follow Dave on Twitter at @ThisisDaveMaher Sleeping with Sarah is a podcast where comedian and narcoleptic, Sarah Albritton interviews people in her bed. They talk about sleep, comedy, and relationships. Visit www.sleepingwithsarah.com for more information. You can follow Sarah on Instagram @sarahalbritton & Twitter:@sarahalbritton or visit her at www.sarahalbritton.com.   Music by Josh Bryant. You can view the video version of the podcast on Sarah's Youtube channel. 

BodyMindSpirit RADIO
Sacred Sexuality with Leslie Blackburn

BodyMindSpirit RADIO

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2013 60:00


 Leslie “Light Bearer” Blackburn, MS welcomes YOU to “Sacred Sexuality with Leslie Blackburn” which is LIVE the 3rd Tuesday of each month 10-11am EST.  An accomplished and gifted Sacred Sexual Healer and Transformational Guide as well as an international speaker, seminar leader, artist, yogini and more, Leslie has no regrets walking away from a 15 year corporate engineering career to follow her passion;  her passion is to help people find and connect with their own deep power and wisdom.  She feels authentically called to share this path with the world and does so with passion, vulnerability, joy, wisdom and giggles! Tune in each month for straight talk, enthusiastic support and heart-felt encouragement for YOU to OPEN up to YOURSacred Sexuality!  Reach Leslie at www.MysterySchooloftheTempleArts.com or 313-269-6719

Energy Awareness hosted by T Love

What is tantric sex? Where did it originate? What are the benefits? How common is it in the United States? Tune-in for a frank discussion on a topic that is sometimes mis-understood. Dr. Sally Valentine will clarify any misconceptions you may have about Tantra.