Nightcaps at the Theater

“Amuse-Bouche” – October 20th 2020 We're Back After a few weeks of weddings, quarantines, and COVID tests (that some of us seem to like) Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’ segments return to catch up on the media/pop culture we missed during the week. On this episode Matt and Jonathan ponder the influx of vomit on primetime, becoming pig daddies, and wonder if woodchucks are even a real creature?  Matt is taking our Podcast money to funnel it into the ABC Games lineup. To fuel his problem, please remember tog to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! We could always use a chute for the recording studio!  Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Blue Exorcist T.V. Court – Holey Moley 2, The Weakest Link, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?, Card Sharks, Supermarket Sweep, King of the Hill, Lovecraft Country, Big British Bake Off, RuPaul's Drag Race: Holland, Dragula: Resurrection, Difficult People, and Fargo. Movie Phone – The Devil All the Time, The Clovehitch Killer, and Onward. Troddin the Boards – In the Green Disc Jockeys – Jessie Ware, Sufjan Stevens, Fleet Foxes, and Jay Electronica. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Our name is Nightcaps at the Theater and we’re here to party. Just before we head off into the spooky season, we have to make a pitstop in Okinawa to pick up Hattori Hanzo steel. With Kill Bill: Volume 1 we seek out our red-tinted vengeance against The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, all while severing arms, heads, and dancing to the 5,6,7,8's. Part 1 of this bloody affair really makes us want to wiggle our big toes. If you have anything else to say now if the f&*kin time! Bang, Bang! This podcast shot us down. Charlie Brown lookalikes recommend you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! That’s what you get for f*^king around with the Yakuza! Go home to your mother! Tonight, on the Marquee: Silly podcast hosts like to watch Kill Bill: Volume 1 Can’t Whistle…Matt Got Ya. Take a Shot for Every “Foot Shot” or “Iconic/Homage” Kill Bill X Chicago Trauma. Deadly Viper Assassination Squad Names. Post Corona Greetings…Revenge!   Oren X Beatrix BFFs. Got ______ Like Uma Thurman. Matt Cabrera’s 72 Hour Swords. Graceful Badass. Charlie Brown. Gratuitous Amounts of Violence, Poor Little Axe Guy.   “Blank Check and Paper Little Rascals Bonds!”   “B*&ches = “Ruffly Half of Dogs.” “Not on Your Life…No” – The Whole Bloody Affair. “Why not Cap it Off” – Nightcaps Mantra. “Please Use My Pussy Wagon!” “Klingon Proverbs from Slithering Slick.” – Matt Joins the DVAS. “Love Him and His Feats.” “Waiting for the Moment to Kill”- Jonathan Waiting to Kill.   “No Blood on the Udon Bowl.” “Pizza is a Commodity.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  “Amuse-Bouche” – September 19th ,2020 It’s a smorgasbord on tonight’s Amuse Bouche, our longest yet, but don’t let that deter you! Jonathan, Mark, and Matt are back to share what pop culture they have experienced over the summer. Nightcaps at the Theater returns to visit “Wacky/Silly Town.” Right in between Flavor and Lazy Town, that is where you’ll find us. If we jump the shark and go overtime, don’t blame us. Or we will give you a thrashing. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Which host is which? Don’t drop out of t Kindergarten! Rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher. Trust, our gills are portrayed by Patton Oswald. Kick Flip ya way to Flavor Town! Gas, Gas, Gas, Step on the Gas! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – King of the Hill, Infinity Train, Harley Quinn, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Aggretsuko, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, & Pokémon: Sun & Moon. T.V. Court – The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Pen15, RuPaul’s Drag Race Canada/Netherlands, Ratched, Lovecraft Country, John Oliver: Last Week Tonight, High Score, & The Boys. Movie Phone – Mulan, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, Unpregnant, Pennies from Heaven, The Baby Sitter: Killer Queen, Double Platinum, Doctor Sleep. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Karate Kid (1984), Mean Streets, Stand and Deliver, Pride & Prejudice, Shaft, Initial D, Moonlight, 5,100, The Vast of Night, Project Power, The Florida Project, The Devil All the Time, #Alive, & Cuties. Troddin the Boards – Hamilton Disc Jockeys – Chloe X Halle, Verzuz, Lady Gaga’s “911” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

  (Fart Noise) Sorry…Pardon us…we just (Fart Noise) don’t know exactly where or who we are? (Fart Noise) Maybe you can help us, we used to be the hosts of a movie podcast entitled (Fart Noise) Nightcaps at the Theater …we don’t think we were the best movie recap podcast, but we sure had heart! Anyways we think we are (Fart Noise) watching the A24 joint Swiss Army Man, tonight. No volleyballs present. Please join us for a romantic journey (Fart Noise) signaling the end of the summer and (Fart Noise) pardon the smell, we really mean well. “Fart” Your Engines. Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! Word to the Wise Daniel Radcliffe makes an excellent “Multi-Purpose Tool Guy” Tonight, on the Marquee: Flatulence and Friendship? We Watch Swiss Army Man! Tom Hanks Adjacent, Breaking Matt’s Rule. Fart Your Engines. 4-D Fart Rumble. Daniel Radcliffe and the Real Daniel Radcliffe. Best Cold Open in Cinema? In Your Head or an Episode of GLEE? This Phone Doesn’t Exist. “Jack Shack.” B69s? Laura Dern. Boner Compass. Lil’ John Always There. Engineering Degree. Indie Drivel and Animatronic Bears. Not on the Newark Bus! A “Faht.” And Too Much Crack? “Matthew Perry on the Pod.”   “Turn Down for What.” – In Whispers. “A Movie that Stans Dans…” “Fartist Aspirations.” – Dream Big Kid. “Fart is Dead” – Nietzsche “Nightcaps Cares.” – Sure Jan. Filming a Mayo Commercial. “Thank God for Hostess.” “Would a Cork Stop a Fart?” – What has Jon Done? “70% Creepy 30% Charming.” “Scene From The Revenant.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – August 22, 2020 Tonight, on Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’s “Unofficial Official 100th Episode” and the special festivities include the following: The rebirth of AMC, Terrible and Less Terrible Impressions, the ponderings of a Jonah & and the Whale Rock Opera & More. Well, I got it! Can we have another take on that? The shower head just exploded off the wall and nearly killed me… This podcast runs on radioactive butter and one way that you keep our glowing gums going is by remembering to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Choo Choo, butterf*&kers! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Hazbin Hotel, Harley Quinn, Infinity Train, and King of the Hill. T.V. Court – RuPaul’s Drag Race: Canada, The Comeback, The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Lovecraft Country, Last Week Tonight, and America’s Got Talent. Movie Phone – An American Pickle, and In the Mood for Love Troddin the Boards – The Story of Johnah Disc Jockeys – Miley Cyrus Midnight Sky, Show Pony, and Dinner Party Freeze Tag. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

Get the liquor and the weed out, and we will provide you with one Silly Symphony on tonight’s Nightcaps at the Theater. If you like suggestive hippos and dinosaurs getting iced to the tune of classical music, then tonight’s episode is for you, as we watch Disney’s 1940 classic Fantasia. With the movie that Matt deemed “a bore” can Jonathan win him over with the power of music and animation? For Dolby, or death do us part? What are you on? Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! That’s a fish! No, that’s a horse! Either way take a chance! Tonight, on the Marquee: Walt Disney shares his Symphony Sympathy in Fantasia.   Drive Ins, Dives, and Dying. As Quick and Painful as I Can…Wasting Time Together. Without This, There May be No Dolby! The Decline of the West. Schwander the Bagpiper. Lazy Subtitles, Shape, Curvature, and Velocity. Disney Butts. The First Disney Live Action Remake Train wreck. Coding with Brooms. La Vie En Dinosaur/WorldStar.   Best Little Centwhore House. THICC Well Built Animals. “Drew Barrymore as E.T.” “Who was Makin Anime Movies in 1940?” – I Bet it A’int Me! “Dick Huemer … yes, that is his name.” “These Aren’t Good Titles.” “It’s Almost Like Baby Driver.”   “Are These Mushrooms Racist?”  “Wet Ass Goldfish...Playing Koi.”  “I Liked the Zeus Stuff…”  “#FreetheNipple.”  “Subsume?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – August 8th, 2020 An Amuse Bouche that is actually bite sized?!? Well, I’ll be danged! Not to say that we have less pop culture to see, but with the quarantine we have practically merged into our couches. On this episode we play “Is that Bad Writing?” to disastrous results and prepare some painful puns. Ever have trouble identifying Keirsten Dunst from Kristen Bell? Then have we got a pneumonic for you! It’s sure to be “good.” Cut into us humans and discover that we are still cake. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Who do you think we are “Techno-Gatsby?” Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – King of the Hill, Summer Camp Island, Harley Quinn, and SpongeBob: Anime. T.V. Court – Succession, To Tell the Truth, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars/Drag Race Canada, The Babysitter’s Club, NOS4A2, and At Home with Amy Sedaris. Movie Phone – Palm Springs, Emma, Lady in a Cage, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Showgirls Troddin the Boards – N/A. Disc Jockeys – Los Campesinos!, MARUV, HAIM, Jessie Ware’s What’s Your Pleasure, and Taylor Swift’s Folklore. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

Get out your binoculars and plaster casts, it’s time to spy on some of the neighbors. Nightcaps at the Theater is channeling our inner voyeur in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1954 mystery thriller Rear Window.  What’s more intriguing then the lives that go on right in sight of your apartment window? Grace Kelly may look like a million bucks and have a lobster dinner all ready, but have you seen what those newlyweds are doing next door? You think anyone will notice this fourteen-foot camera lens I just bought? Ah, just swirl your brandy and look at all the lonely people.   Are they playing that song? You know that one! Lisa! No…it’s just another episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. Well, while you are here don’t forget to listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our provocative little peeping tom of a podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More!   Tonight, on the Marquee: It Had to Be Murder …. Stop peeking! It’s Rear Window. Breaking the Nightcaps Inflation Calculator. Embracing Your Inner Voyeur. 1950s Fast Talking One Liners. Fish Heads and Rice? Don’t Joke About That! New Kinks Being Born. A Detective’s Hard Day At Work. Swirling Brandy: A Master Glass. Pregaming with Misses Lonely Hearts. Landlords…got that Sh*t Done. That One Song and View Masters. Not Stella’s First Murder.   “Like a Fart in the Wind.” – Meme Culture “You need a Jimmy Stewart Impression to get on this podcast.” “Put that Camera Down!” Grace Kelly “too perfect” or Fight Club Operator. “It’s Lisa not Lizah!” “Didn’t Murder My Wife Laundry.” “This Dog’s Neck’s Been Snapped.” – Death of the Accomplice.” “Who Needs A Gun When You Got Flash Bulbs?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

“Amuse-Bouche” – July 11, 2020 No pina colada slushies or turkey fat on tonight’s Nightcaps, adjacent Amuse Bouche Episode, but there is more pop culture than you can shake a First Cow at. On this podcast, we think King of the Hill is a live-action series, Requiem for a Dream is a feel-good film and that car alarms should sound off 24/7. Want more hot takes, then tune in and if you disagree…something will happen, we suppose. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! And whenever or wherever you do it, there better be some f%^kin ziti! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Adventure Time: Distant Lands, Close Enough, Looney Tunes, & The God of High-school T.V. Court – King of the Hill, Barry, Succession, Killing Eve, Celebrity: Family Feud, Creepshow, NOS4A2, At Home with Amy Sedaris, I’ll Be Gone in the Dark, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Canada Drag Race, Legendary, Dark, The Baby Sitter’s Club, & The Sopranos Movie Phone – Palm Springs, First Cow, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga & Requiem for a Dream Troddin the Boards – Hamilton Disc Jockeys – My Morning Jacker, Sufjan Stevens “America” Father John Misty Anthem + 3 Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  You got a Golden Ticket and you can finally step into Nightcaps at the Theater’s chocolaty recording studio! Tonight, Mark whisks us off to the land of Oompah Loompas and Snozzberries in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. The crazed chocolatier has a plan to find a pure protégé., but in order to benefit he has to bump off a few brats in the process. If you are a fan then settle in with a Scrumdiddlyumptous Wonka Bar. If you haven’t seen this one, don’t worry. You probably still know more of what to expect…when compared to the cast. Now, run home listener, as fast as you can to your nearest podcast platform and listen. There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going, unless you decide to listen to our sweet little podcast on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and More. Just like the candy man, you can make the sun rise, and sprinkle it with dew…just mind the chocolate river. Tonight, on the Marquee: Going over the Moon in Ecstasy with Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. How the Chocolate gets Made. In the Hotel Room with Roald Dahl. Chocolate Porn and Opal Uncut Gems. Candyman Bill says “The First Hit is Free.” Kindly Knife Tinkerer and Wonka’s Penchant for Poetry. The Gum is Still in Play. Dark Candy Timeline. ½ the Movie to Get to the Damn Chocolate Factory. I Can Feel It Running Down My Throat. Grandpa Joe Goin to Town on A Wall. How Unsafe was this Set?   “America f*&cked up Guys.”   “Nes tell… Mind the accent.” “The Kiss Before the Chip.” Hershey and Big Chocolate. “Ya Momma so Poor, She Can’t Afford Free Candy.” “Hey Cornelia, Sweetie.” “Calculating Percent LIVE.” “Jonathan Jaded for Winning the Prize of a Lifetime.” “Why is this Nightmare Riverboat Ride a Thing?” “Burp or Die.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

“Amuse-Bouche” – June 28th 2020 Did someone ring the Dinkster? … No, it’s just us at Nightcaps at the Theater with another week of pop culture references in our Amuse Bouche segment. Tonight, we discuss tax refunds, floors that may or may not be made out of lava, and bad band break ups. If you want a tasty game show treaty or maybe a cannibalistic late snack, this is the podcast for you. Remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More! If you forget you might meet a certain Anne with an E fan in a dark alley with a lead pipe. Shut Up Weeb! – Adventure Time: Distant Lands, Dorohedoro, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pokémon, and Ghost in the Shell. T.V. Court – RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Legendary, Dark, Anne with an An “E”, At Home with Amy Sedaris, The Floor is Lava, NOS4A2, Community, Fleabag, Killing Eve, Barry, Family Feud, Holey Moley, To Tell the Truth, Don’t, Eric Andre: Legalize Everything, and Hannibal Movie Phone – The Host, Doctor Sleep, Dogville, Fanny and Alexander, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, and An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn Troddin the Boards – A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Hamilton. Disc Jockeys – Dirty Projectors. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

  What’s better than a little isolation? Well, us hosts here, at Nightcaps at the Theater don’t recommend kinky games with scumbags in the middle of nowhere…wait did you say Kobe Beef is involved…tempting, but no dice. Tonight, we look at Mike Flanagan’s Netflix adaptation of Daddy King’s Gerald’s Game. This movie will have you recall memories from a traumatic past, shiver violently at that Midnight Cowboy glancing at you from the dark corner of your room, and you can forget about sleeping … we got work to do pumpkin! It’ll be a Total Eclipse of the Heart but, Mr. Bright Eyes, please don’t turn around. Hey Mr. Sandman bring us a dream…and while you are at it don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, etc! What are ya waitin for? The next eclipse? Tonight, on the Marquee: “I could get out of those handcuffs if I tried, Sure Jan.” We are watching Gerald’s Game. Not Kinky …” Kingy.” The Gerald’s Game with Lindsay Lohan and One Muppet. Why not Maine? Because… George Costanza as Jessie. Dog/Cat Eating Owner Time Limit. Break Me Off A Piece of that Flesh of Gerald’s Arm. The “Swing/Bench.” Suck Dem Toes. Daddy King and Joe as a Test Subject. Loving the “Degloving.” “Love Life…is the Same as it Was”   “Jerry…Arnold…Stoop Kid’s Game.” “The Fact that Mike Flanagan didn’t do Pet Semetary.” – Jonathan was Gooped. “Hm.” - Matt’s Initial Review  Cohen, Duffer, or Duplass? “What’s Reading?” Stephen King = Good Shit. “No Thank You, Not Interested.” – Moonlight Man Selling Time Shares. “ “I Don’t f*&ks with “Yeppers.” “Rosanne Barr Excuse.” Jonathan Drunkenly Explaining Ka. Scooby Says “Ru Ran Ru Rit!” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – June 13th, 2020 Today we preach about the dangers of Warhammmer 40K, ultimate tag, and landmines on another Amuse-Bouche pop culture segment. We may still be in quarantine, but that can’t stop us from watching the highest of the highs and the lowest of the lows. Pick your guts up off the floor! Artemis Fowl can’t be that bad…or can it? We are gonna need an extra bottle for this one. Th-that that don’t kill us, can only make us stranger. But a few new listeners certainly wouldn’t hurt. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! If you don’t leave this episode knowing what the Scoville Scale is, then we have failed you. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Cardcaptor Sakura, Warhammer 40k Ultra Marines, The Midnight Gospel, Akira, and Teasing Master Takagi-san T.V. Court – ABC Summer of Fun and Games, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Holey Moley, Ultimate Tag, Family Feud, To Tell the Truth, Don’t, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, King of the Hill, Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Legendary, Killing Eve, At Home with Amy Sedaris, What We Do in the Shadows, Star Wars: Temple Challenge, and Dave Chappelle’s 8:46 Movie Phone – Brink of Life, Autumn Sonata, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Da 5 Bloods, and Artemis Fowl. Troddin the Boards – N/A Disc Jockeys – Run the Jewels RTJ4 Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Put on your Sunday Clothes and get out your Buy and Serve brand Cupcake in a Cup! Tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are blasting off with the 2008 Pixar classic Wall-E. Where roaches never looked so lovable, big baby is the new dress code, and we can all romantically watch as the world burns. Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Can’t you agree we all work as hard as M-O? If you want to show your appreciation make sure you listen, rate, and subscribe to us on most podcasting platforms, we won’t forget your patronage when the robo-revolution/microwave uprising eventually comes. Tonight, on the Marquee: That darn little robot that could…it’s Wall-E! Pixar’s Sights and Sounds, in Space. Presto said “Bunny Rights!” Brooklyn hasn’t changed… Horses as Dogs or Roaches with Personality? The Nightcaps “Creamies.” Big Babies on Life Support. The Story of Sh*tbot. One Flew Over the Robot’s Nest. Computer Mice Mouse Bots the Wall-As. The Microwave Finally Gets Mark.   “A Vast, Empty Desolate Wasteland…Does he mean Jersey?” “Plying the panda with Dumplings…” “Crying in the Self-Isolation Club.” ”What is that paper made of?” “That Robot F&*ks.” Bein a B*&tch, Eatin out of Cups.” “It was Supposed to be a 3 Hour Tour.” “I was Born in this Crib and I’ll Die in this Crib.”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

“Amuse-Bouche” – May 30th, 2020 Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Nightcaps at the Theater, sponsored Amuse-Bouche segment, where we are all the man who snuck into an AMC Theater to live out their intimate quarantine dreams. We do this podcast…for comedy, first and foremost…no relation to Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors” album. We hope you join us with your animal heads, from your Casas De Papel, onCHROMATICA…. there we think we got every reference, please enjoy! The Microwave giveth and taketh away. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Give us a godman doughnut and if you need a womb, we got one right here! “Don’t Just Stare at Me…Go!” Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story, Dorohedoro, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. T.V. Court – La Casa Del Papel/Money Heist, Community, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Holey Moley 2, To Tell the Truth, Celebrity: Family Feud, Match Game, Press Your Luck, The Wall, America’s Got Talent, The Masked Singer, What We Do In the Shadows, The Big Flower Fight, We’re Here, RPDR/RPCDR, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Killing Eve, The Great, The Gallery, and Space Force. Movie Phone – Hannah Gatsby’s Douglas, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. The Reverend, Ghost Stories, Waiting Women, Hercules, Moana, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Love Birds, Hot Rod, and The Hustle. Troddin the Boards – Measure for Measure. Disc Jockeys – Petals for Armor, The 1975 Notes on a Conditional Form, Daoi Freyer’s “Think About Things”, Show Pony, and Chromatica Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Nightcaps at the Theater says that …that …that… that’s all folks with Looney Tunes: Back in Action! Our Netflix and Quarantine special continues with the energetic, frantic “spy” movie starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck…along with Brendan Fraser and Jenna Elfman…who…um…well…she’s in this too! All we can say is a few crucial tips. 1. “We coulda been watching Space Jam instead?” WTF! 2. Sell all our Warner Brother Stock…. 3. We got a hot tip; Nightcaps is a about to Die! And 4. Manje A Joe’s…Trust us, you’ll understand after listening. If you want to follow us just look into Area 52…of course we mean search at Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and More. Sufferin Succotash thanks for supporting  our humble little podcast. Tonight, on the Marquee: A Long Stretch for a Shrek Reference…. it’s gotta be Looney Tunes: Back in Action. Brendan Fraser at Third Billing… The “Anti-Space Jam” according to Mark. The Looney Tunes Bugs F*&ks./ F#$k the Duck. Starring Heather Locklear for no F^&king Reason. Connection to Invasion of the Body Snatchers Instant Paree Transition. Granny on an Elephant/Tweety’s Kunta Kinte’s Backstory. Michael Jordan edited in from Space Jam. He and the Chairman Didn’t Do Anything. Low Budget Odie. Throwing a Beak? WTF!?!   “This is Not Worth It…” Matt Cabrera on the Podcast. “Give the Boot to Groot.” “Inspiring Furries Everywhere.”   Elmer Fudd’s Alcoholism … These Toons Weren’t Drinkin. Daffy vs. Donald. The Joe Dante Regulars. I Do Not Like Steve Martin…I Agree with My Mother” – Jonathan’s Creedo. “You’re Spoiling the Movie” – Our Podcast in A Nutshell. “Bugs is really Emoting.” “Gotta Pwese Our Dwark Mwasters.” – Elmer Fudd. Clearly Evil. “Not My Looney Tunes./I Discovered My Roots!” Looney Tunes= Kylo Ren. “Save Us Quibi!” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

“Amuse-Bouche” – May 9th 2020 Welcome to the most “meh”… I mean “chill” episode of Nightcaps at the Theater with another Amuse Bouche pop culture party! Tune into the Spice Channel, aka our podcast where topics tonight include: Frankenstein birthing techniques, Joe Pesci impressions, making “Whoopi” and more …. we’re so sorry! Thank you for listening, It’s too late fans, Gerard Butler says you are past the point of “No Return!” Since there’s no other place to go, remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More! Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Shivering Truth, and Ghost Stories T.V. Court – Community, La Casa De Papel/Money Heist, The Mandalorian, The Gallery, RuPaul’s Drag Race/Celebrity Drag Race/All Stars Season 5, We’re Here, Hollywood, Nadiya’s Time to Feast, Killing Eve, West World, and What We Do in the Shadows, Movie Phone – Show Boat, Destry Rides Again, and Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Troddin the Boards – Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, and Help! I’m Stuck with Cole Escola. Disc Jockeys – Car Seat Headrest’s A Door Less Closed, Fionna Apple, Grimes, Leontyne Price, Kim Petra’s Malibu, Chromatica Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  We are Nightcaps at the Theater and we are here to watch movies, podcast and stuff! Hello again, friend of a friend, tonight get out your guitars and your Game Boys because we are watching 2010’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The World during our Social Netflixing Marathon. Don’t mind Jonathan butchering Brayan Lee O Malley’s name for the next two hours…we are obviously passionate about the film.  Are you in “Lesbians” with us? If not, you are about to be. How many Matthews have you dated? That’s not so bad… Does Bread make you Fat? Yes…but you know what doesn’t rating, reviewing, and subscribing to us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and more! Not that that is a bad thing, we would love to play Pacu - Pacu Man with you, no matter what.   Tonight, on the Marquee: Did you hear? Scott Pilgrim and Mark are dating a high schooler in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! Currently #175 in Japan! Genius = Matt Working on Bits. Michael Cera’s Body Count…a Baby Giraffe, Social Distancing Arcades. MEW Cinematography. Knives is a Gem. Amazon Geeky not “Techy.” r/Matt SubReddit. Foot For Quentin. Boss/Bass Battle. Fiona Not Ramona.   “Woody Allen Impressions.”   “Who’s Pegging?” – Mark is Asking. “From Fart to Star!” – Matt as Casting Agent. “I gotta pee om her.” “Matt’s never seen Sesame Street?” Fun Bar Tricks. Exploding int Loose Change. “She’s Like A Mood Ring.” “That’s “Mayonegg?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  Another Week, Another Amuse-Bouche Segment Sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. We watch pop culture so you don’t have to…but then again, isn’t it the only thing keeping us alive? Join us as one of oue smiling friends as Mark recaps the entirety of the Spy Kids franchise. What a World? In this episode you can expect a “Young Childish Gambino”, Improv Comedy, 10,000 hours of Drag Race and more. Its so Baaaaaaad, it’s good! What is “celebrity?” You’ll have to listen to find out! Who’s on first? Whorehouses don’t Sound Depressing. Unfortunately, we aren’t in 3-D. At All! Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and Spotify! Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Smiling Friends, & The Midnight Gospel.   T.V. Court – Better Call Saul, Community, Tiger King, Middleditch & Schwartz, The Outsider, Killing Eve, WestWorld, What We Do In The Shadows, RuPaul’s Drag Race Celebrity: Drag Race, Dragnificent!, We’re Here, & Anne with An “E.” Movie Phone – Finding Dory, Cinderella (1950), Sleeping Beauty (1959), McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Cries and Whispers, The Stepford Wives (1975), Onward, Spy Kids, Spy Kids: 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids: 3-D: Game Over, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World & The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D. Troddin the Boards – Beowulf.   Disc Jockeys – Chromatica, Laura Marling, Wes Tank. And Fiona Apple: Fetch the Bolt Cutters. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  We wanna know what love is! This week’s Nightcaps at the Theater analyzes the quirky romantic joint, Lars and the Real Girl. Could it be a serial killer’s notion, or is this true love?  This movie is not as weird as it seems, join as we discuss relationships, Real Dolls, and the attitude of sincerity.  Shed you layers and accept your true feelings. Accept who you are who you choose to love! We here at Nightcaps, don’t ever judge. Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Hangout at our tree-house. L is for the listens you give the pod. O is for the only ones for us. V is very, very extraordinary. E is for Every Real Doll you enjoy!    Tonight, on the Marquee: Mark is a fan of any Movie, Will he Be a Fan of Lars and the Real Girl? Going Against Our Own Theme. Ryan Gosling’s Introverted Nature. Gosling Turkey Neck. Surfs Up Tremors. Ed Gein Vibes. Bianca as A Pillar of Community. Margot’s Stupid Donkey Vest! What Kinda Chip Man Are You?” Let Bianca Do What She Want! A First Kiss. In Two Takes. Attendance at the Nightcaps   “Her vs. Lars and the Real Girl.” “Sigh…Snow…”  “The Awkward Romance Movies” – A Nightcaps Tradition.  “Bored or Drunk Bianca?” “Tackled by a Pregnant Emily Mortimer.” “Who Want’s Salad?” “Might have a Cabbage Patch Doll.” “Sweet Tart the Mayor.” “Baby Parallels.”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  “Amuse-Bouche” – April 21st, 2020 Another week, another Nightcaps sponsored Amuse Bouche pop culture segment. This week we have robots, step brothers, Dragon Ball do rags, and James Bond to bring to our slowly descending banquet table. Will you join us in fasting in the highs and lows of media this week, or will you feast on the scraps? Remember to wash your hand’s and for all you voice actors out there, brush your teeth…or don’t. Does Matt even listen to Nightcaps? Don’t be like Matt. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Seriously, does anyone even remember the outside? Stay Golden Pony Boy! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Clone Wars, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Beaststars, and Persona 5. T.V. Court – Better Call Saul, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Westworld, RuPaul Drag Race, Tiger King, Killing Eve, Terrance House, and The Man in the High Castle. Movie Phone – The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts, The Week Of, Step-Brothers, Goldfinger, You Only Live Twice, The Last Samurai, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Police Academy, The Platform Troddin the Boards – Beetlejuice and Beardo Disc Jockeys – Losing My Mind: A Sondheim Disco Fever Dream, Chromatica, Dan Avidan & The Super Guitar Bros, and Thundercat It Is What It Is. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Nightcaps at the Theater continues our Netflix and Quarantine with a love letter to all of you stoners out there. Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke, is just the kind of medication you need to survive this lack of interaction with your fellow man… man. This movie has it all, nuns on fire, a stiff narcotics dog, a van made of fiber weed and some of the best hot dogs you’ll see this side of East L.A. So, hold your thumb out and get hitching, we have gotta find that prime spliff to get us through the movie. Should we roll down the windows? What’s in this thing…man? How’s our driving…oh wait, are we parked? Don’t snort that Ajax instead why don’t you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to Nightcaps at the Theater, let those speakers blast as Low Rider plays. Tonight, on the Marquee: Toke up and social distance as we watch Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke. Nothing Wrong with Bongs. Tokin it Up at the Theater. Munchies and a Hangover Movie. Pedro in the Muppet Mobile. The Ma Joint Royale w/ Cheese. Ajax Animal Noises. Impromptu Migas Wedding. Verizon Fiber Weed Getting Peed on Ring Any Bells? When the Van is Rockin… Alice Bowie…Off into the Blazing” Sunset.   Tommy Chong was a stoner! What?!? Juvenile, Immature, and the perfect film for Mark. Share your Weed with the Class. “Your whiteness is showing.” “Why is Cheech Southern?” It’s kinda like The Odyssey … with Cheech and Chong. Making Some “Ice Cream.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

  “Amuse-Bouche” – March 28th 2020 Social Distancing may be the new norm, but Nightcaps at the Theater is not going to leave your hankering for unscripted banter and pop culture hot takes unsatiated. Tonight, through the miracle of technology and Zencastr, we offer this multi-media delicacy for your ears to snack on. So, sit back, remove your hazard suit, and listen. Put ya Hands up in the Damn Chat! Remember to Wash You Hands, and while you’re at it remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, and More. Thanks so much, and we hope you all Stay Safe and Healthy, during this quarantine. Shut Up Weeb! – Beaststars, Steven Universe Future, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, and The Mandalorian T.V. Court – McMillions, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, Westworld, The Outsider, Man in the High Castle, and Tiger King Movie Phone – The Baker’s Wife, Port of Call, Super-Size Me 2: Holy Chicken!, The Talented Mr. Ripley, It Comes At Night, Mike Birbiglia/Pete Davidson, Shaun of the Dead, Attack the Block, The Day After Tomorrow, Doctor No, From Russia With Love, Thunder Ball, and Sorry to Bother You Troddin the Boards – Company and Six Disc Jockeys – Lady Gaga, Childish Gambino, Jay Electronica, Father John Misty, Los Campesinos, and Group Love Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  Are you tired of your suburban housewife life? Do you long to sniff the fresh air just beyond the cul-de-sac? Has the neighborhood porn movie house, got you down? If so, then have we got a movie for you! Look no further than the disgusting, perverted, and oddly-floral scented Polyester (1981). This John Water’s joint, follows the follies of Francine Fishpaw as she deals with a cheating husband, lousy kids, and her best friend Cuddles’s Debutante Ball. Francine’s certainly got a nose for female trouble and that’s just perfect for us as this movie has perfected “Odorama" technology, allowing you…yes you, the average viewer to take your nose on a cinematic adventure! So put down the macramé, forget the foot fetish, and breathe in that sweet smell of our podcast!  Tonight, on the Marquee: Join the “Most Drinkingest Gals In the World” as We Watch John Water’s Polyester (1981). The Powerful Aroma of “Odorama!” Picketing Porno. Quentin Tarantino Origins. Sister Hijacks a Bus. Cuddles Got Cuddles on Her Mind. Divine Casually tearing Off Car Doors and Busting into Motel Rooms. Call the Nuns! La Rue’s Got a Gun/Dogicide. The New AMC Drive In. Cuddles X Heinz. So Pure. Free, White, Rich & Happy. “One to Show Grandma.” – Jonathan’s Review.  “It’s no Dolby, but Two Noses Up!” “Please Show Benji!” “I Thought He Was Walking His Dog, But Then I Realized It Was His Date!” Mark’s Bill Murray Podcast. “I Didn’t Want to Use Macramé to Kill!” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  Take out, your sharpshooters…not that kind, zip your pants back up, because we are off to watch 1999’s Wild Wild West. We could warn you with what to expect in this movie, but none of it would make a lick of sense.  In Fat Candy’s Gentleman’s Club, you can only hope to find Will Smith and Kevin Kline in unconvincing drag, heavy-handed racial humor, battle trains, and there’s gotta be a giant mechanical spider in the third act. If that’s not enough for you, then maybe some butt shots, and some truly questionable acting choices from Kenneth Branagh’s villainous Loveless?  Any listener that's stressed, will be in more distress, when we’ve done our best, with this podcast. As we roll into, as we stroll into the Wild, Wild! Have a “A Breath of Fresh Ass” I mean “A Breast of Fresh Air” and Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Tonight, on the Marquee: Mechanical Spiders, Rough Riders, and we want “Nada” in Wild Wild West (1999) The Evident Racism In and Out of the Film. Smith and Kline’s Unique Lack of Chemistry. Nitro Physics. Exploring Fake Breasts and Super Mario 64 Munitia and Magnetic, Magical Saws. Spider Foreshadowing The Worst Original Song “This Movie Invented Steampunk.” “Sisqo’s Bad Breakup!?!” “We’re from the Streets.” “Don't you just HATE that song?” “Hard Pumping.”  Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

“Amuse-Bouche” – March 7th, 2020 Even the Corona Virus can’t stop us at Nightcaps at the Theater. Put on your masks, and break out your tissues, as we prepare to dig in to another pop culture banquet in our Amuse-Bouche episode. Oodles of Anime, Tons of T.V, Multitudes of Movies/Music, and some Tasty Theater all await you! Stay tuned to hear us open Pokémon cards live on the air, while also discussing the latest pop culture. Letterbox may be down for Matt, but don’t worry, our podcast is always here for you! Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and Spotify! The One and Only Home of Spaghetti Kung-Fu Films and Longclaw Lore. Shut Up Weeb! – The Clone Wars, Mob Psycho 100, Ni No Kuni, Dragon Quest: Your Story, Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back – Evolution, Castlevania, and Steven Universe: Future.   T.V. Court – The Twilight Zone, I Am Not Okay with This, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Better Call Saul. Movie Phone – Kung-Fu Hustle, Dirty Harry, Doom: Annihilation, Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Impractical Jokers: The Movie, Call of the Wild, Fantasy Island, Mulan (1998), Emma, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, and Train to Busan.      Troddin the Boards – Six, Fun Home, and The Mystery of Edwin Drood. Disc Jockeys – Grimes, U.S. Girls, Lady Gaga, Christineand the Queens, Night Runner, Nina Simone, Doja Cat, and Jonathan Wilson. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – February 21st, 2020 We’re back at Nightcaps at the Theater with our Amuse Bouche segment. Just when you thought we were gone the lingering hunger pangs of pop culture, return in full force. Don’t lose your rings, we do discuss Sonic the Hedgehog, stay tuned. Let us quell that need for T.V., Music, Movies, and Culture that we know you crave. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! If you like hot, two, or new popes, then this might be the podcast for you. “No, Sal! We Want to Taste the Cheese!” Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Promare, Pokémon: Twilight Wings, Star Wars the Clone Wars, Bojack Horseman. T.V. Court – Project Runway, The Good Place, Killing Eve, Hollywood, Westworld, His Dark Materials, and Terrance House.    Movie Phone – Throne of Blood, The Thirst, The Two Popes, The Gentlemen, The Turning, The Rhythm Section, Suicide Squad, Gretel & Hansel, The Man Standing Next, Birds of Prey, Doctor No, The Photograph, The Love Birds, and Sonic the Hedgehog.    Troddin the Boards – The Explorer’s Club, A Tragedy of Errors, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, West Side Story, and Six. Disc Jockeys – Trixie Mattel’s Malibu, Kesha’s High Road, Green Day, Mac Miller’s “Circles”, Grimes, Tame Impala Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Rev up, “Hell’s Bells,” because tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are watching the panned Stephen King classic Maximum Overdrive (1986). Guest Star, Daniel Ryan, brings an immaculate pick for “Critically Panduary” with a film swerving around the human/truck struggle to survive. Will these, dumb as bricks, humans be able to defend the Dixie Boy, or is there gonna blood on the pavement? It doesn’t matter if we made them! They are Big! They are Loud! And they are hungry for Diesel and Revenge! Put the pedal to the metal and Rate, Review, and Subscribe, on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and More. Tonight, on the Marquee: A Stephen King with Maximum Overdrive (1986). ACDC X Stephen King BFFs. Hitting the Gas and Swerving to Survive. A “Moron Movie.” The Green Goblin, Somehow? Death By Melons/Potatoes. Loose Sentience Rules. Being Married to Lisa Simpson. The Most Menacing Ice-Cream Truck. Trucks Burying Their Own. Taking the Life of a Burger Sign.   “What is a Boat, but a Truck can Swim?” “The reception …. Well. It was bad!” Stephen King ‘s Permanent Coke Phase. “I don’t’ give a Ladybug!” The Stand with no Stakes. Hammers Can’t Betray Us. Method Acting on the Sh*tter. “80s Drugs, Pump, Hot?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Nightcaps at the Theater rings in 2020’s edition of “Critically Panduary/So Bad It Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum” with Neil Breen’s masterpiece Fateful Findings (2012). “It’s a Magical Day!” This is a film (if you can call it that) that will leave you questioning your sanity, psychedelic mushrooms, and Master’s Degree in Computer Science. Hack into the truth behind the Government Masters of the World, all while lounging in your inner Black Void.! If you love a “so bad its good time” at the movies, question your sanity and then tune in to this episode. (Farting-Wind Sound Effect.) Remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to Nightcaps at the Theater, forget your addiction to pills and invite yourselves to our poolside BBQ! Tonight, on the Marquee: “I can’t believe you committed suicide” after watching Fateful Findings (2012). A Biography of the Mystery of an Enigma of Neil Breen. Is There a Plot? Everybody Loves Neil Breen. Bloody Disgusting Shower Scene/Fishing Pills Out of the Toilet. Psychologist Symbolism. Reflection Walking Out on a Reflection. Eating Lettuce and Dismantling the Government. Microsoft Sam’s Star Billing. Worst Press Conference Ever! If an A.I. Wrote a Movie. Serious Film Investors … Stay Tuned.   Is it a Neil Breen Feature? – Matt’s on the Money Question. 30$ for a Jewel Case DVD?  “It’s Very Hard to Describe This Movie.” “If Tommy Wiseau Directed a David Lynch Movie. “Has Neil Breen Ever Had Sex?” “Im Hungry!” “Tutoring Commercial Parallels.” “What is This Shot?” “I Resign As the President of the Bank.” “I Wasn’t Ready…”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420

  Nightcaps at the Theater is back with another Amuse-Bouche segment. Tonight we discuss our Scooby -Doo fan theories, the Caronavirus, lyrics to Mr. Rodgers’ opening theme, John Travolta, fisting dragons, and Netflix’s The Circle. “Nightcaps, send message to fans. #Nightcapskillingit. We are totally not hipster dou#che bags… ”  Make sure that you are ready for a “meaty” discussion on the most recent pop culture news. Finally, save room for a “Meowdy” screening of CATS and some Star Wars talk, to fill your multi-media hunger. Our podcast will be sure to fill that void inside, so rate, review, and subscribe.  Shut Up Weeb! – Your Name, Weathering With You, Ni-No Kuni, Carole & Tuesday, Infinity Train, and BoJack Horseman. T.V. Court – The Witcher, Modern Love, Jeopardy, The Man in the High Castle, You, Project Runway, John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch, The Good Place, AJ and the Queen, and The Circle.     Movie Phone – Persona, CATS, Star Wars Episode VIII, Star Wars Episode IX, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, Little Women, Queen & Slim, Uncut Gems, West Side Story (1961), Spies in Disguise, The Fanatic, Overlord, A Bridge Too Far, The Last Black Man in San Francisco, One Child Nation, IP Man 4, Like A Boss, 1917, Just Mercy, DoLittle, Bad Boys, Bad Boys for Life, Detective Chinatown, Street Dancer 3D, Troddin the Boards – The Explorer’s Club. Disc Jockeys – Lady Gaga “Stupid Love”, and Matt’s “Winter Newsletter.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  Nightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! What films shined like Uncut Gems, brought us to Climax, or  lingered with us like the most heart-warming Parasite? You'll have to listen to our "Knock Em' Back" segment to find find out. Finally, we look towards 2020 full of hope and foresight by describing what we are excited to watch in the new year. Matt, April, Mark, and Jonathan thank you all from the bottom of our green-glass hearts and our Nightcaps family for listening.  May your New Year be bright! Your Libations be plentiful! And may the movies you see be worth the AMC A -List Membership! Also may you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc.  Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

Nightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! First, listeners can count on the hosts to Pour One Out in a segment where we discuss the misses of film in 2019. These are the films that made us feel anything but "Jellicle." CGI Animated Monstrosities, Questionable Acting Choices, and not enough booze in the world for us to justify the film making wherein!  May your New Year be bright! Your Libations be plentiful! And may the movies you see be worth the AMC A -List Membership! Also may you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc.  Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  “If you sit on my lap today, A new Nightcaps at the Theater Christmas special will come your way!”  That’s right kids; it’s the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas! And what could stir up our beloved childhood memories more than re-watching our favorite Rankin-Bass stop motion, abominable monstrosities, with a few close friends, and copious amounts of liquor? Just don’t get so wasted you can’t put “one foot in front of the other.” Tonight, the podcast takes a look at THREE “seminal” (using that term loosely) Christmas Films.  We go through the R & B Holiday canon with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970) & The Year Without A Santa Clause (1974). Even if you’re a Miser Brother we bet you won’t be able to resist singing along!   Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc. instead. Share this nostalgic spirit of Christmas wonder; never stop believing in Santa…or the power of booze! Tonight, on the Marquee: Having a Holly Jolly Christmas with R & B’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970) & The Year Without A Santa Clause (1974). Santa Claus?! An Asshole?! Fast Forward Song ™. The Media Pushing the Santa Agenda. Stupid Kids Questioning Narrators. In-Breeding Elves/Penguin Smooches. Rankin Bass’s “Christmas Shoes.” No One Would Even Miss Me… Claus Drag King. Southern Children From Brooklyn. Santa’s Grog. Stereotypical Diversity and A Colorblind Christmas.   Obsessed with the Rankin-Bass Holiday Canon – Jonathan’s Passion Project. “I’m Named After Mommy’s Favorite Drink…Fireball.” North Pole Toxicity/Gender Pressures. “No Sit, No Kiss, No You for You!” “Mayor Mister – Mister Mayor.” “So Long, South Town!” Jingle X Jangle. Reindeer Math + Pussy Muff. "God Bless My Soul." - Santa is Too Good. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  What do you get when you mix novelty plungers, pudding, and an anxious romance? Well, we here at Nightcaps at Theater, can only assume it’s something that looks and feels like Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch-Drunk Love (2002).  Don’t worry about calling into a phone-sex line for intimacy/connection, we’ve got you covered there. Love can be as awkward as oppressive siblings, or as spontaneous as a Harmonia, dumped on the side of the street. We want to chew on your cheeks and scoop out your eyes in a loving way. Don’t renew your gym membership, skip the crumby party with the siblings and let’s go get dinner instead. Maybe later we can listen to Shelly Duvall croon a tune, underneath the moon? No need to save up your frequent flyer miles, you can listen to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc. instead. Stop selling “Fungers” and start hoarding those Healthy Choice ™ snacks. Don’t forget to Rate, Review, and Subscribe, or you may get a visit from Dean the Mattress King. Tonight, on the Marquee: Picking up Harmonia in the Street, circa 20002, Nightcaps Watches Punch-Drunk Love. Adam Sandler Cinematography. Star Wars Phone Sex Operator The Pudding Man … “He Needs Me.” The Definition of Punch-Drunk. Negging Sisters. Phone Sex… Just Don’t Do It! Meanwhile, in Provo, Utah. Bustin Down Bathrooms. Anxiety Tap Dance in the Grocery Store. Strange Small Dirty Talk “If Uncut Gems doesn’t succeed…” – Our Dark Future. “They’re Both Method.” – Sandler vs. Day Lewis. “Can We Watch Billy Madison Instead?” “Actor’s F^&k” – A True Fact. Mark’s “Big Stick” Story. “Ya Strokin Ya Snoke?” – Star Wars Sexline “And Bye-Bye.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  “Amuse-Bouche” – December 21st Just when you thought it was too hot in the pop-culture kitchen, Nightcaps at the Theater is back with a back-to-back Amuse Bouche segment. Matt has returned to regale us with scrumptious Henry Cavil fists, and Mark is finally ready to share his thoughts on the latest Star Wars film. Jonathan... really has nothing to share and is just here for the booze and the drama. We curse you … “Playmobil!” Put on your bibs and open your ear-holes, this delicious holiday feast is about to get a second course. Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and now Spotify! Raise your blood-alcohol and midichlorian level by listening! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Promare, Kill La Kill, and DuckTales (2017) T.V. Court – The Witcher, The Mandalorian, Drag Race U.K., Project Runway, and Encore! Movie Phone –Knives Out, Frozen 2, Playmobil: The Movie, Waves, Jumanji: The Next Level, Star Wars: Rogue One, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, A Miracle on 34th Street, and Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker. Troddin the Boards – West Side Story and Oklahoma! Disc Jockeys – Kim Petras – Turn Off the Light, The Current (Rock the Cradle), and Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  “Amuse-Bouche” – December 11th While Matt is away, Mark and Jon will play…at least we think that’s how the saying goes. Anyway, tonight you are in for a rich bounty of anime, Star Wars, Disney+, and potpourri Broadway knowledge with these two chuckle-heads recording. As long as you aren’t Rian Johnson (in Mark’s humble opinion) you are welcome to tune in and see the world through eyes, as if they were According to Jeff Goldblum. Just imagine all of the Baby Yoda, dancing with the CGI cat people…isn’t it perfect? Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and now Spotify! It’s the only way we can reanimate Matt, stick him in a Muppet body, and blog about it on our Tumblreddits. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Pokémon Origins, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, DuckTales (2017), Gargoyles, Steven Universe: Future, and Rick and Morty T.V. Court –The World According to Jeff Goldblum, The Mandalorian, His Dark Materials, Encore!, The Good Place, Project Runway, and Arizona Circle. Movie Phone – The Muppets, Noelle, Lady and the Tramp (2019), The Touch, The Serpent’s Egg, Frozen 2, Knives Out Troddin the Boards – Bye, Bye, Birdie!, SpongeBob: The Musical, Elf: The Musical, The Explorer’s Club, Beetlejuice, The Music Man, West Side Story, and Disc Jockeys – FLCL, and Amy Winehouse.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee and welcome to a world of magic, witches, curious British waifs, Nazis, and tweaked flying LSD-fueled bed frames. Thanks to the Professor Emilius Browne Correspondence College of Witchcraft, and Nightcaps at the Theater you have been carefully chosen to test your apprentice witch abilities through the consumption of alcohol and the through the viewing of an otherwise highly underrated, classic Disney film. With Hosts, Jonathan Kwiatkowski, Daniel Ryan, and Grant Farrokh, you are truly in for a “magical” time. As you listen be sure you don’t roll any ankles while trying to fly your broom in the dead of night, or jump on the nearest bed, hoping to soar through the starry skies, and most certainly don’t take off all your clothes in the hopes that you have mastered Substitutionary Locomotion! We assure you the only spell you’re under is that of your spirits. Lastly, have fun, sing along, and enjoy an “unprepared” mark you, an “unprepared” night of bobbing along through Portobello Road, Pepperinge Eye, the Ise of Naboombu, and your own imagination. Lackipo nikrif scrumpet leech! Tonight, on the Marquee: It Feels Grand Watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks with a Drink in Your Hand! Unoffical Drinking Game and A Hodge-Podge Production History. To the Observant/Modern Viewer… Eglantine Price is One Bad Bi**h. Fanfiction, Layers, and Possible Sequel Ideas on r/bedknobs. Meme Potential. Take A Shot for Every Knob. Magical Pyramid Schemes. Unsolved Mysteries: The Island of Nuboombu. Tanking in Soccer. Nazees Causing Mischief. How Many More Wizards/Witches Does Britain Have? Genuinely Impressive Reanimated Medieval Armor. “This Was My After the Battle of Yavin” – The Connection of Bedknobs. Academy Award for Best DVD Menu. How Old is Angela Lansbury? A24’s Bedknobs and Broomsticks. “Will my Nipples Work Miss Price?” Terry Cloth Prop Books. Nazee Occultism or Disney Conspiracy. Coulda Saved Us Millions Paul! Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  In Heaven Everything is Fine, but with a little bit of liquor and a good movie, life is even better. On the conclusion of Nightcaps at the Theater’s 2nd Annual Frightcaps fest, Mark throws us a curve ball in the form of a pencil factory. Listen close to your radiator and you will know we are taking a look at David Lynch’s opus Eraserhead. This movie will make you rethink every relationship you ever had, and children … sheesh we won’t be thinking of those for a lifetime. Remember if you watch this movie on a phone you might be thinking you are getting the full experience, but you’re F***ing not! Now, sit back and let the soothing sounds of machinery, howling winds, and your lovely newborn monster baby. Tonight, on the Marquee: The Finale of this Year’s Frightcaps at the Theater Marathon! Make Room in your Brain for David Lynch’s Eraserhead. Popeye’s Should Have Sponsored this Episode. Lynch’s Philadelphia Story? A Boy and His Radiator. The Most Awkward Family Dinner Ever. Placenta Present. Literal “Wet Dreams.” On This Episode of How Did This Get Made…Pencils?!! Don’t You Dare Steal Our Muppets Take Your Movie Podcast Idea! Monster Baby … Not As Bad as Nugget Slime. This Year’s Frightcaps Theme Revealed and What’s to Come?   What the F**k Did We Just Watch? – Reminiscing on Our First Viewing. Should we Have Picked Little Nicky? Making a Baby…Prop. Look at My Knees! And Man-Made Chickens. “ALRIGHT PAUL!” “It’s Okay.” Danny Devito Takes a Tumble. “This Baby is Mockin Me!” Practical Props Power.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

  “Amuse-Bouche” – November 17th, 2019 Live from our sickbeds, directly to you, is the latest Amuse Bouche, pop culture content segment, sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. On tonight’s episode we discuss what it must be like to be cloned or live your life as Jeff Goldblum. If you like A Star Wars then at least two thirds of our hosting team will probably talk about that too, the other third of our hosting team would rather watch two dogs, fall in love. Anyways, pour yourself a cup of gender fluid, Puppet Flounder can’t hurt you here. Deep fakes are all the rage, but only by listening can you understand “the real” that is how bad the Terminator series has gotten, the bafflement of granting superpowers to historical figures, “fun” priests, and maybe even someday, hear Matthew Cabrera’s review of Snow Dogs? Oh wait, never mind…he watched Arctic F***king Dogs instead. Remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and More…please do Matt sat through Arctic Dogs. Clearly, we need all the help we can get. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Pokémon/She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. T.V. Court – Living with Myself, The End of the F***ing World, The World According to Jeff Goldblum, The Mandalorian, The Little Mermaid: Live, RuPaul’s Drag Race UK, AHS:1984, and The Good Place Movie Phone – The Jungle Book, The Lion King: ½, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, Dolemite is My Name, The Flavor of Green Tea Over Rice, The Lure, Doctor Sleep, The Addams Family (2019), Terminator: Dark Fate, Harriet, Midway, Lady and the Tramp, Countdown, Ford v Ferrari, The Irishman, and Arctic Dogs.    Troddin the Boards –Waitress Disc Jockeys – FKA twigs MAGDALENE.     Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  In space no one can hear you scream, but a little nightcap might help. Join us as we trek into the final frontier, as our Frightcaps at the Theater horror marathon continues. All Aboard the Nostromo as we take on Ridley Scott’s 1979 sci-fi epic, Alien. Line your stomach with booze so that any pesky Chest -Bursters will be too intoxicated to care, as we discuss the magic of practical effects, the decline of the Alien Franchise and Ripley’s competency in saving cats/kicking alien ass.  However, rest assured, after listening the only face hug you’re gonna get is one from us, to you loyal listeners. Now, pick up your flamethrower and crawl into that duct, we got a universe to save! Tonight, on the Marquee: Move over E.T., We’re Watching Alien. Are Xenomorphs Technically Disney Princesses? Ghostbusters Sonic the Hedgehog. Unions and following protocol … IN SPACE! Michigan J. Chest Burster! That Darn Cat … Jonesy! A good 4 minutes of Monster Air-Time. Milk … it Does an Android Good. Cursing out MOTHER. Designing Space Pajamas. Burning the Alien and the Special Effect Budget to a Crisp. John Witherspoon in Alien? No Notes … No problem. Spooky Sh&^ty Sequels. Drinking Alien Secretion “F&*k IMDB and Amazon.” Wanna Hug? – It’s all the Xenomorph Really Wanted. “Don’t Bother Me, I’m trying to Sleep Here. – Xenomorph tired after Murdering All Day. “Dear Diary, B*tch I Lived!” – Final Entry for the Nostromo.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

“Amuse-Bouche” – November 02, 2019 Break out the cymbals, tonight on another Nightcaps at the Theater sponsored Amuse Bouche segment is coming, directly to you! Sorry for the delay, but you still got this episode before the latest Zombieland movie…so not all bad right. By golly, prepare your being for all the anime, television, movies, theater, and music news you may ever need. Dave room for cute high school romances, dinosaurs, Watchmen, selling out to Disney+, how Showtime has nothing going for it right now…and more! Put on ya bib, and dig into this pop culture podcast feast. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Steins;Gate, Onimonogatari, Hazbin Hotel, and Primal. T.V. Court – Modern Love, Watchmen, The Good Place, Rupaul’s Drag Race UK, Dragula, AHS:1984, The Great British Baking Show, and American God Movie Phone – Gemini Man, Zombieland, Judy, The Terminator, The Magic Flute, After the Rehearsal, All That Jazz, Shane Dawson’s Jeffree Star Series Conclusion, In the Tall Grass, Scream, Joker, Jojo Rabbit, The Lighthouse, and Parasite. Troddin the Boards – The Explorer’s Club, Company, Six, and Waitress Disc Jockeys – Godsmack, Tool, Metallica covers, Kesha “Raising Hell”/High Road, Lizzo “Good As Hell” Remix ft. Ariana Grande, Drag Race’s “Break Up (Bye Bye), Big Thief “Not.” Duran Duran, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Anna Meredith, Caroline Polachek “Door, Swans, and Kanye West.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  “They’re Here…” No not ghosts! It’s us, the hosts of Nightcaps the Theater! We are back to bring you another Spooktacular episode during our Frightcaps festival. Tonight, we are going to the realm in between life and death, and to get there we just have to make a stop in the glowing closet in Carol Anne’s room first.  That’s right, call up Tangina we are watching Poltergeist (1982) Who left all of these headstones in here? Well, at least they moved the bodies…wait, ugh. I think the market value of this house is going to go down when people see the crawling steaks, creepy clowns, and the dang corpses in the pool. Don’t even get us started on that demonic tree… as far as you should be concerned “This house…and podcast is clean!” Oooooooh…Classy Cheetos! Tonight, on the Marquee: Scaring the S*&t out of Kids circa 1982, Behind the Screams. T.V. the Real Caregiver of Americans. What’s a Remote Control and How Do They Work? Scary Tree ™ Practical Chair Effects. Dana: The Useless Child. “Horrific” aka “Bad” CGI. Mixed Light Messages. Moving Bodies and No Headstones, for Real Estate. Pretty Sure Spielberg Did Everything for This Movie E. Buzz…What Kind of Dog Name? Star Wars Product Placement. Spooky Duck Tales. 1980s Films: Torturing Children. Lesh X Diane. Take a Shot Every Time Says “In the Sequel…” Classy Cheetos! Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

“Amuse-Bouche” – October 12, 2019 Tonight, this tasty Nightcaps at the Theater Amuse-Bouche segment is brought to you by everything but the Burger King app. Tune in as we rev up our Caminos as we discuss RuPaul+, China, in and out of motion pictures, stapling dollars to ourselves, grilling cakes, and Dad movies. It’s the season for spoops, so bundle up, sip some warm booze, and settle down for a pop culture treat.     Remember to Rate, Review, Listen, and Subscribe on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more, thanks to you’re support we can keep the ghost and ghouls at bay. Also, down with Communism…unless that’s your thing. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Dragon Pilot T.V. Court – The Good Place, American Gods, Rupaul’s Drag Race UK, Dragula, AHS:1984, The Great British Baking Show, Disenchanted, Primal, Dark Resistance: Age of Resistance, and Derry Girls.   Movie Phone – El Camino, Abominable: 3D, The Climbers, Rambo: Last Blood, War, Monos, Joker, Shane Dawson’s Jefree Star Series, American Psycho, Paddleton, and Between Two Ferns: The Movie Troddin the Boards – Chess, The Music Man, and Company.   Disc Jockeys – Euphoria, Anthem: Company Homunculus, Brittany Howard, Danny Brown, Angel Olsen, Wilco, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, DIIV, Sturgill Simpson, and Chromatics. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  Who ya gonna call??!? Nightcaps at the Theater! We may not be the most experienced of ghost hunting, movie-based podcasts, but if there’s one thing we got, it’s Stay-Puffed Marshmallows. Oh, and tenacity. To continue our Frightcaps at the Theater Spooktacular, we are watching 1984’s Ghostbusters. Will you be the Key Master to our Gatekeeper? Make sure to listen and join in to our discussion topics including: Ghost Jobs, Gates Within Gates, Super Rats, Bill Murray’s Charm, and Slimer. If you want a frightening, fun-filled fest then tune in as there is no Podcast…Only Nightcaps. Tonight, on the Marquee: Ghostbusters Because Bustin Makes Us Feel Good. Is it a “Goosebumps?” Stay-Puffed Prepubescence. Ghost Jobs in the Scene Cemetery. Is Bill Murray … Acting? Pro-Environment is the EPA the Real Villain? Igor or Egon. Harry Hausen Back From the Grave. Carl Winslow, Eternal Cop. David Bowie, Destroys New Work Ghostbuster’s Waconda and the MCU.   “Wait . . . The Blair Thumb was Frakenthumb the whole Time?!?!?” – #NeverForgetThumbWars “Da da da Da da da – That’s Trademarked. The Ecto Cooler Debate. Moranis Morrissette Nightcaps …Yeah, they are a real Podcast. It has a Pole?!? Wheeee!!! The Dickless Sting. Marshmallow Splooge for All.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

  “Amuse-Bouche” – September 28, 2019 We’re just “chewing a little bit” on this latest Amuse -Bouche episode, brought to you by Nightcaps at the Theater. On this episode we, grease some poles, weigh the benefits on sh*^ting-based space puns, and realize we only know who actors are, based on their role in the Harry Potter film canon. Lastly, can we stop it already with the pre-order subscription service boxes please! Did you ring the Dinkster? No? Well…okay, just listen please.   Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Fire Force, Skull-face Bookseller Honda-san, Promare, and The Boondocks. T.V. Court – Disenchanted, Dragula, AHS:1984, The Great British Baking Show, The Good Place, and The Emmy’s. Movie Phone – Downton Abbey: The Movie, Loose, Ne Zha, Ad Astra, Brittany Runs a Marathon, and El Camino. Troddin the Boards – Chess and Elf Disc Jockeys – The Lumineer’s III, Brittain Ashford’s Drama Club, Catie Turner’s “Prom Queen”, and KEXP.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  The 2ndFrightcaps at the Theater festival begins with a trip back to youth. Don’t you ever reminisce about pouring sugar over your cereal, right before sitting down for Saturday Morning Cartoons? And what about the toys? Were you the lucky owner of a Good Guys Doll? Did you ever have a better friend than that warm piece of cheap plastic? We…don’t think so. If you ever want to go back to that time, there’s only one easy thing you need to do.  Simply, find a vessel, chant the enclosed Voodoo ritual, and you’ll never have to worry about the horrors of adulthood ever again. See it’s Child’s Play. Batteries *not* included. Tonight, on the Marquee: “This is the end…friend” with Child’s Play. Voodoo Make-Believe. Where is this 2.5 Hour Cut? Andy’s Big Breakfast ™ Misrepresentative Birthday Presents – Actual Kid-Size Murder Weapons Nightcaps Inflation Calc. Hammer + Face = Activates Thrusters. Adventures in Bum Town. God Bless Cigarette Lighters. Child’s Jail. Kicking Down the Grate. Chucky Just Keeps Going and Going and Going.   “Yucko!” – Clown Name or Reaction to Brooklyn Vampires? Sugar Ray – The Most Serial Killer Friendly Band. “Mark is Now a Chair!” – Failed Soul Transfer Rituals “I Didn’t Say It…Chucky Did.” “Da Gri Gri Worked!” - We Actually Made It a Year Plus??? Bilbo the Hobbit. “What an Ugly Doll.” – A Look into Our Comment Section.   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

“Amuse-Bouche” – September 14, 2019 Did you bring your own bread to tonight’s Amuse Bouche pop culture feast? If not, don’t worry we have you covered with all the Anime, T.V., Movies, Theater, and Music you could ever stomach. Along with these pop culture fixings we talk on the Chimera Fanning, Popeye’s Decorum, and storing your personal hygiene products in the fridge. If you’ve never seen B.A.P.S. or you have seen B.A.P.S. and don’t understand why people still keep making Borat references around you, prepare to stuff your face with this pop culture podcast. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – My Hero Academia, The Night is Short, Walk on Girl, Steven Universe: The Movie, Made In Abyss, and My Neighbor Totoro. T.V. Court – Dragula, The Great British Baking Show, Undone, and The Spy Movie Phone – The Magician, Dave Chappelle: Sticks and Stones, Brian Banks, Apocalypse Now: The Final Cut, Blinded By the Light, Aquarela, Peanut Butter Falcon, Good Boys, Where Did You Go, Bernadette?, Midsommar: Director’s Cut, The Matrix, Downton Abbey: The Movie, Hustlers, and IT: Chapter 2 Troddin the Boards – Chess Disc Jockeys – The Killing Jar and Don’t Call Me Angel Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

  You owe us two-hundred dollars on tonight’s episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. For the finale of our 2019 Summer Lovin theme we are watching the 1973 classic, Paper Moon, on the podcast. Join us all we travel across the Dust Bowl effected Mid-West in order to Winky-Tinky across this great country. Daddy Issues are aplenty on the show tonight. Would you give us change for twenty? No…well maybe if you take it into you hearts that we are just trying to sell gold toothed Deluxe Bibles on this podcast, you’ll change your mind? Listen to us, as you eat your Coney Island, and we can guarantee Miss Trixie will show you a good time! Tonight, on the Marquee: Bob Ross Drawing Style Interpretation of Peter Bagdanovich’s Paper Moon. 1930s in the style of the 1970s. Actual Father/Daughter Casting. Madeline Caw ala Bojack Horseman. Smoking at Age 9/Original Daddy Culture. The Little Rascals Gif vs. Jif. Modern Grifts. The Imogen Show. Lady Time. “Oh, Goody!” Holy Smokes We Gotta Wrassel! “Quit while You’re Ahead!” Ryan and Tatum O’Neal Back at it Again. Funerals are Funny. “Eat ya Coney Island.” – Us to the Listeners. Inflation Calculations. Aunt Ida Returns. “We Won’t Watch Annie!” – Promise from the Pod. Charlie Angels Debate. The Daltons Joke. “Oh, Sonuvabitch!” – When Miss Trixie Trips on a Hill. “I Gotta use the Shithouse!”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  “Amuse-Bouche” – August 31st 2019 Let’s have a course for two, on tonight’s Amuse Bouche. Jonathan and Mark are serving up hot Jim Hensonian takes, with your weekly order of pop culture. (Insert Skeksis Sound) Did you ever want to debate the cinematic weight of Osmosis Jones? Is your Drag name “Miss Sogeny?” If so, we need to have a conversation. Would you open your own Bergman Box? What is certain is we will give you pop culture headlines in less time than it takes to get a chicken sandwich and gee, golly, won’t it taste good? Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Megalo Box, Cells at Work!, My Hero Academia, Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus, & Carole & Tuesday, and 12 Forever. T.V. Court – POSE, Dragula, Drag Race UK, Mindhunter, The Good Place, The Big British Baking Show, Carnival Row, Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, and Paradise PD. Movie Phone – Sawdust & Tinsel, The Rite, Midsommar: Director’s Cut, Joker, The Lighthouse, The Seventh Seal, The Dark Crystal, and Short Circuit 2.   Troddin the Boards – Company and Moulin Rouge! Disc Jockeys – Norman F*&king Rockwell, Miley Cyrus’s “Slide Away”, and Anamanaguchi. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

  6 Inches Forward and 5 Inches Back, on this episode of Nightcaps at the Theater we are watching the musical, punk-rock, gender&*k, classic Hedwig and the Angry Inch! Join us, as we discover the Origin of Love and find out why we can’t put bras in a dryer. Sugar Daddies, we got a sweet tooth for cult movies and this performance by John Cameron Mitchell, that can not to be missed. You heard of the Berlin Wall, baby? Try, and tear us down! Please, Rate, Review, and Subscribe. Otherwise, we won’t ever leave this Wicked Little Town. Now, sit back, put on some make up, turn up the tape deck, and pull the wig down from the shelf. Tonight, on the Marquee: This Podcast Better. Much Better. Gummibearschen Tasting with Hedwig and the Angry Inch. We are Doing it Live! Live Vocals! Why Can’t You Put a Bra in a Dryer? Genderfuck & The Origin of Love. Kompf vs. Comte. Inch vs, Itch. Wig In the Box – Breaking Lights. Korean Back Up Band and Kurt Cobain. Surprise, Whitney! Half/Half Framing. Osiris…Not The Cyrus! Seeing One’s Self…Through the Drag. Matt’s Choice Usurped. Hedwig “Virgins” Harry Potter & Hedwig. Will there be Owls? “How come there’s no Sex noises?” – Jon’s Review. “He died for our Sins. And so Did Hitler.” – Artistic View of Hedwig’s Past. “She Threw Tomatoes…. I Made a Salad.” “It’s a Carwash!” “Like a Barbie Doll Down There.” – Mark’s Take. “You Don’t Put a Bra in a Dryer! It Warps!” “James Cameron’s Mitchell’s” “In a Better World This Would be More Popular than Rent.” – Matt’s Review.     Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  “Amuse-Bouche” – August 13th 2019 A smorgasbord, that’s all we can describe this episode as. A feast for those pop culture inclined among you tonight. That is what we offer you on this humble podcast. You’re pop filter may be sticky, but we got your back when it comes to mass media this week. We even have a brand-new segment for you secret weebs out there. Anime? Is that T.V.? We hope you enjoy. Tune in and listen. We promise this episode is not a Handmaid’s Tale or a Mr. Griggins parody. Broad City with Birds…not exactly. If that convinces you please listen! Jim, John, or Jack?  Tom Clancy wrote those? Paul Revere? We can’t tell. Who knew? Doin it All for Love! Be a Baby Millionaire! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Cowboy Bebop, Enter the Anime, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rilakkuma and Karou, gen:LOCK, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, and Infinity Train. T.V. Court – Dear White People, The Boys, Jack Ryan, I Think You Should Leave, Tuca and Bertie, Rocko’s Modern Life, NOS4A2, A Black Lady Sketch Show, POSE, Derry Girls, GLOW, and Euphoria. Movie Phone – The Farewell, The Devil’s Eye, All These Women, Dune, Anna and the Apocalypse, I Am Mother, Carrie, Taxi Driver, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, IT: Chapter 1, Hobbs and Shaw, Madness and the Method, Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark, and Dora and the Lost City of Gold. Troddin the Boards –Footloose, The Wake, and Disc Jockeys – The Big Day Chance the Rapper, Bruce Springsteen, The Hold Steady, Clario’s Immunity, Y, and Lizzo’s Tiny Ass Desk Concert. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G