Midnight Crisis

"Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door" - Ben follows Drake's lead and invites 25 Miss Universe contestants to the show. - Nobody gets sick and tries to text God. - Ben wonders how the ongoing Leongatha mushroom trial has affected beef Wellington consumption. - We debate soup versus stew and the coolest foods to get caught eating. - We consider which of Ben's friends would be the most likely to eat him. - Nobody recounts the time Agatha Christie went missing and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was recruited to the case. - We make plans for the true crime podcast in the event of Nobody's murder. - Nobody struggles to find a moniker for her mum's dead partner. - Ben is shocked by the people who ask how his dad died.

"You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club" - Nobody plots how she'd milk the podcast in the event of Ben's death. - We warn Mayor McCheese to keep an eye out for the Hamburglar. - We get derailed by an emergency text about a vagina car. - We revel in the miracle of our lost items being returned to us. - Ben raises an eyebrow at the portrayal of a young Paul Giamatti in Black Mirror. - We argue over who gets our AI generated commercial money in death. - We establish The Pony's for Puppies Foundation. - Ben is starting to take issue with the portrayal of milk drinkers in the media. - Nobody joins the Greg Davies unlikely sex symbol bandwagon.

"Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?" - Ben has questions about Yoplait's new tagline: Australia's number one family yogurt. - Nobody doesn't need facts in her period pads. - Ben introduces a new segment: Orgy Tips. - Nobody wants to determine the line between a normal attraction to a cartoon character and a fetish. - Nobody's friend makes an unusual discovery in the glove compartment of his rental car.

"And we'll fly and we'll fall and we'll burn..." - Nobody doesn't want to have to make a doctor's appointment to be told she's fine. - We discuss the difficulties of recording a relaxation exercise with noisy roommates. - Ben resonates with a familiar scene in The Monkey. - Nobody experiences a Greg Davies fever dream while binging The Cleaner. - Ben attends a Taskmaster taping and gets caught off guard in the gym shower. - Ben discovers how pivotal the lint roller is in television. - We contemplate how much attention to pay to the pre-flight safety demonstration.

"Switch it up like Nintendo" - We make our triumphant return to podcasting. - Nobody challenges Anthony LaPaglia to show Ben how fun he can be. - Nobody struggles to say she isn't attracted to Chris Hemsworth. - We enjoy the latest double entendres from Australian Survivor. - We discuss censorship nonsense and dissect the lyrics of Sabrina Carpenter and Charli XCX. - We're forced to revisit the topic of toilet etiquette after Nobody has a weird bathroom encounter.

"You'll believe God is a woman" - Ben doesn't want people to think he's crying at dumb movie moments. - Nobody is holding space for Wicked. - Ben faces a conundrum at a Thai massage parlour. - Nobody reveals how she'd get around without legs. - We pitch Michael Bay‘s next blockbuster: Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken. - We swap crazy Tom Hardy stories. - Nobody's car breaks down and a man with fat fingers shows up to fix it.

"It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy" - Ben doesn't trust a waterproof label. - We discuss the history of eating mummies and everything else on Earth. - Ben has a massage parlour business proposal. - Ben wants to know how long you're obligated to keep a gift for. - We discuss the egg in Ben's bathroom.

"I'm only human, can't you see? I made, I made a mistake" - Ben prides himself on his ability to find things in Bunnings. - Ben needs someone to accompany him to Funfields water park, so he doesn't look like a creep. - Nobody doesn't want to go out drinking when she has a perfectly good apartment. - Nobody endures a perfect storm of food poisoning – aka. her Christmas nadir. - We check in on the Gävle Goat for 2024 and learn about the IKEA goat. - Nobody is impressed by Ben's roommates six in one shower gel. - Ben wants to know if he's justified in killing an old woman at the movies.

"Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" - Ben wants to know more about the science experiments that Nobody would perform during a time loop. - Ben tackles the Hollywood trend of casting the hottest people in the world as ugly characters. - Helen Mirren sheds a tear over the fact that Kurt Cobain never got to use GPS. - Nobody argues that US politics boils down to guessing what the founding fathers would have thought about modern issues. - Ben espouses his distaste for the question ‘Did you notice anything different?' - Ben reveals why he always turns down the free rewards at the supermarket. - Nobody thinks that farming sounds like a scam. - Ben breaks down his Pokémon Go addiction and we revisit the idea of gamifying our work day. - Ben catches his new iPhone's ‘always on' screen slacking off.

"Drive boy, dive boy, dirty numb angel boy." - Ben doesn't understand baby oil. - Nobody recounts the glow in the dark lube escapades from her honeymoon. - Ben wonders if Nobody is okay after a few too many questionable incidents lately. - Ben has yet another run in with his old nemesis, traffic lights on his way to a concert. - A recent article about a man with three penis's makes us wonder if there could be some truth to our historical figure cinematic universe. - Ben discovers an escalating prank war in the Tropical Judge's courtroom. - Nobody asks would you take ten extra years of life in exchange for getting hit in the nuts every day? - We discuss the worst day to relive over and over and how we would spend our days in a time loop. - Nobody poses a question about imaginary hat's, designed to give you insight into someone's psyche. - Ben is intrigued by the choice of Katy Perry's ‘Hot N Cold' as the theme song to MasterChef.

"You gotta keep 'em separated" - Ben gets judged for using bar soap. - Nobody is left without toilet paper in the work bathroom. - Ben previews the videogame Squat Ops. - We get asked a direct question and immediately go blank. - Ben gives Nobody a lesson in urinal etiquette. - Nobody discovers her views on bathroom windows are not shared by those around her. - We're conflicted about the appropriate way to appreciate a sexy dance routine. - We discuss the perils of answering a phone call in an echoey room. - Nobody had the best weekend of her life at PAX and is still chasing that high. - Lana Del Rey married an alligator tour guide and Ben feels mislead.

"I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed" - Ben is perplexed by the settings on his dryer. - We still haven't forgiven our friend Alex for shooting an unarmed man in the head, fourteen years ago (in a videogame). - We discuss ending a relationship and immediately regretting it. - Ben feels closer to Nobody after their recent apartment inspection. - Ben needs an impartial judge for his competition conundrum. - Ben wants to find the best way to eat spaghetti and meatballs. - Ben attends a cheese experience where his family puts the chef in an awkward position. - We discuss old people who don't realise they're old and people who live to work.

"I guess you didn't know it, but I am a fiddle player too..." - Ben has a life hack for a free a margarita. - Ben requires arbitration on his mum's birthday text. - We discuss safe words and staying clear of people with clipboards. - We reminisce about the lost art of squeezing a text into 160 characters. - Nobody proposes post-wedding ‘f you' cards for the worst guests. - We discuss Nobody's husbands boarding school experience. - Nobody asks what sports shouldn't be sports? - We discuss Michael Phelps' incredible medal tally and speculate wildly about how he'd kill you. - Nobody wants grocery packing in the Olympics and an expert flyer lane at airports.

"F-f-f-f-f-freestyler. Rock the microphone." - Ben has a business idea for Zooey Deschanel. - Kirsty faces a kiwi conundrum. - We reflect on the many dead wives of Henry VIII. - Nobody thinks that kids these days have too much entertainment to learn pub trivia. - Ben is stuck waiting in the shower for the babes to show up. - Nobody reinvents the justice system in her dreams. - Nobody reflects on her idea of ‘the drug Olympics'. - Nobody goes on a deep dive of Ian Thorpe versus Michael Phelps. -Nobody is still upset that Michael Phelps didn't actually race a shark.

"Hot damn, hot water, hot shower" - Ben reviews Belle's Spicy Chicken. - We revisit the concept of the best way to wear a towel after a shower. - We discuss crappy bathrooms, falling through the floor, Alfa Romeo accidents, door to door battery salesmen and patting strange dogs. - Nobody hates shower curtains and immovable screws. - Nobody's latest Japanese trip makes her question her anatomy. - Nobody reveals the two things that reduced her husband to tears on their holiday. - Ben provides a dating app update as we discuss his new first date line and being offered the consolation prize of dating a friend. - We help a redditor who's asking ‘where the hoes at?' - We discuss Where's Wally kinks and Wally's nemesis Odlaw. - Zac Efron isn't a fan of his Spanish dub voice actor. - Ben's parents watch Sophie's Choice in German and miss the entire point of the movie. - Ben judges people who say they ‘read' a book but later reveal they listened to the audiobook.

"You see, me and my homies like to play this game" - We debate what qualifies as ‘walking distance' and discuss waking up the car. - Nobody's dad refuses to backtrack when travelling. - Ben makes his annual Active Your Read Receipts Day PSA. - Emoji audit: Hot face and pussy emoji's. - Ben provides a dating app update as he gets stuck with the bill again. - Nobody proposes a follow up question service after visiting the doctor. - Nobody's energy provider accuses her of being confused. - Ben's vegan shower gel makes him reflect on every other shower gel he's ever used.

"Blackpink in your area" - We name a dead person. - Ben's new TV has kicked off an obsession with Korean television. - We answer Blackpink's hypothetical questions about death and zombies. - Nobody wants to establish some public bathroom etiquette. - Nobody awkwardly smiles at couples.

"My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea" - We discuss great taglines and getting heated playing board games. - Ben's annoyed that overalls don't actually go ‘over all'. - Nobody analyses the misheard song lyrics of My Bonnie lies over the ocean. - Ben visits Emporium and gets trapped in Rebel Sport. - Nobody has a rare but disappointing experience inhaling mouthwash. - Ben finds himself in a compromising scenario during an evacuation. - We discuss the etiquette of passing along a hello. - We go over our history of pet names and Ben makes a pilgrimage to Big Ben. - We celebrate Nobody's amazing catch at the supermarket.

"Bounce" - We want sweat proof headphones and devise a bouncy new gym playlist. - Ben reveals his million-dollar idea for the OCD light switch. - Nobody invents an app that shames people for not replying to her texts. - Nobody has been binging Monk and her viewing habits still infuriate Ben. - Nobody's husband takes a flight with a man does nothing for an entire nine-hour flight.

"Well, I guess this is growing up" - We debate whether it's best to eat cake with a fork or a spoon? - Nobody upsets her neighbours by not putting her ironing board away properly. - Ben's dating app saga continues as he matches with a girl who thinks she recognises him from a wedding. - Ben wants to know what the ‘bonuses' are for when donating sperm. - We discuss our actual age versus our mental age. - We reminisce about the surge of mutant animal cartoons in the 90s and Nobody shares a moment with the wine delivery person. - Nobody has left the cult of minty flavoured toothpaste. - Nobody's discusses her love/hate relationship with ghosts.

"She leaves me with jelly legs. Where did all my good luck get to?" - Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace. - Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace. - We reflect on some lingering COVID dilemmas and the world's strongest breath mint. - Ben is confused by a late Saint Patrick's Day text message and matches with the hardest woman to talk to of all time. - Nobody is traumatised by McDonalds, stairs and driving, while Ben recounts his ‘Dunston Checks In' lifestyle. - We discuss Ben's stair climb dreams being crushed and Nobody's half marathon VIP treatment. - Nobody signs up for another eight weeks of tennis lessons and wants more things to be gamified as an adult. - Nobody asks ‘Do you like Kyrptonite?'

"It's the fountain of youth, it's the meaning of life. So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite." - We declare Ovalteenies to be overrated and overpriced. - Nobody asks how old a glass of water you would drink from? - Nobody wakes up to a rat on her bedside table. - The Chinese are living underwater as they reach 100% ‘relative humidity' during the week. - Ben is now advocating for wedding shorts. - Ben attends a wedding and the celebrant speaks highly of the grooms calm…demeanour. - Ben catches an Uber home and is embarrassed to call it again. - Ben reveals his ‘Roman Empire' of the podcast. - Ben finds himself in uncharted waters as he hits it off with two women on the dating apps. - Ben reunites with a girl on a dating app and fails to impress her with his memory.

"I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm" - Ben still doesn't know which way to face in the elevator. - Ben loves Survivor and Jonathan LaPaglia's dirty mouth. - Ben buys some new pillows and Nobody's regrets her Black Sails themed decor. - Nobody is becoming a COVID conspiracy theorist. - Nobody tests her husband on whether he would still love her if she was a snail? - We provide some advice to a redditor with a pee bottle problem. - A guy with a Star Wars obsessed girlfriend needs our help. - We advise the girlfriend of a guy who doesn't fart.

"I'd sent a text to the person the text was about." - We divulge our respective mayonnaise dilemmas. - Ben asks whether you'd accept the reward for returning a missing pet? - Ben uses his escape room mindset to fix his overheated phone. - Ben proposes a restrained use of the edit and delete instant messages feature. - Nobody has paid for eight weeks of tennis lessons and is absolutely hating it.

"A little bit of Jessica here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man." - We discover a spa without bubbles is just an awkward communal bath. - We discuss Nobody's surprising choice for ‘the ultimate man'. - Ben gets compared to Wolverine and we devise a new dating app based tourism campaign. - Ben buys dinner from someone who doesn't understand the concept of ‘buy two get one free' and Nobody outlays the girl math of buying tennis lessons. - Nobody details her theory on men only coming in one size. - We dive into the origins of Ben's unfortunate nickname, Benis. - Ben doesn't understand why men and women's shoe sizes are different. - We dispense some advice to a redditor whose girlfriend says everyone's name but his in bed. - We advise a man who sent porn to his friends, family and co-workers. - We help a guy who made his girlfriend have visions during sex.

"I'm talkin' racks on top of racks. And stacks on top of that." - Ben raises an eyebrow at the weather app's claims of reaching 98 percent humidity. - The Gävle Goat lives to see the new year but not unscathed. - We get an actual witch to weigh in on the female mage emoji. - Ben's grandpa finds an unorthodox way to dry his stowaway cat during his time in the navy. - Ben asks whether you'd jaywalk in front of a seeing eye dog in training. - Ben joins Bumble and provides a dating app update. - We experiment with wearing our socks on the wrong feet. - Nobody gets stared at by her Vietnamese masseurs while she undresses. - Nobody's friend discovers his butt is a huge hit in China.

"Everybody get dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb." - Ben realises he needs to value his time more highly after going on massive hunt for an ATM. - Nobody's car gets a flat battery, which kicks off a massive altercation with a stubborn road crew worker. - Ben gets ushered to his very important lunch meeting at Parliament House. - Ben is saddened to learn that the local croissant ravioli store may not be opening after all. However a new business is taking in its place. - We check in on the Gävle goat. - Nobody ventures into the realm of running socks and misses her high school boyfriend's amazing sock. - Ben suggests an ice breaker for when you meet someone who's writing a PhD.

"Fade into you. Strange you never knew." - We debate whether it's okay to jaywalk in front of children. - Nobody gets stung on the butt by a bee, so we discuss bee's vs humans and Candyman. - We do our annual check in on the Gävle goat and plot the crimes we would commit if there were zero consequences. - Ben wants to know if an invite on an unused credit means he's getting a free ticket. - The Squid Game: The Challenge contestants biggest struggle turns out to be chapped lips. - Ben provides an update on his dating app journey. - We do an emoji audit on the ‘female mage' emoji. - Nobody recounts the saga of getting a flight home from America.

"We've got the ocean, got the babes, got the sun, we've got the waves" - Ben is deeply disappointed in his new mouthwash. - Curt provides some listener feedback and Spotify Wrapped is out for another year. - Nobody describes her partners ‘bathroom melange' and she wants warning labels on body wash. - Ben is unimpressed with Chemist Warehouse's lucky dips. - We attempt to decipher Ben's mum's latest text message about ‘Stollen Picnics'. - Ben's mum (somehow) misses the Melbourne Cup. - Nobody discusses her trip to America and gives her thoughts on the Vegas sphere. - We talk self-driving cars and robots in L.A. - We discuss smoking, fresh air, gambling and hidden fees in Vegas. - We debate which celebrities the Australian coins would be.

"You and me together in a Tinderbox" - We explore what annoys Nobody and her neighbour's eclectic playlist. - Ben swallows a big mint and gets its full caloric intake. - Ben joins Tinder and we do a deep dive on dating apps. - We swipe on some Tinder profiles and do Ben's top picks. - We discuss matching with people you know in real life. - Ben goes on his first Tinder date. - Nobody gets vaccinated and her husband runs out of a restaurant.

"Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey" - We discuss replacing water fountain jugs, the joys of piercing the lid of a tube of ointment and Nobody's Netflix related injury. - We discuss flavoured water as we overanalyse the ingredients of La Croix and the lyrics of Kiss from a Rose. - Nobody struggles with weight loss and Ben's still fixated on the tooth he lost as a child. - Nobody doesn't understand how people fall asleep without meaning to. - Nobody loses her jewellery at an arcade and is saved by a low paid superhero.

"I feel a little poke coming through, on you" - We strategise the best way to fight a horse sized chicken. - A ‘reality based' Krav Maga dojo catches Ben's attention. - Marge Simpsons and The Berenstain Bears make us feel old. - Nobody's friend defends their house with a raging hard on. - We revisit the concept of the best way to wear a towel after a shower. - Nobody is having running etiquette woes. - We weigh in on the AmITheAsshole party sub scenario. - We provide some relationship advice to an eyebrow eater and nude photo retoucher.

"Just lift your eyes and follow the sun" - We agree that a secluded Maldives honeymoon sounds like hell. - Ben wonders if there's a better way to wrap yourself in a towel after a shower. - Nobody is flying too close to the sun by making and then immediately cancelling plans to hang out. - In an attempt to hone her gaming abilities, Nobody completes the entirety of the game she was playing with Ben without him. - Emoji audit: We revisit the white hair emoji. - We discuss eating cold ravioli and microwave woes.

"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him!" - We reflect on our ‘hot years'. - Nobody asks her partner if he could be in a throuple and whether he would still love her as a snail. - Ben has a beef with Schnitz and their supposed life hacks. - Nobody refuses to walk downstairs...any stairs…even made-up ones. - Ben tells the tale of his high school math test heist. - Emoji audit: The love hotel and white-haired people. - Nobody is disappointed that Frozen's big summer blowout isn't as big as she remembered. - Nobody eats chocolate out of Ben's trash. - We giggle at the influx of VAG and CLT license plates. - Nobody memorises a license plate from a Canadian TV show in case her memory gets erased.

"Never was a cornflake girl." - We debate which is the riskiest bedside table drawer to open. - We ramble about corn on the cob holders, forcing yourself to like foods and the effects of caffeine. - We discuss kitchen drawer preferences and finding stuff in other people's houses. - Ben observes the worst Subway sandwich order ever. - Get rich quick schemes: The gym rowing challenge. - Get rich quick schemes: Cryogenic freezing. - Get rich quick schemes: Therapy and the club bathroom experience. - Get rich quick schemes: The dishwasher cooling cycle.

"If you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain..." - We overanalyse the lyrics of Escape (The Piña Colada Song). - Ben's mum picks an unfortunate time to share her thoughts on the podcast. - We ponder what part of the pig a pork shoulder is from. - Ben's AI reads A Christmas Carol and sings New York, New York. - Nobody's partner wants a Batmobile but gets an unfortunate substitute. - Ben has yet another run in with the rollerblader and his gaydar may be better than we thought. - Ben is ignoring the warning on his shepherd's pie label. - Emoji audit: The love heart emoji. - Ben has an awkward interaction while being introduced to his new co-worker. Buy Ben's sister's book at kirstenmoore.com.au

"Where did you come from? Where did you go?" - We dissect the wisdom of King Solomon and Nobody recalls a story about a baby from reddit. - Ben thinks it's too easy to walk into hospitals. - Nobody ends up in the hospital and has her UGG boots stolen. - Ben recommends buying an apartment for the masculinity bonus. - We revisit the ‘base system' and propose an alternative ‘sex star' system instead. - Ben thinks the bunny ears shoe tying technique just needs an adult rebrand.

"It's about damn time!" - We discuss the current trends in body hair and handjobs. - Ben gets hit on by a gay rollerblader. - Nobody recaps an AmITheAsshole about a guy professing his love on the eve of his crush's wedding. - We have a lot of awkward interactions with the people in our buildings. - Ben needs streaming apps to back off after watching the Barry finale.

"The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone." - Ben is intrigued by Ol' Dirty Bastard's Wikipedia page. - We discuss Sacagawea, Shaun Micallef and hosting late night talk shows. - SMSiquette: We reflect on text message misunderstandings, starting fights over text and more. - Nobody wonders how her teenage brother could relate to the lyrics of Cold Chisel. - Ben's sister wants to know whether he'd date someone with a tail. - Ben puts a spotlight on the ‘person in steamy room' emoji. - We talk Fitbit sleep scores and Ben gets an Apple Watch.

"The sun has gone down and the moon has come up…" - We face a real midnight crisis as we struggle with insomnia and discuss famous screams. - Ben asks how dry a towel needs to be when it comes out of the dryer and shrinks his Download Festival tee. - Ben gleefully daydreams about breaking the protocol of having family meals at the dinner table. - We debate the best and worst of Cadbury Favourites and Arnott's Assorted Creams biscuits. - We revel in the glory of the ANZAC Day KFC bounty. - We discuss bad passport photos and launch our newest business venture, Can you live with this? photography. - Nobody's partners grandpa is presumed dead when attempting to get a new birth certificate.

"The Vengabus is coming and everybody's jumping." - Ben doesn't understand Baby On Board signs. - We discuss following your dreams late in life. - Ben reacts to being cast in the lead role of a romantic comedy. - Ben gets roped into a plumbing emergency at his mum's house. - Ben poses a salsa hypothetical. - We play The Vengaboys Ultimate Setlist Game. - Ben runs into a Billie Eilish lookalike and Nobody bumps into Adam Levine in Tokyo.

"I only got ten likes in the last five minutes. Do you think I should take it down?" - Ben suffers an embarrassing shoulder injury. - We go to the 4DX cinema and someone (possibly) falls out of their seat. - Social Media etiquette, aka. SMetiquette: Do you ‘like' Facebook Stories? - Ben recalls the time he went up against a vacuum cleaner and lost. - Ben's co-worker begrudgingly accepts his Facebook friend request. - Nobody spends the night in a haunted house in South Australia.

"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." - We discuss the two types of Red Bull customers. - Ben witnesses someone trying to return a one dollar coffee. - Nobody gets sized up to be put in a box during a late night supermarket visit. - Ben discovers he's living in the novelty dessert district. - Nobody is disappointed by her new local smoothie shop. - Nobody wants to know whether Ben would harbour her as a fugitive. - Nobody thinks verbo's are the best form of comedy.

"So why don't we go, somewhere only we know?" - Ben ponders whether to include his State when someone asks for his address. - We discuss the most anxiety inducing videogame music. - Ben solves the mystery of his missing beanie. - Nobody asks Ben to step in as a last-minute replacement groom at her wedding. - The Unfiltered Bride podcast gives Nobody a new wedding day fear. - Nobody refuses to finish any TV series because she can't handle the nostalgic overload.

"Skinamarinky dinky-dink, skinamarinky doo. I love you." - We discuss the raspberry selection process. - Nobody faces a cheesy scroll dilemma on pizza night. - Nobody watches Avatar in 4DX, which is a movie so immersive you will forget you needed to pee beforehand! - We review Skinamarink and question why actors show clips of their movies on talk shows. - We get guilted into eating breakfast and Ben wants to donate his cereal. - Ben asks how far you can walk in a pair of shoes before you can no longer return them. - Nobody questions whether the pain of breaking in a pair of Doc Martins is worth it. - Ben attempts to reconcile the continuity of the hyper sleep outfits in the Alien films. - Nobody can't pee.

"Every mornin' there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed." - We attempt to solve the mystery of Ben's disappearing beanie. - We're having bad luck with fast food restaurants. - Ben corrects a statement about the movie Yesterday and spreads some more misinformation about The Beatles. - Ben goes to a G-Flip concert and enjoys a free second show. - We instate a dress to impress your dad policy. - Kirsty's Ketamine Chronicles – Part III: What would be your fight entrance song? - Ben's grandpa The Tropical Judge pulls an arm from a bog.

"Cotton candy, laced in gold. Stack that money, sushi roll." - Ben discusses his favourite part of a film's end credits. - We cut Ana de Armas out of the movie Yesterday. - Ben reveals his long running mini-golf scam. - We provide the last Gävle Goat update of the year. - We devise a secret emoji code for ‘I'm bored'. - We decipher the latest text message from Ben's mum. - Nobody attempts to get to the origins of a familiar TikTok song. - We revisit our historical biopic movie pitches. - We discuss a lack of bread rolls, flying potatoes and turducken's during Christmas with our families. - Nobody takes issue with her appearance in Ben's end of year video. - Ben meets a girl and steals a phone on New Year's.

"We can't build our dreams on suspicious minds." - We try to decipher Ben's grandpa wet lettuce routine. - Nobody attends a Q & A of the movie Emily and is disappointed by its historical inaccuracy. - We craft the Historical Figure Cinematic Universe. - Nobody declares her crush on Eddie Redmayne is over. - We check in with the Gävle Goat. - A neighbour's cat catches Ben in a very compromising position.

"The category is body." - We discuss carrot cake being erroneously classified as cake. - We have a revelation about Brussels sprouts and address the joke name ‘Russel Mepubes'. - We revisit the topics of Ben's microwave and Passport flavoured Pringles. - We discuss Megan Thee Stallion and analyse the lyrics to Body. - We begin curating Nobody's wedding playlist. - We give our first update on the Gävle Goat of the season. - We delve back into the tragic origin story of Black Panther's Namor. - We meet Ben's sisters' new boyfriend and set the mood for stabbings. - Ben misjudges his Thanksgiving dinner invite.

"Drowning in an endless sea. Take some time and stay with me." - Ben thinks Black Panther's Namor should stop introducing himself to his enemies. - Ben blames his microwave on his recent popcorn problems. - We discuss virtual reality and invent a telepathic car. - Nobody asks at what point have you clocked your hobby? - Kirsty's Ketamine Chronicles – Part II: Would you rather be reincarnated as a dog or a cat? - Ben asks if would you take your cat with you during a fire alarm evacuation? - We attempt to hide a paperclip from the world's best detective.

"We rob from the rich then give to the poor, that's right!" - Ben discovers Passport Pringles. - We pitch ‘Pulled Pork & Fennel' - a series about a small-town detective and his canine sidekick. - We revisit the idea of the friendship hierarchy as Ben is elevated to a previously unattained level of friendship. - We discuss the dilemma of whether to announce your farts. - Nobody shares a story involving a hairdresser, a computer and a missing boyfriend. - Ben debut's a new segment - Kirsty's Ketamine Chronicles. - Nobody continues the saga of the missing boyfriend. - We close the show with a Passport Pringles taste test.