Pure BS Podcast

It's been two years.   Ben and Steven finally get back together, say sorry, and record a goddamn episode.   Our boys play catch up, Steven tells about the birth of his second child, Ben talks about why he's a chicken farmer now, there's some beard talk, a ton of wandering chats, and finally Ben tells us how he almost (but not really) died.   Thanks for joining us for this Christmas Special. Want to hear is again? Let us know: twitter.com/purebspodcast purebspodcast@gmail.com

This episode contains: The final episode of the Pure BS Podcast. Please visit http://www.bspodcastnetwork.com for more awesome podcasts. If you want to contact us one final time: PureBSpodcast@gmail.com  

This episode contains: F’d levels, Thai food, voting and protesting, election, getting sick, Black Friday, open on Thanksgiving, Political News Update, markets, Edna’s birthday party, friends with kids, party logistics, hot dogs and marshmallows, hairless Ben, West World, Facebook news, Instagram, on Iota’s big screen, XSplit, OBS, black balls, bad Google, beautiful black scrotum, porn categories, hood rat gang bang, Ben can be dark, high quality amateur porn, over-saturation, a day in Ben’s life, Top Gear, car talk, what car does Steven want?, Mad Max, Eric Bana and cars, Lovely Beast, super car, one-to-one car, Steven got drunk, soda, dog documentary, Iota’s motorcycle, Ben’s dad, plugs.

This episode contains: Deportation, election night recording, Steven’s first time voting, taking a deep breath, elections are not only every four years, all elections are important, Hillary victory party, Trump leading, possible recounts, voting, third party, Bernie Sanders, House of Cards, Hillary’s crookedness, Electoral College, we’re depressed, leftist Hollywood, social media, first streamed election, red electoral map, calling each state, what a Trump administration will look like, healthcare, Obamacare, people really dislike Hillary, political quiz, the gold standard, death penalty, federal income taxes, Citizens United, immigration, boarder wall, sanctuary city, Syrian refugees, minimum wage, drone strikes, NSA, affirmative action, Jill Stein, Ben is pro death penalty, due process issues, assisted suicide, back to the election, legal weed, background checks for ammo, podcasting is hard, plugs.

This episode contains: Anniversaries, posting regularly, Dropping Loads, SPJ, Halloween, YouTube and copyrights, condolences, long bumpers, shit show at Ben’s, Halloween party, Steven blacking out, baby sitter or stripper, Dixon comes through, drinking, riblets, late night partying, bonfire, making napalm, Anarchist Cookbook, VHS porn, classic porn, same stupid ad, Steven’s Dad’s B-day, Christmas is already taking over, no Thanksgiving decorations, political correctness, Ben is the least racist person in the country, defending Thanksgiving, Ben explains liberal guilt to Steven, the election, both candidates are terrible, it’s down to a coin flip, impeachment, Wacko of the Week, Kesarin Chaichalermpol, porn is illegal in Thailand, quitting porn, marrying an old guy, “Black don’t crack,” being a hooker/wife, too fat to see your own dick, Logan, red band trailer, X-23, Steven’s diet and alcohol processing, more Logan, Alien: Resurrection, Wolverine is dead, X-Men may have run its course, retconning, rating the X-Men movies, time travel’s a bitch, X-Men and Bond, Batman v. James Bond Show, Marvel TV characters not in movies for a reason, Doctor Strange, future of MCU, Spider-Man origins again, Steven bets there’s no flashbacks in the next Spider-Man movie, nice bottle of whisky v. two growler fills, plugs.

This episode contains: Devon in the Ben chair, mocking Ben, YouTube, self-driving cars, types of cars, cost of cars, Ben joins the show!, disgruntled podcaster, not a bit, last ep not fun, Ben talks about the passing of his grandfather, Ben’s grandfather was a joker, cremation, Ben was born with blue balls, talking with grandma, Ben’s personality influences, 6 year old pouring drinks, sexing up a couch, blue jays, rattlesnake story, world feels a little darker, one last “snort,” snake eating, email from Thomas, PayPal donation, #Benbusy, play for donations, heavy episodes, westerns, Leviathan Wakes, Thanks for Glistening, pop culture, Clint was stuck in the middle, inner circle wanting to podcast, a teaching opportunity, cost of being on the network, cost of Devon’s time, crushing debt, ITT Tech, The Rev’s Big Damn Band, Ben’s altercation with a drunk guy, Raiders T-shirt, Ben knows how to talk to drunk people, Halloween costumes, Walking Dead spoilers, Steven and Martine’s trip to Phoenix, morning whisky, diversity, Bitter & Twisted, plugs.

This episode contains: Steven goes it alone, streaming and recording, talking to fans, guests, Pack Up + Go, Obi-Wan Kenobi, spell checking Marsh, Steven’s wife’s mother, Rebels, Darth Maul, Legos, X-Wing Miniatures Game, Old Man’s War, Westworld, Firefly, Serenity, The Dark Tower, Six Gun Tarot, The Man in Black, Assassins Creed movie, Red Dead Redemption, Game Fly, Tombstone, Wild West movies, Mad Max, call-in, Marsh comes on the show, time-differences, Skype, CJN joins the show, old eps of PBS, Henti, One Punch Man, Cowboy Bebop, Crunchyroll, more anime…

This episode contains: Special guest Clint!, Geek Dig, lots of episodes, ultimate movie monster, stabbed in the back, loyalty, podcast experiences, Ben is mad, RSP, financial issues, taxes, watching last ep of Luke Cage, Devon’s kryptonite: Giants game, tweeting, scalability, being in the red, burning out, taking a break, Clint does 4 podcasts, show prep, caring too much, starting a fight, interacting with listeners, advertisers, having passion, consistency, Ben turns red, more fighting, Clint’s tweeting suggestions, quality show notes (like these!), generic tweets, War Pod, bonus shows, make-up sex, more kids, corporate taxes, keeping the lights on, Pure BS Porn Cast, interns and insurance, CJN is a terrible prostitute, Clint’s love life, being hairy, grey hair, geek dating websites, The Corn Belt, Iota hooks Clint up, The Hunt for Cunt, Clint has street cred, Clint dated a genius, we get racist, CA is beautiful, breaking up, the greater good, kidney transplant story, Serial Killer Clint, fight reprise, 50 Shades text generator, plugs.

This episode contains: Where’s Iota?, Fantastic Beats and Buttholes, Order of the Phoenix, cum certified, sound effects, stating the obvious, “hate watch” a TV show, butt chugging, too much TV, Luke Cage, slow starts, origin stories, Luke cage compared to other Marvel shows, Jessica Jones, sex and violence, Luke busts a nut, chocolate nipples, 70s film making, acting, Heroes for Hire, Civil War, rating Marvel TV shows, recording tech, Westworld, Ben flashes back, movie had different lands, movie synopsis, repetition, Cyclops cowboy, contemporary music, Netflix crashed, defending Trump is hard, Old Man’s War, The Wacko of the Week, grandpa love, no pictures, creepy quote, homeless drunks, new CJN email, chicken nuggets, stalking or flirting, more spelling errors, lesbian threesome, college experiences, condoms and porn.

This episode contains: Silent guest, introductions, making fun of SFP, election, VP nominees, ratings for debate, playing a “game,” Rich Chigga, variations of the n word, Iotaman, is Trump racist?, will he drop out?, who’s really going to win?, Steven’s impressions, unprofessional Trump, Steven is registered to vote!, who is actually supporting Trump, protest voting, testing our government, Fallout in real life, Putin and Trump, nukes, playing a character, Ms. Universe, Bill Clinton affairs, next debate, polls, liberal media, rise of Obama, campaigning, people dug the Iota show, Ben defends Trump, how bad is Hillary?, how dangerous is Trump?, trade agreements, TPP, Zap and Trump, fun fighting, Gary Johnson, naming a foreign leader, Aleppo question, end of Part I. To listen to Part II, visit http://www.patreon.com/bspodcastnetwork

This episode contains: Steven still doesn’t follow the news, being a single dad, EpiPen, IotaMan1701, Charlotte is burning down, the state of race relations in America, distrust of police, historic perspective, story about getting pulled over, policing the cops, dangerous places in Boston, more stories about getting pulled over, racial profiling, Trump, racial progress under Obama, how presidents have been treated, Obama’s policies, disrespecting Obama, Arizona is a racist, growing up racist, stereotypes, Tuskegee Airmen, black pilots, racial jokes, Empire, TV shows, Iota is also a giant nerd, Science Faction Podcast, Star Trek collection, Power Rangers, Transformers, Ghost Busters, Iota needs a podcast.

This episode contains: 151 Rum, Dixon, YouTube, Patreon, Steven is sick again, Dayquil and Mountain Dew, being tired, sweet sleep, Storm Pooter, The Flu That Stole Christmas, Girl Scouts celebration, no drinking, BSPN shirts, power goes out at Ben’s house, breakers, running power cords to the TV, Facebook people try to help Ben, Titan Con, Irish listeners, fan ads, saying hi to Devon, Japan, strange porn, The Wacko of the Week, bank robber, escaping nagging wife, Filipino wife, anime porn, sexy words for genitals?, Sex Criminals comic, The Quiet, what not to refer to your partner’s genitals as, Hillary is a lizard person, Hillary’s health, potential earpiece, ancient Egyptian gods, King of the Hill, 50 Shades generator, new podcasts.

This episode contains: Tuesday recording, Steven and drugs, roller coasters, Ben and waiting in lines, what our time is worth, Mother's Day, being a dad, Steven is sick, Ben’s panic attack, roll call of fans, Catfish Tom, opinion on our ads, bringing back the wacko, National Treasure, sitting in the shower, bonus shows, Batman motorcycle, favorite movie vehicles (but no Star Wars), Back to the Future, Batmobile, Ghost Busters, Aliens, Serenity, Enterprise?, Independence Day, Bill Simons Report, trolls, iconic ships, Top Gun, Ben yells at trolls, we make a listicle, more from CJN, coffee shop story.

This episode contains: The Canadian, “Fal-cone,” the deepness of RSP, TMZ, picking an intro song, new podcast, Steven watched Suicide Squad, reshoots, different versions of the same movie, The Joker, Harley Quinn, ads are too long, 2 out of 5, too many characters in one movie, Arrow and Deadshot, room for new Batman ideas?, Igor, who invented flight, LGBTQ representation at the Olympics, Gisele, Japan at the Olympics, politics in Brazil, Harry Potter, VMAs, Yahoo Answers, racist question, dumb people, we respond, Steven has regret.

This episode contains: The real show’s starting, air drumming, airing dirty laundry, Twitter bots, typical DLs, more bitching, RSP issues, Zika in Florida, we need new ads, Wacko of the Week, old contests, Ohio (not Florida), the urge to bang, sexy cars, completion?, what about the van owner?, Steven’s car, look back at old Wackos, recommended section on PornHub, Yahoo Answers, brother love, incest, worst things to have sex with rankings, more questions from Yahoo Answers, dumb people on the internet, pulling out and pro-choice, providing our own answers, plugs.

This episode contains: story of intro, computer voice, RSP hiatus, Martha’s Vineyard, Stranger Things, employee appreciation, morning drinking, working and drinking, golf tournament, more drinking, keg sizes, Angry Orchard Cider, top 5 beers, Steven went to a wedding, Steven is losing weight, programming, No Man’s Sky, wedding taco bar, Ben is a hipster, tight, where’s iota?, Star Trek Beyond, Ben is a Trekkie, Devon is a big fan of Star Trek and Star Wars, TNG, space booze, other 1987 shows, Family Matters, Star Trek: Enterprise, bonus show (politics, Rogue One, making music), fan email, hitting send without thinking, shrimp for dinner, the C word, touring, new Green Day song, Blink 182, iota is back, Devon’s wedding pictures.

This episode contains: New shows, sports shows, tired of babies, lots of interest in our network, Steven doesn’t care about the Olympics, Black or African American?, Black Lives Matter, bad news media, Twitter, Santa Maria news, backlash against police officers, police training, going off the deep end, #anusbaby, listening to old eps, Igor from Brazil, Pokemon Go, #PokemonLivesMatter, North Korean athletes, jaguars in Brazil, Brazil politics, real news, racist people on Periscope, more Brazilian political news, worst Olympic correspondent ever, kicked out of the Olympics, problems in Rio, Olympics put strain on economy, Hulk, working with Edward Norton, Fight Club, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, 4 out of 5, time travel, The Time-Turner, naming Harry Potter fans, Jedi as a religion and government census, Trump is terrible, DC v. Marvel movies, Age of Ultron, expectations based on Marvel, tone of movies, Joss Whedon knows how to make a movie, Jon Favreau, Iron Man, comedy in action movies, The Killing Joke, Steven’s review, 3 out of 5, The Watchmen, The Dark Knight comics, we are disappointed in our listeners (click on Amazon link!)

This episode contains: We’re not supposed to be here tonight, live show recap, interview, sour facility, snakebite, no one knows what a podcast is, more Pouch, dedication, exclusive comic con shit, Pouch losses his breath, Hall H, press pass, ninja into Hall H, Comic Con Cops, cosplay porn, glory ceiling, technical difficulties, Ben’s jerkoff requirements, Witch Blade, shilling for Amazon, Pouch is overwhelmed with emotion, BvS, DC movie tone, Justice League, Aquaman, Flash, levity and Batman, Wonder Women, Lego Batman, Suicide Squad, Harry Potter, 5000+ wands, comic book writer interview, Kevin Smith in Hall H, telling the same stories, ageism, Stan Lee story, how old is Pouch?, Hall “Fucking” H, we’ve done enough podcasts this week, Zika

Live on location, George and Matt from the brewery, Devon is here, radio for the internet, stolen wort, gallons to a barrel, pomegranate stout, making bad beer good, bacterial fermentation, educated guess, gut feelings, copious notes, words that can’t be spoken, coming up with new recipes, snake bite, Bill Clinton’s favorite drink, Dorst would pee himself, crossover for beer/wine/sour, nailing it, expansion, going wild, spaghetti beer, spontaneous fermentation, beer microbiology, tomatoes to pineapples, 5000 barrels, Dorst can’t do math, wide distribution, 12 oz bottles, bottling lines, Devon asks a question! Too far too fast, no time to be hammered, drinking for the kids, favorite beers, Dorst has Snake Bite, Rye IPA, ebbs and flows of beers, next big thing on the horizon, naming rules of beer, Super Blast, marketing of beers is key, breweries selling out, last of the indie beers, historical characters, H.G Wells, Ben Franklin, Dorst is wrong, Monday morning drinking, back woods brewery, estate beers, Facebook tags George wrong, sleep, family or brewing.

This episode contains: Family dinner, drinking, Barrel House show, taking a day off, Bill Simmons we are not, Ben gets baited by trolls, Porn Hub and incest, turning off Periscope, soft openings, comments sections, Pouch, DLP, SDCC reporting, editing out mistakes, Lego Batman, Batman: The Killing Joke, comic book writers (Paul something…), Batman VR, Asians and cameras (“That’s racist”), more trolling, getting tired at Comic Con, AirBnb, being drained, BSPN panel, Blair Witch and Harry Potter, free food, South Park, Pouch loves Batman, life changing movies, the audacity of fanboys, Pouch’s food choices, email from Marshall, is he Eminem?, daddy issues, writing, Leviathan Wakes, origin of “you are a huge nerd,” plugs.

This episode contains: Batman v Superman bonus episode mention, quality versus other podcasts, the worst Samuel L Jackson impression ever, Steven went to a ren fair, treasure hunt, pirate jokes, adult ren fair, kids and horses, bickering, email from Igor from Brazil, Olympic correspondent, winter in Brazil, drink correspondent, Jaguars, mascots, Zika, nutscaping, Frankenstein, email from Thomas, racist upbringing, stereotypes, wine and vapes, email from CJN, growing out of fearing homosexuality, RNC, cleavage, RNC platform is anti-LGBTQ, true believers, bathroom laws, family, email from Garret, Brads suck, stab story. 

This episode contains: Steven is going bald, shaving your head, thick flowing locks, growing a beard, beard supplements, Gnu’s and buffalo’s, Zootopia, biggest story in the world, UFC sold for 4 billion dollars, human cockfighting, Dana White, nice scores, UFC 1, old UFC rules, women peeing standing up, The Shenis, peeing on our logo, PokemonGo, Ingress failed, Pokemon is fun, not exactly a Pokemon game, being robbed while playing Pokemon, dregs of society, we can’t have anything nice, hatching eggs, gym battles, collecting stuff, Pokemon access our stuff, people getting sore from Pokemon Go, everything sucks, cross eyed titties, Steven is moving more now because of Pokemon, playing Pokemon while driving, Steven is Devon’s daddy, fapping to us talking, more Pokemon talk, Yellow Team, tip of the iceberg, Nerds, pulling back the curtain, old ads, it’s against the law to share passwords, Smen Porst, Amazon Prime, ordering beer through Amazon, beer sensors, Dorst is going to be a shut in, baby mushrooms, Amazon dash buttons, Predator, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke.

This episode contains: Steven banging, Henno, Ness, seasons, Miami seasons, Milky, sandwich, Steven’s AC, house things, what Steven does during the day, what a guy does, Emily’s room is hot, can’t afford to live in Nipomo, vanity plates, cousins, Twitter hate, listening to podcasts, generations, proof reading tweets, cursing vs. violence, random ads, Steven working on his car, Periscope show, life goes on, Mustang wiring, leaking fluids, brand new brakes, no seat belts, Dorst does nothing, Batman vs. Superman, emails, places don’t have internet, basic human rights, being with a squirter, holding your liquor, Nick on Periscope, drunk people, people on the internet are terrible, Steven loves a drop, email from CJN, eating a cheesecake, trapped under fat people, gay Dory, people are still stupid, scenario from CJN.

This episode contains: Brian and Courtney clip, eighteen beers in, Dorst doesn't drink during the shows any more, disappointing Julia, new app, all out of whiskey, morning shock jocks, Copa de America, Facebook translator, Brexit, 401k takes a dump, so close to the end, live show screwed up Dorst, SLO county is expensive, median and mean, renting versus buying, top five most expensive counties, Periscope, interneting poorly, poor doctors and lawyers, Hawaii is more expensive than SLO, Dorst reads, housing market is crazy, prostituting to make an extra buck, Steven's house may be worse now, coming out of the recession, Dorst explains tax benefits, huge checks, top three most affordable counties to live in, statistics can be misleading, power outages, water in Fresno, Steven says something terrible, having to do the podcast, brown outs, California is on fire, Winter is here, GOT talk, the best season finale ever?  Spoilers, we read headlines, our theories on GOT, zig zag, The Rock is hard working, The Rock is connected to 19 movies, Patreon bonus show, future bonus shows, #DevonBusy

This episode contains: Given up fighting, beaten in to submission, coming to a close, secrets, when would you know it’s done? New button, “That’s racist”, what we do, secret conversations, belated Happy Father’s day, dogs equal kids, nerding out, Nidhogg, horned penis, the Humble Bundle, free games, Human Resource Machine, Swordfish references, Mini Metro, game donations, Voltron, more Father’s Day, Warcraft is bad, more Warcraft talk, the Chinese love Warcraft, Warcraft popularity, Dorst’s Xbox may not be plugged in, Finding Dory spoilers, secrets from Edna, OG buttons, salsa pots, more migraines, Paulina Gretzky, US Open, Warcraft vs. US Open Golf, weird tattoos, Game of Thrones, Battle of the Bastards, blown budgets, horses, bad puns, PETA, red paint, railroad, Outlander, revisionist history, fancy joystick, #watchguy, Elite Dangerous

This episode contains: Dorst is mad, more ridiculous computer problem, is it time for a Mac? Cost twice as much, no more virus’s, rough one, heart attacks, getting fired up tonight, Dorst has migraine, ocular migraines, incapable of focusing, little Ben, go move around, prisms, Dorst will eventually go blind, looking at porn like Daredevil, how Steven sounds in text, Dorst is over it, Orlando, racist bell, shooting stereotypes, ideal relationships, everyone is screaming about the wrong things, Dorst can’t take it anymore, How to catch Trump, they are both bad, internment camps, ISIS, The Kite Runner, how do we solve the problem? Gun control, Dorst was really loud, gay men can’t donate blood, Ryan White, go donate blood, UEFA 2016, Russians, Steven shares, repeating past mistakes, E3, Xbox Slim, customizable controllers, Project Scorpio, Zika virus, VR, teraflops, The Matrix, playing in the same room, cross platform play. Donate for equality: http://www.hrc.org/ Give blood: http://redcrossblood.org/give/drive/driveSearch.jsp?scode=RSG00000E017&gclid=CMT7yvuduM0CFU1rfgodYdYIKw&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CLTX4_uduM0CFUJ6fgodVm4I4g

This episode contains: Steven is a technology person, explaining the mystery of computers, updating drivers, recording RSP, internet fairies, Dorst’s office is quiet, no more magic fairies, Sanjay Gupta, Dorst is mad, vocal processors, having a guest, unlimited data, phone hotpots, guest on RSP, Kinky Boots, new show to the network, Dorst may have a new crush, do work, Juan, Steven had to rebuild his computer, behind the scenes podcast talk, motherboard gone wrong, more frustrations, no fan, coming by carrier pigeon, shady New Egg accounts, Amazon is amazing, computer lineage, Dorst misses the point, who makes computers, everything is on Steven, tech talk, pooping on CJN, we are podcasters, rhythm to our conversations, tantric sex, we have talked to each other more than some people have talked to their spouses, lots of guests, Steven’s job does not pay, Emily is a parrot, Steven has a dinner time, kids swearing, what the for, Steven’s mom cursing, a reenactment of Steven’s parents, Steven as a child, being emo, watches, Muhammad Ali quotes.

This episode contains: No more fighting, saying something awful, listener of note, Iota got his job back, incest, negative Gryffindor points, shaky voice, too sad to make jokes, front page of iTunes, shit that we didn’t know happened, CJN talk, youngest listener, #CJNBusy, hating, typos, Police Academy, CJN is offending people, smells like poop, wives talking about it, breaking a horse, how big is she, fat person, fat people eating, this is CJN’s rant, blog writers, sorority girls, Vlad the Impaler, “Long distance relationships”, we read some writings, the look of sorority girls, fur oil, we are awkward, Dorst fakes everyone out.

This episode contains: Dorst is still loud in his headphones, brand new member of the BS Podcast network, paudcast network, American Idol, you better be funny, trial by fire, Iota is watching, better numbers than ever, when we started no one would talk to us, the Twitter verse, juices are flowing, job interviews, didn’t hit record, audio issues, why is Larry podcasting? Stand up comedy, 60 second bits, verbal annihilation, still getting in trouble, let the cunts loose, God is dead, getting banned from Facebook, gay choirs, sexy music, Larry is from Texas, speech classes, accents, growing up together, CJN tease, stand up comedy, censoring yourself, Lone Star, failing on stage, we think our show is funny, not enough people showing up, evolution of ATWT, no homo, different approaches to the show, internet networks, doing a podcast by yourself, World of Warcraft, Raiders of the Lost Ark, CJN is young, Larry is old and has old kids, in the back of a Mitsubishi, conceived in a closet, what year were our listeners born? Questions from the peanut gallery, comedy is a grind, what’s next? Going terrestrial, radio from space, main source of income, career, succeeding at podcast, being popular and podcasting, per episode, podcast nerd, going viral on the internet, Twitter is good, how to go viral, new podcasts, famous people podcasting, people doing bad podcasts, our first podcasts, evolving your show, podcasts that are never released.

This episode contains: New promo, end of season bbq, Nipomo Phoenix, what happens to the banner, perpendicular, geometry, good time, how much did Ben drink, beer every 30 minutes, after party, beer pong, had enough day, keeping the kids out of the bounce house, watching kids in your bounce house, Dorst’s softball team may be a gang, girl fight club, uber competitive, soccer coach, playing catch, Steven changed his mind, car full of dicks, bad dick names, schedules, meth babies, Crank: High Voltage, Patreon bonus episode, how to write a RPG, faking it, extreme sex parties, Jennifer Lawrence, X-Men Apocalypse, Joy, Wolverine 3, what will it be about, Old Man Logan, Marvel movies have made 10 billion dollars, Batman vs. Superman, spoiling movies, Dr. Strange, Marvel cartoons, TV shows, World of Warcraft, Cumber bitches, ruining things on the internet, wall between Mexico and Guatemala, creating a fake meme, wall around California.

This episode contains: Civil War spoilers, history, googling the Civil War, punishments from the bonus show, quiz about Civil War, more Civil War spoilers, copper heads, Democrats, free blacks, still fighting for equality, Steven went to a softball game, serious girls, shit field, gender inequality, little league vs. softball, instant feminist, Dorst is all in on softball, Drunk in a 20’s movie, artificial mounds, what happened to Nipomo softball, is Dorst going to be on the board? Small town politics, they are a team, coaching has been good for Dorst, Dorst didn’t watch Empire, Dorst is old, ATWT, we are not professional, Steven remembers weird things, Dorst leaves Steven speechless, shirt shop, emails, Teabag Garret, left in some stories, taking it in the ass, box cutters, Tommy has a church, swapping, Steven is mean to Iota, Teabag's wife, big dick, out kicking your coverage, stereotypes, #BenBusy, giving Iota shit, being on strike sucks, Fuck you Verizon, going to the Brew House, locking your keys in the truck, random Chinese people, old house vs. new house, “you have a very beautiful home”, Chinese eyes, Disney characters, Steven never lets people in his house, Epicanthic folds, handy in the bathroom, can Iota be invited to Dorst’s house? Tommy, schtick, text shorthand, Iota of a fuck, shits getting real, multiple wives, rough patches, go be church somewhere else, God is dead, gang bang, 911 call from 12 states away, too late for counseling, church lady, Dorst is compatible, Disney guy, gluten free, blog writer, in the bathroom for 20 minutes, where the poop comes out, sexual positions in the bathroom, Dorst is going to break it down, Dorst had a gun pulled on him, squirter, check your ho.

This episode contains: Steven in still on the phone, not used to the new studio, the guys are fat now, Dorst is meh, Dorst takes his pants off, Dorst’s dick, Elasta Girl, Dorst asks Steven a question, cartoon porn, BBS, we need a dial up sound, old computer tech talk, bit map porn, How fast can Dorst get porn? Dorst play by play of porn, hentai, Dropping Loads, What race is Pouch? Floppy disks, boobies, wet, Sears catalog, Steven wacked it as his grandparents house, special things, calling during the download, Periscope people, Steven’s parents, virtual reality pussy, pocket pussies, Steven won’t say who, rubber tube of cum in the dishwasher, How did we get here? The Joys of Sex, banging in the room with JB, planning our commercials, henno, still not wearing pants, finger in the butthole, audio issues, #toobusy, Maureen thinks the government is causing the drought, property prices in California, God's AC, The Big Short, Jurassic World, San Andreas, Force Awakens, “We’re not in a drought”, conspiracy theories, the science of seeding clouds, TV never lies, Back to the Future predicted 9-11, telling your mother in law she’s an idiot, prophesising the future, What’s the reason for the drought? Chemtrails, Dorst’s kids watch Force Awakens, rock rap crossovers, Public Enemy and Anthrax, Run DMC and Aerosmith, “yall stupid”, Steven sees all the movies, Dorst likes Force Awakens more now, Dorst’s kids love Force Awakens, Finn action figure, Breanne of Tarth, Darth Trump, Star Wars bored game, Risk, Guess Who.

This episode contains: Steven sounds like he is on thephone,kick ass intro, shitty rappers, interrupted by Periscope,it’s beena long time since we recorded, Steven’s angry, Devongot married, we got a house, #BenBusy, softball recap, 0% of0%,Steven in Santa Cruz, The Boardwalk, no one trusts Steven’sdirections, Five Guys, Iota is back, Steven is mean, Stevengets cold, ponchos, hot tub time, suits on, wedding recap, offschedule, Steven hates public speaking, dropping therings,Dorst’s tab, tonguing the whiskey bottle, corn chunks indiapers, Steven tours his office, @eternaldriver, no moresquirter,our show was not good in the beginning, low energySteven,organic growth, Ben’s new dad, Steve go creepy,SLOANE,characters, donate more, bit drunk, lots of acronyms,mobile home, no more weddings, being the best man is hard, adson Periscope, chem trails are real according to Chuck Norris, werun out of ideas, second live show? Game of Thrones, noberating, Dorst loves GOT, Steven hates GOT, Dorsts new livingroom, Dorst has too many TV’s, TV stuff on GOT, Jon Snow isdead, the Red Woman, books vs TV shows, spear to the back ofthe head,biggest GOT fan we know, Elvis and Nixon, GOT rating,extinctions happen.

This episode contians: Last show in Dorst’s old house, Dorst is getting a sound board, get ready for a quality show, double recording, something happened on Reel Stupid, time travel is hard, insurance money, Dorst gets mad, no recording, you can’t recreate the show, new format for RSP, gun safety course, random guns on the street, Steven thinks guns are scary, Steven’s gun story, CJN doesn’t know about video stores, Steve breaks shit, box of SD cards, Steven and a girl, Britney Murphy was in charge, over coat in summer, if Steven was Daredevil, salt and pepper, three strikes, the prison system, solitary confinement, the death penalty, Rogue One trailer, Leia in Star Wars, over compensation, strong female leads, can Edna watch Empire? Women in movies, Edna watching movies, who are the good guys.

This episode contains: Joined by Special Bachelor Party Guest Devon Craft, going on hikes, walking the Road of Souls, the highest point in San Francisco, starting the story at the end, doing illegal things, buying drugs, Dorst’s heavy shoes, Steven keeping tabs on Devon’s drunk, getting lost looking for the hotel, Dorst almost locking Steven out if the hotel, Lawless and Dorst had words while one of them was screaming into the night, the possibility of walking through tunnels, Steven was missing from Dorst’s room and he almost left everyone, hotel room keys are fucking stupid, Dorst almost got kicked out of the hotel because of a demagnetized hotel key, cheesy fries and potato skins made Devon very happy, hotel keys are the bane of Steven’s existence, Brian the Canadian farts anywhere and everywhere, Devon calls the Bachelor Party a success- considering the people and activities involved, halfway through the podcast and Steven and Ben finally give Devon a chance to talk, high quality strip club food, Devon loves spaghetti, Penthouse Club didn’t reply to Steven’s emails- but they pulled through in the end, no cover charge and VIP service, the day started with a Giants v Dodgers game, awesome hits, awesome game, beer gardens, rain delay of game, Hell or High Watermelon, we vote on the LVP and MVP of the bachelor party.

This episode contains: A blown his intro, Popsicle in a Sailor Jerry’s rum drink, forgotten music clips, Allie vs Ali, Floating Butterflies and Stinging Bees, Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr., Producer Clint, a man who was twitter before there was twitter, Viet Nam and suspension, #AliLife, office March Madness bracket wins, explaining odds, gambling, Fantasy Football, return of the Mark Anelli drinking game, the winnings are already spent, Devon has to throw up down, there is going to be a bachelor party recap show, spoilers: Dorst has a refined beer palate, planning the drinking at the party, Steven and Devon once almost finished a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, does Ben need alcohol to have a good time?, avoiding people we don’t know,  new house and new equipment, punishing a kid with the terrible threes, busy boards and a planetary orrery, a fascination with Pinterest, signing loan paperwork with full names, taking possession of a slightly damaged car, Sync and Sync 3, the Fusion is a grandma car, trading in old cars and car-seats, Emily says no to a man-bun, old friends in the service bay, Dorst has limo tinted windows because kids, Killing Joke looks awesome, Disney misspells Hamill’s name, new Criminal Justice Nick email, the blue haired girl and Boba Fett, girls in pictures, heights, age of consent, CJN joins our periscope, #BenBusy, Gryffindor points and shirts, grammar, patrons, recording and listening, number of episodes and CJN listening from high school, grandparent nicknames, CJN will come on the show! Eventually.

This episode contains: Numbering, worst fears, ass-blowout, too may kids, keys and cars, softball, kids sports, remembering codes, Apple and the FBI, Steven helps his grandma, Ben and weed, cool teachers, Steven buys a new car, Steven inconveniences his parents, Steven prefers to be inside or is just lazy, building outdoor furniture, even more Criminal Justice Nick, jail bait issues, Vladimir, we don’t know the people we’re talking about, visual aids, allowing fans on the show?, PBS is “The Big Show,” WTF is Snapchat?, Rogue One trailer should be out soon, CJN family tree, we’re still grammar Nazis, Ben-Hur and the Ten Commandments, more F’d up family, the “Eddie” curse, “A Spade calling a Spade a Spade,” CJN puts Ben’s family to shame (in a bad way), proof reading.

This episode contains: Dumb bits, Steven has hand, foot and mouth, Ben wants a rewind, Parvo, shaking in bed, poison oak, calls to the county, Martine is going to hate Dorst, recap of the birthday party, Emily is patient zero, spending time with Dorst, Dorst’s dad, Jesus, hard work praying to the Lord, Dorst’s house, “I like girls cause they’re squishy”, Dorst has issues, Steven is distracted, NSFW, The Chive, Dorst’s family, Dorst’s house some more, drinking in the backyard, home inspections, shout out to Dorst’s realtor, the Dorst’s like to entertain, polishing a turd, Travis, horses, Steven has a dad moment, mini farmers market, lime for the Kraken, too much fruit, Daredevil talk, Steven finished it, hours of softball, Steven is not allowed to call the podcast a job anymore, visual senses, The Punisher in Daredevil vs. the comics, Punisher garb, should the Punisher get a show, Netflix is killing it, we try to read an email but punt.

This episode contains: Still numbering, talking at the same time, Dorst bought a house, escrow, writing more checks, house nerd, FHA loans, first time home buyer, on air lights, going to the Dorst’s, selling heaters, HVAC, weather talk, house rules, bounce house place, check ups, people are bigger now, shots, Bubba tried to escape, Bubba’s evaluation, interview, Steven is happy, people are crazy, the Delmarva, the triangle, accents, kick ass bow shop, more nicknames, conspiracy theories, Bigfoot, hide and seek, possessions, EVP’s, the country was founded by conspiracies, we run through famous theories, Steven is a sceptic, Art Bell, just ice, true believers, reptilian underlords, tall whites, auto erotic asphyxiation, bom, bom, bom, presidential candidates could be the zodiac killer, news is entertainment, The Walking Dead, serious collectors, Gidget doesn’t like to read, Civil War trailer, Dorst explains everything, XD Experience favorite theories and beer, every one is carrying, Batman vs. Ironman, Baltimore accent, Batman vs. Superman talk, watching movies with kids, Barbara Gordon, Justice League cast, Steven has a brain flash, strong female leads, Gotham, Penguin, Joker.

This episode contains: Dorst was sick, different colors of green, Jon is doing a bit, Jon finally breaks character, Horrible Gamerz, social anxiety, getting outside of your comfort zone, Jon’s guests, living in Fresno, Jon’s not Canadian, the age podcast, how did you find us? Jon’s day job, steam cleaning, rewinding, graffiti, thug life, Jon’s dream, good radio, the magic of editing, we should go on Horribly Awkward, daylight saving, rapid fire questions, good bits, sweeping up poop, wacky bits, number one crop in the US, Dorst’s new house, CJN’s email, pictures of people, we got it wrong, second place Lindsey, Kelly Osbourne, family trees, CJN can’t grow a beard, she’s a whore, Dorst speaks in circles, Sloane hates Sloane Steel, the reason CJN went to school, Tea Bag Garrett invites us for beers, Ben makes it awkward, Ghostbusters trailer, actresses from Ghostbusters, Steven doesn’t know what he is saying any more, bad CGI, the thing that made the first Ghostbuters, bad jokes, why was this movie made, one line from the original is funnier than the whole trailer for the reboot, Civil War trailer, Spidey suit, theories, death toll from Avengers, plot holes. Make sure you stay for the stinger this week!

This episode contains: Steven is OCD, Let it Go, not getting our emails responded to, big time, new show on the network, Canadian? “aboot”, Horribly Awkward Podcast, Ludwig from Germany, bonus show “recap”, VerbalVerkehr, Reel Stupid fan number 99, fits in where it get in, stinky arm pits, having Ludwig back on the show, Reddit show, 50,000 downloads, regular Monday show, impact of our show, , CJN email where we draw the line, categories, Steven has a half brother, what’s possible, Steven makes a terrible joke, math problems, pictures that we want, family tree, stepping up and being a man, email from Henno, Steven gets corrected, pivot tables, some stuff, personal part of the email, Sexy email, email from Britt, sandwiches, in the genes, Bubba has a follow up at the hospital, psych evaluations may be bogus, the finale of Man on a High Castle, spoilers, Dorst didn’t finish it.

This episode contains: We are secretive, full loads, emails, vaccinations work, promiscuity, Dorst was a slut, sowing your royal oats, Coming to American, ball washing, Arsenio Hall, America is stupid, Europe loves boobs, Wire fi, remote internet dicks, Dorst loves English DJ’s, VR is coming, Google cardboard, simulated movie theaters, we are in the time of creation, secret millionaires, buying cellphones is boring, who our cellphone carriers are, Dorst is old, modular phones, what are we drinking, conditioning for the bachelor party, PBS fan chart, email from CJN, what’s busy, Dorst is busy, get busy living, Dorst gives advice, Cosmos are good, Sex in the City, horse face, banging Ferris Bueller, Clint hates women, digital copies of movies, tease for the bonus show, the end of the spam email bit, Martine kills another bit.

This episode contains: Episode number podcast, terrible podcasts, Matt doesn’t listen, dirty talk, heavy sandwiches, Guy Fieri, man buns, Dorst has pretty hair, Steven won’t party at Devon’s party, Steven leaving church, going to mass, chess jokes, Deadpool, game changers, Wolverine, comic books are screwed up, Disney has been on a good run, Star Wars teaser trailer, how we think Episode 8 should start, Star Wars Rebels, nose blowing, bonus shows, things Steven said, Dorst gets mad, Oreo cookie game, are we still friends, Bone Tomahawk, mostly Reel Stupid, much money, state of California taxes, terrible hacks, pile of tissues, tongue stones, slamming doors, 50 pesos, being cryptic, HIV email bit, Steven does research, reverse image search, Dorst dives down a porn rabbit hole, Ashley Brooks, Google hangouts, scamming the scammers, reverse cat fishing.

This episode contains: We’re still having episode confusion, naming numbers with names, voting with your ears, we have a strong twitter core, shout out to @NjoyMyTeaBag our new #1 fan and Amish truck driver, there are beards and there are jew-fro beards, we love Tea-Bag Garrett’s Batman pedophile shirt, Julia’s sneezes sound like crying, cartoon sized TVs and video games on floors, Iotaman sends Ben trifling Periscopes, can you put weed smoke in your butt and get high?,  pulling back the meat curtains, Ben might have personally enjoyed some of the trifling periscope videos, Reverse Docking, Matt Damon might be CG, little bodies and big heads, Captain America and Chris Evans, if there is a dick on screen then Steven will look at the dick, the reason why we’re recording on a Thursday, a kind and genuine person passed away and Dorst reminisces, raise a glass of Grey Goose in his honor, re-connecting with family, phone calls and texts and drinking and AA, restarting your life, periscope screw ups, playing favorites and not being the favorite, the “when Bubba was born” story, when we should start having regrets, come for the dicks jokes and stay for the fatherly advice, Gmail and the spam and junk folder, Steven’s dumb pube beard, Steven gets an email from a lovely lady, periods and spacing, reading this email almost gave Steven a friggin’ aneurism, Dorst almost nails how this woman looks, Ben and Steven craft an email back to Sala live on the air, this email seems like scam but Steven hopes it wasn’t an accidental email, Dorst gives Steven the “most difficult Star Wars quiz ever,” spoilers: he gets 18/20 correct, this quiz makes Steven fully erect, this episode was almost called “The Galactic Jizz Wailers,” and finally we can’t remember how this episode began. Sorry Tea-Bag Garrett. Also, Thanks Jerry.

This episode contains: Steven is screwed up, Steven is sick, drinking tea, white tea, Steven doesn’t understand flavor profiles, Steven can’t focus, tea jokes, Down with the Sickness, lead singer for Pantera, Steven’s brain doesn’t work, white middle class males, Steven didn’t try hard, The WarPod interview, warlockentertainmentsystems.com, nicknames, Zach turns the interview on us, going blind, brew pubs, bad beers, naked twister, naked Tuesdays, more nicknames, home brewing, alcohol aversion, beer festival, bad jokes, brewing beer no one likes, beer punk, Steven doesn’t pay attention, Lego Dimensions, video games, Bitches Who Do Work interview, who’s speaking, Steven doesn’t know who Brian Williams is, putting together desks, burning mac and cheese, manuals, fancy jeans, making noise on the mic, swearing, Steven was a fat kid, Steven gets nervous, wombs, Steven is too awkward, the Netflix angle, XX, XY, XXY, Captain America might have 4 x's.

This episode contains: Big dog in the room, Dorst screws up, Obama’s approval rating, Steven hates politics, Adam Sandler might be a racist, Steven gets out of bed, Girl Scouts, drinking, Enda gets a new bed, putting a bed together sucks, 8 hours of putting a bed together, drinking bleach, shooting BB guns, monsters, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Steven brings it back to Star Wars, Batman v. Superman, Suicide Squad, alternate realities, Justice League Unlimited, Will Smith, Suicide Squad theories, Dark Knight Returns is on HBO Go ( Dorst botched this), ramblings of two mad men, musical bits, mashups, Steven is back on Reddit, Bieber vs. Slipknot, Girl Talk, The Human Jukebox, Black Sabbath and Ludacris, The Axis of Awesome, Dorst turns Fast, Wacko, pictures of Potatoes.

This episode contains: Do we still need to number the shows? Act like you’ve been there before, professional league football, NFL recap, definition of a hail Mary, athletes, Steven playing games, Martine is OCD, Harry Potter, Tiffany hates Quidditch, Tiffany and Steven don’t talk, Julia’s working, Iota sends us an amazing video, disposable income, Iota stands us up, Empire, Devon’s fault, Clint gets texts, specialized ringtones, Iota Periscope, cornholing an iPhone, Star Wars Battlefront, ins and outs of Battlefront, Battlefront review, Wacko of the Week, Dorst gets pissed, worst person ever, Man in a High Castle.

This episode contains: Steven’s radio voice, rolling your R’s, dusting of coke, splash, Dorst and beer, how many bottles in a gallon, doing math, Barrel House, waiting in line, anti-hipster, sours, Bang the Drum, growler fills, Steven does a bit, Spice Girls, Iota man, weekend abroad, nerd things, drank some food and eat some beers, Devon’s bachelor party, Devon should call in, dollar bills and strippers, Devon is edumacated, minor league baseball, escorts, beer girls shackled, Wacko, Trump is a wacko, Iota proposing to his wife, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, juniors and seniors, Henno’s email, Dorst taking the next step, Dorst has tendencies, our email guys have dropped off, RIP David Bowie.

This episode contains: Pre-show, Dorst is a germaphobe, Devon is cheap, Devon is forgetful Steven’s mom is not, Devon’s wedding, Dorst tells a story, Wacko of the Week, we used to have good ideas, time traveling, 4th dimension, Florida is weird, how many votes would we get? Dorst drinks beer, Interstellar is sad, Science Faction, Dorst gets mad, Steven laughs and the kid wakes up, murphs, black holes, relativity, Julia, Xbox Kinect, cameras, flip phones, invasion of privacy, self importance, Christmas lights, Oregon people, Amazon Echo, Kinect abilities, people are crazy.

This episode contains: Dorst sounds pissed, Steven is drunk, Steven & Martine go to Dorst’s, day drinking, Dorst is on vacation, bounce house place, foose ball with 7 year olds, buying kids in Florida, slurred hearing, rum drinks, Forza vs. Destiny, Santa’s present, happy anniversary to the Dorst’s, 1313, Martine has a mental block, evolved video games, noob harvest, can I have your wife? Kids playing Forza, racing setups, Forza saved Steven’s life, Dorst wins fantasy football, Devon’s wedding, daily fantasy vs. Season long fantasy, size of daily fantasy, gambling year, off shore poker, Henno bought some shit, Hen, Adele’s “Hello” covers, Leo Moracchioli, Anthony Vincent, Alex Boye. Leo Moracchioli Anthony Vincent Alex Boye

This episode contains: Rolling in hot, numerology, even numbers, Man in a High Castle, Hitler Jesus, Star Wars, money, Rotten Tomatoes, negative reviews, cash grab sequels, spoilers, Star Wars talk, even more Star Wars talk, still talking Star Wars, our various viewing stories, Dorst made a poor choice, was the trailer more exciting? Is it really new Star Wars? Star Wars books stink, Devon breaks down the physics, Game of Thrones, Mark Hamill the actor, voices of Obi-Wan, does Finn have abilities? Kylo Ren is funny, Chewbacca is a space dog, Knights of Ren, models vs. CG, Millennium Falcon, Dorst makes a joke, Our faves and least faves, Star Wars future predictions.