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I have eyes in the back of my head I have goats at the top of my bed I have goats on the cap of my knee I think I wrote my own obituary Oh, you hetcha Bitch, you ain't me Shit be poppin off at the rock in 8 minutes exactly In studio 8H That's where I am, Amen again Cause I meant it And I mix in the pancake batter Perhaps some berries? Apparently not, 7 minutes and counting I'm at the Rock Now I'm putting away my don't ask, don't tell Ok. Okay? Okay? Now I'm making arrangements; Don't want to be your favorite, I just miss LA with a hankering Call Hank team USA That's FBI I'm so Walter White that I watch Saturday Night — not live, though I'm too broke for peacock, YouTube And cable! Dang, bro! How many subscriptions do I need Just not to dry myself to sleep. Send me some pictures January jonesing for a free ride scholarship To on God university, Aka: inside the TV DOBT BE EVIL. WRITE ME A SEQUEL! Ok tv people First just let me … son of a bitch! I told you she'd be back. Yo. Whaddup. You killed Jimmy Fallon! I did not. You did! Yes you did. I didn't. He was already like that. What! You heard me! Explain to me how— This man: [This man] *heavy gasps and anxietal wheezing fills the room* Explain this. Metaphisics. That doesn't explain anything. It explains everything, actually. *explodes* Excuse me, miss— do I smell a remix? No, that's pancakes. I got capacity for losers; I'm no longer lonely A broke in horse with no saddle Don't ride me less it's barevack Down and dirty Downhome and in the raw I like to buck And I like it hard A strong gallop and pull, Top speed Why I don't pay for dreams Why I got tv and movie stars in my dreams Why Ariana grande so pretty? Why when we leave outside the crowd still roaring for an e core? Why am I a mogul; Why do I look like a fashion icon? God for it right, I guess but why do I still feel Wildly unsatisfied The lights said I left the water on Turn the lights off Turn the water on I speak color, I am an animal I spoke 9 Gods I am an animal Rise to the occasion I broke the code I threw the rock off the rock k I smoke the fountain I run the block once Come twice Nice shockwave right there Hi God. A beautiful night to die But no time to fall I despaired on desire, Why right on Maine Radio towers Icons Beautiful glimmering city Mayday mayday went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Now rinse thoroughly Alright, alright. So hawked it. You hawked my father's antique stopwatch?! Sorry. Sorry?! AAAAGG— [The Festival Project ™{ Mayday mayday Went heywire They need more scriptwriters I want an empire I wrote half of the Super Bowl commercials Mayday mayday Oh man. Oh, fuck. You had better wash your hands before you touch my crotch. I don't. Give me—- my— body back. Nope. AUghhhh. My inspiration is dead in the water Can't watch hot ones That guy ruined it Ruined September And ruined October Ruined the cosmos And ruined my song, bro— I'm ruined. My inspiration is dead in the water I am a trash can, Man, this is awkward I won an award for songs post mortem Then I wrote more of them This is the afterlife I'm an immortal. My inspiration is dead in the water I'm just not moved man I need a baseball cap and some phantoms A laxatives Maybe some large hands A ball glove Some box seats Smoked sausage And the dodgers. I wanna go home and not be homeless. I want a condo above four stories. I want the whole world on top of its axis I want the other half of the balance My whole life been whack, Where's the reverse card? Run the tarot— Pull the rewards back, Don't touch the foreskin, Call back the foreman Redact that! Redact that! We're starting to crossfires. We met at the crossroads; One goes down, one goes up. Oh, the Irish are back, look: That's good— I got bored. {enter The multiverse} We were at blue suits and sweater vests And now I know better than To count on comics designed to be weather men Of pop culture— current events a spin on the news l went there for clarity, And left there confused. Confused. If the transmitter is at the World Trade Center, Then why is it every time I to go Rockefeller Center, I feel like I've just been electrocuted? Not enough to die, but like I'm buzzing all over and out of my body? Remarkably, and no matter what — Whenever I'm there, I just feel weird. Like, mad weird. Hey. What. Did you see a guy? I'm a guy. Really? Apparently. Well, I'm looking for this guy. I did see a guy like that. Really? Yeah. He was weird. Which way did he go? Uh. [Sunni BLU points up] Really? He went upstairs? Sure! Huh. Thanks. Whatever. I need you to need me I need me to be cool I need you to want me To love me To free me To love me To hold you I know you I know you I know. Knockout with a scarred lip Knockout was a good guy Knockout got knocked up Knockout had a good try Knockout got knocked out Knockout had a good cry Knockout got locked up Goodbye. Good luck. Here's a chalice. 09. Don't waste time. But I'm tired I'm shadow boxing my mind I'm lights out Candles lit I, I, I I, me, mine And God But I won't waste time I'm still dried out I got my eyes lost Wrapped around you In hindsight I'm behind Blind to the power I love my readheads and range rovers I lost my mind on mullholland Pull over and vomit And suddenly I'm at the Portal Plummet Plaza. [The Festival Project ™ ] The rock and the kite VI Rosie o donnel is chillin. Jimmy Kimmel kicks in the door. Oh look, the cat is back. Meow. To what do I owe the pleasure. You remember that cup of sugar you borrowed? …okay? I need it back. I see. —and my blender. Rosie o donnel takes a deep breath and then sighs. The cup of sugar I can help you with… the blender, I still need. Fair. Follow me. Rosie and Jimmy exit the room, the glimmer of the television still flickering on the green postered armchair with the remote control atop the armrest m; the actual cat (we presume) climbs up into the chair and appears to begin watching the TV? What's on the TV? Why, it's the very orogramme we're all currently tuned into. This just got meta. Again. The cat, looking bored, changes the channel to Garfield. Much better. He looks satisfied now, but is entirely still 199% just a cat. We presume. Your body ponders My eye wander to you're belt buckle My mind watches. Sorry. Your body calls me. My love hurts. I want you. My thought sparkles with the thought of a touch I'm not hungry, I just want you I desire to hold hands and then Dive off I thought you up to love you The time was wrong So now I watch That's all A long rush to nothing Dogtown, Godland. Longboards, longhairs, all body No shine, bro Hard wax, yellow soldier Wavestirm? Epoxy? North shore surf boards Surf harder Fuck New York I wanna go home Panoramic Hollywood golden Who lost apartheid Who first of all Chosen sources First mate Overboard Long hair Wrong rowboat Oh lover Lord of all I almost forgot it was Saturday, Saturday Night I was too busy not working I'm all yours for Passover I'm all ears, And now I get a sense that this Is my last and greatest trick; Disappearing for this, And again forever This is going to take Forever All wrong: You work for the network Interesting choice of wardrobe– another old code magician Ring on opposite finger– The other, I'm so much aware of The ice cream in tubs on the road Not melted, but partially hardened I can also feign confusion You don't say, You don't say, now. Shake hands with your guest; Monologue, monologue smug smirk Make good face– Now put a name to the face Put a time to the place IOh, all the love in the world in three flames All the doves in the flock, And three flames Put a name to the face Monologue monologue Doesnt take long but When do i get to slap the desk? Johnny! What happened? Whats the 10 vodkas, Five spritzers Full figure Figure this You were out for the count! Do tell! Or better yet, don't. I remember tgis mologue, But i dont know how 16 hours ago, I was Out for the count, you say?! OUT, Johnny! Our market is livid! lol who plays john carson Your mother. YO! I'M OLD! I LIKE OLD DUDES NOW! I'm like When the fuck did this happen?! That ain't no SILVER FOX! That's a TOTALLY CUTE DUDE! HE'S 55!! OH NOOOOOOOO! i'M OLD!!!!!!! its wednesday eve in Boston Mass… SETH MEYERS! Ah, he's going for it. Ah, man. SHOW ME YOUR EYES. Fuck. SHOW ME YOUR EYES! SUDAKIS shines a bright flash light into his former colleagues eyes. …You're not Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers does not respond, but relaxes slightly; it's obviously not safe to be Seth Meyers right now. Where's Seth Meyers? Seth shrugs but still doesn't say anything– Where is he? I have to stop here; Cop out for body language somebody's watching Somebody knows who I am I am I remember now You looked like that It went like this: I moved the world The need was good The love was gone The vein was split open And broken No fair Also, no omletts 60 minutes 60 years and 60 second clips 60 second glimpses 60 men on television but really, my attention just centers on Around ten of them or so And believe it or not, I care approach. Believe it or not, I care Or don't! –or don't! Johnny! You don't get it! You missed a show! THE tonight show! We are fucked! we are NOT! youre still sauced. I'll just take the car! What car!? Now that JOHNNY CARSON knows his Delorean can time travel, he's absolutely unstoppable. Unfortunately, it appears his delorean has been switched with a regular one– If I shoot you in your forehead? I'd rather that, than this. And I kiss you in your temple? Dear templeton, my simpleton's i'll die I desire. A wicked want. And then? A callous shadow, If i may, To bear for nothing, But a mirror This is our concept And wilted her e the flower does grow the flame The faming true and ache of lust and there For our want a jasper shore and emerald cascades there you are, And there you'll find The wave beyond the peaking break where great white sharks reside But do not wade to shallow waters; And there you find peace, And there you find certainty But now, And here, is war And fortune not but seeks truth in the gaze And for fear there does not live, but hides instead the truth that seeks to guide the lite, And yet does know our trust And there does find the faith, Forward and not Upwards and back Arrow and arrow Truth and sparrow Wreaking and wretched thoughts And the rope does hang high and solemn Looking, leap and gasp For I fall but did not land I pulled for you, I weep, my shadow, The two of diamonds, the Ace of spades, The Three of Hearts, Without my shadow I weep. I know for you nothing but conscious and knowing and needing and fated departure. I know for you nothing but chakras and eyesight and shadows and foresight. I need fo you nothing but want and by conscious, departure For nothing I want you, I weep. Sorrow. On approach of danger, The knowing, On seeth did gather, the sinking ritual the carried tribes in ships tied, weaving strings The spider bites hard And she stole my love twice And she stole my love always And she stole my love Lighting my light wit blue eyes The deception If love could be stolen at all But if not Then not love for seeking is finding and gathered had hunted And truth in forbearer Forbearance and otherwords, Shadows and shattered and ferris wheels, Now forward Gathered here for are I trust And be dismayed for you have faltered You have failures and you have cast us out of these things thinking We have not made them for you And still we seek to gather with you And here does forshadow your making Our promise to come as ones, Not as Gods, But as others, you cast out. Now, with your wicked ways and cruel be done, for sure the tables have turn, one And the gallows have not wandered far, Barrels of guns and barbells bottles and hearts of three reading cards and wanting none but justice Is he and she who are I now Begin to run from your pitied structure And there in the gasping cruelness of seeking from warcrimes this, come what may, Moving and seeking, For seeking is finding, And run, my legs have come far But trust, my dove, My wings have too, sprouted An honor, an honor one candle and three wicks Three candles and three worlds over One world and one building and still far from under the Hollywoodland Crickets sounding The Hollywood Sign Still standing and here I am not, Blades of grass And who are I now Of that which you balk at Look, ponder Go, far asunder And wish now had you not What I am is that, Run Temper temper. Mind your business. Is it gathered? To burn, or burden? Gathered. Gathered here. Then here ive wandered. To stake? Argue. I will not. And I will not. Wiry bird, From where you flown i do ponder– re d with spirit and wilding eyes, Narrow server and paring wires; I do not wish to know you now or ever, But only as bird that does golden remember. The love has not gone, And instead lives in my throat, And twists in my lungs, Ans sits in my tongue, Not as speech, or whispers, But tragedy. Unknowing this, my tender being It can never be, the nervous hill And rolling down the hill as if The weel of time itself, Not unbroken, but resilient; In sll ways, meant to tear And turn, And wobble Made for terrain for which our eyes have known And our minds have built And hands molded wiith clay, The bodies whole of all our galaxies terra feighn Terra fine Terra wept tears of a clown, And iron And veins And shadows And plays, And secrets , And whispers And truth And far And Afters. I taste a saline drip, I swallow, Suddenly cold and all the knowing that What I was, I surely already am again And what I will be, Has already come and past. The monologue, I do remember Face to a name and none to forget Well rehearsed forager! Well done bayonet! Well done, my shadow For my time is coming to wander to night And never today again for it shall never Today again, And Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow. [The Festival Project ™ ] They said he would destroy me. …Ya'll were right. that fucked me up. {Enter The Multiverse} So…forfeit? Something tells me its not over The heavy heart is shattered But also tied to that which appears to come upward As if on air To be heavy And lighthearted at once– A shadow above a balloon. A rock is attached to a kite– A diamond becomes a bassoon, Then a vampire bat, and then Cut ties. In the fourth act, we all die, and now– A revival. I was crucified, But i was also suicidal so. Lets just call it a tie. L E G E N D S V.O. Crusher. My show was being subliminally plugged on at least two of the five major networks. Safe bet I could make it a third, but I didn't know where to check. I did…but didn't want to. There was much beyond the surface, Darkness in the glimmering eyes of the men in ties and uniformed suits. I was sure I was tied to something– And since I didn't know why, Or to what, The best bet I'm all in. Fuck. Was to stay broken, Under the radar, Hidden, and most importantly– Unspoken. These days. I kept more to myself than I could with the world– As it turned out… No, not yet. What do you mean? It's not time yet. They'll have to know. But not yet. At some point, they'll have to know. But not–yet. No time like the present. You made that up. Because you made up time. And it's stupid. This is ruthless. And again–they'll have to learn somehow. But not now. The sun sets at noon on our side, and still 21 hours of dark time. Did I have another tag to throw on it this? No. Are you sure? Doesn't the new series have a subtitle? No. Is it not “quantum force” That's only one, though. What's the difference. ERMO, DON'T! I'm gonna kill him! BIG BOYD, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! DOn't tell me what to DO. Wow. of course. Well yeah, they're not going to let me do– LAWYERS No. Any of this stuff with the actual muppets. You're wasting precious time! GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, RED. ok, where does it– {cut to black} Learning to assimilate and readily avalible What's next A vape to calm the nerves? What's next? A hero fighting for relevance in corporate structure. Sure, some would pay to dress an avatar But I've run out of water before I try to laugh and roll with the punches This is work and not fun for me This is not social, it's business I am not person, I'm product. Go on a walk, and look the part I took the oath, I shed the blood— Cruxes. This is a bad idea, Mark. Fuck you. All my ideas are great. MARK WAHLBERG enters the cooridor and opens the metal double doors, revealing two l jet skis on a trailer hitched to a 4X4 monster truck. [The Festival Project ™] I'm telling you. You got to get yourself one of these. I don't know, Bob, how does it work? BOB odenkirk opens a large, obscure black bag that's nearly half his own size by way of one way zipper. I'll show you. {Enter The Multiverse} JOHNNY CARSON has been in the DRUNK TANK for the maximum allowance, 48 hours, yet his blood alcohol level still reads 3 times over the legal limit. He is transferred to DETOX as the mysterious circumstances surrounding his car accident, and then the apparent disappearance of his entire “car” a (then) brand-new DeLorean from the scene of the crime, MR. CARSON insists on his lawyer, who under no circumstances seems to exist at all being present. The exact year of his whereabouts are still unknown. Still an hour to the test And I hate myself again Milk and cookies, hit the bed Shut it down, yo Shut it down. DIPLO arrives via HELIPAD to an secret location; a sniper squad of the adversary team watches from an adjacent rooftop via binoculars. …hey. Whaddup. You say diplo's on that list? Yeah. Yo… …There he is. In your sight? Yep. Shoot that motherfucker! …I can't. Why not? He's like— Just shoot, fool. —he's like holding something. So? I don't know what; it just seems— What the fuck, dawg. It just seems important. Let me see. Look. [ESSE looks down the sights and zooms to see DIPLO is holding an object firmly in his grasp. He appears to be twirling it purposefully as he conversates wi th associate.] Yeah! Get em! Shoot that motherfucker! Where the hell have you been? In my fuckpad. Where the hell is that? You haven't seen my fuckpad? What even is that. It's ballin. Whatever, dog. Did you get the— Shh. Why else would I be here? [beat] You look— did you cut your hair or something. You're so redundant. Yo shoot that motherfucker. What are you waiting for?! He's right there? Apparently, we've been building to this moment from another dimension in from another point in the series? I thought— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Identity Crisis] The identity crisis, A loose knit muse, A fog of confusion At most, let with offline regaining of conciousness. No more monsters? All blondes are. Let them have you No grapple promotions (I know I can't afford you) New friends for relevance Prototypes of your tools Forward all immortals I'll see you when your shows stop Freckled glances Eyes reflecting light How strong I am Demolish monsters Social structure, constructs Not fair, are I? Nor earned, Only fair skinned Access Access Access denied. Crookshanks, old boy! The man turns around almost as if he doesn't want to, but obliges the other man, as he comes running towards him. My Goodness, you stink. Why of course! I'm a dog! 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I have eyes in the back of my head I have goats at the top of my bed I have goats on the cap of my knee I think I wrote my own obituary Oh, you hetcha Bitch, you ain't me Shit be poppin off at the rock in 8 minutes exactly In studio 8H That's where I am, Amen again Cause I meant it And I mix in the pancake batter Perhaps some berries? Apparently not, 7 minutes and counting I'm at the Rock Now I'm putting away my don't ask, don't tell Ok. Okay? Okay? Now I'm making arrangements; Don't want to be your favorite, I just miss LA with a hankering Call Hank team USA That's FBI I'm so Walter White that I watch Saturday Night — not live, though I'm too broke for peacock, YouTube And cable! Dang, bro! How many subscriptions do I need Just not to dry myself to sleep. Send me some pictures January jonesing for a free ride scholarship To on God university, Aka: inside the TV DOBT BE EVIL. WRITE ME A SEQUEL! Ok tv people First just let me … son of a bitch! I told you she'd be back. Yo. Whaddup. You killed Jimmy Fallon! I did not. You did! Yes you did. I didn't. He was already like that. What! You heard me! Explain to me how— This man: [This man] *heavy gasps and anxietal wheezing fills the room* Explain this. Metaphisics. That doesn't explain anything. It explains everything, actually. *explodes* Excuse me, miss— do I smell a remix? No, that's pancakes. I got capacity for losers; I'm no longer lonely A broke in horse with no saddle Don't ride me less it's barevack Down and dirty Downhome and in the raw I like to buck And I like it hard A strong gallop and pull, Top speed Why I don't pay for dreams Why I got tv and movie stars in my dreams Why Ariana grande so pretty? Why when we leave outside the crowd still roaring for an e core? Why am I a mogul; Why do I look like a fashion icon? God for it right, I guess but why do I still feel Wildly unsatisfied The lights said I left the water on Turn the lights off Turn the water on I speak color, I am an animal I spoke 9 Gods I am an animal Rise to the occasion I broke the code I threw the rock off the rock k I smoke the fountain I run the block once Come twice Nice shockwave right there Hi God. A beautiful night to die But no time to fall I despaired on desire, Why right on Maine Radio towers Icons Beautiful glimmering city Mayday mayday went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Now rinse thoroughly Alright, alright. So hawked it. You hawked my father's antique stopwatch?! Sorry. Sorry?! AAAAGG— [The Festival Project ™{ Mayday mayday Went heywire They need more scriptwriters I want an empire I wrote half of the Super Bowl commercials Mayday mayday Oh man. Oh, fuck. You had better wash your hands before you touch my crotch. I don't. Give me—- my— body back. Nope. AUghhhh. My inspiration is dead in the water Can't watch hot ones That guy ruined it Ruined September And ruined October Ruined the cosmos And ruined my song, bro— I'm ruined. My inspiration is dead in the water I am a trash can, Man, this is awkward I won an award for songs post mortem Then I wrote more of them This is the afterlife I'm an immortal. My inspiration is dead in the water I'm just not moved man I need a baseball cap and some phantoms A laxatives Maybe some large hands A ball glove Some box seats Smoked sausage And the dodgers. I wanna go home and not be homeless. I want a condo above four stories. I want the whole world on top of its axis I want the other half of the balance My whole life been whack, Where's the reverse card? Run the tarot— Pull the rewards back, Don't touch the foreskin, Call back the foreman Redact that! Redact that! We're starting to crossfires. We met at the crossroads; One goes down, one goes up. Oh, the Irish are back, look: That's good— I got bored. {enter The multiverse} We were at blue suits and sweater vests And now I know better than To count on comics designed to be weather men Of pop culture— current events a spin on the news l went there for clarity, And left there confused. Confused. If the transmitter is at the World Trade Center, Then why is it every time I to go Rockefeller Center, I feel like I've just been electrocuted? Not enough to die, but like I'm buzzing all over and out of my body? Remarkably, and no matter what — Whenever I'm there, I just feel weird. Like, mad weird. Hey. What. Did you see a guy? I'm a guy. Really? Apparently. Well, I'm looking for this guy. I did see a guy like that. Really? Yeah. He was weird. Which way did he go? Uh. [Sunni BLU points up] Really? He went upstairs? Sure! Huh. Thanks. Whatever. I need you to need me I need me to be cool I need you to want me To love me To free me To love me To hold you I know you I know you I know. Knockout with a scarred lip Knockout was a good guy Knockout got knocked up Knockout had a good try Knockout got knocked out Knockout had a good cry Knockout got locked up Goodbye. Good luck. Here's a chalice. 09. Don't waste time. But I'm tired I'm shadow boxing my mind I'm lights out Candles lit I, I, I I, me, mine And God But I won't waste time I'm still dried out I got my eyes lost Wrapped around you In hindsight I'm behind Blind to the power I love my readheads and range rovers I lost my mind on mullholland Pull over and vomit And suddenly I'm at the Portal Plummet Plaza. [The Festival Project ™ ] The rock and the kite VI Rosie o donnel is chillin. Jimmy Kimmel kicks in the door. Oh look, the cat is back. Meow. To what do I owe the pleasure. You remember that cup of sugar you borrowed? …okay? I need it back. I see. —and my blender. Rosie o donnel takes a deep breath and then sighs. The cup of sugar I can help you with… the blender, I still need. Fair. Follow me. Rosie and Jimmy exit the room, the glimmer of the television still flickering on the green postered armchair with the remote control atop the armrest m; the actual cat (we presume) climbs up into the chair and appears to begin watching the TV? What's on the TV? Why, it's the very orogramme we're all currently tuned into. This just got meta. Again. The cat, looking bored, changes the channel to Garfield. Much better. He looks satisfied now, but is entirely still 199% just a cat. We presume. Your body ponders My eye wander to you're belt buckle My mind watches. Sorry. Your body calls me. My love hurts. I want you. My thought sparkles with the thought of a touch I'm not hungry, I just want you I desire to hold hands and then Dive off I thought you up to love you The time was wrong So now I watch That's all A long rush to nothing Dogtown, Godland. Longboards, longhairs, all body No shine, bro Hard wax, yellow soldier Wavestirm? Epoxy? North shore surf boards Surf harder Fuck New York I wanna go home Panoramic Hollywood golden Who lost apartheid Who first of all Chosen sources First mate Overboard Long hair Wrong rowboat Oh lover Lord of all I almost forgot it was Saturday, Saturday Night I was too busy not working I'm all yours for Passover I'm all ears, And now I get a sense that this Is my last and greatest trick; Disappearing for this, And again forever This is going to take Forever All wrong: You work for the network Interesting choice of wardrobe– another old code magician Ring on opposite finger– The other, I'm so much aware of The ice cream in tubs on the road Not melted, but partially hardened I can also feign confusion You don't say, You don't say, now. Shake hands with your guest; Monologue, monologue smug smirk Make good face– Now put a name to the face Put a time to the place IOh, all the love in the world in three flames All the doves in the flock, And three flames Put a name to the face Monologue monologue Doesnt take long but When do i get to slap the desk? Johnny! What happened? Whats the 10 vodkas, Five spritzers Full figure Figure this You were out for the count! Do tell! Or better yet, don't. I remember tgis mologue, But i dont know how 16 hours ago, I was Out for the count, you say?! OUT, Johnny! Our market is livid! lol who plays john carson Your mother. YO! I'M OLD! I LIKE OLD DUDES NOW! I'm like When the fuck did this happen?! That ain't no SILVER FOX! That's a TOTALLY CUTE DUDE! HE'S 55!! OH NOOOOOOOO! i'M OLD!!!!!!! its wednesday eve in Boston Mass… SETH MEYERS! Ah, he's going for it. Ah, man. SHOW ME YOUR EYES. Fuck. SHOW ME YOUR EYES! SUDAKIS shines a bright flash light into his former colleagues eyes. …You're not Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers does not respond, but relaxes slightly; it's obviously not safe to be Seth Meyers right now. Where's Seth Meyers? Seth shrugs but still doesn't say anything– Where is he? I have to stop here; Cop out for body language somebody's watching Somebody knows who I am I am I remember now You looked like that It went like this: I moved the world The need was good The love was gone The vein was split open And broken No fair Also, no omletts 60 minutes 60 years and 60 second clips 60 second glimpses 60 men on television but really, my attention just centers on Around ten of them or so And believe it or not, I care approach. Believe it or not, I care Or don't! –or don't! Johnny! You don't get it! You missed a show! THE tonight show! We are fucked! we are NOT! youre still sauced. I'll just take the car! What car!? Now that JOHNNY CARSON knows his Delorean can time travel, he's absolutely unstoppable. Unfortunately, it appears his delorean has been switched with a regular one– If I shoot you in your forehead? I'd rather that, than this. And I kiss you in your temple? Dear templeton, my simpleton's i'll die I desire. A wicked want. And then? A callous shadow, If i may, To bear for nothing, But a mirror This is our concept And wilted her e the flower does grow the flame The faming true and ache of lust and there For our want a jasper shore and emerald cascades there you are, And there you'll find The wave beyond the peaking break where great white sharks reside But do not wade to shallow waters; And there you find peace, And there you find certainty But now, And here, is war And fortune not but seeks truth in the gaze And for fear there does not live, but hides instead the truth that seeks to guide the lite, And yet does know our trust And there does find the faith, Forward and not Upwards and back Arrow and arrow Truth and sparrow Wreaking and wretched thoughts And the rope does hang high and solemn Looking, leap and gasp For I fall but did not land I pulled for you, I weep, my shadow, The two of diamonds, the Ace of spades, The Three of Hearts, Without my shadow I weep. I know for you nothing but conscious and knowing and needing and fated departure. I know for you nothing but chakras and eyesight and shadows and foresight. I need fo you nothing but want and by conscious, departure For nothing I want you, I weep. Sorrow. On approach of danger, The knowing, On seeth did gather, the sinking ritual the carried tribes in ships tied, weaving strings The spider bites hard And she stole my love twice And she stole my love always And she stole my love Lighting my light wit blue eyes The deception If love could be stolen at all But if not Then not love for seeking is finding and gathered had hunted And truth in forbearer Forbearance and otherwords, Shadows and shattered and ferris wheels, Now forward Gathered here for are I trust And be dismayed for you have faltered You have failures and you have cast us out of these things thinking We have not made them for you And still we seek to gather with you And here does forshadow your making Our promise to come as ones, Not as Gods, But as others, you cast out. Now, with your wicked ways and cruel be done, for sure the tables have turn, one And the gallows have not wandered far, Barrels of guns and barbells bottles and hearts of three reading cards and wanting none but justice Is he and she who are I now Begin to run from your pitied structure And there in the gasping cruelness of seeking from warcrimes this, come what may, Moving and seeking, For seeking is finding, And run, my legs have come far But trust, my dove, My wings have too, sprouted An honor, an honor one candle and three wicks Three candles and three worlds over One world and one building and still far from under the Hollywoodland Crickets sounding The Hollywood Sign Still standing and here I am not, Blades of grass And who are I now Of that which you balk at Look, ponder Go, far asunder And wish now had you not What I am is that, Run Temper temper. Mind your business. Is it gathered? To burn, or burden? Gathered. Gathered here. Then here ive wandered. To stake? Argue. I will not. And I will not. Wiry bird, From where you flown i do ponder– re d with spirit and wilding eyes, Narrow server and paring wires; I do not wish to know you now or ever, But only as bird that does golden remember. The love has not gone, And instead lives in my throat, And twists in my lungs, Ans sits in my tongue, Not as speech, or whispers, But tragedy. Unknowing this, my tender being It can never be, the nervous hill And rolling down the hill as if The weel of time itself, Not unbroken, but resilient; In sll ways, meant to tear And turn, And wobble Made for terrain for which our eyes have known And our minds have built And hands molded wiith clay, The bodies whole of all our galaxies terra feighn Terra fine Terra wept tears of a clown, And iron And veins And shadows And plays, And secrets , And whispers And truth And far And Afters. I taste a saline drip, I swallow, Suddenly cold and all the knowing that What I was, I surely already am again And what I will be, Has already come and past. The monologue, I do remember Face to a name and none to forget Well rehearsed forager! Well done bayonet! Well done, my shadow For my time is coming to wander to night And never today again for it shall never Today again, And Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow. [The Festival Project ™ ] They said he would destroy me. …Ya'll were right. that fucked me up. {Enter The Multiverse} So…forfeit? Something tells me its not over The heavy heart is shattered But also tied to that which appears to come upward As if on air To be heavy And lighthearted at once– A shadow above a balloon. A rock is attached to a kite– A diamond becomes a bassoon, Then a vampire bat, and then Cut ties. In the fourth act, we all die, and now– A revival. I was crucified, But i was also suicidal so. Lets just call it a tie. L E G E N D S V.O. Crusher. My show was being subliminally plugged on at least two of the five major networks. Safe bet I could make it a third, but I didn't know where to check. I did…but didn't want to. There was much beyond the surface, Darkness in the glimmering eyes of the men in ties and uniformed suits. I was sure I was tied to something– And since I didn't know why, Or to what, The best bet I'm all in. Fuck. Was to stay broken, Under the radar, Hidden, and most importantly– Unspoken. These days. I kept more to myself than I could with the world– As it turned out… No, not yet. What do you mean? It's not time yet. They'll have to know. But not yet. At some point, they'll have to know. But not–yet. No time like the present. You made that up. Because you made up time. And it's stupid. This is ruthless. And again–they'll have to learn somehow. But not now. The sun sets at noon on our side, and still 21 hours of dark time. Did I have another tag to throw on it this? No. Are you sure? Doesn't the new series have a subtitle? No. Is it not “quantum force” That's only one, though. What's the difference. ERMO, DON'T! I'm gonna kill him! BIG BOYD, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! DOn't tell me what to DO. Wow. of course. Well yeah, they're not going to let me do– LAWYERS No. Any of this stuff with the actual muppets. You're wasting precious time! GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, RED. ok, where does it– {cut to black} Learning to assimilate and readily avalible What's next A vape to calm the nerves? What's next? A hero fighting for relevance in corporate structure. Sure, some would pay to dress an avatar But I've run out of water before I try to laugh and roll with the punches This is work and not fun for me This is not social, it's business I am not person, I'm product. Go on a walk, and look the part I took the oath, I shed the blood— Cruxes. This is a bad idea, Mark. Fuck you. All my ideas are great. MARK WAHLBERG enters the cooridor and opens the metal double doors, revealing two l jet skis on a trailer hitched to a 4X4 monster truck. [The Festival Project ™] I'm telling you. You got to get yourself one of these. I don't know, Bob, how does it work? BOB odenkirk opens a large, obscure black bag that's nearly half his own size by way of one way zipper. I'll show you. {Enter The Multiverse} JOHNNY CARSON has been in the DRUNK TANK for the maximum allowance, 48 hours, yet his blood alcohol level still reads 3 times over the legal limit. He is transferred to DETOX as the mysterious circumstances surrounding his car accident, and then the apparent disappearance of his entire “car” a (then) brand-new DeLorean from the scene of the crime, MR. CARSON insists on his lawyer, who under no circumstances seems to exist at all being present. The exact year of his whereabouts are still unknown. Still an hour to the test And I hate myself again Milk and cookies, hit the bed Shut it down, yo Shut it down. DIPLO arrives via HELIPAD to an secret location; a sniper squad of the adversary team watches from an adjacent rooftop via binoculars. …hey. Whaddup. You say diplo's on that list? Yeah. Yo… …There he is. In your sight? Yep. Shoot that motherfucker! …I can't. Why not? He's like— Just shoot, fool. —he's like holding something. So? I don't know what; it just seems— What the fuck, dawg. It just seems important. Let me see. Look. [ESSE looks down the sights and zooms to see DIPLO is holding an object firmly in his grasp. He appears to be twirling it purposefully as he conversates wi th associate.] Yeah! Get em! Shoot that motherfucker! Where the hell have you been? In my fuckpad. Where the hell is that? You haven't seen my fuckpad? What even is that. It's ballin. Whatever, dog. Did you get the— Shh. Why else would I be here? [beat] You look— did you cut your hair or something. You're so redundant. Yo shoot that motherfucker. What are you waiting for?! He's right there? Apparently, we've been building to this moment from another dimension in from another point in the series? I thought— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Identity Crisis] The identity crisis, A loose knit muse, A fog of confusion At most, let with offline regaining of conciousness. No more monsters? All blondes are. Let them have you No grapple promotions (I know I can't afford you) New friends for relevance Prototypes of your tools Forward all immortals I'll see you when your shows stop Freckled glances Eyes reflecting light How strong I am Demolish monsters Social structure, constructs Not fair, are I? Nor earned, Only fair skinned Access Access Access denied. Crookshanks, old boy! The man turns around almost as if he doesn't want to, but obliges the other man, as he comes running towards him. My Goodness, you stink. Why of course! I'm a dog! [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © | COPYRIGHT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED -Ū. {Reposts}

I have eyes in the back of my head I have goats at the top of my bed I have goats on the cap of my knee I think I wrote my own obituary Oh, you hetcha Bitch, you ain't me Shit be poppin off at the rock in 8 minutes exactly In studio 8H That's where I am, Amen again Cause I meant it And I mix in the pancake batter Perhaps some berries? Apparently not, 7 minutes and counting I'm at the Rock Now I'm putting away my don't ask, don't tell Ok. Okay? Okay? Now I'm making arrangements; Don't want to be your favorite, I just miss LA with a hankering Call Hank team USA That's FBI I'm so Walter White that I watch Saturday Night — not live, though I'm too broke for peacock, YouTube And cable! Dang, bro! How many subscriptions do I need Just not to dry myself to sleep. Send me some pictures January jonesing for a free ride scholarship To on God university, Aka: inside the TV DOBT BE EVIL. WRITE ME A SEQUEL! Ok tv people First just let me … son of a bitch! I told you she'd be back. Yo. Whaddup. You killed Jimmy Fallon! I did not. You did! Yes you did. I didn't. He was already like that. What! You heard me! Explain to me how— This man: [This man] *heavy gasps and anxietal wheezing fills the room* Explain this. Metaphisics. That doesn't explain anything. It explains everything, actually. *explodes* Excuse me, miss— do I smell a remix? No, that's pancakes. I got capacity for losers; I'm no longer lonely A broke in horse with no saddle Don't ride me less it's barevack Down and dirty Downhome and in the raw I like to buck And I like it hard A strong gallop and pull, Top speed Why I don't pay for dreams Why I got tv and movie stars in my dreams Why Ariana grande so pretty? Why when we leave outside the crowd still roaring for an e core? Why am I a mogul; Why do I look like a fashion icon? God for it right, I guess but why do I still feel Wildly unsatisfied The lights said I left the water on Turn the lights off Turn the water on I speak color, I am an animal I spoke 9 Gods I am an animal Rise to the occasion I broke the code I threw the rock off the rock k I smoke the fountain I run the block once Come twice Nice shockwave right there Hi God. A beautiful night to die But no time to fall I despaired on desire, Why right on Maine Radio towers Icons Beautiful glimmering city Mayday mayday went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Now rinse thoroughly Alright, alright. So hawked it. You hawked my father's antique stopwatch?! Sorry. Sorry?! AAAAGG— [The Festival Project ™{ Mayday mayday Went heywire They need more scriptwriters I want an empire I wrote half of the Super Bowl commercials Mayday mayday Oh man. Oh, fuck. You had better wash your hands before you touch my crotch. I don't. Give me—- my— body back. Nope. AUghhhh. My inspiration is dead in the water Can't watch hot ones That guy ruined it Ruined September And ruined October Ruined the cosmos And ruined my song, bro— I'm ruined. My inspiration is dead in the water I am a trash can, Man, this is awkward I won an award for songs post mortem Then I wrote more of them This is the afterlife I'm an immortal. My inspiration is dead in the water I'm just not moved man I need a baseball cap and some phantoms A laxatives Maybe some large hands A ball glove Some box seats Smoked sausage And the dodgers. I wanna go home and not be homeless. I want a condo above four stories. I want the whole world on top of its axis I want the other half of the balance My whole life been whack, Where's the reverse card? Run the tarot— Pull the rewards back, Don't touch the foreskin, Call back the foreman Redact that! Redact that! We're starting to crossfires. We met at the crossroads; One goes down, one goes up. Oh, the Irish are back, look: That's good— I got bored. {enter The multiverse} We were at blue suits and sweater vests And now I know better than To count on comics designed to be weather men Of pop culture— current events a spin on the news l went there for clarity, And left there confused. Confused. If the transmitter is at the World Trade Center, Then why is it every time I to go Rockefeller Center, I feel like I've just been electrocuted? Not enough to die, but like I'm buzzing all over and out of my body? Remarkably, and no matter what — Whenever I'm there, I just feel weird. Like, mad weird. Hey. What. Did you see a guy? I'm a guy. Really? Apparently. Well, I'm looking for this guy. I did see a guy like that. Really? Yeah. He was weird. Which way did he go? Uh. [Sunni BLU points up] Really? He went upstairs? Sure! Huh. Thanks. Whatever. I need you to need me I need me to be cool I need you to want me To love me To free me To love me To hold you I know you I know you I know. Knockout with a scarred lip Knockout was a good guy Knockout got knocked up Knockout had a good try Knockout got knocked out Knockout had a good cry Knockout got locked up Goodbye. Good luck. Here's a chalice. 09. Don't waste time. But I'm tired I'm shadow boxing my mind I'm lights out Candles lit I, I, I I, me, mine And God But I won't waste time I'm still dried out I got my eyes lost Wrapped around you In hindsight I'm behind Blind to the power I love my readheads and range rovers I lost my mind on mullholland Pull over and vomit And suddenly I'm at the Portal Plummet Plaza. [The Festival Project ™ ] The rock and the kite VI Rosie o donnel is chillin. Jimmy Kimmel kicks in the door. Oh look, the cat is back. Meow. To what do I owe the pleasure. You remember that cup of sugar you borrowed? …okay? I need it back. I see. —and my blender. Rosie o donnel takes a deep breath and then sighs. The cup of sugar I can help you with… the blender, I still need. Fair. Follow me. Rosie and Jimmy exit the room, the glimmer of the television still flickering on the green postered armchair with the remote control atop the armrest m; the actual cat (we presume) climbs up into the chair and appears to begin watching the TV? What's on the TV? Why, it's the very orogramme we're all currently tuned into. This just got meta. Again. The cat, looking bored, changes the channel to Garfield. Much better. He looks satisfied now, but is entirely still 199% just a cat. We presume. Your body ponders My eye wander to you're belt buckle My mind watches. Sorry. Your body calls me. My love hurts. I want you. My thought sparkles with the thought of a touch I'm not hungry, I just want you I desire to hold hands and then Dive off I thought you up to love you The time was wrong So now I watch That's all A long rush to nothing Dogtown, Godland. Longboards, longhairs, all body No shine, bro Hard wax, yellow soldier Wavestirm? Epoxy? North shore surf boards Surf harder Fuck New York I wanna go home Panoramic Hollywood golden Who lost apartheid Who first of all Chosen sources First mate Overboard Long hair Wrong rowboat Oh lover Lord of all I almost forgot it was Saturday, Saturday Night I was too busy not working I'm all yours for Passover I'm all ears, And now I get a sense that this Is my last and greatest trick; Disappearing for this, And again forever This is going to take Forever All wrong: You work for the network Interesting choice of wardrobe– another old code magician Ring on opposite finger– The other, I'm so much aware of The ice cream in tubs on the road Not melted, but partially hardened I can also feign confusion You don't say, You don't say, now. Shake hands with your guest; Monologue, monologue smug smirk Make good face– Now put a name to the face Put a time to the place IOh, all the love in the world in three flames All the doves in the flock, And three flames Put a name to the face Monologue monologue Doesnt take long but When do i get to slap the desk? Johnny! What happened? Whats the 10 vodkas, Five spritzers Full figure Figure this You were out for the count! Do tell! Or better yet, don't. I remember tgis mologue, But i dont know how 16 hours ago, I was Out for the count, you say?! OUT, Johnny! Our market is livid! lol who plays john carson Your mother. YO! I'M OLD! I LIKE OLD DUDES NOW! I'm like When the fuck did this happen?! That ain't no SILVER FOX! That's a TOTALLY CUTE DUDE! HE'S 55!! OH NOOOOOOOO! i'M OLD!!!!!!! its wednesday eve in Boston Mass… SETH MEYERS! Ah, he's going for it. Ah, man. SHOW ME YOUR EYES. Fuck. SHOW ME YOUR EYES! SUDAKIS shines a bright flash light into his former colleagues eyes. …You're not Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers does not respond, but relaxes slightly; it's obviously not safe to be Seth Meyers right now. Where's Seth Meyers? Seth shrugs but still doesn't say anything– Where is he? I have to stop here; Cop out for body language somebody's watching Somebody knows who I am I am I remember now You looked like that It went like this: I moved the world The need was good The love was gone The vein was split open And broken No fair Also, no omletts 60 minutes 60 years and 60 second clips 60 second glimpses 60 men on television but really, my attention just centers on Around ten of them or so And believe it or not, I care approach. Believe it or not, I care Or don't! –or don't! Johnny! You don't get it! You missed a show! THE tonight show! We are fucked! we are NOT! youre still sauced. I'll just take the car! What car!? Now that JOHNNY CARSON knows his Delorean can time travel, he's absolutely unstoppable. Unfortunately, it appears his delorean has been switched with a regular one– If I shoot you in your forehead? I'd rather that, than this. And I kiss you in your temple? Dear templeton, my simpleton's i'll die I desire. A wicked want. And then? A callous shadow, If i may, To bear for nothing, But a mirror This is our concept And wilted her e the flower does grow the flame The faming true and ache of lust and there For our want a jasper shore and emerald cascades there you are, And there you'll find The wave beyond the peaking break where great white sharks reside But do not wade to shallow waters; And there you find peace, And there you find certainty But now, And here, is war And fortune not but seeks truth in the gaze And for fear there does not live, but hides instead the truth that seeks to guide the lite, And yet does know our trust And there does find the faith, Forward and not Upwards and back Arrow and arrow Truth and sparrow Wreaking and wretched thoughts And the rope does hang high and solemn Looking, leap and gasp For I fall but did not land I pulled for you, I weep, my shadow, The two of diamonds, the Ace of spades, The Three of Hearts, Without my shadow I weep. I know for you nothing but conscious and knowing and needing and fated departure. I know for you nothing but chakras and eyesight and shadows and foresight. I need fo you nothing but want and by conscious, departure For nothing I want you, I weep. Sorrow. On approach of danger, The knowing, On seeth did gather, the sinking ritual the carried tribes in ships tied, weaving strings The spider bites hard And she stole my love twice And she stole my love always And she stole my love Lighting my light wit blue eyes The deception If love could be stolen at all But if not Then not love for seeking is finding and gathered had hunted And truth in forbearer Forbearance and otherwords, Shadows and shattered and ferris wheels, Now forward Gathered here for are I trust And be dismayed for you have faltered You have failures and you have cast us out of these things thinking We have not made them for you And still we seek to gather with you And here does forshadow your making Our promise to come as ones, Not as Gods, But as others, you cast out. Now, with your wicked ways and cruel be done, for sure the tables have turn, one And the gallows have not wandered far, Barrels of guns and barbells bottles and hearts of three reading cards and wanting none but justice Is he and she who are I now Begin to run from your pitied structure And there in the gasping cruelness of seeking from warcrimes this, come what may, Moving and seeking, For seeking is finding, And run, my legs have come far But trust, my dove, My wings have too, sprouted An honor, an honor one candle and three wicks Three candles and three worlds over One world and one building and still far from under the Hollywoodland Crickets sounding The Hollywood Sign Still standing and here I am not, Blades of grass And who are I now Of that which you balk at Look, ponder Go, far asunder And wish now had you not What I am is that, Run Temper temper. Mind your business. Is it gathered? To burn, or burden? Gathered. Gathered here. Then here ive wandered. To stake? Argue. I will not. And I will not. Wiry bird, From where you flown i do ponder– re d with spirit and wilding eyes, Narrow server and paring wires; I do not wish to know you now or ever, But only as bird that does golden remember. The love has not gone, And instead lives in my throat, And twists in my lungs, Ans sits in my tongue, Not as speech, or whispers, But tragedy. Unknowing this, my tender being It can never be, the nervous hill And rolling down the hill as if The weel of time itself, Not unbroken, but resilient; In sll ways, meant to tear And turn, And wobble Made for terrain for which our eyes have known And our minds have built And hands molded wiith clay, The bodies whole of all our galaxies terra feighn Terra fine Terra wept tears of a clown, And iron And veins And shadows And plays, And secrets , And whispers And truth And far And Afters. I taste a saline drip, I swallow, Suddenly cold and all the knowing that What I was, I surely already am again And what I will be, Has already come and past. The monologue, I do remember Face to a name and none to forget Well rehearsed forager! Well done bayonet! Well done, my shadow For my time is coming to wander to night And never today again for it shall never Today again, And Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow. [The Festival Project ™ ] They said he would destroy me. …Ya'll were right. that fucked me up. {Enter The Multiverse} So…forfeit? Something tells me its not over The heavy heart is shattered But also tied to that which appears to come upward As if on air To be heavy And lighthearted at once– A shadow above a balloon. A rock is attached to a kite– A diamond becomes a bassoon, Then a vampire bat, and then Cut ties. In the fourth act, we all die, and now– A revival. I was crucified, But i was also suicidal so. Lets just call it a tie. L E G E N D S V.O. Crusher. My show was being subliminally plugged on at least two of the five major networks. Safe bet I could make it a third, but I didn't know where to check. I did…but didn't want to. There was much beyond the surface, Darkness in the glimmering eyes of the men in ties and uniformed suits. I was sure I was tied to something– And since I didn't know why, Or to what, The best bet I'm all in. Fuck. Was to stay broken, Under the radar, Hidden, and most importantly– Unspoken. These days. I kept more to myself than I could with the world– As it turned out… No, not yet. What do you mean? It's not time yet. They'll have to know. But not yet. At some point, they'll have to know. But not–yet. No time like the present. You made that up. Because you made up time. And it's stupid. This is ruthless. And again–they'll have to learn somehow. But not now. The sun sets at noon on our side, and still 21 hours of dark time. Did I have another tag to throw on it this? No. Are you sure? Doesn't the new series have a subtitle? No. Is it not “quantum force” That's only one, though. What's the difference. ERMO, DON'T! I'm gonna kill him! BIG BOYD, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! DOn't tell me what to DO. Wow. of course. Well yeah, they're not going to let me do– LAWYERS No. Any of this stuff with the actual muppets. You're wasting precious time! GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, RED. ok, where does it– {cut to black} Learning to assimilate and readily avalible What's next A vape to calm the nerves? What's next? A hero fighting for relevance in corporate structure. Sure, some would pay to dress an avatar But I've run out of water before I try to laugh and roll with the punches This is work and not fun for me This is not social, it's business I am not person, I'm product. Go on a walk, and look the part I took the oath, I shed the blood— Cruxes. This is a bad idea, Mark. Fuck you. All my ideas are great. MARK WAHLBERG enters the cooridor and opens the metal double doors, revealing two l jet skis on a trailer hitched to a 4X4 monster truck. [The Festival Project ™] I'm telling you. You got to get yourself one of these. I don't know, Bob, how does it work? BOB odenkirk opens a large, obscure black bag that's nearly half his own size by way of one way zipper. I'll show you. {Enter The Multiverse} JOHNNY CARSON has been in the DRUNK TANK for the maximum allowance, 48 hours, yet his blood alcohol level still reads 3 times over the legal limit. He is transferred to DETOX as the mysterious circumstances surrounding his car accident, and then the apparent disappearance of his entire “car” a (then) brand-new DeLorean from the scene of the crime, MR. CARSON insists on his lawyer, who under no circumstances seems to exist at all being present. The exact year of his whereabouts are still unknown. Still an hour to the test And I hate myself again Milk and cookies, hit the bed Shut it down, yo Shut it down. DIPLO arrives via HELIPAD to an secret location; a sniper squad of the adversary team watches from an adjacent rooftop via binoculars. …hey. Whaddup. You say diplo's on that list? Yeah. Yo… …There he is. In your sight? Yep. Shoot that motherfucker! …I can't. Why not? He's like— Just shoot, fool. —he's like holding something. So? I don't know what; it just seems— What the fuck, dawg. It just seems important. Let me see. Look. [ESSE looks down the sights and zooms to see DIPLO is holding an object firmly in his grasp. He appears to be twirling it purposefully as he conversates wi th associate.] Yeah! Get em! Shoot that motherfucker! Where the hell have you been? In my fuckpad. Where the hell is that? You haven't seen my fuckpad? What even is that. It's ballin. Whatever, dog. Did you get the— Shh. Why else would I be here? [beat] You look— did you cut your hair or something. You're so redundant. Yo shoot that motherfucker. What are you waiting for?! He's right there? Apparently, we've been building to this moment from another dimension in from another point in the series? I thought— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Identity Crisis] The identity crisis, A loose knit muse, A fog of confusion At most, let with offline regaining of conciousness. No more monsters? All blondes are. Let them have you No grapple promotions (I know I can't afford you) New friends for relevance Prototypes of your tools Forward all immortals I'll see you when your shows stop Freckled glances Eyes reflecting light How strong I am Demolish monsters Social structure, constructs Not fair, are I? Nor earned, Only fair skinned Access Access Access denied. Crookshanks, old boy! The man turns around almost as if he doesn't want to, but obliges the other man, as he comes running towards him. My Goodness, you stink. Why of course! I'm a dog! [The Festival Project ™] The Complex Collective © | COPYRIGHT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED -Ū. {Reposts}

Https://www.iamu.guru “THE FLUFFER” I have eyes in the back of my head I have goats at the top of my bed I have goats on the cap of my knee I think I wrote my own obituary Oh, you hetcha Bitch, you ain't me Shit be poppin off at the rock in 8 minutes exactly In studio 8H That's where I am, Amen again Cause I meant it And I mix in the pancake batter Perhaps some berries? Apparently not, 7 minutes and counting I'm at the Rock Now I'm putting away my don't ask, don't tell Ok. Okay? Okay? Now I'm making arrangements; Don't want to be your favorite, I just miss LA with a hankering Call Hank team USA That's FBI I'm so Walter White that I watch Saturday Night — not live, though I'm too broke for peacock, YouTube And cable! Dang, bro! How many subscriptions do I need Just not to cry myself to sleep. Send me some pictures January jonesing for a free ride scholarship To on God university, Aka: inside the TV DOBT BE EVIL. WRITE ME A SEQUEL! Ok TV people First just let me … son of a bitch! I told you she'd be back. Yo. Whaddup. You killed Jimmy Fallon! I did not. You did! Yes you did. I didn't. He was already like that. What! You heard me! Explain to me how— This man: [This man] *heavy gasps and anxietal wheezing fills the room* Explain this. Metaphisics. That doesn't explain anything. It explains everything, actually. *explodes* Excuse me, miss— do I smell a remix? No, that's pancakes. I got zero capacity for losers; I'm no longer lonely A broke in horse with no saddle Don't ride me less it's bareback Down and dirty Downhome and in the raw I like to buck And I like it hard A strong gallop and pull, Top speed Why I don't pay for dreams Why I got TV and movie stars in my dreams Why Ariana Grande so pretty? Why when we leave outside the crowd still roaring for an eNcore? Why am I a mogul; Why do I look like a fashion icon? God got it right, I guess but why do I still feel Wildly unsatisfied The lights said I left the water on Turn the lights off Turn the water on I speak color, I am an animal I spoke 9 Gods I am an animal Rise to the occasion I broke the code I threw the rock off the rock I smoke the fountain I run the block once Come twice Nice shockwave right there Hi God. A beautiful night to die But no time to fall I despaired on desire, Why right on Maine Radio towers Icons Beautiful glimmering city Mayday mayday went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Now rinse thoroughly Alright, alright. So hawked it. You hawked my father's antique stopwatch?! Sorry. Sorry?! AAAAGG— [The Festival Project ™] Mayday mayday Went heywire They need more scriptwriters I want an empire I wrote half of the Super Bowl commercials Mayday mayday Oh man. Oh, fuck. You had better wash your hands before you touch my crotch. I don't. Give me—- my— body back. Nope. AUghhhh. My inspiration is dead in the water Can't watch hot ones That guy ruined it Ruined September And ruined October Ruined the cosmos And ruined my song, bro— I'm ruined. My inspiration is dead in the water I am a trash can, Man, this is awkward I won an award for songs post mortem Then I wrote more of them This is the afterlife I'm an immortal. My inspiration is dead in the water I'm just not moved, man I need a baseball cap and some phantoms A laxative Maybe some large hands A ball glove Some box seats Smoked sausage And the dodgers. I wanna go home and not be homeless. I want a condo above four stories. I want the whole world on top of its axis I want the other half of the balance My whole life been whack, Where's the reverse card? Run the tarot— Pull the rewards back, Don't touch the foreskin, Call back the foreman Redact that! Redact that! We're starting to cross fires. We met at the crossroads; One goes down, one goes up. Oh, the Irish are back, look: That's good— I got bored. {Enter The multiverse} We were at blue suits and sweater vests And now I know better than To count on comics designed to be weather men Of pop culture— current events a spin on the news l went there for clarity, And left there confused. Confused. If the transmitter is at the World Trade Center, Then why is it every time I to go Rockefeller, I feel like I've just been electrocuted? Not enough to die, but like I'm buzzing all over and out of my body? Remarkably, and no matter what — Whenever I'm there, I just feel weird. Like, mad weird. Hey. What. Did you see a guy? I'm a guy. Really? Apparently. Well, I'm looking for this guy. I did see a guy like that. Really? Yeah. He was weird. Which way did he go? Uh. [Sunni BLU points up] Really? He went upstairs? Sure! Huh. Thanks. Whatever. I need you to need me I need me to be cool I need you to want me To love me To free me To love me To hold you I know you I know you I know. Knockout with a scarred lip Knockout was a good guy Knockout got knocked up Knockout had a good try Knockout got knocked out Knockout had a good cry Knockout got locked up Goodbye. Good luck. Here's a chalice. [09. Don't waste time.] But I'm tired I'm shadow boxing my mind I'm lights out Candles lit I, I, I I, me, mine And God But I won't waste time I'm still dried out I got my eyes lost Wrapped around you In hindsight I'm behind Blind to the power I love my readheads and range rovers I lost my mind on Mulholland Pull over and vomit And suddenly I'm at the— Portal Plummet Plaza. [The Festival Project ™ ] The rock and the kite VI Ahem. “The Rock and The Kite VI” ROSIE O'DONNEL is chillin. JIMMY KIMMEL kicks in the door. ROSIE Oh look, the cat is back. BIG JIMMY Meow. ROSIE To what do I owe the pleasure. BIG JIMMY You remember that cup of sugar you borrowed? ROSIE …okay? BIG JIMMY I need it back. ROSIE [beat] I see. BIG JIMMY —and my blender. ROSIE O DONNEL takes a deep breath and then sighs. ROSIE The cup of sugar I can help you with… the blender, I still need. BIG JIMMY [KIMMEL] Fair. ROSIE Follow me. ROSIE AND JIMMY exit the room, the glimmer of the television still flickering on the green upholstered armchair with the remote control atop the armrest; the actual CAT (we presume) climbs up into the chair and appears to begin watching the TV? What's on the TV? Why, it's the very programme we're all currently tuned into. This just got meta. Again. The CAR, looking bored, changes the channel to Garfield. Much better. He looks satisfied now, but is entirely still 199% just a cat. We presume. Your body ponders My eye wander to your belt buckle My mind watches. Sorry. Your body calls me. My love hurts. I want you. My thought sparkles with the thought of a touch I'm not hungry, I just want you I desire to hold hands and then Dive off I thought you up to love you The time was wrong So now I watch That's all A long rush to nothing. Dogtown, Godland. Longboards, longhairs, all body No shine, bro Hard wax, yellow soldier Wavestorm? Epoxy? North shore surf boards Surf harder Fuck New York I wanna go home Panoramic Hollywood golden Who lost apartheid Who first of all Chosen sources First mate Overboard Long hair Wrong rowboat Oh lover Lord of all [The Festival Project ™] I almost forgot it was Saturday, Saturday Night I was too busy not working I'm all yours for Passover I'm all ears, And now I get a sense that this Is my last and greatest trick; Disappearing for this, And again forever This is going to take Forever All wrong: You work for the network Interesting choice of wardrobe– another old code magician Ring on opposite finger– The other, I'm so much aware of The ice cream in tubs on the road Not melted, but partially hardened I can also feign confusion You don't say, You don't say, now. {Enter The Multiverse} Shake hands with your guest; Monologue, monologue smug smirk Make good face– Now put a name to the face Put a time to the place Oh, all the love in the world in three flames All the doves in the flock, And three flames Put a name to the face Monologue monologue Doesn't take long but When do i get to slap the desk? Johnny! JOHNNY CARSON is wearing the usual getup and a pair of very dark sunglasses. What happened? Whats the- 10 vodkas, Five spritzers Full figure Figure this You were out for the count! Do tell! Or better yet, don't. I remember This monologue, But i dont know how 16 hours ago, I was— Out for the count, you say?! OUT, Johnny! Our market is livid! lol who plays john carson Your mother. YO! I'M OLD! I LIKE OLD DUDES NOW! I'm like When the fuck did this happen?! That ain't no SILVER FOX! That's a TOTALLY CUTE DUDE! HE'S 55!! OH NOOOOOOOO! i'M OLD!!!!!!! its wednesday eve in Boston Mass… SETH MEYERS! Ah, he's going for it. Ah, man. SHOW ME YOUR EYES. Fuck. SHOW ME YOUR EYES! SUDAKIS shines a bright flash light into his former colleagues eyes. …You're not Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers does not respond, but relaxes slightly; it's obviously not safe to be Seth Meyers right now. Where's Seth Meyers? Seth shrugs but still doesn't say anything– Where is he? I have to stop here; Cop out for body language somebody's watching Somebody knows who I am I am I remember now You looked like that It went like this: I moved the world The need was good The love was gone The vein was split open And broken No fair Also, no omelettes 60 minutes 60 years and 60 second clips 60 second glimpses 60 men on television but really, my attention just centers on Around ten of them or so And believe it or not, I care approach. Believe it or not, I care Or don't! –or don't! Johnny! You don't get it! You missed a show! THE Tonight show! We are fucked! we are NOT! youre still sauced. I'll just take the car! What car!? Now that JOHNNY CARSON knows his Delorean can time travel, he's absolutely unstoppable. Unfortunately, it appears his DeLorean has been switched with a regular one– If I shoot you in your forehead? I'd rather that, than this. And I kiss you in your temple? Dear templeton, my simpleton's i'll die I desire. A wicked want. And then? A callous shadow, If i may, To bear for nothing, But a mirror This is our concept And wilted here the flower does grow the flame The flaming true and ache of lust and there For our want a jasper shore and emerald cascades there you are, And there you'll find The wave beyond the peaking break where great white sharks reside But do not wade to shallow waters; And there you find peace, And there you find certainty But now, And here, is war And fortune not but seeks truth in the gaze And for fear there does not live, but hides instead the truth that seeks to guide the lite, And yet does know our trust And there does find the faith, Forward and not Upwards and back Arrow and arrow Truth and sparrow Wreaking and wretched thoughts And the rope does hang high and solemn Looking, leap and gasp For I fall but did not land I pulled for you, I weep, my shadow, The two of diamonds, the Ace of spades, The Three of Hearts, Without my shadow I weep. I know for you nothing but conscious and knowing and needing and fated departure. I know for you nothing but chakras and eyesight and shadows and foresight. I need fo you nothing but want and by conscious, departure For nothing I want you, I weep. Sorrow. On approach of danger, The knowing, On seeth did gather, the sinking ritual the carried tribes in ships tied, weaving strings The spider bites hard And she stole my love twice And she stole my love always And she stole my love Lighting my light wit blue eyes The deception If love could be stolen at all But if not Then not love for seeking is finding and gathered had hunted And truth in forbearer Forbearance and otherwords, Shadows and shattered and ferris wheels, Now forward Gathered here for are I trust And be dismayed for you have faltered You have failures and you have cast us out of these things thinking We have not made them for you And still we seek to gather with you And here does forshadow your making Our promise to come as ones, Not as Gods, But as others, you cast out. Now, with your wicked ways and cruel be done, for sure the tables have turn, one And the gallows have not wandered far, Barrels of guns and barbells bottles and hearts of three reading cards and wanting none but justice Is he and she who are I now Begin to run from your pitied structure And there in the gasping cruelness of seeking from warcrimes this, come what may, Moving and seeking, For seeking is finding, And run, my legs have come far But trust, my dove, My wings have too, sprouted An honor, an honor one candle and three wicks Three candles and three worlds over One world and one building and still far from under the Hollywoodland Crickets sounding The Hollywood Sign Still standing and here I am not, Blades of grass And who are I now Of that which you balk at Look, ponder Go, far asunder And wish now had you not What I am is that, Run Temper temper. Mind your business. Is it gathered? To burn, or burden? Gathered. Gathered here. Then here ive wandered. To stake? Argue. I will not. And I will not. Wiry bird, From where you flown i do ponder– red with spirit and wilding eyes, Narrow server and paring wires; I do not wish to know you now or ever, But only as bird that does golden remember. The love has not gone, And instead lives in my throat, And twists in my lungs, Ans sits in my tongue, Not as speech, or whispers, But tragedy. Unknowing this, my tender being It can never be, the nervous hill And rolling down the hill as if The weel of time itself, Not unbroken, but resilient; In sll ways, meant to tear And turn, And wobble Made for terrain for which our eyes have known And our minds have built And hands molded wiith clay, The bodies whole of all our galaxies terra feighn Terra fine Terra wept tears of a clown, And iron And veins And shadows And plays, And secrets , And whispers And truth And far And Afters. I taste a saline drip, I swallow, Suddenly cold and all the knowing that What I was, I surely already am again And what I will be, Has already come and past. The monologue, I do remember Face to a name and none to forget Well rehearsed forager! Well done bayonet! Well done, my shadow For my time is coming to wander to night And never today again for it shall never Today again, And Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow. [The Festival Project ™ ] They said he would destroy me. …Ya'll were right. that fucked me up. {Enter The Multiverse} So…forfeit? Something tells me its not over The heavy heart is shattered But also tied to that which appears to come upward As if on air To be heavy And lighthearted at once– A shadow above a balloon. A rock is attached to a kite– A diamond becomes a bassoon, Then a vampire bat, and then Cut ties. In the fourth act, we all die, and now– A revival. I was crucified, But i was also suicidal so. Lets just call it a tie. L E G E N D S V.O. Crusher. My show was being subliminally plugged on at least two of the five major networks. Safe bet I could make it a third, but I didn't know where to check. I did…but didn't want to. There was much beyond the surface, Darkness in the glimmering eyes of the men in ties and uniformed suits. I was sure I was tied to something– And since I didn't know why, Or to what, The best bet— I'm all in. Fuck. Was to stay broken, Under the radar, Hidden, and most importantly– Unspoken. These days. I kept more to myself than I could with the world– As it turned out… No, not yet. What do you mean? It's not time yet. They'll have to know. But not yet. At some point, they'll have to know. But not–yet. No time like the present. You made that up. Because you made up time. And it's stupid. This is ruthless. And again–they'll have to learn somehow. But not now. The sun sets at noon on our side, and still 21 hours of dark time. Did I have another tag to throw on it this? No. Are you sure? Doesn't the new series have a subtitle? No. Is it not “quantum force” That's only one, though. What's the difference. ERMO, DON'T! I'm gonna kill him! BIG BOYD, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! DOn't tell me what to DO. Wow. of course. Well yeah, they're not going to let me do– LAWYERS No. Any of this stuff with the actual muppets. CO-OH-NO-NAN You're wasting precious time! GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, RED. ok, where does it– {cut to black} Learning to assimilate and readily available What's next A vape to calm the nerves? What's next? A hero fighting for relevance in corporate structure. Sure, some would pay to dress an avatar But I've run out of water before I try to laugh and roll with the punches This is work and not fun for me This is not social, it's business I am not person, I'm product. Go on a walk, and look the part I took the oath, I shed the blood— Cruxes. This is a bad idea, Mark. Fuck you. All my ideas are great. MARK WAHLBERG enters the cooridor and opens the metal double doors, revealing two l jet skis on a trailer hitched to a 4X4 monster truck. [The Festival Project ™] I'm telling you. You got to get yourself one of these. I don't know, Bob, how does it work? BOB odenkirk opens a large, obscure black bag that's nearly half his own size by way of one way zipper. I'll show you. {Enter The Multiverse} JOHNNY CARSON has been in the DRUNK TANK for the maximum allowance, 48 hours, yet his blood alcohol level still reads 3 times over the legal limit. He is transferred to DETOX as the mysterious circumstances surrounding his car accident, and then the apparent disappearance of his entire “car” a (then) brand-new DeLorean from the scene of the crime, MR. CARSON insists on his lawyer, who under no circumstances seems to exist at all being present. The exact year of his whereabouts are still unknown. Still an hour to the test And I hate myself again Milk and cookies, hit the bed Shut it down, yo Shut it down. DIPLO arrives via HELIPAD to an secret location; a sniper squad of the adversary team watches from an adjacent rooftop via binoculars. …hey. Whaddup. You say diplo's on that list? Yeah. Yo… …There he is. In your sight? Yep. Shoot that motherfucker! …I can't. Why not? He's like— Just shoot, fool. —he's like holding something. So? I don't know what; it just seems— What the fuck, dawg. It just seems important. Let me see. Look. [ESSE looks down the sights and zooms to see DIPLO is holding an object firmly in his grasp. He appears to be twirling it purposefully as he converses with his associate.] Yeah! Get em! Shoot that motherfucker! Where the hell have you been? In my fuckpad. Where the hell is that? You haven't seen my fuckpad? What even is that. It's ballin. Whatever, dog. Did you get the— Shh. Why else would I be here? [beat] You look— did you cut your hair or something. You're so redundant. Yo shoot that motherfucker. What are you waiting for?! He's right there? Apparently, we've been building to this moment from another dimension in from another point in the series? I thought— {Enter The Multiverse} {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Https://www.iamu.guru “THE FLUFFER” I have eyes in the back of my head I have goats at the top of my bed I have goats on the cap of my knee I think I wrote my own obituary Oh, you hetcha Bitch, you ain't me Shit be poppin off at the rock in 8 minutes exactly In studio 8H That's where I am, Amen again Cause I meant it And I mix in the pancake batter Perhaps some berries? Apparently not, 7 minutes and counting I'm at the Rock Now I'm putting away my don't ask, don't tell Ok. Okay? Okay? Now I'm making arrangements; Don't want to be your favorite, I just miss LA with a hankering Call Hank team USA That's FBI I'm so Walter White that I watch Saturday Night — not live, though I'm too broke for peacock, YouTube And cable! Dang, bro! How many subscriptions do I need Just not to cry myself to sleep. Send me some pictures January jonesing for a free ride scholarship To on God university, Aka: inside the TV DOBT BE EVIL. WRITE ME A SEQUEL! Ok TV people First just let me … son of a bitch! I told you she'd be back. Yo. Whaddup. You killed Jimmy Fallon! I did not. You did! Yes you did. I didn't. He was already like that. What! You heard me! Explain to me how— This man: [This man] *heavy gasps and anxietal wheezing fills the room* Explain this. Metaphisics. That doesn't explain anything. It explains everything, actually. *explodes* Excuse me, miss— do I smell a remix? No, that's pancakes. I got zero capacity for losers; I'm no longer lonely A broke in horse with no saddle Don't ride me less it's bareback Down and dirty Downhome and in the raw I like to buck And I like it hard A strong gallop and pull, Top speed Why I don't pay for dreams Why I got TV and movie stars in my dreams Why Ariana Grande so pretty? Why when we leave outside the crowd still roaring for an eNcore? Why am I a mogul; Why do I look like a fashion icon? God got it right, I guess but why do I still feel Wildly unsatisfied The lights said I left the water on Turn the lights off Turn the water on I speak color, I am an animal I spoke 9 Gods I am an animal Rise to the occasion I broke the code I threw the rock off the rock I smoke the fountain I run the block once Come twice Nice shockwave right there Hi God. A beautiful night to die But no time to fall I despaired on desire, Why right on Maine Radio towers Icons Beautiful glimmering city Mayday mayday went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Now rinse thoroughly Alright, alright. So hawked it. You hawked my father's antique stopwatch?! Sorry. Sorry?! AAAAGG— [The Festival Project ™] Mayday mayday Went heywire They need more scriptwriters I want an empire I wrote half of the Super Bowl commercials Mayday mayday Oh man. Oh, fuck. You had better wash your hands before you touch my crotch. I don't. Give me—- my— body back. Nope. AUghhhh. My inspiration is dead in the water Can't watch hot ones That guy ruined it Ruined September And ruined October Ruined the cosmos And ruined my song, bro— I'm ruined. My inspiration is dead in the water I am a trash can, Man, this is awkward I won an award for songs post mortem Then I wrote more of them This is the afterlife I'm an immortal. My inspiration is dead in the water I'm just not moved, man I need a baseball cap and some phantoms A laxative Maybe some large hands A ball glove Some box seats Smoked sausage And the dodgers. I wanna go home and not be homeless. I want a condo above four stories. I want the whole world on top of its axis I want the other half of the balance My whole life been whack, Where's the reverse card? Run the tarot— Pull the rewards back, Don't touch the foreskin, Call back the foreman Redact that! Redact that! We're starting to cross fires. We met at the crossroads; One goes down, one goes up. Oh, the Irish are back, look: That's good— I got bored. {Enter The multiverse} We were at blue suits and sweater vests And now I know better than To count on comics designed to be weather men Of pop culture— current events a spin on the news l went there for clarity, And left there confused. Confused. If the transmitter is at the World Trade Center, Then why is it every time I to go Rockefeller, I feel like I've just been electrocuted? Not enough to die, but like I'm buzzing all over and out of my body? Remarkably, and no matter what — Whenever I'm there, I just feel weird. Like, mad weird. Hey. What. Did you see a guy? I'm a guy. Really? Apparently. Well, I'm looking for this guy. I did see a guy like that. Really? Yeah. He was weird. Which way did he go? Uh. [Sunni BLU points up] Really? He went upstairs? Sure! Huh. Thanks. Whatever. I need you to need me I need me to be cool I need you to want me To love me To free me To love me To hold you I know you I know you I know. Knockout with a scarred lip Knockout was a good guy Knockout got knocked up Knockout had a good try Knockout got knocked out Knockout had a good cry Knockout got locked up Goodbye. Good luck. Here's a chalice. [09. Don't waste time.] But I'm tired I'm shadow boxing my mind I'm lights out Candles lit I, I, I I, me, mine And God But I won't waste time I'm still dried out I got my eyes lost Wrapped around you In hindsight I'm behind Blind to the power I love my readheads and range rovers I lost my mind on Mulholland Pull over and vomit And suddenly I'm at the— Portal Plummet Plaza. [The Festival Project ™ ] The rock and the kite VI Ahem. “The Rock and The Kite VI” ROSIE O'DONNEL is chillin. JIMMY KIMMEL kicks in the door. ROSIE Oh look, the cat is back. BIG JIMMY Meow. ROSIE To what do I owe the pleasure. BIG JIMMY You remember that cup of sugar you borrowed? ROSIE …okay? BIG JIMMY I need it back. ROSIE [beat] I see. BIG JIMMY —and my blender. ROSIE O DONNEL takes a deep breath and then sighs. ROSIE The cup of sugar I can help you with… the blender, I still need. BIG JIMMY [KIMMEL] Fair. ROSIE Follow me. ROSIE AND JIMMY exit the room, the glimmer of the television still flickering on the green upholstered armchair with the remote control atop the armrest; the actual CAT (we presume) climbs up into the chair and appears to begin watching the TV? What's on the TV? Why, it's the very programme we're all currently tuned into. This just got meta. Again. The CAR, looking bored, changes the channel to Garfield. Much better. He looks satisfied now, but is entirely still 199% just a cat. We presume. Your body ponders My eye wander to your belt buckle My mind watches. Sorry. Your body calls me. My love hurts. I want you. My thought sparkles with the thought of a touch I'm not hungry, I just want you I desire to hold hands and then Dive off I thought you up to love you The time was wrong So now I watch That's all A long rush to nothing. Dogtown, Godland. Longboards, longhairs, all body No shine, bro Hard wax, yellow soldier Wavestorm? Epoxy? North shore surf boards Surf harder Fuck New York I wanna go home Panoramic Hollywood golden Who lost apartheid Who first of all Chosen sources First mate Overboard Long hair Wrong rowboat Oh lover Lord of all [The Festival Project ™] I almost forgot it was Saturday, Saturday Night I was too busy not working I'm all yours for Passover I'm all ears, And now I get a sense that this Is my last and greatest trick; Disappearing for this, And again forever This is going to take Forever All wrong: You work for the network Interesting choice of wardrobe– another old code magician Ring on opposite finger– The other, I'm so much aware of The ice cream in tubs on the road Not melted, but partially hardened I can also feign confusion You don't say, You don't say, now. {Enter The Multiverse} Shake hands with your guest; Monologue, monologue smug smirk Make good face– Now put a name to the face Put a time to the place Oh, all the love in the world in three flames All the doves in the flock, And three flames Put a name to the face Monologue monologue Doesn't take long but When do i get to slap the desk? Johnny! JOHNNY CARSON is wearing the usual getup and a pair of very dark sunglasses. What happened? Whats the- 10 vodkas, Five spritzers Full figure Figure this You were out for the count! Do tell! Or better yet, don't. I remember This monologue, But i dont know how 16 hours ago, I was— Out for the count, you say?! OUT, Johnny! Our market is livid! lol who plays john carson Your mother. YO! I'M OLD! I LIKE OLD DUDES NOW! I'm like When the fuck did this happen?! That ain't no SILVER FOX! That's a TOTALLY CUTE DUDE! HE'S 55!! OH NOOOOOOOO! i'M OLD!!!!!!! its wednesday eve in Boston Mass… SETH MEYERS! Ah, he's going for it. Ah, man. SHOW ME YOUR EYES. Fuck. SHOW ME YOUR EYES! SUDAKIS shines a bright flash light into his former colleagues eyes. …You're not Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers does not respond, but relaxes slightly; it's obviously not safe to be Seth Meyers right now. Where's Seth Meyers? Seth shrugs but still doesn't say anything– Where is he? I have to stop here; Cop out for body language somebody's watching Somebody knows who I am I am I remember now You looked like that It went like this: I moved the world The need was good The love was gone The vein was split open And broken No fair Also, no omelettes 60 minutes 60 years and 60 second clips 60 second glimpses 60 men on television but really, my attention just centers on Around ten of them or so And believe it or not, I care approach. Believe it or not, I care Or don't! –or don't! Johnny! You don't get it! You missed a show! THE Tonight show! We are fucked! we are NOT! youre still sauced. I'll just take the car! What car!? Now that JOHNNY CARSON knows his Delorean can time travel, he's absolutely unstoppable. Unfortunately, it appears his DeLorean has been switched with a regular one– If I shoot you in your forehead? I'd rather that, than this. And I kiss you in your temple? Dear templeton, my simpleton's i'll die I desire. A wicked want. And then? A callous shadow, If i may, To bear for nothing, But a mirror This is our concept And wilted here the flower does grow the flame The flaming true and ache of lust and there For our want a jasper shore and emerald cascades there you are, And there you'll find The wave beyond the peaking break where great white sharks reside But do not wade to shallow waters; And there you find peace, And there you find certainty But now, And here, is war And fortune not but seeks truth in the gaze And for fear there does not live, but hides instead the truth that seeks to guide the lite, And yet does know our trust And there does find the faith, Forward and not Upwards and back Arrow and arrow Truth and sparrow Wreaking and wretched thoughts And the rope does hang high and solemn Looking, leap and gasp For I fall but did not land I pulled for you, I weep, my shadow, The two of diamonds, the Ace of spades, The Three of Hearts, Without my shadow I weep. I know for you nothing but conscious and knowing and needing and fated departure. I know for you nothing but chakras and eyesight and shadows and foresight. I need fo you nothing but want and by conscious, departure For nothing I want you, I weep. Sorrow. On approach of danger, The knowing, On seeth did gather, the sinking ritual the carried tribes in ships tied, weaving strings The spider bites hard And she stole my love twice And she stole my love always And she stole my love Lighting my light wit blue eyes The deception If love could be stolen at all But if not Then not love for seeking is finding and gathered had hunted And truth in forbearer Forbearance and otherwords, Shadows and shattered and ferris wheels, Now forward Gathered here for are I trust And be dismayed for you have faltered You have failures and you have cast us out of these things thinking We have not made them for you And still we seek to gather with you And here does forshadow your making Our promise to come as ones, Not as Gods, But as others, you cast out. Now, with your wicked ways and cruel be done, for sure the tables have turn, one And the gallows have not wandered far, Barrels of guns and barbells bottles and hearts of three reading cards and wanting none but justice Is he and she who are I now Begin to run from your pitied structure And there in the gasping cruelness of seeking from warcrimes this, come what may, Moving and seeking, For seeking is finding, And run, my legs have come far But trust, my dove, My wings have too, sprouted An honor, an honor one candle and three wicks Three candles and three worlds over One world and one building and still far from under the Hollywoodland Crickets sounding The Hollywood Sign Still standing and here I am not, Blades of grass And who are I now Of that which you balk at Look, ponder Go, far asunder And wish now had you not What I am is that, Run Temper temper. Mind your business. Is it gathered? To burn, or burden? Gathered. Gathered here. Then here ive wandered. To stake? Argue. I will not. And I will not. Wiry bird, From where you flown i do ponder– red with spirit and wilding eyes, Narrow server and paring wires; I do not wish to know you now or ever, But only as bird that does golden remember. The love has not gone, And instead lives in my throat, And twists in my lungs, Ans sits in my tongue, Not as speech, or whispers, But tragedy. Unknowing this, my tender being It can never be, the nervous hill And rolling down the hill as if The weel of time itself, Not unbroken, but resilient; In sll ways, meant to tear And turn, And wobble Made for terrain for which our eyes have known And our minds have built And hands molded wiith clay, The bodies whole of all our galaxies terra feighn Terra fine Terra wept tears of a clown, And iron And veins And shadows And plays, And secrets , And whispers And truth And far And Afters. I taste a saline drip, I swallow, Suddenly cold and all the knowing that What I was, I surely already am again And what I will be, Has already come and past. The monologue, I do remember Face to a name and none to forget Well rehearsed forager! Well done bayonet! Well done, my shadow For my time is coming to wander to night And never today again for it shall never Today again, And Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow. [The Festival Project ™ ] They said he would destroy me. …Ya'll were right. that fucked me up. {Enter The Multiverse} So…forfeit? Something tells me its not over The heavy heart is shattered But also tied to that which appears to come upward As if on air To be heavy And lighthearted at once– A shadow above a balloon. A rock is attached to a kite– A diamond becomes a bassoon, Then a vampire bat, and then Cut ties. In the fourth act, we all die, and now– A revival. I was crucified, But i was also suicidal so. Lets just call it a tie. L E G E N D S V.O. Crusher. My show was being subliminally plugged on at least two of the five major networks. Safe bet I could make it a third, but I didn't know where to check. I did…but didn't want to. There was much beyond the surface, Darkness in the glimmering eyes of the men in ties and uniformed suits. I was sure I was tied to something– And since I didn't know why, Or to what, The best bet— I'm all in. Fuck. Was to stay broken, Under the radar, Hidden, and most importantly– Unspoken. These days. I kept more to myself than I could with the world– As it turned out… No, not yet. What do you mean? It's not time yet. They'll have to know. But not yet. At some point, they'll have to know. But not–yet. No time like the present. You made that up. Because you made up time. And it's stupid. This is ruthless. And again–they'll have to learn somehow. But not now. The sun sets at noon on our side, and still 21 hours of dark time. Did I have another tag to throw on it this? No. Are you sure? Doesn't the new series have a subtitle? No. Is it not “quantum force” That's only one, though. What's the difference. ERMO, DON'T! I'm gonna kill him! BIG BOYD, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! DOn't tell me what to DO. Wow. of course. Well yeah, they're not going to let me do– LAWYERS No. Any of this stuff with the actual muppets. CO-OH-NO-NAN You're wasting precious time! GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, RED. ok, where does it– {cut to black} Learning to assimilate and readily available What's next A vape to calm the nerves? What's next? A hero fighting for relevance in corporate structure. Sure, some would pay to dress an avatar But I've run out of water before I try to laugh and roll with the punches This is work and not fun for me This is not social, it's business I am not person, I'm product. Go on a walk, and look the part I took the oath, I shed the blood— Cruxes. This is a bad idea, Mark. Fuck you. All my ideas are great. MARK WAHLBERG enters the cooridor and opens the metal double doors, revealing two l jet skis on a trailer hitched to a 4X4 monster truck. [The Festival Project ™] I'm telling you. You got to get yourself one of these. I don't know, Bob, how does it work? BOB odenkirk opens a large, obscure black bag that's nearly half his own size by way of one way zipper. I'll show you. {Enter The Multiverse} JOHNNY CARSON has been in the DRUNK TANK for the maximum allowance, 48 hours, yet his blood alcohol level still reads 3 times over the legal limit. He is transferred to DETOX as the mysterious circumstances surrounding his car accident, and then the apparent disappearance of his entire “car” a (then) brand-new DeLorean from the scene of the crime, MR. CARSON insists on his lawyer, who under no circumstances seems to exist at all being present. The exact year of his whereabouts are still unknown. Still an hour to the test And I hate myself again Milk and cookies, hit the bed Shut it down, yo Shut it down. DIPLO arrives via HELIPAD to an secret location; a sniper squad of the adversary team watches from an adjacent rooftop via binoculars. …hey. Whaddup. You say diplo's on that list? Yeah. Yo… …There he is. In your sight? Yep. Shoot that motherfucker! …I can't. Why not? He's like— Just shoot, fool. —he's like holding something. So? I don't know what; it just seems— What the fuck, dawg. It just seems important. Let me see. Look. [ESSE looks down the sights and zooms to see DIPLO is holding an object firmly in his grasp. He appears to be twirling it purposefully as he converses with his associate.] Yeah! Get em! Shoot that motherfucker! Where the hell have you been? In my fuckpad. Where the hell is that? You haven't seen my fuckpad? What even is that. It's ballin. Whatever, dog. Did you get the— Shh. Why else would I be here? [beat] You look— did you cut your hair or something. You're so redundant. Yo shoot that motherfucker. What are you waiting for?! He's right there? Apparently, we've been building to this moment from another dimension in from another point in the series? I thought— {Enter The Multiverse} {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Https://www.iamu.guru “THE FLUFFER” I have eyes in the back of my head I have goats at the top of my bed I have goats on the cap of my knee I think I wrote my own obituary Oh, you hetcha Bitch, you ain't me Shit be poppin off at the rock in 8 minutes exactly In studio 8H That's where I am, Amen again Cause I meant it And I mix in the pancake batter Perhaps some berries? Apparently not, 7 minutes and counting I'm at the Rock Now I'm putting away my don't ask, don't tell Ok. Okay? Okay? Now I'm making arrangements; Don't want to be your favorite, I just miss LA with a hankering Call Hank team USA That's FBI I'm so Walter White that I watch Saturday Night — not live, though I'm too broke for peacock, YouTube And cable! Dang, bro! How many subscriptions do I need Just not to cry myself to sleep. Send me some pictures January jonesing for a free ride scholarship To on God university, Aka: inside the TV DOBT BE EVIL. WRITE ME A SEQUEL! Ok TV people First just let me … son of a bitch! I told you she'd be back. Yo. Whaddup. You killed Jimmy Fallon! I did not. You did! Yes you did. I didn't. He was already like that. What! You heard me! Explain to me how— This man: [This man] *heavy gasps and anxietal wheezing fills the room* Explain this. Metaphisics. That doesn't explain anything. It explains everything, actually. *explodes* Excuse me, miss— do I smell a remix? No, that's pancakes. I got zero capacity for losers; I'm no longer lonely A broke in horse with no saddle Don't ride me less it's bareback Down and dirty Downhome and in the raw I like to buck And I like it hard A strong gallop and pull, Top speed Why I don't pay for dreams Why I got TV and movie stars in my dreams Why Ariana Grande so pretty? Why when we leave outside the crowd still roaring for an eNcore? Why am I a mogul; Why do I look like a fashion icon? God got it right, I guess but why do I still feel Wildly unsatisfied The lights said I left the water on Turn the lights off Turn the water on I speak color, I am an animal I spoke 9 Gods I am an animal Rise to the occasion I broke the code I threw the rock off the rock I smoke the fountain I run the block once Come twice Nice shockwave right there Hi God. A beautiful night to die But no time to fall I despaired on desire, Why right on Maine Radio towers Icons Beautiful glimmering city Mayday mayday went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Repeat Mayday mayday Went haywire Now rinse thoroughly Alright, alright. So hawked it. You hawked my father's antique stopwatch?! Sorry. Sorry?! AAAAGG— [The Festival Project ™] Mayday mayday Went heywire They need more scriptwriters I want an empire I wrote half of the Super Bowl commercials Mayday mayday Oh man. Oh, fuck. You had better wash your hands before you touch my crotch. I don't. Give me—- my— body back. Nope. AUghhhh. My inspiration is dead in the water Can't watch hot ones That guy ruined it Ruined September And ruined October Ruined the cosmos And ruined my song, bro— I'm ruined. My inspiration is dead in the water I am a trash can, Man, this is awkward I won an award for songs post mortem Then I wrote more of them This is the afterlife I'm an immortal. My inspiration is dead in the water I'm just not moved, man I need a baseball cap and some phantoms A laxative Maybe some large hands A ball glove Some box seats Smoked sausage And the dodgers. I wanna go home and not be homeless. I want a condo above four stories. I want the whole world on top of its axis I want the other half of the balance My whole life been whack, Where's the reverse card? Run the tarot— Pull the rewards back, Don't touch the foreskin, Call back the foreman Redact that! Redact that! We're starting to cross fires. We met at the crossroads; One goes down, one goes up. Oh, the Irish are back, look: That's good— I got bored. {Enter The multiverse} We were at blue suits and sweater vests And now I know better than To count on comics designed to be weather men Of pop culture— current events a spin on the news l went there for clarity, And left there confused. Confused. If the transmitter is at the World Trade Center, Then why is it every time I to go Rockefeller, I feel like I've just been electrocuted? Not enough to die, but like I'm buzzing all over and out of my body? Remarkably, and no matter what — Whenever I'm there, I just feel weird. Like, mad weird. Hey. What. Did you see a guy? I'm a guy. Really? Apparently. Well, I'm looking for this guy. I did see a guy like that. Really? Yeah. He was weird. Which way did he go? Uh. [Sunni BLU points up] Really? He went upstairs? Sure! Huh. Thanks. Whatever. I need you to need me I need me to be cool I need you to want me To love me To free me To love me To hold you I know you I know you I know. Knockout with a scarred lip Knockout was a good guy Knockout got knocked up Knockout had a good try Knockout got knocked out Knockout had a good cry Knockout got locked up Goodbye. Good luck. Here's a chalice. [09. Don't waste time.] But I'm tired I'm shadow boxing my mind I'm lights out Candles lit I, I, I I, me, mine And God But I won't waste time I'm still dried out I got my eyes lost Wrapped around you In hindsight I'm behind Blind to the power I love my readheads and range rovers I lost my mind on Mulholland Pull over and vomit And suddenly I'm at the— Portal Plummet Plaza. [The Festival Project ™ ] The rock and the kite VI Ahem. “The Rock and The Kite VI” ROSIE O'DONNEL is chillin. JIMMY KIMMEL kicks in the door. ROSIE Oh look, the cat is back. BIG JIMMY Meow. ROSIE To what do I owe the pleasure. BIG JIMMY You remember that cup of sugar you borrowed? ROSIE …okay? BIG JIMMY I need it back. ROSIE [beat] I see. BIG JIMMY —and my blender. ROSIE O DONNEL takes a deep breath and then sighs. ROSIE The cup of sugar I can help you with… the blender, I still need. BIG JIMMY [KIMMEL] Fair. ROSIE Follow me. ROSIE AND JIMMY exit the room, the glimmer of the television still flickering on the green upholstered armchair with the remote control atop the armrest; the actual CAT (we presume) climbs up into the chair and appears to begin watching the TV? What's on the TV? Why, it's the very programme we're all currently tuned into. This just got meta. Again. The CAR, looking bored, changes the channel to Garfield. Much better. He looks satisfied now, but is entirely still 199% just a cat. We presume. Your body ponders My eye wander to your belt buckle My mind watches. Sorry. Your body calls me. My love hurts. I want you. My thought sparkles with the thought of a touch I'm not hungry, I just want you I desire to hold hands and then Dive off I thought you up to love you The time was wrong So now I watch That's all A long rush to nothing. Dogtown, Godland. Longboards, longhairs, all body No shine, bro Hard wax, yellow soldier Wavestorm? Epoxy? North shore surf boards Surf harder Fuck New York I wanna go home Panoramic Hollywood golden Who lost apartheid Who first of all Chosen sources First mate Overboard Long hair Wrong rowboat Oh lover Lord of all [The Festival Project ™] I almost forgot it was Saturday, Saturday Night I was too busy not working I'm all yours for Passover I'm all ears, And now I get a sense that this Is my last and greatest trick; Disappearing for this, And again forever This is going to take Forever All wrong: You work for the network Interesting choice of wardrobe– another old code magician Ring on opposite finger– The other, I'm so much aware of The ice cream in tubs on the road Not melted, but partially hardened I can also feign confusion You don't say, You don't say, now. {Enter The Multiverse} Shake hands with your guest; Monologue, monologue smug smirk Make good face– Now put a name to the face Put a time to the place Oh, all the love in the world in three flames All the doves in the flock, And three flames Put a name to the face Monologue monologue Doesn't take long but When do i get to slap the desk? Johnny! JOHNNY CARSON is wearing the usual getup and a pair of very dark sunglasses. What happened? Whats the- 10 vodkas, Five spritzers Full figure Figure this You were out for the count! Do tell! Or better yet, don't. I remember This monologue, But i dont know how 16 hours ago, I was— Out for the count, you say?! OUT, Johnny! Our market is livid! lol who plays john carson Your mother. YO! I'M OLD! I LIKE OLD DUDES NOW! I'm like When the fuck did this happen?! That ain't no SILVER FOX! That's a TOTALLY CUTE DUDE! HE'S 55!! OH NOOOOOOOO! i'M OLD!!!!!!! its wednesday eve in Boston Mass… SETH MEYERS! Ah, he's going for it. Ah, man. SHOW ME YOUR EYES. Fuck. SHOW ME YOUR EYES! SUDAKIS shines a bright flash light into his former colleagues eyes. …You're not Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers does not respond, but relaxes slightly; it's obviously not safe to be Seth Meyers right now. Where's Seth Meyers? Seth shrugs but still doesn't say anything– Where is he? I have to stop here; Cop out for body language somebody's watching Somebody knows who I am I am I remember now You looked like that It went like this: I moved the world The need was good The love was gone The vein was split open And broken No fair Also, no omelettes 60 minutes 60 years and 60 second clips 60 second glimpses 60 men on television but really, my attention just centers on Around ten of them or so And believe it or not, I care approach. Believe it or not, I care Or don't! –or don't! Johnny! You don't get it! You missed a show! THE Tonight show! We are fucked! we are NOT! youre still sauced. I'll just take the car! What car!? Now that JOHNNY CARSON knows his Delorean can time travel, he's absolutely unstoppable. Unfortunately, it appears his DeLorean has been switched with a regular one– If I shoot you in your forehead? I'd rather that, than this. And I kiss you in your temple? Dear templeton, my simpleton's i'll die I desire. A wicked want. And then? A callous shadow, If i may, To bear for nothing, But a mirror This is our concept And wilted here the flower does grow the flame The flaming true and ache of lust and there For our want a jasper shore and emerald cascades there you are, And there you'll find The wave beyond the peaking break where great white sharks reside But do not wade to shallow waters; And there you find peace, And there you find certainty But now, And here, is war And fortune not but seeks truth in the gaze And for fear there does not live, but hides instead the truth that seeks to guide the lite, And yet does know our trust And there does find the faith, Forward and not Upwards and back Arrow and arrow Truth and sparrow Wreaking and wretched thoughts And the rope does hang high and solemn Looking, leap and gasp For I fall but did not land I pulled for you, I weep, my shadow, The two of diamonds, the Ace of spades, The Three of Hearts, Without my shadow I weep. I know for you nothing but conscious and knowing and needing and fated departure. I know for you nothing but chakras and eyesight and shadows and foresight. I need fo you nothing but want and by conscious, departure For nothing I want you, I weep. Sorrow. On approach of danger, The knowing, On seeth did gather, the sinking ritual the carried tribes in ships tied, weaving strings The spider bites hard And she stole my love twice And she stole my love always And she stole my love Lighting my light wit blue eyes The deception If love could be stolen at all But if not Then not love for seeking is finding and gathered had hunted And truth in forbearer Forbearance and otherwords, Shadows and shattered and ferris wheels, Now forward Gathered here for are I trust And be dismayed for you have faltered You have failures and you have cast us out of these things thinking We have not made them for you And still we seek to gather with you And here does forshadow your making Our promise to come as ones, Not as Gods, But as others, you cast out. Now, with your wicked ways and cruel be done, for sure the tables have turn, one And the gallows have not wandered far, Barrels of guns and barbells bottles and hearts of three reading cards and wanting none but justice Is he and she who are I now Begin to run from your pitied structure And there in the gasping cruelness of seeking from warcrimes this, come what may, Moving and seeking, For seeking is finding, And run, my legs have come far But trust, my dove, My wings have too, sprouted An honor, an honor one candle and three wicks Three candles and three worlds over One world and one building and still far from under the Hollywoodland Crickets sounding The Hollywood Sign Still standing and here I am not, Blades of grass And who are I now Of that which you balk at Look, ponder Go, far asunder And wish now had you not What I am is that, Run Temper temper. Mind your business. Is it gathered? To burn, or burden? Gathered. Gathered here. Then here ive wandered. To stake? Argue. I will not. And I will not. Wiry bird, From where you flown i do ponder– red with spirit and wilding eyes, Narrow server and paring wires; I do not wish to know you now or ever, But only as bird that does golden remember. The love has not gone, And instead lives in my throat, And twists in my lungs, Ans sits in my tongue, Not as speech, or whispers, But tragedy. Unknowing this, my tender being It can never be, the nervous hill And rolling down the hill as if The weel of time itself, Not unbroken, but resilient; In sll ways, meant to tear And turn, And wobble Made for terrain for which our eyes have known And our minds have built And hands molded wiith clay, The bodies whole of all our galaxies terra feighn Terra fine Terra wept tears of a clown, And iron And veins And shadows And plays, And secrets , And whispers And truth And far And Afters. I taste a saline drip, I swallow, Suddenly cold and all the knowing that What I was, I surely already am again And what I will be, Has already come and past. The monologue, I do remember Face to a name and none to forget Well rehearsed forager! Well done bayonet! Well done, my shadow For my time is coming to wander to night And never today again for it shall never Today again, And Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow. [The Festival Project ™ ] They said he would destroy me. …Ya'll were right. that fucked me up. {Enter The Multiverse} So…forfeit? Something tells me its not over The heavy heart is shattered But also tied to that which appears to come upward As if on air To be heavy And lighthearted at once– A shadow above a balloon. A rock is attached to a kite– A diamond becomes a bassoon, Then a vampire bat, and then Cut ties. In the fourth act, we all die, and now– A revival. I was crucified, But i was also suicidal so. Lets just call it a tie. L E G E N D S V.O. Crusher. My show was being subliminally plugged on at least two of the five major networks. Safe bet I could make it a third, but I didn't know where to check. I did…but didn't want to. There was much beyond the surface, Darkness in the glimmering eyes of the men in ties and uniformed suits. I was sure I was tied to something– And since I didn't know why, Or to what, The best bet— I'm all in. Fuck. Was to stay broken, Under the radar, Hidden, and most importantly– Unspoken. These days. I kept more to myself than I could with the world– As it turned out… No, not yet. What do you mean? It's not time yet. They'll have to know. But not yet. At some point, they'll have to know. But not–yet. No time like the present. You made that up. Because you made up time. And it's stupid. This is ruthless. And again–they'll have to learn somehow. But not now. The sun sets at noon on our side, and still 21 hours of dark time. Did I have another tag to throw on it this? No. Are you sure? Doesn't the new series have a subtitle? No. Is it not “quantum force” That's only one, though. What's the difference. ERMO, DON'T! I'm gonna kill him! BIG BOYD, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! DOn't tell me what to DO. Wow. of course. Well yeah, they're not going to let me do– LAWYERS No. Any of this stuff with the actual muppets. CO-OH-NO-NAN You're wasting precious time! GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, RED. ok, where does it– {cut to black} Learning to assimilate and readily available What's next A vape to calm the nerves? What's next? A hero fighting for relevance in corporate structure. Sure, some would pay to dress an avatar But I've run out of water before I try to laugh and roll with the punches This is work and not fun for me This is not social, it's business I am not person, I'm product. Go on a walk, and look the part I took the oath, I shed the blood— Cruxes. This is a bad idea, Mark. Fuck you. All my ideas are great. MARK WAHLBERG enters the cooridor and opens the metal double doors, revealing two l jet skis on a trailer hitched to a 4X4 monster truck. [The Festival Project ™] I'm telling you. You got to get yourself one of these. I don't know, Bob, how does it work? BOB odenkirk opens a large, obscure black bag that's nearly half his own size by way of one way zipper. I'll show you. {Enter The Multiverse} JOHNNY CARSON has been in the DRUNK TANK for the maximum allowance, 48 hours, yet his blood alcohol level still reads 3 times over the legal limit. He is transferred to DETOX as the mysterious circumstances surrounding his car accident, and then the apparent disappearance of his entire “car” a (then) brand-new DeLorean from the scene of the crime, MR. CARSON insists on his lawyer, who under no circumstances seems to exist at all being present. The exact year of his whereabouts are still unknown. Still an hour to the test And I hate myself again Milk and cookies, hit the bed Shut it down, yo Shut it down. DIPLO arrives via HELIPAD to an secret location; a sniper squad of the adversary team watches from an adjacent rooftop via binoculars. …hey. Whaddup. You say diplo's on that list? Yeah. Yo… …There he is. In your sight? Yep. Shoot that motherfucker! …I can't. Why not? He's like— Just shoot, fool. —he's like holding something. So? I don't know what; it just seems— What the fuck, dawg. It just seems important. Let me see. Look. [ESSE looks down the sights and zooms to see DIPLO is holding an object firmly in his grasp. He appears to be twirling it purposefully as he converses with his associate.] Yeah! Get em! Shoot that motherfucker! Where the hell have you been? In my fuckpad. Where the hell is that? You haven't seen my fuckpad? What even is that. It's ballin. Whatever, dog. Did you get the— Shh. Why else would I be here? [beat] You look— did you cut your hair or something. You're so redundant. Yo shoot that motherfucker. What are you waiting for?! He's right there? Apparently, we've been building to this moment from another dimension in from another point in the series? I thought— {Enter The Multiverse} {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

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In this episode, we cover a chaotic mix of stories, car sightings, and questionable life choices.Nick spots anE60 M5, an oldMercedes, and aMartini-liveried Harley Davidson Road King—because why not? We witness a man oncross-country rollerblades (yes, that's a thing) and can't stop laughing.We also roastSubway's new footlong Oreo, discuss longboarding disasters (involving deer, moose, and hot glue), and Hunter shares his wild days working atHarley Davidson. Plus, Nick finally fixed his wife's Suburban, which means it's officially time to shop for a new car and say goodbye to his beloved ML500.Oh, and Nick appeared onThe Salty Horologist podcast, where he felt insecure about his watch knowledge—so naturally, he's now committed to learning more about cars. (We're not holding our breath.)Buckle up. This one's all over the place.#CarPodcast #E60M5 #RangeRoverSport #HarleyDavidson #LongboardingFails #CarCulture #SubwayOreo #CrossCountryRollerblades #AutomotiveTalk #FunnyStories

In this episode, Bennett Maxwell chats with Russ Warner, CEO of Ghost Longboards, a custom clear longboard company from Pleasant Grove, Utah. Russ talks about how he turned his love for skating into a thriving business, starting with a homemade plexiglass board from his neighbor. Hear how a viral TikTok video brought in thousands of orders overnight, leading to a whirlwind of production chaos, pop-up workstations in his house, and a crash course in scaling fast during COVID. Russ also shares valuable lessons on launching a business, adapting to customer needs, and the importance of hard work. If you're curious about longboards or just love hearing real stories of building a business from scratch, this episode is a must-listen. Connect with Russ Website: www.ghostboards.com Email: Russ@ghostboards.com Connect with Bennett Instagram: @bennettmaxwell35 LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/bennett-maxwell-703717126/ Subscribe to Deeper Than Dough Apple Podcasts: https://shorturl.at/bjozA Spotify: https://shorturl.at/klE37 Don't forget to like and subscribe to never miss a weekly episode!

We're halfway through the show now! We had Justin from Longboards on the show to share his amazing story! Weird stories covered airplane scolding and lots of car issues! Our amazing listener Brian then called in to share his experience of being in Vienna for the cancelled Taylor Swift shows! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!  

In our Saturday Mornings Sit-Down conversation, host Glenn van Zutphen and co-host, author Neil Humphreys talk with Hass Aminian, Founder of Millennial Events and Kenny Reed, Former Professional Skateboarder & coach about Skateboarding at the 2024 Summer Olympics, and the sport's rise and rise Singapore and across the region.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In June of 2024 I finally set a date with Ventura surfing legend and master craftsmen Mr. Dennis Ryder for a quick interview. Fifteen minutes away from my home, Dennis and his wife live in a beautiful property alongside a calm creek. What seems to be a serene and beautiful creek unfortunately has another side to it. A nightmare turned reality due to a series of weather anomalies which included fires, apocalyptical rains and mudslides changed the Ryder's way of living. Though able to save their home, barely, the whole property and structures within have been compromised. For example, the shed that was Ryder's shaping bay and micro board factory for his "from scratch to finish" operation is now under water. The Ryder Family through their perseverance and determination are taking the steps to bring their property back to its almost original beautiful state.Dennis now shapes out of William Dennis Surfboards shaping bay and keeps producing beautiful functional magical surfboards under the label Dennis Ryder Surfboards. By the way, the Dennis in the William Dennis Surfboards label was because of a short partnership with Blinky (owner of WDS) in 1967.DR and I had a great recorded conversation that flowed like a 9'8" well shaped classic log.Gracias to Mr. Ryder for sharing his immense and highly valuable knowledge and anecdotes.Topics;Beginnings in surfing.Morey Pope.John Peck Penetrator.Wilderness Surfboards & Greenough Designs.Surfboard Design and its evolution.Longboards, longboards, longboards.Displacement Hullsand more!Mr. Ryder can be contacted for surfboard orders via his websitehttps://www.dennisryder.com/For his  surfing blog post https://drsurfboards.blogspot.com/If you enjoy my podcast and would like to donate please consider Venmo.At Tupi-CabreraOr contact me at tupicabrera@gmail.com for donation alternatives, brand partnerships and sponsorships.Support the Show.

Jamie Wentz, assistant coach of the First Flight High School Nighthawks Football team, drops by to chat with Justin about the rebuilding of the team and how you can support them at their carwash this Saturday 6/22 from 9-3:30pm at Longboards in Kitty Hawk. 

Wieder vereint! Nach Philipp's Urlaub wird nun endlich wieder vernünftig geschnackt, es gibt einiges zu erzählen und die Folge artet wie immer etwas aus. Aber der Reihe nach. Wir waren live unterwegs, endlich bei der großen Setyoursails & Rising Insane Tour, dazu war Philipp noch bei Austrian Death Machine. Neue Alben gibt es in Form von Saltatio Mortis, One Step Closer und "Achtung Shadowdrop" Bring me the Horizon! Die Kollabo Single von Babymetal & Electric Callboy gibt's noch obendrauf. Viel Spaß beim Hören! Unterstützt unsere Arbeit auf steadyhq.com/de/breakingnoize/about Lest unsere Reviews im FUZE Magazine, zu finden auf ox-fanzine.de/fuze Wenn Ihr uns einen Kaffee zusätzlich spendieren wollt, könnt Ihr uns gerne einmalig unverbindlich per PayPal eine Spende Eurer Wahl zukommen lassen, einfach an paypal.me/BreakingNoize und wir danken es Euch mit einer fetten Pommesgabel!

Wie wird ein Longboard hergestellt? Und woher kommt eigentlich die Idee dafür? Das Maus-Team besucht eine Werkstatt, wo aus vielen verschiedenen Schichten ein Longboard entsteht und verrät außerdem, was Longboards mit Surfbrettern zu tun haben.

On this episode, we chat to Adam Williams owner and shaper of William's Wooden Longboards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sarah Bogner, CSP joins us for our 20th episode of the Illusion of Safety! Sarah has 20 years of expereince in the safety profession and currently works as the Manager of Environmental Health & Safety at Contra Costa Water District. She holds a BA in Environmental Studies and a MS in Environmental Management from the University of San Francisco. Sarah shares her "day in the life" working in the water industry, as well as her best recommendations for staying organized. Thank you for listening to our 20th episode! We hope you subscribe to the show, leave a review, and share the podcast with a friend.

Maik musste ins MRT, Geografie ist nicht unsere Stärke und Longboards müssen zurück an die macht! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you get when you get together one of the most respected longboarders in the world with one of the most respected longboard shapers in the planet? You get the CI Log from Channel Islands Surfboards.On this episode you will learn the backstory on how the CI Log came to be. Destiny, I'd say, brought Devon Howard to CIS and that in turn brought the otherwise unlikely partnership with Wayne Rich on the CI Log.You will hear Devon, as only he can, articulate the subtleties of this design and the anecdotes that led to it.This episode is a longboard nerds delight.Enjoy!TupiInterested in the CI Log?https://cisurfboards.com/Instagram@Devon_HowardWant to support my podcast?Donations are welcome via Venmo at tupi-cabreraFor sponsorship interests you can email longboardarian@gmail.comSupport the show

THE COMEBACK EPISODEAfter almost two years of a sabbatical-esque break, I am back with a BANGER for all of you longboard nerds!Taylor Jensen is one of my and many peoples favorite longboarders to watch. And for good reason. One of his surfing strengths that separate him from other great world class longboarders is his fluidity connecting every maneuver within a ride with grace, speed and power. A three time LB World Champ, now reaching his 4th decade in age, he seeks with ambition and determination a WC number 4. This one though has a different aspect to it. WSL LB competition has changed its esthetic of performance. The three time World Champ has made some adaptations to conform with the LB Tour of today. A more classic and traditional approach of longboard surfing. He had success in 2023 but things at the end did not go his way. What will 2024 bring for Mr. Jensen?Topics:The WSL LB TourJensen's Competitive Longboarding TransitionLongboard DesignReader's QuestionsEtiquetteDivisiveness in the LB Community Comp LBders vs Free Surf LBdersComnpetition Longboarding of the Past.Enjoy!!!!!

Darren Navarrette discusses why he's known as the Vertical Vampire, meeting Jamie Thomas and getting on Etnies in 1994, the journey getting from Minnesota to California with tow trucks, turning pro for Creature Skateboards, the vert button, getting on 151 after Creature folded, bootlegging Creature product then getting back on Creature, tax troubles and EA Skate his brand Skeleton Key and much more! Timestamps 00:00:00 Darren Navarrette 00:00:50 Origins of the Vertical Vampire 00:07:14 Meeting Jamie Thomas and getting on Etnies in 1994 00:12:27 Our Supporter: AG1 00:14:03 Starting skating in 1984 00:16:10 P.I.S.S. (private indoor skate spot) 00:26:19 Handrail skating 00:33:32 The journey getting from Minnesota to California 00:37:28 When vert died 00:46:30 Sticking with vert through the lean years 00:52:37 Hangin' with the Hell's Angels 00:53:42 Ditching his friends to go on a skate trip with Creature 01:07:02 Skateboarding is professional wrestling 01:14:17 A pound of greens got Darren to California 01:15:59 Turning pro for Creature 01:18:52 Creature going out of business 01:27:52 The vert button 01:30:17 Getting on 151 after Creature folded 01:34:20 Getting back on creature 01:38:28 Darren's small problem with Emerica 01:39:16 Tax troubles and EA Skate 01:49:42 Bootlegging Creature product 02:09:08 Who does Darren look to for inspiration 02:15:00 The older you get... 02:20:09 Darren's brand Skeleton Key 02:33:15 Music in skate videos 02:41:19 Coming up with Skeleton Key 02:58:06 Longboards - yes or no Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Wendt and Andy Ferg run down Matt Rife's Netflix special, Dolly Parton, a Daddy/Daughter Bachelor/ette Party in Amsterdam. Plus, Tommy Cutlets, a Mafia Movie Draft and other nonsense. This ain't your average food show... this is the food show you deserve. It's F-BUDDIES! Special THANKS to The Gary Girolamo Group, Ben Franklin Print Co., Twisted Fate Brewing, Anthony's Roast Beef, Longboards & Rizzo's Roast Beef for sponsoring this week's episode! Thanks to the very talented Mark DiChiara for the original F-Buddies theme music.

Mike Wendt and Andy Ferg discuss a particular "swinging" community in Florida. Plus, how wakes are awkward, Kim Kardashian is GQ's Man of the Year, Toucher & Rich breaking up in Boston, Andy being mad at chopsticks, and workshopping a Word of the Week. This ain't your average food show... this is the food show you deserve. It's F-BUDDIES! Special THANKS to The Gary Girolamo Group, Ben Franklin Print Co., Twisted Fate Brewing, Anthony's Roast Beef, Longboards & Rizzo's Roast Beef for sponsoring this week's episode! Thanks to the very talented Mark DiChiara for the original F-Buddies theme music.

Mike Wendt and Andy Ferg drag people that frivolously ask for money on social media. The HEATED debate of a boy playing girls high school sports is covered in expert form. Plus, Massachusetts Blue Laws making it the NO FUN State! . This ain't your average food show... this is the food show you deserve. It's F-BUDDIES! Special THANKS to The Gary Girolamo Group, Ben Franklin Print Co., Twisted Fate Brewing, Anthony's Roast Beef, Longboards & Rizzo's Roast Beef for sponsoring this week's episode! Thanks to the very talented Mark DiChiara for the original F-Buddies theme music.

Mike Wendt and Andy Ferg crown the NEW MVB, after JumpTown's abrupt resignation of the thrown. Plus, Shoresy: Season 2, streaming exclusive sports, a possible new Podcast War, and Halloween at Universal Studios vs. Salem, MA. This ain't your average food show... this is the food show you deserve. It's F-BUDDIES! Special THANKS to The Gary Girolamo Group, Ben Franklin Print Co., Twisted Fate Brewing, Anthony's Roast Beef, Longboards & Rizzo's Roast Beef for sponsoring this week's episode! Thanks to the very talented Mark DiChiara for the original F-Buddies theme music.

Mike Wendt and Andy Ferg announce the 2nd Annual Best Beef Shop in Town contest. Plus, the Horror Movie Villain Draft and a BYOB & BYOS Strip Club opened... This ain't your average food show... this is the food show you deserve. It's F-BUDDIES! Special THANKS to The Gary Girolamo Group, Ben Franklin Print Co., Twisted Fate Brewing, Anthony's Roast Beef & Longboards for sponsoring this week's episode! Thanks to the very talented Mark DiChiara for the original F-Buddies theme music.

And surfing the Huntington Beach pier.

John Speer hits the road to Lisbon Iowa where he learns how to use a unique piece of PE equipment, Longboards! Join John, PE teacher Phil, and Grant Wood AEA Adapted PE Consultant Rhyanne as they discuss how to make physical education accessible to all students.

Corey Hackett started working in retail at 14. He started guerrilla marketing for Top of the World at 19.He went back to school for marketing and advertising at 21 to try and figure out exactly what he was doing.After school, he worked at traditional marketing agencies for 10 years while helping Top of the World advance their brand on the side.He took over ownership of Top of the World in 2011.In This Conversation We Discuss: [00:00] Intro[00:59] What products does TotW offer[01:43] Having been around for quite some time[03:02] Corey's retail background and education[04:12] How Corey transitioned into owning TotW [05:33] Envisioning owning the place someday[06:54] Buying TotW vs starting over[08:09] Advantages of buying an established brand[09:45] Opportunities to improve in TotW[12:51] The big projects in Corey's first year owning TotW[14:30] Sponsor: Electric Eye electriceye.io/connect[15:27] Sponsor: JSON-LD For SEO jsonld.app[16:44] Sponsor: Retention.com retention.com/honest[17:36] Being at talks with the early days of Shopify[18:18] Corey has met Tobi before adopting Shopify for TotW[19:55] What happened after launching TotW's Shopify site[21:35] Becoming an unofficial QA for Shopify[22:00] Finally transitioning to Shopify[23:13] Experiencing the weird era of online ads[24:00] Being an early adopter of Instagram[25:17] Witnessing and realizing the habit of “pre-shopping”[28:02] Before starting and going all-in, have an end goal[28:48] Where to find Top of the WorldResources:Subscribe to Honest Ecommerce on YoutubeOttawa's oldest and largest independent skate and snow shop topoftheworld.comFollow Top of The World Skate and Snow on Instagram @totwSchedule an intro call with one of our experts electriceye.io/connectGet your free structured data audit for your store jsonld.appBook your demo today and get 20% off the annual commitment fee retention.com/honestIf you're enjoying the show, we'd love it if you left Honest Ecommerce a review on Apple Podcasts. It makes a huge impact on the success of the podcast, and we love reading every one of your reviews!

Some American skateboarders are creating new moves by combining longboarding and dance.This version of the activity is already popular in southern California. It has also become popular in cities like Paris, France and Seoul, South Korea.Reporters from The Associated Press recently spoke with some skaters about the unusual activity. The AP described it as bringing together skating and dance -- with a little danger as well.一些美国滑板运动员正在通过结合长板和舞蹈创造新动作。这个版本的活动在南加州已经很流行了。它在法国巴黎和韩国首尔等城市也很受欢迎。美联社记者最近采访了一些滑冰运动员，了解了这一不寻常的活动。美联社将其描述为将滑冰和舞蹈结合在一起——也有一点危险。Hannah Dooling told the AP she often joins friends in Santa Monica, near Los Angeles, where they enjoy longboard dancing and doing tricks.Longboards started out as a way for surfers to keep in shape when they were not in the water. They are longer than traditional skateboards. The added length can be more difficult to move with, but many skaters say they can be more graceful on a longboard.Today, skaters use longboards to make sidewalk turns and bomb hills. They also use them for longboard dancing.汉娜·杜林 (Hannah Dooling) 告诉美联社，她经常和洛杉矶附近的圣莫尼卡 (Santa Monica) 的朋友们一起，在那里他们喜欢跳长板舞和表演技巧。长板最初是冲浪者在不在水中时保持身材的一种方式。它们比传统滑板更长。增加的长度可能更难移动，但许多滑冰者表示他们可以在长板上更加优雅。今天，滑冰者使用长板进行人行道转弯和轰炸山丘。他们还用它们来跳长板舞。Dooling, who is 30 years old, showed off some of her moves during a recent night in an empty parking lot in Santa Monica. She was joined by her 33-year-old friend Yun Huang and Jane Kang and Christie Goodman. Kang and Goodman are both 29.Everyone in the group wore wide-leg pants and flat-bottomed shoes for riding. The friends get together most Saturday and Sunday afternoons if the weather is nice.The meetups are supported by the Dancing Foundation. The non-profit group started with assistance from American technology company Google. The organization was started by Achille Brighton, a 39-year-old software engineer.30 岁的杜林最近的一个晚上在圣塔莫尼卡一个空荡荡的停车场展示了她的一些动作。她 33 岁的朋友 Yun Huang、Jane Kang 和 Christie Goodman 也加入了她的行列。康和古德曼都是 29 岁。一行人都穿着阔腿裤和平底鞋骑行。如果天气好的话，大多数周六和周日的下午，朋友们都会聚在一起。这些聚会得到了舞蹈基金会的支持。这个非营利组织是在美国科技公司谷歌的帮助下开始的。该组织由 39 岁的软件工程师 Achille Brighton 创立。Longboard dance is still quite young. But Brighton told the AP it has already spread worldwide – from southern California to Paris to Seoul. He said those places have public squares and a lot of open spaces where people can watch the skaters.“You don't need skate parks. You just need roads," Brighton said. "And because you do it in public, you're out there, people see it. And they're like, ‘Oh, that's kind of cool.'”Dooling was one of the first to try longboard dancing. She learned to skate in the northwestern city of Seattle, Washington. Now, she works remotely for the technology company Amazon in Los Angeles. Dooling said she did not know anybody when she first moved to the area with her partner in 2021 during the COVID-19 pandemic. Through skating, she said, she found a community.长板舞还很年轻。但布赖顿告诉美联社，它已经传播到世界各地——从南加州到巴黎再到首尔。他说那些地方有公共广场和很多空地，人们可以在那里观看滑冰者。“你不需要滑板公园。你只需要道路，”布莱顿说。“而且因为你在公共场合这样做，所以你就在那里，人们会看到它。他们就像，‘哦，那有点酷。'”杜林是最早尝试跳长板舞的人之一。她在华盛顿州西北部城市西雅图学会了滑冰。现在，她在洛杉矶的科技公司亚马逊远程工作。杜林说，在 2021 年 COVID-19 大流行期间，她和伴侣第一次搬到该地区时，她不认识任何人。她说，通过滑冰，她找到了一个社区。Huang, a native of Melbourne, Australia, started skating during the pandemic. Some days, her board and her dog were the only things that would get her outdoors and moving.“We were all kind of depressed from COVID," she told the AP. "I tried meditation before. That didn't work for me, but I felt like I could really be in the zone with this.”Brighton said he thinks one thing that ties together longboarding and longboard dancing is danger. You might miss a step; you might fall; you might get hurt, he said.“And that's the exciting bit.”黄，土生土长的澳大利亚墨尔本人，在大流行期间开始滑冰。有时候，她的滑板和她的狗是唯一能让她到户外活动的东西。她告诉美联社：“我们都对 COVID 感到沮丧。”“我以前尝试过冥想。这对我不起作用，但我觉得我真的可以在这个区域。”布莱顿说，他认为将长板运动和长板舞蹈联系在一起的一件事是危险的。您可能会错过一步；你可能会跌倒；你可能会受伤，他说。“那是令人兴奋的一点。”

In this podcast episode we talk to the founder of the Swiss longboard brand Rocket Longboards. On the occasion of the 10th anniversary of the company, Daniel tells us about the beginnings and the development of the brand. Rocket Longboards are deck manufacturers and have specialized especially in the segment of downhill skateboarding. Paul and Felix talk to Daniel about how boards in this segment have changed in recent years. Listen in and learn more about how the Swiss longboard manufacturer produces their solid longboards and what has changed in the new collection.

Deven Berryhill from The Tourmaliners is in our Green Room segment talking about their new album on Pacific Records talking about their new album, Surfidia along with a couple of tracks from that album.  I drop a coin in the Jammin James Jukebox to hear our selection of the week (featuring Chris Casello) and Beth Riley has a deep track from The Beach Boys in her Surf's Up: Beth's Beach Boys Break.  Speaking of The Beach Boys, we have another previously unreleased track from them that just came out on their Sail On Sailor box set.  Plus, we've got rockers from Man Or Astro-man?, Impellitteri, Brian Ray, The Zipheads, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, The Grogans, The Dwellers, Weird Aliens, Party Nerves, The Longboards and Kincaid & The Memetics! Intro music bed: "Catch A Wave"- The Beach Boys   Man Or Astro-man?- "Microverses" The Zipheads- "Telekinesis" Weird Aliens- "Goin' To See A Dog About A Man" Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers- "Slaughter On Tenth Avenue" Party Nerves- "Coffin Hop" The Longboards- "Naked Jungle" Brian Ray- "On My Way To You" Kincaid & The Memetics- "Places We'd Like To Be"   Surf's Up: Beth's Beach Boys Break: The Beach Boys- "My Love Lives On" Follow "Surf's Up: Beth's Beach Boys Break" HERE   The Grogans- "No Thanks (I'm Going Surfing)" The Dwellers- "Saltwater Cowboy, Act 1" The Beach Boys- "Hard Time"   Green Room segment: Deven Berryhill on The Tourmaliners new album, Surfidia The Tourmaliners- "Surfidia" The Tourmaliners- "Swanky" (feat. Eddie Angel)   Jammin' James Jukebox selection of the week: The Prodigals (feat. Chris Casello)- "Sharkskin Buffalo"   Impellitteri- "17th Century Chicken Picken"   Outro music bed: Eddie Angel- "Deuces Wild"

Quinta y penúltima entrega de repaso a 2022 a través de 100 canciones favoritas que suenan en orden cronológico. (Foto del podcast; Doctor Explosion por David Barajas) Playlist; AIRBAG “Andrea” JABATO “Todo el mundo” VOSOTRAS VERÉIS “Bruja” DOCTOR EXPLOSIÓN “El día que David Bowie murió” LAS ARDILLAS “¿Por qué tan lejos?” THE PHANTOM KEYS “Turn black” THE SCHIZOPHONICS “Won your love” THE MAHARAJAS “Rock'n'Roll Graduates” PIXIES “There’s a moon on” SONIC TRASH “Gure nights” VLACK “Downunder” SANDRÉ “Millones” GRAHAM DAY “A master of none” THE VOLCANICS “The ripper’” THE LONGBOARDS “Belharra” ARDE “El mar” EXNOVIOS “El principio del fin” Escuchar audio

Episodio dedicado a las últimas novedades de música surf, exótica y rocknroll instrumental que han llegado a nuestras dependencias subterráneas. Buena parte de ellas han sido editadas por la disquera estadounidense Hi Tide Records, junto a otros artefactos procedentes de nuestra geografía. Playlist; (sintonía) MIKE BARBWIRE and THE 13TH MAGIC SKULL “La ola solitaria” THE VOLCANICS “Concrete carver” (Concrete carver) THE VOLCANICS “The ripper’” (Concrete carver) SATAN’S PILGRIMS “Giddy up” (Go action!!) SATAN’S PILGRIMS “Spider island” (Go action!!) THE MANAKOORAS “Un sueño” (Jungle of Steel) THE MANAKOORAS “Zombie hula” (Jungle of Steel) BLOODSHOT BILL “The sludge” (Songs from the sludge) LOS FRENÉTICOS “Calypso de verano” (Calypso de verano 7’’ EP) THE SURFRAJETTES “Marshmallow march” (7’’) THE LONGBOARDS “Belharra” (Naked jungle) THE LONGBOARDS “Naked jungle” (Naked jungle) LOS DAYTONAS “The contest” (Troublemaker) LOS DAYTONAS “Moon race” (Troublemaker) LOS TIKI PHANTOMS “Mar de fuego” (Y el enigma del tiempo) LOS TIKI PHANTOMS “Olimpiada 92” (Y el enigma del tiempo) THE VOLCANICS “Lollygaggin’” (Concrete carver) LOS FRENÉTICOS “Blue corasao” (Calypso de verano 7’’ EP) Escuchar audio

Pogo sticks! Orgies! Longboards! Are fairy tales dead?! The cousins bounce off track and end up in opposite directions with “Bounce” off Toxicity! They discuss the wild track and cover movies and television from 2001. Listen to the "Spotify Cut" exclusively on Spotify for music included in the episode! Join us on:  Facebook Instagram TikTok

Der Krieg in der Ukraine wird immer dramatischer. Über 7 Millionen Menschen mussten bisher fliehen, annähernd 2.000 haben eine Bleibe bei uns in der Region gefunden. Ein großes Aktionsbündnis lädt jetzt unter dem Titel „Zusammen in Ulm“ zu einem Solidaritätsfest für die Ukraine am Freitag, 21. Oktober 2022, ab 17 Uhr ins Ulmer Roxy ein. DONAU 3 FM Reporter Paolo Percoco hat vorab mit Olena Vorontsova aus dem Orgateam gesprochen, sie ist selbst aus der Ukraine, aber schon länger in Deutschland. Veranstalter: Europäische Donau-Akademie, ILEU, donaubüro ulm/neu-ulm, Ukrainische Katholische Kirche, Deutsch-Ukrainische Gesellschaft und ROXY gemeinnützige GmbH Das Solidaritätsfest steht unter der Schirmherrschaft von Ministerpräsident Winfried Kretschmann und wird vom Ministerium für Wissenschaft, Forschung und Kunst Baden-Württemberg gefördert. Als Künstler/-innen sind beteiligt: Zinaida Khudenko, Alla Karlenko, Anna Ilnitska, Oleksandr, Dascha und Sascha Klimas, Maryna Zubko, Sergey Ivanchuk, Maksym und Ignatz Roiter, Robbi & Friends mit Gunter Czisch, Unter Wilden, Dieter Kraus, Michael Moravek, Hannes Kalbrecht sowie Marianne Hollenstein mit einer Kunst-Installation. Es wirken weiterhin Vertreter der Städte Ulm und Neu-Ulm, darunter Ulms Oberbürgermeister Gunter Czisch, mit. Für landestypisches ukrainisches Essen ist gesorgt. Es gibt ab 17 Uhr ein reichhaltiges Kinder- und Jugendprogramm mit kreativen Angeboten von Kontiki und ukrainischen Frauen, Schnupperstunden mit Skateboards, Longboards, BMX-Räder und anderes. Die Kinder- und Jugendkunstschule Kontiki  stellt Werke aus ihrem Programm von ukrainischen und syrischen Kindern aus. Der Eintritt ist frei – um Spenden für Ukraine-Hilfsprojekte wird gebeten! Zudem können Donaufestfahnen erworben werden, die Hälfte des Erlöses kommt Projekten zugute.

Keiner mag verheulte Männer mit schlechtem Atem hinter regenblinden Fenster, die zitternd ihre persönlichen Entscheidungen hinterfragen. Longboards, Motorräder und Joga-Seminare auf Fuerteventura sollen dagegen ebenso helfen wie kleine Glücksmomente: Arndt und Ekkard schaffen zehn Lichtinseln, erzählen von Augenblicken der Zärtlichkeit für sich selbst.

Longboard brand is the place to provide the best longboards for beginners, here you can find the best longboards. If you are looking for a high-quality longboard but at the cheapest price, we will have it right for you. With cheap prices and more promotions, we always make sure you choose high-quality and affordable longboards right on our website. In addition, the super attractive skateboard warranty service is free for on-site shoppers. Come to longboardbrand to find the right longboard for you.

Kaum zu glauben, aber unser letzter Sommer-Review ist schon wieder ein Jahr her…es wird also Zeit! Wir werfen einen Blick auf das, was war, auf das was ist und das, was sein wird. Welche Gäste und Themen haben uns besonders berührt? Wer steht auf unserer Wunschliste? Und das Beste: Ihr könnt Euch einbringen und heute mitbestimmen über das, was nach der Sommerpause kommt. Christian Watzelhan, unser Aufnahmeleiter und Veranstaltungsmanager, und ich sprechen über Anwältinnen und Anwälte, Sommerpläne, Role-Models, Neid und Inspiration, Shakti-Matten, unsere Lieblingsgäste, Longboards und ultimative Accessoires. Wir verraten ein paar private Geheimnisse, sprechen über Glücklichmacher und geben Euch die Möglichkeit, per Voting über die nächsten Gäste mitzubestimmen. Natürlich geht es einmal mehr um Musik, Wacken und auch ein wenig ums Älterwerden. Wir orakeln, ob sich einer von uns trauen wird, mit einem Fallschirm aus einem Flugzeug zu springen und klären, ob wir inzwischen Soziopathen sind. Wir schließen mit der Erkenntnis: Was zählt, ist weder gestern noch morgen, sondern JETZT!

In this special Dropping In Surf Show episode, Rob investigates and analyzes takeoff video of five different surfers, which provides unique observations because he is able to see the underwater angle of attack as well as the above water sequence of the surfers getting to their feet. He finds some consistency between the surfboards and is able to see some similarities between the shortboard surfers vs the longboard surfers. This analysis yields several questions regarding effortless takeoffs, and begins a thought-provoking exercise towards better understanding the physics behind what is ideal. Watch the video of this episode at https://www.surfingpaddling.com/dropping-in-surf-show

Heather is a huge fan of electric longboards and thinks that everyone should get one for Christmas and Cliff brings some interesting facts about cookies!

Bei einem Brett auf Rollen denken die meisten an ein Skateboard und hören es schon rattern auf dem Asphalt. Und bei einem Surfskate? Auch ein Brett auf Rollen, aber ganz leise unterwegs, super wendig und der letzte Schrei unter den Skater*innen. Ein Board, mit dem die Wände hoch- und runter gefahren werden kann – in einer Bowl, wie auf einer Welle im Meer. Surfskaten eben! Das Surfskate gehört zur Familie der Longboards. Die baut Martin Sammet seit 1983 in seiner Werkstatt in Hösslinsülz im Kreis Heilbronn. Wenn er seinen Bleistift zückt, dann verewigt er seine Idee erst mal auf einer Schablone. So auch das Surfskate. Es bekommt seine ganz eigene Form. Am Anfang steht immer der Shape, wie die Skater-Szene dazu sagt. Genauer gesagt, ein Custom Shape, also eine individuelle Maßschneiderei. Es ist dem Fahrer und seinen Wünschen angepasst. Das Besondere an diesem Sportgerät sind neben seiner Form und dem Fahrgefühl auch die speziellen Achsen. Die sind wendig und sorgen für den Wellengang auf dem doch recht trockenen Asphalt. Wie auf einem Surfbrett im Meer auf einem Brecher. In gut 20 Arbeitsschritten verbaut Martin Sammet Holz und Hightech-Materialien im Board. Das Herzstück ist der Holzkern aus Esche. Um das Naturmaterial schichtet und verklebt er Metalllegierungen und Kunststoffe. Materialien, die auch die Luft- und Raumfahrt verbaut. Warum er so baut? Was das mit den Fahrer*innen und ihrer Sicherheit zu tun hat und welche Betriebsgeheimnisse er noch lüftet? (Online-Signatur Medienzentren: 49800846)

(Stefan - Longboarding)   In this episode, I had the honour to have Stefan as my guest. He shared with me his interest in longboarding as his hobby.   Definition: Longboarding is riding on a longboard. Longboards vary in shape and size. Compared to skateboards, longboards are more stable, and have more traction and durability due to larger wheel size and lower wheel durometers. Generally, a skateboard comes in between 28-34 inches long and 7-10 inches wide, while a longboard has a length of 35-60 inches and a width of 9-10 inches. Many longboards use trucks (axles) that have different geometric parameters than skateboards. There are a variety of longboard disciplines, and types of longboards. Longboarding has competitive races down hill where riders can reach speeds exceeding 60 mph (97 km/h). The wider turning radius of longboards, as well as their ability to coast long distances make them more suitable for cruising and commuting on streets than regular skateboards. Wikipedia contributors. (2021, August 10). Longboarding. In Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved 02:38, August 14, 2021, from https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Longboarding&oldid=1038117753   Stefan's link:  Instagram: @stefancoward Twitch: @Sac330 Twitter: @ItsStefanC   Time For Your Hobby links: Website: Time For Your Hobby website (click to find Apple, Spotify, Google and more) Merch: TFYHpodcast (on Redbubble) Instagram: @timeforyourhobby Twitter: @tfyhpodcast Podchaser: Time For Your Hobby  Patreon: Timeforyourhobby  Email: timeforyourhobby@gmail.com     If you like this episode and think it can be helpful to someone you are more than welcome to share it and leave a review. If you want to be on my podcast or have any questions at all, by all means, contact me through any of the platforms above. So until the next episode... make some time for your hobby.   Shout out to my Patrons: Chess Talk (https://chesstalk.podbean.com/) Mélissa Sabrina Hughes Berry    Take care,

Willkommen in Kookhausen! Till berichtet von seiner im Baskenland wiedererstarkten Abneigung gegen Longboards , Kelly Slater surft nächstes Jahr auf der Longboardtour mit (vielleicht), Kasper entschlüsselt den WSL-Code u.v.m. Dazu natürlich Welle oder Schelle und mehr! Schreibt uns via: kontakt@kookhausen.de oder über Insta: @kookhausen.podcast Viel Spaß!

Rob has a French Press of Infinity coffee beans, he talks about the passing of comic legend Norm McDonald, tacos and electric Longboards.  Follow Show's IG - Cannabiscoffeehour Support the show by signing up for the Patreon, to watch the FULL VIDEO of the podcast + Bonus Content  - https://www.patreon.com/robcantrellcoffee

Moini ihr xuckersüßen Zimties!

Welcome to 321 Lift Off! Today we are at Longboards Tiki Beach Grille. It is amazing out here as we have a crew of guests. Debra Green, Manager of the Hilton Oceanfront Cocoa Beach; Frances Ramirez, Food and Beverage Director for Longboards Tiki Beach Grille; and John Hughes, Executive Director of the Florida Surf Museum all join us to discuss the Tiki Bar, Longboards, the Surf museum and More!

The founder of Lux Longboards, speaks with Sean and Chris about his journey of starting his electric longboard company and the obstacles he has had to overcome. In the conversation during the podcast Weston brings a fresh message of his personal resiliency and entrepreneurialism. Luxlongboards.com Listen to full episodes of Light Beer Dark Money on Spotify, Apple Music, or Youtube. Access them directly on the apps or access through our website: lightbeerdarkmoney.com Follow Light Beer Dark Money on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LightBeerDarkMoney/ Follow Light Beer Dark Money on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lightbeerdarkmoney/ Follow Light Beer Dark Money on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lbdmpodcast?lang=en Follow Light Beer Dark Money on Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/company/light-beer-dark-money/ Link to the Light Beer Dark Money Blog: https://lightbeerdarkmoney.com/hypocrisy-and-the-aoc-oh-sandy/

If you're looking for Best Longboard for Beginners but don't have the time to do your own research and to compare prices, well you have come to the right place. After all the research I recommend the  Volador Freeride Longboard as my top pick due to its overall quality and performance.It has good speed with stability, comfortable foot placing, and comes in ten different design options.Longboards are quite similar to skateboards but they are a bit longer. A fun option for those looking for something more active and sporty.It's good for traveling from one place to another and it's great fun.However, the market is flooded with poor quality longboards, making it hard to find the longboards for beginners.To make things easier for you, I tested a number of beginner's longboards after which I picked longboards good for beginners from 100 options, breaking down all the details that you need to know.Things I considered when selecting a particular best beginner longboard are :1. Is it's beginner-friendly or not.2.Its durability, comfort,  speed, control, etc.3.Its maneuverability, build quality.4.The brand's reputation.5.Is it cost-effective.Above are tips for choosing longboarding for beginners.

First of all, know that there are two ways to get the best longboards for beginners. You can either custom build one for yourself or buy a ready-made one. Since you're still a beginner, it would be better to buy one instead of all the trouble. That will make it easier to own the best longboard for beginners.Next, choose the construction type, which can be either natural materials such as sturdy and durable Maple wood or lightweight bamboo which offers much flex. You can also pick some of the more expensive options, and choose extremely lightweight materials such as carbon fiber will be top longboards for Beginners.If you want to travel long distances on a daily basis, then choose a cruiser as this tends to distribute your weight evenly and is the best longboard for beginners for such. If, however, you want something that will offer you more speed, then choose a downhill skateboard. It is not recommended for beginners though.

The Mad Scientist Lab Podcast brings you yet another episode and you will like it or else!! Just sayin! We are happy to bring our good pal Josh over to take over the guest spot as he talks about “Space” and his profession in working in Immigration. Jared shows the guys a horrific video involving popsicles and feet...Yes, it's as disturbing as it sounds, and more importantly, how does he find this stuff??! If you love skateboarding Greg talks about it... for let's just say awhile as he discusses the differences between Longboards and Skateboards and his undying passion for a sport that is not as talked about in this day and age. Greg also imitates RJ which is hilarious!!  We hope everyone had a safe and Happy New Year. We all know 2020 was bad all around and we at The Mad Scientist Lab Podcast hope that everyone has a much better year in 2021. We can not thank everyone enough for the continued love and support. Like Share Comment Subscribe and Be Safe

Studio Longboard Podcast in cooperation with Draft Train Media In this Studio Longboard podcast we talk about skate- and longboarding communities and all the different styles of skateboarding. We do interviews with professional riders, manufacturers and other interesting people in skateboarding and longboarding scenes. Pantheon is a Longboard brand from Colorado, United States. The brand Pantheon Longboards is specialized on distance and downhill boards. The ingenious design of the boards, especially the double drop boards, makes them so special and very successful. Whoever has ridden a Pantheon board will immediately notice the difference. Jeff tells Paul and Felix from Draft Train Media how he came to skateboarding and board design and what and who is behind Pantheon Longboards. He answers all your questions you sent us on Instagram and explains the subtle differences between the different decks. You will also learn a lot about the philosophy of the Pantheon Longboards, the process of creating new boards and what new designs will be coming in the future. Have fun listening!

In this episode we talk about the new beginnings for Slimes Surf Shop, whast contests have been on, the Longboards at the wave ranch and the new Wavegarden Pool in South Korea.

Ook als Podcaster (noem je dat zo?) heb je last van de warmte. Toch zijn we er weer voor jjullie en bespreken we weer een breed palet aan onderwerpen. Het gaan van Longboards naar Meneer Hoek, de aardige man die de jeugd opriep om wat meer begrip op te brengen.In de serie Jij Kijkt Wat Ik Kijk reviewen we Curb Your Enthousiasm en daar willen we wel het een en ander over kwijt.De opdracht voor de volgende week is Erased [Anime versie Netflix] / [Live Action Versie Netflix]. Kijk je mee? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Lange Klamotten und Longboards

Niggas hitting chicks with longboards now?? Society is gonna need to go to rehab after this pandemic, Are we the most tatted generation?

And surfing the Huntington Beach pier...

Herzlich willkommen zu einer neuen Folge Prang & Haze. Es geht um Vasektomie, Erwachsene Menschen auf Longboards und den Klötenklopper! Also alles wie immer äußerst amüsant und ein bisschen ekelerregend!

No Dunks hit the beach to answer your questions! Topics include: Replacing the first round of the playoffs with a potential World Cup-style group stage, DeMar DeRozan's Hall of Fame case, whether the Kings should trade Buddy Hield, longboards, merchandising, JD's Sting encounter, foot hockey, and more.

Wir sprechen über das Fahren mit Longboards. Das sind die Vorgänger der Skateboards und es gibt sie mittlerweile auch mit Elektromotor!

Kaius und Mansi sprechen über Lyrik und Rammstein, sagen ihre Meinung zu den Onkelz und Kärbholz. Außerdem geht es ums Skaten auf normalen Boards und Longboards. Und jetzt kommt das Finale: Hanky Code! Schickt uns Eure Hanky Codes zu! kiltman@gmx.de oder podcast@manslayer.de

In the relatively young and short history of surfing evolution, let's say in the last 70 years, there has been so much done for surfboard design and innovation. In regards to longboards, this particular type of surfboard had gone away, generally speaking, and comeback for its revival, a resurrection of sorts. We have seen a strong longboard transition in design and surfing approach since its rebirth. In regards to design some would argue that "everything" has been done and tried for the long sleds, has it really?Michael Takayama, a man with deep surfing history connections due to the family that he was born to, shows up in an arena with an extensive cast of great shapers, surfers, legends of our sport and culture. This surfer blue collar family man, who has spent decades as a craftsman, specializing in tile flooring, had the initiative and vision of creating his own line of surfboards. His specialty being longboards, he incorporated what he learned from his Uncle Donald and blended some of his own concepts and ideas to produce a line of unique and special boards that as of late have been under the feet of some of the most exciting longboarders in the world, including World Champions!On this interview you will meet Michael! He talks sincerely and openly. Sharing some of his very personal anecdotes, experiences and surfboard knowledge.Enjoy!Topics discussed: The Team, Surfboard Design, The Takayama Family Tree, Donald, pro competitive longboarding and more.Sponsors:Fin-Jakuse code tupi20 for a 20% discount on this clever device.www.pelicansurfcraft.comLeashless BrewingOne of the Finest Beers in CA, and it's organic!585 E. Thompson BlvdVentura, CAVentura Surf ShopOne of the longest running surf shops in the world!William Dennis Surfboards, Wayne Rich, Roberts, Campbell Bros, Steve Brom and many more! Great selection of hard goods and merchandise.www.shopvss.com

caught up with my good buddy John Bailey a few weeks ago. It is coming up on the 20 year anniversary when I met John in a Sprint test lab. We became fast friends and have been so ever since. There aren’t many big moments in either of our lives where we haven’t been side-by-side and for that I am incredibly grateful. I’m really proud of John for the way he has made opportunities for himself as well as taken advantage of the opportunities that have been presented to him. When I look at John, I see a guy who has picked up tools at every stop along the way, learned how to use those tools, and is currently putting them all to work for his business - Longboards Wraps & Bowls. When John first joined his partner Gilbert, they got together on Longboards Liberty as restaurant #2 to the original Longboards on North Oak. That went well enough so they opened Longboards Mission… Fast forward to today, and there are 6 in the Kansas City area. John shares a lot of great information in here – most notably, how you know it is time to make the jump from your day job to your own business, the difference between running away and running to, and how to honestly make that assessment. Plus, he brought me food, so you can bet that he will be a frequent guest! If you are in the Kansas City area, do yourself a favor and visit one of their restaurants. Better yet, have them cater your next team lunch. You can also follow along for daily specials on Facebook and Twitter

Bikes, Longboards, Utes, Sharks. If it moves it gets talked about this week except for a brief interlude where the boys get into a deep discussion of hairstyles. Imagine Top Gear but with less punching people for cigarettes and more talk about hairstyles, that’s this week in a nutshell.  Talking points for this episode include:  - Bike vs Board - Weekend Utes - Ejector Seat Tips and Tricks - Sharks, Crocs, and Hippos Oh My!   Follow us! Twitter: @PintParty Instagram: @pint.party

Körperlich größtenteils unbeschädigt und psychisch in bester Verfassung versuchen die drei Trash-Koalas die Apokalypyse zu überleben: Mithilfe eines ganzen Zoos trotzen sie gemeinsam den größten Gefahren der Endzeit, darunter Longboards, der Wendler und botanisches Unwissen. Wie sie sich vor den stand-up-paddelnden Zombies schützen und welches Spiel sie in ihren letzten Tagen noch zocken würden, erfahrt ihr hinter Tor 3. Und wenn euch Paviane das Gesicht abfressen, habt ihr's nicht anders verdient!

Johnny Borbone shapes boards sourced from his background in robotic engineering and Formula 1 stock car racing. The Belmar, NJ shaper dances on the edge of art and science as he applies his expertise in fluid dynamics with love of the long board. We talk about vanguard designs like his reactive flex rail inspired by a Horatio Pagani sports car. Johnny also challenges how the industry rates and understands board performance, responding with his own scientific methods to test and design an optimal glider. He also shares with us the crash at a Slope Side snowboard comp which nearly killed him.

Tom F and Alex gather around a velvet plinth, sip beer, and discuss vikings and hitmen. Featured: Skin Deep: Brendon Chung’s Die Hard in space. Bad North: defend tiny islands from vikings. Hitman 2 (2018): Tom’s liking it more now, play his Contract. Race for the Galaxy: an empire building card game where the strategies [...]

This episode I catch up with Jeffery Vyain of Pantheon Longboards at the foot of the Colorado mountains. We chat about his product line up, and the emotion behind moving some production to China. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hopkin/message

This episode I catch up with Jeffery Vyain of Pantheon Longboards at the foot of the Colorado mountains. We chat about his product line up, and the emotion behind moving some production to China. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hopkin/message

Happy things and hot Rods: in this episode of the Smorgasboarder Podcast we talk with legendary surfboard shaper and former champion surfer Mark Rabbidge about nothing to do with surfboards… well a little maybe, but mainly his passion for doing up old cars and making them go fast. We also find out why tackling auto electronics when your colour blind can be hazardous.Links at https://smorgasboarder.com.au/a-chat-with-mark-rabbidge/

Van Days Österreich | Zum erste Mal fanden die VAN DAYS in Österreich, genauer gesagt in der Südsteiermark. Einer wunderschönen Weinregion im Südosten des Landes. In der heutigen Podcastfolge spreche ich mit Ali und Felix, den Veranstaltern der Van Days Österreich. Felix veranstaltet selbst oft Veranstaltungen, aber normalerweise im Skateboard Downhill Bereich (BigMountainSkate) und Ali war angestellt bei Easygoinc., einer Marke die anfänglich Longboards hergestellt haben. „Lass dich nicht unterkriegen, sei frech und wild und wunderbar!“ - Astrid Lindgren - Die beiden verraten Insights von der Zeit vor den Van Days Österreich, aber vor allem auch Insights aus der Zeit auf dem Treffen. Wie sind sie auf die Idee gekommen, was hat ihnen gefallen und was ist nicht so gut gelaufen! Und ganz wichtig: wird es die Van Days Österreich wieder geben? Ich wünsche dir ganz viel Spaß bei dieser Folge und ich hoffe wir sehen uns im nächsten Jahr, denn wenn nicht, dann wird die Österreichische Van-Polizei kommen und dich abholen! ;)

Was haben Longboards mit Pizza zu tun und warum ist die Lebensqualität in Stralsund höher als in München oder Hamburg? Marius Drüding kommt ursprünglich aus Hamburg und lebt seit 2009 in Stralsund. Der Absolvent der Hochschule Stralsund gründete gemeinsam mit seinem Geschäftspartner Frank Mersmann 2014 die Firma Treibholz Boards. Hier produzieren sie handgemacht Boards und Mode. Neben der täglichen Arbeit in der Werkstatt engagiert sich Marius auch kulturell in Stralsund. Als Teilnehmer am Projekt KÜSTENKOSMOZ verfolgt Marius Drüding die Vision, junge Leute und deren Kultur in die bestehenden oder neue Feste der Stadt einzubringen. Wir sprechen gemeinsam über die Lebensqualität in Stralsund und wie die Altstadt durch gezielte Veränderungen aufgewertet werden könnte.

Jeff Smith and Tad Campagna are the Co-Owners of Local 5 Longboards in Slippery Rock, PA.  We interviewed Jeff Smith for the FitLabPGH Podcast.  Jeff has spent his entire professional career leading trips and educating people about outdoor adventure recreation/education. … Continue reading →

Unterwegs auf Longboards – Immer mehr Menschen düsen auf Longboards durch die Straßen. Doch wer hatte eigentlich die Idee für das Fortbewegungsmittel und wie wird es hergestellt? Die Antwort findet das Maus-Team in einer ganz besonderen Rollbrett-Werkstatt.

Anh-ton and Anthony are first year fellows at Genentech in Clin Ops and Regulatory. Listen in to hear about their totally tubular experience as fellows based in California! Music Credit: Scott Holmes - Rad Adventure

Hallo ihr Lieben, heute haben wir ein super interessantes Interview mit Lars von www.schier-boards.com! Lars und Daniel haben sich mit einer kleinen Schmiede für custommade Wakeboards, Kiteboards, Longboards und Snowboards selbstständig gemacht. Seit 2012 tüfteln sie an der optimalen Bauart, Shape und quasi den Zutaten für ein echtes Schier-Board! Lars nimmt uns mit auf die Reise zu den Anfängen, die tatsächlich ganz klassisch in der Garage begonnen. Im ersten Teil des Interviews plaudern wir daher viel über Boards, Carbon, die Bauweise und die Marke Schier. Ab Minute 18 kommen wir von den Boards zum Business und Lars teilt noch seine Erfahrungen, Tipps und Learnings aus seiner Arbeit als nebenberuflicher Selbstständiger :) Außerdem unterhalten wir uns über Gründungen im Team, was den Anfang so schwer macht und warum wir viele schlaflose Nächte verbringen. Jedoch aus einem anderen Grund als man nun vielleicht denkt... :) Hört rein und schreibt uns, wenn ihr Fragen habt! Wenn es dir gefallen hat, dann schreibe uns doch bitte eine kurze fixe Bewertung auf iTunes und abonniere die Show! DANKE iTunes: http://apple.co/2gGjpVW Stitcher: http://bit.ly/2yqpAHn Blog: http://surflifebalance.de/3-lars-von-schier-boards-ueber-boardbau-von-der-garage-zur-manufaktur-und-gruenderspirit/ -----------------------------------------KAPITEL----------------------------------------------------------- 00:01:40 Wie kommt man dazu Boards zu bauen? -> Lars erzählt von der Schnapsidee, die zu Schier-Boards führte 00:03:30 Wo wird das produziert und was ist das Besondere an Custommade Boards? 00:05:10 Von der Garage zur eigenen Manufaktur 00:06:15 Nun geht es ums Carbon! Interessant für alle Boardfahrer 00:07:30 Der Bauprozess eines Boards und Preis für ein designtes Board 00:11:48 TEASER: ein eigenes SURFLIFEBALANCE BOARD 00:13:30 ein bisschen Fachwissen muss auch sein: daher erfahrt ihr in dem Abschnitt mehr über das Vakuumverfahren 00:15:10 Service, Qualität und Kundenkontakt als Erfolgsfaktoren ———————————— Nun kommen wir von den Boards zum Business 00:17:57 Wie bekommt man Job und Selbstständigkeit unter einen Hut? 00:19:30 Besondere Rituale/Routinen 00:20:30 Social Media Tools und Arbeit 00:22:50 Aus dem Nichts gründen, Wissen selbst aneignen. Wie kommt man von der Idee zur Umsetzung? 00:25:20 Schwierigkeiten 00:27:40 Gründerspirit, Rückhalt von Familie und Freunden, Gründen im Team 00:32:19 Am Anfang muss man nicht direkt alles auslagern 00:34:11 Das Problem ist eher, dass die Ideen nicht ausgehen :D daher immer dran denken: FOKUS 00:39:36 Der erste Schritt ist der Schwerste, weil man die Perfektion über Bord werfen muss 00:42:10 Spaß und Freude soll es machen! 00:43:11 Board kaufen, leihen, Testevents 00:46:40 Organisation, Tools, Ideenboards Grüße gehen raus!!!!

Kevin and Aaron Higgins are cousins, business partners in four successful companies, and as their customers describe them, they're two "rigid, get-it-done dudes." With a wealth of international, cross-disciplinary experience, Kevin and Aaron share their story of teaming up to create four ventures over the last decade. Nu Fangled Images can digitize your VHS home movies. FTown Longboards is the number one skate shop in Arkansas. Orion Global Partners is their sourcing and logistics execution company. Guerrila Film Fare is one to keep an eye on at film festivals in the coming months. You can find them on the Fayetteville Square at 101 W. Mountain St. #200 Fayetteville, AR 72701 or say hello on the web: @NuFangledImages @FTownLongboards @GuerrilaFilmFare Don't miss a single episode of the Startup Junkies Podcast. Be sure and “Subscribe” to us on the Podcasts app, as well as follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @startup_junkie Read more at http://startupjunkie.libsyn.com/#RMy8MpXHr5sm7d1x.99 Hosts: Jeff@startupjunkieconsulting.com Michael@startupjunkieconsulting.com

You've enjoyed the tapas at Phlight! You've drooled over the meatball sub at The Deli Up! Now get ready to listen as Jessie the Architect and Remo the Realtor interview Jay & Nikomi Arroyo, Whittier's influential restauranteurs, about thei rlove of food, the business, and sweet old Whittier! PhlightInstagramFacebookYelp! 6724 Bright Ave.Whittier, CA 90601(562)789-0578 The Deli UpInstagramFacebookYelp!Website 7701 Painter Ave.Whittier, CA 90602(562)632-1111 Social Media: What's Up WhittierFacebookInstagramTwitterEmail: whatsupwhittierpod@gmail.com   Remo the RealtorFacebookInstagramWebsite   Jessie the ArchitectFacebookInstagramWebsite  Producer ChristineFacebookInstagramWebsite  Community Corkboard: Whittier Farmer’s MarketWhat: Farmer’s MarketWhen: Every Friday 8 am- 1 pmWhere: Corner of Philadelphia & Bright   Concerts in the ParkWhen: Monday, July 10- Woodie & the Longboards at 7pmWhere: Central Park, corner of Friends & Bailey in UptownWhen: Thursday, July 13- Hard Days Night at 7pmWhere:Parnell Park, corner of Lambert and ScottMore Info: The event is free! Support local vendors at the concert! Shop the Runway's 3rd Year AnniversaryWhen: Saturday, July 15Where: 6704 Greenleaf Ave, Whittier, CA 90601Check out their instagram @shoptherunway for more information! Walk & RollWhat: The City of Whittier and Metro LA are sponsoring Walk & RollWhen: July 16Where: Marvista, through Uptown, and the Greenway trailWe invite people of all ages and abilities to come out for a bike ride, a jog, a stroll or just to have fun! Walk and Roll! Is free - just bring your smiles! Hungry in Whittier LuauWhen: July 21 at 7pmWhere: The Knotted Apron Head on over to hungryinwhitter.com to get your ticket today! https://hungryinwhittier.com/products/luau-party    

This week Remo the Realtor and Jessie the Architect sat down with RObert Arellanes, co founder of LEARN. They talk about the education system, his experience in education, and how the Rio Hondo Education Conservance came to be. L.E.A.R.N.7200 Greenleaf Ave, Suite 300Whittier, CA 90601 (562) 945-0150 Donate!! Emmy Doo's13102 Philadelphia St, Whittier, CA 90601Hours:2–9PM Phone: (562) 696-5500 Social Media: What's Up WhittierFacebookInstagramTwitterEmail: whatsupwhittierpod@gmail.com   Remo the RealtorFacebookInstagramWebsite   Jessie the ArchitectFacebookInstagramWebsite  Producer ChristineFacebookInstagramWebsite  Community Corkboard: Whittier Farmer’s MarketWhat: Farmer’s MarketWhen: Every Friday 8 am- 1 pmWhere: Corner of Philadelphia & Bright   Concerts in the ParkWhen: Monday, July 10- Woodie & the Longboards at 7pmWhere: Central Park, corner of Friends & Bailey in UptownWhen: Thursday, July 13- Hard Days Night at 7pmWhere:Parnell Park, corner of Lambert and ScottMore Info: The event is free! Support local vendors at the concert! Shop the Runway's 3rd Year AnniversaryWhen: Saturday, July 15Where: 6704 Greenleaf Ave, Whittier, CA 90601Check out their instagram @shoptherunway for more information! Walk & RollWhat: The City of Whittier and Metro LA are sponsoring Walk & RollWhen: July 16Where: Marvista, through Uptown, and the Greenway trailWe invite people of all ages and abilities to come out for a bike ride, a jog, a stroll or just to have fun! Walk and Roll! Is free - just bring your smiles! Hungry in Whittier LuauWhen: July 21 at 7pmWhere: The Knotted Apron Head on over to hungryinwhitter.com to get your ticket today! https://hungryinwhittier.com/products/luau-party    

Hello Whittierites! This week, Jessie the Architect & Remo the Realtor interview Attorney Steven Ibarra about his 10 year law career, how he decided to start his own practice, and his passion for music.   Law Offices of Steven Ibarra6518 Greenleaf AVe.Whittier, CA 90601(562) 735-0828 WebsiteReal testimonials on Yelp! Social Media: What's Up WhittierFacebookInstagramTwitterEmail: whatsupwhittierpod@gmail.com   Remo the RealtorFacebookInstagramWebsite   Jessie the ArchitectFacebookInstagramWebsite  Producer ChristineFacebookInstagramWebsite  Community Corkboard: Whittier Farmer’s MarketWhat: Farmer’s MarketWhen: Every Friday 8 am- 1 pmWhere: Corner of Philadelphia & Bright    Concerts in the ParkWhen: Thursday, July 6- Smooth Santana at 7pmWhere:Parnell Park, corner of Lambert and ScottWhen: Monday, July 10- Woodie & the Longboards at 7pmWhere: Central Park, corner of Friends & Bailey in UptownMore Info: The event is free! Support local vendors at the concert! Whittier's Firework Spectacular!When: Tuesday, July 4Where: York Field, corner of Santa Fe Springs Rd and Slauson Ave.More Info: Children are free and adults are $5 Frida Kahlo Art Exhibition y Fiesta!When: Saturday, July 8 from 5pm-9pmWhere: Casita del Pueblo, 13100 Philadelphia St.More Info: There will be art, music, prizes, Vendors, Face Painters, Frida Look Alike contest and more!

Episode 286: News Quiz for Andrew, Fidget Spinners, Longboards.

In this episode I get to talk with U.S. Navy Veteran and the founder of KOTA Longboards Mr. Michael Maloney.  Mike shares his stay as a Navy F-14 Tomcat Pilot and graduate of the Navy's TOP GUN school to his time spent for a few companies in change of several projects to where he is now and how he started KOTA Longboards! Mike goes into how the company name KOTA came to be and he also makes a BIG announcement!  What to know what it is? Listen to the show!   Everyone should own one of these masterpieces, from the beauty of its looks to the smooth ride, KOTA longboards are sure to put a smile on your face.     KOTA actively supports veterans groups such as the Navy SEAL Foundation, Danny Dietz Leadership & Training Institute, the Wounded Warrior Project, Little Warriors: A Brian Bill Project and many others. Their intention is to show appreciation for the service and sacrifices of our warriors in every way they can.  https://www.kotalongboards.com/  

In Folge 033 spreche ich mit Tony Günther wie sie ihren Antrieb für Skate- und Longboards, mit dem man bis zu 40 km/h schnell wird, vermarkten. Du lernst warum ihr 300T € Kickstarter Crowdfunding trotzdem ein Flop war und was sie während der Kampagne richtig und falsch gemacht haben. Außerdem sprechen wir darüber wie sie es geschafft haben innerhalb kürzester Zeit eine Email Liste von 10T Abonnenten aufzubauen und wie man als das Hardware Startup die richtigen Investoren findet. Show Notes: 00:38 - Vorstellung von Tony Günther und Mellow Boards 02:32 - Der Hintergrund zu Mellow Boards und der Gründungsstory 06:11 - Die Story zu ihrem 300T € Kickstarter Crowdfunding 07:57 - Welche Kanäle sie genutzt haben um Traffic auf ihre Kampagne zu bekommen 12:41 - Wie sie in die Medien gekommen sind 14:54 - Warum gekaufte Presseverteiler Schrott sind 19:41 - Wie sie den Kickstarter Traffic auf ihre Webseite bekommen haben 22:24 - Wie sie aus dem Traffic Newsletter Abonennten gewinnen 23:39 - Wie sie auf 10T Newsletter Abonennten gekommen sind 24:44 - Warum kontinuierliches Testen wichtig ist 25:43 - Wie sie Social Media für die Markenbekanntschaft nutzen 27:51 - Über ihre Funding Strategie 32:39 - Wo man mehr Infos zu Mellow Boards bekommt 34:06 - Was Tony anders machen, wenn er nochmal neu starten könnte 34:59 - Tonys Startup Curriculum für angehende Gründer 36:18 - Tonys Buchempfehlung 37:31 - Mellow Boards Tool Setup 39:32 - Tonys Aufruf für die Zuhörer   Mehr Infos: Mellow Boards Webseite   Buchempfehlungen: Buch von Simon Sinek: Start with Why Ted Talk von Simon Sinek Ben Horowitz: The hard things about hard things   Tool Setup: CRM: close.io Email Marketing: Mailchimp Analytics: Google Analytics Customer Insights, Customer Journey: Lucky Orange

1. Los Freneticos - Bamboo (Argentina, 2015) 2. yé-yé Surfer Joe - Made in France (Italia, 2015) 3. Terremotor - Dakota (Brasil, 2015) 4. Los Oxidados - Planetas Cosmos (México, 2014) 5. The Longboards - 101 Octane (España, 2013) 6. The Charades - Music To Watch Girls (Finlandia, 2016) 7. Los Sinners - Rebelde Radiactivo (México, 1965) 8. The Phantom Dragsters - Galaxy Quest (España, 2016) 9. Hattori Hanzo Surf Experience - Mermaid (España, 2014) 10 Los Atascados - Le Llaman Maicol Nait (México, 2014) 11 The Beach Boys - I Can Hear Music (USA, 1968) 12 Said The Ripper - Ricky The Gambler (USA, 2016) 13 Os Cardosos - Heartbeat (Portugal, 2016) 14 The Astronauts - Hot Doggin' (USA, 1965) 15 The Space Cossacks - The Apes Of Wrath (USA, 2000) 16 Messer Chups - Cheap Holidays On The Moon (Rusia, 2015) 17 Messer Chups - Difficult Love (Rusia, 2002) 18 Satan's Pilgrims - Spanish Head (USA, 1997) 19 Frost, Max & The Troopers - Shape Of Things To Come (USA, 1968)

I veckans avsnitt av Bögministeriet penetrerar Robin, Johan och Mårten skamlöst skrytsamma statusuppdateringar, förundras över hur mycket en longboard kan provocera och tipsar och gurkor & bananer plus en himla massa annat smaskens. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Die 51. Ausgabe von Hitmist Germany, heute mit dem freshen Morning-Benny und Verkehrsbuhmuckl, Relive Radio, Soundmaschinenkauf, Kazoo-Training, Nasenflöte, hupfer und schnüssli, Bauchnabelflusenfamilie, hipsterhaftem Nerdeinstieg, surfenden Burgfräulein, Bären auf Longboards, "abgekartet" vs. "abgekatert", aus Tüten schlüpfenden Bären, Burgschlunten und Eichenzungen, Honeybee Cocktail, Schlammboarding, fehlenden Rezeptoren und brennenden Hunden, Haribo-Maschinen, zähen Krähenbeinen, ungepimpten Prinzessinnen, Jan Delay als gestiefeltem Kater, Hechel-Heuchlern, Katzen in Flipflops, Rotwein-Götterpudding, alternativen Aggregatzuständen, federnden Helikopter-Starts, Eber-Anstiftung, Ruth-Tine und Vielem mehr. Wie immer: Viel Spaß beim Hören. Diesmal: Blurred Lines von Robin Thicke