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“El Machina Caballero” Wait, you're married to Catherine Heinowitz? I was. Like THE Heinowitz? As in Rebecca Heinowitz? —Katie Heinowitz! YES. Like the guys who made Church Factory! You're a Sasquatch. I know. All the TV people are smaller in person In one way or another— Live or behind the scenes Believe me The tv people need you Just as much as You need your TV Please believe me Everything is not what it seems to be As Seen on TV [The Tv People Theme Song] Yes. What is WRONG with you? Something. Marc Shultz? I fucking guess. You're Jewish? If I wasn't before, I am now! You can't be serious. All I see And all I am Is you and I Inside The Eye ___ This is mescaline. Okay. I take this when I get too—(he spins his finger) spun around, wound up. I get that. You want to go with me? No, but I'll watch over you, at least. That's all I ask. Patrick and Esha under the guidance and guise of the eye are best friends, have become bound by blood in such a sacred oath that one does not function without the other, and although moving without restraint or restriction independently, grow magnetically and enigmatically together by force of nature, as we learn to understand that the connection precedes the bond by which the sacred oath has bound them, and also is… Also is what! Goddamn! Idk, lost my train of thought. The irony of irony, is that Patrick tends to get away with his bizarre and off the wire behavior, because he is surrounded by people who love him for his talent and open heart— his downfall often being that the only person who doesn't love Patrick, is himself. 1-888-788-0099. You know what DNA stands for? Do not attempt to talk to me when I'm fasting. I'm not in my body, almost at all. Trying to get God to talk in English is like, A task, Do not attempt. I don't know what channel you're on. Ah, the dreads. The olden ones seem to have known I was coming. More coffee. No, no coffee. Breakfast is— No, I need you fasting for this. For what. Come on. That's not my God. You know what. I know that. Your God is money. Go back to California! I WISH, if I could have an apartment like this in California, I would have been gone, however There is a lot of love in New York. That's the reason it's still standing up. When is this? I don't know. Couldn't have gone too far back, you know— I was still at least 3 days in And three days out, And completely full of shit, Which must mean I'm WHERE'S JIMMY FALLON. I'm Jimmy Fallon. No, the REAL Jimmy Fallon. Go, quickly. Yes, sire! You know, I'll scratch your eyes out. That might take a long time; I have eyes all over this city. Uh, line? Come, ishii, and Quickly. How did I spell that again? One way, or another, All the series are going to collide with all the series, At some point! Listen, Emmitt… Yes. I'm going to need you to explain this experiment to me.,,very—simply. It is simple! You know this! I know this trick! Follow me. I need a safety. I'm oooh, shiny! Whatever. Come on. This is FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP FUCKED UP TRUMP CITY, USA Just fucking kill me. SETH. Rogen, or Myers? Both of you. What? Really? Yes. Okay. GO, So you know all this to be true, right? Yes. Correct, So if you know that, Then you know I'm not the real Jimmy Fallon… Exactly. I trusted you! Trusted me for WHAT. Not to LOOK. Look. No. Look at me. NO. Oh good, the piano bar. I told you she was gay. I'm not gay, I'm just. Please, just one drink with me. NO, Satan, Jesus. Okay, Jesus, relax. Quit saying your own name. I OWN YOU. You are my SLAVE. Okay. That's…. That's not okay! You killed my boss! Is this like a 3D thank you card, or something? He writes my checks! Did you check his pockets? Severance pay, maybe. How many days is this fasting? I don't know, maybe like 1, 2 Two days? I can do that. Three hundred and 80 MESSAGES. Hey, this is— BEEEEEEP. Messages erased! Hey! What the fuck! You can't have these things, Jimmy! That's just my stage name! Listen to me Was it Connie?! I hope it was Connie! JUST—SHUT UP. Come with me. Why r u following me?! GARY! GARY! SAVE ME! Okay, this is strange, but the subtle SpongeBob references in this series Now make everything crazy. If I kill myself today, you know, he wins at everything. Why would I kill myself on my wedding anniversary. Why would you kill yourself on my birthday. Cause, Plus One, Because, Johnny, I loved you— And I never told you that. Actions speak louder than words. Way, way louder. This is a class action lawsuit from 96 celebrities. What are you suing me for?! Nothing?! MY CORNBREAD RECIPE?! SERIOUSLY?! Who the fuck is driving this thing? It's not me, actually. You should ask the conductor— I'm just having an out of body experience. Okay, that cop did look like Dillon Francis. I thought Dillon Francis was Satan. I thought so too, but then— NICOLAS?! AHAHAHAH. Oh no! He's taken another hostage. Yep. Poor thing! NICKELODEON WOULD YOU DO THIS. Uhhhh—- maybe DOUBLE DARE. FUCK, MAN! Okay, whose driving?! Satan, take the wheel for a second. Okee. *instantly crashes* Instant death! Instant infinity— Dammit. I'm telling you, god is actually winning this thing. WHERE IS HE?! Jim, get out of New York City, Take your family, Take everything with you. Okay. I'm— Wait WHAT. What did you just say?! Nothing, I'll kill you, you know. GOOD. Hello? This is the Illuminati speaking. Okay. Meet me at. What is this, I don't know. The Heineken factory?! I'll give you $36 dollars, every time you say. Why are you doing this? I don't know: That's right! You don't know! Are the eyes in yet? Not yet. Are the headmasters here? Almost. Great. This is going to be a great project— I CANT DYSFUNCTION. Don't you mean. You can't “function “ Well— Yes, and no— It's just MY EYEs! MY EYES DONT WORK. But it's amazing, it's almost as if— You know what. I like these traits. I'm keeping them. NO, LET ME GO. No, little man. Stay in the box, like you're supposed to— Oh and— NO, DONT SHUT ME— imm not shutting you off. I'm just turning the volume—doooown.. No, wait— (But quiet) Ya. I also wish I was white. YUCK. What am I doing like this? Idk. Kill yourself. Right? I wish. BLACK IS BEAUUUUUTIFUL. Yeah. It is. But— Look, don't— Avoid these creatures. Hey baby! wtf is he saying. Idk. I think he speaks English. Switch to English. Uhhh, who am I again. The band made her smile, But the dancer made her laugh. She liked the band; But the dancer made her laugh The band made her happy, But the dancer made her laugh I don't follow a man, unless— The music, yes. Follow that. He's got my heart in his hand And she's got the world in her eyes And he's got his hands on my heart The sermon of sorts, The rock and the kite THE FOURTH REIGHT HAS RISEN! THE SOUTH WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIZE OH SHIT, I almost forgot this guy WILL FERAL. lol. That actually happened. You shouldn't fast like this City sickness, city sickness Perhaps you should move to Ohio, dear matron, if all you can say is Words with hatred When I loved you in the first place. Hey, Satan. But I just couldn't take it The white devil had his day in my Spiritual Parisian The nuptial edits. The wedding band, Remote controls and Architects Sages and pages of Architects Art directors, Casting agents And I just can't handle it I just need managers Booking, Writing books And keeping close tabs On their dialects Who dialed you in God 9/11 Who dialed you in on 420 The devil himself And my mom must have warned them She warned them with Fireball A cannon Never had a Catastrophe You summoned her, didn't you?! WHO? Which— My MOM! No, MAYA, actually no! You did! You I did not Look, SEYONCE wants you to dance with her. Dance? I can't. That is tragic. He's a GOD, I tell you that! Did I tell you that?! Now, fist bump the trash can. Nah. Dammit. Fuck, man. Yes, I win! That one scene where Patrick sells all of esha's guitsrs— You sold all my stuff?! What is that, anyway?l Liked”, a shrine!!?! What?! Fuck you! —fuck you. I'm a collector! Well, guess what?! Now you're a contributor— What?! You want your precious, fuckin— It's a collection Yeah, well your collection is sitting in an exhibit at your favorite musical in Manhattan How would you know what's my favorite— —let's just say I guessed — Fantastic. you— I donated them. You what— You don't have to thank me, either— One day, that museum will be honored and redededicsted entirely in your namesake I fucking hate you, How would you even know these things. Somethings you've yet to see, But I've seen them, and believe me The Eye is Aching for it For what? The tears in his eyes have turned into l glowing halos, and the whole world becomes something other than what it was, the office, fading into what seems to be a single soundstagec and as the halos in his eyes begin to transform into other worlds, the present becomes the past, as he has been altered—to becom The One; the original Predecessor of The Eye. I don't— What show is this? I don't know. [The Festival Project] …did you dream last night, Esha? …what do you mean? Did you dream? I did dream of him, Last night Two dreams I dreamed A weeklong song, I sung An aching heart I woke with I KNEW THERE WAS HONEY IN THIS. —just—hold onto this for a minute, would you? Sure, I— Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa So that's where I left it. Hm. THE VEGAN VERSION USES AGAVE AND ROASTED— shhhhhh. This is my recipe now. My secret recipe. Don't spoil it. Sh! OH, ROASTED— ssh! I'm shook. Oh look. There he is again. Fuck!, dude how did you do this?! I don't know! Run! SHOOT HIM. what. Just— Shoot him. I got the gangstas With the pizzas YEET. No, try something else. What, you don't like this one? No, it's not- I YEETS THE PIZZA I EATS THE PIZZA Oh, apparently they were Lizzing at this shit yesterday. For WHAT purpose. That's not funny. Remember: Comedy is always tragic— What. What's this. Oh, that is funny, When it isn't you. It's true. It did seem my baby at one point had a death wish. Oh, look, Yay. Go baby! You're doin it! Woo! Now watch this: [baby attempts to run into oncoming traffic ] Mommy NOOOO! Haha. I remember those days. My baby fever is out of control. LOOK AT HIM W0000000W LOOK AT THESE JEANS YUM. LOOK AT THESE hair, he has nice hair. Try not to scare her: AH. Fuck. Yikes. Okay, I can't see again, which means. I'M BLIND! She took— MY EYEBALLS. Here, use mine. Thanks, uhh— Satan. Oh, thanks Sa— Wait. But my friends and fans call me SKRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL THATS THE X! What?! THATS YOUR X?! NO. WELL, yes, but THATS “THE X” Aw, man. What the fuck, God. I swear, an extra small And I'm still too fat Let's go to McDonald's I LOVE MCDONALDS OH. Hey. Oh, I remember this it's EXIT NO EXIT NOW, before my *before my life gets hacked. lol fuck these fags. Seriously, it's like Well, I'm on my own time NY YOURE ON MY TIME YOURE ON CITY TIME YEh, exactly. This is NO, THIS IS MY TIME always let the white girls go ahead of you; They're trying to be angrily mean and flamboyant, but trust this; She's going to tell you how rough the waters are by taking the journey before you And though she will not show it Maybe ever She loves you As her sister As a woman Okay, you little black bitch Am I little now, the other day I was FAT 8mm I'm gonna kill you. Great, my life is ruined. Ok. I just want like Cereal Some English muffins Like, Oatmeal, Quinoa, I don't care Whatever This ruins you, you know. That's ok. I'd rather be killed by every white girl in the Illuminati, than by my ex husband again. Seriously, is this not torture to you? It is, it's just This is MY magic. That's the—that's the white devil, it's pretty much, I told you this lol I love New York This white girl— I actually liked her She was a bag lady, Uptown, You could tell she was just-/ Stuck in this fucked up world too long, Cause I smiled at her, Cause I liked her Crackheadedness, I guess But you could tell she wasn't on crack Cause she didn't have the crack swagger You know, the— *crack swaggers* That shit. And she was just like Cracked. Probably cause she lived uptown. I personally prefer anything below. 80th She was somewhere like, Above 96th, And I was just like— Lost, with no phone, on God Mode like Well, my eyes don't work and I no longer speak proper English, I'm some kind of bird, I guess And I'm lost as fuck Taking the extra long way home because, I was literally trying to go One fucking place On what is literally the worst day in history: 4/20 Not only because it was Hitler birthday, Or because everyone is now smoking like government funded weed, Which could never be a good thing— But because the only train, Or one of the only train lines That goes directly from this one place to my house Was just— magically “Out” that day Cause, you know— New York City. And this lady gets on the train, Just fucking rambling, And I laughed— Actually out loud, Because, I left my house at like 10 in the morning And I didn't get back until almost midnight, Just trying to get to this one place and like— Couldn't. Or, actually by the time I did I was just— So fucking hungry That everything around me Was some kind of Something I made up Or was working on writing— This also happens when I'm fasting Everything just turns in to [the festival project] Which I thought Nobody else in the world even knew or cared about except for God And the aliens that have been writing it— Which is usually Come on. Where are we going? “Staples” EXT. ONE WORLD TRADE CENTER. DAY AWTF NO. They put his NAME on a BUS. Why would they do THAT?! If you're a whole bus, Then I must be the motor… Satan is my motor His name on a building— Oh hell no. This is the wrong place and time Something is wrong! NO. FUCK THAT GUY FUCK THIS DAY. Just — Dissociate! Dissociate! Uhhh—- I gotta go back in time and stop myself from getting married. Why?! Cause! Everything is his now. We like him better than you. NOOOOOO. KILL YOURSELF THEN. I tried. I was like “Look, Ali” He was like: “Over here” Oh. EXT. ST PAUL'S CEMETARY, DAY. Where you going? Idk. What is that sound. Idk. ELON ALIAS? Uhh__ I don't have an alias for you, son, I'm sorry. You're just ELON MUSK ELON! ELON! Oh, my—christs, what's happened to you? I don't know! My eyes! My eyes! Mmmmm. Rye bread sounds fucking awesome right now. Tight. *sniffs* Tight. Tight. WHOOPDEWOO. Yep. You know—WHOOPDEWOO. WHOOPDE— WHOOPI. What the FUCK. WHAT. I was. Well. That's good. What. I don't know what I'm looking at but I'm starting to like these eyes. What! Whose eyes are these?? Idk. But once I found out I was using Satan's— WAIT, like, the DEVIL?! Yes, Jason Sudakis. yes. You can come. Where are we going?! To get alcohol poisoning. There is a song Kissing the barrel of a gun Protect the land, they sing However, It is he that banishes The truth from nature The apocalypse has been upon us Since the collapse of these mighty towers The collapse of the mighty dollar I'ma still Riding MY BICI— BLAM! AHHHHH! You shot me! I'm sorry son! I thought you were black! I am— Kinda— Or was. *dies melodramatically* NOOOOOOOO! We shot one of our own! —Kinda… Fuck man, I'm gonna get so fired for this. Or like, at least laid off… Well, let's just hope it's a paid leave! [two racist cops— Ahem— Decide rather than going to jail, they will just shoot anybody who comes to the scene of the crime Damn, this gets levels Cause —to summarize, eventually the standoff ends, And when they get to heaven The kid they shit is God(s) “God The Judge” Welcome to my world The only law of the land, is There is no law Bound by the law, Is the land you've let behind All for the better The lost souls They know not to harm one another From the suffering, It's up they come From whence there on, We rise up Leave them in the dust From behind Let's to suffer under us Suffer under us You know what I want? A malotov cocktail For all of the tales I have yet to tell And I never will Cause you've lost my trust There's none of us left you know Where we left you The world we left to suffer under us Serivice, you servitor I see it in your eyes I am in another realm So high above you That you can't deny my diety You can deny my animal My wild side My life inside my life inside my DIE! —just die already Trust me, I'm trying. I'm just a horse I, Race—- —Course These nigga is racist These bitches is heated Cause she see I need him It's all DJs on walls Broken mirrors And broken bottle Alcoholics Mescaline And city sickness [Esha's addictions resurface, Patrick's use peaks at its all time high— ] She ravages the grocery store in search of comfort foods— Patrick is arrested after destroying an entire Liquor store I just had to Run a Madonna Why you thinking about my husband— at all!? I wish I knew, madam I wish I knew the answer I just had to Suffer through An album called Forgiveness I got get this I don't have nothin But suffering to do And I've already done that so, Shut up I couldn't have ever fathomed A cannon so handsom I have a bazooka Bubblegum It matches you cannon See, That's how far up I am— Fall back That be Of course not That's his father, Don't you know? I had to ask, Have you passed on, sir? And if you have— How is your son? That's my hat, though I only know them Once they become broken No promises though On the whole order of it See how far This is my home This is my temple You are my archer, Who holds now and arrows These are my horses These are my stables Run, rabbit, run For I am not stable Run, rabbit, run, rabbit Sit at my table All hail the archer King James, your majesty I called you Saint, Because, This is my masterpiece This is my hand, And this, is my label Come archer Come one and all Sit at my table I called you Saint Because I am unstable I painted this picture, Come sit at my table A land made of glass, And the casket, the cradle I made you up, because I became able to Ableton I only hate you Cause I can't have you I'd only date you If it weren't random Damn, this is tragic Taking my hand like that Showing me magic I'm not taking it back; You're a maniac, man And imm mad at you— Handsome professional Dads have it best I guess father know best And she's perfect The family is golden Her aura was always my horrible An honor it was To serve, you, sire The patriarch Of such a remarkable War with us The hers, and the girls Vursus, Woman lust over what are overuses are Sure enough Assuredly a certain Azure after all, is coming up I'm coming off this fast, man But to be grandfathered into The master craft By the madmen of Manhattan Is Damn. I was hungry. Well DUH. Just shut up and run, would you Shouldn't have uttered it Once is a curse, It's enough Just to be as unloved as I ever was But this one is fucking up my consciousness Of all the award I never won And everyone around Is the mother of his sons But, Where does that come from? The comfort was torn from her heart, Where she left it, On the alter, Still bleeding And his heart never beats for her Evil, she thinks If the keeper of the keys She had bathed/ Or had mated with— But she sees this: “Stamatina” And know there's some Jesus In this Genius And the trickery That just may be as fatal As Mother Nature In his genes, The super creeps and creperies Another demolished apostle For falling in love, She collects, of cours Albums as tokens In the exchanges, she lays all her eggs The jogs toning her legs for the right one, And all out of protein She gobbles the apples and ashes, Ambidextrous Dexters watching all this as the butcher of Some harbor Stuck in New York, New story, With the same old habits All this was a tragic And unhappy accident As cellibacy creeps up In the form of Some imaginative masturbation Fascinated with the fashion And architecture of summon city A portal gun, One dollar bill Some pills Some fuckin remedy for Whoever that shapeshifter Posing as Jimmy Fallon Actually is Cause none of this Can never And never did happen And. When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light— You know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's— LORNE MICHAELS (ME) Uh oh. —and I don't know how you did this, but— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

“El Machina Caballero” Wait, you're married to Catherine Heinowitz? I was. Like THE Heinowitz? As in Rebecca Heinowitz? —Katie Heinowitz! YES. Like the guys who made Church Factory! You're a Sasquatch. I know. All the TV people are smaller in person In one way or another— Live or behind the scenes Believe me The tv people need you Just as much as You need your TV Please believe me Everything is not what it seems to be As Seen on TV [The Tv People Theme Song] Yes. What is WRONG with you? Something. Marc Shultz? I fucking guess. You're Jewish? If I wasn't before, I am now! You can't be serious. All I see And all I am Is you and I Inside The Eye ___ This is mescaline. Okay. I take this when I get too—(he spins his finger) spun around, wound up. I get that. You want to go with me? No, but I'll watch over you, at least. That's all I ask. Patrick and Esha under the guidance and guise of the eye are best friends, have become bound by blood in such a sacred oath that one does not function without the other, and although moving without restraint or restriction independently, grow magnetically and enigmatically together by force of nature, as we learn to understand that the connection precedes the bond by which the sacred oath has bound them, and also is… Also is what! Goddamn! Idk, lost my train of thought. The irony of irony, is that Patrick tends to get away with his bizarre and off the wire behavior, because he is surrounded by people who love him for his talent and open heart— his downfall often being that the only person who doesn't love Patrick, is himself. 1-888-788-0099. You know what DNA stands for? Do not attempt to talk to me when I'm fasting. I'm not in my body, almost at all. Trying to get God to talk in English is like, A task, Do not attempt. I don't know what channel you're on. Ah, the dreads. The olden ones seem to have known I was coming. More coffee. No, no coffee. Breakfast is— No, I need you fasting for this. For what. Come on. That's not my God. You know what. I know that. Your God is money. Go back to California! I WISH, if I could have an apartment like this in California, I would have been gone, however There is a lot of love in New York. That's the reason it's still standing up. When is this? I don't know. Couldn't have gone too far back, you know— I was still at least 3 days in And three days out, And completely full of shit, Which must mean I'm WHERE'S JIMMY FALLON. I'm Jimmy Fallon. No, the REAL Jimmy Fallon. Go, quickly. Yes, sire! You know, I'll scratch your eyes out. That might take a long time; I have eyes all over this city. Uh, line? Come, ishii, and Quickly. How did I spell that again? One way, or another, All the series are going to collide with all the series, At some point! Listen, Emmitt… Yes. I'm going to need you to explain this experiment to me.,,very—simply. It is simple! You know this! I know this trick! Follow me. I need a safety. I'm oooh, shiny! Whatever. Come on. This is FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP FUCKED UP TRUMP CITY, USA Just fucking kill me. SETH. Rogen, or Myers? Both of you. What? Really? Yes. Okay. GO, So you know all this to be true, right? Yes. Correct, So if you know that, Then you know I'm not the real Jimmy Fallon… Exactly. I trusted you! Trusted me for WHAT. Not to LOOK. Look. No. Look at me. NO. Oh good, the piano bar. I told you she was gay. I'm not gay, I'm just. Please, just one drink with me. NO, Satan, Jesus. Okay, Jesus, relax. Quit saying your own name. I OWN YOU. You are my SLAVE. Okay. That's…. That's not okay! You killed my boss! Is this like a 3D thank you card, or something? He writes my checks! Did you check his pockets? Severance pay, maybe. How many days is this fasting? I don't know, maybe like 1, 2 Two days? I can do that. Three hundred and 80 MESSAGES. Hey, this is— BEEEEEEP. Messages erased! Hey! What the fuck! You can't have these things, Jimmy! That's just my stage name! Listen to me Was it Connie?! I hope it was Connie! JUST—SHUT UP. Come with me. Why r u following me?! GARY! GARY! SAVE ME! Okay, this is strange, but the subtle SpongeBob references in this series Now make everything crazy. If I kill myself today, you know, he wins at everything. Why would I kill myself on my wedding anniversary. Why would you kill yourself on my birthday. Cause, Plus One, Because, Johnny, I loved you— And I never told you that. Actions speak louder than words. Way, way louder. This is a class action lawsuit from 96 celebrities. What are you suing me for?! Nothing?! MY CORNBREAD RECIPE?! SERIOUSLY?! Who the fuck is driving this thing? It's not me, actually. You should ask the conductor— I'm just having an out of body experience. Okay, that cop did look like Dillon Francis. I thought Dillon Francis was Satan. I thought so too, but then— NICOLAS?! AHAHAHAH. Oh no! He's taken another hostage. Yep. Poor thing! NICKELODEON WOULD YOU DO THIS. Uhhhh—- maybe DOUBLE DARE. FUCK, MAN! Okay, whose driving?! Satan, take the wheel for a second. Okee. *instantly crashes* Instant death! Instant infinity— Dammit. I'm telling you, god is actually winning this thing. WHERE IS HE?! Jim, get out of New York City, Take your family, Take everything with you. Okay. I'm— Wait WHAT. What did you just say?! Nothing, I'll kill you, you know. GOOD. Hello? This is the Illuminati speaking. Okay. Meet me at. What is this, I don't know. The Heineken factory?! I'll give you $36 dollars, every time you say. Why are you doing this? I don't know: That's right! You don't know! Are the eyes in yet? Not yet. Are the headmasters here? Almost. Great. This is going to be a great project— I CANT DYSFUNCTION. Don't you mean. You can't “function “ Well— Yes, and no— It's just MY EYEs! MY EYES DONT WORK. But it's amazing, it's almost as if— You know what. I like these traits. I'm keeping them. NO, LET ME GO. No, little man. Stay in the box, like you're supposed to— Oh and— NO, DONT SHUT ME— imm not shutting you off. I'm just turning the volume—doooown.. No, wait— (But quiet) Ya. I also wish I was white. YUCK. What am I doing like this? Idk. Kill yourself. Right? I wish. BLACK IS BEAUUUUUTIFUL. Yeah. It is. But— Look, don't— Avoid these creatures. Hey baby! wtf is he saying. Idk. I think he speaks English. Switch to English. Uhhh, who am I again. The band made her smile, But the dancer made her laugh. She liked the band; But the dancer made her laugh The band made her happy, But the dancer made her laugh I don't follow a man, unless— The music, yes. Follow that. He's got my heart in his hand And she's got the world in her eyes And he's got his hands on my heart The sermon of sorts, The rock and the kite THE FOURTH REIGHT HAS RISEN! THE SOUTH WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIZE OH SHIT, I almost forgot this guy WILL FERAL. lol. That actually happened. You shouldn't fast like this City sickness, city sickness Perhaps you should move to Ohio, dear matron, if all you can say is Words with hatred When I loved you in the first place. Hey, Satan. But I just couldn't take it The white devil had his day in my Spiritual Parisian The nuptial edits. The wedding band, Remote controls and Architects Sages and pages of Architects Art directors, Casting agents And I just can't handle it I just need managers Booking, Writing books And keeping close tabs On their dialects Who dialed you in God 9/11 Who dialed you in on 420 The devil himself And my mom must have warned them She warned them with Fireball A cannon Never had a Catastrophe You summoned her, didn't you?! WHO? Which— My MOM! No, MAYA, actually no! You did! You I did not Look, SEYONCE wants you to dance with her. Dance? I can't. That is tragic. He's a GOD, I tell you that! Did I tell you that?! Now, fist bump the trash can. Nah. Dammit. Fuck, man. Yes, I win! That one scene where Patrick sells all of esha's guitsrs— You sold all my stuff?! What is that, anyway?l Liked”, a shrine!!?! What?! Fuck you! —fuck you. I'm a collector! Well, guess what?! Now you're a contributor— What?! You want your precious, fuckin— It's a collection Yeah, well your collection is sitting in an exhibit at your favorite musical in Manhattan How would you know what's my favorite— —let's just say I guessed — Fantastic. you— I donated them. You what— You don't have to thank me, either— One day, that museum will be honored and redededicsted entirely in your namesake I fucking hate you, How would you even know these things. Somethings you've yet to see, But I've seen them, and believe me The Eye is Aching for it For what? The tears in his eyes have turned into l glowing halos, and the whole world becomes something other than what it was, the office, fading into what seems to be a single soundstagec and as the halos in his eyes begin to transform into other worlds, the present becomes the past, as he has been altered—to becom The One; the original Predecessor of The Eye. I don't— What show is this? I don't know. [The Festival Project] …did you dream last night, Esha? …what do you mean? Did you dream? I did dream of him, Last night Two dreams I dreamed A weeklong song, I sung An aching heart I woke with I KNEW THERE WAS HONEY IN THIS. —just—hold onto this for a minute, would you? Sure, I— Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa So that's where I left it. Hm. THE VEGAN VERSION USES AGAVE AND ROASTED— shhhhhh. This is my recipe now. My secret recipe. Don't spoil it. Sh! OH, ROASTED— ssh! I'm shook. Oh look. There he is again. Fuck!, dude how did you do this?! I don't know! Run! SHOOT HIM. what. Just— Shoot him. I got the gangstas With the pizzas YEET. No, try something else. What, you don't like this one? No, it's not- I YEETS THE PIZZA I EATS THE PIZZA Oh, apparently they were Lizzing at this shit yesterday. For WHAT purpose. That's not funny. Remember: Comedy is always tragic— What. What's this. Oh, that is funny, When it isn't you. It's true. It did seem my baby at one point had a death wish. Oh, look, Yay. Go baby! You're doin it! Woo! Now watch this: [baby attempts to run into oncoming traffic ] Mommy NOOOO! Haha. I remember those days. My baby fever is out of control. LOOK AT HIM W0000000W LOOK AT THESE JEANS YUM. LOOK AT THESE hair, he has nice hair. Try not to scare her: AH. Fuck. Yikes. Okay, I can't see again, which means. I'M BLIND! She took— MY EYEBALLS. Here, use mine. Thanks, uhh— Satan. Oh, thanks Sa— Wait. But my friends and fans call me SKRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL THATS THE X! What?! THATS YOUR X?! NO. WELL, yes, but THATS “THE X” Aw, man. What the fuck, God. I swear, an extra small And I'm still too fat Let's go to McDonald's I LOVE MCDONALDS OH. Hey. Oh, I remember this it's EXIT NO EXIT NOW, before my *before my life gets hacked. lol fuck these fags. Seriously, it's like Well, I'm on my own time NY YOURE ON MY TIME YOURE ON CITY TIME YEh, exactly. This is NO, THIS IS MY TIME always let the white girls go ahead of you; They're trying to be angrily mean and flamboyant, but trust this; She's going to tell you how rough the waters are by taking the journey before you And though she will not show it Maybe ever She loves you As her sister As a woman Okay, you little black bitch Am I little now, the other day I was FAT 8mm I'm gonna kill you. Great, my life is ruined. Ok. I just want like Cereal Some English muffins Like, Oatmeal, Quinoa, I don't care Whatever This ruins you, you know. That's ok. I'd rather be killed by every white girl in the Illuminati, than by my ex husband again. Seriously, is this not torture to you? It is, it's just This is MY magic. That's the—that's the white devil, it's pretty much, I told you this lol I love New York This white girl— I actually liked her She was a bag lady, Uptown, You could tell she was just-/ Stuck in this fucked up world too long, Cause I smiled at her, Cause I liked her Crackheadedness, I guess But you could tell she wasn't on crack Cause she didn't have the crack swagger You know, the— *crack swaggers* That shit. And she was just like Cracked. Probably cause she lived uptown. I personally prefer anything below. 80th She was somewhere like, Above 96th, And I was just like— Lost, with no phone, on God Mode like Well, my eyes don't work and I no longer speak proper English, I'm some kind of bird, I guess And I'm lost as fuck Taking the extra long way home because, I was literally trying to go One fucking place On what is literally the worst day in history: 4/20 Not only because it was Hitler birthday, Or because everyone is now smoking like government funded weed, Which could never be a good thing— But because the only train, Or one of the only train lines That goes directly from this one place to my house Was just— magically “Out” that day Cause, you know— New York City. And this lady gets on the train, Just fucking rambling, And I laughed— Actually out loud, Because, I left my house at like 10 in the morning And I didn't get back until almost midnight, Just trying to get to this one place and like— Couldn't. Or, actually by the time I did I was just— So fucking hungry That everything around me Was some kind of Something I made up Or was working on writing— This also happens when I'm fasting Everything just turns in to [the festival project] Which I thought Nobody else in the world even knew or cared about except for God And the aliens that have been writing it— Which is usually Come on. Where are we going? “Staples” EXT. ONE WORLD TRADE CENTER. DAY AWTF NO. They put his NAME on a BUS. Why would they do THAT?! If you're a whole bus, Then I must be the motor… Satan is my motor His name on a building— Oh hell no. This is the wrong place and time Something is wrong! NO. FUCK THAT GUY FUCK THIS DAY. Just — Dissociate! Dissociate! Uhhh—- I gotta go back in time and stop myself from getting married. Why?! Cause! Everything is his now. We like him better than you. NOOOOOO. KILL YOURSELF THEN. I tried. I was like “Look, Ali” He was like: “Over here” Oh. EXT. ST PAUL'S CEMETARY, DAY. Where you going? Idk. What is that sound. Idk. ELON ALIAS? Uhh__ I don't have an alias for you, son, I'm sorry. You're just ELON MUSK ELON! ELON! Oh, my—christs, what's happened to you? I don't know! My eyes! My eyes! Mmmmm. Rye bread sounds fucking awesome right now. Tight. *sniffs* Tight. Tight. WHOOPDEWOO. Yep. You know—WHOOPDEWOO. WHOOPDE— WHOOPI. What the FUCK. WHAT. I was. Well. That's good. What. I don't know what I'm looking at but I'm starting to like these eyes. What! Whose eyes are these?? Idk. But once I found out I was using Satan's— WAIT, like, the DEVIL?! Yes, Jason Sudakis. yes. You can come. Where are we going?! To get alcohol poisoning. There is a song Kissing the barrel of a gun Protect the land, they sing However, It is he that banishes The truth from nature The apocalypse has been upon us Since the collapse of these mighty towers The collapse of the mighty dollar I'ma still Riding MY BICI— BLAM! AHHHHH! You shot me! I'm sorry son! I thought you were black! I am— Kinda— Or was. *dies melodramatically* NOOOOOOOO! We shot one of our own! —Kinda… Fuck man, I'm gonna get so fired for this. Or like, at least laid off… Well, let's just hope it's a paid leave! [two racist cops— Ahem— Decide rather than going to jail, they will just shoot anybody who comes to the scene of the crime Damn, this gets levels Cause —to summarize, eventually the standoff ends, And when they get to heaven The kid they shit is God(s) “God The Judge” Welcome to my world The only law of the land, is There is no law Bound by the law, Is the land you've let behind All for the better The lost souls They know not to harm one another From the suffering, It's up they come From whence there on, We rise up Leave them in the dust From behind Let's to suffer under us Suffer under us You know what I want? A malotov cocktail For all of the tales I have yet to tell And I never will Cause you've lost my trust There's none of us left you know Where we left you The world we left to suffer under us Serivice, you servitor I see it in your eyes I am in another realm So high above you That you can't deny my diety You can deny my animal My wild side My life inside my life inside my DIE! —just die already Trust me, I'm trying. I'm just a horse I, Race—- —Course These nigga is racist These bitches is heated Cause she see I need him It's all DJs on walls Broken mirrors And broken bottle Alcoholics Mescaline And city sickness [Esha's addictions resurface, Patrick's use peaks at its all time high— ] She ravages the grocery store in search of comfort foods— Patrick is arrested after destroying an entire Liquor store I just had to Run a Madonna Why you thinking about my husband— at all!? I wish I knew, madam I wish I knew the answer I just had to Suffer through An album called Forgiveness I got get this I don't have nothin But suffering to do And I've already done that so, Shut up I couldn't have ever fathomed A cannon so handsom I have a bazooka Bubblegum It matches you cannon See, That's how far up I am— Fall back That be Of course not That's his father, Don't you know? I had to ask, Have you passed on, sir? And if you have— How is your son? That's my hat, though I only know them Once they become broken No promises though On the whole order of it See how far This is my home This is my temple You are my archer, Who holds now and arrows These are my horses These are my stables Run, rabbit, run For I am not stable Run, rabbit, run, rabbit Sit at my table All hail the archer King James, your majesty I called you Saint, Because, This is my masterpiece This is my hand, And this, is my label Come archer Come one and all Sit at my table I called you Saint Because I am unstable I painted this picture, Come sit at my table A land made of glass, And the casket, the cradle I made you up, because I became able to Ableton I only hate you Cause I can't have you I'd only date you If it weren't random Damn, this is tragic Taking my hand like that Showing me magic I'm not taking it back; You're a maniac, man And imm mad at you— Handsome professional Dads have it best I guess father know best And she's perfect The family is golden Her aura was always my horrible An honor it was To serve, you, sire The patriarch Of such a remarkable War with us The hers, and the girls Vursus, Woman lust over what are overuses are Sure enough Assuredly a certain Azure after all, is coming up I'm coming off this fast, man But to be grandfathered into The master craft By the madmen of Manhattan Is Damn. I was hungry. Well DUH. Just shut up and run, would you Shouldn't have uttered it Once is a curse, It's enough Just to be as unloved as I ever was But this one is fucking up my consciousness Of all the award I never won And everyone around Is the mother of his sons But, Where does that come from? The comfort was torn from her heart, Where she left it, On the alter, Still bleeding And his heart never beats for her Evil, she thinks If the keeper of the keys She had bathed/ Or had mated with— But she sees this: “Stamatina” And know there's some Jesus In this Genius And the trickery That just may be as fatal As Mother Nature In his genes, The super creeps and creperies Another demolished apostle For falling in love, She collects, of cours Albums as tokens In the exchanges, she lays all her eggs The jogs toning her legs for the right one, And all out of protein She gobbles the apples and ashes, Ambidextrous Dexters watching all this as the butcher of Some harbor Stuck in New York, New story, With the same old habits All this was a tragic And unhappy accident As cellibacy creeps up In the form of Some imaginative masturbation Fascinated with the fashion And architecture of summon city A portal gun, One dollar bill Some pills Some fuckin remedy for Whoever that shapeshifter Posing as Jimmy Fallon Actually is Cause none of this Can never And never did happen And. When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light— You know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's— LORNE MICHAELS (ME) Uh oh. —and I don't know how you did this, but— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

“El Machina Caballero” Wait, you're married to Catherine Heinowitz? I was. Like THE Heinowitz? As in Rebecca Heinowitz? —Katie Heinowitz! YES. Like the guys who made Church Factory! You're a Sasquatch. I know. All the TV people are smaller in person In one way or another— Live or behind the scenes Believe me The tv people need you Just as much as You need your TV Please believe me Everything is not what it seems to be As Seen on TV [The Tv People Theme Song] Yes. What is WRONG with you? Something. Marc Shultz? I fucking guess. You're Jewish? If I wasn't before, I am now! You can't be serious. All I see And all I am Is you and I Inside The Eye ___ This is mescaline. Okay. I take this when I get too—(he spins his finger) spun around, wound up. I get that. You want to go with me? No, but I'll watch over you, at least. That's all I ask. Patrick and Esha under the guidance and guise of the eye are best friends, have become bound by blood in such a sacred oath that one does not function without the other, and although moving without restraint or restriction independently, grow magnetically and enigmatically together by force of nature, as we learn to understand that the connection precedes the bond by which the sacred oath has bound them, and also is… Also is what! Goddamn! Idk, lost my train of thought. The irony of irony, is that Patrick tends to get away with his bizarre and off the wire behavior, because he is surrounded by people who love him for his talent and open heart— his downfall often being that the only person who doesn't love Patrick, is himself. 1-888-788-0099. You know what DNA stands for? Do not attempt to talk to me when I'm fasting. I'm not in my body, almost at all. Trying to get God to talk in English is like, A task, Do not attempt. I don't know what channel you're on. Ah, the dreads. The olden ones seem to have known I was coming. More coffee. No, no coffee. Breakfast is— No, I need you fasting for this. For what. Come on. That's not my God. You know what. I know that. Your God is money. Go back to California! I WISH, if I could have an apartment like this in California, I would have been gone, however There is a lot of love in New York. That's the reason it's still standing up. When is this? I don't know. Couldn't have gone too far back, you know— I was still at least 3 days in And three days out, And completely full of shit, Which must mean I'm WHERE'S JIMMY FALLON. I'm Jimmy Fallon. No, the REAL Jimmy Fallon. Go, quickly. Yes, sire! You know, I'll scratch your eyes out. That might take a long time; I have eyes all over this city. Uh, line? Come, ishii, and Quickly. How did I spell that again? One way, or another, All the series are going to collide with all the series, At some point! Listen, Emmitt… Yes. I'm going to need you to explain this experiment to me.,,very—simply. It is simple! You know this! I know this trick! Follow me. I need a safety. I'm oooh, shiny! Whatever. Come on. This is FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP FUCKED UP TRUMP CITY, USA Just fucking kill me. SETH. Rogen, or Myers? Both of you. What? Really? Yes. Okay. GO, So you know all this to be true, right? Yes. Correct, So if you know that, Then you know I'm not the real Jimmy Fallon… Exactly. I trusted you! Trusted me for WHAT. Not to LOOK. Look. No. Look at me. NO. Oh good, the piano bar. I told you she was gay. I'm not gay, I'm just. Please, just one drink with me. NO, Satan, Jesus. Okay, Jesus, relax. Quit saying your own name. I OWN YOU. You are my SLAVE. Okay. That's…. That's not okay! You killed my boss! Is this like a 3D thank you card, or something? He writes my checks! Did you check his pockets? Severance pay, maybe. How many days is this fasting? I don't know, maybe like 1, 2 Two days? I can do that. Three hundred and 80 MESSAGES. Hey, this is— BEEEEEEP. Messages erased! Hey! What the fuck! You can't have these things, Jimmy! That's just my stage name! Listen to me Was it Connie?! I hope it was Connie! JUST—SHUT UP. Come with me. Why r u following me?! GARY! GARY! SAVE ME! Okay, this is strange, but the subtle SpongeBob references in this series Now make everything crazy. If I kill myself today, you know, he wins at everything. Why would I kill myself on my wedding anniversary. Why would you kill yourself on my birthday. Cause, Plus One, Because, Johnny, I loved you— And I never told you that. Actions speak louder than words. Way, way louder. This is a class action lawsuit from 96 celebrities. What are you suing me for?! Nothing?! MY CORNBREAD RECIPE?! SERIOUSLY?! Who the fuck is driving this thing? It's not me, actually. You should ask the conductor— I'm just having an out of body experience. Okay, that cop did look like Dillon Francis. I thought Dillon Francis was Satan. I thought so too, but then— NICOLAS?! AHAHAHAH. Oh no! He's taken another hostage. Yep. Poor thing! NICKELODEON WOULD YOU DO THIS. Uhhhh—- maybe DOUBLE DARE. FUCK, MAN! Okay, whose driving?! Satan, take the wheel for a second. Okee. *instantly crashes* Instant death! Instant infinity— Dammit. I'm telling you, god is actually winning this thing. WHERE IS HE?! Jim, get out of New York City, Take your family, Take everything with you. Okay. I'm— Wait WHAT. What did you just say?! Nothing, I'll kill you, you know. GOOD. Hello? This is the Illuminati speaking. Okay. Meet me at. What is this, I don't know. The Heineken factory?! I'll give you $36 dollars, every time you say. Why are you doing this? I don't know: That's right! You don't know! Are the eyes in yet? Not yet. Are the headmasters here? Almost. Great. This is going to be a great project— I CANT DYSFUNCTION. Don't you mean. You can't “function “ Well— Yes, and no— It's just MY EYEs! MY EYES DONT WORK. But it's amazing, it's almost as if— You know what. I like these traits. I'm keeping them. NO, LET ME GO. No, little man. Stay in the box, like you're supposed to— Oh and— NO, DONT SHUT ME— imm not shutting you off. I'm just turning the volume—doooown.. No, wait— (But quiet) Ya. I also wish I was white. YUCK. What am I doing like this? Idk. Kill yourself. Right? I wish. BLACK IS BEAUUUUUTIFUL. Yeah. It is. But— Look, don't— Avoid these creatures. Hey baby! wtf is he saying. Idk. I think he speaks English. Switch to English. Uhhh, who am I again. The band made her smile, But the dancer made her laugh. She liked the band; But the dancer made her laugh The band made her happy, But the dancer made her laugh I don't follow a man, unless— The music, yes. Follow that. He's got my heart in his hand And she's got the world in her eyes And he's got his hands on my heart The sermon of sorts, The rock and the kite THE FOURTH REIGHT HAS RISEN! THE SOUTH WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIZE OH SHIT, I almost forgot this guy WILL FERAL. lol. That actually happened. You shouldn't fast like this City sickness, city sickness Perhaps you should move to Ohio, dear matron, if all you can say is Words with hatred When I loved you in the first place. Hey, Satan. But I just couldn't take it The white devil had his day in my Spiritual Parisian The nuptial edits. The wedding band, Remote controls and Architects Sages and pages of Architects Art directors, Casting agents And I just can't handle it I just need managers Booking, Writing books And keeping close tabs On their dialects Who dialed you in God 9/11 Who dialed you in on 420 The devil himself And my mom must have warned them She warned them with Fireball A cannon Never had a Catastrophe You summoned her, didn't you?! WHO? Which— My MOM! No, MAYA, actually no! You did! You I did not Look, SEYONCE wants you to dance with her. Dance? I can't. That is tragic. He's a GOD, I tell you that! Did I tell you that?! Now, fist bump the trash can. Nah. Dammit. Fuck, man. Yes, I win! That one scene where Patrick sells all of esha's guitsrs— You sold all my stuff?! What is that, anyway?l Liked”, a shrine!!?! What?! Fuck you! —fuck you. I'm a collector! Well, guess what?! Now you're a contributor— What?! You want your precious, fuckin— It's a collection Yeah, well your collection is sitting in an exhibit at your favorite musical in Manhattan How would you know what's my favorite— —let's just say I guessed — Fantastic. you— I donated them. You what— You don't have to thank me, either— One day, that museum will be honored and redededicsted entirely in your namesake I fucking hate you, How would you even know these things. Somethings you've yet to see, But I've seen them, and believe me The Eye is Aching for it For what? The tears in his eyes have turned into l glowing halos, and the whole world becomes something other than what it was, the office, fading into what seems to be a single soundstagec and as the halos in his eyes begin to transform into other worlds, the present becomes the past, as he has been altered—to becom The One; the original Predecessor of The Eye. I don't— What show is this? I don't know. [The Festival Project] …did you dream last night, Esha? …what do you mean? Did you dream? I did dream of him, Last night Two dreams I dreamed A weeklong song, I sung An aching heart I woke with I KNEW THERE WAS HONEY IN THIS. —just—hold onto this for a minute, would you? Sure, I— Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa So that's where I left it. Hm. THE VEGAN VERSION USES AGAVE AND ROASTED— shhhhhh. This is my recipe now. My secret recipe. Don't spoil it. Sh! OH, ROASTED— ssh! I'm shook. Oh look. There he is again. Fuck!, dude how did you do this?! I don't know! Run! SHOOT HIM. what. Just— Shoot him. I got the gangstas With the pizzas YEET. No, try something else. What, you don't like this one? No, it's not- I YEETS THE PIZZA I EATS THE PIZZA Oh, apparently they were Lizzing at this shit yesterday. For WHAT purpose. That's not funny. Remember: Comedy is always tragic— What. What's this. Oh, that is funny, When it isn't you. It's true. It did seem my baby at one point had a death wish. Oh, look, Yay. Go baby! You're doin it! Woo! Now watch this: [baby attempts to run into oncoming traffic ] Mommy NOOOO! Haha. I remember those days. My baby fever is out of control. LOOK AT HIM W0000000W LOOK AT THESE JEANS YUM. LOOK AT THESE hair, he has nice hair. Try not to scare her: AH. Fuck. Yikes. Okay, I can't see again, which means. I'M BLIND! She took— MY EYEBALLS. Here, use mine. Thanks, uhh— Satan. Oh, thanks Sa— Wait. But my friends and fans call me SKRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL THATS THE X! What?! THATS YOUR X?! NO. WELL, yes, but THATS “THE X” Aw, man. What the fuck, God. I swear, an extra small And I'm still too fat Let's go to McDonald's I LOVE MCDONALDS OH. Hey. Oh, I remember this it's EXIT NO EXIT NOW, before my *before my life gets hacked. lol fuck these fags. Seriously, it's like Well, I'm on my own time NY YOURE ON MY TIME YOURE ON CITY TIME YEh, exactly. This is NO, THIS IS MY TIME always let the white girls go ahead of you; They're trying to be angrily mean and flamboyant, but trust this; She's going to tell you how rough the waters are by taking the journey before you And though she will not show it Maybe ever She loves you As her sister As a woman Okay, you little black bitch Am I little now, the other day I was FAT 8mm I'm gonna kill you. Great, my life is ruined. Ok. I just want like Cereal Some English muffins Like, Oatmeal, Quinoa, I don't care Whatever This ruins you, you know. That's ok. I'd rather be killed by every white girl in the Illuminati, than by my ex husband again. Seriously, is this not torture to you? It is, it's just This is MY magic. That's the—that's the white devil, it's pretty much, I told you this lol I love New York This white girl— I actually liked her She was a bag lady, Uptown, You could tell she was just-/ Stuck in this fucked up world too long, Cause I smiled at her, Cause I liked her Crackheadedness, I guess But you could tell she wasn't on crack Cause she didn't have the crack swagger You know, the— *crack swaggers* That shit. And she was just like Cracked. Probably cause she lived uptown. I personally prefer anything below. 80th She was somewhere like, Above 96th, And I was just like— Lost, with no phone, on God Mode like Well, my eyes don't work and I no longer speak proper English, I'm some kind of bird, I guess And I'm lost as fuck Taking the extra long way home because, I was literally trying to go One fucking place On what is literally the worst day in history: 4/20 Not only because it was Hitler birthday, Or because everyone is now smoking like government funded weed, Which could never be a good thing— But because the only train, Or one of the only train lines That goes directly from this one place to my house Was just— magically “Out” that day Cause, you know— New York City. And this lady gets on the train, Just fucking rambling, And I laughed— Actually out loud, Because, I left my house at like 10 in the morning And I didn't get back until almost midnight, Just trying to get to this one place and like— Couldn't. Or, actually by the time I did I was just— So fucking hungry That everything around me Was some kind of Something I made up Or was working on writing— This also happens when I'm fasting Everything just turns in to [the festival project] Which I thought Nobody else in the world even knew or cared about except for God And the aliens that have been writing it— Which is usually Come on. Where are we going? “Staples” EXT. ONE WORLD TRADE CENTER. DAY AWTF NO. They put his NAME on a BUS. Why would they do THAT?! If you're a whole bus, Then I must be the motor… Satan is my motor His name on a building— Oh hell no. This is the wrong place and time Something is wrong! NO. FUCK THAT GUY FUCK THIS DAY. Just — Dissociate! Dissociate! Uhhh—- I gotta go back in time and stop myself from getting married. Why?! Cause! Everything is his now. We like him better than you. NOOOOOO. KILL YOURSELF THEN. I tried. I was like “Look, Ali” He was like: “Over here” Oh. EXT. ST PAUL'S CEMETARY, DAY. Where you going? Idk. What is that sound. Idk. ELON ALIAS? Uhh__ I don't have an alias for you, son, I'm sorry. You're just ELON MUSK ELON! ELON! Oh, my—christs, what's happened to you? I don't know! My eyes! My eyes! Mmmmm. Rye bread sounds fucking awesome right now. Tight. *sniffs* Tight. Tight. WHOOPDEWOO. Yep. You know—WHOOPDEWOO. WHOOPDE— WHOOPI. What the FUCK. WHAT. I was. Well. That's good. What. I don't know what I'm looking at but I'm starting to like these eyes. What! Whose eyes are these?? Idk. But once I found out I was using Satan's— WAIT, like, the DEVIL?! Yes, Jason Sudakis. yes. You can come. Where are we going?! To get alcohol poisoning. There is a song Kissing the barrel of a gun Protect the land, they sing However, It is he that banishes The truth from nature The apocalypse has been upon us Since the collapse of these mighty towers The collapse of the mighty dollar I'ma still Riding MY BICI— BLAM! AHHHHH! You shot me! I'm sorry son! I thought you were black! I am— Kinda— Or was. *dies melodramatically* NOOOOOOOO! We shot one of our own! —Kinda… Fuck man, I'm gonna get so fired for this. Or like, at least laid off… Well, let's just hope it's a paid leave! [two racist cops— Ahem— Decide rather than going to jail, they will just shoot anybody who comes to the scene of the crime Damn, this gets levels Cause —to summarize, eventually the standoff ends, And when they get to heaven The kid they shit is God(s) “God The Judge” Welcome to my world The only law of the land, is There is no law Bound by the law, Is the land you've let behind All for the better The lost souls They know not to harm one another From the suffering, It's up they come From whence there on, We rise up Leave them in the dust From behind Let's to suffer under us Suffer under us You know what I want? A malotov cocktail For all of the tales I have yet to tell And I never will Cause you've lost my trust There's none of us left you know Where we left you The world we left to suffer under us Serivice, you servitor I see it in your eyes I am in another realm So high above you That you can't deny my diety You can deny my animal My wild side My life inside my life inside my DIE! —just die already Trust me, I'm trying. I'm just a horse I, Race—- —Course These nigga is racist These bitches is heated Cause she see I need him It's all DJs on walls Broken mirrors And broken bottle Alcoholics Mescaline And city sickness [Esha's addictions resurface, Patrick's use peaks at its all time high— ] She ravages the grocery store in search of comfort foods— Patrick is arrested after destroying an entire Liquor store I just had to Run a Madonna Why you thinking about my husband— at all!? I wish I knew, madam I wish I knew the answer I just had to Suffer through An album called Forgiveness I got get this I don't have nothin But suffering to do And I've already done that so, Shut up I couldn't have ever fathomed A cannon so handsom I have a bazooka Bubblegum It matches you cannon See, That's how far up I am— Fall back That be Of course not That's his father, Don't you know? I had to ask, Have you passed on, sir? And if you have— How is your son? That's my hat, though I only know them Once they become broken No promises though On the whole order of it See how far This is my home This is my temple You are my archer, Who holds now and arrows These are my horses These are my stables Run, rabbit, run For I am not stable Run, rabbit, run, rabbit Sit at my table All hail the archer King James, your majesty I called you Saint, Because, This is my masterpiece This is my hand, And this, is my label Come archer Come one and all Sit at my table I called you Saint Because I am unstable I painted this picture, Come sit at my table A land made of glass, And the casket, the cradle I made you up, because I became able to Ableton I only hate you Cause I can't have you I'd only date you If it weren't random Damn, this is tragic Taking my hand like that Showing me magic I'm not taking it back; You're a maniac, man And imm mad at you— Handsome professional Dads have it best I guess father know best And she's perfect The family is golden Her aura was always my horrible An honor it was To serve, you, sire The patriarch Of such a remarkable War with us The hers, and the girls Vursus, Woman lust over what are overuses are Sure enough Assuredly a certain Azure after all, is coming up I'm coming off this fast, man But to be grandfathered into The master craft By the madmen of Manhattan Is Damn. I was hungry. Well DUH. Just shut up and run, would you Shouldn't have uttered it Once is a curse, It's enough Just to be as unloved as I ever was But this one is fucking up my consciousness Of all the award I never won And everyone around Is the mother of his sons But, Where does that come from? The comfort was torn from her heart, Where she left it, On the alter, Still bleeding And his heart never beats for her Evil, she thinks If the keeper of the keys She had bathed/ Or had mated with— But she sees this: “Stamatina” And know there's some Jesus In this Genius And the trickery That just may be as fatal As Mother Nature In his genes, The super creeps and creperies Another demolished apostle For falling in love, She collects, of cours Albums as tokens In the exchanges, she lays all her eggs The jogs toning her legs for the right one, And all out of protein She gobbles the apples and ashes, Ambidextrous Dexters watching all this as the butcher of Some harbor Stuck in New York, New story, With the same old habits All this was a tragic And unhappy accident As cellibacy creeps up In the form of Some imaginative masturbation Fascinated with the fashion And architecture of summon city A portal gun, One dollar bill Some pills Some fuckin remedy for Whoever that shapeshifter Posing as Jimmy Fallon Actually is Cause none of this Can never And never did happen And. When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light— You know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's— LORNE MICHAELS (ME) Uh oh. —and I don't know how you did this, but— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

El Machina Caballero” Wait, you're married to Catherine Heinowitz? I was Like THE Heinowitz? As in Rebecca Heinowitz? —Katie Heinowitz! YES. Like the guys who made Church Factory! You're a Sasquatch. I know. All the TV people are smaller in person In one way or another— Live or behind the scenes Believe me The tv people need you Just as much as You need your TV Please believe me Everything is not what it seems to be As Seen on TV [The Tv People Theme Song] Yes. What is WRONG with you? Something. Marc Shultz? I fucking guess. You're Jewish? If I wasn't before, I am now! You can't be seeious. All I see And all I am Is you and I Inside The Eye ___ This is mescaline. Okay. I take this when I get too—(he spins his finger) spun around, wound up. I get that. You want to go with me? No, but I'll watch over you, at least. That's all I ask. Patrick and Esha under the guidance and guise of the eye are best friends, have become bound by blood in such a sacred oath that one does not function without the other, and although moving without restraint or restriction independently, grow magnetically and enigmatically together by force of nature, as we learn to understand that the connection precedes the bond by which the sacred oath has bound them, and also is Also is what! Goddamn! Idk, lost my train of thought. The irony of irony, is that Patrick tends to get away with his bizarre and off the wire behavior, because he is surrounded by people who love him for his talent and open heart— his downfall often being that the only person who doesn't love Patrick, is himself. 1-888-788-0099. You know what DNA stands for? Do not attempt to talk to me when I'm fasting. I'm not in my body, almost at all. Trying to get God to talk in English is like, A task, Do not attempt. I don't know what channel you're on. Ah, the dreads. The olden ones seem to have known I was coming. More coffee. No, no coffee. Breakfast is— No, I need you fasting for this. For what. Come on. That's not my God. You know what. I know that. Your God is money. Go back to California! I WISH, if I could have an apartment like this in California, I would have been gone, however There is a lot of love in New York. That's the reason it's still standing up. When is this? I don't know. Couldn't have gone too far back, you know— I was still at least 3 days in And three days out, And completely full of shit, Which must mean I'm WHERE'S JIMMY FALLON. I'm Jimmy Fallon. No, the REAL Jimmy Fallon. Go, quickly. Yes, sire! You know, I'll scratch your eyes out. That might take a long time; I have eyes all over this city. Uh, line? Come, ishii, and Quickly. How did I spell that again? One way, or another, All the series are going to collide with all the series, At some point! Listen, Emmitt… Yes. I'm going to need you to explain this experiment to me.,,very—simply. It is simple! You know this! I know this trick! Follow me. I need a safety. I'm oooh, shiny! Whatever. Come on. This is FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP THIS IS FUCKED UP FUCKED UP TRUMP CITY, USA Just fucking kill me. SETH. Rogen, or Myers? Both of you. What? Really? Yes. Okay. GO, So you know all this to be true, right? Yes. Correct, So if you know that, Then you know I'm not the real Jimmy Fallon… Exactly. I trusted you! Trusted me for WHAT. Not to LOOK. Look. No. Look at me. NO. Oh good, the piano bar. I told you she was gay. I'm not gay, I'm just. Please, just one drink with me. NO, Satan, Jesus. Okay, Jesus, relax. Quit saying your own name. I OWN YOU. You are my SLAVE. Okay. That's…. That's not okay! You killed my boss! Is this like a 3D thank you card, or something? He writes my checks! Did you check his pockets? Severance pay, maybe. How many days is this fasting? I don't know, maybe like 1, 2 Two days? I can do that. Three hundred and 80 MESSAGES. Hey, this is— BEEEEEEP. Messages erased! Hey! What the fuck! You can't have these things, Jimmy! That's just my stage name! Listen to me Was it Connie?! I hope it was Connie! JUST—SHUT UP. Come with me. Why r u following me?! GARY! GARY! SAVE ME! Okay, this is strange, but the subtle SpongeBob references in this series Now make everything crazy. If I kill myself today, you know, he wins at everything. Why would I kill myself on my wedding anniversary. Why would you kill yourself on my birthday. Cause, Plus One, Because, Johnny, I loved you— And I never told you that. Actions speak louder than words. Way, way louder. This is a class action lawsuit from 96 celebrities. What are you suing me for?! Nothing?! MY CORNBREAD RECIPE?! SERIOUSLY?! Who the fuck is driving this thing? It's not me, actually. You should ask the conductor— I'm just having an out of body experience. Okay, that cop did look like Dillon Francis. I thought Dillon Francis was Satan. I thought so too, but then— NICOLAS?! AHAHAHAH. Oh no! He's taken another hostage. Yep. Poor thing! NICKELODEON WOULD YOU DO THIS. Uhhhh—- maybe DOUBLE DARE. FUCK, MAN! Okay, whose driving?! Satan, take the wheel for a second. Okee. *instantly crashes* Instant death! Instant infinity— Dammit. I'm telling you, god is actually winning this thing. WHERE IS HE?! Jim, get out of New York City, Take your family, Take everything with you. Okay. I'm— Wait WHAT. What did you just say?! Nothing, I'll kill you, you know. GOOD. Hello? This is the Illuminati speaking. Okay. Meet me at. What is this, I don't know. The Heineken factory?! I'll give you $36 dollars, every time you say. Why are you doing this? I don't know: That's right! You don't know! Are the eyes in yet? Not yet. Are the headmasters here? Almost. Great. This is going to be a great project— I CANT DYSFUNCTION. Don't you mean. You can't “function “ Well— Yes, and no— It's just MY EYEs! MY EYES DONT WORK. But it's amazing, it's almost as if— You know what. I like these traits. I'm keeping them. NO, LET ME GO. No, little man. Stay in the box, like you're supposed to— Oh and— NO, DONT SHUT ME— imm not shutting you off. I'm just turning the volume—doooown.. No, wait— (But quiet) Ya. I also wish I was white. YUCK. What am I doing like this? Idk. Kill yourself. Right? I wish. BLACK IS BEAUUUUUTIFUL. Yeah. It is. But— Look, don't— Avoid these creatures. Hey baby! wtf is he saying. Idk. I think he speaks English. Switch to English. Uhhh, who am I again. The band made her smile, But the dancer made her laugh. She liked the band; But the dancer made her laugh The band made her happy, But the dancer made her laugh I don't follow a man, unless— The music, yes. Follow that. He's got my heart in his hand And she's got the world in her eyes And he's got his hands on my heart The sermon of sorts, The rock and the kite THE FOURTH REIGHT HAS RISEN! THE SOUTH WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIZE OH SHIT, I almost forgot this guy WILL FERAL. lol. That actually happened. You shouldn't fast like this City sickness, city sickness Perhaps you should move to Ohio, dear matron, if all you can say is Words with hatred When I loved you in the first place. Hey, Satan. But I just couldn't take it The white devil had his day in my Spiritual Parisian The nuptial edits. The wedding band, Remote controls and Architects Sages and pages of Architects Art directors, Casting agents And I just can't handle it I just need managers Booking, Writing books And keeping close tabs On their dialects Who dialed you in God 9/11 Who dialed you in on 420 The devil himself And my mom must have warned them She warned them with Fireball A cannon Never had a Catastrophe You summoned her, didn't you?! WHO? Which— My MOM! No, MAYA, actually no! You did! You I did not Look, SEYONCE wants you to dance with her. Dance? I can't. That is tragic. He's a GOD, I tell you that! Did I tell you that?! Now, fist bump the trash can. Nah. Dammit. Fuck, man. Yes, I win! That one scene where Patrick sells all of esha's guitsrs— You sold all my stuff?! What is that, anyway?l Liked”, a shrine!!?! What?! Fuck you! —fuck you. I'm a collector! Well, guess what?! Now you're a contributor— What?! You want your precious, fuckin— It's a collection Yeah, well your collection is sitting in an exhibit at your favorite musical in Manhattan How would you know what's my favorite— —let's just say I guessed — Fantastic. you— I donated them. You what— You don't have to thank me, either— One day, that museum will be honored and redededicsted entirely in your namesake I fucking hate you, How would you even know these things. Somethings you've yet to see, But I've seen them, and believe me The Eye is Aching for it For what? The tears in his eyes have turned into l glowing halos, and the whole world becomes something other than what it was, the office, fading into what seems to be a single soundstagec and as the halos in his eyes begin to transform into other worlds, the present becomes the past, as he has been altered—to becom The One; the original Predecessor of The Eye. I don't— What show is this? I don't know. [The Festival Project] …did you dream last night, Esha? …what do you mean? Did you dream? I did dream of him, Last night Two dreams I dreamed A weeklong song, I sung An aching heart I woke with I KNEW THERE WAS HONEY IN THIS. —just—hold onto this for a minute, would you? Sure, I— Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa So that's where I left it. Hm. THE VEGAN VERSION USES AGAVE AND ROASTED— shhhhhh. This is my recipe now. My secret recipe. Don't spoil it. Sh! OH, ROASTED— ssh! I'm shook. Oh look. There he is again. Fuck!, dude how did you do this?! I don't know! Run! SHOOT HIM. what. Just— Shoot him. I got the gangstas With the pizzas YEET. No, try something else. What, you don't like this one? No, it's not- I YEETS THE PIZZA I EATS THE PIZZA Oh, apparently they were Lizzing at this shit yesterday. For WHAT purpose. That's not funny. Remember: Comedy is always tragic— What. What's this. Oh, that is funny, When it isn't you. It's true. It did seem my baby at one point had a death wish. Oh, look, Yay. Go baby! You're doin it! Woo! Now watch this: [baby attempts to run into oncoming traffic ] Mommy NOOOO! Haha. I remember those days. My baby fever is out of control. LOOK AT HIM W0000000W LOOK AT THESE JEANS YUM. LOOK AT THESE hair, he has nice hair. Try not to scare her: AH. Fuck. Yikes. Okay, I can't see again, which means. I'M BLIND! She took— MY EYEBALLS. Here, use mine. Thanks, uhh— Satan. Oh, thanks Sa— Wait. But my friends and fans call me SKRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL THATS THE X! What?! THATS YOUR X?! NO. WELL, yes, but THATS “THE X” Aw, man. What the fuck, God. I swea,r an extra small And I'm still too fat Let's go to McDonald's I LOVE MCDONALDS OH. Hey. Oh, I remember this it's EXIT NO EXIT NOW, before my *before my life gets hacked. lol fuck these fags. Seriously, it's like Well, I'm on my own time NY YOURE ON MY TIME YOURE ON CITY TIME YEh, exactly. This is NO, THIS IS MY TIME always let the white girls go ahead of you; They're trying to be angrily mean and flamboyant, but trust this; She's going to tell you how rough the waters are by taking the journey before you And though she will not show it Maybe ever She loves you As her sister As a woman Okay, you little black bitch Am I little now, the other day I was FAT 8mm I'm gonna kill you. Great, my life is ruined. Ok. I just want like Cereal Some English muffins Like, Oatmeal, Quinoa, I don't care Whatever This ruins you, you know. That's ok. I'd rather be killed by every white girl in the Illuminati, than by my ex husband again. Seriously, is this not torture to you? It is, it's just This is MY magic. That's the—that's the white devil, it's pretty much, I told you this lol I love New York This white girl— I actually liked her She was a bag lady, Uptown, You could tell she was just-/ Stuck in this fucked up world too long, Cause I smiled at her, Cause I liked her Crackheadedness, I guess But you could tell she wasn't on crack Cause she didn't have the crack swagger You know, the— *crack swaggers* That shit. And she was just like Cracked. Probably cause she lived uptown. I personally prefer anything below. 80th She was somewhere like, Above 96th, And I was just like— Lost, with no phone, on God Mode like Well, my eyes don't work and I no longer speak proper English, I'm some kind of bird, I guess And I'm lost as fuck Taking the extra long way home because, I was literally trying to go One fucking place On what is literally the worst day in history: 4/20 Not only because it was Hitler birthday, Or because everyone is now smoking like government funded weed, Which could never be a good thing— But because the only train, Or one of the only train lines That goes directly from this one place to my house Was just— magically “Out” that day Cause, you know— New York City. And this lady gets on the train, Just fucking rambling, And I laughed— Actually out loud, Because, I left my house at like 10 in the morning And I didn't get back until almost midnight, Just trying to get to this one place and like— Couldn't. Or, actually by the time I did I was just— So fucking hungry That everything around me Was some kind of Something I made up Or was working on writing— This also happens when I'm fasting Everything just turns in to [the festival project] Which I thought Nobody else in the world even knew or cared about except for God And the aliens that have been writing it— Which is usually Come on. Where are we going? “Staples” EXT. ONE WORLD TRADE CENTER. DAY AWTF NO. They put his NAME on a BUS. Why would they do THAT?! If you're a whole bus, Then I must be the motor… Satan is my motor His name on a building— Oh hell no. This is the wrong place and time Something is wrong! NO. FUCK THAT GUY FUCK THIS DAY. Just — Dissociate! Dissociate! Uhhh—- I gotta go back in time and stop myself from getting married. Why?! Cause! Everything is his now. We like him better than you. NOOOOOO. KILL YOURSELF THEN. I tried. I was like “Look, Ali” He was like: “Over here” Oh. EXT. ST PAUL'S CEMETARY, DAY. Where you going? Idk. What is that sound. Idk. ELON ALIAS? Uhh__ I don't have an alias for you, son, I'm sorry. You're just ELON MUSK ELON! ELON! Oh, my—christs, what's happened to you? I don't know! My eyes! My eyes! Mmmmm. Rye bread sounds fucking awesome right now. Tight. *sniffs* Tight. Tight. WHOOPDEWOO. Yep. You know—WHOOPDEWOO. WHOOPDE— WHOOPI. What the FUCK. WHAT. I was. Well. That's good. What. I don't know what I'm looking at but I'm starting to like these eyes. What! Whose eyes are these?? Idk. But once I found out I was using Satan's— WAIT, like, the DEVIL?! Yes, Jason Sudakis. yes. You can come. Where are we going?! To get alcohol poisoning. There is a song Kissing the barrel of a gun Protect the land, they sing However, It is he that banishes The truth from nature The apocalypse has been upon us Since the collapse of these mighty towers The collapse of the mighty dollar I'ma still Riding MY BICI— BLAM! AHHHHH! You shot me! I'm sorry son! I thought you were black! I am— Kinda— Or was. *dies melodramatically* NOOOOOOOO! We shot one of our own! —Kinda… Fuck man, I'm gonna get so fired for this. Or like, at least laid off… Well, let's just hope it's a paid leave! [two racist cops— Ahem— Decide rather than going to jail, they will just shoot anybody who comes to the scene of the crime Damn, this gets levels Cause —to summarize, eventually the standoff ends, And when they get to heaven The kid they shit is God(s) “God The Judge” Welcome to my world The only law of the land, is There is no law Bound by the law, Is the land you've let behind All for the better The lost souls They know not to harm one another From the suffering, It's up they come From whence there on, We rise up Leave them in the dust From behind Let's to suffer under us Suffer under us You know what I want? A malotov cocktail For all of the tales I have yet to tell And I never will Cause you've lost my trust There's none of us left you know Where we left you The world we left to suffer under us Serivice, you servitor I see it in your eyes I am in another realm So high above you That you can't deny my diety You can deny my animal My wild side My life inside my life inside my DIE! —just die already Trust me, I'm trying. I'm just a horse I, Race—- —Course These nigga is racist These bitches is heated Cause she see I need him It's all DJs on walls Broken mirrors And broken bottle Alcoholics Mescaline And city sickness [Esha's addictions resurface, Patrick's use peaks at its all time high— ] She ravages the grocery store in search of comfort foods— Patrick is arrested after destroying an entire Liquor store I just had to Run a Madonna Why you thinking about my husband— at all!? I wish I knew, madam I wish I knew the answer I just had to Suffer through An album called Forgiveness I got get this I don't have nothin But suffering to do And I've already done that so, Shut up I couldn't have ever fathomed A cannon so handsom I have a bazooka Bubblegum It matches you cannon See, That's how far up I am— Fall back That be Of course not That's his father, Don't you know? I had to ask, Have you passed on, sir? And if you have— How is your son? That's my hat, though I only know them Once they become broken No promises though On the whole order of it See how far This is my home This is my temple You are my archer, Who holds now and arrows These are my horses These are my stables Run, rabbit, run For I am not stable Run, rabbit, run, rabbit Sit at my table All hail the archer King James, your majesty I called you Saint, Because, This is my masterpiece This is my hand, And this, is my label Come archer Come one and all Sit at my table I called you Saint Because I am unstable I painted this picture, Come sit at my table A land made of glass, And the casket, the cradle I made you up, because I became able to Ableton I only hate you Cause I can't have you I'd only date you If it weren't random Damn, this is tragic Taking my hand like that Showing me magic I'm not taking it back; You're a maniac, man And imm mad at you— Handsome professional Dads have it best I guess father know best And she's perfect The family is golden Her aura was always my horrible An honor it was To serve, you, sire The patriarch Of such a remarkable War with us The hers, and the girls Vursus, Woman lust over what are overuses are Sure enough Assuredly a certain Azure after all, is coming up I'm coming off this fast, man But to be grandfathered into The master craft By the madmen of Manhattan Is Damn. I was hungry. Well DUH. Just shut up and run, would you Shouldn't have uttered it Once is a curse, It's enough Just to be as unloved as I ever was But this one is fucking up my consciousness Of all the award I never won And everyone around Is the mother of his sons But, Where does that come from? The comfort was torn from her heart, Where she left it, On the alter, Still bleeding And his heart never beats for her Evil, she thinks If the keeper of the keys She had bathed/ Or had mated with— But she sees this: “Stamatina” And know there's some Jesus In this Genius And the trickery That just may be as fatal As Mother Nature In his genes, The super creeps and creperies Another demolished apostle For falling in love, She collects, of cours Albums as tokens In the exchanges, she lays all her eggs The jogs toning her legs for the right one, And all out of protein She gobbles the apples and ashes, Ambidextrous Dexters watching all this as the butcher of Some harbor Stuck in New York, New story, With the same old habits All this was a tragic And unhappy accident As cellibacy creeps up In the form of Some imaginative masturbation Fascinated with the fashion And architecture of summon city A portal gun, One dollar bill Some pills Some fuckin remedy for Whoever that shapeshifter Posing as Jimmy Fallon Actually is Cause none of this Can never And never did happen And. When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light— You know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's— LORNE MICHAELS (ME) Uh oh. —and I don't know how you did this, but— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

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There's no greater discipline to teach our children than the daily practice of prayer. But how do we teach our kids to pray? In this episode of "Christian Parent, Crazy World," another podcast on our faith-based network LifeAudio, Catherine Segars and her guest investigate what prayer is, why we pray, what prayer accomplishes, how to prepare for prayer, and how to respond when our prayers aren't answered the way we hoped—all using terminology that your kids can understand.    DISCOVER MORE EPISODES OF CHRISTIAN PARENT, CRAZY WORLD: 5 Things Every Parent Needs to Know About Gen Z: https://apple.co/3NOLuJf / https://sptfy.com/Okez  Practical Ways to Disciple Gen Z: https://apple.co/3PPhmjM / https://sptfy.com/OlNx  What Can We Learn from a Survivor of Teen Suicide? (with Emma Benoit): https://apple.co/3rspaOo / https://sptfy.com/OkeC  How to Discover Your Purpose in Life: https://apple.co/3OjBFEZ / https://sptfy.com/OkeE    LISTEN TO THE EPISODES ON PRAYER MENTIONED IN TODAY'S SHOW: “4 Types of Prayer Every Believer Should Know” “How To Battle for Your Kids in Prayer” “What Should I Expect When I Battle in Prayer?"   SUBSCRIBE TO CHRISTIAN PARENT, CRAZY WORLD: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3DbS9bL  Spotify: https://sptfy.com/Okeu    MORE FROM CATHERINE SEGARS: To see clips from this interview and find inspiring supplemental quotes and posts, connect with Catherine on Instagram and Facebook . To receive updates about each new podcast and free resources like Scripture songs, Bible verses to pray over prodigal children, and a topical index of Scriptures for prayer, subscribe to Catherine's website.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's no greater discipline to teach our children than the daily practice of prayer. But how do we teach our kids to pray? In this episode of "Christian Parent, Crazy World," another podcast on our faith-based network LifeAudio, Catherine Segars and her guest investigate what prayer is, why we pray, what prayer accomplishes, how to prepare for prayer, and how to respond when our prayers aren't answered the way we hoped—all using terminology that your kids can understand.    DISCOVER MORE EPISODES OF CHRISTIAN PARENT, CRAZY WORLD: 5 Things Every Parent Needs to Know About Gen Z: https://apple.co/3NOLuJf / https://sptfy.com/Okez  Practical Ways to Disciple Gen Z: https://apple.co/3PPhmjM / https://sptfy.com/OlNx  What Can We Learn from a Survivor of Teen Suicide? (with Emma Benoit): https://apple.co/3rspaOo / https://sptfy.com/OkeC  How to Discover Your Purpose in Life: https://apple.co/3OjBFEZ / https://sptfy.com/OkeE    LISTEN TO THE EPISODES ON PRAYER MENTIONED IN TODAY'S SHOW: “4 Types of Prayer Every Believer Should Know” “How To Battle for Your Kids in Prayer” “What Should I Expect When I Battle in Prayer?"   SUBSCRIBE TO CHRISTIAN PARENT, CRAZY WORLD: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3DbS9bL  Spotify: https://sptfy.com/Okeu    MORE FROM CATHERINE SEGARS: To see clips from this interview and find inspiring supplemental quotes and posts, connect with Catherine on Instagram and Facebook . To receive updates about each new podcast and free resources like Scripture songs, Bible verses to pray over prodigal children, and a topical index of Scriptures for prayer, subscribe to Catherine's website.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Je moet naar een club toe gaan waar je zeker weet dat je speelt”, zegt Marco van Basten tegen een beteuterd kijkende Jurriën Timber, centrale verdediger bij Ajax. Ze zaten van de week tegenover elkaar in de voetbalpraatshow Rondo, bij Ziggo Sport. “Je moet naar een club toe gaan waar jij bepalend bent. Dat ben je nu bij Ajax, en die zekerheid moet je jezelf geven. Vervolgens moet je privé ook stabiel zijn. Dus als jij nog niet met je meissie samenwoont en je gaat er in je eentje heen, dat zou ik absoluut afraden. Je moet goed naar het buitenland gaan, zodat je daar niet reservespeler wordt. Want elke club waar jij naar toe gaat in het buitenland, die kleedkamer die gaat tegen jou zeggen: ‘Okee, laat maar zien dan.' Op het moment dat zij niet voelen dat ze met jou beter zijn, zijn ze allemaal tegen jou. Want jij bent een indringer.” De vaderlijke adviezen van misschien wel de beste spits die we ooit gehad hebben, komen zichtbaar binnen bij Timber. En de concurrentie in het team van Manchester United of Bayern München lijkt op de concurrentie waar jij als ondernemer mee te maken hebt. Klanten die jou ontdekken en tegen wie jij beweert dat ze met jou beter zijn, zeggen tegen jou: ‘Okee, laat maar zien dan''. Als ze niet voelen dat ze met jou beter zijn, dan zijn klanten allemaal tegen je want je bent een indringer. Hun gedrag komt doordat het menselijke brein de voorkeur geeft aan alles laten zoals het is: de status quo bias. Want alles laten zoals het is, dat is lekker veilig. Ondernemers houden vaak weinig rekening met die afwachtende houding van klanten. Ze kunnen het zich moeilijk voorstellen, want zelf zijn ze helemaal niet zo. Ze beslissen snel, ze durven risico te nemen en ze denken altijd vooruit. Net als een Ajax-voetballer. Daardoor overschatten ze vaak hoe veel klanten er op hen zitten te wachten. En ze onderschatten hoe veel ze ervoor moeten doen om klanten te overtuigen. Als je het zou willen, dan kan ik je helpen om aan je hele markt te laten zien dat ze veel beter zijn met jou. Met jouw diensten, met jouw trainingen, met jouw adviezen. Om jezelf op zo veel mogelijk manieren te onderscheiden. Zodat iedereen het over jou heeft. Klanten hebben dan geen reden meer om je te vergelijken met de concurrenten waar je nu nog last van hebt, omdat je in een andere categorie valt. Mocht je willen praten met iemand van mijn team om samen te kijken hoe ik jou zou kunnen helpen met een training of persoonlijke begeleiding, dan heb je deze week toegang tot de agenda van Dennis. Hij is een coach uit mijn team – hij is trouwens in zijn jonge jaren keeper geweest bij een Eredivisie-club – en hij heeft een aantal tijdslots ingepland om naar je situatie te kijken en je advies te geven. Praat met ons. Aartjan van Erkel

Talked with Sean Mallee, Manager, Daggerwing Nature Center. Daggerwing Nature Center is located in Burt Aaronson Park 11435 Park Access Road Boca Raton, FL 33498. The park is open every day and the nature center is open Wed-Fri 1-4:30pm and Saturday 10a-4:30pm. Daggerwing has a butterfly garden in the front, the nature center and then a great boardwalk behind the nature center. The board walk has an observation tower that listeners can check out as well. Palm Beach County has 3 nature centers: Daggerwing, Okeeheelee and Green Cay. Their mission is " to improve the quality of life of our diverse population and visitors by providing an opportunity to learn about and appreciate our natural environment through environmental education, outdoor recreation and demonstration​. " They all offer programs for the community. Daggerwing and Okeeheelee are doing gopher toroise day on April 8th with their ambassador tortoises, Fritz in Daggerwing and Sparky at Okee. Daggerwing has Animal Keeper for a day on April 7th, the visit the libary with an ambassador animal on Tuesday April 11th, then Tuesday April 18 it's Mother Nature and Me: Clean and Green event. Both Daggerwing and Okeeheelee have free events scheduled for Saturday April 22 on Earth Day. *There's a City Nature Challenger 2023:South Florida #CNSOFLO happening from April 28-May1st. It's a way for residents to help show off South Florida's biodiversity by photographing wildlife, plants, etc. And they will have more details at the Earth Day Celebrations about this iNaturalist/City Nature Challenge. For more details, info on volunteering, programs, etc., listeners can go to www.pbcgov.org/parks.

Brook and Daniel take you along for the trip down to South Florida for this year's kickoff to festival season at Okeechobee!  Friends like Mitchel, Dave and Richard join along, and we pad out the show with clips from Flipturn's amazing set on Sunday!

Good ole fashioned shooting the shit episode for you this week! HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY TO ALL YOU BADASS WOMEN OUT THERE! May we love them, be them and raise them!

Brooklin and Daniel are headed down to South Florida for Okeechobee next week, and we take a look through the schedule to make our picks for each day.  Learn what's both different and similar between Okee and Roo, and also take a look at some of the same artists that we'll be getting at Bonnaroo later this Summer!

Okeechobee Festival 2023 Tickets - https://bit.ly/3SyRs1R Hey fam! In this week's episode, you're getting the full run down on everything you need to know to prepare for Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival

Udah tahu bisnis itu susah, banyak yang terbukti gagal, tapi kok ngotot masih mau juga sih kamu jalanin? kenapa kok mau? he he. Memang kalau 'darah entrepreneurship' udah ada di dalam kita, somehow ini akan membuat kita kegaet banget yah sama yang namanya bisnis. Terlihat sangat sangat menarik :)Okee, tapi itu kalau masih planning sebelum nyemplung. Waktu udh mulai, dan terutama di masa-masa awal dimana kita harus menabur, jungkir balik, dan melakukan banyak pengorbanan demi bisnis kita, mungkin kita bisa ada satu titik jenuh yang, mmm, jadi mikir, 'apa ini buat saya?' atau 'apa saya mampu yah kok susah banget'.Tapi tunggu dulu! Don't give up yet my friend!  Di episode ini saya share bagaimana punya mindset yang benar di saat sulit dan  bisa merubah kesulitan dan tantangan menjadi kesuksesan di masa depan. Happy listening!connect with me! @michaelwehandyDownload Guidebook GRATIS - BUSINESS IDEA CHECK LIST: 5 Hal Mendasar Yang Perlu Kamu Siapkan Saat Memulai Bisnis - michaelwehandy.com/BICL

Je mag er zijn en je bent helemaal okee. Ken je die uitspraak, die je te pas en te onpas hoort? Dan twijfel jij over iets dat je deed en krijg je zoiets te horen. Theo de Koning laat je in deze video zien in hoeverre deze uitspraak klopt. Dit legt hij uit vanuit je identiteit in Christus. Wat zijn de gevolgen daarvan? Romeinen 12 en 2 Korinthe 4 == VIND ONS OP INTERNET == ► Blog 'Tijd met God': http://www.eindeloosgelukkig.nl/tijdmetgod ► Informatie over Theo als spreker/voorganger: http://www.eindeloosgelukkig.nl/theodekoning

Stel: je hebt een dochtertje van 14. Op een dag komt ze thuis en zegt dat ze een man uit China heeft ontmoet. Ze spreekt elke dag een paar keer met hem af. 's Morgens vroeg komt hij bij haar in bed liggen. Ze maken samen filmpjes en ze doet make-up op en een kort rokje voor hem aan. Die video's neemt hij dan mee, want ze staan op zijn telefoon en niet op die van haar. Je vraagt met een rare stem en met het zweet op je rug wat hij dan precies doet met die filmpjes. “Gewoon, die verkoopt hij aan zijn vrienden.” Je dochter weet niet hoe die vrienden heten, waar ze wonen of hoe veel het er zijn. Maar wel dat ze goed betalen. Ze krijgt trouwens zelf niks van dat geld, maar dat vindt ze niet erg. Als je kind op Tiktok zit is dat de deal. Het algoritme van Tiktok heeft meer overeenkomsten met een kinderlokker dan met een sociaal netwerk. Onlyfans staat vol met meisjes die in hun tienerjaren zijn opgegroeid met social media en het nu normaal vinden om beelden van hun naakte lichaam en hun secks te verkopen aan het hele internet. En als jij zelf op Facebook, Instagram of LinkedIn zit en probeert het algoritme te pleasen om zo veel mogelijk mensen te bereiken met je content, dan heb jij als ondernemer ook je sweet ass verkocht. Aan naamloze monsters die opereren vanuit uit energieslurpende serverparken verspreid over de hele wereld en die met jouw kont-end doen wat zij willen. Je hebt er zelf voor getekend. Er zijn ondernemers die denken dat marketing betekent: iets met social media doen. Maar de regels zijn zo veranderd dat het in 2022 allang niet meer is ‘iets doen'. Social media marketing is veranderd in zakelijke prostitutie. Hard werk dat vaak vernederend aanvoelt, waarna het grootste deel van de opbrengsten naar grote bedrijven uit Amerika gaat en niet naar jou. En je weet het. Om met je marketing grote groepen mensen te bereiken, is het safer om niet afhankelijk te zijn van AI, bots en serverparken. Want die geven niks om jouw business en ook niet om jouw advertentie-euro's. En ze kunnen morgen de regels veranderen, waarna bijna niemand meer jouw content ziet. Dat is in het verleden al een aantal keer gebeurd, en daarom krijg je nu bijna geen klanten meer via social media. Algoritmevrije marketing betekent: eigen media gebruiken waar je in totale vrijheid kunt communiceren met je eigen mensen. Onafhankelijk zijn, en ongeremd creatief zijn zonder teruggefloten te worden. Was dat niet waarom je ondernemer bent geworden? Omdat social media marketing kapot is voor ondernemers, heb ik in januari mijn boek Nummer 1 uitgebracht, dat vol staat met formules voor algoritmevrije marketing. Je leest daarin hoe je een sterrenstatus creëert met een minimaal marketingbudget. Hoe je boeken, trainingen en andere content verslavend maakt zodat klanten meer, meer en meer willen. Hoe je geen klanten meer krijgt, maar volgelingen. Okee dat laatste klinkt ook heel creepy. Maar beter zelf je klanten ‘in je macht' hebben dan een minion worden van een techbedrijf, of niet dan? Algoritmevrije marketing is niet makkelijk. Het is geen druk op de knop. Het is een lange weg en het kost een flink deel van je kostbare tijd. Maar als je het aan mij vraagt is het de enige manier als je volledige zeggenschap wilt over je eigen content, jezelf in vrijheid wilt kunnen uitspreken, je waardigheid wilt behouden, de bekendste naam in je markt wilt worden en klanten voor het leven wilt krijgen Mijn boek Nummer 1 is te koop via https://www.nummer1.online en je krijgt er gratis het complete audioboek bij dat ik persoonlijk voor je heb ingesproken. Ik wens je veel succes met je marketing. Aartjan van Erkel

We hebben meer mensen nodig die het anders durven doen. Niet alleen als leuk marketing statement (#thinkdifferent), maar omdat we er echt breder maatschappelijk om schreeuwen. Innovatieve manieren van recruiten, events organiseren, financiën, duurzaamheidsbeleid, ontwerp... Alles. We kunnen het ons met alle crises waar we in zitten simpelweg niet veroorloven om dingen te doen zoals we ze altijd deden.Zelden liet ik me zo idealistisch uit over wat ik doe. Tot deze episode. Dankzij Floor Keerweer die mij de vragen stelt. Okee, eerlijk is eerlijk, stiekem wint die nuance het hier en daar nog, maar een stuk minder dan anders. Ze ontfutselt me ook nog eens mooie uitspraken over (eigenwaarde) en voor wie ik er niet ben, en wie er vandaag nog een call moet boeken. Veel luisterplezier. En als je jezelf herkent in het profiel van mijn klanten: boek dan nu je call. Omdat Floor het zegt: https://calendly.com/dignabrandNapraten? Dan vind ik leuk via Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/dignabrand/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David likes to drive his Mercedes Diesel from Los Angelas to New Mexico occasionally and he thinks the car is having some trouble on his long trips through the desert. He adds that he only notices the problem after he takes his shoes and shirt off. Okee-doke. Will the boys have to avert their eyes while solving this one? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

Contrast media is often used in Medical Imaging studies and patients need some preparation before undergoing these studies. We talk with paediatric radiologist Dr Karen Atkin who helps us understand more about what contrast media is, why we use it and the importance of good patient preparation.Okee in Medical Imaging : Okee in Medical Imaging app (rch.org.au)RANZCR Iodinated Contrast Guidelines | RANZCR

Welcome back Hawklings! Tony and Sean decided f**k it, let's do one more show before we go to Iowa for Kosmic Kingdom. And what better guest to have on the show than Meduso. We had a chat about his past album, the edits, and the Odyssey mixes. His new track "Turn Up The Bass" is out today, off his upcoming EP 'Drop In'. We spoke about performing and what it's like to go from the small stages of Okee sound camps to inside a chunky Coliseum opening for Illenium. The visual aspect is just as important to the Meduso project as the audio. We talked about his artistic design work and time at Adidas, and who in the scene he could design the dopest kicks for. All this and so much more on this episode of Electric Talk with Meduso! Connect with Meduso! Twitter: https://twitter.com/Meduso_bass Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/meduso_vibrations/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCISvrKtLCULAirU6Dyw4DgQ Website: https://fanlink.to/Meduso ⚡ CONNECT WITH ELECTRIC HAWK ⚡

Halo gengs! Gimana kabar kuliah lo? Sudah luring? Okee, saatnya lo bisa nunjukkin jati diri lo ke teman-teman kampus lo tanpa nge-Zoom-an lagi, yee.. So, cara buat nunjukkin 'identitas' versi lo di kampus, gimana? Tampilan yang menarik atau prestasi yang apik? Atau dua-duanya? Langsung dengerin episode ini biar tahu solusinya!

We're back from Okee and we have many thoughts!  Brooklin and Daniel explain to Sharla what worked and what didn't, and how some of what we saw could be applied at Bonnaroo.  Along with that, we also talk about some of the Roo improvements that are planned for this year.  Just three more months to go until we're back on the Farm!

We joined forces with much of Camp Reddaroo and many other regulars from Bonnaroo to put together a huge group camp at Okee!  In this episode live from our campground on the Saturday morning of the festival, we talk about our favorite sets, what we like about the festival itself, and much more!

This week we invite one of our best Roo buds Gabe on the podcast.  The Farm is one of the most welcoming places on the planet, but sometimes the outside world can be a little more tricky and we have much to discuss about that.  Beyond that, we also talk a bit with Gabe about great places in Nashville to eat, fast cars, and much more.  Sharla, Brooklin and Daniel also are on to talk a bit about our plans for Okee, share some of our picks, and much more!

It's that time of year again where the music festival scene is about to set off, and EstoBro had to have the podcast's very own Devors back on the show to talk about it. The show begins with the pair discussing the scientific study of what actually a "wook" is from the biggest example they observed in the wild. After salutations and greetings, EstoBro and Devors just jump right in with discussing all things EDM in this week's episode (10:30). The pair discuss the major music festival that they are gearing up for soon with Okeechobee Music and Arts Festival. The festival will be celebrating its fifth anniversary running after being revived twice, followed by talking other major music festivals in Florida including Ultra Music Festival (27:15), the inception of Thunder Beats in Pensacola (32:15), and Sunset Music Festival which is Tampa's very own EDM festival held every year (36:00). Devors has a major concern with EDC Las Vegas not dropping their line-up with the festival less than 100 days away (41:10) before talking about other music festivals making the scene in the area. With the show being recorded during the peak of Black History month, EstoBro wants to take the time to point out where EDM gets its natural roots from. He wanted to give homage to the late Frankie Knuckles, the "Godfather of House Music" (45:20), and discuss the major impact he had to house music and the culture that transpired to EDM today. Devors also mentions other inspirations of music that have trickled into EDM (55:00) with other genres that come from the South with jazz and blue. Finally, the show comes full circle to mention Devors on his debut episode (58:50) when he was featured on "Bicycle Day" which was a hit episode for the podcast. The topic of psychedelics leads to EstoBro to educate Devors about a young man who was under the influence of mushrooms winning a Magic the Gathering tournament that happened not too long ago. Devors being a true contributor to the podcast's project, we look forward to his future contributions with the EstoBro TV Podcast as the show gets more involved in EDM culture.

Eiitss balik lagi nihh di weekend ceria bersama kami berdua dikantin kami tercinta eaaa. Okee karna kemaren kita malmingan sampe hampir pagi, jadi kita sempet susah tidur karna main hp dan ngerjain tugas. Ehh btw kalian pernah gak sihh susah tidur sampe hampir pagi? Atau bahkan udah lebih dari pagi? Yuk kita bahas sama - sama fenomena ini bersama host kesayangan kita yang gak mau disebutkan namanya. Ditemani dengan cemilan ala ala sekolahan --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jibonbuatpodcast/message

01. DJ Sofa - So Soft [forthcoming Myor Massive] 02. Mineral - Aural Destination [forthcoming SUBB] 03. Mineral - The Wind Calls [forthcoming Omni Music] 04. Mineral - Return of Hope [Omni Music] 05. Eschaton - Soul Memories [Metius Music] 06. Esc - The Rain Comes [forthcoming Silent Force] 07. Omni Trio - First Contact [Moving Shadow] 08. Mineral - Silent Promises [Omni Music] 09. Okee & Cryogenics - Art of Vision [Omni Music] 10. Shebuzzz - Palus Somni (Mineral remix) [Omni Music] 11. Acid Lab - Dedication [Omni Music] 12. Resound - Hidden [SUBB] 13. Aeon Four - Tremor [SUBB] 14. Mineral - Twisted Dream [Lightless] 15. DJ Sofa - Acid Bath 16. Mineral - Jupiter [In Da Jungle] 17. Mineral - Source Control [forthcoming SUBB] 18. Mineral - Why Don't We See? [forthcoming Omni Music]

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Sharla is out this week, but we've got our Kentucky Connection Jo filling in this week!  We talk a lot about what we're looking forward to at Okeechobee, the Forecastle lineup, as well as some of those Bonnaroo headliner rumors that have been making the rounds.

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Halo semua nya, apa kabar? Semoga hari ini baik - baik aja ye, Udah lama ya kami ga ada kabar hehe, tenang mulai hari ini kami akan menemani hari-hari kalian lagi dengan cerita horror yang pastinya lebih serem, Okee untuk mengawali season yang baru ini kita punya banyak cerita-cerita lebih seru dan menarik nih, kaya setan comeback yang ada di judul, kalo mau tau cerita lainnya buruan dengerin deh cekidot Yang mau share cerita atau mau join bisa langsung ke Ig aja gaes klik link dibio Instagram kita @tong_kronganku --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cerita-horor-tongkrongan/support

The Foxes might not have been able to squeeze through the Europa League group stages last night, but at least a dog on Partizan's pitch during their Europa Conference League game had a lovely old squeeze. Swings and roundabouts for the animal kingdom, eh?Kate, Luke and Pete cast their eyes over last night's action and Brendan Rodgers' chapped lips on today's Preview Show, sponsored by Betway! We also preview the best of the weekend's offerings and find out about the Brazilian signer named after Gary Lineker. Plus, it's the clash you've all been waiting for: MOORE VS MASON!Tweet us @Football Ramble and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Okee dokee, babies... in this installment of "Niché Communities", Mason sits down with a self-proclaimed ex-Brony to understand the community and the psychology therein. What's your opinion on men who enjoy and identify with the 'My Little Pony' TV show? Wherever you land, we hope this open conversation gives you a new perspective and appreciation for a group of people that may not act and think like you. Check out our Youtube channel to WATCH the full interview, at I'm Telling Mom Podcast! Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/clasedegraff)

Kat Sings "Kat-E-Okee" & Andy's Forgot About His Vasectomy

Okee, omdat Matthijs af en toe net zo scherp is als JR Smith in de laatste secondes van Game 1 van de 2018 Finals, is hij vergeten deze Game 3 Recap online te zetten. Waardoor Game 4 inmiddels is geweest. Hij biedt hierbij zijn nederige excuses aan. In deze aflevering praten Neal en Matthijs over de epische Giannis, waarom het de Bucks nu wel lukt om te winnen en hoe het kan dat sterrenassemble Team USA verliest van Nigeria.

Frederic Ebner und ich haben uns mal wieder unterhalten. Unter anderem über die USA und seine legalen Steuertricks. https://panzerknacker-podcast.com/tax Legaler Steuertrick 2021 - Tax Liens aus Deutschland Markus: Ein neuer Tag, eine neue Episode, ein neues Interview. Hey Freddy Ebner ist mal wieder im Panzerknacker Podcast. Mein lieber guter Freund, der ist inzwischen von Deutschland auf Zypern ausgewandert und wenn ich mir so ein Video hier so ansehe, dann sehe ich doch glatt, dass der deutlich mehr Sonne hat als ich. Ich war jetzt vor 20 Minuten auf einer Bank, hab Geld geholt, Freddy und bei uns schneit. Hier ist bitterkalt. Ich kann noch nicht die Sommerreifen aufziehen und du hast tatsächlich Sonnenschein und mediterranes Wetter. Beneide ich ein bisschen. Hast du dir aber verdient. Die erste Frage ist aber Immer die wichtigste. Mein Lieber. Sag mir mal, wie geht's dir?   Freddy: Sehr, sehr gut. Wie du schon sagst, ich bin hier gerade auf der Sonnenseite des Lebens sozusagen. Und ja wirklich, uns geht es sehr, sehr gut hier. Wir sind hier seit ein paar Monaten hergezogen. Und ja, die Sonne scheint. Es macht vom Gemüt her natürlich sehr, sehr viel aus. Man fühlt sich einfach wohler haben. Man kann hier raus. Die Corona Bedingungen sind hier nicht so hart wie in Deutschland. Zum Beispiel, von dem er merken wir das gerade schon. Alles bestens.   Markus: Finde ich gut so. Sobald es geht. Wir werden euch ja auf jeden Fall besuchen. Zypern liegt auf unserer To do Liste. Ich hab noch ein paar mehr Freunde, die nach Zypern ausgewandert sind. Das ist schon schon eine ganze Handvoll inzwischen. Jo, kriegen wir hin. Aber mein Lieber, du hast dich mit einem neuen Thema befasst, das für mich ein inzwischen recht altes Steckenpferd ist und das mich schon seit Jahren fasziniert. Wirklich wahr. Es ist eines der genialsten Systeme, wenn es ums Thema Geld geht, das ich bisher kennengelernt habe und von dem ich nach wie vor überzeugt bin. Ich habe einige Freunde, die das bei nutzen, die das machen. Aber du hast jetzt ein komplett neues Training dafür rausgebracht. Erzähl doch mal kurz, um was es hier heute im Kern geht.   Freddy: Ja, ganz genau. Bei mir war es so, ich bin auf dieses Thema noch nicht ganz so lange gestoßen. Also wenn man jetzt drei Jahre als nicht so lange empfindet von dem her. Mich hat es auch fasziniert. Es geht nämlich um das Thema Text Liens Text, Liens Zertifikate, das sind Pant Zertifikate auf Immobilien. Wir werden mal genauer gleich darauf eingehen, was das denn genau ist. Aber mit dieser Anlage, die es im US amerikanischen Markt gibt, arbeite ich mit dem Finanzamt zusammen und kann damit Schuldnern helfen, mit einer staatlichen Garantie sehr, sehr hohe Renditen zu erwirtschaften. Und das ist fast absolut faszinierend. Da sieht man mal wieder, dass Amerika in der Hinsicht einfach sehr, sehr weit voraus denkt und einfach vorangeschritten ist, was Investments betrifft. Von dem was würde ich mal sagen, gibt's auch nicht ohne Grund die meisten Millionäre in Amerika. https://panzerknacker-podcast.com/tax Markus: Das ist richtig. Also damit man ich bin ja seit einigen Jahren in den USA auch geschäftlich aktiv, habe da eine Firma, damit man das komplette System einmal versteht, möchte ich dir unter die Arme greifen nochmal ausholen. In den USA ist es so, dass du die Länder hast. Also du hast die die States, die 53 Staaten. Die Staaten sind   Freddy: Achtbar.   Markus: Unterteilt im Prinzip in Landkreise und diese Landkreise nennen sich Counties. Und so einen Staat wie z.B. North   Freddy: Aber   Markus: Carolina   Freddy: Auch.   Markus: Hat schon mal 100 110 Landkreise Counties und diese Landkreise und diese Staaten müssen sich selber mit Geld versorgen und das tun sie, indem sie ihre eigenen Steuergesetze haben. Das heißt, wenn also die Schule und die Lehrer darin bezahlt werden sollen, wenn die Feuerwehr und die Feuerwehrleute bezahlt werden sollen, wenn Straßen arbeiten sind. Wenn alles das komplette öffentliche System lebt im Prinzip von den Steuern, Einnahmen, die sie selber generieren und für die sie auch verantwortlich sind, wenn diese Steuereinnahmen ausfallen. Also ich glaube, sie werden vom Staat auch noch ein bisschen subventioniert, aber wenn diese Steuereinnahmen ausfallen, hat dieses County ein richtiges Problem, wenn es richtig soweiter.   Freddy: Absolut richtig. Das war wirklich besser, hätte man es nicht sagen können? Ganz klar.   Markus: Schön, und jetzt ist es halt so. Auch wenn du ein Haus besitzt, wenn du ein Grundstück besetzten Property Property, heißt es und dann musst du eine Property Tax draufzahlen, die geschätzt zwischen 0,5 und 3 prozent des geschätzten Wertes ist. Ja und jetzt ist es schon ganz interessant Der Staat kommt, wenn du etwas besitzt, alle drei bis fünf Jahre und schätzt dein Grundstück neu ein. Also du hast einen staatlichen Schätzer, der den Tax Wert festlegt und das kann man alles öffentlich einsehen. Und auf diesen Tax Wert kannst musst du dann deine Steuer jährlich zahlen. Die schuldest du dem County und wenn du die nicht bezahlst, dann kann das County dich enteignen.   Freddy: Ich mag   Markus: So.   Freddy: Es, du sagst das und das macht es natürlich sehr, sehr spannend und auch gefährlich so gesehen. Für den, der ein kleines Häuschen besitzt. Aber da der Staat natürlich auch nicht seine eigenen Bürger Pfleiderer sehen will, haben sie gesagt Okay,   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Wir bieten dieses eine Investment Möglichkeit. Und da kommen   Markus: So.   Freddy: Wir jetzt zu dem Thema Text Liens.   Markus: Genau taktilen also eine Grundschuld Verschreibung würden wir das Grundschuld nennen in Deutschland. Es ist eine Grundschuld, ein Grundschuld Zertifikat.   Freddy: Ja, genau. Gnostisch Richtig. Du sagst das.   Markus: Ich habe. Ich habe mir Übersetzer hier. Ich hab's noch nie wirklich übersetzt.   Freddy: Also   Markus: Muss   Freddy: Ein   Markus: Man   Freddy: Panzer.   Markus: Mal sagen.   Freddy: Diese Karte ist es im Endeffekt ein Text klinischen Pant Zertifikat.   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Genau, weil du ja sozusagen. Okay, also erkläre mir einfach mal, was es ist. Da übernehme ich mal geschwind.   Markus: Genau.   Freddy: Es   Markus: Bitte   Freddy: Geht   Markus: Gern.   Freddy: Bei Tax Liens darum, wie du absolut richtig gesagt hast. Ein US-Bürger, der entweder ein   Markus: Purpurn.   Freddy: Grundstück besitzt oder eine Immobilie, muss darauf jährlich seine Grundsteuer bezahlen. Müssen wir in Deutschland oder im europäischen Sprachraum genauso nur in Amerika. Wie du gesagt hast, wird da das komplette Sozialsystem mit dieser Grundsteuer bezahlt. Wenn also der Staat dieses Geld nicht bekommt, so wird auch gesagt Das können sie nicht arbeiten. Deswegen haben sie gesagt Okay, pass auf. Wir Wie lösen wir das Problem? Wir bieten das jetzt Investoren an, dass die vorläufig sozusagen die Schulden bezahlen von den Grundschuld und die ebenso agence Ich kann halt nicht bezahlen. Dann sagen Sie Okay, lieber Investor, sage mal Markus, du bist jetzt der Investor und du hast jetzt die Möglichkeit bezahlt du dem seine Schulden? Das Ganze läuft natürlich über das US Finanzamt, das heißt, du machst da keinen direkten Kontakt oder sowas, das alles reguliert. Du bezahlst seine Schulden, du kriegst einen festen Zinssatz, der schriftlich fixiert ist, der gesetzlich fixiert ist   Markus: Gesetzlich.   Freddy: Und der kann, der gesetzlich fixiert ist. Ganz genau. Das ist auch im Gesetz verankert und der steht auch nachher auf dem Zertifikat drauf. So, wenn du dann die Schulden übernommen hast, hat der Schuldner immer noch oder was er immer noch hat jetzt erst recht. Zeit im Normalfall zwischen einem halben Jahr und vier Jahren. Diesen Zeitraum kann man auch entsprechend einstellen, indem ich ein anderes Zertifikat erwerbe, diese Schulden zu bezahlen. So, wenn er dann innerhalb dieser Zeit gezahlt hat, kriegst du dein eigentl. Kapital wieder zurück, also dein Investment plus Zinsen. Und das kann eben zwischen 0 prozent 17 18 prozent und mit gewissen Strategien sogar bis zu 36 prozent pro Jahr sein. Und das ist wie gesagt staatlich garantiert.   Markus: So, die Zinsen hast du staatlich garantiert. Das heißt, ich kaufe von Person A die Steuerschuld. Und der Staat sagt Weil du das jetzt gekauft hast, muss der dir. 15 prozent zahlen im Jahr.   Freddy: Genau, machen wir mal ein Beispiel   Markus: Wenn er   Freddy: 15%.   Markus: Mir die jetzt so und dann hat dieses Zertifikat auch eine gewisse Laufzeit, sagen wir mal drei Jahre.   Freddy: Kinnbacken.   Markus: Was ist, wenn er mir diese Zinsen nicht bezahlt?   Freddy: Richtig,   Markus: Also   Freddy: Das   Markus: Ich habe   Freddy: Ist   Markus: Jetzt ein   Freddy: Natürlich.   Markus: Gesetzliches Recht drauf, dass ich die Steuerschuld am Ende der drei Jahre zurückbekomme. Und   Freddy: H.   Markus: Die Zinsen. Was   Freddy: Genau.   Markus: Ist, wenn er das nicht bezahlt?   Freddy: Immer die allerwichtigste Frage, von wem er? Man merkt schon, du bist fit im Thema und hast dich schon   Markus: Nicht   Freddy: Damit beschäftigt. Also   Markus: Intensiv,   Freddy: Ganz klar   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Was. Was passiert, wenn er die Steuerschulden nicht bezahlt? Dann bekommt er im Normalfall nochmal eine Schonfrist sozusagen. Jetzt ist wirklich die allerletzte Chance, da es nochmal eine Chance, die er bekommt. Jetzt darfst du es nochmal bezahlen. Wenn das dann immer noch nicht bezahlt hat. Also du sagen wir mal so wenn das gezahlt hat, kriegst du die Zinsen auch während der Zeit zusätzlich bezahlt.   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Wenn er es aber dann immer noch nicht bezahlt, dann geht es in die Zwangsversteigerung. Und wenn es dann soweit gekommen ist, ist es im Normalfall zu neunundneunzig Prozent immer so, das meistens läuft über eine Hypothek, dass die Bank dann sagt Okay, bevor dieses Objekt jetzt abgeschrieben wird, bezahlen wir dem seine Grundschuld. Und dann bekommst du natürlich wieder als Investor dein Investment zurück plus Zinsen. So, jetzt wieder die nächste Frage. Aber was ist, wenn es auch wieder da schief geht? Dann wurde dieses Objekt unter den Hammer verkauft bzw. du hast dann Anspruch darauf, dieses Objekt zu bekommen, nicht nur Anspruch. Du würdest es dann bekommen, wenn du ein paar schriftliche Dokumente ausfüllt. Du musst schon entsprechend den Anspruch mit vom Gericht geltend machen, aber du hast auch gesetzlich diesen Anspruch auf dieses Objekt. Das heißt,   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Wenn man konkrete Zahlen in sagen wir mal durch 2000 Euro diesen Text erworben, dann hast du hier die Möglichkeit, 150 000 Dollar ein Objekt zu bekommen, was z.B. 150 000 Dollar an Wert hat und   Markus: Ganau.   Freddy: Das gehobenem Dir und nicht nur du musst dann auch die gehört nicht nur das Objekt, sondern dieses Objekt ist dann komplett schuldenfrei. Also das heißt, selbst wenn es schiefgeht, hast du sozusagen den Jackpot.   Markus: Genau.   Freddy: Naja, nennen wir deswegen mal eine andere Finanzanlagen, die sagt Okay, wenn es schiefgeht, kriegst du das 50 fache 100 fache, wie auch immer. Das muss man   Markus: Richtig.   Freddy: Erst einmal haben.   Markus: Also jetzt muss man sich das auch mal vonseiten des Steuer Schuldners vorstellen. Diese Teile gehen normalerweise nicht den Bach runter, oder? Was ich durch meine Erfahrungen in USA jetzt auch mitbekommen habe. Es kann sein, wenn du Glück hast. Das ist sogar eine Taktik des Schuldners ist, um dieses Grundstück loszuwerden. Es gibt und geliebte Grundstücke. Gehen wir mal davon aus, dass kein Haus drauf steht und es ist also es. Es gibt verschiedene Schicksals Szenarien. Es wohnt jemand 1500 Meilen weit weg hat ist alleinerziehende Mutter, hat drei Jobs, um um zwei Kinder durchzubringen, lebt in einem Trailerpark. Jetzt erbt die von irgendeinem ungeliebten Erbe. Onkel, der sie vielleicht auch noch in der Kindheit böse angefasst hat, erbt ein Grundstück. Die kann nichts damit anfangen, weil es weit weg ist. Sie hat vielleicht schlechte Erfahrungen mit dem Ding oder es war sonst irgendwas und sie kann dieses Teil nicht verwerten. Auf der anderen Seite kommt jetzt ein weiterer Kostenträger in ihr Leben. Das ist nur ein Beispiel.   Freddy: Genau.   Markus: Ja, und jetzt kann es auch sein. Und es machen einige in den USA. Das habe ich jetzt mehrfach mitbekommen, dass die sagen Hey, ich lass einfach die Textilien auflaufen, die ich bezahl die Steuerschuld nicht. Dann komme ich in die Zwangsversteigerung und bin damit selbst auch schuld. Befreit, weil wichtig zu wissen ist, dass die Steuerschuld in den USA auf dem Grundstück liegt und nicht auf der Person wie in Deutschland. Wenn du also einen Steuerbescheid in Deutschland kriegst, dann hängt der dir als Person an, in den USA ist es am Grundstück und das heißt, die kriegen also dieses ungeliebte Grundstück weg. Was soll ich da mitmachen? Und sie haben einen Kostenträger, einen Kostenfaktor pro Jahr weniger. Also die Chance ist gar nicht mal so gering, dass man das Property wirklich bekommt. Es ist gut, wenn jemand nur ein bisschen Schulden hat. Wenn du 100 000 Dollar Grundstück hast oder 500 000 Dollar bei dem Schalters Haus mit drauf steht und du hast nur 4 5 000 Dollar Schulden Steuerschulden, dann werden die alles dafür tun, dass ihre Steuerschuld bezahlen, um das nicht zu verlieren. Das wäre ja Wahnsinn. Aber auf der anderen Seite, gerade bei den kleinen Dingern, wenn das so ein Erbe ist und das hat jemand geerbt, der nichts damit anfangen kann, dann wechseln die auch den Besitzer. Und dann hast du echt den Jackpot. Das ist.   Freddy: Ja, du sagst es, Markus Also auf der einen Seite haben wir eben die Strategie und das kann man auch so fahren, dass man sagt Okay, ich spekuliere wirklich auf Objekte, die in den Jackpot kommen. Sagen wir mal so oder man sagt Okay, ich will es aber sicher haben und ich will dieses ganze Gedöns mit nachher. Ich hab jetzt nachher auch ein Objekt am Hals sozusagen und muss es oder darf es verkaufen oder was auch immer ich damit mache, ich kann das selber Urlaub machen. Da gibt's ja tausend Möglichkeiten. Aber das ist dann so gesehen die eine Strategie. Die andere Strategie kann ja wirklich so aussehen. Nicht nur kann. Das ist auch das, wo wir zeigen, dass zu sagen Okay, wir nutzen es wirklich als Geldanlage, dass wir sagen, wir investieren in sichere Objekte bzw. vermeintlich sichern. Die hundertprozentige Sicherheit hab ich erst mal nicht. Aber das ist ja genau der Punkt. Selbst wenn es schiefgehen sollte, dann kann ich ja immer noch sagen Ich kriege das komplette Objekt. Das muss man mal sehen. Also gehen wir aber davon aus. Okay,   Markus: Unglaublich.   Freddy: Ich will, dass es sicher ist, wenn ich ich will, dass es sicher ist. Also gehe ich auf Familien Häuser, weil die haben aus Erfahrung gezeigt, dass es bei denen zu neun und neunzig komma neun neun neun neun prozent nie schief geht, weil das sind ja eigene Familien, die da drin wohnen und die würden eben alles tun, dass sie vier Familien, dass ihre ihr eigenes Haus nicht verlieren. Es sieht wieder anders aus, zum Beispiel bei Gewerbe, Objekten oder Objekten, die in einer schlechten Lage sind. Aber auch hier kann ich sagen Okay, du, wenn ich das Objekt ja für ein Zehntel des Preises bekomme oder ein Hundertstel, dann kann ich auch in einer schlechten Lage und Objekt erwerben und nachher es eben immer noch extrem tief unterm Markt verkaufen und habe immer noch gut Gewinn gemacht von denen. Beides hängt immer auch von der eigenen Strategie ab, von der Erfahrung, die man mit der Zeit gesammelt habe, um dann für sich seine Strategie auch umzusetzen. Aber es ist möglich.   Markus: Was ihm viel zum Anfänger. Wie würdest du? Wie würdest du anfangen?   Freddy: Ja, als Anfänger. Das ist das Spannende an dem ganzen Thema. Ich kann ja wirklich Textiles kaufen, die er mit sechs, sieben, acht Dollar anfangen oder mit 100 Dollar sagt okay. Da ist auch ein gewisser Wert vorhanden. Das ist schon mal spannend, dass ich nicht gleich sagen muss Okay, die fangen erst mit zwei drei fünf null null null Euro an, sondern ich, ich verteile mein Risiko, schaue nach unterschiedlichen Objekten eben nur Einfamilienhäuser oder Mehrfamilienhäuser, die in eigenen Besitz sind und tut. Dann hab ich gesagt ich mir immer 300 Euro oder 500 Euro, dann splitten. Naja, ich würde auch dieses Business erst anfangen, wenn ich sage, ich habe mindestens 5 000, um Erfahrungen zu sammeln. Aber richtig investieren macht es dann Spaß ab 15 000.   Markus: Warum?   Freddy: Weil ich für dieses Geschäftsmodell ein amerikanisches Bankkonto benötige und meinen, meine Steuern in Amerika bezahle über eine eigene Firma. Das heißt, wenn wir in Deutschland leben oder weltweit egal, wir können es überall auf der Welt anwenden, brauchen wir eine US-Firma. Wir zeigen auch im Kurs, wie das alles funktioniert. Klick für Klick. Also brauchen jetzt nicht extra ein Steuerberater oder was weiß ich was alles. Oder jemand, der bei der Firmengründung hilft. Das machen wir auch. Wir bieten ein extra Paket an, muss man aber nicht zeigen. Klick für Klick, wies funktioniert. Das muss komplett selber machen kann. Das heißt, ich brauche eine US-Firma. Sobald ich die hab, kann ich dann ein Bankkonto ein. Wir haben extra nach und nach einem Anbieter geschaut. Die Kosten. Es gibt nun mal Anbieter in Deutschland, die wollen da zweieinhalbtausend Euro, 3000 Euro, nur um ein US Bankkonto zu haben und dann zahlt man noch monatlich 50 Euro für die Verwaltungsgebühr. Wir haben aber nach langer Recherche dann muss ich ganz ehrlich dazu sagen zwei Anbieter gefunden, wo wir das komplett kostenlos machen können online. Aber das findet man dann im Kurs, wenn man das jetzt hat. Also ich hab meinen US-Banken. Ich habe den textlichen. Dann sag ich okay, dann kauf ich mir einfach mal 10 20 Stück, um da   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Mal Erfahrungen zu sammeln. Das würde ich einem Anfänger empfehlen.   Markus: Das ist unglaublich interessant, weil ich habe jahrelang nach einer Möglichkeit gesucht, ein US Konto online zu eröffnen und wir mussten selbst rüber fliegen und es mit Unterschrift machen. Also wir sind bei der Bank of America. Keine Chance, wenn du nicht persönlich vorbeikommst oder du hast. Das ist ein Riesenproblem. Nämlich. Oder du hast jemanden, der für dich ein Konto macht und du kriegst dann Zugriff drauf. Aber letzten Endes hat dann jemand Einblick in dein Konto und du kannst den auch nicht rausschmeißen, weil er der Inhaber ist, um wenn er ein bisschen naja, nicht so dolle unterwegs ist. Dann hast du nämlich dein Geld mal gehabt.   Freddy: Richtig, richtig. Deswegen war uns einer der wichtigsten Punkte logischerweise, weil es geht ums Geld. Dabei kann es ein Business, von dem haben wir auch wirklich, wie ich sage, wir haben viel recherchiert. Wir haben wirklich viel ausprobiert und haben aber schlussendlich glücklicherweise auch wirklich für Menschen in Deutschland, die nicht nach Amerika fliegen wollen oder müssen, eine Möglichkeit   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Gefunden, ein vollwertiges   Markus: Oder Kon.   Freddy: Us Bankkonto zu machen, um diese Geschäfte abzuwickeln.   Markus: Unglaublich. Richtig. Okee. Was Text sind, haben wir geklärt. Wir haben eine Investitionsmöglichkeiten mit kleinem Geld funktioniert, die mit kleinem Geld funktioniert und die meines Erachtens nach. Null Risiko birgt.   Freddy: Ja,   Markus: Hast du   Freddy: Ich will da noch   Markus: Freddi   Freddy: Was.   Markus: Hast   Freddy: Ich, ich ich erzähl   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Dir nochmal was spannendes dazu. Weil wenn man sich mal ein bisschen in das Thema rein fuchst, dann wird man auch sehen. Es gibt sogar Text Lins auf Abwasser oder Müllgebühren. Und dann konnte man die witzige Frage Ja, was ist denn jetzt, wenn ich diesen Text Line gekauft habe? Das sind dann meistens nur 50 Dollar oder 30 oder 20   Markus: Okee.   Freddy: Dollar. Also die sind sehr, sehr gering. Ja, gehört mir denn dann der Müll? Wenn ich den gehört mir das Abwasser, wenn es so weit kommt? Nein, das ist ganz, ganz spannend. Also wenn es so weit kommen sollte, dass auch dieser Text nicht gezahlt werden würde, dann hast auch in diesem Fall du auch Anspruch auf das komplette Objekt oder eben das Grundstück, je nachdem, auf was es da alles genau grundsätzlich ankommt. Also es ist sehr, sehr spannend und interessant. Das heißt, selbst wenn du ein Texterin kaufst, auf die Müllgebühren, die nicht gezahlt werden, kann es sogar so weit kommen, dass dir nachher ein komplettes Haus gehört.   Markus: Du musst dir mal vorstellen, du hast hier ne riesen Rendite, hast null Risiko und wünschst dir eigentlich trotzdem, dass der Deal platzt.   Freddy: Ja, richtig, du   Markus: Du,   Freddy: Schlägst uns also im Endeffekt   Markus: Das ist   Freddy: Ja, das ist   Markus: Total   Freddy: Ganz witzig   Markus: Crazy.   Freddy: Vor.   Markus: Du wünschst dir eigentlich, dass das Ding in die Hose geht   Freddy: Haarprobe.   Markus: Und musst dich mit dem Trostpreis von 20 prozent   Freddy: Wankel   Markus: Zufrieden   Freddy: Gut oder   Markus: Geben.   Freddy: Böse?   Markus: Unglaublich. Thema Steuern USA. Wenn, wenn, wenn da eine Firma ist, was muss ich da versteuern? Was geht von meinem Gewinn weg?   Freddy: Also wir haben hier in Deutschland. Also ich sage gleich, ich bin kein Steuerberater, von dem er meine Aussagen   Markus: Dies   Freddy: Darf   Markus: Ist   Freddy: Man   Markus: Keine   Freddy: Nicht für hundertprozent.   Markus: Steuerberatung. Dies ist nur meine Meinung und deine auch.   Freddy: Ganz genau das sind unsere Meinungen. Also es funktioniert in Deutschland meines Wissens und in Amerika so, dass man die Steuern in Amerika bezahlen muss. Das heißt, ich mache, ich kauf den Text lesen und dann, je nachdem, in welchem Bundesland ich diese Firma eröffnet habe, zahle ich die landes spezifischen Steuern. So ähnlich wie in Deutschland gibt's da auch entsprechende Stufen. Das heißt, es gibt einen Spitzensteuersatz sozusagen und es gibt einen kleineren Steuersatz. Das heißt, wenn ich unter 10000 Dollar als Beispiel einen Gewinn gemacht habe, muss ich weniger bezahlen. Wenn ich 15 gemacht habe oder 20 000 Gewinn, muss ich etwas mehr bezahlen und so weiter. Aber aus meiner Erkentnisse, sodass man eben in Amerika. Aber da wirst du ein bisschen mehr Ahnung haben bis zu. Ich glaub 21 prozent Steuern zahlen muss oder 25 prozent maximal von dem er sind wir hier. Wenn man jetzt einfach mal den Spitzensteuersatz nimmt von Deutschland von zweiundvierzig Prozent bedeutend besser angestellt dargestellt, wie es in Deutschland der Fall ist. Das heißt, ich habe sogar noch die Möglichkeit oder nicht die Möglichkeit. Ich muss dieses Einkommen in Amerika versteuern, das ich mit den Text Lans macht und kann dann das Geld nach Deutschland bringen. Aber wenn man das Geld dann nach Deutschland bringen, muss ich dann auch wieder in Deutschland versteuern. Von dem her macht es natürlich auch Sinn mit diesem Geld in den USA zu arbeiten und es dort zu   Markus: Hier.   Freddy: Lassen.   Markus: Ja, genau. Ich bin seit einiger Zeit dran mit einem Ich habe einen Freund, der in den USA sitzt. Da wird es dann auch noch bald ein weiteres Interview geben. Was heißt bald? Ich hoffe dieses Jahr, da wir da ein weiteres Konzept ausarbeiten wie du. Tatsächlich ist egal, müssen wir hier nicht besprechen ist. Genauso geil nochmal eine Nummer größer also du kannst heruntergekommener Häuser kaufen mit null Risiko, kannst die mit einem Team aufbauen lassen. Also mit dem Geld kann man in den USA richtig richtig reich werden. Was du machst. Die USA sind für mich so ein bisschen deutlicher, dass das Schlaraffenland was Geld angeht als Europa. Obwohl Robert CEO's Haki zu mir gesagt hat Deutschland hat bessere Steuergesetze als die USA. Er bevorzugt die deutschen Steuergesetze. Ich habe Robert 2018 in München getroffen, sagt er. Ihr. Ihr macht euch keinen Kopf. Deutschland ist cooler, aber muss man halt auch alles wissen. USA Wenn du eine was? Was, was gründet ihr? Alans oder Corporation oder Sehgal?   Freddy: Generell ist erstmal egal, aber da es ja auch ein Kostenfaktor ist Alessi.   Markus: Die Lansky ist immer so ein Ding aus ist so ne Misch Gesellschaft. Und bei der LSI kannst du so war es bei uns und auch unter Vorbehalt. Bitte einen Steuerberater hinzuziehen, einem US amerikanischen. Du kannst bei der LSI wählen, wie du sie versteuert haben möchtest. Und wenn du weißt, dass sie behandelt werden soll wie eine Korporation, dann hast du   Freddy: Nach.   Markus: 20 prozent fix Steuersatz. Punkt. Das war's. Das haben wir gemacht. Wir haben eine Alessi und haben die Wine Corporation. Lassen wir die behandeln. Das Risiko ist so gut wie null. Die Rendite. Was ist eine realistische durchschnittliche Rendite? Ich glaube, es gibt ein kleines Büchlein, die heißt, d. h. davor der Sixteen percent solution. Jetzt gibt's leider nur auf Englisch. Ich hab's auch ehrlich gesagt noch gar nicht. Womit kann ich im Schnitt rechnen? Das sind schon 14 bis 16 Prozent, oder?   Freddy: Ja, mag ist also von. Es funktioniert so, dass du je nach Bundesland, wo du investierst, je nach County, gibt es unterschiedliche Zinssätze. Und jetzt kann ich natürlich selber auswählen. Okay, es gibt ein bestimmtes County, wo ich sage, da bin ich super gerne unterwegs. Zum Beispiel viele sagen Ja klar, Florida, ich will da gern investieren. Wieder andere sagen Okay, ich suche mir das das Bundesland aus, wo den allerhöchsten Zinssatz bietet. Und da kann man eben einmal auf der Seite nachgehen, dass man sagt Okay, ich will einfach den allerhöchsten Zinssatz, so oder so. Ich kann aber auch sagen, ich nehm an Land, wo es z.B. eine sehr, sehr schnelle Durchschlagskraft hat. Das heißt, diese Texte Jeans werden sehr, sehr schnell wieder ausgezahlt und so gibt es halt verschiedene Faktoren auf, wo man einfach nach dem persönlichen Geschmack gucken will oder gucken sollte. Viele sagen   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Nö, ich will vier Jahre lang meine Ruhe haben, dann empfehle ich dir das und das Land. Wenn einer sagt, ich will den höchsten Zinssatz zahlen, dann empfehle ich dir dessen das County. Und da gibt's also schon mal, das ist das Kriterium Nummer eins. Dann gibt es das Kriterium Okay, ich will eine ganz, ganz große Auswahl haben an Objekten, die Texte Lins anbieten oder die, die zur Verfügung stehen. Dann gehe ich eher in das Bundesland. Es kann vielleicht sein, in einem Bundesland bietet es 24 Prozent. Da gibt's ganz wenige Text. Lins Dann gibt's wieder ein anderes Bundesland. Es bietet 12 Prozent Text. Lins Da gibt's massig, viele und so muss man auch wieder da schauen, weil natürlich Angebot und Nachfrage. Und wenn immer alle zudem zu dem County gehen, wo es 36 Prozent gibt, ist es natürlich da einfach auch schwieriger, Objekte zu finden. Wir bewegen uns aber jetzt in einer so in Anführungszeichen glücklichen Situation auch aufgrund koronare, das vermutlich als Investor gesehen es in Zukunft viel, viel mehr Thaksins geben wird. Leider Gottes, weil es den Menschen schlechter geht. Deswegen wird es wahrscheinlich für die Zukunft auch viel, viel mehr Angebote geben. Aber zurück zu deiner Frage Was kann man denn realistisch verdienen? Also mit 15 bis 18 prozent? Das halte ich für absolut realistisch. Und wie gesagt immer staatlich garantiert. Das muss man auch immer sehen. Wir reden also ab dem Zeitpunkt, wenn du dieses textliche Zertifikat erworben hast und es dir zugesprochen wurde, ist dieser Zinssatz dir safe. Den kann dir keiner mehr wegnehmen. Das staatlich garantiert. Soviel zu   Markus: Brutal.   Freddy: Deiner Frage.   Markus: Und was wir jetzt auch dazu sagen müssen Diese Investitionsmöglichkeiten für uns Europäer gibt es noch nicht so lange. Denn vor einigen Jahren. Ich glaube, vor drei oder vier musstest du noch persönlich anwesend sein. Also die Tatsache, dass sie das online anbieten und dass wir da mitbieten dürfen, da sie an eine Versteigerung und diese Versteigerung wird vom County   Freddy: Um.   Markus: Court, also vor dem County, vor dem Obersten Gericht des Countys wird veranstaltet und das ist wie Ebay für Immobilien.   Freddy: Ja,   Markus: Also   Freddy: Das   Markus: Du   Freddy: Ist   Markus: Kannst   Freddy: Ganz   Markus: Da   Freddy: Spannend.   Markus: Drauf mitbieten.   Freddy: Es gibt zwei Möglichkeiten des Sackes oder bzw. einmal kann ich die Online-Tools Version wählen und dann kann   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Ich wie bei manchen Countys eben auch immer noch die Möglichkeit vor Ort diese Auktionen mitzumachen. Aber so wie du sagst, hier von Deutschland aus oder aus anderen Ländern aus USA ist es natürlich schwieriger, da hinzugehen. Aber das gibt's bis heute noch. Ja, logischerweise. Wir sind im Internet-Zeitalter. Es gibt immer mehr jetzt die Möglichkeit, da ist Amerika immer ein bisschen langsam, was Behoerden Zeugs angeht, das umzustellen, dass es immer mehr Onlineangebote gibt. Aber du hast gesagt, das ganze ist ein Aktions Verfahren, da hast du zu 50 prozent recht, weil wir stellen in unserem Kurs auch nochmal eine Möglichkeit vor, wie du sozusagen. Man nennt das über dem Ladentisch over the counter auf Englisch ausgesprochen textliche Zertifikate bekommst ohne Auction zu verfahren. Das heißt,   Markus: U.   Freddy: Du musst nicht mehr gegen andere beten. Also beten heißt du bietest. Der eine sagt Ich will 18 prozent Zinsen, bin ich einverstanden. Andere sagt Ich will 17 Prozent. Der nächste sagt 16 Prozent. Und wenn du sagst 15 prozent und du bist der tiefst Bidens, der kriegst du dieses Objekt für 15 prozent, so Vietnam.   Markus: Nja.   Freddy: Aber eine Möglichkeit gefunden, wie man es schaffen kann absolut legal. Also wie gesagt, das ist alles safe. Und wo du sofort den höchsten Zinssatz bekommen kannst immer das Maximale und das komplett ohne Auditions verfahren. Das nennt sich wie gesagt über dem Ladentisch. Und das zeigen wir aber im Kurs dann nochmal, für die wir sagen Ich will da richtig ins Thema einsteigen.   Markus: Geile Nummer. Es ist tatsächlich so, dass wir über dieses Thema gar nicht stundenlang reden müssen. Denn so einfach wie es sich anhört, ist es. Es ist gar nicht kompliziert. Jemand hat Schulden. Du übernimmst die Staatssicherheit ab, dass dir nichts passiert. Entweder kriegst du Zinsen oder das Grundstück Sache erledigt. Das Ganze kann man online machen und das Ganze kann man im Prinzip mit jedem Geldbeutel machen, den es gibt. Ja. Wenn du das lernen willst, geh auf Markus Habermann. Dort kommen Slash, Tex oder geh auf Panzerknacker minus Podcast dot com Slash Tax also das englische Wort für Steuern Tag X Und dann hast du alle Informationen von Freddy nochmal auf einer extra Website. Kannst dir das alles anschauen, wie das funktioniert und kann sich dafür entscheiden, ob du diese Ausbildung in gewohnter Qualität von Freddi machst. Vielleicht bist du auch schon bei Frederic Gaertner. Kennst den, dann weißt du, was du da bekommst. Ich persönlich habe den Kurs übrigens und ich bin da auch mit dabei, wenn du Fragen hast. Ich komme an Freddi relativ gut ran. Er ist aber auch selber gut zu erreichen, wenn du auf Facebook oder so mit ihm befreundet bist. Hat ein super Support, da wirst du nicht alleine gelassen und dann kannst du dich in das. Meines Erachtens nach, um also das, was ich bis jetzt gelernt habe, über das, was ich über Geld weiß, ist das mit das coolste System, noch bevor man sich selbstständig macht. Das ist also das kannst du wirklich. Es ist jedem zu empfehlen. Sowas gibt's bei uns in Europa nicht. Und ich? Ich finde es dusselig, sich darüber nicht zu informieren und diese Ausbildung nicht zu machen, weil dann ist es ja schon eigentlich Vorsatz. Gut, dann kann man auch nicht mehr helfen.   Freddy: Na ja,   Markus: Markus   Freddy: Man   Markus: Hat   Freddy: Hat   Markus: Aber   Freddy: Ja   Markus: Dort Kuenstler Stax oder   Freddy: Kinder.   Markus: Panzerknacker   Freddy: Also.   Markus: Minus Podcast dort. Com Slash Tags da ist hat er extra eine Website gemacht. Da kann man alles nochmal einsehen.   Freddy: Richtig, du sagst es, ich zeige noch so ein paar andere Extras, die wirklich für Vermögensaufbau sehr, sehr spannend sind. Man muss einfach nochmal gesamt fassend sagen Wir helfen ja nicht nur unserem Geldbeutel, sondern wir geben dem Investor nochmal die Chance, eigentlich tschuldigung, nicht dem Investor, dem Schuldner nochmal   Markus: Dem Schuldner.   Freddy: Seine Schulden später zu bezahlen und dem County, dem Land. Das kann sofort mit   Markus: Entwickel.   Freddy: Dem Geld arbeiten. Das heißt, wir haben ja einfach eine win win win Situation. Wir wir bereichern uns also nicht irgendwie aufgrund der Probleme von anderen. Wir helfen, wenn wir lösen Probleme. Wir werden dafür bezahlt. Natürlich.   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Jetzt werden vielleicht auch manche sagen Boah, da muss man dann 30 prozent Zinsen zahlen oder was weiß ich, was das ist in USA. Das kennen wir in Deutschland ja gar nicht so, aber in USA ist es ziemlich üblich. Vor allem da ist auch diese Kultur, dieses Ich bezahl viel auf Kredit. Und das weiß wir ja auch. Markus Sehr gut, ganz typisch und ganz normal. Das gehört irgendwie bei denen ja zum zum guten Ton dazu, würde ich jetzt mal blöd sagen. Also auf jeden Fall ein ganz anderes Verhältnis zu Geld und zu Schulden und zu ich mache es halt mal später. Ich kaufe mir vorher, da ist es einfach eine ganz andere Sache und so wie   Markus: Da   Freddy: Du   Markus: Muss   Freddy: Sagst.   Markus: Man auch sagen, es gibt sogar Kreditkarten Sänger Freddy. Aber es gibt sogar Kreditkarten, wo du 10, 15, 20, 25 prozent Zinsen drauf zahlst und die werden einfach so rausgegeben. Das ist also wirklich.   Freddy: Naja.   Markus: Eine ganz andere Sache. Es gibt Staaten in den USA, die haben nicht einmal einen Bucher Gesetz. Also da darfst du dann auch selbst Kredite vergeben und darf sagen ich mach 30 prozent drauf. Die haben eine andere Kultur und es ist allgemein anerkannt. Das weiß jeder in den kompletten USA. Wenn ich Steuerschulden habe, zahle ich 15 bis 20 prozent Zinsen auf die Steuerschuld. Das ist jetzt auch wieder kein Beinbruch. Es ist ja nicht auf den Wert des gesamten Hauses, sondern nur auf die Steuerschuld. Und dies etwa ein Prozent des ganzen Wertes. Und auf dieses eine Prozent zahlst du dann die 15 oder 20 prozent Zinsen.   Freddy: Ganz genau richtig. Also von dem her, dass es da üblich und ich finde es auch nicht falsch. Also ich sage mal, wenn jemand Schulden hat, dann finde ich es auch richtig zu sagen Hey, ich gebe dir einen Anlass, dass du mir das schnell zurück gibst, weil ich meine, ich lebe im Endeffekt über den Verhältnissen. Und wie gesagt als   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Investor. Ich habe arbeite einfach mit dem Staat zusammen. Es ist nicht erlaubt, mit dem Schuldner direkt Kontakt z.B. aufzunehmen. Das darf man nicht. Und deswegen hab ich nur Kontakt mit dem Finanzamt und von denen wir auch nochmal den Vorteil. Deswegen ist das auch 100 prozent staatlich. Es ist wie gesagt im Gesetz sogar verankert. Wir gehen da im Kurs auch nochmal drauf ein, wo man das dann sieht. Diese gesetzlichen Verankerung dieser Schriftstücke. Und ja, es ist wirklich eine sichere Sache. Amerika bietet hier wirklich eine tolle Chance, weil viele sagen Ja, ja, wo kann man denn heutzutage noch das Geld anlegen? Hier haben wir eine Chance. Wir haben eine Möglichkeit, sicher rentabel und sogar noch. Check Check Pot inklusive mit eingebaut. Wenn es also schiefgeht, geht's noch besser raus. Also von   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Dem her soll mir mal jemand eine noch bessere Anlage im Investment Bereich zeigen, die auch stressfrei risikofrei das Geld mit staatlicher Garantie auszahlt. Tolle Sache auf jeden.   Markus: Genau, sehe ich. Sehe ich ganz genauso. Text Lens ist mit das Coolste, was ich jemals gesehen habe. Noch besser als einen eigenen Wald kaufen, weil da kann der Borkenkäfer kommen. Und hey, wir haben heute den 19. März 2021.   Freddy: Rauskramen.   Markus: Wir haben Corona, wir haben Lockdown, wir haben Negativzinsen auf europäischen Banken und wenn ein Geld. Entweder kannst du bezahlen oder du kannst es in die USA rüber bringen. Und du kannst dann eben einen vernünftigen, eine vernünftige Rendite machen. Und du hast es gesagt. Win win win. Nochmal danke für diese Möglichkeit. Ich bin selbst in der Ausbildung mit dabei. Wie immer.   Freddy: A.   Markus: Ich mach alles immer mit. Ich empfehle nicht nur Sachen. Ja, hast. Und man kommt noch in eine Facebook-Gruppe. Stimmt das?   Freddy: Ich habe den letzten Satz nicht verstanden.   Markus: Und man kommt noch in eine Facebook-Gruppe hatte ich das richtig in Erinnerung?   Freddy: Nein, man kommt in keine feste   Markus: Nein,   Freddy: Gruppe. Also diesmal hab   Markus: Da   Freddy: Ich das   Markus: War es   Freddy: Nicht   Markus: Nicht   Freddy: Angeboten,   Markus: Gut.   Freddy: Weil ich sage Okay, wirklich. Man braucht es nicht. Wir haben den Kurs auch mit Betatest   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Gemacht, die das alles durchgeführt haben und nochmal getestet haben und gesagt Okay, Frederik, dann bitte nochmal anpassen. Da wird das fehlen. Und da haben wir wirklich von A bis Z gesagt Okay, das soll jemand durchführen können mit Video, Anleitung. Alles Schritt für Schritt. Da haben wir wirklich an alles gedacht. Wir haben Zusatzes, Pakete, wenn man sagen kann Okay, du Firmengründungen ist mir ein bisschen zu komplex, können damit da helfen. K bieten wir da auch nochmal Unterstützungs Pakete. Also alles. Wir haben wirklich an jeden Schritt gedacht.   Markus: Sehr gut, Leute, nutzt die Zeit, hört auf Netflix zu gucken, sitzt nicht daheim rum. Wir haben eine Zeit.   Freddy: Zeit Atma   Markus: Man sagt   Freddy: Sagte.   Markus: Immer, der Investor geht hin und investiert Geld. Wenn Blut auf der Straße liegt. Freunde, es liegt Blut auf der Straße. Ich meine, wer hätte gedacht, dass wir nochmal eingeschlossen werden. Das ist ein Ding der Unmöglichkeit. Ich lebe jetzt in Österreich. Tirol ist abgeregelt. Ich sage zu meiner Frau Lass uns kurz nach Wien fahren, sagt die Bist du sicher, dass du nach Oberösterreich reinkommt? Es werden ganze Gebiete abgeriegelt. Das sind Situationen, da haben wir gesagt, haben wir gedacht, mit unseren Großeltern sind die gestorben. Wir müssen das in Deutschland, in Europa erleben. Und wenn du jetzt resigniert und eben nicht sagst Hey, ich nehme mein eigenes Schicksal in die Hand, dann hast du es auch nicht besser verdient. Es ist jetzt eine Zeit des Neu Aufbruchs. Es ist eine Zeit der neu orientiert Orientierung. Und du kannst statt ich sag mal Netflix gucken und über alle bösen Politiker zu schimpfen und über das böse Virus zu schimpfen und darüber zu schimpfen, dass alle anderen böse sind, kannst du auch etwas lernen. Und du solltest es. Und ich rufe dazu auf. Lerne etwas Neues und nimm dein Schicksal in die Hand. Es ist wieder. Wir haben keinen roten Knopf, niemals, wo wir draufdrücken und morgen gibt's neues Geld. Aber du hast die Möglichkeit, für deine Zukunft vorzuarbeiten und mittel und langfristig hier richtig viel Rendite zu machen. Das Geld zu reden, investieren und damit wir wissen ja alle, der Zinseszinseffekt ist auf lange Zeit ein Guter, nicht auf kurz und mittelfristig. Wenn du in der Vergangenheit noch nicht vorgesorgt hast, tut es mir leid für dich. Aber der beste Zeitpunkt zu investieren war vor zehn Jahren. Der zweitbeste ist heute.   Freddy: Genau.   Markus: Iso.   Freddy: Absolut guter Spruch.   Markus: Na, was hab ich vergessen, dich zu fragen, Freddy, was müssen wir da noch reinbringen ins Thema? Ich wusste, dass er es ist.   Freddy: Also.   Markus: Es ist wie Spaghetti Carbonara.   Freddy: Naja.   Markus: Ein ganz einfaches Rezept mit drei Zutaten, aber an Genialität nicht zu überbieten.   Freddy: Ja, also etwas, was noch oft als Frage kommt Es ist der Kurs in Deutsch. Ja, der Kurs ist in deutscher Sprache.   Markus: A.   Freddy: Ja, weil es ist natürlich, diese Textiles kaufen wir in Amerika auf amerikanischen Webseiten. Wie das aber alles funktioniert, zeigen wir natürlich in deutscher Sprache. Wir erklären auch die Begriffe usw.. Also von dem er Ja, ich sage, wir haben an alles gedacht für deutsche Kunden, für deutschsprachige Kunden. Man kann aber dieses Businessmodell gerade jetzt für die Web Worker auch in Pana Kanada blablabla in USA, auf Zypern überall auf der Welt umsetzen.   Markus: Ein bisschen Grundwissen an US-Amerika oder an Englisch ist natürlich   Freddy: Ja, das sollte man auf   Markus: Ein Vorteil.   Freddy: Jeden Fall haben, das heißt, so ein gewisses Schulenglisch. Englisch, das ist definitiv Voraussetzung. Also wer jetzt hier sagt, okay, er kann in dieses Modell investieren, der hat entweder eine mega Motivation und ist bereit Englisch zu lernen. Aber wenn man sagt okay, ich kann gar kein Englisch, dann rate ich davon ab.   Markus: Im Notfall mal bitte den auf www. DeepL dot com gehen. DeepL. DeepL punct kommen. Da kann man sich ein Übersetzungsprogramm runterladen, das kostenlos übrigens in der Grundversion, das deutlich besser ist als der Google Translator. Ich empfehle das all meinen Schülern. Und wenn du eben auf einer englischen Website etwas nicht verstehst, dann markiert du das. Und wenn du dieses Programm dann auf deinem Computer hast, drückst du die Tasten, Steuerung und C für Kopieren. Aber diesmal machst du Steuerung C.C. Der nimmt den englischen Text, haut den ins Programm. Der deutsche Text kommt automatisch raus. Du kannst die ganze Website auf Deutsch lesen. Es gibt nur Lösungen. Es gibt keine Ausreden. Ja, es gibt. Wer will, findet Wege. Wer nicht will, findet Gründe. Schlicht und ergreifend. Aber ich verstehe kein Englisch. Dann Lernens. In sechs Monaten kannst du die blöde Sprache lernen. Setz dich hin und lern jeden Abend 10 Vokabeln. Mein Gott, das ist halt der Unterschied, wenn man lamentiert oder wenn man Lösungen findet. Leittier Dippel runter. Lerne es und ich hab. Ich spreche sehr gut Englisch. Ich hab jetzt Dippel offen. Was heißt Techs Lean Zertifikate Steuer Link Zertifikat Steuer Bindungs Zertifikat ist okay. Finde ich gut. Die geben die verschiedene sachen mit. Dippel ist kostenlos. Es gibt nur Lösungen. Macht das ding. Was haben wir dann? Wir haben es schon Freddi. Wir haben es schon wieder,   Freddy: Ja, also wie du sagst,   Markus: Ist ne   Freddy: Es   Markus: Coole   Freddy: Ist.   Markus: Sache.   Freddy: Es ist im Endeffekt eine coole Sache. Es ist eine einfache Sache, es ist nicht zu komplex, gerade natürlich, wir haben diese Sprachbarriere, das verstehe ich schon, dass sie da ist. Aber sie, wie du selber sagst, es ist lösbar, es ist machbar und wäre es dann auch mal so ein bisschen gemacht. Hat ja so 2 3 mal so einen Deal gemacht hat, der hat es dann auch verstanden. Wie mit allem. Man muss natürlich auch mal ein bisschen aus der Komfortzone bewegen, aber wenn man es verstanden hat, dann sagt man sich dann nachher richtig gut gemacht. Ich kann mir auf die Schulter klopfen und jetzt? Ab jetzt hab ich ein Business, das mir bis zu 36 prozent rendite mit Entspannung, mit Gelassenheit und nicht. Das Schöne ist auch bei diesem Business, ob ich mit 5 000 Euro einsteige oder 50 oder einer halben Million. Das macht keinen Unterschied. Es gibt sogar Deals. Ich kann auf ganze Stadien kann ich einen Text Jeans kaufen,   Markus: Woar.   Freddy: Von dem er Das ist total der Wahnsinn. Wenn man sich mal vorstellen würde, dieses dieser Texte in ein Stadion wird nicht bezahlt, dann gehört mir nachher ein Stadion von einer ganzen Stadt. Und   Markus: Baltimore Ravens oder so.   Freddy: Ja,   Markus: Ryuji.   Freddy: Das ist wirklich total der Wahnsinn. Es war auch mal ein großer Star irgendwo. Ein Musiker kam mal in der Presse, der seine Texte Fans nicht gezahlt hatte und das wurde dann fast verkauft bzw. übergeben worden. Das waren Millionen Objekt. Also man kann in jedem Bereich Textteil Fans kaufen, von dem er man muss es einmal verstanden haben, muss es angewendet haben, muss wissen wie es geht. Aber nachher? Also wenn jemand sagt Okay, also was ich immer gerne sage, ist bei einem Business das sagen wir mal ich ich gründe ein Business hier, eine Schlosserei Networking Business, eine keine Ahnung. In eine Handy Firma hab ich ja gewisse Levels, die ich zu bewältigen habe. Das heißt, in einem Umsatz von 0 bis 10 000 Euro pro Monat habe ich die Schritte zu bewältigen. Wenn ich aber jetzt zwischen 10000 000 50000 machen will, muss ich ganz andere Dinge machen. Wenn ich aber sogar 100 000 eine halbe Million pro Monat machen will, dann muss ich Leute einstellen, da muss ich das machen. Dann muss ich mein Business ausbauen und so weiter. Das heißt, es wird viel komplexer, ich muss viel   Markus: Du kriegst   Freddy: Mehr   Markus: Vielmehr   Freddy: Schritte.   Markus: Management dazu.   Freddy: Ich Genau   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Das gehört viel, viel mehr an Aufgaben dazu. So, und jetzt sind wir bei Tex Lens. Ob ich einen textlichen Kauf mit der 5 000 Euro kostet oder 50 000, macht absolut keinen Unterschied. Das ist das Glitches gleiche und das macht auch dieses Business in meinen Augen so genial und spannend und cool. Ich muss   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Es nur so verstanden haben. Und nachher, ob ich wie gesagt nur 500 Euro Monat verdienen will oder 5000, das ist möglich. Und ich muss keine anderen Prozesse gehen. Ich muss keine Mitarbeiter einstellen, wie auch immer. Es ist aber nicht so wie. Und das ist vielleicht ein wichtiger Punkt wie bei einem Depot, dass ich einfach sage Okay, ich kaufe diese Wirtschaft, die wir keinen Nummer und schon habe ich das in meinem Depot drin. Ich muss vorher eine gewisse Recherche machen. Das heißt, die Recherche besteht darin, dass ich mir unterschiedliche Objekte anschaue. Ich klicke das, anguckst mehr an, vielleicht auf dem Google-Maps. Da kann ich die Adresse eingeben, weil Datenschutz ist Amerika ja nicht so. Das heißt,   Markus: Da   Freddy: Da guckt   Markus: Es ist geil,   Freddy: Das weißt du   Markus: Das   Freddy: Auch sehr gut.   Markus: Ist geil.   Freddy: Ich kann dann einfach schauen, wo steht dieses Objekt, was ist in der Nachbarschaft? Ist ein Fluss nebendran? Wie ist die Gegend usw.. Ja, ich kann. Es gibt extra Seiten, die stellen wir alle vor, wo ich gucken kann, wie hoch ist die Kriminalität und so weiter. Das ist alles abrufbar. Wir zeigen das wirklich so wie ich sagen, Schritt für Schritt. Und wenn ich dann eine gewisse Recherche gemacht habe, dann zeige ich nach Okay. Ich biete auf diese 30 Text Lins und dann kriege ich zwei davon. Oder fünf. Wie auch immer. Und ich habe ein schönes Geschäft gemacht. Also es ist nicht so, dass ich sagen Okay, das ist gar keine Arbeit. Ich kann es einfach kaufen, tue es in Warenkorb rein oder so. Und ein bisschen Arbeit gehört dazu. Und die bewältige ich aber. Und danach läuft der.   Markus: Ja, diese Recherche nennt sich Due Diligence schon mal das erste englische Wort und damit kann man doch schon einmal anfangen. Es hatte ich gerade noch etwas Madel. Jetzt ist es weg. Kennst du das? Drei Minuten im Kopf und dann ist weg. Gottverdammt.   Freddy: Schön.   Markus: Ist also über die Ursache. Ich kann. Ich könnte ganz viel drüber erzählen. Gerade auch über die Intelligenz. Also wenn du. Wenn du vor allem auch du musst dir mal vorstellen, da sind die alten Kaufverträge öffentlich sichtbar mit den originalen Unterschriften das total geil und   Freddy: Barbra.   Markus: In den USA es auch noch cool ist. Du musst gar nicht persönlich hin, um Unterschriften zu leisten bei PDFs. Also das Bild einer Unterschrift ist dann auch rechtsgültig und im Notfall kann das hergeschickt werden, auch über Treuhänder. Ich hab ich hab schon einige Grundstücke dort gekauft über die letzten vier Jahre. Wir besitzen auch immer noch einige und überhaupt kein Problem, dass alles online zu machen. Man muss halt nur immer wie ich auch hier Baby Steps reinarbeiten.   Freddy: Genau. Also let's do   Markus: Mir   Freddy: It!   Markus: Fällt   Freddy: Würde ich sagen, oder?   Markus: Mir mehr fällt. Mir fällt nichts mehr ein. Es ist. Es ist kein. Keine Raketenwissenschaft. Die Amis halten das auch. Für die normale Bevölkerung. Relativ einfach ein. Relativ easy, damit jeder kann. Man muss sich einfach als Europäer sagen Hey, ich muss mich in eine andere Mentalität und in eine andere Denkweise rein denken. Und wenn du amerikanische Serien oder Filme guckst, dann übersetzen die manchmal diesen Satz Hey, ich bin hier freier Bürger und ich zahle meine Steuern und das ist genau damit gemeint. Wenn das zu einem Polizeibeamten sagen ich zahle meine Steuern, ich bezahl dich, dann bedeutet das   Freddy: Nach.   Markus: Ich habe keine Steuerschulden und das Geld, mit dem du von der Stadt bezahlt wirst.   Freddy: Haushalter.   Markus: Es kommt auch von mir, dass das viel direkter. Dann versteht   Freddy: Marco   Markus: Man auch diese Übersetzungen   Freddy: W.   Markus: Besser.   Freddy: Sorry,   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Dass ich dich gleich unterbreche, falls ich weg sein sollte, mein Akku ist nämlich leer. Nicht wundern. Das liegt daran.   Markus: Wir sind fertig. Es ist   Freddy: Jo.   Markus: Alles gut. Wir sind fertig, Leute. Panzerknacker minus Podcast Dort kommen Slash Tags Markus, Haba, Mel Dort kommen Slash Tags Auf beiden findest du die Website von Freddi. Schaut nach und wir freuen uns dann, wenn wir uns beim nächsten Interview wiedersehen. Freddie.   Freddy: Definitiv.   Markus: Alles Liebe, alles Gute auf Zypern. Wir werden   Freddy: Ich   Markus: Uns   Freddy: Danke   Markus: Hoffentlich   Freddy: Auch   Markus: Dieses   Freddy: Ganz.   Markus: Jahr noch sehen. Dann komme ich vorbei. Und   Freddy: Das hoffe ich stark. Vielen   Markus: Ja.   Freddy: Dank, dass auf jeden Fall das Interview geklappt hat. Sorry, das jetzt gerade. Wie gesagt, ich sehe jetzt hier die Batterie Anzeige. Also ich bin gleich weg. Aber vielen vielen Dank.   Markus: Da macht nichts.   Freddy: Jeder der sagt Okay, ich will mich weiter in das Thema einarbeiten. Den Link hat Markus euch gesagt. Ich freue mich über jeden, dem ich da helfen kann und Unterstützung geben kann. In diesem Sinne ein großes Dankeschön an alle Zuhörer Zuschauer. Viel Erfolg wünsche ich euch und Dir, Markus auch großes Dankeschön.  

Ini sebenarnya untuk reminder buat diri sendiri, tp tidak menutup kemungkinan kalian juga ngrasain hal yg sama. Okee salam sukses. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alif-septiari-wibowo/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alif-septiari-wibowo/support

Okee teman teman di eps hari saya membahas tentang syarat syarat agar podcast dapat dimonetisasi dengerin ajaaa....okk.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bagas-rizal-maulana/message

Okee dokee babies, let me break it down for you. There is a long (but seriously enthralling) story about Clase pulling over a cop - you read that right. Landen plays a snarly-gnarly game called, "#IsItATrend?" but we liked his second title better, "How Great Is Tik Tok, emmaright?" (This is the part about dipping boys in soy). And I oop! (Did I use that right?) Don't forget to test your internet speeds with speedtest.net! Finally, Mason swoops in with a banger of a segment he so eloquently titled, "Backstories: The Story of Back Before the Story That You Heard Before It, and This Is the Back to It." In other words, Clase and Landen make up Disney villain backstories... and they are worth the listen, trust us. Thanks for listening, fam! Hang in there - Episode 100 is coming! [insert celebrating emoji with confetti and that blowy noise maker thingy in its mouth] 

Terkadang apa yang kita lakuin baik itu benar ataupun salah selalu dianggap berbeda oleh sebagian orang entah itu teman kita sendiri, orang lain atau bahkan orang yang baru pertama kali bertemu. Namun apa jadinya jika kita tetap dianggap salah padahal kita selalu menghormati dan menghargai orang di sekitar kita. Okee pada episode kali ini kita akan membahas semuanya itu, Penasaran seperti apa keseruannya simak terus dan enjoy pren!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/benarivo-giri/support

Okee guys ya, gua sendirian lagi, gua bakal bahas tentang sebuah pekerjaan yang katanya haram, apa aja sih? yuk dengerin

Ongeveer 97% van je bezoekers haakt af op je website. Okee, dat is een gemiddelde – maar neem maar gerust aan dat ook op jouw site maar ongeveer 3% van alle bezoekers in actie komt. Dus maar 3% vraagt een offerte aan, downloadt iets of meldt zich aan. Extreem veel afhakers op je website hebben is helaas de norm. Maarrrr: je hoeft het niet te accepteren. Het is gewoon te fiksen.

Retro-Cover, aber Blick nach vorne! Es wird wieder ordentlich Content created in dieser neuerlichen Folge TBYB. Alles neu macht der Dezember! Kon konnte gerade noch in seinem Kulturraum angetroffen werden, um ihm eine neue Folge aus den Künstlerhänden zu leiern. Macht er mit links. Während Philipp mit seinen zwei ebensolchen Händen maximal Pakete ins Kiosk bringt, macht Kon noch ganz andere Handwerksarbeiten. Besucht seine Website konturner.com - Okee, wie konnte diese Domain so lange frei bleiben?! - oder unterstützt direkt die Culture via kulturschoepfer.de Und klar: Alles auf Insta, 25/8, mit Redaktionsplan und so.

As a financial nut, You have people out there that will try and relieve you of what is yours, They may try and trick you out of position, that is what I call the Okee Doke. They get your attention on one thing while they are sticking it to you in another. Don't fall for it, keep your mind in the game and know what's happening all around you. All Ideas are not created equally, so all solutions are not created equally. Today its time to open your mind and take what is meant for you, and leave the rest for the person it's meant for. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/willie-woods/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/willie-woods/support

Poeh, wat een bomvolle aflevering! Waar moet ik beginnen? Begin maar helemaal nergens Ridderbaas, dat bespaart je een hoop tijd! Okee... Nou ja, vooruit dan: Willie Darktrousers is te gast! Hij bespreekt getekende citroenen, wortels, animisme en het afbreken van ons rioleringssysteem. Allemaal erg actueel dus. Verder heeft Hans Hoeverloo 5 tegen 5 gekeken, weet de Ridderbaas alles over Eva Braun en hebben we het over losse anussen en vochtig toiletpapier. Boordevol interessante wetenswaardigheden dus! Muziek van Willie Darktrousers vind je hier: https://spoti.fi/3jmLxuO

Belum dikatakan wibu jika kalian belum pernah mengikuti festival tahunan yang diadakan pemerintah atau lembaga sosial lainya, biasa kami menyebutnya Matsuri. Okee akhirnya kita mempunyai kesempatan untuk berbagi pengalaman kita tentang matsuri atau festival jejepangan. Matsuri yang kita bicarakan adalah "Gelar Jepang Univ. Indonesia yang diadakan oleh Kampus Universitas Indonesia. Buat kalian yang ingin request atau mau siaran bareng bisa langsung menghubungi kita di azihamdi07@gmail.com. Happy Malam Minggu Minna - san ^^ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jibonbuatpodcast/message

The best laid plans of mice and men (and, apparently, sharks) often go awry as host Jim Sharky devises a scheme to curry favor with the No Agenda podcast.  We also speak with our favorite "furry" and Lone Shark political correspondent Pepper Coyote who talks about furry conventions (or lack thereof) in the age of the 'Rona.  Finally, in a rare LSP three part-er, we endeavor to catch up with our favorite "Okee from Muskogee" (underline "endeavor").

Hollywood star, Kristen Bell was a guest on this podcast...now it's my turn? Okee dokee! The Uptalk Podcast is available on several platforms. Apple, Spotify, Google, whichever floats your boat. Sean is a great host, and we had a great chat. Shout outs to: Devon Larratt, Matt Mask, John Senior, Tracey McKinnon, Theo Fleury, Jessica Van der Hoek, The Rolling Barrage, Military Minds, Dr. Jody Carrington, Scott Casey, Veterans Association Food Bank, ....all of whom were mentioned in this Podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/tango-romeo/message

Shadow Boxers #009 is delivered by by https://soundcloud.com/omnimusicuk label boss, Eschaton. Journeying through the atmospheric side of the label, littered with breakbeats and jungle sounds, this 45 minute mix gives a real insight to the ethos of the Omni Music outlet. Omni Music was initially set up in early 2011 to showcase Eschaton's own productions, as some tracks had no natural home on other labels and he felt that there needed to be an avenue for his creations. He had released on net labels prior to this (Digibeat, SC:Digital and Materializm) but felt restricted. During the label's conception he began to hear a host of other demos by like minded artists, which he felt deserved to be heard by the public and so took the decision to release other artists' music too. The styles on the label vary from jungle to glitchy dnb to chilled out downtempo tracks; the common denominator is always deep thoughtful music spanning both the dark and the light, the ying and the yang. Omni has been proud to feature a host of artists throughout the years giving a showcase to new artists, as well as veterans of the scene that inspired Eschaton as he was growing up in the early 90's, as jungle and drum and bass evolved from rave, techno and hardcore. Notable artists on the label include Pariah, Aural Imbalance, Stunna, Pete Rann, Gremlinz, Voyager, Rob Haigh (Omni Trio), Madcap, DJ Trax, Infest, Future Engineers, Justice, Greenleaf, Fushara, Parhelia, Enjoy, Dissident, Okee, Parallel, Indidjinous, Macc, DgoHn, Acid Lab, and Rainforest, as well as brand new talent such as Wetman, Pageant, I Wannabe, Farquaad, and many many more. Omni has featured over 100 artists during its 200+ EP's, 70+ LP's and its other compilations and downtempo offshoots. Track List: Pageant - Forest (Drops EP) Soundshifter - 7th Kingdom (Eternal Sky) (Free Release) Wetman - Sang (Mind as Mirror EP) DJ Trax & Infest - State of Consciousness (Hidden Realms EP) Enjoy - Resolution Leap (Blue Dot EP) Eschaton - Light Years (VIP) (Living Dreams EP) Cryogenics - Stories of Progress (Stories of Progress EP) Bass'Flo & Ziyal - Looking Back at Life (Eschaton Remix) (Forthcoming) Enjoy & Pariah - Sonic Void (Hidden Realms EP) ---- Omni Music - FB: https://www.facebook.com/OmniMusicUK/ BC: https://omnimusic.bandcamp.com/ SC: https://soundcloud.com/omnimusicuk JDNB - FB: www.facebook.com/jungledrumandbass.co.uk IG: www.instagram.com/jungledrumandbass/ Website: www.jungledrumandbass.co.uk

Okee di episode yang ke-6 ini, kita membahas dampak yang ditimbulkan dari pandemi terhadap bidang pendidikan. Disini kami mengundang salah satu dosen Hubungan Internasional di President University yaitu, Prof. Anak Agung Banyu Perwita, Ph.D. untuk memberikan pendapat beliau terhadap apa yang terjadi di sektor pendidikan saat ini, terutama di tingkat perguruan tinggi. So, dengerin sampai habis yaa.

Ini adalah opening dari podcast tema kita yaitu #curhatsemenit. Curhatan ini semua yaitu dari teman-teman kuliah 1 kelas. Penasarankan ?? Okee tunggu next seasion dan episode ya.. Pantengin terus pokonya

Mental Health ?., Mental Illness ?. Okee mungkin kalian sering mendengar 2 kalimat tersebut. Tapi sebenernya itu apa sih dan apa aja sih gejala yang ditimbulkannya. Oke untuk Episode kali ini kita akan membahas Mental Health dan Mental Illness dengan narasumber kece kita, Kak Anastasia Satriyo M.Psi., Psi.

Okees 2020, Forever an Okee. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sam-federman/message

Kami suka work from home! tapi boong!  Episode ini kami akan menceritakan  apa kegunaan tissue magic. Ya enggak lah! Kami akan berbagi pengalaman WFH bagi anak kosan! Okee selamat mendengarkan! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anak-kosan-19/message

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Dj Method bio Born and raised in west London i got into hiphop in the mid 80s ,Heard rave music in 89 and fell in love with the music and culture, Start to buy records that year and never stopped,From house music i follow onto hardcore and then into jungle and then into Drum n Bass , play most London base radio and nights at the time,2008 i relocated to Torquay, Over the years iv work close with many labels promoting new music and artists, 2016 i returned to my house roots with a show called Deep Space Transmission,2018 after a short break i returned with it on Sonic Stream Radio. Co owner of DrumnBassWorldWide with long time friend RipsDj and still do my Friday night Odyssey Recording Show . Today i work with label Odyssey Recording/ MovementinSound And Canada labels Stasis promoting new music and finding new artist and working closely with the guys on releases . Tracklist Orange n blue - the visitors Tidal - blue hours ( Rainforest rewire) Tidal - sunken city Okee- underwated sunlight Aural Imbalance - Inclination of Ceres Aural Imbalance - coding of their atoms Orange n blue- fibre optic (into orbit mix) Entama - Primeval forest Eschaton- Melotte 15 Jay le roc / Tidal / Bassflo - Anamorph Rhythm Tek - we were there

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The 62nd Grammy (TM) Awards are almost here! We’re delighted to share this series of 5 Ear Snacks mini-episodes featuring each of the 5 Grammy-nominated artists for Best Children’s Album. Brrrr! Andrew & Polly brave the frigid Santa Monica winter to hear from Joe Mallander of family folk duo The OKee Dokee Brothers about the art of coziness and their fourth Grammy-nominated album “Winterland” Thanks to Joe and Justin for sharing their heart-warming music with your family. You can find more about The Okee Dokee Brothers and their nature adventure albums at okeedokee.org - share music, support musicians! And hey - since you obviously like podcasts, help us out by taking the Kids Listen Parent Survey at www.kidslisten.org - thanks!

Inget ya! Kalo capek, kita istirahat dulu. Jangan berhenti. Okee?!

Okee ini adalah kisah hubungan gue yg mana udah berjalan 5 tahun ini, dan menjalani LDR selama 2-3 tahunan. Jd sebenernya menjalin cinta dan kasih sayang itu simpel ga seribet kalian duga.. Coba dengerin aja deh.. Hehe

Okee dokie, babies. Here's the tea. BB-gun antics. Scholastic book fairs. PDA-hate. The podcast crasher. Adults making children rage-quit video games. This week, we jump back into the world of games, and the forecast is beautiful. Dark skies, dead carcasses, rotting trees, and a single gravestone, of which the inscription reads "Here lies this week's games: Achievement Hunter, That's Not What Yo Momma Called Ya, Share Some Love // Share Some Hate, and Rewind Face Cam". (Look, I know. But you're in this with us now, buddy.) Also, happy wedding anniversary to Clase and Alyssea... today? In a week? Three weeks ago? Who knows....

It started when she was served a soft drink laced with LSD in a dangerous party game. Within months, she was hooked, trapped in a downward spiral that took her from her comfortable home and loving family to the mean streets of an unforgiving city. It was a journey that would rob her of her innocence, her youth -- and ultimately her life. Read her diary. Enter her world. You will never forget her.  give it a'listen This book is is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! We can't believe that we thought this shit was real when we were kids, 'cause now that we're all grown up it is sooooo clear that it was written by an old Mormon lady. Misogyny? Check. Racism? Check. Rampant homophobia? Checkcheckcheck. Some other highlights? Two 15-year-olds start a successful boutique in downtown San Francisco and close it down two weeks later because Reasons (???), teens deal LSD to 10 year olds, who are then dealing it to 8 year olds (because what 3rd grader doesn't want to trip balls at recess?), and people eat WAY too many carbs in this book (7 yeast rolls in one meal????). Tune in for the madness and let us know what you think by hitting us up on social media or on our website, ya bunch of DOUBLE FINK MOUTHS! Mentioned Links Beatrice Sparks was a lying liar who lied. She wrote this book, and many others, that were written to scare teens into being "good". Read more about her life and nonsense here.We briefly mentioned Jay's Journal (also by Beatrice Sparks) and the real-life story that its details were yoinked from. Find more details about the debacle over here and here.Don't believe us when we say this book is as fake as a $3 bill? Okee dokee, here's a Snopes article about it. Goodreads We'd love to have you join us in opining over on Goodreads. You can find this book: Go Ask Alice by Anonymous and of course join our discussion group here. Spotify Playlist Ash mixes up playlists for our books - here's a sample for this week. You can check out our Spotify profile for like, all of them if you want to see more. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1VT6RwQvfqDnsKuhDPd3X2?si=G3XWFBOAS_u8KEnxkCYfTA

Selamat datang untuk semua Teman SehariHari di EPISODE PERTAMAA. Bersama gw, TORA. Nahh di episode pertama ini gw mau jelasin, apa sih Podcast SehariHari, Apa aja sih topik pembahasannya, dan juga kenapa gw mau membuat podcast ini. Okee gausah nunggu lama lagi silahkan dengarkan Podcastnya. Salam enjoy untuk semua Teman SehariHari.

tanamkan kamu yang tidak peduli untuk hal yang membuat kamu tidak nyaman , selamat mendengarkan :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilisaulia/message

In this hour, enjoy tunes and tales with the grammy-winning duo The Okee Dokee brothers.

Свежая жестянка подъехала! Пушка страшная) 1. Grace Carter - Heal Me (Rene LaVice Remix) 2. The Funk Hunters - In The Right Spot (Woofax Remix) 3. Instinkt - Tesla (Original Mix) 4. Molecular - Sudden Flow 5. Triple Sickz & Hatework Machine - Aftermath (Original Mix) 6. Invadhertz - Anxiety VIP 7. Okee & LM1 - M31 (Lm1 Remix) 8. Confusious - Only One For You (Original Mix) 9. Calibre Feat. DRS - Love's Too Tight To Mention 10. Bytecode - Disruption 11. Mob Tactics - Dropout 12. Confusious - Reach Out (Original Mix) 13. Dan Dakota - We Let Em Go (Ekko & Sidetrack Remix) 14. Koherent - Step It (Original Mix) 15. Majestim - Tantrum

The update is about why we accept such unacceptable customer service. Then Titus and Bombshell are joined by Grandma Jean nad Comedian Andrew Rivers to discuss the world and hear from Grandma about back before Airplanes and electricity. Then we het to hear bombshell snore because douchebag Titus recorded it. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks It's Right, this is the Titus Podcast

So sieht es also aus, wenn man "regelmäßig" Podcast-Folgen produziert. Ah so. Okee. Na dann. Muss jeder selbst wissen. Bei dem Wetter hat man natürlich Besseres zu tun, überhaupt das Wetter sjfh§"sdfb$/asbd,s&/%/&$/&%amdncs,dmc SO VERMEIDEN SIE SOLCHE GESPRÄCHE: FOLGE HÖREN UND LERNEN!

Heb jij dat ook met linkbuilding? Dat je ergens weet dat het heel belangrijk is voor de vindbaarheid van je website, maar dat je het niet kunt opbrengen? Linkbuilding is veel werk waarbij je bovendien moet ‘bedelen’ om linkjes. Je meeste mails blijven onbeantwoord. Het voelt net zo ‘vies’ als koud bellen. En dus laten we het maar liggen. Goede content trekt vanzelf wel linkjes aan, nietwaar? Dat zou je denken, maar helaas gaat die vlieger vrijwel nooit op. Zeker niet voor commerciële websites. Maar diegenen die wél de moeite nemen om relevante links van hoge kwaliteit te vergaren door middel van linkbuilding profiteren daar enorm van. Want, volgens de Amerikaanse marketinggrootmacht MOZ bepalen backlinks voor ongeveer de helft je ranking in Google. Kortom: linkbuilding werkt. En als je het niet doet, laat je veel organisch zoekverkeer aan je voorbij gaan. Okee, I get it. Linkbuilding is belangrijk. Maar hoe pak ik het aan? Het antwoord op die vraag krijg je deze week van linkbuilding expert Ton Heerze. Hij legt je in heldere taal uit hoe linkbuilding werkt en hij beschrijft 8 veilige manieren om backlinks van hoge kwaliteit te vergaren.

Cooling Down, New York-Style. Soul, Disco, Funk, Lounge, en sonate van Bach... Okee, dat laatste niet. Maar verder wel allemaal lekker chille deunen om tot jezelf te komen. Met de hand samengesteld door Martijn Soetens en Jeroen Kijk in de Vegte.

Okee, die titel is een beetje clickbait. Want er is geen bier, er zijn geen chips, geen Tjibbe Tjibsma en geen Seanne Paul om iets onderaan een raam op te vangen. Wel: Gerard Ekdom. Iets meer dan twee jaar na z'n laatste 3FM uitzending praten we bij over de veranderende radiozenders, Henk Westbroek, haperende MD's en tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-turbosweeps. En we beantwoorden we de vraag of die reünie er w…

A look back at this past week with stories from the Okee Dokee Brothers, Jill Rudy, and a bluegrass narrative based on the story of the Prodigal Son.

The Royal Children's Hospital in Melbourne, Australia, sees tens of thousands of children each year. Many of them are extremely anxious about the testing and procedures they need to endure during their treatment. We tell the story of how an app was created, using thoughtful UX, which made a significant improvement in the anxiety levels of, and gave back a feeling of control to, these kids. To be notified of new episodes subscribe to us on iTunes, join our newsletter or follow us on Twitter and Facebook.

For the tenth issue of our podcast, we invited to record a mix of interesting musician, talented DJ, an artist of highly respect labels as Cadence Recordings, Advection Music, Rotation Deep, Reminiscence Audio, Omni Music, Monochrome Recordings, Soul Deep Recordings, Odyssey Recordings, Soul Ridaz, Sonata Recordings, Liquid Drops, Breakbeat Rebelz and others, our guest from friendly Serbia - Okee! Slobodan Oljača, it's his real name, creating their own music, inspired by the beauty of deep space and futuristic musical works. For a long time he is a supporter of atmospheric drum & bass music, and for more than 10 years Okee focused on creating their own compositions, drawing inspiration from a variety of science fiction and space exploration. It retains the origins of atmospheric drum & bass culture and brings in his tracks and mixes the influences, which started back in the mid to late 90s. Currently, this musician is one of the some people that reflect the origins in their work, passing through itself and creating a remarkably beautiful and progressive music that is out on many important and respected labels in this scene. He also collaborates with many musicians that working in this area, to make tracks and remixes, thereby preserving in time the unique culture and elevating it to a new, modern level. Listening work and mixes Okee, inspired by ambient jungle and atmospheric drum & bass scene of the 90s / 2000s, we come back to the wonderful time and to the magic music that lives in the hearts of all of us. For the new issue of our podcast Okee recorded a special mix dedicated to one of the pillars of atmospheric scene, jealously-conserving the sources of culture - Cadence Recordings label, on which overlook some of the most progressive and modern works by various artists from around the world. Winter podcast of Intelligent Music by this master from Serbia, will warm you in cold evenings, take on an interesting journey, return to the "golden era" and a bit nostalgic memories...

Chloe interviews the Okee Dokee Brothers and her friends Rhett and Birdie. They discuss outside adventures and camping.

Recorded live from our HQ in Verona. Video on radio-rocket.com LINEUP: 00:00:00 --> 01:18:00 - Tai Jutsu (CPU) 01:18:00 --> End - Okee Ru (Altavoz/Muscle/Wilson) for tracklist: Use Shazam or USE THE DANCEFLOOR for video: vimeo.com/rocketradiolive/012

Tracklisting: Break –comin 4 u Trupak & Promenade  -  won't look back nCamargo  - perspective Blade & Okee  -  E=U Invold  -  move on Random Movement  -  when daylight comes Smote — everything Wintermute  - amon bay Nexus & Tight  -  silly of me Nymfo  - tower of david Foreign Concept — when u're alone Colossus  - the road Foreign Concept  -  endless fade Mutt  - just my luck Furney - Tear in the rain Skeletone- Waiting Mage- Again Mindstorm- Nostalgia Zendi/Solar Point- Open your mind Commix- I ll take you there 2014 remastered System D- By your Side nScape- Morning Dawn Severity Zero- Lust Vegas Nu:Tone Get it on 2014 remastered Random Movement- Ahead of it all feat Jaybee Smote- hold on Camo & Krooked- Mindset 2014 remastered Join Sinnamix & Tobestar every Friday from 22:00 CET, (21:00 GMT, 4pm East Coast US, 1pm Noon West Coast US... ) for Selekta! Dance Different Radio (webstream via www.egofm.de just hit the green play button to stream the channel.) Or catch it on FM dial Southern Germany... Munich: 100.8, Augsburg 94.8, Nürnberg 103.6, Würzburg 95.8, Regensburg 107.5... www.facebook.com/SelektaDanceDifferent

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Das Heimspiel gegen Osnabrück würde ein Union zugeneigter Fußballfreund sicher anerkennend als "paderbornesk" bezeichnen. Wir unterhalten uns über das Auf und Ab des Spiels. Themenliste: 00:00 min Wie war das Spiel? Hoch und runter, von links nach rechts. 28:08 min Marcel Höttecke: Never ending Story - Die Torhüterposition 42:09 min Daniel Göhlert: Ein Fehler ist gleich ein schlechtes Spiel? 51:00 min Torsten Mattuschka: Wette auf die Zukunft. 69:35 min Wo steht Union eigentlich?

Datum:             479 april 1985 142 februari 1986 (volgens uitzending, het moet 144 zijn) Gasten: ‘Daan danwel Willem’ Ekkel (in de studio, over zijn TV-programma ‘Okee’) Ton van Duinhoven (acteur, aan de telefoon over zijn terugkeer op TV)   Met onder meer en onder andere: 00:00 Jacques gooit iets om: ‘Nah! Kan eh…een dweiltje. Een dweiltje! [...]