Podcasts about screen junkies universe

Ron, Ed and Producer Bill talk the lone exception to Ed's anti-magic bias: Ghost Rider! A fascinating look at when a superhero is not a superhero... The biker with the flaming skull is, improbably, one of the most literary comic book figures, part of a tradition that stretches back centuries! The character is an absolute masterclass in taking advantage of comic book aesthetics, and recently, one of the most compelling answers to "How do you make a hero from hell fit into a shared superhero narrative?" All that, plus, of course: NIC CAGE! — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! This Wednesday: Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! SUBSCRIBE TO RON'S NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL: Breakfast And A Book  FINALLY, SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! AMAZING extra content and rad original art await you for barely a few shackles per month. — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron dangle from the edge of a building and wear racist signs into Harlem to discuss Ed’s GOAT: John McClane from the  Die Hard franchise! Yippie ki-yay. — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! This Wednesday: Power Rangers SUBSCRIBE TO RON'S NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL: Breakfast And A Book  FINALLY, SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! AMAZING extra content and rad original art await you for a few bucks a month. — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron, Ed and Producer Bill explore an original Image Comics GOAT (and one of the last ones standing): Erik Larsen's Savage Dragon! An absolutely bonkers magnum opus. We celebrate the achievements of a creator who's spent his entire life building the story and universe of an intensely unique hero. It's a series that's gone from hard-boiled Frank Miller noir to insane cosmic Jack Kirby weirdness to apex soap-opera relationship drama and back again -- with no end in sight! Dragon is a non-mainstream hero who helped shape the whole crew's love of comics, he's still going strong today, and he deserves your respect and attention. — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! This Wednesday: Super Mario Brothers SUBSCRIBE TO RON'S NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL: Breakfast And A Book  FINALLY, SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! AMAZING extra content and rad original art await you for barely a few shackles per month. — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron go EEEEVIL with Producer Bill and his villain GOAT: Bane! A 90s gimmick with a surprisingly ground-breaking spin on Batman's rogues. We journey back to the Knightfall saga to examine how the comics world first encountered the spine-snapper in a luchador mask. Then, Bill lays out the foundational allegory behind Batman, and how The Joker may be Bruce Wayne's crack'd mirror, but Bane is something far deeper and more disturbing. All that, plus Ed calls Bane the Clubber Lang of Batman villains, and he's spot-on! — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! This Wednesday: The Matrix SUBSCRIBE TO RON'S NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL: Breakfast And A Book  FINALLY, SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! AMAZING extra content and rad original art await you for barely a few shackles per month. — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron, Ed and Producer Bill celebrate one of the most significant, storied, and psychotic franchises in all of comics: The Uncanny X-Men! A true deep dive, covering almost every era of the team, with the Nerd GOAT crew each waxing poetic on their favorite rosters, stories and creators. Wild picks abound for our favorite lineups, and the Battle Royale is a free-for-all the likes of which Nerd GOAT has never seen! — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! This Wednesday: Masters Of The Universe SUBSCRIBE TO RON'S NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL: Breakfast And A Book  FINALLY, SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! AMAZING extra content and rad original art await you for barely a few shackles per month. — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed, Ron and Producer Bill go EEEEVIL with a true quarantine nightmare: The Xenomorph from the Alien franchise! Still the greatest movie monster OF ALL TIME. — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! This Wednesday: The Lord of the Rings PLEASE HELP US OUT! Our PATREON is open for business. It's been a tough month for the gig economy, and Ed and Ron would love to provide you with extra content for your quarantine pleasure at a nominal fee. Out now: HOW WE'RE SPENDING OUR QUARANTINES! — CHECK OUT ON INSTAGRAM: Ron gets frisky with @dadbodand SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Support us on PATREON at patreon.com/nerdgoatpodcast and hear more great exclusive content like this! The Nerd GOAT crew is taking a one-week hiatus, but we don't want to leave you podcast-less. Instead, enjoy a sneak peek at one of our most popular Patreon episodes - the infamous voiceover-palooza! Ed, Ron and Producer Bill bring to life some of their favorite comic book characters in a super-nerdy free-for-all sure to make you laugh. Just a sample of the wonders that will open to you once you SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. The best $5 you'll spend all month! — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! This Wednesday: Superman — CHECK OUT ON YOUTUBE: Ron starts your day with pulp fiction and eggs on BREAKFAST AND A BOOK! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron, Ed and Producer Bill Skype from a safe distance to talk about an under-the-radar GOAT currently in development at Marvel Studios: Moon Knight! — THIS WEDNESDAY: 'REBOOT IT' RETURNS, ONLY ON YOUTUBE! Season 2, Episode 1: Green Lantern PLEASE HELP US OUT! Our PATREON is open for business. It's been a tough month for the gig economy, and Ed and Ron would love to provide you with extra content for your quarantine pleasure at a nominal fee. It works out great for all of us! — QUOTES: “They took that very prototypical version of a character, and they made him a misunderstood monster, which is always at the baseline of everything Marvel does.” “There was a tenement building that was on fire, and Moon Knight was, like, made of the building?” “It’s almost glomming on all the things that it takes to make a Batman and a Daredevil, just puttin’ ’em all in a jar of wasps and shakin’ ‘em up and you get Moon Knight.” “They’re not trying to make it look like his dedication LOOKS like craziness to us mere mortals. No. This motherf**ker is crazy.” “Bushman was his Vincent from Pulp Fiction. They used to roll around doing crimes together, however Bushman went a little too far, got a little too wild.” “He wants everybody else to think: ‘I’m a bat! I’m an urban legend! Maybe I’m not even human!’ But HE knows. Marc Spector does NOT. Marc Spector does not acknowledge that limitation.” — CHECK OUT ON INSTAGRAM: Ron gets frisky with @dadbodand SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron talk to improv-sario Phil S. Gould about his Nerd GOAT: The Silver Surfer! A GOAT he shares with The Man behind Marvel himself - Stan Lee! Phil performs improv the first Tuesday of every month as part of MAGIC WORDS w/ SHAZAAM! show at The Clubhouse in LA. Follow @phool on Twitter and @phool2056 on Instagram! — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! THIS MONTH: Season Two! COMING SOON ON PATREON: Our Wildest Encounters with Celebrities! CHECK OUT ON INSTAGRAM: Ron gets frisky with @dadbodand — QUOTES: “If I have a weird accent, it’s the accent that comes from mostly speaking to history professors in your childhood.” “You can call that narcissism. I choose to think of myself as deep.” “I’m not saying I would want people to worship me per se, but I wouldn’t just leave. I’d be like, ‘Well, you gonna give me some grapes or something?’” “What Silver Surfer is like is a guy who gets falsely imprisoned. Goes to prison. Learns how to be a lawyer in prison, gets himself off. Becomes a successful lawyer...who defends corporations when they dump shit in the ocean.” “I believe in Platonic ideal forms and ice cream violates that!” “A lot of attention is paid to how Superman is always looking at everybody naked, but not a lot is paid to how everywhere he looks, people are having sex behind walls.” — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to Emma Fyffe about her Nerd GOAT: Tifa Lockhart! We go big for International Women's Day with an epic episode about an epic franchise. ANNOUNCING: Emma's brand new podcast NOT SAFE FOR WEEBS, a celebration of the greatest and most controversial ships in anime and video games! Emma is one of the greatest geek presenters around!. Also see her alongside Ed hosting SCREEN JUNKIES UNIVERSE every week. Follow @EmmaFyffe on Twitter, Instagram and www.emmafyffe.com! — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! THIS MONTH: Season Two! COMING SOON ON PATREON: Our Wildest Encounters with Celebrities! CHECK OUT ON INSTAGRAM: Ron gets frisky with @dadbodand — QUOTES: “I would love to smoke the page on Elvish. Just imagine rollin’ up a big fattie on the Elvish page!” “The property that we’re discussing today is also one of the things that really skyrocketed me into being an otaku.” “Ed, you failed us all! YouTube might still be okay if you had been PewDiePie instead of PewDiePie!” “I know! At least when I use the n-word, nobody cares!” “This idea that everybody’s entitled to love something however they want - like every fandom is valid:  True or not true? And I’m gonna need a hard answer on this.” “If you’re doing a Nerd GOAT Podcast marathon out there, you can have a ‘shitting on Rob Liefeld’ drinking game. You’ll be hammered.” “Look, there’s probably a few angry boners out there.” “Oh, there’s a lot of angry boners out there.” — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron talk to cosplayer Stephanie Sandmeier about her Nerd GOAT: Mulan! Learn the history of a cultural icon, and her crucial links to Matt Damon and Danny Osmond. Stephanie hosts the super-enjoyable mukbang show FOODIE FUNCTION on NerdBot Media. She's also a passionate cosplayer who will be slaying as Mulan at Wondercon! And she's the resident hardass on MyxTV's docu-drama THE DOLL LIFE. Follow @StephanieSandmeier on Instagram! — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! Coming soon: Season Two! NOW ON PATREON: The Greatest Cartoons Of All Time! — QUOTES: “It was the one on the toilet, I think.” “First of all, Ron, half of them are on the toilet.” “I used to speak Korean, but then I was teased a lot as a child at school, so I like subdued it in my subconscious and now I don’t remember anything.” “Since I don’t even know the difference between the Huns and Genghis Khan, maybe I should not talk any shit.” “Of his own volition, he decided to dress up as a black person, and go out into the world in blackface, and try to live that way for a day. And he will tell you how great of a job he did.” “Does Mushu ever become a big dragon? Is he a little baby dragon because his species is little?” “Uh, he gets killed by Matt Damon. That’s canon, bro.” “At the end, he realizes she’s a girl and goes: ‘Wow, I realized I had so much feelings for you. That means I’m motherf**king gay, dawg.’” — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed go EEEEVIL -- kinda?! -- with Klee Wiggins and her villain-ish GOAT: Boba Fett from Star Wars! Witness the continuing saga of Ed Greer vs The Jedi! Klee is a super-talented comedy writer and standup comedian who can be seen on the MOVIE TRIVIA SCHMOEDOWN this Wednesday, 2/26! Follow @KleeWiggins on Twitter and @Klee_WigginsSF on Instagram to keep up with her insights on life, Star Wars, and her old ball-and-chain - our very own Ed Greer. — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! Coming soon: Season Two! THIS WEEK ON PATREON: The Greatest Cartoons Of All Time! (and the Saturday morning cereal that helped make them great) — QUOTES: “I’m sorry that you can’t have fun with fantasy, or magic, or interesting things happening. I’m sorry about that for you, Ed. That there’s no joy in your heart to just enjoy a hero’s journey with a little bit of magic! That the idea that someone could get a little bit of luck, and have something good happen to them, is anathema to you!!” “I bet you ‘evil’ still gets more clicks than ‘chaotic neutral’.” “My mom is a nerd, and so she was an early adapter of the VCR. She’s one of those people that paid like $9000 for a VCR back in 1981, and then bought videotapes that cost like $150 each.” “Uh, ancient cloning? Cool, we’ll pull that. But Boba Fett being super cool? Uh, well, Jon Favreau will pull that and put it on TV, rather than the f**king movies.” “Jacen. With a ‘c’. Because it’s f**king space.” “We closed the store early, then we went in the porn section and smoked some hash, and then we went to go see Phantom Menace.” — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Producer Bill go EEEEVIL with Ed's villain GOAT: The Four from Warren Ellis and John Cassady's Planetary! A deep dive into a true modern comics masterpiece. — SUBSCRIBE TO 'REBOOT IT' ON YOUTUBE! Coming soon: Season Two! THIS WEEK ON PATREON: HBO's WATCHMEN! Coming soon: The Greatest Cartoons Of All Time! — Planetary is a series that dissects the morality, logic, literary history, and cultural impact of the entire superhero genre. In this context, Ellis and Cassady craft their version of the Fantastic Four into one of the most unnerving antagonists ever put to page – which also serves as a potent indictment of superhero writers and fans alike. All this thematic jiu jitsu, but also just an exceptional story of mystery, adventure, espionage and hope. Please, for the love of god, go out and binge-read this series. — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're almost up to 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) from the past 50 get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed, Ron and Producer Bill go EEEEVIL with Ron's villain GOAT: The Machine Intelligence from The Matrix! The most important A.I. overlords ever put to film. — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! This week: STAR WARS: THE SKYWALKER SAGA! Our bonus-length Season One finale! COMING SOON ON PATREON: An Impassioned Deep Dive on HBO's WATCHMEN! — Not a dream, not a hoax, not an imaginary story: The original twenty-first century blockbuster (yes, we know it was released in '99, that's the point) is returning to cinema. There's no better time than now to revisit the exhilarating perfection of The Matrix and the juicy if downbeat themes of its sequels. Are The Machines actually a sympathetic - possibly even justified - villain? — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're almost up to 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) from the past 50 get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to pro artist Ryan Ebelt about his Nerd GOAT: Mad Max Rockatansky! Is this franchise better than Star Wars? Someone might make that argument... — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! This week: FRIDAY THE 13th! NEW ON THE PATREON: A Deep Dive into RISE OF SKYWALKER and The Overall State of STAR WARS!! — Ryan is the in-house artist for blockbuster comedy podcast KILL TONY! Check out all of his amazing work at www.ryanjebelt.com. Follow @ryanjebelt on Twitter, Tumblr, and most importantly Instagram. QUOTES: “I don’t talk to the regular people because I’m smarter and better than them. I talk to this gentleman.” “You seem like a sewer kid.” “You gotta hang out with some f**king crazy goth chicks. Which was like my bread-and-butter when I was a youngster.” “He’s almost the opposite of Charon, the guy who used to take people to the underworld, in that everyone’s in this hellish landscape, and he ends up being the sort of reverse — like he delivers them into safety.” “Oh my f**king god. They Lion King’d me! And I didn’t see it.” “Your average person is, unfortunately, too stupid to watch documentaries.” — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're almost up to 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) from the past 50 get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron go EEEEVIL with returning guest Rick Wood and his villain GOAT: Skeletor! Hear Rick's Skeletor impression go off the rails in all the best ways. — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! Coming soon: FRIDAY THE 13th! NEW ON THE PATREON: A Deep Dive into RISE OF SKYWALKER and The Overall State of STAR WARS!! — Rick is a comedian whose love for Skeletor is matched only by his indifference toward the MOTU lore. But don't worry, Ed and Ron are there to sate the stans. Follow Rick for highly retweetable hilarity @rickw00d on Twitter and Instagram. QUOTES: “You’re still tying your shirt closed like it’s a f**king Chuck Taylor, and meanwhile your friend’s made out of robotic parts.” “Skeletor was bad…at management.” “Is that your Hans Gruber headcanon right there? Is that the backstory you’ve invented?” “‘Attack what, He-Man? You and your royal family? You want to secure a place of privilege above the proletariat!’” “He. Man. He’s so anchored in his gender identity. Skeletor’s like, ‘I’m stripping it down to what we all are beneath! I’m fluid!’” “Welcome to Nerd GOAT, for the wokest takes on a toy commercial you can possibly get.” — SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're almost up to 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) from the past 50 get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to Profiles in Eccentricity's Aaron Pita about his Nerd GOAT: Dr Manhattan! Spoilers for the Watchmen TV series and the Doomsday Clock comic series! Aaron, of course, is the Be-All-End-All Ken Doll, the Skeet Lovers’ Pizza, and the co-host of one of our favorite podcasts: PROFILES IN ECCENTRICITY from Starburns Audio! PIE is a Nerd GOAT-style deep dive into history’s greatest weirdos and rogue geniuses. Follow the show @ProfilesInEccentricity on Instagram, and @AaronPita on Twitter for hilarity and insights aplenty! — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! This week: JAMES BOND! — QUOTES: “If you know Ron Swallow, you know he loves facts and dick jokes.” "What, you get the New Testament, the last time anybody ever had a thought of like, 'What does it mean to be God?'" "As a younger man, it's 'Holy sh*t, look at the stuff this guy can do.' And then, as you age, it's 'Holy sh*t, look at the stuff he CAN'T do.' And as you get a little older, it's 'Holy sh*t, look at the stuff he WON'T do.'" "He's Dr New Jersey." "Oh god. 'Ey, check out my DICK!'" "Dude, Dr New Jersey is orange. He's just as nude." "Smells like sh*t." "But he's even buffer for some reason?" "These white people displaced my atoms, baby!" "I'd love to keep this thing going, what with the three kids that aren't mine and all. By the way, there's a mess in the kitchen, bye!" "Volcana is just the heaviest-breasted milk-truck of a woman. She's fantastic." — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're almost up to 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) from the past 50 get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron go EEEEVIL with Producer Bill and his villain GOAT: Darkseid! The source of Star Wars, Thanos, and He-Man is still the greatest "space magic saga" ever told! — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! Coming soon: JAMES BOND! STANDUP ALERT: January 16, see Ron perform at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA! — In a debate that began off-mic, Producer Bill uses his love of Jack Kirby's FOURTH WORLD to not only codify how godhood should work in the DCU, but to indict the major problems of STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER ... AND expose recent triumphs of the MCU as a blatant string of rip-offs. It's hot takes for days as the Nerd GOAT crew investigates the origins, influence and ultimate meaning of THE NEW GODS, and their unstoppable, insatiable God of Nihilism - DARKSEID! — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're almost up to 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) from the past 50 get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Producer Bill go EEEEVIL with livestreamer Michael Maxwell and his villain GOAT: The Joker! Come for the chaos, stay for the homoerotic radio drama! Michael is the mastermind behind the JACK OF ALL NERDS family of shows, including CINEBLOKES, THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY, and their flagship Facebook Live show on the NERDBOT FACEBOOK PAGE (featuring Ron Swallow!). Follow @JackOfAllNerds on Twitter, Instagram, YouTube and Facebook for much more! — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! This week: BATMAN! STANDUP ALERT: January 16, see Ron perform at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA! — QUOTES: “This is a man who is obsessed with one thing: Having sex with Batman.” “I feel like the Joker would die happy in that moment, knowing he has broken the epitome of Truth, Justice and the American Way.” “No one out there needs to be ‘Team Thanos.’” “And yet…” “The shark’s not necessarily evil. But then, you go Jaws: The Revenge, and you give it a backstory, and suddenly…you got a shark who can sense where people are in the world and can swim there faster than a plane can fly, and you’re like, ‘Wait, what?’” “I would like to re-enact Weekend At Bernie’s, but Batman is Bernie, and the Joker and Harley are the two guys that are puppeteering him around.” “That hillbilly serial killer was definitely abandoned by his parents. He’s just crying because he was abandoned again.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're almost up to 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) from the past 50 get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to Oscar-winner Charlie Wachtel about his Nerd GOAT: Jerry Maguire! A guest and GOAT with much to say about success, agents and public backlash. Charlie is an A-list screenwriter with a bevy of great projects in the works. Listen to the episode to hear him reveal a new one that sounds AMAZING. And if you haven't yet, do yourself a favor and watch BLACKKKLANSMAN! — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! Wednesdays, bi-weekly, through December and January. Coming on Christmas: INDIANA JONES REBOOTED! — QUOTES: “The writers for so long have been taken for granted, and are still being taken for granted right now. And hopefully there isn’t a strike, but if there ends up being one, I think people are really gonna be reminded of the value of writers.” “On the plus side, though, that makes you sound like a huge badass. Like, ‘Yeah! Bring on the death threats!’” “I eat death threats for breakfast!” “Yeah, exactly. My family didn’t think so.” “My writing partner and I don’t think the word ‘commercial’ should be a bad word. We want as many people as possible to see what it is that we’re creating.” “The ‘love story’ between him and Renee Zellweger is him exploiting a single mother, and then him realizing how sh**ty he’s been about it. That is their love story.” “Everybody’s always talking about, like, “Oh, your next movie could be a streaming movie, or it could be a movie that gets theatrical exhibition.’ And I’m like, ‘It’s gotta get theatrical exhibition.’” “If I have to choose a side, I’m on Team Scorsese, squarely.” “We’ve already kind of reinvented our own Jerry Maguire in a script that we’ve written. It’s kind of like a fusion between Jerry Maguire and Argo.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron talk to José Suicidio himself Henry Phillips about his Nerd GOAT: Bobby Goren from Criminal Intent! The primetime procedural character that broke the mold. Henry is a prolific comedian and actor with a bevy of great projects out in the world. Check him out in the final season of SILICON VALLEY, binge his amazing satirical cooking show HENRY'S KITCHEN (and support the Patreon!), and DO NOT MISS his musical stylings as JOSÉ SUICIDIO. All of his work can be found on his website www.henryphillips.com. Follow @Henlips on Twitter and Instagram! — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! Wednesdays, bi-weekly, through December and January. Coming next week: INDIANA JONES REBOOTED! — QUOTES: “We all know that a road comic’s best friend is Law & Order.” “I’m gonna try to say this as delicately as possible so that I don’t get my ass kicked by policemen.” “When he went undercover inside a f**kin’ mental hospital, he didn’t tell anybody.” “All of a sudden she’s got super-aggressive brain cancer that she got from a Singapore dick slug!” “Also, here’s all of the heroin. In pill form! In pill form.” “Somebody’s child might or might not have taken something of mine, and I did a little bit of detective work and pretty much came up conclusive. Didn’t go to the extent of putting a camera up.” “You didn’t tell them they had AIDS?” “Yeah exactly. I didn’t go hardcore with it.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to voice actress Erika Ishii about her Nerd GOAT: Pikachu from Pokemon! The marketing ploy that became a symbol of national pride. You can see Erika in CARNIVAL ROW and VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE - L.A. BY NIGHT. She's lent her vocals to such shows and games as SHENMUE 3 and AFTERPARTY. Follow @erikaishii on Twitter and @theerikaishii on Instagram! — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! Wednesdays, bi-weekly, through December and January. This week: BACK TO THE FUTURE REBOOTED! STANDUP ALERT: December 13-14, see Ron perform with the hilarious Ian Harris in his hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico! Go to www.ianharriscomedian.com for details. — QUOTES: “Dungeon Masters are like lead singers. They make five a generation that are worth a damn.” “Yeah, this thing that controls time and space? I’ll carry it around in my pocket and have it do my bidding.” “Americans try to kill cute culture. We kind of hate cute culture.” “JK Rowling just sittin’ on welfare, writin’ books, watchin’ Pokemon.” “What’s wrong with your kid? Get a new kid.” “There’s a Riotchu who wants to retire.” “He’s gettin’ too evolved for this sh*t.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app. PROMO MUSIC: www.purple-planet.com

Ed and Ron go EEEEVIL ... PSYCHE, just kidding! - with comedian Jeremiah Watkins and his NON-Villain GOAT: Professor Snape from Harry Potter! Jeremiah is a breakout star from the smash hit comedy shows ROAST BATTLE and KILL TONY. Get on board now and say you knew him when! Check out his website www.jeremiahwatkins.com, his podcast JEREMIAH WONDERS, and his great LA show STANDUP ON THE SPOT, an improvised stand-up showcase at The Comedy Store. Follow @jeremiahstandup on Twitter and Instagram for much, much more! — WATCH REBOOT IT ON YOUTUBE! Wednesdays, bi-weekly, through December and January. This week: BACK TO THE FUTURE REBOOTED! STANDUP ALERT: December 13-14, see Ron perform with the hilarious Ian Harris in his hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico! Go to www.ianharriscomedian.com for details. — QUOTES: “It’s surprising how good people are at things, and how no one gives a s**t about it.” “Ron was the worst phone guy because he would leave messages like, ‘Some guy called.’” “In New York, we re-enacted 9/11.” “That was just his strategy: ‘If I beat up enough whores, eventually I’ll find drugs!’” “When you eventually get on Saturday Night Live and get canceled, this conversation did it.” “He climbs out into the crowd, and he climbs on this guy’s f**king chest, and the f**king chair tips over. And Jeremiah commits to the whole thing, he doesn’t go ‘Oh, sorry sir.’ F**k that! He’s in the guy’s face like Fight Club: ‘You don’t know where I’ve been!’” “I’m not one of those wizards from Harry Potter who s**ts on the ground and then magics it away! Isn’t that what JK Rowling said?” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to the incredible Bryan Edward Hill about his Nerd GOAT: Batman! Another blockbuster guest who has helped shape the GOAT he's loved since childhood. Bryan is a prolific writer for comics, television and film. In addition to his work on DC Universe's TITANS, he is currently writing BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS for DC, X-MEN: FALLEN ANGELS for Marvel, and his outstanding original AMERICAN CARNAGE has been hailed as "the best Vertigo book in years." Follow @bryanedwardhill on Twitter and @bryanehill on Instagram! — QUOTES: “Back when I was in my 20s, I would essentially socialize in a constant Michael Keaton impression.” “An editor from Marvel was like, ‘You have no talent, you’ll never write comics.’” “You don’t have to dress up like a bat if you don’t leave any witnesses. That’s why the Punisher doesn’t wear a mask.” “Lost loved ones become mythical to us. That might not be accurate to who they are.” “He sees himself as a solution. As a radical solution to a radical problem. But I don’t think Bruce Wayne sees himself as something you should be.” “I went into the thing and I was like, ‘Listen. I’m not buying a Ferrari. But, I’m writing Batman and I’d like to get a Ferrari experience.’ And dude was like, ‘One second.’” “If you were just gonna drop Moon Knight and Batman into a well, Moon Knight’s climbing out that well.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app. Promo Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Ed and Ron talk to Abed Gheith about his Nerd GOAT: Donald Duck! A walk down memory lane, from childhood to the early days of Hollywood institution Channel 101! Abed is a longtime collaborator of Rick & Morty co-creator Justin Roiland, and this episode contains their secret origin. In addition to writing on RICK AND MORTY, Abed has performed and written for shows across the comedy dial. He also has some amazing comics projects in the works. His podcast GONE RIFFIN' is on hiatus, but listen to the back catalog, it's hilarious. Follow @abedg on Twitter and Instagram for more! — QUOTES: “I have a theory. And that’s that everybody’s life is full of terrible sh*t. And so what happens is you watch this guy going through all this terrible sh*t, and the terrible sh*t that’s happening to you? Not as big a deal!” “So basically, Donald Duck had stuff in his butt, go.” “Imagine Indiana Jones has succeeded. Like, he’s destroyed all his enemies. He’s Scrooge McDuck then.” “There was a row of Hitler pictures coming down a conveyor belt, and he had to ‘Heil Hitler’ on each picture as it went into a bin.” “That’s how you make Donald Duck relevant again, just make him a Donald Trump analogue.” “Donald Trumpduck and the Space Force! It writes itself.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to Emmy-winning writer Kevin Avery about his Nerd GOAT: Han Solo! A second look at one of our earliest GOATS, with a bit more canon under his belt. Kevin won an Emmy as part of the brilliant writing staff for LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER. He's the head writer on THE NEW NEGROES for Comedy Central, and is currently writing for the upcoming animated series THE GREAT NORTH. See Kevin perform at The Punch Line in San Francisco, Nov. 27 through Dec 1, and again in San Fran at Cobb’s over New Year’s. Follow @KevinAvery on Twitter and @KevinAveryComedy on Instagram, and check out his website www.kevinaverycomedy.com. — STANDUP ALERT: December 13-14, see Ron perform with the hilarious Ian Harris in his hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico! Go to www.ianharriscomedian.com for details. — QUOTES: “If you’re world-weary, there’s a real world.” “Why didn’t Chewbacca have a dashiki? Wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE. That would’ve worked just fine.” “In order to show how badass Han Solo is, they constantly make him fail.” “Quentin Tarantino was like ‘Why am I so scared right now?’ It’s because Gary Busey could die.” “Evel Knievel never learned to type, that’s why he broke so many f**kin’ bones.” “You will be hurt if you trust people. You WILL be. BUT. But. It’s worth it in the aggregate, at least.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron talk to Coy Jandreau about his Nerd GOAT: Deadpool! Guest-starring casual name-drops of Ryan Reynolds, Rob Liefeld, Kevin Smith, Zack Snyder and more! Coy is one of the nicest guys in geekdom, and a longtime rival of Ed's on MOVIE FIGHTS! He also hosts the YouTube shows COLLIDER HEROES and COMIC BOOK SHOPPING, for which he's talked comics with the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Damon Lindelof, David Harbour and Shazam himself Zach Levi. Follow @coyjandreau on Twitter and Instagram for more! — QUOTES: “Did you just say Zack Snyder is a brotellectual?” “When Donald Glover almost made the Deadpool show which would’ve changed society, it was because Donald Glover is the internet in the same way Deadpool is the internet.” “There are the occasions where the edgelords not only are reading it, but they get enough of a voice where it reshapes the character, and that’s when the terrorists win.” “I don’t consider Deadpool a nihilist. I consider people who like him incorrectly nihilists. And I consider the writers that don’t quite get him to be writing a nihilist, and that’s the fault of them. But I consider Deadpool a hopeless romantic.” “All of his pouches are full of Mexican condiments.” “Now everyone feels like a failure because there are no winners. I feel like society’s problem is if everyone won, no one won, and I think we’re starting to feel that.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to YouTuber Adam Hlavac about his Nerd GOAT: Laurie Strode! The OG Final Girl has evolved. Nothing can ever be the same. And that rules. Adam is an OG YouTuber and content creator whose HYPER RPG is one of our favorite destinations for geek content. Follow @adamhlavac on Twitter, Instagram and YouTube for more! — QUOTES: “You’ll see that naked muppet, playing a flute, in the first scene. And if you aren’t weirded out by it, I don’t know who you are as a person.” “This franchise also has four continuities.” “If something bad happens to you, it’s okay to never recover from it. But it’s kind of important to see, like, how do you come out of it and how do you grow from it.” “Like he’s gonna say his first words ever to your dumb British ass, you crumpet-eating f**k?” “As soon as they try to do this f**king New-York-drug-deal-in-the-park type exchange with this motherf**ker, somebody always drops the ball!” “Do you buy the canon established in the second one that basically he’s her brother?” “I did until John Carpenter said that he was put into a position where he was contractually obligated to write a sequel, and he didn’t know what to do.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron talk to showrunner-in-training Misty Stinnett about her Nerd GOAT: Anne of Green Gables! Pop culture's first punk-rock heroine to flip society the bird! Misty has been a writer's assistant on TV's CLOAK & DAGGER, THE FOSTERS, and to the legendary Jenji Kohan on ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. She co-hosts the indispensible podcast GO HELP YOURSELF, a critical deep-dive into self-help books and movements. Follow @mistyroseyposey on Twitter and @mistyrose on Instagram! — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! We're trying to hit 173 reviews on Apple Podcasts! Our favorite(s) get access to select Patreon content! — QUOTES: “As little boys, you’ve got Stand By Me, you’ve got The Goonies, y’know, The Sandlot. You’ve got all these really fantastical things to see yourself in.” “The first thirty minutes of that movie, my jaw was on the floor, and I left that theater going, ‘I finally f**king get it. I finally get why little boys and men are so excited about comic book movies and superheroes.’” “It’s also not Anne’s fault that Diana sat there like a f**king lush and downed an entire bottle of currant wine while she wasn’t looking!” “I should just be dirty and dumb and shitty for a while, and then eventually get what I want because I stuck to my guns.” “Kids are more and more mature, sooner? No they’re not. They stay really really stupid until they’re like 25, just like they always have.” “Her masculine thoughts weighed down the plane!” — See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to blockbuster screenwriter Ashley Edward Miller about his Nerd GOAT: Magneto! Go EEEEVIL with a man who created the definitive version of his GOAT. Ashley is an incredibly successful screenwriter whose credits include THOR, X-MEN: FIRST CLASS, and the upcoming reboot of RED SONJA. Follow @ashmasterzero on Twitter for peeks into the mind of a great and powerful writer! And tell 'im Nerd GOAT sent you. — QUOTES: “I thought ‘Okay, cool, I’ll write short stories.’ And then I was informed that the bottom fell out of the short story market in like 1892.” “This conception from the get-go that Stan Lee saw it as a civil rights thing is not true!” “Trauma is a time machine.” “They needed a draft they could shoot within a certain amount of time to get the green light. That certain amount of time was they needed it in ten days.” “His definition of what makes him a good guy, or what makes him a hero, and the world’s definition of that are two incompatible things.” “Plastic Man, Reed Richards and Elongated Man would all have to team up.” “The weirdest Human Centipede ever.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! Our favorite reviews on Apple Podcasts get access to select Patreon content! Listen to the episode for details. See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron talk to The Buy Pile's Hannibal Tabu about his Nerd GOAT: Dark Lord of the Sith himself Darth Vader! The grand finale of THE ROBOT GOAT APOCALYPSE! — MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR LOS ANGELES COMIC-CON, OCTOBER 11-13! Nerd GOAT has partnered with the great Billy Business for REBOOT IT, a podcast limited series that kicks off with a live LACC panel: HOW TO REBOOT BATMAN  |  Sunday, October 13 @ 2:30pm in Room 406AB – click here to get your tickets! — Hannibal is a prolific comics writer, journalist and gadfly! His review column THE BUY PILE has been running since 2006 on CBR. Check out his new comic book PROJECT WILDFIRE: STREET JUSTICE, dropping at the end of the month on The Operative Network! Listen to his radio show IT'S KOMPLICATED Fridays at 5pm on LPFM.LA or, if you're in Los Angeles (say for LA Comic-Con?!), on 101.5 KQBH. And find links to ALL of his work at www.hannibaltabu.com. Follow @hannibaltabu on Twitter and Instagram! — QUOTES: “I’ve always enjoyed the prequels for two reasons. First of all, that it proved Palpatine was right and all those people had to die.” “Yoda says, you know, ‘Dark Side not more powerful. Faster. Easier.’ I’m like, ’Sign me up! That’s all you need to say!’” “It’s only ever been one mission. He told you on the field in Attack of the Clones: ‘Well, someone should make them.’ He always felt that dictatorship was the thing.” “You can never raise your hand to a woman! You can hire another woman to do it, but you can’t do it.” “Find me a dude who can’t cook an egg and wash clothes, and I’ll find you a dude who loves Batman. ‘Cause Batman is hyper competent." “You gotta get that classy diabetes.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! Our favorite reviews on Apple Podcasts get access to select Patreon content! Listen to the episode for details. See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to The Goods from the Woods' Carter Glascock about his Nerd GOAT: Rick Deckard from Blade Runner! Part 2 of THE ROBOT GOAT APOCALYPSE! — MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR LOS ANGELES COMIC-CON, OCTOBER 11-13! Nerd GOAT has partnered with the great Billy Business for an awesome new venture that starts with a live LACC panel! Sunday, October 13 @ 2:30pm, we've got something very, very special planned – click here to get your tickets! — The Robot GOAT Apocalypse part 3 drops next week, and it's a cinema icon even greater than Deckard! So far we've covered the GOAT A.I. and the GOAT android...Who is the GOAT cyborg?! Carter is a standup comedian who co-hosts our podcast cousin THE GOODS FROM THE WOODS. Check out Ed's recent episode "Bad Superheroes" for more from this dynamic duo and the ever-erudite Rivers Langley. Carter also plays bass in the band HUSBAND STITCH. Check them out! Follow @carter_glascock on Twitter and @doctorclark on Instagram! — QUOTES: “I write for the Pepperdine Peckerwood.” “I looked like I was just escaping this child sex slave ring after I set it on fire.” “I’m the Archie Bunker of this podcast. I think that’s been established.” “It’s, in essence, two toasters running off to have a f**king affair instead of just being your g*d damn toaster for the rest of their lives.” “I should have a rich person’s skull f**king as a hat on, right now, if there was any justice.” “He may be a robot, but he is still an idiot.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! Our favorite reviews on Apple Podcasts get access to select Patreon content! Listen to the episode for details. See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron talk to Travis Clark about his Nerd GOAT: KITT! One of our funniest episodes ever, and Part 1 of THE ROBOT GOAT APOCALYPSE! The Robot GOAT Apocalypse parts 2 and 3 move from A.I. to an android then a cyborg...WHO WILL THESE GOATS BE?! You gotta listen to find out! These next two episodes are 100% two of the biggest characters in all of geekdom. Travis is a producer for Spotify's Parcast Studios, and the co-host of three incredible music shows on the Unpopular Opinion Network – the Korn podcast POD THE LIFE, the Limp Bizkit podcast 3 DOLLAR POD, Y'ALL, and the Nirvana podcast HEART-SHAPED POD.  Follow @TrackRivals on Twitter and Instagram for more from Travis! — MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR LOS ANGELES COMIC-CON, OCTOBER 11-13! Nerd GOAT has partnered with the great Billy Business for an awesome new venture that starts with a live LACC panel! Watch this space for details.   — QUOTES: “If little Elon Musk didn’t watch that show, nobody would have a car that drives itself and talks to you.” “I don’t mean to be the arbiter of kindness, but choking bitches is not okay.” “I’ve trapped a car in a loveless marriage.” “It was Batman and Robin, but the car was Batman.” “Knight Rider was so popular that, yeah, Airwolf happened. But then they were running out of vehicles so they made Streethawk, which was an indestructible motorcycle? And you’re like, ‘Yeeeah, but the guy is still gonna explode.’” "I kinda wish your dad was a Trans Am." "We call it Mid-Life Chrysler! That’s the name of the show!" — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! Our favorite reviews on Apple Podcasts get access to select Patreon content! Listen to the episode for details. See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.  

Ron and Ed talk to musician Bonnie Gordon about her Nerd GOAT: Sherlock Holmes! How does a Victorian, asexual, musical sociopath remain such a modern icon? Bonnie is one half of the incredible nerd parody band THE LIBRARY BARDS, who rock the F out for fandom! Go buy their new album BOMBARDED wherever you get rad music! Bonnie is also a long-time contributor to the venerable Geek & Sundry! Follow @BonnieBellG on Twitter and Instagram. Even better, follow @LibraryBards on Patreon, YouTube, Soundcloud, Twitter and Instagram to keep up with her musical stylings! — MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR LOS ANGELES COMIC-CON, OCTOBER 11-13! Nerd GOAT has partnered with the great Billy Business for an awesome new venture that starts with a live LACC panel! Watch this space for details. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. A lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! JOIN OUR REVIEW CONTEST! Our favorite reviews on Apple Podcasts get access to select Patreon content! Listen to the episode for details. — QUOTES: “I wore headgear, oh yeah. Like you could hang clothing hangers from my mouth.” “I used to be on a Harry Potter improv team.” “They say money that you steal or money that you gamble and you win feels better than money that you earned regular-style. Well, I feel that way about knowledge. Like, if I’m learning some shit while I’m supposed to be working? Gotcha!” “I recently, like this past year-and-a-half, I discovered that I identify as gray-sexual.” “Man, I can’t wait ’til somebody gets murdered so I can do some shit, because I am bored right now.” “Aw yeah, people are humans!” — See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron welcome Screen Junkies' Hal Rudnick to chat about his Nerd GOAT: Ellen Ripley from the Alien franchise! HOOT HOOT, Owl Nation. In addition to being a prolific writer/actor, Hal is the longtime host of Screen Junkies' MOVIE FIGHTS! He teaches comedy in Los Angeles at the UCB Theatre, where he also co-hosts the venerable live show TOURNAMENT OF NERDS! Follow @halrudnick on Twitter and Instagram! — QUOTES: “Our dogs don’t have to watch us live in sin anymore.” “Some of the posters I made were a little too hot for Northern Highlands Regional High School.” “There was a xenomorph on my wedding cake.” “I don’t wanna see Ellen get her revenge, it wasn’t worth it. The crime done to her wasn’t worth the revenge she’s eventually gonna get.” “Newt is great. Mostly.” “Hey, life f**king sucks! But, you deal, you handle it, you keep moving on. You weren’t trained to do this? Guess what! Life doesn’t care.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! You get amazing exclusive content and original art! SIGN UP FOR TOOTHBRUSHME.COM! Clean mouth. Clean planet. Dirt cheap. You get a lifetime-guaranteed handle and biodegradable toothbrush heads delivered direct to your door, for the same price you'd pay at a grocery store! LEAVE US MORE REVIEWS ON APPLE PODCASTS! Our favorite reviews get access to select Patreon content! Listen to the episode for details. See Ed every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.

Ron and Ed talk to Screen Junkies' Dan Murrell about his Nerd GOAT: Chief Brody! Y'all know Dan. Know how he earns a livin'. He'll defend this GOAT for ya. Dan is a veritable Screen Junkies legend, an all-time MOVIE FIGHTS all-star, and Ed's on-screen nemesis! They break the kayfabe BUT GOOD in this episode. Dan also hosts the box office breakdown show CHARTING WITH DAN, and is a regular contributor to both SCREEN JUNKIES UNIVERSE and HONEST TRAILERS. Follow @murrelldan on Twitter and Instagram! — CONTEST ALERT: We need MOAR REVYEWS on Apple Podcasts! Once we get to 173 total reviews, we'll go back through the last 50 comments and pick AT LEAST one favorite! The winner(s) get access to select Patreon content, including original art from Ron and Ed. — QUOTES: “There are destroyers. That’s me. And there are people who assemble. That’s you.” “Spielberg and the actors and Carl Gottlieb would go and drink – particularly Robert Shaw – and riff. And Carl Gottlieb would sit and tickety tack tack tack, sit at the typewriter and type up pages for the next day. And it’s like, ‘That’s no way to make a movie!’ And yet.” “I still have nightmares where I fall into the tank on the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. Strangely, never stalked by the real shark, it’s always the fake one.” “You have in Quint, Hooper and Brody the same sort of classic triad you have in Kirk, Spock and McCoy.” “In the end it sounds like, not only did he conquer it, he punched it right in the dick.” “He’s a marine photographer but he also has grenades.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.

Ed and Ron are back with DC Daily star Hector Navarro to wrap up the epic discussion of his Nerd GOAT: Iron Man! Prepare for THE FINAL WORD on Endgame. Hector is STILL one of the most legit pop culture commentators in the game. Check him out on geek news and discussion shows EL REY NATION and DC DAILY, the latter of which is available for free on YouTube but is best enjoyed as part of your subscription to DC Universe. Follow @HectorIsFunny on Twitter and Instagram! — CONTEST ALERT: We need MOAR REVYEWS on Apple Podcasts! Once we get to 173 total reviews, we'll go back through the last 50 comments and pick AT LEAST one favorite! The winner(s) get access to select Patreon content, including original art from Ron and Ed. — QUOTES: “If Robert Downey can get nominated for Tropic Thunder, I think that Avengers: Endgame is on the table." "We gave two Chrises three movies a piece. You know? We gotta mix it up a little bit." "Tom Cruise in Iron Man would’ve been fine." "Before the movies became as successful as they were? Way easier to do risky stuff in comics." “I have wrestled with this, I’ve thought about this, I thought: What if Peter Parker did get replaced by Miles Morales? And I thought about it and I went: ‘Y’know what? FINE.’” "Did you just say Tony Stark would send a kid a bunch of porn?" "I mean, you did say that.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to El Rey Nation star Hector Navarro about his Nerd GOAT: Iron Man! PART 1 of our first-ever, much-deserved 2-part episode. Hector is one of the most legit pop culture commentators in the game. In addition to his high-profile work on EL REY NATION, he's also the longtime co-host of DC DAILY, which is available for free on YouTube but is best enjoyed as part of your subscription to DC Universe. Follow @HectorIsFunny on Twitter and Instagram! — CONTEST ALERT: We need reviews on Apple Podcasts! Once we get to 173 total reviews, we'll go back through the last 50 comments and pick AT LEAST one favorite! The winner(s) get access to select Patreon content, including original art from Ron and Ed. — QUOTES: “Tony Stark was always modeled on Howard Hughes, and I feel like by the time we got to the 90s, that almost made him feel old-fashioned.” “He pops a cork and starts drinking a bottle of wine, and his sacrifice to Odin is his sobriety.” “He was created basically on a dare.” “Sixth reason he was so f**king boring, he was Infrastructure Man. They live in this motherfu**ker’s house, he’s paying the bills. Name someone cool who you knew as a kid who was paying the bills!” “Not my dad.” “I doubt that really good-looking, really successful actor Chris Evans knew about Captain America. What I’m putting that on is: Somebody pitched that character to him correctly.” “Oh, a billionaire who gives a shit, at that level of employees, is an American fantasy.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to YouTube star Greg Alba about his Nerd GOAT: Ethan Hunt from the Mission: Impossible series! Start stretching, because EVERYBODY RUNS in this one! Greg literally co-created YouTube reaction videos on his OG channel REEL REJECTS! Check them out for amazing commentary on geek media and original content inspired by the stuff we all love. Follow @TheReelRejects on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and @thegregalba on Twitter and Instagram! And hey, they've got a PATREON too! — CONTEST ALERT: We need more reviews on Apple Podcasts! Once we get to 173 total reviews, we'll go back through the last 50 and pick AT LEAST one favorite comment! The winner(s) get access to select Patreon content, including original art from Ron and Ed. — QUOTES: “You hear all these terrible things about Tom Cruise…in this documentary. And I just believe it all. But for some reason, when the Top Gun: Maverick trailer comes out, I’m like, ‘I don’t give a shit about any of that! He looks awesome and I wish I was there to meet him!’” “In Part 6, where he was not willing to sacrifice Luther, I did have a thought of, ‘Well those are nuclear bombs, dude!’” “When I saw Drive with Ryan Gosling, I was quiet as a motherf**ker for like three weeks. And just stared.” “In ANY other franchise I hear this applied to, it sounds like a f**king joke. But if you did it in this movie, it could actually be SWEET.” “I know exactly what you’re going to say.” “There’s a matte painting in space on a fucking space station right now, and when those rail guns start shooting us, you’re gonna remember this!” “You have gone from being the laughingstock of this whole podcast into, ‘You make a great point here.’” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to cosplay star and creature-feature actor Morgana about her Nerd GOAT: Illyana Rasputin aka Magik! Just in time for Marvel's epic X-Men relaunch. Morgana is a performer who's found a niche playing demons, monsters and other effects-heavy characters. She stars in THE CURIOUS CREATIONS OF CHRISTINE McCONNELL on Netflix, STAN AGAINST EVIL on IFC and Hulu, the feature films CUCUY: The Boogeyman and THE SANDMAN, and in the title role of the renowned Harry Potter prequel fan film SEVERUS SNAPE AND THE MARAUDERS. Morgana's background in creature effects and acting also makes her a standout cosplayer – if you're at L.A. Comic-Con, keep an eye out for her Magik character in its final form! Follow @mickignis and @CosplayMorgana on Instagram and @IgnisTwote on Twitter for more from Morgana! — CONTEST ALERT: We need more reviews on Apple Podcasts! Once we get to 173 total reviews, we'll go back through the last 50 and pick AT LEAST one favorite comment! The winner(s) get access to select Patreon content, including original art from Ron and Ed. — QUOTES: “Less than a minute of time goes by. This little girl has spent seven years in Hell.” “I had my worries about how New Mutants is gonna be. I will say, after seeing what I saw, I am 100% convinced that this is possibly going to be the best X-Men film that has ever been done.” “She takes out her sword, chops off his head, creates a portal to hell, and kicks his head into Limbo, leaving his body behind.” "They stop warfare, they stop all this stuff from happening in a very positive way, but the Avengers are like, ‘They’re too powerful, we should figure out a way to kill them.’” "Sending Captain America to Hell: ‘This whole place smells like jazz cigarettes!’” "Gail Simone made me cry the other night." — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Tuesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron welcome comics legend Darick Robertson to talk about his Nerd GOAT: The Flash, as well as the Amazon Prime adaptation of his beloved creation The Boys! Darick is one of the most prolific and storied artists in comics. He’s the co-creator of THE BOYS with Garth Ennis, TRANSMETROPOLITAN with Warren Ellis, HAPPY! with Grant Morrison, and some of your favorite Marvel, DC and Ultraverse titles of the past thirty years. Go watch THE BOYS on Amazon Prime IMMEDIATELY, it comes with the Nerd GOAT Seal of Approval! Then, buy some Darick Robertson comics, dammit. Check out his new series OLIVER with screenwriter Gary Whitta from Image, his newish series BALLISTIC from Black Mask Studios, and maybe keep your eyes on what DC’s up to for future announcements… Follow @DarickR on Twitter, @DarickWR on Instagram, and check out www.darickrobertson.com for news, updates and original art for sale! — CONTEST ALERT: We need more reviews on Apple Podcasts! Once we get to 173 total reviews, we'll go back through the last 50 and pick AT LEAST one favorite comment! The winner(s) get access to select Patreon content, including original art from Ron and Ed. Comment now (or hijack your significant other's account to re-review from there)! — QUOTES: “It’s like out of my brain meat onto their skin meat.” “I learned to draw because of The Flash.” “When we were originally gonna do The Boys, it was supposed to be set in the DCU, like Hitman.” “A brilliant producer, showrunner, director, any of those type of people: Their best talent, when they’re great, is ‘Hey man, gimme them young ideas! I don’ give a f**k.’” “I didn’t go to art school, I barely made it out of high school.” “I was like, ‘I’m buying these boots but I’m not gonna wear ‘em until I can wear ‘em on the red carpet at The Boys movie premiere. I’m saving ‘em for then.’ And that was 2008. And they sat in my closet, untouched, until this weekend.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed go EEEEVIL with Vanessa Gritton talking about her Villain GOAT: Scar! Join our search for the murky line between alienation and brother-murder. Vanessa is one of the stars of EL REY NATION, a kickass geek panel show every Thursday at 10:30p on El Rey Network! She's also a member of the hilarious sketch comedy team NIGHTCHURCH, who put on a live show dedicated to the video store era! Check out their YouTube channel for a taste of the shenanigans. Follow @nesgritton on Twitter and Instagram! — NEW CONTEST ALERT: We need more reviews on Apple Podcasts! So, once we get 50 more written reviews (173 total), we'll go back through those 50 and pick AT LEAST one favorite comment! The winner(s) get access to select Patreon content, including original art from Ron and Ed. Comment now (or hijack your significant other's account to re-review from there)! — QUOTES: “I think the two best universes for really interesting, complex villains are the DC Universe and the Disney Universe." "The entire time I was watching Black Panther, I was like ‘I think I love this BECAUSE this is Lion King.’” "Ursula’s based off a drag queen. Ursula was based off of Divine." "Oh, I am fully under the thumb of Big Cured Meats." "When you see life rewarding people who suck, you go f**king crazy." "Five years ago I ate a button!" — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron continue Nerd GOAT Goes EEEEVIL with returning favorite Maronzio Vance and his Villain GOAT: Thanos! Hear us wrestle with the morality of genocide! Aside from being Ed's writing partner and an all-around dope dude, Maronzio is an incredible comedian who is a Los Angeles regular and will be next performing out of town in Phoenix in September. Go see one of his shows! Check out his podcast KILLING TIME, and follow @maronziovance on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. — QUOTES: "Comic book Thanos I connect with because he wanted to impress a woman." "If it was like one of those Black Panther type of 'we gotta fight to see if you're worthy of carrying the crown,' he'd be like 'Take my power away! I'm gonna whoop your ass anyway!'" "Put all your sorries in a sack, all your madness in a sack, and just unload it on somebody like that bagel motherf**ker from Twitter – that's the problem!" "If I know you're gonna kill me later, catch me slipping? And I can catch you slipping? I'm gonna f**k you up." — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to This Is Rad's L.M. Knight about her Nerd GOAT: Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series! A treatise on the benefits of being the good kid. Laura is a super-talented graphic designer who works for the likes of Disney and Marvel! She also co-hosts the long-running geek podcast institution THIS IS RAD! Follow @lmknightart on Twitter and Instagram or visit her website www.lmknightart.com to check out all her fabulous artwork! — PRODUCER'S NOTE: Now with glitchy audio fixed. If you know what I mean, that was my bad. If you don't, just enjoy the episode! – Producer Bill, On The Road — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to the hilarious Quincy Johnson II about his Nerd GOAT: Moriarty from Sherlock Holmes! Kicking off Season 3: Nerd GOAT Goes EEEEVIL! Quincy is a Los Angeles-based comedian who hosts shows all over town. Follow @quincyjohnsonii on Twitter and Instagram to find out when and where! If you're in LA, go see his podcast TUSKEGEE JOKEMEN record LIVE at The Comedy Store on July 14, or at least check it out on YouTube. — QUOTES: “He’s so smart, he doesn’t care about the end goal of ‘Oh, I want complete domination’ or ‘I want complete destruction.’ He just wants to see if he can get away with it.” “When I write, if I ever wanted to create a villain, I’d do everything in my power not to create a Moriarty. You don’t want to create the unsolvable.” “Codes before hoes.” “It cost him 150 f**king dollars to watch Brandon Lee looking at Dolph Lundgren coming out of a sauna and go, ‘That’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen on a man.’” “You lit a bleck walk into my castle?!” “Two Dick Cheneys is pretty much a Lex Luthor.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed, Ron and Producer Bill recap our sensational second season and introduce the bracket for our annual Tournament of GOATS! Have you voted yet? Last year, YOUR VOTES helped Spider-Man defeat Wolverine for the inaugural title of GOAT of GOATS! Competition this year is even stiffer, with crowd-pleasers and surprise sleepers from across TV, movies, comics and games. Fill out your bracket and help us pick a winner for Episode 100! -- DOWNLOAD THE FULL BRACKET AT: www.nerdgoatpodcast.com OR FOLLOW THE LINKS BELOW TO VOTE FOR ALL THE ROUND 1 DIVISIONAL MATCH-UPS! YOUNG PUNKS: Click here, dude! DASHING ROGUES: I DARE you to click here. MISUNDERSTOOD OUTSIDERS: Deign you to click, mortal? BADASS LEADERS: You WILL click this link.  ROUND 2 GOES UP WEDNESDAY! Keep checking www.nerdgoatpodcast.com for details. On social media, post your bracket with the hashtag: #NerdGOATTournament On Twitter, tag and/or DM: @edgreerdestroys, @dorkyswallow or @nerdgoatpodcast On Instagram, tag and/or DM: @edgreerdestroys, @ronswallow or @bailbondsmedia E-mail to: nerdgoatshow@gmail.com — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to This Is Rad's Matthew Burnside about his Nerd GOAT: Egon Spengler! Featuring a real-life ghost story that will legitimately terrify you. Matthew co-hosts your OTHER favorite podcast, the illustrious THIS IS RAD. Go check out multiple episodes starring Ed's diatribes on Star Wars, or Ron's epic trip down Spider-Man Lane. Follow @matthewburnside on Instagram, and follow @ThisIsRadPod on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook! ______________________ ANNOUNCEMENT: Episode 100 is fast approaching, and with it, our 2nd ANNUAL GOAT OF GOATS TOURNAMENT! It's a bracket-style tournament that pits our Season 2 Nerd GOATs against each other in a Battle Royale to rule them all – and your votes decide who comes out on top! Follow us @RonSwallow, @EdGreerDestroys and @NerdGOATPodcast on Twitter or Facebook to see the bracket released in a few weeks, and for more information on how to vote! ______________________ QUOTES: “For the most part, leaders are worthless and do not need to be put up on pedestals and celebrated.” “I love Ghostbusters as a film because it’s this great blue-collar entrepreneurial story.” “I follow an account on Instagram called ‘Kids Getting Hurt’.” “I am the most skeptical of people and that is scaring the SH*T out of me.” “Hearing the moment-to-moment thoughts of our peers ruined the world.” “Jack the Ripper and the orangutan from ‘Every Which Way But Loose’ f**ked this dude UP.” “He got his d*ck ripped off and a screwdriver in his back.” “He died while live-streaming and nobody noticed for 15 minutes before they took it down, and it was just this dude bleeding out with this f**kin’ see-through monkey standing over him. It’s the best thing the internet’s got all week, man!” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Monday and Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to animator/comedian Ron Yavnieli about his Nerd GOAT: Popeye the Sailor Man! A glorious romp through the Golden Age of cartoons. Ron is the creator, artist and voice actor behind DreamworksTV's GORILLAVILLE, available on YouTube and Amazon Prime! Find all of Ron's work at www.ronimation.com. Follow @ron_yavnieli on Instagram and Twitter, and @ronimation on YouTube and DeviantArt ! ______________________ ANNOUNCEMENT: Episode 100 is fast approaching, and with it, our 2nd ANNUAL GOAT OF GOATS TOURNAMENT! It's a bracket-style tournament that pits our Season 2 Nerd GOATs against each other in a Battle Royale to rule them all – and your votes decide who comes out on top! Follow us @RonSwallow, @EdGreerDestroys and @NerdGOATPodcast on Twitter or Facebook to see the bracket released in a few weeks, and for more information on how to vote! ______________________ QUOTES: “It’s the same with any creative endeavor: When you’re working for another person, it’s about executing their ideas or polishing their ideas, or their boss’s ideas, or their boss’s boss’s ideas. It’s not about doing your own thing.” “He innovated this thing where if someone threw a punch, you moved out of the way.” “If you didn’t want to wear a yarmulke you could wear a hat. So, of course, I wore a sailor hat.” “He’s the angel, I’m the devil. I’m tellin’ you to do it, he’s trying to spare your sanity.” “Popeye was like the prototypical superhero, because he came before Superman and any of the others. I think he was maybe the first character to be bulletproof.” “There’s something rustic and quaint about his pipe. Every other pipe I’ve seen in fiction is just too ostentatious.” “Look up ‘Genndy Tartakovsky Popeye’!” (Here, we did it for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lzJuwJD9k) — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday (and soon every Monday!) on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to Comic-Con raconteur Anastasia Washington about her Nerd GOAT: She-Ra! One of the greatest riff-fests we've ever done. Anastasia is a comedian, actress, producer, host and singer. She hosts the podcasts NERD UP OR SHUT UP and LEGION OF LEIA. She runs the production company UNREALIZED TALENT. Follow Anastasia @AnastasiaW on Twitter, @AnastasiaWash on Instagram , @AnastationTV on YouTube, and at her website www.anastasiawashington.com! ______________________ ANNOUNCEMENT: Episode 100 is fast approaching, and with it, our 2nd ANNUAL GOAT OF GOATS TOURNAMENT! It's a bracket-style tournament that pits our Season 2 Nerd GOATs against each other in a Battle Royale to rule them all – and your votes decide who comes out on top! Follow us @RonSwallow, @EdGreerDestroys and @NerdGOATPodcast on Twitter or Facebook to see the bracket released in a few weeks, and for more information on how to vote! ______________________ QUOTES: “They were like, ‘Oh, we fisted somebody on air,' and I was like, 'But why though? Because we’re, like, not video.’ And they were like, ‘The sound was amazing.’” “Once we gave out the OJ Simpson comic book.” “I used to tell people, ‘I’m not gonna marry you. I’m gonna marry Skeletor, the Crypt Keeper or Wolverine.’ And I stand by that. Forever.” “She’s a glittery beautiful princess, and she’s got some thighs. And thank the frickin’ lord.” “First rule of Face Club: Get 20 dollars.” “I feel that I am a She-Ra in the streets…And a Skeletor in the sheets.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday (and soon every Monday!) on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds every Sunday night! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to Comedy Store regular Brian Simpson about his Nerd GOAT: Grand Admiral Thrawn! The only character to make it out alive from the Star Wars EU! Brian is a super-funny standup, and he hosts the podcast BS WITH BRIAN SIMPSON, a ranting, skeptical take on life and pop culture. Follow Brian @bscomedian on Instagram and at his website www.bscomedy.com! ______________________ ANNOUNCEMENT: Episode 100 is fast approaching, and with it, our 2nd ANNUAL GOAT OF GOATS TOURNAMENT! It's a bracket-style tournament that pits our Season 2 Nerd GOATs against each other in a Battle Royale to rule them all – and your votes decide who comes out on top! Follow us @NerdGOATPodcast on Twitter or Facebook to see the bracket released in a few weeks, and for more information on how to vote! ______________________ QUOTES: “I always kinda liked villains, but there had never been a perfect villain until I came across Grand Admiral Thrawn.” “He would be studying your people’s art, to tell him what you’re afraid of, what’s important to you.” “He got stabbed by his own bodyguard. And you know what he said, you know what his final words were? ‘Well played.’” “I play dozens of games of chess everyday.” “There has to be unity to start branching out into the rest of the galaxy. We have to put all of our resources in the same bucket. So I feel like there has to be a planetary culture before you hit that.” “Jean-Luc was my dude before Thrawn!” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds every Sunday night! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to actor/musician Myk Watford about his Nerd GOAT: Michael Myers from Halloween! Which reminds us: We need WAY more GOAT villains. Myk is a fantastic actor who’s shown up all over primetime television, in shows from Justified to Person of Interest to Law & Order, NCIS and CSI. This year, he's had roles in True Detective, Lethal Weapon and The OA. He can be seen this summer in the Vertigo graphic novel adaptation THE KITCHEN, alongside Melissa McCarthy, Tiffany Haddish and Elisabeth Moss. His greatest role may always be Roach, the rockabilly demon-zombie from cult hit TRAILER PARK OF TERROR. Follow Myk @myk_watford on Instagram, visit his site www.mykwatford.com, and check out his bands STUMPWALLER and BIG CASH AND THE FOLSOM 3! ______________________ ANNOUNCEMENT: Episode 100 is fast approaching, and with it, our 2nd ANNUAL GOAT OF GOATS TOURNAMENT! It's a bracket-style tournament that pits our Season 2 Nerd GOATs against each other in a Battle Royale to rule them all – and your votes decide who comes out on top! Follow us @NerdGOATPodcast on Twitter or Facebook to see the bracket released in a few weeks, and for more information on how to vote! ______________________ QUOTES: “If you were a lady, you’d be a stripper, for sure.” “These two-pump-chumps need to die!” “If you are faced with somebody who wants to murder everyone, like a terrorist, and you can’t really get through to them in any conceivable way, what do you do with those people? Do you study them and dig deeper, or do you just kill them and forget about them?” “Did you learn any life lessons…from Michael Myers?” “Persistence, patience, never give up, you know what I mean? Stay true to yourself. And, finally, enjoy your work.” “He’s not running amok, man, he’s just walking amok.” “Michael Myers is like the Captain America of the serial killer genre.” “I’m partial towards hillbillies because I am part hillbilly.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds every Sunday night! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed welcome legendary TV writer Marc Scott Zicree to talk about his Nerd GOAT: Mr. Spock! Our most profound story yet of how a GOAT can impact a life. Marc has written hundreds of hours of television, for everything from He-Man, The Smurfs and The Real Ghostbusters as a young man, to Star Trek: The Next Generation, Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Sliders and many more. He is the author of the worldwide bestsellers THE TWILIGHT ZONE COMPANION and Guillermo Del Toro's CABINET OF CURIOSITIES. Most recently, Marc parlayed a $1 million crowdfunding success into his own spacefaring franchise SPACE COMMAND, starring Doug Jones and Nichelle Nichols! His YouTube channel MR. SCI FI is an indispensable potpourri of geek media. Follow him @MarcZicree on Twitter and Facebook, and at his website www.marczicree.com! ______________________ ANNOUNCEMENT: Episode 100 is fast approaching, and with it, our 2nd ANNUAL GOAT OF GOATS TOURNAMENT! It's a bracket-style tournament that pits our Season 2 Nerd GOATs against each other in a Battle Royale to rule them all – and your votes decide who comes out on top! Follow us @NerdGOATPodcast on Twitter or Facebook to see the bracket released in a few weeks, and for more information on how to vote! ______________________ QUOTES: "My heroes weren’t the actors, my heroes were the writers." "I never wanted to be like Kirk. I mean, you know…He’s such a hothead and so narcissistic." "Michael Reeves and I and a friend of ours named Winston Engle, we worked up a Captain Sulu series." "Leonard Nimoy, by my lights, was always playing the Vulcan first and the human second. In other words, the Vulcan was in control. I always thought Zachary Quinto was playing the human first and the Vulcan second." "Hey, it’s a stable world that’s led by a computer. Well, let’s blow the f**ker up!” “That’s one of, I’d say probably six 50-to-60-year-old white dudes who could steal my girlfriend.” "Every now and then they’ll find some Christians who, like, eat each other and throw people in volcanoes." "The key question is ‘What do you stand for?’ And you have to mean it."   — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds every Sunday night! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to veteran comedian Gil Garibaldo about his Nerd GOAT: Bojack Horseman! Gil is a longtime friend of the show and a very funny comedian on the LA scene. Check out some of his skits on his YouTube channel GRINGO SKETCH! Follow him @gilgaribaldo on Instagram and @gilgaribaldont on Twitter! ______________________ ANNOUNCEMENTS: Episode 100 is fast approaching, and with it, our 2nd ANNUAL GOAT OF GOATS TOURNAMENT! It's a bracket-style tournament that pits our Season 2 Nerd GOATs against each other in a Battle Royale to rule them all – and your votes decide who comes out on top! Follow us @NerdGOATPodcast on Twitter or Facebook to see the bracket released in a few weeks, and for more information on how to vote! ALSO, make sure to tune in and see Ed perform on Comedy Central's The New Negroes April 26! ______________________ QUOTES: “Let’s wrap this podcast up and go do some lines of Tang.” “We actually, me and my friends, made a thing called the Tang Commandments.” “You gotta be very responsible with a horse d*ck, that’s no joke.” “Most people aren’t faced with enough f**king choices to be good or bad. Most people live in an eternal null field of just bouncing off of other people forever like god damn electrons.” “That’s such a Bojack way to kill somebody: Just party them hard enough until they overdose.” “When I go into the f**king Baja Fresh and they playing Ludacris? Trust me, I feel like a real old piece of sh*t. ‘Move bitch, guacamole’s extra, guacamole’s extra.’” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds every Sunday night! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to Film Threat's Anthony Ray Bench about his Nerd GOAT: Anakin Solo! Our first plunge into the late, great Star Wars Expanded Universe. Anthony is a contributor to Chris Gore's venerable pop culture newsmag FILM THREAT. He co-hosts one of our other favorite podcasts SO FAST SO FURIOUS, a detailed commentary on every Fast & Furious film, one quarter-hour at a time. And he is an editor at geek commentary site FANBOY NATION. Follow him @ThisGameCheats on Twitter, @SoFastPodcast on Twitter and Facebook, @SoFastSoFurious on Instagram, and of course @FilmThreat on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube, or at their website www.filmthreat.com. — QUOTES: “What if I have a kid and he absolutely hates the things I love?” “So I’m watching the trilogy backwards. That’s how I experienced it for the first time.” “If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…” “Come on baby touch my clone?” “There’s a special capuchin monkey that stops gravity.” “For a while, C-3PO and Chewbacca raised the kids, which — I want more stories about that.” “Apparently Dagobah’s atmosphere is psilocybin, and it makes you dream up little troll dudes to teach you Jedi magic and have visions about your daddy.” “Jaina and Jacen always - to me, they came off as two characters who kinda wielded the Force like a squirt gun.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Plus, BIG NEWS: See Ed perform on Comedy Central's The New Negroes April 26! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds every Sunday night, starting April 14! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to fellow podcaster Nick Jones about his Nerd GOAT: The Crow! This one gets dark as we swap revenge fantasies…and, uh...realities. Nick is the co-host of the podcast FILM GUFF, featuring "low-brow talk about low-rent movies." Dip your toe in with the PHONE SEX episode, guest-starring our own Nerd GOAT family member Klee Wiggins. Follow Nick @Laneit360 on Twitter, and Film Guff @FilmGuff on Twitter, and check out their website www.filmguff.net! — QUOTES: “What if Superman rose from the dead to kill the guys who killed Lois Lane, then he had to go right back in the grave afterward?” “Anyone who’s old enough to remember drive-ins, first of all, take your geritol, you gotta sh*t in a couple hours. Secondly, call your kids.” “Lots of people who had picked on me in school have met unfortunate ends.” “Captain Marvel needs to f**kin’ look at the needle drops from The Crow. Just be like, ‘This is how ya needle drop!’” “Hug a bunny before you stab a guy in the throat.” “She flies her X-Wing to Detroit, lands on a couple of tenements, smashes ‘em, no one cares.” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Plus, BIG NEWS: See Ed perform on Comedy Central's The New Negroes April 26! Catch Ron on Jack of All Nerds every Sunday night, starting April 14! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Producer Bill talk to Ryan Niemiller about his Nerd GOAT: Link, from the Zelda game franchise! Our first GOAT to never utter a single word... Ryan is a hilarious comedian who can be found @CrippleThreat8 across social AND video game media! Check him out on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Twitch, XBox Live, PSN, and Steam! And watch those feeds for a major, MAJOR announcement coming up in the next few months. — QUOTES: "If you really wanna protest, go out and destroy other people’s property, that’s what we’re saying. That’s the message here on Nerd GOAT." "If you’re mad someone’s buried in their phone when you’re talking to them in person? Be more interesting." "I’m a human pessimist. But when it comes to the nerd sh*t that I like, I will always find the positive in everything first." “You had to use four cartridges to get through all the levels.” “...That all had EIGHT MEGABYTES of memory!” "I had no shoulders. I just had a neck." "Where I’m from, it’s cute that you would think that science is a real thing." — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron LIVE on Hyper-RPG on Twitch every Sunday night, starting this week! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to ScreenJunkies' Logan Rees about his Nerd GOAT: Tyler Durden, from Fight Club! First rule of Nerd GOAT? Tell your friends about Nerd GOAT. Logan is a writer, a composer, and one of the main voices behind the various ScreenJunkies platforms. Find his musings daily on SJ's Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and Facebook feeds! Follow Logan @jlrees on Twitter, and check out all of his work – including his dope musical composing – on www.logan-rees.com! — QUOTES: “Dude, this dude is such a cuck he gets cucked by himself, bro.” “One of the reasons why I like this movie and why it is such a divisive movie is because people don’t realize that it is supposed to be a warning call.” “The fact that we have the health system we have means that we’ve all bought in to: ‘If I can’t make enough money, I don’t even deserve to live.’” “He’s got so much in common with Beyoncé.” “If you’re in a shitty town, don’t smoke weed in that town! It’ll keep you there.” “Those AIDS-era fighting techniques involving your own blood? That’s always a winner!” — SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Catch Ron LIVE on Hyper-RPG on Twitch every Sunday night, starting this week! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Support us on PATREON at patreon.com/nerdgoatpodcast and hear more great exclusive content like this! In the wake of Stan Lee's death, comedian/provocateur Bill Maher penned an op-ed criticizing the effect of comic book fandom on American culture. After a backlash, Maher doubled down with a savage (and, frankly, quite funny) rebuke of his critics, staking out a firm stance that adult comic book fans represent all that is wrong with America right now. Ron, Ed and Producer Bill break down these comments, and offer some insights you may not expect from your friendly neighborhood nerd show. Just a sample of the wonders that will open to you once you SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. The best $5 you'll spend all month! — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to superstar writer Scott Lobdell about his Nerd GOAT: Professor Charles Xavier! Our first guest to professionally write their own GOAT. Scott is a prolific comics writer and screenwriter who took over the X-Men for Marvel following the departure of Chris Claremont in the early 90s. He proceeded to steer the franchise for the next decade. He was the primary creative force behind mega-events such as Fatal Attractions, Age of Apocalypse and Onslaught. He was also a major contributor to the growth of Jim Lee's Wildstorm Universe, and currently writes Red Hood And The Outlaws for DC Comics. In addition, Scott wrote the hit film Happy Death Day for Blumhouse and the forthcoming reboot of Critters for Warner Brothers, among many, many other projects. — QUOTES: “I always said when I was breaking in that either I was gonna give up or Marvel was gonna give up, and Marvel gave up.” “You knew when Spock said ‘Jim’ … shit was bad.” “The audience isn’t dumb, we’re dumb, because we keep doing the same thing over and over…and over and over and over, and then we’re like, ‘Why isn’t the audience reacting to this?’” “It used to be that if somebody had a bad idea and you had a good idea, the good idea would win.” “Oh, no, he doesn’t shoot people in the balls anymore.” “When I think about writing the X-Men again, I think it would be fun because I think it needs a focus that it hasn’t had…in a few years.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to TV writer Rachelle Williams about her Nerd GOAT: Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons! Steam some hams and settle down, children. Rachelle has written for shows like FIRST WIVES' CLUB on BET, SURVIVOR'S REMORSE on Starz and the upcoming TUCA AND BIRDIE on Netflix. She's a rising star on the TV scene, and she tells us the story of how she made it happen. Follow her @RachelleRW on Twitter and @Rachelle.Writes on Instagram! — QUOTES: “I discovered maybe 5 years ago…I’m Chalmers." "You wanna have integrity, everyone wants to have integrity. But Chalmers is like: ‘We’re a poor school. Let’s just take this money.’” "The people who intimidate you? They go home and their mom dominates them." "Who’s gonna show up ON TIME everyday to jack off animals?!" "Matt Groening got precognitive powers and he didn’t help us avoid this shit." "I love the bully who bullies the bullies.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to ScreenJunkies’ Joe Starr about his Nerd GOAT: Rodimus Prime! Yes, this is our first Transformers GOAT...AND IT’S THE ONE YOU ALL DESERVE. Joe is one of the head writers at SCREENJUNKIES! He just released an amazing new LP called A BRITISH MURDER ROBOT TRIES STANDUP COMEDY, about a trashcan-looking genocidal alien who rises quickly in the alt-comedy scene. Also, DO NOT MISS his bitchin' Twitch show on the Hyper-RPG channel HE LEFT IT DEAD, a tabletop role-play based on the Call of Cthulhu system where every character is going insane – Vol. 3 starts March 12! Or if you REALLY like Joe, you can buy him a Power Of The Primes Rodmius Prime action figure on Amazon... — QUOTES: “If you don’t have an edgelord phase, you’re not real.” “Every time I wanna picture speed and power, I just picture a f**kin’ semi-truck with a f**kin’ Lamborghini nose.” “Rodimus Prime’s look is like cilantro. There’s some people who have a gene where it’s just so tasty, and there’s people who have a gene where it just tastes like soap.” “Optimus Prime is still out there. But he just f**king calls himself Rodimus because he thinks he earns it. He thinks he deserves it.” “’Bumblebee: Inferior. Soundwave: Superior.’ Like he would literally say Hitler Youth type sh*t at the other Transformers.” “All sociopaths pretend to change.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to animator Georgia Henderson about her Nerd GOAT: Princess Zelda! An OG video game GOAT who’s so much more than Link’s would-be girlfriend. Georgia is a storyboard artist and animator who’s worked on such shows as JEFF & SOME ALIENS and DALLAS & ROBO. She’s a contributor to the all-ages comic anthology ELECTRUM and the creator of the amazing comic ELLI AND HER PAPA, about a half-elf girl who can talk to animals and other creatures. Buy her work at her website www.georgiahen17.com, and follow her @georgiahen17 on Twitter and especially Instagram! — QUOTES: “So she’s basically like the Lost Boys-meets-Short Round?” “Courage and heart teaming up together can always beat power.” “Or summon Captain Planet.” “It’s not that the narrative of a princess being saved is inherently bad, we just see it a lot.” “Beverly Hills Ninja did a disservice to the fat ninja industry.” “She puts him in a barrel and like f**king launches him into the wall, and is like ‘See ya! Good luck!’” “I spent forty hours getting pigeons.” “You know what I learned? The jazz that they play in the cantina is called ‘jizz.’ He named it jizz. This is a real thing.” “George Lucas, man. How can you be a genius and so stupid, all at the same time?” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to comic book letterer Jason Levine about his Nerd GOAT: Howard The Duck! Do we mention duck boobs? What do you think. Jason started his lettering career with MALIBU COMICS back in the Ultraverse days! He has since worked with legends like George Perez, Brian Bendis and Chris Claremont, and he dishes on all of them in this episode! If you're in Los Angeles, Jason also hosts a weekly HeroClix game on Saturdays at All Ways Gaming in Chatsworth. Follow him @levine_jason on Twitter! — QUOTES: “He turned in a prose piece basically talking about his issues with writing and how he was having writers’ block. That’s a whole issue of the comic.” “Gerber was one of the first people to take on Marvel, or any of the comic companies, for creator rights.” “It could be, comic book people are perverts?” “And they need to draw titties on everything they can draw titties on!” “She said: It’s a film about a duck from outer space, it’s not supposed to be an existential experience.’ Which flies in the face of what Gerber wanted!” “Howard’s main attack is running away.” “The nicest artist I ever met was one I didn’t think would be nice: George Perez.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to Derrick Murray about his Nerd GOAT: Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones! Featuring the Battle Royale of smart prestige-TV assholes. Derrick is the co-host of the phenomenal JACK OF ALL NERDS show. Check it out on YouTube, where their channel is filled with other great nerd shows, and on Patreon, with so much great video content it makes us jealous! Follow Derrick @drokcomedy on Twitter and Instagram. — QUOTES: “All of his greatest achievements, he’s basically done shitfaced out of his mind, and I’m like, ‘I want that.’” “I can relate to this guy who is supposedly born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but he’s not allowed to eat off it.” “If you don’t like Game of Thrones, you’re literally saying ‘I don’t like tits.’” “In the future, they’re gonna look back on this era and go, ‘These people were going through some THINGS.’ Because we like a certain sort of entertainment.” “It’s a theory that I have that he’s going to betray the very people that he swore to protect and that he truly believed in, for the sake of a family that despises him.” “On an episode where we talk about dwarves, you have a height crisis.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to graphic novelist Yehudi Mercado about his Nerd GOAT: Bobby Hill from King of the Hill! Stick around for his pitch for a Bobby Hill series! Yehudi is an animator and cartoonist who has worked for such outlets as Disney Interactive and Playmation. He has a series in development at Cartoon Network, and has published several graphic novels that you should definitely buy! BUFFALO SPEEDWAY, about the misadventures of a pizza delivery guy; HERO HOTEL, about a bellhop at a resort for superheroes; PANTALONES, TX, about the desert’s wildest town; ROCKET SALVAGE, about a trio of clones repairing rocket racing ships; and most recently SCI-FU, about a 1980s DJ who mixes a beat so perfect it summons a UFO that whisks him away to cosmic adventures. Order all his work from www.supermercadostore.com! Follow Yehudi @supermercadocomics on Instagram and @ymercado on Twitter! — QUOTES: “I think porn stars eat green beans. I’m gonna go out on a limb.” “Where’s your proof?! Back that up!” “I’m constantly telling people, Ed, that their world is a sugar-coated topping.” “My dad liked to crush my dreams. He was a huge fan of doing that.” “Her husband is on the couch behind her, with an even smaller towel.” “Porn is great to watch, it is not good to live.” “Mike Judge, if you’re listening, please forgive Ron for not knowing Office Space from The Office.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to gadfly Grant Pardee about his Nerd GOAT: Ultimate Spider-Man! In which we learn the story is always better the second time around… Grant is a prolific writer whose work has appeared in Vice, The Guardian and Paste Magazine. He co-hosts the political podcast NORMAL COUNTRY, and generally expresses opinions this show can get behind! Follow Grant @grantpa on Twitter and @grantpardee on Instagram! — QUOTES: “He’s always fighting old people.” “'With great power comes great responsibility’ is not that different from ‘to each according to ability, to each according to need,’ which is a Karl Marx thing.” “Joe Quesada and Bill Jemas…I don’t know what the sort of popular fan view on them is, but I think they should be held up as much as Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.” “’Spider-Man: Homecoming’ is the best Robin movie I’ve ever seen.” “’I just ate a guy!’ Oh, that woulda been cool if we saw it, but I guess this is PG-13 so I’ll just take your word for it, Venom.” “He was kind of a kid who was like, ‘Yo. I can do some of the hot shit you guys can do. Suck my dick.’ You know, just like a real kid.” “Once you see that Tom Holland is basically white Miles Morales more than he is Peter Parker, it does jump out.” “So Kaine is a flawed clone of Peter Parker who had rage issues, and would use his adhesive grip to rip people’s faces off.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to Mrs. Brightside herself Lacretia Lyon about her Nerd GOAT: John Constantine! This episode makes smoking cool again, kids. Fair warning. Lacretia is a comedian/host who is a frequent contributor to AFTERBUZZ TV! She also hosts her own podcast about the funny side of mental health called MRS. BRIGHTSIDE, the best use of her Psych degree anyone could hope for! If you’re in LA, catch her February 8 on the NERD NIGHTS live show at Sycamore Tavern. Follow @lacretialyon on Twitter and Instagram, and visit her website www.lacretialyon.com! — QUOTES: “‘Wait, so you watched Buffy and it really made you want to do witchcraft?’ I’m like, ‘I was curious!’” "This year he is full time with Legends of Tomorrow, and I still haven’t gotten my fruit basket, Matt Ryan. ‘Cause part of that, according to some of the writers on Legends of Tomorrow, was because I would not shut up about him on AfterbuzzTV." "Damning a little girl to hell…You can’t really get worse than that. He does try though." "Now that you said unicorns, I am super-pumped." "If my sandwich disappeared as I was about to murder people, I would murder more people." "As long as it always ends with gay sex, then it’s good." — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron welcome the incomparable Tim Powers to talk about his Nerd GOAT: The Monkees! The fake band that became real. Trust us. You need to hear this sh*t. Tim is a voice actor, radio personality and hysterical standup. He hosts DEEP DISH RADIO, where he interviews all the greatest rock stars, authors, artists and entertainers, while spinning an eclectic selection of incredible music. He and comics legend Jon Bogdanove co-host the podcast IT’S CLOBBERING’ TIME, in which they re-read and review the great American novel that is the original Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four. Follow his show @deepdishradio on Twitter! — QUOTES: “Don’t you hate when your ex-wife floats back to shore?” “There was the one with the hat, the one without a hat, the English one and the dumb one.” “They held the number one spot for 30 of 52 weeks. Michael Jackson is the only person to break that record.” “‘Rush’ doesn’t get to be white! They’re Canadian!” “Satan says, ‘Well, I’ve got a contract.’ Mike, the leader of the group, says, ‘Welp. If your contract is valid, it’ll hold up in court, right?’” “Yes, this is what I want! Straight Sith-lord lightning between my fingers: ‘Yesss, rock and roll depravity from these wholesome bands!’” “The author said what attracted her to the show was her perception of the fact that these were four musicians with magical powers. — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Producer Bill kick off 2019 with Zack Beseda talking about his Nerd GOAT: Ashley J. Williams from Evil Dead/Army of Darkness! Give us some sugar, baby. Zack is a comedy writer who hosts your new second-favorite podcast (because we’ll always be #1 in your heart): SO FAST SO FURIOUS. Zack and his co-hosts dissect every film of the Fast & Furious franchise…One quarter-hour at a time. Follow @sofastpodcast and @zackforreel on Twitter and @zack_withak on Instagram. — QUOTES: “I saw Army of Darkness probably twenty times before I ever saw Evil Dead, because I was real scared of scary movies as a kid.” “It’s the one time I ever heard lines that I knew were cheesy…But really enjoyed them!” “What they wanted to do was a horror film as if it had been done by The Three Stooges.” “He’s very much the anti-Chosen One, right? He is the least qualified, most unwilling, just totally…does not even want to deal with this shit, and yet he has to keep saving the world.” “Vintage Bruce Campbell as Plastic Man would knock it out of the park.” “I wish I had a chin like that. I had to grow a beard to have a chin.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed close out 2018 with Ron's very own Nerd GOAT: Harry Dresden of The Dresden Files…Who is literally a mash-up of John Constantine and Ron Swallow. ** Merry Christmas to all our fellow Nerds and GOATS! ** If you're in the holiday spirit, give yourself the gift of a Nerd GOAT Patreon subscription, wherein you get access to exclusive art and extra podcasts! Follow Ron @dorkyswallow on Twitter and Snapchat, and @ronswallow on Instagram! — QUOTES: “He’s constantly trying to prove he’s good, because he’s got this past that kinda weighs on him – which was like my entire childhood.” “Gotta watch out for those Combat Werewolves.” “Voldethanos!” “He literally rides a dinosaur while shooting magic. If you don’t think that’s badass, I don’t know what is badass.” “I’d be the first one to conjure in the shower.” “This reminded me of a thing I wanted to draw attention to, just for anybody with a weird girlfriend like mine…” “I can’t wait to see where this goes.” “Wow.”   — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to Aaron Ram Powell about his Nerd GOAT: X-Factor’s Jamie Madrox aka Multiple Man! An under-appreciated, over-the-top Renaissance X-Man. Aaron is a writer, comedian, podcaster, photographer, cosplayer, doctor and licensed sex therapist (yes, really), whose wide breadth of interests informs his love of his GOAT. Subscribe to his podcasts AARON EXPLAINS THE UNIVERSE and STUPID MOVE TUESDAY for hilarity and profundity. Follow him @urfavskinnyman on Twitter, @yourfavoriteskinnyman on Instagram and @AaronRamPowell on Facebook! — QUOTES: “To this day, I very rarely watch porn with sound.” “Weather hates white people in the Midwest for some reason.” “Multiple naked penises on this page? Not here at Marvel Comics!” “He can do everything, but his plan to do everything never really works out.” “I always tell myself: If I’m the same person that I was five years ago, I wasted five years.” “Wolfsbane got pregnant with basically this demon baby that would bring about the apocalypse because, y’know, X-Men.” “I feel bad for Nightcrawler sometimes, because all of his teammates have damn near banged his mom.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to Jessica Lovelace Chandler about her Nerd GOAT: Wendy Darling from Peter Pan! Amazing or sad that she remains so relevant to women in 2018? Jessica is a hilarious comedian who's totally worth the follow: @somethingpunny on Twitter and @jessica_el_see on Instagram! — QUOTES: “Well speaking of moms, and not having them…” “Great segue.” “I was dating a lot of really terrible children…who were men. And I realized a lot of them had this Peter Pan complex.” “I was an early ninja adopter. I was hitting myself in the nuts with nunchucks before anybody.” “You’re tough, AND you have money? You don’t feel things.” “Right. The drugs feel them for you.” “There’s that idea of King Baby. You know: I need everything, I need to be taken care of, but also I’m the King.” “I don’t know if you remember the lack of chin that I have?” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed talks to Barbara Gray from Lady To Lady about her Nerd GOAT: Elaine Benes! She's the most indispensable part of Seinfeld, yadda yadda yadda… Babs is a co-host of the venerable podcast LADY TO LADY, about to hit their 300th episode! Also check out BRITNEY'S GRAM, her weekly podcast review of Britney Spears’ Instagram account (as amazing as it sounds)! Her new comedy album “If I Did It” drops in January, and you can see her in Los Angeles at the comedy show Sauce at DeSano Pizza. Follow @babsgray on Twitter, @babs_gray on Instagram! — QUOTES: “If you are in your thirties and you prefer Friends to Seinfeld, you are out of your mind, you should see a psychologist.” “She was the first person I ever saw hoard birth control.” “There’s always a moment where you find out they’re a face-painter.” “She’s mean. You know? She’s like straight-up mean a lot of the time, to George especially. And I kinda love that.” “You might have been able to show it to her…when she wanted to see it. But you didn’t have to just take it out!” “Skinny guys fight ’till they’re hamburger.” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to Screen Junkies’ JTE about his Nerd GOAT: The Italian Stallion, Rocky Balboa! Recorded pre-Creed 2, so don’t sweat the spoilers. (BTW GOATers: Happy belated Thanksgiving, and thanks for your patience on the delayed release!) JTE is the behind-the-scenes magic man at SCREEN JUNKIES! He also runs a rad YouTube channel called JTE MOVIE THINKS, where you just might find a hot-off-the-presses Creed 2 spoiler review. Follow @jtemoviethinks on Twitter and Instagram, plus look for the return of the JTE Movie Thinks podcast! — QUOTES: “I took a year off work. Didn’t do anything for a year. I woke up every morning, I played basketball, I walked around South America just kind of exploring and eating food. It’s really cheap to live down there.” “Rocky is a character who gets what life is really about.” “It’s about a guy who isn’t dumb. He’s just having his worldview expanded.” “Sometimes this conception of white athletes is just like, ‘Ah, well their white smarts is what allows them to compete with the…’” “You watch those first two films, they are such 70s films. Then you get to 3 and 4, and they are 80s films, through and through. 5 is a bad 90s movie, through and through.” “I think the most interesting fight would be ‘Rocky 1’ and ‘Rocky Balboa.’” — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed welcome Schmoes Know co-host Mark Ellis to talk about his Nerd GOAT: Leonardo! Also, never forget: Raphael is the Dennis Rodman of Ninja Turtling. Mark is one half of the original SCHMOES KNOW MOVIES duo, and a leading creative voice behind the COLLIDER network. You can find his current series, MOVIE TRIVIA SCHMOEDOWN, on the Collider YouTube channel, alongside a ton of other great nerd content. Check out his websites www.schmoesknow.com and, even better, www.markellislive.com for live show dates and other info. And of course follow him @markellislive on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook! — QUOTES: “We’ve lived long enough to see ourselves become basic.” “If you give the rat the credibility of being like a Belichick, then Leonardo is his Tom Brady.” “I like Batman, but Batman was like, ‘I am leading you, because you are all so f**king dumb.’ And Leonardo never came from that place.” “How many Department of Waste Management New York City workers did the Turtles honestly murder though? Because they found their lair, and it’s just easier to snap a neck real quick.” “Somebody’s gonna come in here and say Raphael’s the best Turtle.” “And they voted for Trump.” “Hey, how ‘bout we team up and kill this kid? — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to Ron's one-true-love Ariel Staehle about her Nerd GOAT: Princess Leia (or General Organa if ya nasty)! Ariel is an actress and phenomenal cosplayer who you should follow @thegeekydreamer on Instagram and Facebook, and @thageekydreamer on Twitter! She and Ron just appeared on the "Dating A Geek" panel at LA Comic Con and are lining up more convention appearances to talk about being nerds in love. — QUOTES: "She talked to Darth Vader like he was a simpleton, or just some thug." "A nicely tailored body sleeve, the highest of Hutt fashion." "Space racism is super-funny all the time." "When you have a human baby with incest tentacles, imagine how much Force powers you'd have!" "The Star Wars Universe is good for having a twenty year period where I don't know what the f**k went on." "Leia force-chokes Ruth Bader Ginsburg?" "I don't agree with anything that is spoken on this show, I am a woman." — See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to Schmoedown Champ William Bibbiani about his Nerd GOAT: Charles Foster Kane from Citizen Kane! Brace for top-shelf film-geek pretentiousness! Bibs is a prolific critic and commentator. Listen to his podcasts CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED and CANCELED TOO SOON on the Schmoes Know Network. Subscribe on Patreon for his delightful premium pod ONLY THE BEST, in which he and his co-host watch every single Best Picture nominee ever, in order, in a row. And follow him @williambibbiani on Twitter and @wbibbiani on Instagram! — QUOTES: “I love the ‘Step Up’ movies. You’ve seen all five of them, right?” “Just when you think Trump’s about to say something kind of human, he says, ‘But the real message I think we can take away is Kane married the wrong woman.’” “One of the financiers was the brother of the Shah of Iran, so when there was a revolution in Iran, the movie became property of Iran.” “This concept, that most of the time genius is rewarded…That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard in my f**king life.” “When you have everything and none of your life has the urgency of human wants, basically all you have is how you are perceived.” “That isn’t horror, it’s a coming-of-age drama with a demon clown.” — COME SEE RON'S BIRTHDAY SHOW! Ron performs LIVE in LA at Jeff May's MINT ON CARD SHOW @ Blast From The Past in Burbank, CA! It's FREE! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to David “Rosie” Rosenberg about his Nerd GOAT: Harry Potter! A stirring call to arms to love the ACTUAL HERO of the god damn story. Rosie is one of the best crowd-work stand-ups you’ll ever see. If you’re in LA, do so on Halloween night at Harvelle’s Long Beach for the legendary FREAK SHOW. Follow Rosie @rosiepigs on Twitter and Instagram. — QUOTES: "I'm the Hatfields and magic is the McCoys." "Your name's Dylan or Brad or Tyler, you were in charge! You don't get to be Harry Potter, you were Draco to the rest of us." "G.I. Joe was confusing to me, because there's no god damn G.I. Joe! There's no 'Joe'." "I think that if you read enough sci-fi, you start convincing yourself that you're special." "Part of my rebellion against nerd-dom as an adult is, one: No, this is what I worked to, like, not do!  Like, I tried SO HARD not to be a nerd! And then there's a snobby...almost a hipsterism of: Guys, we can't all be nerds. We can't all do this!" "Only wusses are in Hufflepuff." "The Midichlorian rent is too damn high!" — COME SEE RON'S BIRTHDAY SHOW! Ron performs LIVE in LA at Jeff May's MINT ON CARD SHOW @ Blast From The Past in Burbank, CA! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to comedian Joseph Scrimshaw about his Nerd GOAT: Obi-Wan Kenobi! Do NOT miss our pitch at the end for The Last Temptation of Obi-Wan. ** SPOILER ALERT! 21:13 - 23:05 drops MAJOR tasty spoilers for the Star Wars: Rebels animated series. ** Joseph produced and performs in the new comedy album ADVENTURES IN VOTING, a nerd comedy jam meant to encourage you to get off your butt on November 6. Get it on Band Camp or from Joseph's website www.josephscrimshaw.com. All profits go to Rock The Vote! Also check out Joseph's podcasts OBSESSED and FORCECENTER, and follow him @josephscrimshaw on Twitter! — QUOTES: "The character who is always introduced by the concept of being paid to have sex. It is Jedi Knight, Obi-Wan Kenobi." "Violence should never be the answer, there are alternatives to fighting, and after I tell you that two times, and you're still coming after my young charge, I'm gonna start with your arm. And if you still have a problem, then I will probably kill you." "If Dr. Kevorkian was in the Star Wars universe, would we not have even had that whole adventure?" "I want to know where the brain-controlling worms enter the face." "He got shot in the organ-sack by Obi-Wan Kenobi." — COME SEE RON'S BIRTHDAY SHOW! Ron performs LIVE in LA at Jeff May's MINT ON CARD SHOW @ Blast From The Past in Burbank, CA! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to TV & film podcaster Chris Cubas about his Nerd GOAT: Mick Foley aka Cactus Jack aka Dude Love aka WWE Superstar Mankind! Chris is a comedian, podcaster and former Alamo Drafthouse gadfly. He wrote, produced and stars in the documentary CHRIS GETS MONEY. He's won @midnight and Roast Battle. He currently hosts the podcast CANCELED, about TV series that met ignominious first-season ends, ranging from Bunheads to Cop Rock to My So-Called Life to Freaks and Geeks! Follow Chris @chriscubas on Twitter and Instagram, or on his website www.chriscubascomedy.com. — QUOTES: "Mick Foley beats him in a no-ropes, barb-wire, bed-of-nails, C4-exploding time bomb match. Swear to god." "The reason that Stone Cold Steve Austin is the biggest, most popular wrestler of all time is because he went on TV every week, drank beer, and kicked the shit out of his boss." "Wrestling is the worst f*cking thing you can do to yourself as an artform, outside of maybe just being Johnny Knoxville." "He's laying on the ground, you can see a tooth coming out of his nose." "She's kind of touching her breast and about to go downstairs, and we would cut that in between every fight scene." "Truckasaurus got a pilot." — TONIGHT, OCTOBER 15! SEE RON LIVE IN LOS ANGELES @ Flappers Burbank, as part of the CONAN Writers Show! The man himself Conan O'Brien is liable to stop by! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Hit us up @nerdgoatpodcast on Twitter for dank memes, incisive commentary, and direct feedback from Ed and Ron! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ron and Ed talk to comedian Jim Bruce about his Nerd GOAT: Hank Venture! For Venture Bro newbies, BE WARNED! BIG spoilers abound in mins. 25:00 - 28:00! Jim is a hysterical old-school road comic. He hosts STAY IN YOUR LANE COMEDY at the Corbin Bowl in Tarzana, CA, one of the best nights of entertainment in the LA area. He also hosts the podcast WHO'S THIS NOW?, a wildly successful talk show on a fictional network featuring well-known comics and the fabulously famous luminaries they pretend to be. Check it out, and follow Jim @comicjimbruce for laughs all over Twitter. — QUOTES: "Dummies for miles is brutal." "Venture Brothers is the smart show people think Rick and Morty is." "He's constantly trying to get laid, he's inept at it, both things I could relate to." "Again, this is a spoiler I guess, but honest to god, watch the f*cking show, idiots." "If I had sex with my sister by accident, that's what I would do." “The labels that we put on each other don't always fit really well." — SEE RON LIVE IN LOS ANGELES, October 15 @ Flappers Burbank, as part of the CONAN Writers Show! The man himself Conan O'Brien is liable to stop by! SEE ED & RON LIVE IN SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA, October 13 @ Seven Sisters Brewing! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Hit us up @nerdgoatpodcast on Twitter for dank memes, incisive commentary, and direct feedback from Ed and Ron! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram!

Ed and Ron talk to ScreenJunkies' Billy Business about his Nerd GOAT: Indiana Jones! PLUS: The merits of Solo, and our best "How Would You Write It?" EVER. Billy Business is one of the longtime producers behind SCREENJUNKIES, and definitely more than Ed's third-favorite SJ employee! Subscribe to the ScreenJunkies channel for the best geek content on YouTube. Follow Billy @billyapatterson on Twitter and Instagram. — QUOTES: "I had a whole list of about 70 different synonyms for 'sexy'." "You used to look like a piece of shit when you had long hair, I can't believe you didn't kill yourself! You look great now." "He's buckled some swash." "Say Jar Jar all you want, Willie Scott is the worst character that ever came out of Lucasfilm, HANDS DOWN." "This guy's a hero! Yeah, he punches kids, he pushes ladies down..." "Well, he's an edgy hero." "Let me say, as a comedian and, therefore, part time narcissist, your lack of ego is gross." — SEE ED LIVE IN LOS ANGELES, October 2 @ The Lyric Hyperion, 10pm, as part of the hilarious show The Last Voicemail! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Hit us up @nerdgoatpodcast on Twitter for dank memes, incisive commentary, and direct feedback from Ed and Ron! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Ron and Ed talk to Screen Junkies' Lon Harris about his Nerd GOAT: Beetlejuice! Crank the Belafonte, chill the shrimp cocktail, and gaze into the abyss... Lon is a pop culture commentator and one of the writer-producers behind SCREEN JUNKIES! Subscribe to their YouTube channel for the best geek content this side of Nerd G.O.A.T. (and get a second helping of your man Ed Greer). While you're at it, subscribe to Lon's newsletter STREAMING, where he offers reviews and criticism of shows across all streaming platforms. Follow @lons on Twitter for perfectly crafted commentary that sometimes goes viral. — QUOTES: "Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice..." "DEAR GOD, NO, RON!" "If you're a Jedi, can you force-choke yourself while you're masturbating?" "Michael Keaton is the thinking man's Jim Carrey. Discuss." "Is Beetlejuice a Cold War metaphor, where Beetlejuice himself is nuclear war?" "In life you're a pawn, in death you're a queen." "We've unlocked Beetlejuice 2!" — SEE ED LIVE IN LOS ANGELES, October 2 @ The Lyric Hyperion, 10pm, as part of the hilarious show The Last Voicemail! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, movie reviews, and behind-the-scenes content! Hit us up @nerdgoatpodcast on Twitter for dank memes, incisive commentary, and direct feedback from Ed and Ron! See Ed MERCILESSLY DESTROY on Movie Fights, and catch him every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Ed and Ron talk to animation producer Eric Bell about his Nerd GOAT: Mordin Solus from the Mass Effect franchise! Come discover one of the richest video game worlds ever created. Eric is a comedian who produces the web cartoon 24 Frames, which spoofs and reviews animated shows! Catch all of his work at www.bellcomedy.com, and follow him @bellcomedy on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. — QUOTES: "People who destroy planets are treated better than people who kill regular people." "John Stewart, Luke Cage, I think even Stalker from G.I. Joe, all framed for a crime they didn't commit!" "If I made the atomic bomb or something, I'd be like, 'Ah, that's a bad one, that's a bad one on me.' I'm not gonna invent the ANTI atomic bomb, I'm just gonna go chill out on my boat." "Sometimes we ask what's the shittiest thing your character ever did. I think making rhinos not be able to fuck." "When you kill a character, it should hit, and it should be permanent." "They prefer to be called hacking ladies, or hacking sluts." — Catch Ed every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Ron and Ed celebrate Action Comics #1000 with talk show host Stuart B. Thompson discussing his Nerd GOAT: Soviet Superman from Mark Millar's Red Son! Stuart co-hosts Late Night with Stuart and Luke every month at the Hollywood Improv, and it's the craziest talk show you've ever seen. If you can't make it to the live show, subscribe to The Late Night Podcast with Stuart and Luke, and follow the show @thel8nightshow on Twitter. Follow Stuart himself @stuartbthompson on Twitter and Instagram, or follow everything at www.stuartbthompsoncomedy.com! — QUOTES: "The highest level of lazy nerds become cats in bookstores when we die." "Superman is a character an only child would create. Where it's like, 'I want all the cool powers, I want no one to be able to beat me, because I don't have perspective on winning and losing!'" "If you're good enough, and you do everything you set out to do, there will come a point where we don't need you." "That's why white supremacy survives, in a nutshell. Nobody wants to dismantle it because it's their dad's." "Sometimes when I'm reading DC Comics, the explanations of how they became a superhero or a supervillain sounds like someone fell asleep while they wrote it." "There are times I wish my parents hugged me less so I would enjoy reading more." "Superman Justice Warrior! He's just flying around in Birkenstocks." "Guys, we're cracking this safe, we almost got away with the money...Oh no, I smell patchouli." — Catch Ed every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Ron and Ed talk to Brandie Posey, who pioneered the mash-up of standup and animation, about her Nerd GOAT: Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise! Brandie is a comedian and producer whose ground-breaking standup show Picture This sees talented artists bring comedians' stories to life in real time. It's now in development for TV! Brandie also co-hosts the blockbuster podcast Lady to Lady, which is hilarious, feminist, and awesome. Follow Brandie @brandazzle on Twitter and Instagram, and see all of her amazing work at www.brandieposey.com. — QUOTES: "You used to be 'Zombie Shark Girl' to me, and I used to be 'Waterfall of Bitches' to other people." "Here's another alien for Kirk to rape." "The universe is here to be seen, see as much of it as possible!" "Look girl, I build ships in bottles. I will handle your cooch." "Wisdom is like smart without ego." "If you are a single, non-creepy dude and you're in Las Vegas, the Magic Mike show is where you should pick up women afterwards." "Just think about like, how many cultures of cunnilingus does Data have in his head?"   — Catch Ron performing LIVE at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles, April 6! Catch Ed every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Also don't miss his most recent Movie Fights! Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Ed and Ron talk to geek comedian extraordinaire Ify Nwadiwe about his Nerd GOAT: Goku! A direct response to Dani Fernandez (Ify's podcast co-host) and her GOAT Vegeta. Who is the TRUE Dragon Ball GOAT? Tell us at: nerdgoatshow@gmail.com Ify co-hosts the brand-new NERDIFICENT podcast on the How Stuff Works network, as well as the podcast Candy Dinner. He is also a seasoned improv-er who performs every second Friday in L.A. with his troupe White Women. The show is Your Token Friend at the UCB Theatre on Sunset Blvd. Follow him @ifynwadiwe on Twitter and Instagram. — QUOTES: "Who wanna indoctrinate the pussy? Who are these people?! 'I refuse to get cooch unless I can properly prepare it!'" "People deserve a second chance. You just gotta kick they ass first a little bit." "You just started an audio jihad on us." "It's the hyperbole chamber? Like you hop up in that thing and are like, 'Yo, my fish was THIS big, my dick is THIS long!'" "Saiyan is a race of aliens where the more Aryan they get, the stronger they get." "Black Panther. To paraphrase Chris Rock: Even in our finest hour, he was doing herb and drinking purple drank." Stay until the end to hear Ify and Ron reveal to Ed for the first time: MISTER POPO, one of the most racist characters ever shown on a popular children's cartoon (and that's saying something!). — Catch Ed every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Also don't miss him on the Evolution of the Black Superhero panel. Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Ron and Ed talk to best-selling comedian Nat Baimel about his Nerd GOAT: WWE Champion Daniel Bryan! An amazing underdog story even if you don't dig wrestling. Yes! Yes! Yes! Nat recently released his new special Be Nice! and it became the #1-selling comedy album on Amazon! Go check it out on iTunes, Amazon, Spotify, Google Play, wherever – it's nerd-friendly and hilarious. Follow Nat @NatBaimel on Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and Facebook, and check out his website at www.natbaimel.com! — QUOTES "I got into doing standup when my two other childhood dreams failed." "I was a Tai Chi instructor for Alzheimer's patients for about a year." "I was that kid who was like, 'Fine, I get it. WWF is fake. But ECW is real!'" "He went to his announcer, pulled off his suit, and choked him with his tie." "He's a good wrestler, but he's never gonna be in the WWE. Then he gets there and they're like, 'Ok, but they're never gonna do anything with him,' and then the biggest show of the year ends with him holding up both championships as confetti rains down." "The gatekeepers didn't want him to be their guy, but because he was so undeniable with what he did, he forced their hand." — Catch Ed every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Also don't miss him on the Evolution of the Black Superhero panel. Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Please drop us a line at nerdgoatshow@gmail.com Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Ed and Ron talk to geek luminary Dani Fernandez about her Nerd GOAT: Vegeta, from Dragon Ball! She will make you love this series. BIG NEWS! Dani will be taking over the Funimation YouTube Channel for a LIVE watchalong of Dragon Ball Super's FINAL EPISODE, March 17. Tune in for the livestream! Dani is a writer, actress and prolific performer who hosts the upcoming Nerdificent podcast for "How Stuff Works". Check out the preview episode on March 27, and in the meantime follow the show on Twitter @nerdificent. Find Dani on Twitter and Instagram @msdanifernandez. — QUOTES: "They go like eighteen episodes shirtless with just like their nipples out. And I mean they're jacked to shit. So my little horny self was like, 'Holy hell. Okay, forget Hey Arnold.'" "Evil, malicious, vengeful. You know, everything that I was when I was in fifth grade." "Goku's just a goofy weirdo who really wants to fight dudes."  "Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor would definitely break into dance and to song." "Early Vegeta wouldn't give you orgasms. I mean, you might get one on accident, just because he's gonna last a long time." "You're just straight up showing his butthole on this cartoon." "Social justice, inclusion, diversity garbage? They're the fucking foundation of comics!" "I got this Saiyan dick and I can also go back in time." "Nobody wants to read books and deal with family, they want to smack the shit out of people in the clouds!" — Catch Ed every Wednesday on the Screen Junkies Universe livestream! Also don't miss him on the Evolution of the Black Superhero panel. Subscribe, rate and review Nerd GOAT on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Please drop us a line at nerdgoatshow@gmail.com Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at the show, and other great content!

Josh dives into episode 19 with a convention mention for the ages. Fantasticon, R2C2, and more conventions lined up. Hollywood is a tragic mess. Screen Junkies Universe is FAKE NEWS. Why did Chelsea Handler drink piss? Is the world ready for a Red Sonja movie? Is Disney buying Fox movie studios? The top 10 things you probably didn't know about Batman!